hippie: we're on a roller coaster ride. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gibbons: HEEHE

WHOOOOSH!!!!

EEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!


WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hippie: up and down! ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Gibbons: *going up a big hill* oooh... *FALL DOWN!* AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
hippie: *does loop-de-loops!* wheeeeeeeeee!
Gibbons: *throws up* wheeeeeeee!!!
hippie: yuck! *creates magical shield to deflect hurl*
Gibbons: LET'S GO ON THE WHIRLEY TEA CUPS NOW!!!!
hippie: yay! whirly tea cups! WHEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gibbons: YAY!!!! now let's go on the..... FERRIS WHEEL~!!!! *gets on with hippie* ... *huddles in the corner* objection... objection....
hippie: now lets go on the boston tea party! WHEEEEEEEEEE-*SPLASH* i'm soaked!
Gibbons: HAHAHA *dies*
hippie: *calls 911* they're busy Gibbons! *calls dr. phill* wait he's not a real doc! *calls 911 to arrest him* hello is this mike meekins? arrest dr. phill! *calls dr. suess* yo doc my friend just died, what should i do?

Gibbons: ooooh i know!! let's call director hotti! HE'LL know what to do!!! HURRY BEFORE I DIE! oh wait, i already did..... T_T
: hoh hoh this is director hotti... *scratches himself so much he tears open his arm and drops dead.*
Hippie: hello hello director hotti? i must have lost signal. *calls dr. suess* hey it's working again! what do i do doc?!
dr. suess: why not try director hickfeild who is TOTALLY A DIFFERNT PERSON THAN DIRECTOR HOTTI? =) call me if u need more help.

Gibbons: being dead sucks.
hippie: *calls dr. hickfield*
hoh hoh this is dr. hickfield i suffered the same death as dr. hotti so please leave a message after the beep.
*10 min later*
Hippie: where on earth is the beep!?!?!?

beep: *laughs at her from its hiding place* *falls on the ground* OW! *looks up at hippie* heh heh... i'll be going now.. *starts to run*

Gibbons: i'm bored. i'm gonna kill myself because i'm so bored even though i'm already dead. *kills self* OH NO HIPPIE HELP!!! I CAN'T KILL MYSELF CUZ I'M A GHOST!
hippie: ...? how am i supposed 2 help? where are you beep?
Gibbons: idk T_T

beep: heeheehee *is hiding in the dead director hickfeild's tuft of pink hair*
hippie: *dives on dead dr hickfied* gotcha!
*he comes back to life* why are you pulling my hair out? hm yes yes you need to stop hoh hoh
hippie: ahhhhhhhhhh since when were you alive?!?!?!?!?!?!
oh yes, hoh hoh hoh, i was alive all this time!!

beep: *struggles* DR. HICKY HELPY MEEEEE!!!

hoh hoh hoh that is MY beep. *calls the police*

Gibbons: RUN HIPPIE RUN!!!!
hippie: *grabs beep and runs to china* *calls police from random person's cell phone* excuse me, but i am innocent! have maya channel Gibbons and she can testify for me!
Gibbons: it's true she had rights to take the beep!

looks like we have a new prosecuter! their name is....

PROSECUTER PEARL, WAHAHAHAHAHA

us: OMG!!
we're going to start the trial of hippie. is the prosecutor ready?
yes!
(judge fell asleep about now.)
Gibbons: hi pearl! You’re a cute prosecutor!
hippie: quit fratenizing with the enemy!
i shall declare you guilty hippie! then my winning streak can begin!
hippie: you haven't won cases before?
nope. and you haven't either!
hippie: yeah we have! we worked with "mr. nick"
...! really? has he married mystic maya yet?
us: ... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....................................
(judge wakes up)
is the defence ready?
gibbons: the defence is high on grape juice!
hippie: ... GIBBONS!!
gibbons: sry nick introduced grape juice to maya and she got high on it.
hippie:*smacks self on head* the defence is ready your honor. wait nick is still in contact with maya?
i knew it! they are in love!
lets continue with the trial please. hippie can you defend yourself?
hippie: yes your honor. and drop the grape juice gibbons!
Gibbons: NOOOO I CANNOT! GRAPE JUICE IS MY LIFE! T_T

*appears* YOU STOLED MEH GRAPEJUICE *hits her on the head with a bottle*

Gibbons: *dies* DAG NABBIT NOT AGAIN!!!!

MR. NICK!!! TELL ME ALLLLL ABOUT YOUR RELATION WITH MYSTIC MAYA!!! ARE YOU MARRIED YET???

wait a minute, mr. wright killed that grape juice girl!

well it's not my fault she stole my grape juice.

good point.

MR NICK ANSWER MY QUESTION ARE YOU MARRIED TO MYSTIC MAYA YET!?!?

