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*Video about Edgar Allan Poe is playing. They just said he was 26 when he married his wife at age 13*
Teacher: Petifile!
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*different teacher*

Teacher: Okay, we're going to read a poem in class tomorrow. "Roses are red, violets are black, you'd look good with a knife in your back".
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*Same teacher as the second one*

*Kids are watching boring video.*

Kids: We don't wanna watch this!

*Teacher turns it off and stands in front of class*

Teacher: Quit your bitching and moaning!
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Oh my god, my SS teacher is awesome.

Kid 1: Hey! I just got new shoes!
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k2: Come onnnnn, this is what guys do in their free time!
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*Foundation Drawing teacher (from China)*

"You...you draw...you draw half-price!"

He showed us hi webpage where the first image on-screen was of him naked with two other naked ladies. That was our first day meeting him too...

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*Science teacher from Secondary school days*

"The rise of the D-cup chicken!"

"She's a pillar! Follow her pillar!" (referring to a classmate)
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In French, we have Euro sales. We get fake euros for certain things.

Teacher: I'm sorry we didn't have a Euro sale this quarter. But, when I went to the store, I had to get the Christmas collar for my dog Sophie. See, when Sophie sits on my lap and licks my face, I just can't resist. But, the problem is, you guys don't sit on my lap and lick my face.
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Any time my teacher tries to speak in English, it always makes me happy(she speaks only Japanese). It's not really Engrish, just a bunch of small little phrases like "Oh no, oh my god!" and "Come on come on!" The funniest thing she said was when she finally said "Oh jesus!" in class.
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My science teacher once tried to tell me that the colour 'mauve' was a brownish-orange.

He was also balding in his early 20s. :)
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for some weird reason we got put in a biology classroom for chemistry once, and they have this... bunch of dusty dead birds there.. as decoration.... but anyway, as usual two guys were being really annoying and kept on talking and making rather dumb comments... and for once the rest of the class couldn't shut up either... so, after warning them for about three times, since usually people are quiet when he warns them, our chemistry teacher suddenly yelled: "Shut up or I'll throw with the dead birds! hunting season has. been. OPENED! >=["
....everyone was staring like about this: O_O.....*silence*

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my old chemistry teacher when asked what he was doing when he was sitting at his desk writing something and grinning: "I'm just trying to find new ways to screw you kids up =D"

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my old maths teacher (he was the best ^^"): "Maths? oh! that is (complicated)^3 ! ....so... really easy! =D"

or one day when we entered the classroom...
maths teacher: *is hugging the blackboard*
student: "...sir... why are you doing that?"
he: "well... if I don't, this happens! =D" *lets go and the entire thing collapses*

or he when asked by two kids if they could check his room at school: "NO! god no! if they find out I've been smoking in there I'll be BANNED! D= " *slams the door in their faces*

...he told us that if either his wife or his bad smoking habit had to go.... it'd be his wife...

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...and our physics teacher today yelling at two guys: "Simon! get your hand out of Onno's lap and pay attention!"
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This doesn't really qualify as a teacher saying something, but my high school biology teacher used to eat the chalk and then smudge it on the board! She quit though when they changed the brand of chalk. Everyone was dissappointed because she had a rep for eating chalk. One of the coolest teachers ever!
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"You know why women have a longer life expectancy than men? It's because men just give up after having to listen to the women"

Yes, it's un PC. No, I don't care. XD He's pretty funny overall, actually.
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My teachers' say too many funny things, so I can't remember all of them right now. I do have one story to share.

It's my biology/geography teacher. He is pretty weird and it sometimes feels like being on a stand up club while on his classes. He has really started blabbin about how Poland lies to get money from the European Union while speaking about space. That went on for 30 minutes. One time he was talking about winds and started to talk how people get mad at Riviera and start to chase eachother with knives running circles around houses at the same time. He is a weird fella.
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There was a girl in my class that he said this to.

Teacher: If my wife was with you, she'd stab you right in the heart after the first 5 minutes.
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Another quote from my physics teacher!

"In which direction does friction go? And if you get this wrong, I'm going to throw you out the window."

