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This was a smiley comic I was working on when the site was down. It was only supposed to be temporary, but it was so good, I decided to write it again. I wrote four episodes I believe, so here they are (but they probably aren't exactly the same).

Spoiler: Introductions
:udgy: Welcome to Last Comic Standing. Here are your talent scouts. Godot!
:godot: You don't have to yell.
:udgy: Manfred Von Karma.
:karma: You can't get rid of me.
:udgy: And Miles Edgeworth.
:wacky-edgy: What. The. HELL?! VON KARMA?!
:udgy: I expect you all to get along.
:karma: Yeah, Edgeworth, respect your elders.
:edgeworth: Grr...How are you here anyway? I thought you got the death penalty.
:udgy: Well, it doesn't matter if you're live or dead, EVERYONE who has been in the Phoenix Wright series may audition.
:edgeworth: That's ridiculous.
:godot: Still makes more sense than the average season of Last Comic Standing.
:edgeworth: No, it doesn't. This is insane!
:udgy: Well, our writer is a little... ... ... ...
:edgeworth: Did you just stop mid-sentence?
:udgy: Yes. Yes, I... ... ... ...Anyway, stay tuned for more episodes of Last Comic Standing.

Spoiler: The Auditions part 1
:karma: The first one to audition will be my daughter.
:edgeworth: Like Hell!
:udgy: Edgeworth, what's wrong?
:edgeworth: What's wrong? I am working with the man who tried to frame me for killing my own father and for murdering someone. I felt guilty for a long time because I thought I killed Dad, but Manfred killed him and was the maser-mind behind the other man's death!
:udgy: But how are you doing besides that?
:edgeworth: Grr...
:udgy: Anyway, go for it, Franziska.
:franny: In my profession, I see plenty of foolishly foolish fools. Dumb police officers, idiotic lawyers, the judge...
:udgy: HEY! ...I'm so glad I was mentioned.
:headbang: No. No. NO! A Von Karma is perfect in evey way!
:whip: I'm only using the jokes you told me to use.
:godot: I say let her go on. She sort of has a voice.
:edgeworth: Grr...Whatever. I guess she can go on.
:udgy: So, Franziska Von Karma is moving on. There will be more auditions...Next time on Last Comic Standing.