*comes in and looks at hobo* hi dear! *they hug*

*everyone notices that they are wearing wedding rings*

MR. NICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CHEATED ON MYSTIC MAAAYAAA~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *voice deepens and turns into a 10 foot high robot with lazers!!!!*
hippie: was maya channeling Gibbons?
oh no...
robot: you killed mystic maya!!!!!!!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the courthouse blows up and we are all sent flyying into space*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get me down!!!!!
wheeeeeeeeeee loop-de-loop!
i know what to do!
*takes out his cell phone and asks gumshoe to rescue them*
*gumshoe, trusy, and apollo appear in a spaceship*
i can rescue you everyone!
us: *cheers*
*we all get on*
i'll need $10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars from everyone for the cost of the spaceship.
daddy, how will we pay that bill?
don't look at me i'm too stupid to figure this out!
did everyone have their heads insured?
everyone: yeah.
no.
since we had our heads insured we don't need to pay! except for pearly since it's her fault we're here.
you still killed mysstic maya!
gibbons/ (it's just maya): i'm alive!
hippie: now let's go save Gibbons!
how will we do that?
obviously you’re to stupid to do it so leave the thinking to us.
*think think think think think think...*
MYSTIC MAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *HUG~*

gibbons: hey, does ANYONE care that hobo killed me!?!?!?!?

everyone: *ignores her and keep chatting amongst themselves*

Gibbons: grrrrr HOBO!!! *steels all his grape juice*

HAHAHAHA you are unaware that i have magical grape juice powers *claps his hands and 5000000000 bottles appear* WAHHAHAHAH I AM KING OF GRAPE JUICE!!!!

bottles of GJ: *they all magically open and the place floods with grape juice!!*

everyone except for hobo: AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

mr. wright look what you did!

aawww shut up you don't know anything *starts doing the back stroke in the grape juice*

*holds up a sign that says 9*

I ONLY GOT A NINE?!?!?!?!?! *goes to sulk in a corner*

JUDGY YOU ARE MEAN *hurries after her papa*

hippie: CAN WE PLEASE SAVE GIBBONS NOW??!?!?!

only if u pay me the $100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.

gibbons: awwww, please.

HEY!!!! GO BACK TO THE MYSTIC MAYA NOT THAT DUMMY GIBBONS!

gibbons: THAT'S MEAN!!!!

suddenly, the grape juice gets higher and higher!

mr. wright!!!

huh? *has a high on grape juice and is stumbling around like he's drunk and everyone sees that he made 128934093874 more bottles and now THEIR all leaking too!!!*

hippie: WE GOTTA GET OUTA HERE!!!
oh no my judge's robes will get stained by grape juice!
if edgy were here then he would be worried about his cravat to.
you’re drunk, you don't no anyting!
hippie: and you’re an idiot, so shut up.
if we don't get all this grapejuice out of here your gonna owe me more money.
u mean that we're actually going to live to get back to earth?
oh i didn't think of that. *makes sad face*
but we all have our heads insured! so ask the government! eek grape juice! me looove grape juice!
*eyes turn into hearts and he dives in and starts to sink since he's drunk*
don't worry, i shall save you!
*dives into grape juice to save his badge*
hippie: ... you went in there to save your badge?
yup.
hippie: so "you" is your badge?
yup.
hippie: you wierdo! i thought you were talking about nick!
well i wasn't.
*the grape juice is magically receeding ( is lying on the ground)*
trucy, are you doing this?
no i can't do that much magic.
*suddenly appears out of nowhere!*
yes it is i!
us: it is? where!
here!
us: can you move so we can see?
can i have one dramatic entrance off stage?
well you made apollo faint into grape juice. so you succeeded!
thank you lil girl.
(she was here the whole time) there's a hole in the bottom of the ship. i guess apollo's badge covered it and then mr. yellow came in. nick r u ok?
so i did save you all.
us: ACCIDENTALLY!
but if you kill sum1 accidently it's still murder so if i save sum1 accidently i'm a hero!
not that i'm one to point fingers and flash my badge around but you saved us out of concitedness. your not a hero!!!!
hippie: can we go to earth now?
this is a job for... *turns his little thingy in his hands* VALANT GRAMERYE!!!! *his theme starts*

everyone: woah when did you get here???

ORDER ORDER!!! mr. wright, you may begin your cross examination!

*scratches head* on who?

gibbons: where?

hippie: what cross examination?

MYSTIC MAYA AND MR. NICK FOR THE WIN!!!

hahaha, ok..... *looks dazed and laughs like a serial killer*

he can't cross examin! he's drunk and about to kill someone! besides HE LOST HIS BADGE 7 YEARS AGO!!!

ORDER!!! MR. JUSTICE I WILL HAVE ORDER. ONE MORE OUTBUSRT AND YOUR CLIENT WILL BE GUILTY.

since when did i have a client!??!!?

ORDER!!! WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?!?!?!?

but.... *looks sad*

everyone: *laughs and points at polly*

mr. gramerye, please continue your testimony.

oh yes, i will!

CROSS EXAMINATION: WHAT HAPPENED

so, i was in my living room watching the telletubbies.

HOLD IT!!! i LOVE that show!!

it's the best, isn't it!??!

puh, YEAH!

so anyway, that's when it happened! i heard a large crash from my bathroom, and i..

OBJECTION!!!

*dun* screen flashes and shows hobo

*dun* screen flashes and shows judge, wide-eyed and blinking

*dun* screen flashes and apollo is shoving hobo to the side and taking over the defense stand!

uuuugg *collapses from being drunk*

MR. JUSTICE WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?!?!?!

