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Author:	Unknown Hedgehog [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:13 pm ]
Post subject:	GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog: Bel Air Chorus
In Turnabout Big Top, after Moe tells the "Dr. Seymour Butts" joke, he uses one of the verses from the theme of The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. "But a couple of clowns, they were up to no good, started making trouble in the..."

Author:	grim_tales [ Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:28 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
When Moe made the "Seymour Butts" gag I thought of Moe from The Simpsons (I'm sure thats one of Bart's crank calls to Moe!)

Author:	mario2000 [ Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:25 am ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
Anyone happen to have Matt's whole dialogue when he makes his confession to Phoenix?

Author:	DefenseNeverRests [ Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:07 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
The most classic quote in my opinion is "You're lying dammit, and I can prove it!" by Examine snack stand at Berry Big Circus : They've even got snow cones! : (Who would eat snow cones in the middle of winter?) : Nick, can we get some snow cones? : Look around. There's plenty of snow on the ground. : Yea! Wait a second! There's no syrup! I want syrup! : (Hopefully she doesn't notice that discolored snow in the corner. That's not syrup!)

Author:	The Doctor [ Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:13 am ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
Here's on I just remembered: (Nick! Laugh!) Er...er...Har! Har! Har! Har!

Author:	bluebadger88 [ Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:44 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
i dont know if anyone posted this one yet but some time in case 2 4 second day of trial edgeworth i think you konow where i am going yes i think i know where your going where is everyone going do i need to pack a suitcase? not to funny but good none the less

Author:	Brandon Strong [ Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:22 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
Very poorly paraphrased... presents wrong evidence ...Dude, just a second. I'm gonna call my mom. ...hangs up Well, mister lawyer dude, she said that I shouldnt hang out with people like you. Huh? Go home! Leave me alone!

Author:	DefenseNeverRests [ Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:30 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
Nick is aggrevated with Max. Nick, why are you looking up at the ceiling? I was just thinking about what I should have for lunch. Not the best, but still good.

Author:	Brandon Strong [ Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:06 am ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
I totally just ran across this on my...like...fifth playthrough of 2-3. It made me laugh. (Examine random box in the Big Top) There doesn't seem to be anything here that can help us... not a single clue. You know I've been meaning to ask you... What exactly do you mean when you say "clue"? What are you looking for? ... A bloody chainsaw for instance... Well there's definitely not one of those here...

Author:	bluebadger88 [ Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:21 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
its when you examine the tarp in the third case i cant remember the exact words but here it is ( with out gumshoe) * examine tarp* Nick be carefull there hiding the murderer under there whaaaaaaaaaa ( or something like that) oh all i wanted was to scare you ( or something like that) in mind: < i guess she dind't notice the freacked out loom on my face> its okay what it sucks fool

Author:	DetectiveTomDamron [ Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:20 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
SilverZephyr wrote: Meh, don't remember exact quotes, but from when Phoenix had amnesia: What's so important about this business card? ->The front This card tells everyone who I am! It even told ME that I'm Phoenix Wright! ........... Did you not know that? Nope! i put that saying on my myspace....best quote EVA

Author:	ZeroShift [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:53 am ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
i dont remember these quotes from edgeworth, but if you know it, please correct me "There are good and bad people in the world, but every single one deserves an acquittal and a fair trial" "It looks as though Wright is about to debunk the bunker buster" also, i found a typo im new here, so i dont know what's old/new here

Author:	grim_tales [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:37 am ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
The part when you give the judge the business card in 2-1, and he says "How nice. Please have one of mine", and the quote that Nick didnt know who he was is hilarious :D I also loved the part when you're trying to prove the phone is Wellington's but you say "No further questions" or something instead of raising an obkection near the end (can't remember exactly which bit). But its far more dramatic if you do that.

Author:	The Doctor [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:59 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
I always thought that Gumshoe meant to say "half", to show that that's how he pronounced "have." I'm probably wrong.

Author:	LuigiHann [ Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:02 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
The Doctor wrote: I always thought that Gumshoe meant to say "half", to show that that's how he pronounced "have." I'm probably wrong. It's possible, but I'd think that if they intended it, they would have used "hafta" or something.

Author:	DefenseNeverRests [ Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:44 am ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
I, too, found a typo. Except, it was in 2-3. You were trying to prove that Acro is the killer. After presenting your theory, the view is now on Acro. He is, once again, in a calm state. Phoenix thinks, (Does she bother to even listen to me anymore?!). The problem is obviously the SHE part. He couldn't have been talking about Franziska because she was distraught after you explain the theory.

