Title: Godot And Mia (Poem)
Rating: K
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6373374/1/

Title: Atonement
Rating: G
Pairing: Phoenix/Iris
Summary: Iris has felt useless for all these years. Now she decides it's time to change that.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5335056/1/Atonement

Title: Let Me Entertain You, Quietly
Rating: M
Pairing: April/Viola
Summary: Viola has been given a task to entertain Redd White's secretary. She is freaked out by Viola, but they both like to give pain. (Set before GS1.)
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5379611/1/L ... ou_Quietly

Title: Mental Disco
Rating: G
Pairing: Maya/Pheonix and Jean/Iris
Summary: Maya and Gumshoe have convinced their friends to go to a fancy dress party and the results are shocking.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5392804/1/Mental_Disco

Title: Snatched Assistant
Rating: G
Pairing: Maya/Franziska
Summary: A one shot with Maya started becoming Franziska's assistant after Phoenix gets disbarred. AU
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5177383/1/S ... _Assistant

Title: The Lover Of Science And The Drunk Nun
Rating: G
Pairing: Iris/Ema
Summary: Trying to find as many reasons as possible to avoid Klavier, Ema goes to visit a friend of her sister. The results are interesting.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5211234/1/T ... _Drunk_Nun

Title: Still Believe In You
Rating: G
Pairing: Dahlia/Iris
Summary: No matter how heinous her crimes were, Dahlia was still her sister. She adored her.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5235943/1/S ... eve_In_You

Title: It's Wright's Fault
Rating: T
Pairings: Phoenix/Edgeworth & Maya/Franziska
Summary: It's Wendy Oldbag's funeral but Phoenix can't help but laugh and Edgeworth and Gumshoe end up joining in.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5263718/1/Its_Wrights_Fault

Title: April's Little Prince
Pair: April/Daryan (as a mother/son bonding, not a romantic one.)
Rating: G
Summary: Kink Meme one shot where Dayran Cresend is April's May's adoptive son. After the events of Turnabout Serenade, Dayran was still meant the world to her.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5267901/1/A ... tle_Prince

Title: Confession!
Pair: Angel/Ron/Dessie
Rating: T/M
Summary: Ron has a confession and fears it could ruin his marriage.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5327305/1/Confession

Title: Monochrome Beauty
Pair: Apollo/Viola
Rating: G
Summary: She was always following him, but would vanish every time he approached her.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5298869/1/Monochrome_Beauty

Title: Magic Socks
Rating: G
Pairing: Trucy/Pearl (Friendship)
Summary: Pearl is curious about her friend, Phoenix Wright's daughter, Trucy and her magic socks.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5422784/1/Magic_Socks

Title: Haunting Mother
Rating: G
Pairing: Hinted Wocky/Pearl
Summary: It has been a long time since Pearl heard from her mother: she's now eighteen, has a job and is dating Wocky. Will she grant Morgan's final wish?
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5435388/1/Haunting_Mother

Title: Pink Psyche Locks
Rating: T
Pairing: Franziska/Maya
Summary: Franziska is the prime suspect of a murder. Phoenix suspects Maya is up to something and it determined to break those pink locks.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5450768/1/Pink_Psyche_Locks

Title: Larry Can Pull It Off!
Rating: G
Pairing: Alita/Larry
Summary: Larry Butz the balloon boy has his eyes on an aspiring gangster's girl.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5507064/1/L ... ull_It_Off

Title: The Call
Rating: G
Summary: Mia's funeral is in five days, and Maya has to make the call to her village to ask who was coming.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5640359/1/The_Call

Title: Kinky Coinsidence
Rating: T
Pairing: Edgeworth/Maya
Summary: Miles spends his Christmas eve trying to finish a chapter of a kink meme fic in time for christmas, but is going through a writer's block. Then Maya comes in the office.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5659403/1/Kinky_Coincidence

Title: Too Much J'adore, But I Like It
Rating: T
Pairing: Jean/Iris
Summary: A bad day at work turns into a bit of fun.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6147848/1/T ... _I_Like_It

Title: Epic Cheese Sandwich
Type: Crossover
Genre: Crack/Comedy/random
Summary: King Kristoph needs help defeating Edward Cullen but Lord Bakura is too heart broken about his love being away.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5898804/1/E ... e_Sandwich

Title: Will he? Will she not?
Rating: G
Pairing: Will/Adrian
Summary: Will is nervous about asking Adrian out.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6243152/1/W ... ll_She_Not

Title: Phoenix And The Beast
Pairing: Phoenix x Iris
Summary: Dahlia turned Iris into a beast. Can Iris pluck up the guts to save Phoenix before Mary Sue kills his life.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6440423/1/P ... _The_Beast

Title: Foolish Tasty Swim
Pairing: Maya x Franziska
Plot: Maya goes to a chocolate spa and sees Franziska
Link: http://community.livejournal.com/gyakut ... tml#cutid1

Title: Frustration Domination: Awkwardly Perfect
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Maya/Franziska
Summary: Franziska is flustered because she's in the hotel room next to Maya and plans to get to her somehow. Little does she know, Maya has some tricks hiding behind that innocent face too.
Link: http://community.livejournal.com/igiari/266970.html

Title: How Damon Gant And Professor Layton Are Twins
Rating: T
Summary: How Zeus decided to have two sons and why the twins are a completely different age and world from each other.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6605293/1/H ... _Are_Twins

Title: No Turnabout Required
Rating: PG
Summary: After being promoted as Chief Prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth reflects on his most easiest case with an insane defendant, a rookie judge and the coolest attorney of the west. Entry for Court Records OC Contest.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10570170/1 ... t-Required

Title: Hello From The Other Side
Rating: PG
Summary: After many failed attempts to contact her mother, Franziska rings one more time and gets a response that she will never forget.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11672506/1 ... Other-Side

