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Author: | Southern Corn [ Sun Jun 04, 2017 11:14 am ] |
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Well this isn't the page starter I envisioned. Anyway, sorry for not posting yesterday. Some stuff happened. Let's start now. When Goats Ate Airplanes (Continued) (Continued) (Continued) (This Joke isn't funny anymore) P-18- Bore He took the nice, soft, iron strip right by the lefftt hand [red writing is by the teacher]. He took a step towards his amazing laboratory, which focus[s]ed on all sciences; physical, biological, chemistrical [I'll admit, I snorted slightly], zoological, social [don't ask], mathematical, and even computanal [I think you get an idea of how old I was when I was writing this now]! And after some hours, Abscondo walked out tr[i]umphiantly. He had done it! P-19- It happened! He thought to himself happily, "It has finally happened! I didn't think it would happen this quick, but it did!" He told his friends the same thing. He was praised by arising quotes, such as "I never thought it would happen!" [No, they're not referring to the end of this story] "History will remember this day, Gary Malkins!" For he had successfully invented modern utensils! P-20- What? What? You're surprised? Why? Modern utensils? Random? Well, folks, now you tell me? It's been 11 parts since I told you P-21- So, (AKA Title Continuation) [In this chapter, I had trouble with the letters 'l', 't', 'y' and 'p'. At least, according to the teacher.] Anyway, back to the story. Malkins smiledd so hard you'd think he'd be one of those famous comedy movie actors [because if you smile hard enough, you look like a comedian, I guess], like Charlie Chaplin, or Groucho P22- Blah And thus, modern utensils were invented. P23- Blah Blah And everyone lived happily ever after. And by everybody, I mean most of the goats, the guy [who was actually a gal] who claimed that the goats got their liking for metal from the iron in the spinach, Bobby Joe, Freddo Malkins, Garloni Abscondo Elevati Cutu Albert Brandy Cauldron "Mally" Malkins, the author who got a lot of money for this book (me) [keep on dreaming, young me] and the Wright Brothers. Everyone else didn't. The End....NOT!! Whoa, what an twist! Didn't see that coming at all. Anyway, that's all for today. Toodles. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:04 pm ] |
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No WGaA today, but I made up for it with a double sporking. Plus, I don't know if anyone's actually reading (and enjoying) When Goats Ate Airplanes. So I'm giving it the lowest priority for now. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:41 am ] |
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Onto the next few chapters. This marks the end of the book, so pay full attention! When Goats Ate Airplanes (Continued) (Continued) (Continued) (This Joke isn't funny anymore) (It's over now though) P-24- Blah Blah BLAHAHAA! No, it hasn't ended. I just said that to [troll] you terribly, and I hope you got really scared [more like relieved]. So anyway, back to the story. So, you see the next day, P-25- Zulu Cutu [The end words on this one were not clear, according to the teacher.] So, [ISAIPL] came to trade with the Swizz [I think I meant to write Swiss]. You see, he really was of British descent, but since his parents settled Zulu, he had sort of a black skin [...wow], but still anyway had a classic [?] British accent. P26- Malkins No, it wasn't Gary Malkins, whose full name I shall not Malkins Sniklam [Haha, it's a palindrome. Anyway, this chapter isn't numbered, but since the chapters it's between in are, we can safely say this is the 27th.] So, P-28- Ha! Ha! A.B.C Malkins [I'm referring to Gary's initials]! That's hilarious! I didn't really notice it at- okay, okay, I'll continue with the P-29 The Refusal Unfortunately, Mr. Idnaghul did not appreciate what he thought were lies, no matter what the mysterious munchkin Malkins told him. See, he didn't care about the modern utensils, calling them metal trash [just like this book!], and threw them out the window. Malkins got enraged with this, and chased out the man quite angrily. Meanwhile, near the place where the utensils ^were thrown... P-30- A Plot Twist A mysterious figure- not human, by the way- gazed at the utensils. It didn't know what to think. Immediately, it pounced and in the next moment they were all gone. And who the mysterious figure was, I'm sure you know. Ah, yes! You, my sir, have hit the jackpot! It was indeed a majestic looking pony who did it. P-31- A Friendly NEIGHbour (with a horn) Yes, it was a pony! Ha! Fooled you, didn't I? Yes, it was not a pony; It was, in fact, the obvious! The obvious x THE END x P-31- Credits and Acknowledgements I would like to thank myself for writing this wonderful story [you're not welcome]. The director is another one I am thankful to, who is me [surprise]. I'd like to the thank the academy and Miss N [my teacher] for inspiring me. I also want to thank I, me, and myself for producing this fictional book [Oh, if only it were fictional]. And I'd also finally like to thank the unicorn who willingly helped us [alright, that's the funniest line in the book. Ironically it's at the end]. x CREDITS x OVER x CHEESY MUSIC PLAYS [you're welcome for that] x And thus, it all comes to an end. Just kidding, there's more for some reason. That's coming tomorrow. There's also 3 extra pages between 32 and 33 for no good reason, so I'll be typing those down here too. Hope you..umm...sorry. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sun Aug 13, 2017 5:44 am ] |
