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seems interesting!
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Quandtuniverse wrote:
I don't have money DX
YOU BUY THEM FOR ME KTHXBAI.
YOU BUY THEM FOR ME KTHXBAI.
YEAH SURE IT ONLY COSTS A HUNDRED BUCKS!
I have the complete collection. I win.
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Back to topic:
My friend (
) is teaching Hygiene. In one of the classes, he was trying to tell a girl about the differences in sanitisation and sterilisation. : Sanitisation includes disinfection for removal of pathogenic organisms by means of washing up with antibacterial detergents; sterilisation takes place... and sterilisation....
: Uh, pardon me..... you're overemphasising on that matter.... : Really? I haven't done with the sterilisation~
: Disgusting!(yeah, she thought my friend didn't wash after getting out of the loo)
Hmmmm... whatever, it is time to 
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To describe it, me as Dahlia and our substitute as Oldbag.
*Walks in* Hello everyone. We are begining our new topic today, and I will be substituting for the lesson. Now, does anyone know what the topic is?Pupils: *Shakes head*
*Jumps onto table* DOWNLOADABLE TUNES!!!!Pupils:
NOW! ACCESS MICROSOFT SPREADSHEET!Pupils: *Does so quickly*
YOU! *Points at me*
TELL ME! HOW DOES SPREADSHEET WORK?!? W-well...it keeps data... Gooooooooood....*Pulls out an orange* You want the oraaaaange? 
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Teacher: Gah, I can't get this to work! *whispers* Dammit.
*whole class stops and stares at teacher*
Class: Gasp! -long silence-
Teacher: C'mon, you've heard worse.
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current homeroom, religion, history, english, spelling, vocab, and reading teacher
Teacher: I don't think we'll be able to go shopping at our trip to Ellis Island (in New York and near New York City).
Class: Awwww....
Teacher: I'm sorry you won't be able to enjoy the incredibly high sales taxes!
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Science teacher
Teacher: *puts a hand over some guy's head* What's this? A brain sucker? And what's it doing? Starving!
Half the class: Oh! Hahaha!
Other Half: ..... ...... ..... *even more pause* ....... !!! Oh! Hahahaha!
(this happened when the same guy as above was flexing his biceps in class)
Teacher to the guy: Yes, ok, you have very nice arm muscles. Now it would be nice if you exercised the one between your ears once in a while.
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Teachers can say the darnest things.
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This is the best thing ever.
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He picked up a yard stick and said,
Mr. H: I wonder how far I can stick this up...
Never mind.
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Lack of sleep sucks...
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Okay, now today is a test. If you get an A+, you get a prize! You'll have the rest of the day to do the test. You can begin.-------------------------later--------------------------------
Okay, I need to see all of the people who got an A+, all the others will leave.*Everyone leaves except a few*
I wonder what it'll be.
I hope it's a Coldstone gift card.
Yeah right.
I can't wait! You all get...
*lean forward* A boot to the head. *pulls out a boot* 
WHAT!?As it turned out, he let us watch the boot to the head joke on the internet. But it was hilarious!
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Meh Friend:
Me:
On day (in 5th grade, I believe), my friend and I decided it was too hot, and chose to stay inside the classroom. My friend had recently broken her arm, and it brought up a little bit of... 'awkward' (for lack of a better word) conversation.
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Oh dear... what happened? Oh... I broke my arm. Ow. It hurt, huh? -nod- On the bright side, the cast is so awesome! I guess. The color is one of my favorites. How'd you break it? I fell off my horse during a jump, and... things didn't turn out too well. -cringe- Oh...Shit, that's horrible...Both of us:
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Now, she teaches an accelerated program, and an extra Creativity Team afterwards... And we were getting kicked out of rooms we were assigned... A lot... enough to make her mad...
= My mom
= Class
= Other CT teacher Girl =Me Um... This guy wants our room...... TOUGH S---! WE WERE GIVEN THIS ROOM! *SHOCKED!* *SHOCKED!* *ROFLING*
= Girl's Mom Don't worry, I have heard HER say worseWhich is pretty funny, considering the girl's mom is sort of my mom's adopted daughter...
Don't ask.
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My Drama Teacher is awesome.
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RazeTora wrote:
Ms.R: Okay, sure, you're not paying attention now, fine. Laugh it up. But keep in mind I'll be laughing my bum off come March when I grade these ELAs. Anyone who wishes to write about the Everglades and not fail, be my guest.
oofff new york ELA's are lameeee. Not hard. just irritating.
as for my story, my old highschool bio teacher always said ridiculously funny things but this is just one situation that kinda stuck out in my memories
:teacher
:irritating guy in my classWe were learning about the urinary system and are shown diagrams...
: so, any questions about this section? : why are girls urethra's shorter than guy's urethras?*class stares at him*
*patiently* Because you have a penis, my dear.
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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kman wrote:
RazeTora wrote:
Ms.R: Okay, sure, you're not paying attention now, fine. Laugh it up. But keep in mind I'll be laughing my bum off come March when I grade these ELAs. Anyone who wishes to write about the Everglades and not fail, be my guest.
oofff new york ELA's are lameeee. Not hard. just irritating.
as for my story, my old highschool bio teacher always said ridiculously funny things but this is just one situation that kinda stuck out in my memories
:teacher :irritating guy in my classWe were learning about the urinary system and are shown diagrams...
: so, any questions about this section? : why are girls urethra's shorter than guy's urethras?*class stares at him*
*patiently* Because you have a penis, my dear.I lol'd pretty good!!
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Class: ...
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xfma_addictx wrote:
On the last day of 4th grade
Teacher: Wouldn't it suck to be a highschool teacher?
Classmate: What do you mean?