Title: Babe
Rating: PG
Summary: After the war, Franziska is reunited with Maya
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12017924/1/Babe

Title: By The Whip
Rating: T for now
Summary: Prosecutors get bellossoms and defence attornies get vileplumes.
Main pair: Franziska/Maya
Fanfiction.net Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4956762/1/By_The_Whip

Title: Weird Instant Messages (Ace Attorney Edition)
Rating: T-M
Summary: Phoenix Wright cast involved in crazy conversations on MSN.
Pairings: Various but strong P/E references. :P
Part one: http://shychloe.livejournal.com/68616.html
Part two: http://shychloe.livejournal.com/68975.html#cutid1

Title: Drops Of The Past In Letters
Rating: G
Summary: Diego and Thalassa had a fling in the heart of london. Twenty Three years on, they've found themselves back in contact thanks to a letter Diego wrote to Lamiroir. A bombshell is waiting to drop. You can consider this a prequel to Law Plus Chaos.
Pairing: Diego/Thalassa
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5213874/1/D ... In_Letters

Title: Miss Armando
Rating: T
Summary: Gender swap fic for the kink meme. Diana Armando has the hots for Mia Fey.
Pairing: Diana (Female Diego)/ Mia
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5241764/1/Miss_Armando

Title: Foolish And Spiritual
Pairings: Maya/Franziska and Pearl/Wocky
Summary: Maya and Franziska are in a happy relationship but Maya needs an heir. As Maya's child with Pheonix turns out to be a boy, Franziska tries to find a suitable producer.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6227974/1/F ... _Spiritual

Title: Attornia
Pairing: Phoenix x Egdeworth, Maya x Franziska, Wocky x Pearl, Cammy x Gant
Summary: King Manfred is furious at Lord Edgeworth for refusing to marry Princess Franziska and has him arrested for a murder he hasn't committed as well as treason. When Phoenix hears the word from fellow Knight Gumshoe he returns to Attornia as soon as possible with two princesses, his daughter and apprentice. Together they try to save Attornia and Lord Edgeworth from injustice and vicious plots.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7046707/1/Attornia

Title: Beyond Indulgence
Pairing: April/Viola
Summary: With a brand new vocalist, Olga is confident that her band will get the big break.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7356642/1/Beyond_Indulgence

Title: Sleeping Ash
Pairing: Ash x May (advanceshipping) and implied Phoenix/Delia and Phoenix/Iris
Summary: Crossover with pokemon. When May goes to Mt. Silver, she finds Ash unconscious and his Pikachu traumatized. A mysterious lady named Dahlia Hawthorne sets her a challenge to capture Meloetta before Ash dies.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8052534/1/Sleeping_Ash

Title: Haunted May
Pairing: Ash x May (advanceshipping)
Summary: Two years after saving Ash's life, May is haunted by ghosts whilst Ash is in prison and his father runs away. As Dahlia Hawthorne begins to become more dangerous, Cynthia builds an army to protect the world from Dahlia and assigns a group called the Advancers to protect Ash and May.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8133925/1/Haunted-May

Title: Turnabout Fix
Summary: Felix's hammer has been stolen by Prince Hans of The Southern Islands. But the crafty prince has been found dead, and Felix has been arrested for his murder. Ralph must find Phoenix Wright to clear his friend's name and to save his game.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10142338/1/Turnabout-Fix

Title: Maya Fey: Ace Pokemon Trainer
Summary: Maya Fey loves the pokemon games and she gets to take her passion to the next level when she learns from a surprise visit from her cousin, Cynthia that Red wants to challenge her to a battle.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10361744/1 ... on-Trainer

Title: May's Justice
Rating: T
Summary: Crossover with multiple fandoms. May Maple becomes a defence attorney to clear her boyfriend's name. She works for Phoenix Wright's firm.
Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12001049/1/May-s-Justice

1.Bump Got Gantified (Implied Gant/Manfred/Max)
2. Twelfth Cup Of Coffee Ruined
3. Wendy's Dream (Oldbag/Miles)
4. Gant Has The Fics!
5. Pleasing The Fans (Gavincest)
6. I Hate Myself (Adrian/Maggey)
7. Manfred's Experiment
8. Dadda Fu (Greggory/Manfred)
9. Larry Wants It Up The Butz
10. Gant Has A Prayer
11. Inhuman (Grossberg/Glen)
12. Pearl's New Toy (Lisa/Pearl)
13. Twenty-Thousand Dollars (Matt/Dahlia)
14. It's Just A Plant (Apollo/Trucy)
15. A Father's Method
16. Turns To Teach (Wocky/Pearl)
17. Harmless Selfcest (Bratworth/Edgeworth/Phoenix/Feenie)
18. Maya's Prank (Maya/Franziska & Payne/Foxy)
19. Potential Crack Addict (One-sided Meeking/Angel)
20. Trucy's At Her Cutest When She's Sad (Phoenix/Iris)
21. Law Is For Losers
22. My Sister Has A Nice Ass (Apollo/Trucy)
23. Two Oldbags (Kudo/Oldbag)
24. Tropical Hair (Ini/Mimi)
25. Euphoric (Godot/Lamiroir)
26. Hat (Phoenix/Iris)
27. Larry Tango Gold (A Parody of the song Nambo N. 5)
28. A Court Proposal (Miles/Phoenix)
29. Perfection Deserves It's Rewards (Maya/Franziska)
30. Adding What To The Stock (Jean/Iris)
31. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? (Regina/Apollo)
32. Curious (Valant/Thalassa)
33. Cooler In The Red Dress (Miles/Maya)
34. Stars (Regina x Vera)
35. Snowed In (Lana x Iris)
36. String Of Lovers (Franziska Harem)
37. So Long My Cheese Sandwich
38. Am I The Only One With Intelligence here?
39. Dirty Minx (Valerie x Dahlia)
40. Fantasies In A Cell (Kristoph x Apollo x Phoenix)
41. Not Ready For Satan (Adrian x Manfred)
42. The Two Ronnies
43. The Two Ronnies Meet
44. Thunder-Comfort
45. Crying For Her Lips (Klavier/April)
46 - 65 - Drabble Matic experiments
66. Opera Date (Oldbag/Kudo)
67. The Last And Final Rap Of Rhoda Teneiro
68. Vampire Violette (Larry/Viola)
69. Potato Witch (Thalassa centric)
70. Olga Meets Her Mother
71. Phoenix Wright's Most Easiest Case (Crossover with The Legend Of Zelda)
72. Instant Justice (Crossover With Pokemon)
73. Adrian's Drunk Girlfriend (Adrian/Franziska)
74. Maya's Drunk Girlfriend (Maya/Franziska)
75. When The Judge Met Mrs. Payne (Judge's POV and Winston Payne/Fluttershy)
76.A Sleepless Night (Klavier/Apollo and Athena/Blackquill)