Author:	DramaticaXIV2 [ Sat Sep 29, 2007 6:38 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
grim_tales wrote: AA Case 3, when you meet the pervy director, who starts asking Maya about "cosplay" :D It's just stupid/funny. Also when he says that "RTFC" stands for "Read The Film Credits". Er.. I dont think it quite stands for that :D Also in 1-3, Phoenix says Spoiler: (in reference to Cody not being able to deal with the Steel Samurai losing) - "HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" - surely a parody of Tom Cruise saying "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" Not to be rude or anything, but GS2 Quotes,

Author:	DefenseNeverRests [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:06 am ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
Engarde's_Shoe wrote: grim_tales wrote: AA Case 3, when you meet the pervy director, who starts asking Maya about "cosplay" :D It's just stupid/funny. Also when he says that "RTFC" stands for "Read The Film Credits". Er.. I dont think it quite stands for that :D Also in 1-3, Phoenix says Spoiler: (in reference to Cody not being able to deal with the Steel Samurai losing) - "HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" - surely a parody of Tom Cruise saying "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" Not to be rude or anything, but GS2 Quotes, grim_tales also said he couldn't find a thread for GS1 quotes. So, maybe a thread for GS1 quotes should be made.

Author:	Godot is 1337 [ Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:39 am ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
: "WTF are j00 d00ds doing here" literally the best line in all of case 3 in GS1

Author:	Boot To The Head [ Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:43 am ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
: "they shoot ya for that in Texas". one of my favorite quotes XD

Author:	Hoshi [ Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:38 am ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
"Smile, you're on candid camera." Five non-existant dollars to anyone who gets what Phoenix was referencing in that line.

Author:	ShyTenda [ Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:18 am ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
Candid Camera (duh)

Author:	Boot To The Head [ Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:21 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
:UUUUUUUURRRRAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOGGGGHHHHH the most awsome breakdown in all of phoenix wright XD

Author:	Wrestlemania [ Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:01 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
It's funny as hell until you realize what he's talking about. But if you don't, it's just plain hilarious IMO: Phoenix: "She's right, I whip it out at the drop of a hat". Topic of conver. is in the spoiler tag below: Spoiler: Phoenix talking about his badge, if you present it to Maya at Wright & Co. Law Offices in Turnabout Big Top.

Author:	ShyTenda [ Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:30 am ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
Wrestlemania wrote: It's funny as hell until you realize what he's talking about. But if you don't, it's just plain hilarious IMO: Phoenix: "She's right, I whip it out at the drop of a hat". Topic of conver. is in the spoiler tag below: Spoiler: Phoenix talking about his badge, if you present it to Maya at Wright & Co. Law Offices in Turnabout Big Top. IMO, the topic makes it funnier.

Author:	Venom [ Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:51 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
(Talking about the Baseball glove) What's special about this glove? Umm.. never really thought about it. It's REALLY yellow ... and that's about it. The first case is already making me laugh

Author:	Wrestlemania [ Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:10 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
Just remembered one: Bailiff, I don’t care who it is, smack anyone who’s loud in the face! Twice if you must! And also... I... I... I object… For objection’s sake… I think that's the first time Franziska actually says anything truly stupid. It reminds me of Edgeworth's "That was... objectionable!" from PW: AA.

Author:	DefenseNeverRests [ Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:46 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
(You think people learn how to call the police in COLLEGE?!)

Author:	Messy [ Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:34 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
ProsecutorLevia wrote: From Case 2, well of course one of my faves has to do with Gumshoe, Phoenix and Pearls: Hey there little girl. Would you like to see a real "pistol"? WHA?! ? It's something along the lines of that, can't remember the full quote off the top of my head. I know Phoenix says something to stop him but I don't remember what it was, LOL. But it's dang hilarious. That was one of my favourite moments. Gumshoe does the same thing to pearl again when Morgon is heading to the police station, he dosn't get very far with a very annoyed Morgan staring at him.

Author:	Wrestlemania [ Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:08 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
Messy wrote: ProsecutorLevia wrote: From Case 2, well of course one of my faves has to do with Gumshoe, Phoenix and Pearls: Hey there little girl. Would you like to see a real "pistol"? WHA?! ? It's something along the lines of that, can't remember the full quote off the top of my head. I know Phoenix says something to stop him but I don't remember what it was, LOL. But it's dang hilarious. That was one of my favourite moments. Gumshoe does the same thing to pearl again when Morgon is heading to the police station, he dosn't get very far with a very annoyed Morgan staring at him. And pulling him by the ear, of course.

Author:	DefenseNeverRests [ Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:26 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
Referring to "Ini" (If Lotta wanted a mysterious phenomenon, it's right here.)