Teacher: Nothing.
Class: ...
Teacher: Wouldn't it suck to be a highschool teacher?
Classmate: What do you mean?
Teacher: Nothing.
Class: ...
I dont get it
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"from now on, no more charlie black, its either "charlie blue", or "charlie dark grey".
XD
Mr C again: "Who do you think you are? Krusty the Klown?"
Again: "What is this Hippy-Hoppy Music?"
Ditto: "you have to realise this is real life! not just a game on some video you have!"
Guess who?: "Whats your name boy?!" . . . "Humphrey Sir" . . . "Humphrey what, Humphrey Bogart?" *chortles*
...: "There is a...malevolent force in this year group"
"An almost serious incident almost happened involving boys from this school and boys from Rutlish"
"I feel the day for concern will come when flowers are laid outside the gates of this school"
"There was a gaumache*of people involved from the year below"
*No idea what he said or meant, I presume he just made it up there and then
"Don't be giving me those evils. This isn't Little Britain you know!"
"AH! Don't just come in and sit down, what do you think this is some sort of wine bar?"
Boy - Sir, theres a pidgeon in the Canteen!
Mr C - "Well, he's not on MY detention list so thats why he's leaving! *Chuclkes*"
"more like a silly boy!" *pauses thinking of something to say....a good thirty seconds later it pops into his head and he prepares the loudspeaker* *click* "fool" *click*
Someone was waving a metre ruler around.
"What am I, the umpire at a jousting match?"
about the school photo "this is a proper photo, printed on high definition...er...paper, not some electronic gubbins
In Physics when talking about temperature of a gas cloud in space:
"This cloud is 290K, now that's not warm! About 17ºC, now you wouldn't want to take a bath in that temperature water."
I overheard him telling off a year 8:
Year 8: "I didn't do anything"
Mr C: "That sounds like something the 'I didn't do it boy' would say"
Year 8: "But I-"
Mr C "Quiet 'I didn't do it boy'
He starts ranting about something... I laugh.
MR C: "What is it?"
Me: It's just the way you said all that!
Mr C: "I AM NOT FUNNY!"
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Teacher: Now we are going to do a level assessed task about Sperm Donors if you do not get a B you will not leave my classroom now Sperm Donors are a stupid idea...
*30 minutes later*
... and that is why i am single, most men under 35 are idiots, then when they get over 35 they take anything they can get, i heard about this man who...
Class: Miss what do we do?
Teacher: WE CANNOT WASTE TIME you havent even started, any way as i was saying, men over 35 are desperate etc etc
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Sub: These are pecans, okay? They're expensive. What you're going to do is you're going to chop up your nuts until they are in a dust-like form. You're going to take the nuts and put them on your balls. You're going to put your balls on the pan, put foil on them, and then put your balls in the fridge.
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= teacher
= guy I can't remember the name = Me : Okay, now everyone take their book at page... : Mister! I don't have my book! : And why is that? : The guy behind me stole it! What can I do? : Punch him and take it back damnit! : O_oMost of the class was laughing their asses off, including me.
If I remember anything else, I'll be sure to remember to write it there.
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Once, he pointed at someone and said, "You lie like a rug" in all seriousness. It's hard not to laugh at something like that.
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That's the gist of what she was trying to say. But instead of saying wings, she said legs XD
Class (about five seconds later; it took a while for us to realize WTF was just said, we couldn't believe it!) erupts in laughter.
The teacher couldn't even continue the lesson, she was laughing so hard herself. That's AP US History for you.
She's a nice woman, though, today she let me have her extra Greek flag that she didn't have room to hang up in the class (she has many national flags hanging in her class).
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Really? Me too!
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Kid in my class: *mumble mumble* Smoke *mumble mumble*
Teacher: You can't smoke it, it's just a plant!
Kid: (nervously) I didn't say that!
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My 40-year-old teacher, Mr Swain also does a shimmy-shimmy to the 1950s slinky song that he uploaded because he used one to demonstrate waves. I am not kidding. We listen to it like five times a class.
Who walks the stair, without a care and shoots so high in the skyyy,
the best present yet to give or get: everyone knows it's slin-kyy
it's slinky, it's slinky!
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PE teacher: Daniel, that is not what she said!!!
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My teacher Me. Now. If X equals 4 then txy must equal 34... OBJECTION!! *stands up* That's clearly wrong!! txy must be 32! Not 34! And this concludes the defense's opening speech. Thank you. *Sits down* Ok...Phoenix Wright fan much, Emily?
You...you know about Phoenix Wright?? Of course! It rocks! Well...*and then we got into a discussion about Phoenix Wright for the rest of the lesson.*
Shame he was only a supply...
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This isn't exactly funny in the NORMAL sense, it's more like "How the heck did she allow THAT?"
I had to do a presentation in the class one day. My topic was given to me earlier. I had gotten "Road Rage" as my topic.
MANY people at my school know me to be "innovative" with my presentations, so I decided to speak to my teacher about what I can to.
My teacher. (because of the many emots, naturally) Me. (because a lot of people seem to be using him as a representation of themselves...)I am OBVIOUSLY editing out our real names, so no, there's no "coincidences".
Also, so that there's no confusion of WHEN this occured, Lunch is 40 mins. I take 10 mins to eat, then I just sneak out of the cafeteria and read a book usually. She didn't have any classes during my lunch period, and was outside her classroom at this point, that being, the start of this.
This is also a VERY long conversation, just to warn you.
Spoiler: The conversation transcript
Have a seat! I heard you wanted to speak to me about your presentation?
Yeah, err... heh heh... I have a suggestion for my presentation.
Alright, whenever you're ready.
Whoops! *starts to erase a lot of what is written on the page*
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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