Mia's dead. Does that mean she'll be channeled?

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Hi Franziska. :)

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection... says
Hello there.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
How are you? ^-^

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection... says:
Fine as usual, thanks... and yourself?

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Oh I'm well, thanks. :D

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
I'm reading some stories on the net now. Some really unique stuff to read. Right now I'm reading an interesting Yaoi story.

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection... says:
Hmm, what makes the story interesting then?

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Well... the main characters are named Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth. The descriptions of them were quite similar to the Nick and Mr. Edgeworth we know, but their personalities sound a little different...

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection... says:
What a strange foolish coincidence.

+ Larry: Hey baby has been added to the conversation.
+ Feenie has been added to the conversation.

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection says:
And who is this fool, “Feenie” with the foolish MSN name?

Feenie says:
... It's Phoenix and I take it you're Ms. Von Karma...

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Hi Nick and Larry. ^-^ *hugs*

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection... says:
Indeed I am.

Larry: Hey baby says:
Hey babys. :)

Feenie says:
Hi there Maya.

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection says:
As Maya was saying, a very foolish fool has written a story about two men in love. They share the same name as you and my little brother.

Larry: Hey baby says:
I wouldn't mind a story with me making lurve to a fancy woman. :D

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection says:
*whips Larry*

Feenie says:
... WHAT THE FUCK?!

Feenie says:
..........................

Feenie says:
ruyurfgqwhguewrgiurgriughrwugwrhgkwhgkjwhgkjshgjksahfgkehgakgjsakjgaskjgharuegyeriugy

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Here I'll show a preview:
Miles held Phoenix against the wall. Stroking his cheek, he showed him his charming smile. Phoenix was amazed of how beautiful he looked. The arm's of Phoenix became intrigued by Mile's strong body. He rested his head on his chest, confused on what to do. Listening to Mile's heartbeat, he reached up and kissed him.

Feenie says:
=O

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection says:
I don't know what's more foolish, that preview or the way Mr. Wright is handling this?

+ Gumshoe has been added to the conversation.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Hi Gumshoe.

Gumshoe says:
Hey, what's going on?

Feenie says:
DISTURBED FOR LIFE!

Gumshoe says:
What's up with you? =O

Feenie says:
I'm not gay and someone wrote a gay story about me. >>

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection says:
Should I show some of the story?

Gumshoe says:
Go ahead, Franny.

Feenie says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection says:
Miles held Phoenix against the wall. Stroking his cheek, he showed him his charming smile. Phoenix was amazed of how beautiful he looked. The arm's of Phoenix became intrigued by Mile's strong body. He rested his head on his chest, confused on what to do. Listening to Mile's heartbeat, he reached up and kissed him.

Feenie says:
*dies*

Gumshoe says:
Nothing to worry about, just a bit of harmless fan fiction. Quite hilarious tbh.

Feenie says:
HARMLESS!? I'M SCARED FOR LIFE!

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
aww *hugs*

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection... says:
Maya, have you seen this? http://shuualchemist.deviantart.com/art ... -121244425

Maya – Eat till I burst <3
OMG Franziska!!!

Maya – Eat till I Burst <3
I LOVE YOU!!! Comashipping :)

Feenie says:
What's so special about that pic?

Gumshoe says:
Lol Franziska knows how to make someone excited.

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection... says:
Have to e perfect. ^_^

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection... says:
* to be

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
It's so cute and comashipping is epic.

Feenie says:
uhm... So what's everyone doing right now?

Gumshoe says:
I'm playing Pokemon Platinum right now. It's pretty very good pal.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Hey Gumshoe, it's official that they're making the G/S remakes. :)

Gumshoe says:
Yes I heard, Soul Silver and Heart Gold. Maggey's getting them. =)

Feenie says:
You play the pokemon games? 0_o

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Pearly loves pokemon :D

Feenie says:
Is that why she's said on the email she wanted a Goldfuck?

Larry: Hey baby says:
I'd give one to her.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
=O She's far too young for that!

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Let's see that email.

Feenie says:
Hold on!

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection says:
All the guys in this conversation are foolish fools. :) *whips*

Gumshoe says:
XD

Feenie says:
This is what she sent me in an email.
hey Mr. Nick it's pearls. I've been playing on pokemon pearl and I love it. Just as awesome as the ones before. In my team, I have Celebi, Jirachi, Mew and shaymin, and I want a goldfuck.
See ya later.

Gumshoe says:
awww

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection says:
She means that she wants Golduck on her team.

Larry: Hey baby says:
Pearly sounds cute. :D

Feenie says:
And she's also far too young for you, Larry. >.>

Feenie says:
Well it's quite an easy typo to make, since d and f are next to each other.

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection says:
I didn't expect a discussion of pokemon between you fools....

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
You love us really, Franny. ^-^

Feenie says:
Anyone know this address? devotedflower@live.jp Someone's just added me.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
No idea. But the name is cute. Edgeworth?