Author:	Wrestlemania [ Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:13 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
Looks like you just won the award for Biggest Failure in Court. Ouch… Biggest Failure in Court… That stings! In recognition of your honor, let me bestow you with my special prize! (penalty given). Possibly the biggest insult in the SERIES. I can't help but think there's a deleted scene where Franziska von Karma gets a penalty for saying that, or Phoenix Wright runs out of court crying. Personally, this is much different, so I feel I SHOULD do a double post... but I don't want to upset the Admin's That Be, now do I? present Gumshoe with Wendy Oldbag's profile in JFA, in Corrida's room (don't think I need to say it, but... case 4) I thought she was an alien from outer space! Yeah, probably because she's wearing that strange helmet. Nah, even with her helmet off, I thought she was an alien, pal. ... I think that's probably best kept to yourself, if you know what I mean... Gotta love the variety of smilies, now, if there was only an angry judge, a standard Young Mia, an angry Gumshoe, and about 1000 other smilies I should be mentioning, then we'd be making some progress!!!.......... kidding.... 'cept the smilies mentioned.... and the progress................. I'm leaving now.

Author:	Unknown Hedgehog [ Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:21 am ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
In Farewell, My Turnabout, while questioning Spoiler: Shelly de Killer , after shouting "Alright then, just cough it up and confess," if you don't present evidence, Saibancho the Judge will say that your line of questioning was another waste of time. "Sadly for us, that's the nature of Wright and Wrong." snigger Get it!? Wright...and Wrong!?

Author:	Wrestlemania [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:38 am ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
This isn't fully funny, but it IS pretty interesting (and also an optional scene, but since there's spoilers, for case 4 of JFA, I have to use the tag. sigh...) Spoiler: Part 1-2: Investigation. Present Celeste Inpax's profile to Matt Engarde Also, I shall post important actions, as the characters perform them. ... ...? ... Um... What's wrong? How much do you know...? Wh-What do you mean "how much"...? ...Mr. Lawyer. I may be your client... But... I hope you will keep yourself out of my personal life. (Matt starts dialing on his wrist-phone) A-Ah, no, I would never... (talking on phone) ... ... (still on phone for the remaining lines) Now, if you'll excuse me... I have a lunch appointment I have to keep... (Matt leaves) (You're in DETENTION! Who in the world are you going to eat lunch with!? The security guard!?) Mr. Nick...? This Celeste Inpax lady... Somehow, I get the feeling she is a very important person in all this... After this scene, you can't talk to Matt for the rest of part 1-2.

Author:	grim_tales [ Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:43 am ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
I like this part: 2-2 SPOILERS Spoiler: :phoenix: (to Franziska): You withheld evidence on purpose from this court! That's.. that's... THAT'S NOT FAIR! :D It's just the way he says it.

Author:	Kitana [ Sun Oct 21, 2007 2:27 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
: Nick... What's rocksores? or something to that effect xD

Author:	Wrestlemania [ Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:10 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
That's PW:AA, not JFA. WOULD SOMEONE PUT A TOPIC LIKE THIS ON THE PW:AA BOARDS??? lol. A SECOND insult I found, this time, with Edgeworth stating it to Phoenix... again, in court. Copied from my pre-typed version on my comp (my source of random notes of interest. lol) Case: JFA case 4. Spoiler: Spoils the answer to one of the questions asked in court How to get it: In court, during Adrian’s first time as a witness, you will at one point ask why the real killer would rip the button off of Juan’s chest. Respond “To have a memento of the crime”. Lines: (thinking) Maybe this was the criminal’s first crime and since it went so well, (still thinking) The person wanted something as a memento… (shakes head) Wright… (button image pops up, Edgeworth pointing at Phoenix) I’ll give this button to you as a memento. (generic stance) Huh? (slams hand on table) A reminder to never set foot in another court of law again for as long as you live! (nods) Yes… I think it would be for the best if you stayed away from the attorney’s bench (penalty given). (sweating) W-W-Wait! Please, Your Honor! I… I’ll get it right this time! I’m sure of it! (Repeating former lines) (surprised) Mr. Wright! Does this mean… (angry) Does this mean you know what the murderer wanted to do with this button!? What was it!? (Choices given) (End lines)

Author:	Keruri [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:44 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
I'm currently replaying JFA. I'll take screenshots of some of these~

Author:	RichieTheRabbid [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 7:38 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
From 2-4. Probally not entirely correct but it's something like... Think about it Phoenix. It wasn't a Bright Red Guitar in the Guitar case You mean it was a bright WHITE guitar in the guitar case!?

Author:	*Yuki-rin* [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:37 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: GS2 Quotes, For Interesting/Funny Dialog [SPOILERS]
Some of Judge's quotes XD from 2-2 Hm? The 'U.K.'? Was that her boyfriend's initials? 2-3 M-M-Money's room? You mean a room they put money, like a bank vault? ... 2-2 again (When did I become the poster boy for "How Not to Make a First Impression"...?) Poooor Nick!!!! à___à and one of Franziska Interesting, you have a semi-intelligent look on your face. why are people so cruel to Nick...??? it's unfair u__ù anyway, that quote made me laugh so much! xD it must be the "semi-intelligent" adjective!

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