Corrupt a Wish : Berry Big Circus

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Mon May 01, 2017 4:31 pm

Southern Corn

Happy Maria

Gender: None specified

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am

Posts: 4741

That hand would slap you to death

I wish I could eat faster without any repurcussions

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Mon May 01, 2017 4:35 pm

Bolting Shaman

The imagination justifies the pimp

Gender: Male

Location: Themis Legal Hell

Rank: Decisive Witness

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:36 am

Posts: 192

The only food you can eat faster are sweet stuff and once you start, you won't stop until diabetes kicks in.

I wish I have muscle

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Mon May 01, 2017 4:44 pm

Southern Corn

Happy Maria

Gender: None specified

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am

Posts: 4741

All the ladies will like you and you will never be able to live properly again

I wish a good

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Mon May 01, 2017 4:57 pm

Bolting Shaman

The imagination justifies the pimp

Gender: Male

Location: Themis Legal Hell

Rank: Decisive Witness

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:36 am

Posts: 192

A good and healthy beak to chew you

I wish I'm 6'1

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Mon May 01, 2017 5:00 pm

Southern Corn

Happy Maria

Gender: None specified

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am

Posts: 4741

You're 6 inches and 1 foot now. LITERALLY

I wish for my wish to not be corrupted

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Mon May 01, 2017 5:06 pm

Bolting Shaman

The imagination justifies the pimp

Gender: Male

Location: Themis Legal Hell

Rank: Decisive Witness

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:36 am

Posts: 192

Southern Corn wrote:

You're 6 inches and 1 foot now. LITERALLY

6' literally means 6 foot, dingus

This one wish would've been a clean one but you wasted it on wishing that it's not corrupt

I wish dogs don't kill cats

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Mon May 01, 2017 5:45 pm

Southern Corn

Happy Maria

Gender: None specified

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am

Posts: 4741

Yeah I know I'm not good with imperial system use meters or get fukt

Nah they'd just torture em

I wish meat would no longer exist

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Mon May 01, 2017 6:11 pm

Bolting Shaman

The imagination justifies the pimp

Gender: Male

Location: Themis Legal Hell

Rank: Decisive Witness

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:36 am

Posts: 192

Then everything that's formerly meat become worms

I wish Projared becomes shorter

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Mon May 01, 2017 6:25 pm

Southern Corn

Happy Maria

Gender: None specified

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am

Posts: 4741

He becomes inverted instead

I wish you became a tomato

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Mon May 01, 2017 6:31 pm

Bolting Shaman

The imagination justifies the pimp

Gender: Male

Location: Themis Legal Hell

Rank: Decisive Witness

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:36 am

Posts: 192

My metamorphosis into a tomato turns everyone else into potatoes

I wish you have a third leg

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Mon May 01, 2017 6:32 pm

Southern Corn

Happy Maria

Gender: None specified

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am

Posts: 4741

I'll kick you in the face with that leg

I wish you had no hands

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Mon May 01, 2017 8:02 pm

Bolting Shaman

The imagination justifies the pimp

Gender: Male

Location: Themis Legal Hell

Rank: Decisive Witness

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:36 am

Posts: 192

You lose hands too

I wish nothing about me or anyone related to me is physically harmed

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Mon May 01, 2017 11:59 pm

Rehncohro

What's a Court Records?

Gender: Male

Location: Probably Earth

Rank: Prosecutor

Joined: Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:20 am

Posts: 623

But you can't just have NO ONE harmed. :P

I wish my hands weren't sticky.

Why am I even here?