Gumshoe says:
*shrugs*

Larry: Hey baby says:
Sounds like a lovely girl to me. =D

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection says:
No idea either. Can't be him because he doesn't have MSN.

Feenie says:
I'll talk to this person and see who it is.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Yeah and you can add her to the convo uf you want?

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
* If

+ ♥|͇̿I͇̿|͇̿R͇̿|͇̿I͇̿|͇̿S͇̿|♥ has been added to the conversation.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Hi there Iris. =D

♥|͇̿I͇̿|͇̿R͇̿|͇̿I͇̿|͇̿S͇̿|♥ says:
Feenie...

Feenis says:
Guys, this is Iris.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Hiya. =D

♥|͇̿I͇̿|͇̿R͇̿|͇̿I͇̿|͇̿S͇̿|♥ says:
Hi everyone.

Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection says:
Okay, I'm off. Goodbye guys.

Maya – Eat till I burst says:
Bye Franziska *hugs*

+ Foolish fools trying to destroy my goals of perfection has left the conversation.

Larry: Hey baby says:
Hey there Iris, that's a nice name you got.

♥|͇̿I͇̿|͇̿R͇̿|͇̿I͇̿|͇̿S͇̿|♥ says:
Thank you, Larry. ^_^

Larry: Hey baby says:
No problem. =D

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Hey, we should all go and have a meal together. Iris and Pearl should spend some time with each other, now that they know they are half-siblings. :D

♥|͇̿I͇̿|͇̿R͇̿|͇̿I͇̿|͇̿S͇̿|♥ says:
That sounds wonderful Maya.

Gumshoe says:
Anywhere with some good steak, count me in too.

Larry: hey baby says:
Sounds good to me. Hey Iris, I heard you were a jail chick.

Feenie says:
... she just released from prison last week.

♥|͇̿I͇̿|͇̿R͇̿|͇̿I͇̿|͇̿S͇̿|♥ says:
...yeah

Larry: hey baby says:
I think going in an all woman prison would be cool. Free lesbo action, sexy evil girls maybe some hot officers if you're lucky.

Feenie says:
Iris was never evil.

♥|͇̿I͇̿|͇̿R͇̿|͇̿I͇̿|͇̿S͇̿|♥ says:
Thanks for the visits Feenie. ^-^

Feenie says:
No problem.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Oh my Pearly's crying.

♥|͇̿I͇̿|͇̿R͇̿|͇̿I͇̿|͇̿S͇̿|♥ says:
Oh dear! What's wrong?

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
You know that story, Nick, with you and Mr. Edgeworth, well Pearly saw a bit of it and is in tears.

Larry: hey baby says:
Not a Yaoi fan then.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
I guess I'll have to go and tell her it's just a story.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Then we can all be lovey dovey again.

--
+ Gumshoe has been added to the conversation.
+ Feenie has been added to the conversation.

Foolish fools ... says:
This conversation is strictly for business.

Rookie Killer says:
Miss Fey is not a laywer nor a prosecutor, so she has to go.

Rookie Killer says:
* Lawyer

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
aww. ;.;

Foolish fools ... says:
OBJECTION!

Foolish fools ... says:
Miss Fey said I look beautiful last night, she can stay. >)

Maya – Eat till I burst says:
YAY! *Glomps Franzy*

Feenie says:
Strictly for business my ass.

Dark fragrance of coffee says:
LOL Mr. Trite. XD

Dark fragrance of coffee says:
You should learn to be a gentleman.

Dark fragrance of coffee says:
Unless you want to feel Von Kitty's whip and this sizzling coffee down your cheek.

Rookie Killer says:
And I'll kick you in the balls. 8D

Science owns your soul :P says:
*glomps Maya* OMG that sleep over last night was hilarious. XD

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
I know right. Franzy, you had a good time too, right?

Rookie Killer says:
OBJECTION!

Rookie Killer says:
We're suppose to be talking about trails not a girly sleep over.

Dark Fragrance of coffee says:
Objection.

Dark Fragrence of coffee says:
Mr Payne let the ladies speak.

Foolish fools... says:
In a foolish house, doing foolish things, drinking foolish drink, eating foolish “food” and slept in foolish bags. I had a foolishly good time. Ms Skye...

Science owns your soul :P says:
Call me Ema. :3

Foolish fools... says:
Dragging me into Mr Klavier Gavin's bed was most foolish of you.

Science owns your soul :P says:
It was funny. XD

Rookie Killer says:
Get in there, Ms Von Karma, show em how you hit em.

Foolish fools... says:
Then you have a foolish sense of humour Miss Ema Skye.

Foolish fools... says:
MR. PAYNE YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL THE WRATH OF MY WHIP NEXT TIME I SEE YOU! >(

Rookie Killer says:
Sounds delightful Miss Von Karma, I'm looking forward to it.

Dark fragrance of coffee says:
Miss Von Kitty x Mr Payne makes me lol

Feenie says:
WTF Godot!

Foolish fools... says:
*Whips Payne and Godot till they beg for mergy* >(

Science owns your soul :P says:
XD

Dark fragrance of coffee says:
BTW Miss Von Kitty, when you whip if IRL, just make sure there's some coffee.

Foolish fools... says:
Of course Mr. Godot.

Dark fragrance of coffee says:
=D

Feenie says:
Says the prosecutor who's slept with over 30 men...

Foolish fools ... says:
I said over 30 people. Doesn't mean to say they were all men.

Feenie says:
WHAT YOU'VE SLEPT WITH WOMEN TOO?

Foolish fools... says:
What else? You don't expect Franziska von Karma to sleep with sheep do you.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
:3

Feenie says:
0_0 YOU SL-... and MAYA =O

Science owns your soul :P says:
LMAO

Foolish fools ... says:
*WHIPS*

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Oh sorry Nick, got a bit carried away.

