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Here's some background info cuz it's necessary before I start my story:
This was in a video editing class I took quite a few years ago, a class of 26 people... and I was the only girl in the class. Even the teacher was a guy.
So every week, we do our video editing assignment and we present our results to the class. That week, I had taken a trailer from Gamespot and edited a character on top of it. Naturally, all of Gamespot's clips have their watermark logo in the corner, which has a G in a circle. When I went up in front of the class and presented my clip, my teacher was thoroughly impressed at the work I put into it. He then said, "So, what you did was you took a clip from G-spot? I MEAN UH---"
All the guys burst out laughing for a good 5 minutes. I wanted to hide in a corner and die..
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when she was bored she'd start talking about sex to us to entertain the class... she'd randomly run in with that plastic model she stole from our health class and yell "who wants to put the condom on?! =D" with the brightest smile anyone could manage...
she was rather cool compared to my other biology teachers though, I nearly attacked one of them once because she made a friend of me cry over absolutely nothing. plus she was rather dumb... you see, we'd have this biology tape about reproduction, and I swear it was a porn movie.... but anyway, almost every week she'd ask the class if we'd seen it yet for an entire year, and the guys would yell: "NO! =D" and she'd just play it allll over again...
also, when reading this book to us about the mating habits of apes... which we all found rather... boring and strange... she suddenly looked up and said: "well, I don't know what you kids think, but I find it rather exciting! -^^-" ....mating habits of apes! my god....
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My Biology teacher, Mr. Clement, is hilarious.
Me: *stupid Your Mom joke*
Mr. Clement: Hey, HEY! You shouldn't be saying those Your Mom jokes in my class! By the way, yo momma's so fat she don't got no sideways! And I don't want to hear those EVER AGAIN!
Me: Dude! Where's my platypus?
Mr. Clement: It's over there, where you left it last class.
My Italian teacher...is a bit insane, to tell you the truth.
Me: *Madly playing the air guitar*
Ms. Fisher: You're in THE WRONG KEY!
And finally, we have my Geometry teacher. We had a day to catch up on our work.
Me: *Half-serious* So, if we get this done, we won't have homework over the weekend?
Mr. MacNeely: Matt, your intelligence never ceases to astound me.
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Teach: He was cheating
Us : In what way?
Teach: He was smiling
Us : How can smiling cheating?!
Teach:You can tell answers by smiling
**Students start to annoy her**
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So she said that smiling in exam gives out the answers to other people, in other words, cheating.
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Quote:
- Yesterday, I fed your little dog. It was hungry. Now it's dead.
- What were you doing when your mother knocked on the door?
- Your brother was drinking beer when suddenly, he fainted. I think that it was poisoned.
- My sister was praying when suddenly someone came in and strangled her.
- I was helping you to cross the street when that van ran us over.
- I was studying when my leg started to bleed.
- How did you feel when you saw that dead mouse under your bed?
- Who talks non-stop in this class? The one who is going to fail.
- When your dog was stabbed, I felt very happy.
- You don't have to pay the fine. I've already killed the policeman.
- If you lose the mop, I'll cut your thumb.
- What were you doing when your mother knocked on the door?
- Your brother was drinking beer when suddenly, he fainted. I think that it was poisoned.
- My sister was praying when suddenly someone came in and strangled her.
- I was helping you to cross the street when that van ran us over.
- I was studying when my leg started to bleed.
- How did you feel when you saw that dead mouse under your bed?
- Who talks non-stop in this class? The one who is going to fail.
- When your dog was stabbed, I felt very happy.
- You don't have to pay the fine. I've already killed the policeman.
- If you lose the mop, I'll cut your thumb.
She has also told us that when she was a child, her sister has a turtle and, one day, she (my English teacher) threw it out of the window... Moreover, she killed two chickens, too...
And she likes talking about her... damn, all the class know when she started to go out with her husband, what her favourite colour is... xD.
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Mr. H: *dead pan* Now, we're going to talk about diction analysis. It is similar to getting a hepatitis vaccination.
Class: ...?
Mr. H: So, when someone runs up to you, covered in blood and tries to cover you in it *crazy hand motions* you can say, no thank you I have had my vaccinations. That's how it's similar to diction analysis.
Class: o__o??!?
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Once our Maths teacher had to make up some statistics, about scores in a test, for a cumulative frequency thing. So for the '1-5 marks' box she wrote frquency 1 and said 'Let's just say one child was so stupid..'
Yeah, I can't remember much else...
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Student: It was a normal night when Lincoln was watching a theater performance with his wife, just a week after winning the war.