YouTube Twitter Tumblr Steam Discord

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Tue May 02, 2017 3:40 am

Bolting Shaman

The imagination justifies the pimp

Gender: Male

Location: Themis Legal Hell

Rank: Decisive Witness

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:36 am

Posts: 192

Your hands became silly instead

I wish the "no wishing for a million wishes" rule doesn't exist in the genie code

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Tue May 02, 2017 6:24 am

Lone

Gender: Male

Location: Japan

Rank: Decisive Witness

Joined: Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:57 am

Posts: 175

All of them end up backfiring, monkey's paw style

I wish to be super fashionable

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Tue May 02, 2017 6:35 am

Southern Corn

Happy Maria

Gender: None specified

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am

Posts: 4741

You will be,but you can only eat fabric and drink battery acid for the rest of your life. Good luck

I wish I didn't wake up in the afternoon

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Tue May 02, 2017 9:08 am

Bolting Shaman

The imagination justifies the pimp

Gender: Male

Location: Themis Legal Hell

Rank: Decisive Witness

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:36 am

Posts: 192

Yes, you wake up in the afterlife instead

I wish I became an apple and get eaten by a bear

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Tue May 02, 2017 10:40 am

Southern Corn

Happy Maria

Gender: None specified

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am

Posts: 4741

You will. That's bad enough so I won't corrupt it

I wish I would never have to eat or drink ever again.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Wed May 03, 2017 1:31 am

Rehncohro

What's a Court Records?

Gender: Male

Location: Probably Earth

Rank: Prosecutor

Joined: Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:20 am

Posts: 623

But if you never eat or drink again, there are so many things you would never get to enjoy.

Well, technically you already don't have to, it's just there are DEADLY consequences. :P

I wish starting college won't be a freaking nightmare.

Why am I even here?

YouTube Twitter Tumblr Steam Discord

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Wed May 03, 2017 1:38 am

Cesar Zero

Gender: Male

Location: Dominican Republic

Rank: Prosecutor

Joined: Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:06 pm

Posts: 715

It won't, but you will wake up after various years of college to realize it was literally a dream.

I wish to be able to see different timelines.

Signature loading, please wait...

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Wed May 03, 2017 4:50 am

Bolting Shaman

The imagination justifies the pimp

Gender: Male

Location: Themis Legal Hell

Rank: Decisive Witness

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:36 am

Posts: 192

You see yourself in all the different timelines die various horrible tragic deaths

I wish I can eat a shark

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Wed May 03, 2017 5:59 am

Southern Corn

Happy Maria

Gender: None specified

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am

Posts: 4741

Then its mom will eat you

I wish I didn't think I woke up in the afternoon

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Wed May 03, 2017 8:48 am

Bolting Shaman

The imagination justifies the pimp

Gender: Male

Location: Themis Legal Hell

Rank: Decisive Witness

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:36 am

Posts: 192

You stopped thinking

I wish I am not hungry

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Wed May 03, 2017 9:15 am

Southern Corn

Happy Maria

Gender: None specified

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am

Posts: 4741

You're now thirsty instead. You have two days left to live

I wish Knights were studied in more detail

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Wed May 03, 2017 11:42 pm

Rehncohro

What's a Court Records?

Gender: Male

Location: Probably Earth

Rank: Prosecutor

Joined: Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:20 am

Posts: 623

But studying things in more detail leads to learning things you really don't wanna know.

I wish The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya did not show pretty much the same fucking thing several episodes in a row (like, seriously, I know it's a part of the plot but it's far too damn repetitive).

Why am I even here?

YouTube Twitter Tumblr Steam Discord

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Wed May 03, 2017 11:58 pm

Cesar Zero

Gender: Male

Location: Dominican Republic

Rank: Prosecutor

Joined: Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:06 pm

Posts: 715

Granted, now those scenes are replaced with scenes that have nothing to do with the plot and uses tropes you hate.

I wish I knew the answers to all my final exams.

Signature loading, please wait...