Foolish fools ... says:
Half of my MSN list are foolish fools who can't spell spell even the simplest words.

Rookie Killer says:
Oh my, this planned business meeting on MSN hasn't turned out quite what it seemed.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
You could do murder trials on MSN next.~

Feenie says:
...

Dark fragrance of coffee says:
lol

Rookie Killer says:
That would be tricky. I mean, if you wanted to present evidence, you would need a web cam to do it. We wouldn't know if the evidence was genuine or not. So it's best to do it in a court room.

Rookie Killer says:
Speaking of bedding women, I'm quite an expert. I've had more women then you can imagine.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
:-O

Sciene owns your soul :P says:
EWW think of all the STIs you've catch.

Rookie Killer says:
None of them beat my wife of course.

Foolish fools ... says:
You're wife is fat fool who needs to stop eating foolish things.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Franzy that's well mean! =<

Rookie Killer says:
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE SEXYNESS OF MY WIFE MISS VON KARMA!

Rookie Killer says:
JUST CAUSE YOU GET A HUSBAND! >(

Foolish fools ... says:
Just stating the truth. >)

Rookie Killer says:
My wife would own you .

Feenie says:
OBJECTION!

Feenie says:
WTF is going on?

Foolish fools... says:
Me and Mr Payne are at war.

Foolish fools... says:
I would win of course. =P

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
gumshoe's been really quiet.

Foolish fools... says:
GUMSHOE YOU FAT FOOL GET YOUR ASS ON YOUR CHAIR AND TYPE SOMETHING YOU FOOL. >(

Science owns your soul :P says:
Sounds like it's your time of the month. XD

Rookie Killer says:
Quite erotic when a woman gets angry.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
eww and Franzy that's so mean. =(

Gumshoe says:
That hurts my feelings pal. ;.;

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
*Steals whip and whips Franzy*

Science owns your soul :P says:
*waves a go maya flag XD*

Gumshoe says:
^_^

Gumshoe says:
Gible is cute.

Foolish fools... says:
Are you still playing with your foolish pokemon game?

Foolish fools... says:
I have a perfect record on Platinum. 300 wins and no loses.

Rookie Killer says:
I gotta pleasure my wife now. See ya.

X Rookie Killer has left the conversation.

Godot says:
Lol I don't know what to say. XD

Feenie says:
Franziska goes from, I am talking about pokemon with fools, to I have a perfect record on Platinum. XD

Feenie says:
Only games I played are Red, Green and Yellow.

Science owns your soul :P says:
Edgeworth needs MSN

Feenie says:
I SECOND THAT EMA

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says:
Thirded

Gumshoe says:
Fourthed. Lol

Miss Perfection says:
*Whips everyone*

Godot says:
This coffee tastes divine, she always used to drink this coffee.

Maya – Eat till I burst <3 says :
She?

Godot says:
Nevermind. Hehe

Miss Perfection says:
Little Brother said he will have MSN but only for business usage only. So no foolish conversations like the ones you drag me into.
Feenie says:
Wasn't it you you made tis group convo?

Maya – Eat till I busrt says <3 says:
g2g and take a shower now. See ya.

Miss Perfection says:
Bye

Godot says:
And so far this "business talk" has achieved absolutely nothing.

“Another rose,” Franziska muttered, holding the the petals up to her nose. “The fool's been given them me for five years, and I still haven't found out who.” Two years after Maya joined forces with her, she had received various gifts from an anonymous person. The reason she hasn't found out who this person yet, because she simply didn't have the time to be fooling around. They were not related to being a prosecutor, so they were useless to her. She had to constantly remind Maya that they were both very busy women.

“Your admirer must be very good at being secret,” Maya smirked, passing her the box of chocolates. Maya was the master of her village, and yet she still had a child at heart.

“The fool even knows my favorite chocolate,” Franziska stroked the magenta box. “One of these a day will be sufficient, I put on two ounces this week and I need to work that off.”

“Well, the perfect prosecutor deserves nothing but the best.” Maya smiled, clapping her hands. “And since it's only two ounces, you can work that work easily.”

“Of course, Maya Fey.”

“So what do you think about Apollo Justice then?” Maya asked. “He looks really nice, especially his hair.”

“He's simply an incest-loving fool,” Franziska replied. Her face remained fixed on the mirror, applying mascara on. “As I said before, I shall have no problem beating him in court. ” She couldn't see how Maya could find a person into incest cool. Confidence oozed from her posture and voice. Her strong voice showed her German roots.

“You're very confident today Franzy.” Maya stepped up behind Franziska. Maya pouted for a few seconds, her fingers tucked behind her hair. “You know, maybe you should take Nick's advice.”

“I don't need that fool's advice.” Franziska mumbled. “I am very sure it will go to plan.”

“What's this plan though?” Maya asked, rather unsure what she meant.

“This is where your foolish behavior comes in handy.”

“Hey, I'm not fool-.”

“No time for foolish bickering, Maya Fey.” Franziska interrupted, then dug into a cabinet. “Do I always need to remind you that we have very limited free time. So we must work as hard as we can now.” Franziska pulled out a medium sized bottle, containing aquamarine liquid. “Here it is,” she placed the bottle in Maya's hand. Maya stared with a puzzled look, that transformed into excitement.

“Wow vodka!” Maya exclaimed, “can I have it?”

“Yes you can drink it if you want.”

“Aww thanks.”

“Now the plan, is for you to distract the defense.” Franziska said.

“Distract them?” Maya asked before gulping the bottle down. “Isn't that a bit unfair?”

“No,” Franziska replied. “wear something foolish! Foolish enough to distract people. Test it out on Gumshoe if you wish.”

“Gumshoe rang me today,” Maya giggled clapping her hands. “He was really worked up.”

“What did Scruffy say?”

“He told us to kick some ass!” Maya punched her fist in the air as she shouted, “and to give that Kitaki the guilty verdict he deserves. Then went on about how much he must pay for hurting Maggey.”