Mr. O: *Calmly picks up textbook and walks over to our desks*
Student: Suddenly, a shot rang out---
Mr. O: *SLAMS book on desks* BAM!!!!
Class: *scream*
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Sub: Okay, we can either read as a class or we can all read alone.
Class: So we can read in small groups?
Sub: No, we can read as a class or read alone.
Class: Okay, so we'll read in small groups.
*Argues with sub* *Later, a girl wanted to read her speech. Arguement was about moment of silence in schools.*
Girl: There are more important things to argue about, like whether to read in small groups or as a class.
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*different sub. Kid raps tape around his mouth all the way around his head.*
Sub: Get that off your mouth.
Kid: *Muffled arguement*
Sub: Take it off!
Kid: *Trys to pull off, but pretends he can't*
Sub: Okay, go to the nurse and have her pull it off.
Kid: *Gets up and grabs scissors*
Sub: No! No, no, no! Go to the nurse!
Kid: *Walks towards the door. Pulls off tape* I got it! *Sub shakes head*
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12th grade English class --
Tish [The teacher]: ...Okay. We. Are. Going. To. Draw. BEOWULF COMICS.
Me: ...Really?
Tish: Yes. Really. That's your homework. Don't tell me you can't draw. I've seen you do that in your notes.
Me: ...I was just surprised about it. YOU'RE SO COOL.
Tish: ...I know. -Cheesy smile of awesomeness.-
Me: You're my hero!
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Another 12 grade English class --
Tish: Now what is a preposition?
Kid 1: ...Isn't that what hookers do?
Tish: No no. That's proposition. What is a PREPOSITION?
Kid 2: Those...um...thingies in a sentence like "of" and "in"...
Tish: Closer. You, Miss C.?
Me: ..."Anywhere a mouse can go." ...
Tish: ...That's how I learned it. -Tosses a pen to me.-
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Biology 151 [Freshman year of college] --
Doc Whittaker: Who can tell me what the pinnacle of evolution is?
Guy in the back: Humans?
Doc Whittaker: No.
Me: Shrews?
Doc Whittaker: I smell bonus points.
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General Parasitology [...Sophomore year.] - The last day of class--
Doc Clare [Doc Whittaker's wife]: We have a LOT of material to cover. -Drops a big notebook on the floor and makes a hand motion at the door.
Doc Whittaker: -Carries in a frog-shaped piñata-
Class: WOOOOO!
Doc Clare: ...Now who wants to hit it first? Oh! Yes. You, shall, John.
John: -Smacks at the piñata like a baseball.-
Doc Clare: How about you Miss Mary?
Me: -Goes all samurai on the piñata-
Doc Clare: ...That was Nickel Samurai Smelting, right? [Proof she's a closet Gyakutard.]
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Doc Grizzard: But before Paul would have come to just about a similar conclusion, he would have smashed three barstools over James' head.
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Mrs. T: Alright, class, we're going to learn my way of cross-multiplying... the Zurro Method! *starts jumping around the room using the chalk as a rapier*
Class: O.0 *ROFLs*
Mrs. T: *crosses out numbers on the board swiftly, the chalk breaks as she does so*
And Mrs. W did something really idiotic during Drama Club auditions.
Mrs.W: This is what your NOT supposed to do. *walks on stage* Hi, I'm Maria and I have a cold so I don't sound as good...
Veronica: So what are you tosing for us.
Mrs W: I'm going to sing the PRO-LOW-GEE (It's supposed to be Prologue). *really quiet* Little Shop... little shoppa horrors...
Veronica: I can't hear you.
Mrs. W: *really loud and off-key* LITTLE SHOP... LITTLE SHOPPA HORRORS!
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The thing I hate about supply teachers is, none of them know I don't do the work. Most teachers understand this, and leave me be before I turn all "anime-fag-mode" on them.
I was drinking my black coffee from starbucks(curse you GS3 for my new black coffee fetish), and drawing manga.
Crazy Physco Teacher: "You should do the work sheet."
Me: "YOU should do the work sheet."
CPT: "I don't know anything about science."
Me: "Neither do I."
And then she said it. The most weird thing anyone has ever said to me before:
CPT: "You need to know this electronic curtcuit stuff so you can make... uhhh.. your drawings... move..."
Me: "o_O ...Physics... Animation?"
CPT: "Em.. Well, if you want to make them move. Like... Robots."
Class: "o_O"
It was seriously a sheet on electronic curtciuts with the battery symbols and shizz.
So I ate the work sheet and continued drawing manga.
It was lulz...
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Today aswell, but this was my form tutor.
EDIT: I wasn't in a class room when this happened, but in the main enterance.