*is glaring at valant* you say you heard something from the bathroom, and that you were in the living room. HOWEVER..... it took me a while to figure it out,but.... YOU HAVE NO LIVING ROOM OR BATHROOM!!!

*apollo's suspence- thrill theme starts playing*

*looks shocked*

*we watch and eat popcorn while gummy tries to get hobo consious*

mr. justice what are you getting at??

it's all quite simple.. when you add together the facts, it becomes clear... *zoom in on face* VALANT IS A HOBO!!!

*suspence music stops and the mumblings of the crowd is heard*

w-w-what do you mean.....!?

i mean that.... YOU ARE ACTUALLY HOBOHODO IN DISGUISE!!! *overtaken theme starts to play, mumbling of court*

OBJECTION!

*screen goes to hobohodo, who is in the prosecuters bench* *laughs like the drunk we all know he secretly is* hahaha... HAHAHA! very clever, but what about ME!?!??!



*has his dumb smirk on* *overtaken music still playing*
it's simple really... valant is pretending to be mr. wright, and mr. wright is..

ooh i know he's pretending to be valant!

*shakes head* sorry, your honor, but no. "mr. wright" here is pretending to be.... *zooms in on face*
MR. GODOT!!!!!!!

*music stops*
*dun* *dun* *dun*

"mr. wright": ha....!

*DUN!*

*suddenly morphs into godot* very good, apotty.... *his cool theme starts to play*

*sweating* it's apollo...


*morphs into hobohodo* hi there!! *sees grape jiuce and starts drinking it laughing like a creep*

*looks confused* but why would they do this?

um.. i'm not really sure.

oh well. i find mr. godot...

G U I L T Y!

us: um, wasn't he already in jail?

that was seven years ago... now i am freeee!! *drinks coffee*

hippie: ok, anyway, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHIGN!!! CAN WE GO BACK HOME NOW!?!?!?

*shoots apollo with a lazer*

OUCH!! what did i do!?!?

everyone: *cheers*
*hippie appears on the witness stand*
hippie: you have no supporting evidence!
*O-o*
what's the jurist system for?
*O-o*
hippie: why is your game so easy?
*O-o*
that is irrelevant!
hippie: then let's lake a poll. who likes the jurist system?
*apollo puts his hand up*
hippie: who hates the jurist system with all their guts?!
*gibbons, hippie, judge, mutant pearl, iris, and godot put thier hands up*
idk... i'm the one that invented the jurist system...
it doesn't matter everyone hates the jurist system!!!!!!!
do i count?
everyone: no.
*makes sad face*
everyone: *points and laughs at him*
*sulks in a corner*
hippie: so back to my point...
what was it again?
hippie: you should shut up. now valant is a magician so he could morph easily into a hobo. and nick is the dad of a magician so he cud easily morph into godot.
*starts sweating* what?
hippie: they are really hobo and valant.
WAIT! *klick* caught on candid camera! there i have proof that they are really themselves! i mean other ppl! i mean...
OBJECTION!
now you don't! *takes picture and puts in a bottle of grape juice so it is stained beyond repair by any wash-a-ma-chine*
that was a pathetic objection.
it was my first time!
: so who is rlly who?
i don't care i just want a burger!

hoh hum, yes... now where is that lovely blue haired girl with the hurt shoulder? hmm, she was very fine, hoh hoh hum, yes...

*whip* SILENCE IS SILVER!

gibbons: THAT'S MY LINE!!!! *takes hobo's bottle of grape juice and whacks her!*

omg gibbons commited murder!!

everyone: SHUT UP APOTTY!!!

WHAT!? she just killed someone! just the same way that hobo guy killed HER and that shadi smith guy who was actually trucy's daddy who makes me his step-son since me and trucy are sibs and....

...objection...

*screen flashes and shows gumshoe on the witness stand, looking sad*

thanks a lot pal... you spoiled the whole game for me...

but your in it!

omg we're sibs!!! *looks at hobo* you killed daddy! oh well, no loss! *skips around happily showing everyone her magic panties*

ghost: DETECTIVE DICK GUMSHOE!

: y-y-y-y-yes sir?

's ghost: YOU'RE FIRED!!! ...AGAIN!!!!

urk... now i won't even have enough money for instant noodles....


did everyone forget i was here?

everyone: yes.

GRRRR!! NOT YOU!!!! GET AWAY FROM MR. NICK YOU FEIND!!!!!!!! *charges her lazer*

NOOOOO!!!

*screen flashes and shows apollo leaping in front of iris in slow motion, lazer hits apollo*