“So do you have anything in mind on what to wear?” Franziska asked Maya, curious to her response.

“Foolish eh?” Maya thought to herself. “Well, I know that skimpy clothes can be distracting. I know!” Maya cried out. “How about a sexy theme? I'll just look in your wardrobe in here, there must be something that's foolish, yet sexy.” Maya browsed through Franziska's office wardrobe. Maya knew that Franziska was always prepared, so she had some of her clothes here for convenience. “Franzy, you're so cool, you're clothes here are amazing. Wow purple fishnet tights.”

“I'll be making my way to the courtroom now,” Franziska announced, collecting her files and her whip. She was secretly offended: her clothes were never foolish.

“But it's not until an hour.”

“Gives us both time to be ready,” hissed Franziska. “Meet me in the prosecution lobby at 8:45 sharp.”

~*~*~*~

Yesterday was pretty much embarrassing for Apollo. Phoenix didn't say a word to him, nor looked at him in the eye since yesterday. Surely it was related to what he saw him and Trucy. It could have been a lot worse, if he walked on during sex. That would have just been unimaginable. The trail was starting soon, and Wocky was different to when he first saw him. He was much calmer that usual. At the same time, a bitter tone leaked in Wocky's voice. First being betrayed by his fiancée, and now potentially someone else.

“I can't believe Dessie did this to me.” Wocky moaned. “She told me she was pregnant, that the baby was mine. My angel and I were gonna be a family, man. She never told me she was already married.” Wocky faced the floor, with drained eyes. His arms were folded showing shame. “You'll help me get through, right?”

“Of course we will!” Trucy responded. “Polly will get you out of this mess, right Polly-babes.”

“I'll do my best...” Apollo could only say. He put on a brave face, despite being secretly shaky.

“You seem a bit shaken,” Phoenix muttered.

“A-about yesterday...”

“I'll talk about that with you, after the trial.” Phoenix breathed, “Von Karma sounds scary, don't she? Trucy was
saying you were frightened of her.”

“Not really...”

“Don't worry,” Phoenix chuckled, “you don't have to hide anything from me. ”

“You were the one who defeated her in trail for the first time, right?” Apollo asked.

“Yes, I was,” Phoenix admitted, “she took it very well: she whipped me unconscious.”

“That's awful, Daddy!” cried out Trucy. “You let her do it? She should be fired for that!”

“She whips the judge too.” He told her daughter, “don't worry Trucy.” He placed a hand on her shoulder, “if she even tries to whip you, I'll sort her out.” Trucy hugged Phoenix whilst grabbing onto Apollo's hand. Phoenix then turned to him, “Put it to you this way Apollo, If you lose there'll be trouble!” Phoenix told him, “and if you win there'll be double.”

“Heya!” Maya Fey had burst into the lobby like a bull in a china shop.

“Hey Maya,” Phoenix responded as Maya banged on his chest. “What are you wearing?” He said it in a rather pleasant tone, with a bit of shock.

“Franzy told me to wear something foolish,” Maya said, “so I did. The sexy theme was my idea.” Foolish? More like ridiculously skimpy. The leather skirt just about covered her buttocks. The fish net tights weren't enough to cover the flesh and her top was just as revealing as her magenta jacket. A magenta bra was just about visible. Those mauve high heels dazzled like diamonds. “These shoes are sure a killer to walk in.”
Apollo didn't understand why girls walked in shoes when they are unable to walk in them straight.



The courtroom was packed as usual. The wooden stands had a polished look to them. People were gathered round in seats, below was the defense's stand were Trucy and Apollo were standing. Opposite the defense stood Maya and Franziska. In the center, Wocky stood with officers at his side, The judge's seat remained high above them all. Another stand stood for the witnesses to come forward. The judge was about to arrive anytime soon. Apollo spotted Maya waving to Phoenix and to another young girl around Trucy's age next to him.

“All rise!” announced the bailiff passing by. A bold man with a gray beard up to his chest was behind him. Everyone was on their feet, until he sat on the judge's throne.

“You may now be seated” Everyone sat down, and thrown in some whispers. The judge smacked his gavel like a hammer. “The court is now in session for the trail of Wocky Kitaki.” announced the judge.

“The prosecution is ready,” Franziska interrupted, leaving a smirk across her face. She wagged her finger at Apollo. “The main question is actually is the defense ready?”

“What do you mean Miss Von Karma?”

“Well,” Franziska, “just wondering if his affair with his half-sister is going to effect this trial?”

“The defense is in fact ready your honor.” Apollo responded, gritting his teeth. “No need to worry, Miss Von Karma.” Why did she have to bring it up on a rape trial? Trucy looked over to him, patting his back.

“A simple tap on my heels,” Franziska said, direct eye contact with Apollo. “And I will crush you, Apollo Justice.”

“Come on Polly,” Trucy encouraged him, “don't let her get to you.”

“Is this true Mr. Justice?” The judge asked. His eyes widened and his tone sharpened. “Quite shocking.”

“And he can't deny it,” Franziska chuckled, “Miss Maya Fey, Mr. Phoenix Wright and myself caught them.”

“Well I've seen it all,” the judge admitted, “from young criminals to terrorists, but never have I heard of an incestuous lawyer.” He hammered his gavel to silence the crowd. “Nevertheless, would the prosecution have their opening statement please?”

“With pleasure,” Franziska bowed. Maya passed her some files.

“Can I do the opening statement please?” Maya begged. “If the court doesn't find any problem with that?” She gave what seemed to be puppy eyes to the judge.

“Usually, it's the prosecutor's job,” the judge told her, “but I see your excitement. I see no problems with it since you're in the prosecutor's bench. So your opening statement please, Miss Fey.”