Mr. Leader: "What's the nicest BOY in school doing walking around during lesson?" (He's a nice guy, so I'm nice to him.)
Me: "Fag break."
Another teacher, who was near by, said at exactly the same time:
"I'm just filling in the regest-"
Me and Mr. Leader turn round.
"Oh, you where talking to HIM!"
That was funny. "Nicest BOY in school". Geography teachers are dumb.
BRITISH TEACHERS ARE COOL AND FUNNY! It seems it's less stricked over here too. Poor USAish people.
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), and said teacher starts talking about how this psycho girl tazered him. From what I can remember, the girl was pretty but psycho, but the teacher held out hopes for her. So one day they were sitting together, and the girl pulls out a tazer. She said she got it for protection, but was all sad because she would probably never use it. So she looks at him and gets this weird look in her eye, and before he could get out "Oh don't even think about it!" the girl tazers him...in the arm or in the leg, and he falls over, twitching. It was way funnier when he told us the story, though.
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(Said in a really nice voice, like an "I CARE ABOUT YOU" voice)
"You didn't have time to memorize your lines? I would just like you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that...I don't care. You know, (student's name). We're friends. You can always count on friends. And I have absolutely NO qualms on giving you a lousy grade! After all, what are friends for?"
His other speeches are pretty brilliant too.
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Teacher (on the phone): So, that's what it is?
-pause-
Teacher: Okay. Bye. (hangs up)
... That bitch. (This was loud enough for the class to hear.)
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In another case, the same teacher said something about her daughter while our homeroom was discussing her house. :/
Kid: I'm gonna come into your house and kidnap your daughter.
Teacher: You can have her. :/
(pplz haz da laffs)
Kid: You... Don't care?
Teacher: You don't want her. She's a little bitch.
Kid: ... :D
(moar laffs)
Kid: Just you wait and see... I'll be there tonight.
Teacher: Whatever.
=(
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My bio teacher is quite entertaining, and she likes our class a LOT (she always complains to us about her other classes, and we always get the highest averages... and she's quite obsessed about chocolate...
(teacher): PHOTOSYNTHESIS IS ALL CHOCOLATE!Me: YEAH!
And when she gets cranky...
(teacher): I'm flicking you all off in my head... :stares:Class:
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In keyboarding class today, one of the students had a really sore throat, so my teacher Mr S was teasing her by acting like a mime. He then told us a story today about the days of his youth. Unfortunately, they didn't have the scent of fresh lemons, you see. Back in his college days Mr S had a job at a clothing store. So one day he was feeling crazy and asked to be the mannequin in the fornt window. Many people walked by the window to admire the clothing the store was advertising. It was hilarious the way he demonstrated what he did when a mother and little boy stopped to look at his shoes.
Also, two G's walked up and he scared the shist out of them! It was hilarious the way he acted it out!
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
First of all, you have to know that my school is full of Asian students.
Same here...
Now I'm wondering if you go to my school
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Now Saskatchewan, that's a funny place.
"Saskatchewan" is just fun to say.
Apparently my former US history teacher used a rather unusual adjective to describe a situation. Here's a paraphrase of the story:
"Back in the days before air brakes, the people running the brakes on the train had to be synchronized, or bad things would happen. For instance, if the people up front braked but those in the back didn't, the back of the train would keep going around a curve and get derailed and that's just awkward."
Really? I'd think it'd be more like a "tragedy" or "unfortunate", not "awkward". Coincidentally, some close family members are current/former English teachers, and one says that whenever he was grading a paper and thought something was wrong with it, but didn't know exactly what, he'd just write "awkward" over the phrase.
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It's like the words "gang" and "bang"....
........
Oh, God I didn't mean to say that!!
Who? Wright? Yeah, I remember him, I hear he's busy lately. You know, not to ring my own bell, but I sort of taught him everything he knows. I'm sure he's grateful.
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"Oh come on, you could carry crack in your pocket and not get suspended!.... Oh, wait. That's just us. Disregard what you just heard."
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10 minutes later he says "I just called you a faggot, didn't I? That's probably going on my review."
I gave him glowing reviews at the end of the class. He was an awesome teacher.
I love Indian and Nigerian teachers, as well. My University Physics II teacher would unintentionally screw up English idioms; for example, instead of saying "Put that in your pipe and smoke it" he'd say "Try smoking that particular pipe and tell me what you think."
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Mr. O: Geography's a fun thing. Ms. B, for example, she's off in the Philippines---*class looks shocked* What...? Did I say something...?
Student: She said she was at a teaching workshop!!
Mr.O: Uh...Heh..Um..ANYWAY, GEOGRAPHY....