*falls to the floor* I LVOE YOU IRIS! *dies*

everyone: omg.............YES!!!!!!!!! PARTAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*comes back to life* HAHAHA, SUCKERRRRRS!!!!!!! *grows 20 tentacles and a third eye* bleeeaooorgggggggg
appollo and pearl, the mutants, have a duel! (we all eat popcorn and watch)
die potty face!
suck on this little girl!
oh no you didn't!
yeah i did!
that's it! *punches him in the face*
*O-o*
noooooooo! my perfect nose! it's bleedinnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg!!!!!!!
*dumps bucket of grape juice on him*
i'm meeeeeeeeeeeeeltttttttinggggggggg!!!! curse you hobo!
*cheers!*
haahaa! *falls down drunk* i'm ok everyone! *dumps more grape juice on appollo*
*jumps up* ta da! what did you all think?
*BOO* *be dead again!*
*droops head* your really mean pal.
hey that's my line pal!
*CRASH* *meow*
hippie: oohhh shiney... hey everyone we landed!
*jump up and down and hug everyone but not appollo!*
do i get a hug?
everyone: NO!
awwwwwwwww...
quick everyone on my signal, I'M DRUNK!!!!!
*we push apollo into the spaceship and set him off for planet pluto*
pluto's not a planet anymore!
everyone: who cares!?
can we get a burger now?
i think we have landed on matt engarde's house.
*unmutates* shoe buddy! *her theme plays*
everyone: la la la la la-la-la la la la la-de la-la la la la la la-la-la la la!!!!
i found a burger!
gibbons: i found a electrical razor! i wonder what it does? *runs around with it*
hippie: gibbons stop running around with an electrical razor you'll hurt sumone!
HAHAHAAHAHA FOOLS. I am not just "shoe buddy..." i am.... SHOE: ACE CORPSE PULLER~~~~!!!!!!

*suspence music starts*

and according to the script, apotty dies and i gotta pull around his corpse!!!!

everyone:

YAY!!!!!!

*pearl's theme starts again*
la la la la la-la-la-la-la la la la la laaaa!!!

*bounces up and down*

hippie: wait a minute, apotty is on pluto!

t-that's a probelm, pal....

then let's go get him so shoe can kill him!

i can't kill him! i can only pull around his corpse. and besides, i don't want to touch apotty!!!

*yells from pluto* IT'S APOLLO!!!!!

everyone: WHO CARES???

gibbons: YAYAYAYAYAYA LET'S GO BACK TO SPACE AND KILL APOTTY!!! *GETS HER ELECTRIC RAZOR READY*

yo! i'm coming too, dude!

hey! i thought u were put in jail 8 years ago *glares and gets his bottle ready*

*has his innocent face* i was? hold on, let me check the police... *uses his phone/watch* hello police? was i supposed to be in jail 8 years ago?

police: you were let out of jail at age 6, silly goose.

everyone: that makes no sence!!!!

it doesn;t? oh, you're right, dude.....

who cares? let's go kick some apotty butt!

yeah! he punched mister nick!

he did?
yup. not that it hurt.... at all... BUT IT WAS STILL MEAN!

*drinks coffee*

did everyone forget i was here again?

everyone: YUP!!!!

*hisses at iris and holds up a sign to her that says M. MAYA + MR. NICK 4EVA!!!!*

what happened to our spaceship, pal? it's gone... *sad face*

hippie: we'll just have to fly up there on our magical skateboards!

everyone: 'KAY!!!
CHARGEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to pluto we go!
*magical skateboards start!*
yay this is like riding an electric bike!
: uh oh i don't have a liscense for this!
gibbons: *does loop-de-loops with an electric razor*
stop cutting me up with your razor!
gibbons: ok! *bullies nick instead*
just because i am the world's punching bag does NOT mean that you can do this to me! *gives Gibbons hobo stare, then whackes her with a grape juice bottle*
gibbons: owww!!! hippie save me!
hippie: ok! *dive-bombs nick on skateboard*
trucy help me!
*claps her hands and we all land on pluto*
brrrrrr... too cold...
everyone: pathetic loser!
there's enough hobo hats 2 go around!
*starts pulling them out of her panties*
i need to ask my manager about this. *starts 2 use his phone and freezes solid*
everyone: yay! he's frozen!
can i have a hat?
no!
can i drag your corpse now?
ok! what's a corpse?
i can help with that!
everyone: fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight!!!!!
*everyone watches and eats popcorn while pearl and apollo battle!*
taste my lasers apotty!
1st of all it's apollo, ruler of the nincompoops and second of all DORKY KUNG-FU LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*O-o* *apollo does a kung-fu kick into pearl* *pearl catches him by the foot and bangs him into the ground* *O-o*
haha! you got beaten by an 8-year-old!
yay pearls!
*has his unconcious, drooling, bood, guts, and gore body dragged around by shoe*
everyone: *cheers*
gibbons: ELECTRICAL RAZOR!! *shaves apollo's spikes off and stabs him with them* wow those are really sharp! lets go hurt sumone with them!
i declare you all guilty of harassing an idiot!
what about me?
everyone: WE FORGOT ABOUT U AGAIN!
yay! i don't need to go to jail again!
everyone: on second thought we didn't forget you.
oh good because i forgot myself. who am i again?
everyone: huh?
every1: iris is going insane! *chase her around*
leave her alone!
MAYA AND MR. NICK 4EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fools! i am not really iris, i am... *morphs into apollo* APOLLO JUSTICE!!!!

everyone: !?!?!? *everyone glances at the dead apollo* then who's that guy?

?: well u see, once i died, i took over iris's body.

gibbons: that's creepy.

YOU'RE creepy.

gibbons: WAHAAAAAA!!! *CRIES AND CUTS OFF HOBO'S SPIKES WITH ELECTRIC RAZOR*

OMG! *dies*

MR. NICK!!!! *sobs*



*comes back to life* i'm alright folks!!!