Just like that, she was allowed to give an opening statement. Franziska smirked and tapped her foot. This seemed to be rather odd to Apollo. He rather hoped that Maya's fashion exposure didn't effect his opinion – or his preformance. Maya the piece of paper back, and read out to the court, “Wocky Kitaki, the defendant visited Mrs. DeLite with the intention of raping her with a sausage.”

“A SAUSAGE?” the judge cried out. His eyes received a wake up call.

“What do you mean by sausage?” Apollo had to ask. He wasn't sure weather they mean an actual one or something else. Nothing in the court records mentioned a sausage being involved.

“The ones you get in hot dogs of course,” Maya replied in glee. “The sausage was in fact from Mrs. DeLites's freezer. The prostitution and I...”

“Did you just say prostitution?” the judge gasped as if his ears were sensitive like baby's skin.

“She said prosecution, your honor.” Franziska responded.

“Apologies for interrupting: must be my ears.”

“I'm sure Maya said Prostitution.” Trucy whispered to Apollo. She pouted and mentioned, “the opening doesn't seem to make sense. Like why would Wocky rape someone with sausages? He never mentioned it at all.”

“She did!” Apollo nodded. “And you're right Trucy, the opening statement makes absolutely no sense at all.” It didn't even need telling, it showed. The mere thought of penetrating people with sausages gave an oddly disturbing image.

“It would be easier for us then?” Trucy asked him, her pout had vanished.

“I'm not sure, Miss Von Karma seems to be using Maya for some sort of wild plan to win this.”

“The prosecution and I have have copies of their MSN story. The latest one suggests the defendant and the victim agreed to meet each other at the night of the elder cape. Needles to say...”

“Where did needles come from?” Apollo had to interrupt Maya. The opening statement was starting to become hilarious, but it not pleasant for Wocky. Needles never came up during investigation either. A leather thread whacked across Apollo's face and bounced on his shoulder.

“Will you stop interrupting Miss Maya Fey, Mr. Apollo Justice?” demanded Franziska. Those fierce eyes alone showed she meant business.

“Needless to say his plans failed!” Maya continued. “When the victim's husband, walked in on them. Poor Ron DeLite alerted the police in a dress. This was where the defendant made his escape wearing nothing but a jacket. Kitaki was arrested for gross indecency. With Bum Delight's call- ”

“Ron DeLite, May-”

“SILENCE!” boomed Franziska, her whip violently caused havoc on Apollo's chest. In a soothing voice she faced Maya and smirked. “Carry on, Maya Fey.”

“With Ron DeLite's call, Kitaki became charged with rape.” Maya sighed as she finished her opening statement.

“Hmm DeLite,” the judge hummed. “That name ring a bell. And I certainly remember the defendant from a previous case.”

“Eight years ago,” Maya reminded, “Ron DeLite was framed by Luke Atmey for murder.”

“Yes it is becoming very clear to me now,” the judge nodded. “It's impossible to believe that Mrs. DeLite could make this up. They are both obviously devoted to each other. And the court will accept the copy of this MSN conversation as evidence. Although I have no idea what MSN is about.”

“It's a program where you can send instant messages on the computer.” Apollo told him.

“Ah it's computer stuff,” the judge seemed satisfied with that answer. “That explains it, I am not a computer expert b- OUCH!”

“Before we get off topic,” Franziska muttered with the whip above her head. “Her cold voice remained soothing. The prosecution would like to call Detective Dick Gumshoe to the stand.”

“Very well.” the judge nodded in agreement. “Does the defense have any objections?”

“Before we do,” Apollo quickly found an opportunity. “I just want to point out something. This should be plain-fully obvious but the the opening statement made absolutely no sense! I had to interrupt.” And another whip hit his shoulder again.

“The court has found some rather strange things today,” confessed the judge. “Please Mr. Justice, do explain the flaws of the opening statement.”

“I think we should hear the the statement again,” Apollo suggested, “in a more clearer tone with the right words. The flaws will speak for themselves.” Trucy passed him a piece of paper from her pocket. “Kikati visited DeLite with the intention of bringing her a message. Sausages were never mentioned during investigation. The message was placed on DeLite's freezer. By the way you're honor, your hearing is fine – she did say prostitution. Copies of their MSN history suggests the defendant and Mrs. DeLite agreed to meet each other on the night of the alleged rape. Needless to say, things went wrong. The Mr. DeLite, walked in on them and called the police in distress. Kitaki escaped before Mr. DeLite called the police, just when he was arrested for gross indecency. He was later arrested for rape at the police station.”

“You fools,” Franziska muttered. Apollo had never such heard a stronger German accent from a woman. “At least appreciate Maya Fey's efforts. She has got a bad case of dyslexia.”

“So what did the note say?” asked the judge. Obviously ignoring the fact the trail was going shaky.

“The note said bring on the boobs,” Apollo stuttered, “SORRY, I mean booze.” Just as expected, a sharp slap by the whip landed on his chest.

“Serves you right, Apollo Justice,” Franziska giggled without any remorse. She turned to face the judge, “I would also like the point during the defendant's arrest he was very rude to the police officer and offended his wife.”

“Unforgivable!” Maya snapped.

An uncomfortable silence arouse in the courtroom. Unimpressed faces seemed to be aimed at Maya. Franziska was tempted to whip every single one in the court room until they begged on their knees, yearning for sheer forgiveness.



Notes: Just so you know that Gumshoe and Maggey are married in this fic. I love that couple. I didn't intend to bring Gumshoe into this trial at first, but found it fitting thanks to an new idea. I sometimes wonder if Maya is actually dyslexic in PW world. Not sure how Maya's word mess ups will make the reader's respond so comments are welcome. Weather the word mix ups were deliberate or not we shall find out soon.

Iris gazed out of window of her cell. Just a few more days and she would be free. She didn't have a lot of things to pack, just some old clothes. One word could describe how she was feeling: excited. Sister Bikini has been her mother figure, her back had been giving her problems before she was charged as an accomplice to murder. Bikini was so busy with the temple, she rarely got time to visit Iris. And of course she would love to see Phoenix's daughter, Trucy. She had seen her a few times when she was nine. She would have been a teen now, she looked forward to seeing Trucy. She was a year younger than her half-sister Pearl.