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Quandtuniverse wrote:
English teacher, talking about a student who got suspended:
"Oh come on, you could carry crack in your pocket and not get suspended!.... Oh, wait. That's just us. Disregard what you just heard."
"Oh come on, you could carry crack in your pocket and not get suspended!.... Oh, wait. That's just us. Disregard what you just heard."
Quite a lot of people think I'm on crack. INCLUDING YOU D:
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Mr Elsass: Now thats a Dolly Parton fraction
Me: *busting out in laughter
Same teacher making fun of a classmate (cause he so stupid and his last names Beckett)
ME: Ok bucket head look...
Some random kid makes fun of him.
TD: *busting out in laughter*
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*Olivander tells him why he has the ruler*
TEacher: Ok, well now I just need the classes attention, because it's not to often we have a totally retarded student in our class, Ollie put a ruler on his bike to ward away people, OOHH no it's Olivander and his bike is unlocked, maybe we should st- OH NO it has a ruler, we'll never get past it now!
Ollie also did things like that like taping a piece of tissue to his nose people it was drippy, holding a mirror up so he could see the teacher from behind during a lecture and falling out of his chair for no apparent reason!
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Oh, wow... Where do I begin? *searches for big book of quotes from various sources* *returns with two looseleaf notebooks, two yearbooks, one homework planner from a previous school year, one personal notebook, and in her pajammies* Here they are. *begins to search through*
7th grade Science Honors teacher, Mr. Sawicki--he always spoke in a monotone-like voice, and he would take the names of terms we had to learn and told us a story about his old girlfriends so we could remember them. (Ex: the word anagram [we didn't learn the word in science, but it's a good example] would become his girlfriend Ana Gram, who always switched around the letters in her name.) I liked Mr. Sawicki. I thought he was philosophical, even though he was a kook. Once he was talking about the laws of attraction, and that very moment I locked eyes with the dude I liked, and then some thing happened to me that's too complicated to explain, but I wrote a song based on the phrase that popped in my head and included part of the "laws of attraction" speech in it. And he had my older sister as a student at one point, but I don't think he made the connection (he's an "absent-minded professor" type). Some of his quotes are below. *Beware of science speak*
S
: "'Lichen'--I 'liken' that word."~"You're such a 'neuron.'"~"I opened the window and 'influenza'." (In flew Enza)~"What's 'stomata' wit' you?" *spoken with a New Jersey accent*~"It's a 'soquid!'"~"June 12, 2006--Glucose Day!" (the scientific formula for glucose is C6H12O6--hence June 12 '06, 06/12/06. This doesn't apply if you put the day before the month. Then it'd be December 6th, 2006, 12/06/06.)~"Sex 'cells.'" (sex sells, sex cells, get it?)I can't remember any others from 7th grade, except for the fact that my friend and I taught our computer teacher Mr. Correa how to say "goodbye" in French. Then every day after class he would say to us, "Au revoir." It was pretty funny.
One yearbook and one notebook down. On to 8th grade! *searches planner frantically for good quotes*
Short conversation between Mme Tafone (8th grade French teacher) and Mr. Lopez (Spanish teacher who shared the room with us. He tried to learn French with us, took exactly 1 test, got a 97, and then bragged about his "97 Average" the whole year. He was a pretty funny guy.)
T
"He WHAT?"L
"He slept with him." "That kid's gotta be on something."I assume they were talking about a (presumably gay) dude who teaches art classes at my school.
My 8th grade Earth Science Honors teacher, Mrs. Haupt. Like Mr. Sawicki, she was a kook. She was fun though. She always mispronounced words, including her last name, and said "Voom!" after every other word. My friends and I have come to the conclusion that she is a compulsive racecar driver.
Oh, dammit. I can't remember anything she said other than "Voom." She was pretty funny though, 'cause she'd get really excited about earth science. *snaps* Oh, now I remember. Rock Jokes! Mrs. Haupt loved rocks and was over-enthusiastic about the Rocks & Minerals unit. Once my friend Mel accidentally called her Mrs. Rock (but Mrs. Haupt wasn't there to hear her), so we call her Mrs. Rock the compulsive racecar driver.
H
"Voom!"~"Have a gneiss day, don't take it for granite!"~"Holy schist!"~"Chrysocola or sodalite?"~(There are more that my friend and I thought up, but these are ones I'm pretty sure we heard her say, except for the chrysocolla/sodalite one.)8th grade Math A Honors class, with Mr. Clark(e). Like Mr. Sawicki he spoke in a monotone voice, and didn't understand the sense of humor of my friend Mel and I, so we would scare him with our randomness. He's a lot like Payne, actually. He even has similar glasses.