?: HEY! this is supposed to be all about ME, apollo jus-

: awwww shut up *stabs him with a cool sword bought in spain*

?: *dies*

godot you idiot! now iris is dead!!!!



YAAAAY!!!! NOW MR. NICK AND MYSTIC MAYA CAN BE TOGETHER FOREEEEEEEEEEEVVVEEEEEEERRRR!!!




*poops*

LET'S ALL GET SOME BURGERS!!

HEY I'M SUPPOSED TO LIKE BURGERS, PAL!



AND I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY PAL!


everyone: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!!

*investigation-cornered from GS1 comes on*

get ready for this, pal!!!! *opens mouth and burgers come shooting out, hitting gummy*

*SLOW MOTION* NOOOOOOOO *FALLS TO THE GROUND

hahahaha!!

grr... *gets up and takes some old ramen noodles from his pocket, ties them together and uses it as a whip*

HEY!

*investigation-cornered music stops, and great revival- karuma mei (franzy's theme) plays*

ONLY I CAN WHIP FOOLISH FOOLS *takes his whip and whips him*


us: omg when did she get here!?!?!??!

everyone: *stars at her, speechless*

i was here the whole time, don't you remember!?!?!

everyone: NOPE!!!!

FOOLS!


*her theme stops and suspence music begins*

*whips everyone till they faint and goes to take over the world*

everyone: *wakes up*

we have to stop her!!!!!

AFTER HER!!!

everyone: *leaps on their magical skateboards and zoom after her!*
hey don't leave me!
i shall save you!
*dive-bombs pearl who is trying to strangle iris*
oh thank you nick!
*we leave pluto... finally*
*and land in china*
random guy: *talks in Chinese*
gibbons: holy cow! what did he say?
*talks in Chinese*
i can do that too! gung he fat choy!
random guy: *talks in Chinese* *gives him a big hug* *walks away to go have tea with him*
where are we going?
random guy: *talks in Chinese*
whatever that means!
*they walk away*
gibbons: now what?
hippie: lets find von karma!
everyone: von karma! von karma! von karma! von karma! von karma! von karma! von karma!!!! where on earth are you!?!?
gibbons: i give up! *tortures people with her electric razor*
people: *talks in Chinese*
gibbons: moo goo guey pan!
people: *talks in Chinese*
gibbons: moo shu-
knock it off gibbons! we need to find von karma!
gibbons: i gave up on that!
...*beep beep*...
...*beep beep*...
... *beep beep*...
oh no pal...
*pops out of nowhere*
us: AHHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!
us: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
US : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
US: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*grabs detactive gumshoe* ah ha! i have your prescious detective! you will fail without him!
noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! save me!
*they both disappear into thick air*
*chockes on the air*
nooooo gummy!!!! i must save u!!! *runs into wall behind where they disappeared* oof! *dropps down drunk*
you saved me twice! i will save u now! *magically has a cape that says super maya on it and runs into hobo just getting up*
do u have any respect for your elders whippersnapper?
eek oldbag!
you saved me from running into the wall! *hugs him*
don't hug my feenie! *pushes maya onto the ground*
i am not maya, i am super maya! defender of neo olde toyko!
like the steel samuri and the pink princess and the nickel samuri?
YES.
are you now gonna mutate into a hunk of junk carrying a spear?
YES. once i get enough junk...
ohhhh mr. nick you should also turn into a hunk of junk!
no whippersnapper.
*cries* don't remind me of that case mr. nick! maya... you were stuck in a cellar and de killer was the killer and-
every1: what?!
gibbons: does that mean that i'm gibbons?
every1: WHAT?!
gibbons: nevermind.
hippie: i'm confused!

everyone: SO ARE WE!

's voice: help, pal... she locked me in a room with a bomb...

*thrill theme-suspence from GS4 plays*

*gaps* oh no! we gotta save scruffy detective!!!

*kills the bomb*

hippie: hobo what are you doing? wer're not even in the room with the bomb yet!

then what did you kill?

uh oh...

NOOOO!!!! SHOE BUDDDYYYYYYYY!!!!!! *glares at hobo and gets her lazers ready*

OBJECTION!!!!!

*screen flashes and shows a holagraph of franziska*

FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOLS! the spikey hair fool didn't kill shoe buddy, it was i!!!

but... but why!?!??! *poops again*

*blows nose with tissue*

because, if shoe buddy was alive then she would pull my corpse!!!

you’re not even dead yet!!!

and i will never be! but detective dick gumshoe will be soon if you don't hurry!!! WAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! *fades away*

hippie: we gotta do soemthing!

gibbons: OKAY!!! *rolls a sushi aroundwhile standing on top of it while singing pearl’s theme* naaaaa na-na-na na-na na naaa na-na na na-na naaaa.....

hippie: you're not helping!!!

well we need to locate the percise area of the bomb, and dismantle it... hoh hoh hum... *grows random pink tuft of hair and scratches her head off* *head grows back but now it's the head of a pencil*

pencils don't have heads, dummy!

everyone: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE THOUGHT WE FINALLY GOT RID OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i followed you here. *has an evil look*

wait a minute... i figure it out!!!!! *announce the truth-2001 plays (from GS1)*

*can't talk cuz she has a pencil head*

figure what out?

