I like the part in 3-3 when you go into the Criminal Affairs Dept. and some suspenseful music starts.
Officer: But my female penpal - 1337AznPrIncesz!!
Chief: You can do that later!
Officer: NOOOOOO! AznPrIncesz!!!!!!

:D :D

What does 1337 mean though?

bennfier typo huh i thought it was a reference to Hollywood with brad pit an d angelina jolie
no that brinjolie not up on clerbeit gossip because imdetil after that he mention tomkat

Butz: I was at that lodge out in the mountains, looking up at the stars that night.
Edgeworth: HOLD IT! ...
Judge: What ever is the matter, Mr. Edgeworth?
Edgeworth: This one single statement is so full of contradictions... For a moment there, I thought I was going to collapse.
Judge: Hmm...
Von Karma: So, witness? Any idea as to where these contradictions in your testimony lie? Depending on your answer... I may let my whip have its way.
Butz: OK, give me a minute... Well, it was snowing that night so I couldn't possibly have seen the stars. That run-down shack is hardly a "lodge," is it...? And even if the stars could be seen, it isn't like I was there to look at them, right?
Edgeworth: ...
Von Karma: See? You can do it if you try.
Butz: Heh heh heh...
[whip-crack]
Butz: Ou-Ou-Ou-Ouch!

ARE...!
YOU...!
HIGH! The girl! She's really high up in this picture!

It has to have been said a lot by now, but I've replayed T&T three times (with at least a couple months between each playthrough, obviously) and it took me by surprise every time.

This happens when you present Phoenix's profile to Maya during 2-2, after talking about her mother and Pearl and all that:

When did you first get that porcupine cut?

...Um, it's been like this ever since I was a little kid.

What? You mean that's the way your hair is naturally?

I though you had some sort of special "Phoenix Cut" deal with the barber.

I mean... You usually only see hair like that in a video game.

(Is my hair really that wierd-looking?)

This is the very first time I've ever seen someone get the lines right, and the characters wrong. (Edgeworth, Franziska, and the Judge's Brother, are who you were looking for)

Quotes from case two:

Pedo Bear reference.

In a video game.

What has the world come to?

Show Godot's profile to Larry.

:I'm really sorry, Nick! I swear I want to change my ways. But the thing is... I just don't have any interest in men.

: (This guy really needs to get his mind out of the gutter...)

Ha ha, the funny thing is, that's his "backup statement" when he's in the Security Room. You know, the statement someone makes when you show them something for which they have no script. He also says that with Mask DeMasque (earlier he wonders if it's a girl under there), Ron DeLite, and Luke Atmey.

... Poor guy.

Well, I do agree with everyone here.
The localization team is BRILLIANT/WONDERFUL/<put your adjective here> !
And that's why I don't even want to touch a French version of the games... (I'm French, so that would be normal to do so ^^)
I mean, we absolutely don't have the impression this was translated from another language... Maybe that's because I'm French, and then some things might not sounds weird to me, but when I play AA, I just feel that's genuine English, as if it was originally written in this language.
And the dialogues are soooo brilliant too, as brilliant as the people who translated them actually...

I plan on replaying both 4 games once I'm over with them, and will try to keep a notebook, in which I will write down every legendary line of dialogue... But in a way, I'm kinda afraid, since almost very single line is but lengendary (well, I think the whole games are legendary ^^).

Thank you so much for everybody who posted some of them on this topic ^^
I really love Godot's ones, especially his wonderful lines about life and such, like the first one he says in 3-2, at the beginning of Ron's trial... just excellent !


By the way, I also have a question...
I recently bought the Japanese version of the first AA... apparently, there is an English translation included. Can someone who has tried the Japanese version tell me if their translation is as good as the one in the US version ?

Bikini: Well, well, well. Let's not dilly-dally shilly-shally. You must get ready for tonight.

Also, I have no idea what he's trying to say (haven't moved on yet) but this Luke Atmey line:

"Shall we say the figurative Sir William will be dropping his panties before lunchtime."


I don't know what that means, but it's hilarious and just Luke's entire presentation kicks ass XD

I heard the English version of the Japanese version isn't as good from a spelling and grammar point of view, but it keeps the Japanese jokes (I think), so there you go.

Don't quote me on that, though.

The "Know your role and shut your mouth" line from

That was directed at "Filly," right? I loved that.
What does it have to do with wrestling, though?