Spoiler: The Auditions part 2
:maya: Um...Uh...I don't have any props, so...Yeah...WAIT! I got it! Look at my outfit! It could be the least expensive robe for those in the psych ward!
:karma: I AM one of those in the psych ward.
:maya: Um...Then...Psych!
:godot: I like the play on words.
:karma: I would love to kill her. I mean...See her go on.
:edgeworth: I think you should...
:judge: Edgeworth! I won't tolerate any more insults from you! I've had ENOUGH!
:edgeworth: But it's only...
:judge: I DON'T CARE! I've heard enough.
:edgeworth: Grr... ... ...
:think: I apologize for my unprofessionalism.
:judge: WHAT?!
:karma: Really?
:maya: Um...Do I get to go on?
:judge: Sure. Whatever. I CAN'T believe you're apologizing.
:edgeworth: I can't either.
:karma: I'm sorry you turned out to be such a cowardly loser. You were never worthy of the Von Karma name.
:edgeworth: I'm sorry for being rude to you after you ruined my life. It was unprofessional of me and I should know better than to try getting justice for what has happened.
:judge: I'm sorry for manipulating the MASON System to vote for what I thought was best. ...Oh, you're not ACTUALLY apologizing.
:edgeworth: *facepalm*
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: The Auditions part 3
:udgy: Alright, that's it. EVERYONE in the Phoenix Wright series is in Last Comic Standing!
:godot: But we've only had two auditions.
:karma: And both of them sucked.
:edgeworth: You suck.
:karma: Oh, come now, Edgeworth. Is that the best you got? No wonder nobody likes you.
:udgy: YAY! Get him, Manfred!
:edgeworth: So, if I insult him, I get a lecture, but when he insults me, you encourage him?
:udgy: Yeah. So?
:edgeworth: That's unfair.
:karma: I'm sorry. Did I strike a nerve? Why don't you go crying to daddy? Oh, that's right. I killed him!
:godot: Ouch.
:karma: Don't give me that. If Mia was still alive, she would have dumped you.
:Godot-object: Now THAT was uncalled for!
:udgy: Do me next.
:karma: You aren't worth it.
:udgy: Aww, man!
:edgeworth: *sigh*
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: Objection
:udgy: ...I guess nobody else is auditioning. ...
:edgeworth: Then I'm going home.
:karma: To do what? Wallow in self-pitty?
:edgeworth: It still would be better than this.
:udgy: But we have contestants.
:edgeworth: Only two. Just split the prize money in half. And leave me alone.
:trapcardcoffee: But without you and Manfred always at eachother's throats, this season is nothing.
:edgeworth: Then find someone else to replace me. I'm leaving.
:objection:
:edgeworth: That's enough, Wright, and...Wait. Wright?
:phoenix: Edgeworth, you think this whole season has been a waste of time, but here are all the people who want to audition!
:sawit: :redd: :yogi: :lana: :damon: :jake: :hotti: :adrian: :acro: :chinami: :igarashi: :minuki: :bellboy: :kyouya: :grossburg: :uramidn: :maggy: :odoroki: :yuusaku: :wellington: :meekins: :garyuu: :zenitora: :will: :keiko: :two-faced: :olga-catch: :Brush-Sniff: :cards: :google: :luke-side: :lotta-smug: :punch-ben: :aliahands: :Bikini: :haha: :takita: :flowsers: :chopchop: :tea: :paynehair: :mattphone: :agent-Smith: :ditz: :gymshoe: :yummy: :moe: :oldbag: :devasque: :mareka: :ayame: :varanbaran: :gipsy: :may: :shelly: :larry:
:phoenix: So, knock yourself out.
:wacky-edgy: S-so many people...
:headbang: It'll take us forever to hear them all.
:udgy: Alright. All of you move on!
:godot: I hope we can get a bus big enough for all of us.
:udgy: I'll call the rental company right now!
:phoenix: So, Edgeworth, did that change your mind?
:edgeworth: ...
:edgy: Yes, it did. Thank you, Wright.
:edgeworth: If you tell anyone I was actually enjoying myself, I'll prosecute you.
:phoenix: It's okay, Edgeworth. I won't tell anyone. Want to toast with some root beer?
:edgy: You know me too well.
:b33r:
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: Group Splitting
:udgy: Welcome back to Last Comic Standing. As you know, we had A LOT of people audition. How will we eliminate them, much less travel?
:karma: I say we just kill them all!
:godot: Yes, you've said that already.
:edgeworth: Only a million times.
:karma: If it's funny the first time, it's funny the next million times.
:edgeworth: It was never funny to begin with.
:udgy: A-anyway, the talent scouts and I decided that we will split into teams. Whichever team wins the deadly challenges will move on to the finals.
:edgeworth: Yeah. Deadly.
:maya: What will we be doing?
:karma: A deadly scavenger hunt. *everyone stares at him* What?
:edgeworth: We will split up into three teams. Each team gets a talent scout to go with them.
:maya: Question!
:edgeworth: Yes, Maya?
:maya: What does this have to do with Last Comic Standing?
:godot: What you're going to find are funny props. You take them to your final destination and perform prop comedy with them.
:udgy: We randomly selected the groups. The Red Team, which is Edgeworth's team, is Adrian Andrews, Shelly DeKiller, Detective Gumshoe, Wendy Oldbag...
:wacky-edgy: NO! PLEASE!
:karma: Don't interrupt the judge, Edgeworth.
:udgy: Dee Vasquez, Kristoph Gavin, Klavier Gavin, Yanni Yogi, April May, Armstrong, Phoenix Wright, Franziska VonKarma, Ema Skye, Damon Gant, Matt Engarde, Will Powers, Acro, Larry Butz, and Luke Atmey.
:edgeworth: Ugh! I HATE this team. Can I switch?
:udgy: NO!
:edgeworth: And the other teams are...?
:udgy: I'll finish reading off the teams...Next time on Last Comic Standing.
:wacky-edgy: ARGH!
To Be Continued...

Spoiler: The Teams
:udgy: Okay. As you know, I read off the Red Team members yesterday. I'll go through them again for good measure: the leader is Edgeworth.
:edgeworth: Just kill me.
:karma: I would if I didn't enjoy watching you squirm so much.
:udgy: The members are: Adrian Andrews, Shelly DeKiller, Detective Gumshoe, Wendy Oldbag, Dee Vasquez, Kristoph Gavin, Klavier Gavin, Yanni Yogi, April May, Armstrong, Phoenix Wright, Franziska VonKarma, Ema Skye, Damon Gant, Matt Engarde, Will Powers, Acro, Larry Butz, and Lana Skye.
:edgeworth: I thought you said Luke Atmey yesterday.
:udgy: Yeah, but he requested to move.
:edgeworth: And you let him.
:udgy: Yes, of course. Why wouldn't I?
:edgeworth: Grrr...Never mind. Wait, if you were going to read off the names today anyway, why did you say my team yesterday?
:udgy: It was Manfred VonKarma's idea.
:karma: And your reaction was hilarious.
:edgeworth: *slaps himself in the face and sighs*
:udgy: Moving on. The Green Team, which will be led by Godot, consists of Wocky Kitaki, Plum Kitaki, Alia, Viola Cadaverini, Furio Tigre, Ron DeLite, Desiree DeLite, Lotta Heart, Spark, Luke Atmey, Sister Bikini, Iris, Redd White, Moe the Clown, Dahlia Hawthorne, Olga, Lisa Basil, and Officer Meekins. The rest of you are on the Gray Team led by Manfred VonKarma.
:karma: Is that supposed to be a comment about my old age?
:udgy: It sounded less sissy than the Purple Team. Edgeworth suggested that.
:karma: Is that so? Tell me, does that make up for your father's death?
:edgeworth: ...Let's go.