It wouldn't really matter since we're on the first floor, but...
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So, our music teacher was giving us a mini-lecture on how when we play the notes on the page, it brings them to life, and how we created them, and how they exist in our universe, blah blah blah. So we start the scale, only we didn't start together, so he stopped us and got us in position to start again. Before we started, he said "Now lets make life together." Which, due to our sick, perverted minds, sounded wrong. We all start cracking up, and have to stop again and restart. It doesn't sound that funny typed out, but it was hilarious when it happened...I swear.
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My old chemistry teacher did that too. Whenever a kid was being rowdy, he'd joke about throwing them out the window. (We were on the THIRD floor.) And he was Native American, so he had an AWESOME accent.
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Oh, and my ICT teacher is hilariously blunt. She often talks of hitting person who deliberately makes his graphics as bad as possible with a chair. It's not funny typed out, but it's just the way she says it. XD
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It wasnt really what my freshman english teacher said it was her reaction after she would stop at one point in the movie of Romeo and Juliet. She always ended up stopping at where Romeo is naked and gets out of the bed showing his ass. About the 3rd time it happened she something like, "Why do I keep stopping at THIS!?" I started cracking up I couldnt help it...
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It happens pretty many crazy things at my school. But, rarely it has anything to do with teachers, but let's see if I can dig something up...

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(A cop visits the class)
Cop: Alright, let's say this ruler is a knife. Imagine that this is in alley, and I attack you and demands your money. What will you do?
Kid: Pick up an metal pole and fight back.
Cop: Come on, how often are there metal poles lying on the ground?
Kid: How often are you attack by someone with a ruler?
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(The WoW-addicted chemistry teacher)
CT: Come on, your doing it as if you were an lvl 7 paladin. Do it right.
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(Computer-teacher, just before ending an lesson where the class should had done a test. Everyone practiced for it just before the class started also)
T: Oh right, we must plan that test. Let's see, how about thursday?
Class: OK
T: Alright, i'll just write it*picks up a notebok* what... we were supposed to have that test today. Did anyone of you remember it?
Class*all look at eachother before anwsering*:No.
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My bio teacher, every time we have a test:

"Blahblahblah AND REMEMBER! The Force is with you, always!"

He's really funny and VERY enthusiastic about everything :P Some people complain about how hyper he can be.

Also, my English teacher is HILARIOUS, but for some reason no quotes come to mind. Maybe I should record one of his lectures someday.
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This was a substitute teacher. There were no books in the shelf. They looked in there. Some kids had their books. While the teacher was outta the room, the kids put books in the shelf.

Kid: Look in the shelf
ST: I just looked there *looks in shelf* Oh! There's one! And there's another one! And another one!
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Lord Wackruntlje wrote:
(A cop visits the class)
Cop: Alright, let's say this ruler is a knife. Imagine that this is in alley, and I attack you and demands your money. What will you do?
Kid: Pick up an metal pole and fight back.
Cop: Come on, how often are there metal poles lying on the ground?
Kid: How often are you attack by someone with a ruler?


Uh, dude. That's not funny. My brother died that way.
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My biology teacher *tries* to be funny, but usually fails miserably.

Anyhow, I tend to get into some rather heated, and loud, arguments with my math teachers. Of the 5 math teachers I've had, I've gotten into loud discussions with 4 of them. Its always fun to put a teacher in the position in which they have to defend their teaching with "but the book says so!".
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or one day when we entered the classroom...
maths teacher: *is hugging the blackboard*
student: "...sir... why are you doing that?"
he: "well... if I don't, this happens! =D" *lets go and the entire thing collapses*


ROFL.

I'm a very different case. All my life I was in a private school or home schooled, but I had the same curriculum. All my teachers were on a video or dvd. Once in fourth grade, my English teacher was pacing about the room talking about something, and it instantly cut out then cut back in to her standing there facing the camera. Then she says something like:

"We're sorry about that, some of the students here in the class suddenly said that I had stepped in marshmellows and I did."