*points at apotty* sorry, but you can't hide the truth any longer!!!!

humph. what are you talking about, you drunk hobo?


you're one of von karma's evil minoins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*overtaken music plays*

what!?

it's obvious, when you think about it.... you tagged along with us the whole time so you could report back to von karma where we were so she could kidnap gumshoe!!!!

gibbons: *whispers to hippie while everyone eats popcorn and watches* this is better than a movie!


n-no... it's not true.....! *music stops*

i am ready to announce my verdict.

everyone: SINCE WHEN WERE YOU HERE?

hmm, i'm not sure! *falls asleep* *wakes up* i know pronounce apollo justice...

G-

OBJECTION!!!!!!!

*screen flashes* DUN

DUN

DUN

*screen flashes again and shows trucy at the deffendants stand*

trucy!

y-you've got it all wrong!!! apollo's not the one!!!!

everyone: THEN WHO IS, LIL' GIRL!?!

it's................ *points at hobo* HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*suspence-thrill theme starts*

everyone all at the same time: OMG PLOTTWIST!!

w-what!?


gibbons: NOOO!!! HOBOHODO'S NOT THE ONE!!!! he may be a little too drunk sometimes but HE'S MY BUDDY!!!! *hugs him*

*grows a normal head again and is wearing a tophat and looks like A PROPER DRESSED UP GENTLEMAN* no!!! not my feenie!!!! in fact, i have evidence that it's apollo!!!
*looks nervous* w-what!?!?!?

*puts a video in a random tv and it shows franny and apotty talking*

IN THE VIDEO:

so you know your mission, correct, mister Apollo Justice?

yes, i have to spy on those random losers.

*stops the video* we've seen enough!!!

everyone: *gets pitchforks and torches and get in a circle around apollo*

no! i-it's not me, i swear!

he's right!!!! he's innocent, i tell you!!! daddy's the one!!!

gibbons: which daddy?

hippie: the only one that's alive!!! *bonks her on the head*

gibbons: CHILD ABUSE!

everyone: *ignores her*

*snickers evily though no one can hear* let's get rid of apotty now 'kay dudes?

hippie: *thinks* wait a minute... only matt engarde ever says dudes.... hmmm...

let's go already! *raises pitchfork*

hippie: stop!!! *leaps in front of hobo* he's not the real hobo!!!

gibbons: yeah, it's matt!!!


i'm getting so confused!!!

THAT'S CUZ UR DUMB!!!!!!! MYSTIC MAYA AND MR. NICK FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sweats* w-what?

gibbons: *pokes him*

?: NOOO! THAT'S MY WEAKNESS! *turns into matt e!!*


hippie: so if that's matt... then where is the REAL hobo!?!?!

*poops*

*voice: HAHAHAHA.....*

everyone: ?

's voice: FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOLS! Mr. Phoenix Wright is with Detective Dick Gumshoe!! and in case you've forgotten, the bomb is about to blow! WAHAHAHA!

hippie: we've got to save them!

gibbons: *gets her electric razor ready*

can i come?

everone: NO!!!

*kicks him with a giant boot so he goes flying back to pluto.*

everyone: YAY!!!!!! nice, maya!!!!!!!!!

gibbons: come on!!! we've got to find gummy and hobo before its too late!!! come on everyone quick! get on your super-scooters!!!

everyone: yeah 'kay. *zoom away!!*
*crash-land in germany*
ah ha! this must be where she is! *eats a burger that she stole from random person's burger stand*
random person: geben Sie mir he diesen Rücken!
that means give me that back! or sumthing.
*hurls*
everyone: GROSS!
oh maya your perfume smells luvly.
everyone: maya's wearing purfume?
hippie: he likes the smell of hurl?
gibbons: apotty's weird!
it's apollo! and you’re wierd!
hippie: i thought you were on pluto?
i used my secret gadget that franzy gave me to spy on u.
he is a traitor! *get's lasers ready*
no i'm not.
every1: yes you are!
are not!
us: r to!
not!
us: to!
*vanished in a puff of smoke*
*chokes on air again*
after them! *runs into smoke and disappears*
every1: *runs after the judge*
gibbons: ahh! the world has gone black! wait, i see a light... this can only mean one thing, I'M DEAD!!!!!!!
hippie: I'M DEAD TOO!
gibbons: yay! then we can be dead together! *hugs*
can i be in the hug?
us: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! SINCE WHEN WERE YOU HERE!?
you don't have to be so mean pal.
gibbons: where's gumshoe? i heard a pal.
DUN DUN DUN!
gibbons: *looks around* that must mean the room with the bomb is nearby!!!

my name is cheeeet and i am the school bus driiiverrrr!!!!

really? so you can drive us to the bomb?

hippie: nick you're supposed to be in the room with the bomb!!!!

hoh hum, sorry pal *vanishes*

i is confuzzled...