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Thu May 04, 2017 6:08 am

Southern Corn

Happy Maria

Gender: None specified

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am

Posts: 4741

The exam is a 100% racist one so you'll be sickened by knowing the answers

I wish I could wake up early

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Thu May 04, 2017 6:52 am

Lone

Gender: Male

Location: Japan

Rank: Decisive Witness

Joined: Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:57 am

Posts: 175

You shall have a screaming madman bang on your window at 6 am every morning

I wish I didn't need pills to de-stress

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Thu May 04, 2017 7:44 am

Southern Corn

Happy Maria

Gender: None specified

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am

Posts: 4741

You'll need alcohol instead

I wish I could eat faster

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Thu May 04, 2017 1:46 pm

Rehncohro

What's a Court Records?

Gender: Male

Location: Probably Earth

Rank: Prosecutor

Joined: Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:20 am

Posts: 623

But when you eat faster, you're more likely to throw up and you'll be in pain and stuff.

I wish my videos would render/upload faster.

Why am I even here?

YouTube Twitter Tumblr Steam Discord

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Thu May 04, 2017 3:31 pm

Southern Corn

Happy Maria

Gender: None specified

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am

Posts: 4741

They would,they'd just be Pewdiepie though

I wish the submarine ending of 999 didn't scare me so damn much.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Thu May 04, 2017 4:45 pm

Lone

Gender: Male

Location: Japan

Rank: Decisive Witness

Joined: Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:57 am

Posts: 175

Now you know no fear… or danger

I wish court-records had more topics I could participate in

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Thu May 04, 2017 4:54 pm

Southern Corn

Happy Maria

Gender: None specified

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am

Posts: 4741

Wow thanks. That was actually really good

They would,but you could only post in it once

I wish my genitalia wasn't so itchy :hotti:

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Thu May 04, 2017 7:10 pm

Bolting Shaman

The imagination justifies the pimp

Gender: Male

Location: Themis Legal Hell

Rank: Decisive Witness

Joined: Wed Jun 04, 2014 7:36 am

Posts: 192

Then your switch to a different gender's genitalia

I wish komodo dragons become socially adaptable animals.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Thu May 04, 2017 11:58 pm

Rehncohro

What's a Court Records?

Gender: Male

Location: Probably Earth

Rank: Prosecutor

Joined: Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:20 am

Posts: 623

But even if the social part is there what's stopping them from being meanies...? :3

I wish my favorite anime characters were real people I knew IRL. :3

Why am I even here?

YouTube Twitter Tumblr Steam Discord

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Fri May 05, 2017 5:58 am

Southern Corn

Happy Maria

Gender: None specified

Rank: Ace Attorney

Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2016 11:42 am

Posts: 4741

They would but then you'd be uglier

I wish I could drink faster

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Fri May 05, 2017 11:41 pm

Rehncohro

What's a Court Records?

Gender: Male

Location: Probably Earth

Rank: Prosecutor

Joined: Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:20 am

Posts: 623

Then you'd end up hurting yourself and explode from having too much liquid in it.

I wish I never got involved in this thread. :P

Why am I even here?

YouTube Twitter Tumblr Steam Discord

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Sat May 06, 2017 12:09 am

Cesar Zero

Gender: Male

Location: Dominican Republic

Rank: Prosecutor

Joined: Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:06 pm

Posts: 715

You don't, but in the time you originally would have spent in this thread you instead witnessed a horrible event that ends up changing your life for the worse.

I wish my favorite AA and Danganronpa characters that have died in canon had survived instead.

Signature loading, please wait...

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Sat May 06, 2017 1:52 am

Rehncohro

What's a Court Records?

Gender: Male

Location: Probably Earth

Rank: Prosecutor

Joined: Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:20 am

Posts: 623

But if they had lived they'd annoy the hell out of everyone else but as Zombies are spooky scary skeletons.

I wish I was more creative with this stuff.

Why am I even here?

YouTube Twitter Tumblr Steam Discord

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Sat May 06, 2017 5:16 am

Lone

Gender: Male

Location: Japan

Rank: Decisive Witness

Joined: Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:57 am

Posts: 175

You shall. But then people stop posting

I wish for my research paper to be done