...Then she just goes right back to what she was talking about.
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Mr H: Right. So. You kids are all brilliant, deviant little people, aren't you?
Class: ....
Mr. H: So, who can tell me how to get past the net proxy on the computers so I can go on Facebook?
Class: !!!
Girl: *lists off a site*
Mr H: Sweet. *tosses her a chocolate bar*

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Mr. H: Why dont any of you laugh at my jokes? ;__;
Kid 1: Cuz they aren't funny.
Mr. H: ....
Me: Or they're badly timed.
Mr. H: . . .
Kid 2: Wait, you make jokes?
Mr. H: Okay, thats it. *leaves class*
Class: ... o.O
Mr. H: *returns with a chocolate bar*
Class: O.o
Mr. H: What? Chocolate fixes everything. Including broken dreams ;_; I always wanted to be a comedian.
Class: LAWL
Mr. H: OH SURE, NOW IM FUNNY EH??? >O
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My current Social Studies teacher is a riot.

Mr.O: *in current events enrichment* Okay, okay, I got one. YO MOMMA IS SO FAT, SHE GOT MO' CHINS THAN A CHINESE PHONE BOOK. OH!

And the conversation leading to that began on dramatic arts.

Oh, yeah, and science class last year:

Mrs. C: Oh, and because X chromosomes are higher in likelihood than Ys, boys can be considered mutants.
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Mrs. C: Oh, and because X chromosomes are higher in likelihood than Ys, boys can be considered mutants.


The sad thing is that I think some people believe this. :nick:

Let's see... my American History teacher stated to one of our classmates that if he didn't change his attitude or behavior, he would eventually die in a bar fight. Luckily, it seems that student is now leaning toward the former.

My Apologetics teacher (ethics, religious studies, whatever you want to compare that to) has immense sarcasm powers. He's referred to Darwin as "Rap Master Chuckie D." multiple times. I believe we've spent an entire period just having off topic discussions from the get-go. I really love the class, though - you can actually ask questions about life as opposed to, "How does the fungi get its nutrients?"
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we have a new biology teacher at school, and even though he's not allowed to teach the exam year students yet, he does survey during the biology study hours... so one time some people from my class were in one, and he suddenly started talking through the dead silence:
"oh!" *checks some site on his lap top* "looks like there's a special visitors day of the University of Utrecht on Friday!.."
class: "....."
he: "...say... Does ANYONE of you kids feel like going to school on Friday? cause I don't! come on, let's all go to the university together! my treat! oh! even better! we'll visit all the bars I used to go to when I studied there! and drink till we pass out drunk! oh wait... the university.. ehh.. if ANY of us remembers, we'll walk to the university after that to pay a short visit... singing and swaying on our legs! =D"
class: "O_o''..."
he: "YES! I will immediately sign up for it!" *starts typing wildly while mumbling to himself* "my name...name... how do I type my name ag-.... oh yeah... W-W-W-W-W-W-Woudman!! =D"

...he's really really hyper... heard from my friends that last time he spend a whole hour telling jokes about sex and alcohol
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My old maths teacher likes feeling up radiators, falling over bins and walking into the board.
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Three come to mind from my college days...

My American Civil War History professor, Professor Palo.
I'm a HUGE military history fan and one of my top favourite Civil War battles is the First Battle of Bull Run--yes, I like battles. It always has been. I'm not really sure why although I suspect that Major Sullivan Ballou's letter to his wife, Sarah, that he wrote the week before the battle might have something to do with it. It NEVER fails to make me cry. He was killed in battle a week later, July 21st.
I took his Civil War class--there were 10 students in that class, including me and only 2 were female: me and my freshman year roommate (I was sans roommate from years 2-4).
Anyway, we were getting to what I lovingly termed the 'good stuff' (the Battle of First Bull Run-or First Manassas--which has ALWAYS been my top favourite Civil War battle. I was interested in the American Civil War and read up on it for 2 years before I went off to college). I looked at him when he came in that morning and said, "So. When are we going to get to the good stuff?"
He looked at me with quite a surprised look on his face. "The good stuff? The good stuff, according to you being blood, death, war and guts?!" (Emphasizing each word)
Without missing a beat I replied, "Yeah! When are we going to get to it?"
He just gave me a really weird look.
I thought it was funny.
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2. My freshman year Biology professor, Kevin Teather, was an attractive guy but I didn't drool over him like my fellow female students did (not surprisingly, the majority of the students who attended the class I took were mostly female). When we did a lab once, he really annoyed the hell out of me by standing behind me and looking over my shoulder for a few minutes; I didn't like that very much and I didn't care HOW good looking he was...he was invading my personal space. It bugged-and still does with strangers who get too close-the hell out of me since that person is invading my personal space and I am a bug about keeping it clear, particularly if they're strangers!
He said once that what he looked for in a girlfriend was hard teeth..and he was completely serious about it, too. His family--and he did, as well--have soft teeth so he wanted someone who had hard teeth for the next generation would have strong and not soft teeth.
Weirdest but also one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
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3. My Religious Studies Professor, Dr. Sterling Bjorndahl (I attended a Lutheran college) that I had for my final year was AWESOME!!!! He was a hoot and a half!
I remember two close friends of mine that had taken his classes before spoke highly of him--what other professor do you know that refers to such things in class as Vogon poetry from HHG and the Lumberjack Song from Monty Python?!--so I took his Religious Studies class.
The first day, he was talking about something and then said "And, you know that to be a Lumberjack" and seg wayed right into the Lumberjack Song! How cool is that?!
Vogon Poetry also appeared in that class' final exam and I damn near laughed out loud when I saw that in the multiple choice section (I did when I saw my American Civil War class' final exam...right before it started. I got many a strange look and I was giggling throughout the exam as well.)
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It wasn't something he actually said to us, but it was a story he told from before, when he was working at another school.