*SUDDENLY, EVIL PINK MARSHMELLOW BUNNIES APPEAR FROM TEH SKY~~!!!! *

everyone: OH NOES!!!

evil bunny 1: wahahah, we are von karma's minoins, we will not let you get into the room with the bomb!!

hippie: uh, if the bomb blows up, you'll die too!

evil bunnies: NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!! *they turn into slugs and slug away*

gibbons: *presses the staples button* that was easy! that was easy! that was easy! that was easy!

everyone: SHADDUP!!!

gibbons: :-(

*appears in a puff of smoke!* it is i, valant gramerye!! *gramerye theme begins*

everyone: do do do do do DO! do do do do do DO!

huh? but that's ema!

everyone: *ignores her* do do dooo do do do DO! do-do do do!

and/or : i am here to save the day! i will show you the room with the bomb! *twirls her random thingy and they all appear in a room*

and : *are playing poker*

gibbons: where's the bomb?

and : what bomb??

MISTER NICK AND SCRUFFY DETECTIVE!!! YAAAYY!!!!

hippie: you mean there is no bomb!?

well, we were thrown in this room so we got bored and started to play poker. and i am CREAMING HIM!!!!

*sad face*

d00d2 t3r3 1z l1ke a b0mm 1n h3re!!!

everyone: what did you say??

*morphs into sal manella*

everyone: EEEWWWWW *throws a rock at him*

*walks in* hey guys! sorry i'm late i was getting a burger *eats it in one bite*

LOL! l1k3, wtf d00d2!

gibbons: sal go away!!!!

so that means i can stay??? YAYAYA!!!

hippie: no you gotta leave!

gibbons: yeah i didn't say you because it's already so obvious that you gotta leave!!!!! besides you’re a traitor.

am not!

*hits him on the head with an APPLE JUICE BOTTLE!!!*

omg you drink apple juuice now!??!?!

everyone: PLOT TWIST!!!

is there a bomb or not!?!?

*walks in* drat i forgot the bomb.

everyone: *laughs at her*

wait a minute! she killed shoe buddy! REVEEENGEEE!!!!!!!!

gibbons: *throws a tulip at her*

*dies*

everyone: YAHOOOO!!!!

*pads in* hey i'm alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *drags von k's corpse around*

SHOE BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *HER THEME STARTS*

everyone: na na na naaa na na na na na na na na na na!

*comes back* wahahah *drinks a potion and turns into a mutant* bleeeaaoorrrggg

we already went over this!!

awwww *dies*

eveyone: YAHOOO!!! PARTAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lets go home!
i want another burger!
burgers 4 everyone!
so long as i don't have to pay for it.
and my robes don't get soiled.
hippie: ok lets go! wait, how do we get out?
can i come?
everyone: NO!
awwww. *makes sad face*
*randomly appears* lets now ponder the scientific meaning of objection.
*think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think*
I WANT A BURGER!!! oh hi ema! *skip in circles*
gibbons+hippie: skippity skip skippity skip skippity skip skippity skip...
i no how we can get out!
*every1 ignores her and keeps on skipping*
*mutates* PLEEEEEEEEASE LIIIIIIIIIISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gibbons: ah it's ron delite!
so all we have to do is keep smashing ourselves into the wall until it breaks!
every1: .......................................................................
*smashes self into wall while we twiddle our thumbs*
gibbons: let's keep skipping!

us: skippity skip! skippity skip! skippity skip! skippity skip! skippity skip! skippity skip! skippity skip! skippity skip! skippity skip! skippity skip! skippity skip! skippity skip! skippity skip! skippity skip!

gibbons: phew i'm tired now.

ow, this is hurting my head...

gibbons: i know! let's get apotty to use his chords of steel to break the wall!

awww we don't need HIM! :P

gibbons: true.

*appears*

gibbons: WOCKY!!!!!! I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN!!!!!!!!

just shoot the wall! *shoots it over and over till it falls down*

everyone: YAYAYAYAYYY!!!! let's go to disney world!!!

everyone flies to disney world!!!!
*everyone runs around in disney*
hippie: gibbons lets go on a roller coaster!
us: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HEEHE
WHOOOOSH!!!!
EEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gibbons: lets go on the teacups!
us: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!!!!!!
gibbons: cum on nick lets go on the ferris wheel!
*huddles in a corner* objection... objection... objection...

gibbons: *dies*

everyone: NO!!! NOT THIS AGAIN!!!!

gibbons: well i was already dead anyway!

everyone: OMG! PLOT TWIST!!!
didn't this just happen?
gibbons: no way! just get me alive again!
i've died four times now!
1. when we were on the boston teaparty.

2. when i killed myself.

3. when hobo killed me.

4. when i just died again.

WOHOOO!!!! I GOTS A NEW WORLD RECCORRRDDD!!!

well i've died five times so ha.

GO AWAY, POTTY PANTS!!! *shoots with lazer*

NOOOOO *dies*

make that 6!

everyone: JUST GO AWAY!!!!

:( you're really mean, pal.

HEY! *throws a noodle at him*

AAAAH!!! NOODLES ARE MY WEAKNESS!!! *runs away*

everyone: *highfives gummy*
hippie: seriously noodles are his weakness? awesome!! *grabs some of eldoons noodles and shoves them in apotty's mouth*
*starts looking like mr. salty*
hey are you gonna pay for those?
hippie: niiiiiiick!!!
what? oh no...
well since you made apotty look like that i can excuse that 4 now...
everyone: *cheers*
good, because i'm a hobo, therefore i can only afford grape juice...

hippie: if that's the case, it's probably not too good that you have a daughter....

TAKE THAT! magical panties!!!!

stop showing those to everyone!!

everyone: AAAH HE'S BACK!

quick! get your noodle guns!