Pearl visited her faithfully over the years, just as faithfully visited her mother monthly. Her mother, Morgan's actions were heinous, but she could never hate her own mother. Nor could she ever hate her twin for what she did. Her original sentence was ten years. There was a huge fuss over how long her sentence should have been. Some thought ten years was harsh, but Iris was willing to accept any punishment. Those who didn't know her thought she would be just like Dahlia; A sweet shell with a brutal core. A devil that hide beneath her smile. They could have not have been any wrong. She was proud that Phoenix proved that in court. She was amazed that he still continued to visit her for all these years.

Despite losing his badge, Phoenix was still the lovable 'Feenie' she fell head over heals for at college. She was posing as Dahlia in order to get her necklace back, but she failed to do it. She had betrayed him badly and decided she would never be good enough for Phoenix ever. Even her twin sister told her she was a pathetic excuse for a girlfriend. Maybe Dahlia was proven wrong, last time Phoenix visited her was a few weeks ago. She heard lovely things about Trucy and this new attorney, who had helped clear his name. Endless nights of prayers for Phoenix finally became a success.

Being kind to everyone in prison wasn't enough to to reach to atonement she's been desperately seeking for so many years. She wanted to help Phoenix with Trucy, but could give nothing but sweet words. As soon as she was released, her top priorities were Sister Bikini, Pearl, Phoenix and Trucy. She smiled whilst she knelt to the floor still gazing at the window.

“Hello Sweet-Iris!”

It was Larry's voice. She remembered Larry when Misty Fey came to stop Morgan's plan to kill Maya. And of course Larry could never forget the nun he once fell in love with.

“Evening, Larry.”

“Just a few more days and you're a free woman!”

“Yes,” Iris smiled and felt like a a young girl jumping up and down.

“LARRY!” A quick bouncy feeling from Larry's neck, and the pink sleeves that surrounded him made it clear it was April's voice. As he mentioned to Godot, he thought April was like a breath of fresh air. Her and Mimi were a right pair of devious chicks, nevertheless he admired them all. The ladies in the prison cell and the chats with Godot really made work enjoyable. His lips curled in glee.

“Hey April,” Larry cried out. “How's it going?” He left Iris to pray.

“I'm getting released tomorrow!” April shrieked in happiness.

“I know,” Larry replied. “I'm sure gonna miss you.”

“I'll miss you too.” Larry couldn't help but pay attention to her bouncy chest. April giggled, bouncing her chest harder. “I'm sure you'll miss these! He he.”

“Sure! Are you going to keep in touch with anyone?” Larry asked.

“Maybe, I hope to keep in touch with Iris, since she's going to be released the day before me.” April had spent ten years in prison for trying to help her lover get away with murder for murder. Redd White his name was, he became a close friend with Frank Sawhit – the man who tried to frame him for murder of dear Cindy. Larry remembered Frank's actions like a man stabbing a stranger's pet hamster away. Oh Cindy, poor Cindy. Hatred forever burned in his heart for Frank. Frank and Redd would taunt him in every shift he had to guard the men's part of the prison gates. The insults they gave were monstrous, also another reason to prefer the women's part of the prison. With the male prisoners he was stressed and found work unbearable. The only male prisoner he liked talking to was Diego, better known as Godot.

The downside of Diego was that his coffee obsession was ridiculous. His diet was simple: anything with pure coffee. Bitter was just the way he liked it. He saw Diego for the first time in almost five years in an awful state. Stripped from his visor and manly figure, and replaced by bruises and egoistic bones. He waited for death. Diego's confused eyes made him an even sorrier sight. He was a state, and everyone in the block feared and neglected him till he was a gallery of bruises. Larry's tears danced on his cheek . He was determined to help Diego recover. The solution was shockingly simple: a dose of coffee and Godot was up and about again.

“That's a wonderful picture you drew yesterday, Larry,” another woman spoke after April May bounced out of his sight. She was a fine woman, light brown hair and a yellow top with angel wings.

“Alita!” Larry cried out. “How are you sweetie?” His right arm slipped over Alita's shoulder as she smiled.

“I'm fine, and you, Larry?” Alita replied as she fiddled with his buttons. “About this escape plan?” She whispered in a much quieter tone.

“We'll talk about that in your cell okay?”

“That's fine.” Alita and Larry stepped into Alita's cell and Larry locked up her cell and he sat besides her on her plain bed. “You know how much I hate it in prison!” Alita's cute happy face became one of anger and sorrow.

“Don't worry,” Larry whispered, whilst his hand crawled around Alita's pale legs. He leaned over as his lips were close to his ear, “I'll get you out of here. I'll hide you in a temple and make you a nun.”

“A nun?” Alita gasped, placing a hand on her heart. “Larry...”

“The temple's the last place they will find you.” Larry cupped her cheeks and kissed her cheek. “Sister Bikini is lovely and Sister Iris is kind too. ”

“As in Sister Iris from here?”

“Yeah, and don't worry - I'll visit you as much as I can,” he promised. He sealed a kiss on her lips, Alita's face froze as her eyelids closed. “While you're at the temple, I'll find a safe place for you.” Larry was sure of it; he was in sensationally in love with Alita.

“Can you try and make twenty thousand dollars?” Alita hissed as she threw herself onto Larry.

“I'll do my very best, Alita.”

“So when are we going?”

“Hopefully this week.” Larry cradled Alita, tangling his fingers in her hair. “You'll be a free woman one day, I promise you that.”

“You won't forget the money will you?”

“Of course I won't,” Larry told Alita, “sure it's gonna take a while to get it all.”

“You're so wonderful Larry...” she mumbled before falling asleep in his lap.