And he taught us how to factor.C
"Who has a date?" (He was asking for the date of a test, I think.)M
"I have a date!"Y (me)
"Congrats, you finally found someone."8th grade Social Studies Honors class. Mr. Schroeder was the teacher, he was cool. My friend thinks that he's having an affair with the married Ms. Laura (aka "The Nose") and is the father of her unborn child. I was annoyed at him for calling me by my full name and not picking up on my nickname, and the rest of the class was teasing him for it too, for God knows why. So he said I could slap him, and I asked if I could kick him instead. He was fine with it. So at the end of class, I got up and kicked him in the shin. REALLY, REALLY HARD. It left a bruise, and apparently he cried, but I left the room after kicking him, so I didn't see it. Then later on I learned that he would have my head, so I wrote out my will and gave it to him. He thought it was funny and tacked it up to the bulletin board. And that was that.
From 8th grade English Honors class. That was my favorite class because there were only 15 kids (including me), 3 boys and 12 girls, and we could all open up with one another. I miss that class.
The teacher was Mrs. Ebel, who worked at my mom's bank when I was like 3. She would give me Dum-Dums Lolipops. (DUM DUM, YOU GIVE ME GUM GUM? YUM YUM! [/night@themuseumreferenceFTW])E
*to a girl in our class named Kelli that she's also known for a long time* "You're a Royal Pain In The Behind!"K
"Do I get a crown?"8th grade is summed up in 3 words. Makes. Me. LOL.
Now on to 9th grade, which is currently in progress! Only one school notebook and one personal notebook left to examine!
9th grade Biology Honors teacher Mrs. Knoell. She's currently pregnant making her REALLY ditzy. Once on a powerpoint presentation, she spelled the word "dogs" wrong. She spelled it "doges." But she couldn't blame it on the pregnancy because she made the powerpoint beforehand. Very much like Ini.
Another time she was supposed to make a copy of a packet for our homework, but she made a copy of the answer key instead. I like that class because, even though it's boring, there are a lot of outspoken people in that class. One girl named Amy teases her a lot, she's quite funny and Mrs. Knoell herself laughs.9th grade Math A/B Honors class with Ms. Collora/Mrs. Meyer. She's very enthusiastic about math, and gets excited like Mrs. Haupt (without the "voom"s). People in our class like to tease her though.
C/M
*asking the class* "What's a polygon?"Kid
"It's a parrot that flew away." Polygon, Polly Gone. Get it? 
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Another Kid
"How is that possible?!" *a paper airplane got stuck in between a bulletin board and a piece of paper attached to it* "It's possible! You just did it!"Mrs. Burnside, I think her name is, teaches a 9th grade Global Studies Honors class. She's not my teacher, but (according to my friends) almost everything she says is quotable because she has terrible social skills. First off, she talks in a monotone voice all the time, writhes her hands nervously while she talks, and looks like John Lennon only not awesome. Something she once said that's the only thing I can remember for now:
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"If you listen you can hear."There's probably a lot more that I forgot. I guess most of those aren't what my teachers said, but they're a funny bunch, so...
I'll post more if I get any more.
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It was just a random moment thing.
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) absolutely won today, but it requires a bit of backstory.In my graduating class, several of the guys belong to a "club" where, whenever Member A points his fingers like guns at Member B and say "Reach for the sky!" from Toy Story, Member B must lie flat on the ground for five seconds. Obviously, this interrupts class a bit if two members are in the same class. One of those classes is the afternoon AP Calc class which aforementioned teacher presides over.
However, I have her during the morning class. Often, one member of the club (
) will enter the room randomly (technically, he's an office assistant that delivers intraschool mail during the period) and call out another member from our room ( 
) - the first few times this has happened, has done it, but since our AP Calc teacher is already fed up with her afternoon period doing it, she started deducting points. This lack of response hasn't really alleviated much.Now we come to today.
enters, apparently trying to get . However, manages to do it first. In front of the whole class, falls down on the ground. We're laughing, and our teacher just stares at him. Feeling a bit humiliated and/or not wanting to cause any more distraction, possibly due to our teacher looking at him, gets up. : What are you doing?This seemed at first to ask, "Why did you just fall down on the floor in my classroom?", however...
: ...that wasn't five seconds.We start laughing like there was no tommorrow. She makes him get back on the floor; he stands up too soon again, and she makes him do another second or two before finally leaving. Probbably the most effective way to prevent such a thing from happening again: reverse psychology.
A follow-up: my Apologetics teacher called my former US History teacher a "prince of 'Awkward'". Probbably referring to the word itself, not the quality. And not a "king", since my Apologetics teacher claims he doesn't have that kind of scope.
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