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It's been a while, eh? But (un?)fortunately, no WGaA this time around. This is the first poem I've written for a magazine. I've dubbed it.... Spoiler: The Monsoon Gloom Hope you enjoyed. I decided to go for a more archaic writing style this time. And yes, this is based on my personal experiences. Monsoon's just started over here and I love it for reasons started in the poem. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Tue Aug 22, 2017 6:56 pm ] |
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Yo dweebs how's it going? Here, I got you a new sporking. First of its kind on the beta forums. You're welcome, dopesters. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:38 pm ] |
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So...I did a detailed analysis on my favourite movie, Lion and the King. No, not the Lion King. Lion and the King. Look it up, savages. Anyway, here it is I guess: Spoiler: Spoilers for the best half hour of your life So yeah. There you go. Enjoy. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Tue Sep 19, 2017 6:14 pm ] |
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Remember this? Socot wrote: You've seen my short stories and poems,and now time for my...er,other works. So here are my totally cool OCs. Starting with...the mysterious Prosecutor Socot! After waking up from a poison-induced coma which he was in for 7 years,Socot decided to take to prosecuting,hoping he would discover his true identity (as he woke up an amnesiac) by doing so. The blue thing behind him? That's his tail,which got severely wounded during his fatal and mysterious accident 7 years ago. His eyes were also heavily damaged,and he has to wear a helmet to even see. Even with it,he cannot see yellow on white,which has seriously confused him several times in the bathroom. So far,he has gone undefeated,but has not regained his memory. Will he get it back? Find out soon! Thought that Prosecutor Socot was garbage? Then you haven't even seen my next dumb OC,Captain Socot! As you can tell,this is Prosecutor's Socot's alternate identity! After prosecuting several cases,Socot realised that there's more to him than the courts can provide answers for,and became a superhero! Just like the Yatagarasu,he's on the search for the truth-the truth of whom he really was,that is. Every month,at midnight,he sneaks into his outift (with some evil eyebrows pasted on his helmet,red laser eyes emanating from his helmet,a fake metal mouth sneering at his foes,a wonderful moustache and a cape with his initials (CS-Captain Socot (but could it be more than that? ) on it covering his weak tail),and steals (get it?) into several warehouses and embassies and other offices to get more info on who he was-even if he was traitor scum from an organization larger than him. Will he truly steal the truth,even if his life depends on it? Or will he have to stick with being a prosecuting amnesiac? Find out soon! ...Yeah,um....I'll go now. Yeah, you thought it looked terrible as you were browsing this forum, didn't you? Well, no worries! Now you can think it looks terrible as you browse imgur with my latest album there on the lore of Socot! It's essentially a condensed version of the post above, but....yeah. There you go. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Thu Oct 26, 2017 2:43 pm ] |
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It's been a while, but I'm out with the first part of a new sporking! See here or the beta for your reading purposes. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:16 pm ] |
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Whoops completely forgot to post the second part. Here it is |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Thu Nov 23, 2017 4:07 pm ] |
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Usually I like to provide a bit of context for some of these but this one is so utterly bizarre I think it works without context. Let's see. Spoiler: This will be weird. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Fri Nov 24, 2017 1:07 pm ] |
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Also, new sporking's out! Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:28 am ] |
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Okay, so I was just kind of messing around on the mobile editor (which sucks, by the way) and I came up with whatever this is. Spoiler: Large The reason I'm posting it here is because it looks like it'll be the best thing I'll probably be able to make on the editor. Other than that, just showing it off, I guess. |
Author: | Chloe [ Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:31 pm ] |
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Southern Corn wrote: This is basically the place where I post my works,which include poetry and some short stories. I'll start with this simple little haiku: Murder-A Haiku Shot right in the heart The weapon,a stray arrow The victim,a hawk Stay tuned for more soon! The last line threw me off as I didn't expect the victim to be a hawk. Nicely done. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Fri Dec 22, 2017 1:18 pm ] |
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Thanks. That element of subversion was what I was going for. Originally the Haiku was going to be pretty straightforward with it just describing a normal murder but I decided to change it to that, which I think really overall enhanced it. Better than the rest of my haikus, imo. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:23 am ] |
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Happy New Year, everyone! While I don't know why the old year isn't as happy, I do have a new sporking for you! |
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