*everyone shoots noodleguns*

AAAAH *turns into a pig with two heads!*

your magical panties!!! i must know the secret!! *takes them and runs away*

NOOO!! AFTER HIM!!!

*we all run around in circles bumping into each other*
people (no one knows who): ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
person: stop stepping on my feet!
people: wchich way are we supposed to go?!
that way! *points*
everyone: whooppee! *runs that way*
hey wher are you goin you *beep beep beep beep beep beep beep*
annoying commentary lady: we are sory but as we are supposed to keep this script under the rating of R we need to stop here. thaAaAaAaAaAnnnnnnkchklup yoooooooooooooooou. *voice flickers and dies*
hippie: hey we're lookin for the pervert wesely not you!
*beep beep beep beep*
hippie: oh yeah? *beep beep beep beep beep beep beep*
my dad's gonna get you.
hippie: your dad is a wimp and since when did you need your dad to fight your battles?
your mom is-
hippie: YOU LEAVE MY MOM OUT O THIS!!!!
every1: fight fight fight fight- to late they already did. *eat popcorn*
mwahahahaha!!! i have the panties!
prepare to face the magical wrath of trucy!
you're in big trouble now! my dad's gonna get you, you *beep!*

DE KILLER! we told you to keep this script PG13 or lower!!!!!! *wacks him on the head with a donkey*

NOOOO!!! MY BEAUTIFUL FACEEEEE!!! *beep* yooouuu!!!!!! *disolves into a de killer puddle*

wahahahah *puts panties on head*

WTF! give them back! *waves her magic wand and makes him disappear*

panties: hey, guys! lalala *walks over to trucy:

everyone: O___________o

’s dad: youse in biiiig trouble now!

narrator: little did they know... that de killer’s dad is APOLLO!!

i didn't know that.

narrator: YOU DO NOW!!!!!

hippie: bring it on, apotty!!!

*gets her lazers ready!*

did everyone forget i was here again?

everyone: YES!!!!!!!!! now shush!!!!!

don't be so mean. *drinks grape juice and boats in a lake of grape juice* *dives in*

*turns into a mutant* bleeeaaoorrrggg!

person: LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!!! *rings bell*
why do i need to fight them again?
*beep beep beep beeep beep beep beep beep beeep*
hippie: your dad's a wimp.
*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!*
hippie: *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!*
*beep*
hippie: ha!
random person: the fight must begin now! i mean now! i mean- oh whatever. *rings bell* ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring!!!
i'm deaf in one ear! nevermind i'm deaf in both ears!
everyone: *points and laughs*
that's not funny don't laugh!!!

gibbons: how could you tell we were laughing if your deaf?

DON'T BE MEAN!!!!!

now now, calm down everyone or I'll send the donkies after you!!!!

hippie: why do you have a herd of donkies?

’s dad: i'm the REAL de killer's dad!!!

little did they know that the REAL de killer's dad was actually....

SHOE BUDDY!!!! *her theme starts*

everyone: nah nah nah naaah nah nah NAH nah nah nah nah nah nah naaaah!

hippie: i thought shoe buddy was killed by franzy! and isn't shoe a girl?

narrator: oh, that doesn't work, then, does it....

de killer you'd best not swear or i'll pull your corpse!!!

*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEP!!~~!!*

that's it.... *send the donkies out*

donkies: HEEE HAAAAA * charge at de killer*

AAAAH!!~!

everyone: *eats popcorn and laughs*

donkies: *stomp over him*

*turns into a de killer puddle again* oh *beep!*

narrator: suddenly, the donkies turn into apollos!!!

herd of apollos: YOU WILL PAY FOR BEING MEAN TO MEEEE!!!!

us: *poke them*

herd of apollos: NOOO!! YOU HAVE FOILED OUR PLAAANSS *melt*

everyone: YAAAAY!!!
the wicked witch of the west comes: since you have melted by apollo's and my de killer's i will now get you all!
gibbons: WHEEEEEEEEEEE ELECTRIC RAZOR!
wicked witch of the west: noooooooo they are my weakness!
*dumps barrel of grape juice on her*
wicked witch of the west: i'm meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellltingggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! curse you grapes!!!
everyone: yay!!! *runs around in cirsles and hi-5's everyone*
gibbons: i knew my electric razor would come in handy!!!! *zooms around with it*

hippie: gibbons, be careful with that thing!!!

yeah! you might cut off my hair horn thingies that are actually vital organs!!

everyone: WTF?

i'm here everyone!!

gibbons: who are you?

hippie: GO AWAY!!!! quick hobo use your secret attack!

'kay!!! *throws a bottle of grape juice at her*

that's a dumb special attack.

gibbons: YOU'RE a dumb special attack!!!!

NOOOOO *explodes*

everyone: WHEEEEE!
gibbons: well since they're vital organs you wouldn't want to have them cut off right?
yuppers.
hippie: you are too weird to say yuppers!
screw you.
everyone: look a flock of penguins wearing purple and yellow polka dotted pajamas and jet packs made out of bubble gum!
where?
gibbons: hah! *cuts of spikes*
*drops into a faint*
gibbons: *pout* i wanted him 2 xplode!