Spoiler: The Red Team
:wendy: Edgy-poo. Where are you?
:phoenix: He went out with Gumshoe to get some firewood. We'll set up camp for tonight and start again tomorrow.
:ka-whip: What are you doing here?! We should be finding our props!
:ack: Ow! Ow! OW!!
:phoenix: We need our rest, and so do you, Franziska.
:franny: The only thing I need is to WIN! Defeat the other teams so they all...
:phoenix: You sound just like your father.
:whip: Care to repeat that, fool?
:shelly: I need my rest. I'll kill Engarde in the morning.
:matt: And I'll kill Phoenix Wright for ruining my life.
:phoenix: Yeah. You'll have to wait in line for that.
:adrian-crunch: There's no need for ANYONE to die. We have to work together (Though I want DeKiller to kill Matt anyway...).
:matt: Oh, Adrian Andrews. Still not taking after Celeste and committing suicide I see.
:adrian: That's it. Kill him!
:shelly: All in due time. Believe me, all in due time.
:phoenix: I wonder what's taking Edgeworth and Gumshoe so long.
:oldbag: WHAT?! Edgy-poo still isn't back yet?!
:phoenix: Uh...Oldbag...
:oldbag: Don't worry, Edgy-poo! I'm coming! *leaves*
:phoenix: *sigh* Poor Edgeworth.

Spoiler: The Green Team
:uramidn: So...You're the Kitakis...
:karate: Yeah. Want to fight about it?
:zenitora: Youse better not get in our way! This is our territory.
:chopchop: Come again?
:zenitora: Youse heard me! This is our territory.
:chopchop: That's OUR tent.
:zenitora: Youse wanna fight about it?
:chopchop: Yes! I do!
:takita: You'll regret fighting us!
:uramidn: Oh, really?
*BRAWL*
*click*
:ayame: Lotta!
:lotta-smug: Sorry, but this is my big chance for my scoop.
:Brush-Sniff: Yoink! *takes Lotta's camera*
:lotta-angry: Hey! Gimme back my camera!
:Brush-Sniff: No! This is my story!
*fight*
:trapcardcoffee: SHUT UP!!!
*everyone stops fighting*
:trapcardcoffee: Now stop fighting or I swear to God I'll separate you!
:redd: Yeah. Listen to this splendicular man speakatiod! He wants what's most fantabulous for all of us!
:Godot-object: I'll deal with you later, Suck-up. The rest of you stop fighting or I'll ground you all! (It's like I'm talking to a five-year-old.)
:uramidn: Let's go over there...It's nicer over there...
:zenitora: You're right, Viola. Let's go!
:Brush-Sniff: Here's your camera back, Lotta.
:godot: That's what I like to see. (I can't believe it was that easy.)
:redd: You wanted to see my fantiscular self?
:godot: Who are you again?
:redd: Redd White of Blue Corp.
:godot: How come I've never seen you around?
:redd: Because I was arrested for the murder of Mia Fey!
:spit: WHAT?!
:redd: ...
:trapcardcoffee: I'll kill you, you...
:redd: Bring it on, you loseficur!
*Turns into an all-out brawl between Godot and Redd, Lotta and Spark, and the Kitakis and Tigre/Cadaverini*

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My OTP of OTP's. <3

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Yay!! More Last Comic Standing goodness!! :edgy:

Hahaha, Edgey's really cracking me up there. XD Poor, angsty Edgey.
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A reply! WOOT! WOOT!
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Oh my god. Those arguements between Karma and Edgeworth were hillarious. :keiko:
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Thank you. I worked hard on them. Oh, I forgot to mention, if you have any ideas for jokes, go ahead and PM me. They could be for this season or for Last Comic Standing AJ Style.
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Haha! Good work! I want you to make more! :gant:
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Thank you very much.
:edgeworth: Just remember this show would be nothing without me. Nothing!
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Oooh, I like the newest one! :maya:
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You’re so small in such a big world...

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Yeah. Sorry it's taking me so long to post another new one. I need to assemble all the teams and make sure they're all combined in the best, most comical way possible. Plus, I need to remember all these characters' names. However, I'll try to post it sometime. Maybe on Saturday or Sunday...
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This is so good! Please continue as soon as you find the time!
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Okay. The next episode is up! Sorry it took so long...
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They don't :c

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