Well, he's a band teacher and he was teaching a piece of music called The Tempest. He said from measure 69 to the end was the trickiest part of the song, so he kept saying "69 to the end, 69 to the end, 69 to the end, 69 to the end!" He finally then shouted at the band, "I'll 69 you all!"
The class then burst into laughter, and he was completely oblivious. (He wasn't taught good family life matters, so yeah) Then a student came up to him and explained, then he was all "ohhhhh."
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@Adrenaline: :moe-laugh: Now THAT was funny! :edgy:
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Mrs. W: Alright, Nicky use "aesthetic" in a sentence.

Nicky: Um, Mr. B (social studies teacher) is aesthetically pleasing.

Mrs. W: *walking across the hall into Mr. B's room* MR. BERNINGER! WE THINK YOU'RE AESTHETICALLY PLEASING!!!

Me: I think that she's the only teacher who's married and would say that to a person she's at least 15 years older than.

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And this one isn't really a quote but my old science teacher would tell really corny jokes that were so corny, we laughed.
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A recent one I can think of is my W.Geography teacher:

Mrs.J: Okay, let's say I'm going 100 in a school zone. Who's going to arrest me?
Class: The local police...
Mrs.J: Now while doing that, let's say I'm intoxicated and have an open keg of beer and ten kilos of cocaine in the passenger seat and a dead 13 year old in my trunk. NOW who's going to arrest me?
Class: ....D:

I also used to have an art teacher who would unintentionally say incredibly peverted things and accidnentally looked up ''melons'' on Google Images. She would always tell us that Santa Claus is dead. :[
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Math teacher: My son sucks at packing for a trip. My friend gave him a Swiss Army Card (those things that have a pocket knife and all that other sharp stuff). I also told him not to pack toothpaste. He packs both. They take away the toothpaste and leave him the weapon. No wonder our country is going to Hell so fast.
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Funny things?
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The time my Design Technology teacher misheard me when I said "I've had time off because I dislocated my knee" ...... He thought I had said neck...
How the hell do you dislocate your neck? And if it's possible, wouldn't that be fatal? O_o

........ Or my History teacher, talking to me:
"You will pass your exam."
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All of your teachers are so funny. They beat out mine by a long shot. Hm...no...I got nothin'. :sadshoe: Although, I must say, Eternal Past's teacher was freakin' hilarious. I don't know if anyone can beat that out.
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First of all, you have to know that my school is full of Asian students. Lucky guy, eh? :hotti: 50% of most classes, including my English class, are Chinese, etc. So, apparently, some Chinese students in a tenth-grade class were having a conversation (in Chinese). This class is currently being taught by Ms D, my English teacher from last year. The students conversing mention a certain word a few times in their conversation, and Ms D overhears, and asks them what that word means, but they don't tell her. Now, Ms D is friends with my English teacher, so she comes to my class (since most of us were her students last year) and asks my teacher, Ms V, if she knows what the word means in a whisper. Ms V says no, and asks my class if we know what the word "Po-Kai" (sp?) means. The whole class started laughing. Man, my stories are long...

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