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Author:  Southern Corn [ Sat May 06, 2017 6:24 am ]
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It will be done,but it'll be all about poop. Your professor will not be impressed.

I wish I could wear something else.

Author:  Rehncohro [ Mon May 08, 2017 2:25 am ]
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But if you wear something else, people will make fun of you.

I wish you'd stop bringing up vore in the "How Will The Above User Die?" thread... :P

Author:  Southern Corn [ Mon May 08, 2017 6:06 am ]
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I'll bring up your strangest fetishes instead

I wish toothpaste didn't taste .

Author:  Rehncohro [ Tue May 09, 2017 2:09 am ]
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Southern Corn wrote:
I'll bring up your strangest fetishes instead


Image
Good god...
anyways, back on topic...

But if toothpaste had no flavor, you wouldn't want to use it.

I wish I didn't have to work anymore... D:

Author:  Southern Corn [ Tue May 09, 2017 6:35 am ]
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Instead you'd have to go back to kindergarten with some crocodiles for the rest of your life,who will most definitely bring up your worst fetishes

I wish I would chop you.

Author:  Bolting Shaman [ Tue May 09, 2017 8:16 am ]
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You chop yourself back

I wish Death Battle does Dora vs Superman

Author:  Southern Corn [ Tue May 09, 2017 10:29 am ]
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It sux

I wish I wouldn't have to go to work

Author:  Bolting Shaman [ Tue May 09, 2017 12:37 pm ]
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You start aging backwards

I wish Phoenix becomes a Phoenix

Author:  Southern Corn [ Tue May 09, 2017 12:48 pm ]
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He becomes a crappy one

I wish you were a Shaman

Author:  Bolting Shaman [ Tue May 09, 2017 3:00 pm ]
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I cast a spell that turns you into mongoose chow

I wish TF2's next update doesn't suck

Author:  Southern Corn [ Tue May 09, 2017 4:01 pm ]
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Too bad it does

I wish I charged better

Author:  Bolting Shaman [ Tue May 09, 2017 5:37 pm ]
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I thought the point of a cursed wish is to give you what you want with unworthy consequences, that's just subverting it.

You charge into a thousand angry bulls

I wish turkeys originate from Turki

Author:  Southern Corn [ Tue May 09, 2017 5:49 pm ]
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They do but a fascist dictatorship country named Turki is formed because there's no country named Turki silly

I wish you were a silly lawyer

Author:  Rehncohro [ Wed May 10, 2017 12:54 am ]
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But if t he were a silly lawyer, he'd probably get fired.

I wish you'd leave me alone. :P

Author:  Southern Corn [ Wed May 10, 2017 5:16 am ]
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Everyone else bullies you instead


I wish I was the worst person ever

Author:  Bolting Shaman [ Wed May 10, 2017 5:27 am ]
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Then you'll be the only bad person in the world.

I wish Jake Marshall eats an entire cactus with the pricks still intact.

Author:  Lone [ Wed May 10, 2017 6:05 am ]
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You'd have to help him

I wish for technology to remove the need of sleep

Author:  Southern Corn [ Wed May 10, 2017 6:36 am ]
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It'll also remove you


I wish my lips weren't so dry

Author:  Rehncohro [ Thu May 11, 2017 3:29 am ]
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But if they weren't dry, they'd be really really wet.

I wish my art project would make itself.

Author:  Bolting Shaman [ Thu May 11, 2017 5:49 am ]
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Then you can't come up with any form of art anymore.

I wish Swiper's free

Author:  Southern Corn [ Thu May 11, 2017 6:28 am ]
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It is,but has pay to play elements in it


I wish I never had neck pain.

Author:  Rehncohro [ Fri May 12, 2017 1:01 am ]
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But you end up with foot pain instead.

I wish I could just watch anime and play visual novels for the rest of my life.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Fri May 12, 2017 5:47 am ]
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That life lasts for two seconds lol

I wish you all were never real

Author:  Bolting Shaman [ Fri May 12, 2017 9:26 am ]
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So will everyone else, you live alone where your whole life revolves around talking to fictional people.

I wish you're a tree.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Fri May 12, 2017 9:40 am ]
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I become Quercus Alba and you have to have a three hour confrontation against me proving I killed some peeps

I wish you were a bug

Author:  Bolting Shaman [ Fri May 12, 2017 1:17 pm ]
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I spend those 3 hours sucking out your nutrients

I wish Gumshoe dies in a future AA game

Author:  Southern Corn [ Fri May 12, 2017 3:22 pm ]
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So do you

I wish for the rest of my wishes not to be corrupted

Author:  Bolting Shaman [ Fri May 12, 2017 5:58 pm ]
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Those wishes only work when you use it on an actual genie

I wish I'm immune to wish corruption on this thread

Author:  Southern Corn [ Fri May 12, 2017 6:36 pm ]
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The thread breaks after this and your wish runs out

I wish I could be a superhero

Author:  Bolting Shaman [ Sat May 13, 2017 7:39 am ]
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You save this thread from destruction, and now I can wish again

I wish the Joker is your cousin

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sat May 13, 2017 7:49 am ]
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He's also your cousin

I wish I didn't wake up

Author:  Bolting Shaman [ Sat May 13, 2017 2:49 pm ]
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You become incurably blind

I wish you can jump 3 feet high

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sat May 13, 2017 3:18 pm ]
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I jump onto your face

I wish I wasn't so thirsty

Author:  Rehncohro [ Sat May 13, 2017 7:26 pm ]
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But then you'd be hungry instead.

I wish you wouldn't dump your problems on us.

Author:  Southern Corn [ Sun May 14, 2017 6:57 am ]
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I dump your problems on you all instead

I wish you could still have the time of your time to get a little more sense

Author:  Rehncohro [ Mon May 15, 2017 1:26 am ]
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But everything doesn't make sense.

I wish you actually made sense. :P

Author:  Southern Corn [ Mon May 15, 2017 5:50 am ]
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I do, but I speak in Sanskrit for the rest of my life

I wish you could speak Sanskrit

Author:  Rehncohro [ Tue May 16, 2017 1:22 am ]
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But I did that, hardly anyone would understand me. Everyone would think we were BOTH insane.

I wish I really was an anime girl. :3

Author:  Bolting Shaman [ Tue May 16, 2017 3:42 am ]
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You became Wendy Oldbag

I wish I am a flea

Author:  Rehncohro [ Tue May 16, 2017 3:49 am ]
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You get scratched to death.

I wish I didn't feel so damn lonely all the time.

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