(Disclaimer: The following piece of fiction does not necessarily reflect the author's opinion on American politics. View with discretion.)
James's eyes nearly bulged out when he saw Trump steal his roast beef sandwich. The act disgusted him so much to the point where he spat out his curly fries and confronted the man immediately, not caring about his identity whatsoever. "You ginormous PIG! What gives you the right to steal my hard earned sandwich like that? Have you no care for the people who work hard all day to earn a living like that? Of course you don't, you gluttonous gourmand! I bet", he said, wagging his finger at Trump, "That you don't even have the slightest of ideas who I am! You have no idea the fame and fortune I happen to possess, do you? I am, of course, world famous director James Clement, and you will not get away with this on my watch!", he shouted, face red, not realising that everyone else was looking at him strangely. Plucking the sandwich back from Trump's hand, he motioned towards the door. "Let's see how you feel after I inform my lawyer, you hateful hog!" With that, he left the Arby's in a hurry, not realising that in fact, Donald Trump had more money and power than him to successfully win the lawsuit and procure all his assets.