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Author: | ShadowEdgeworth [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:29 am ] |
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(I'm not sure if this can be an Edgey quote but it sure was funny!) Edgeworth: Are- Franziska: You- Judge: High! The girl in this picture, she's really high! and, Edgeworth: (Was it the power of my glare that broke that lock?) |
Author: | crouton [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:01 pm ] |
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ShadowEdgeworth wrote: Edgeworth: (Was it the power of my glare that broke that lock?) LOL, I love that one. XD |
Author: | BlackJack [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:46 pm ] |
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ShadowEdgeworth wrote: Edgeworth: Are- Franziska: You- Judge: High! The girl in this picture, she's really high! When that happened in the game, it literally made me lol. Looks weird when you're on a bus. |
Author: | Feenie_Polly [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:04 pm ] |
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Ahhh one of my fav edgey quotes xDD Right after you break one of Larry's locks Butz:Ah...AHHHHHHHHH! *5 PSYCHE-LOCKS* Edgeworth:...Nooooooooooooooooooo! Gumshoe: Wh-What's wrong, sir? Edgeworth: D-Does this mean I have to do it all over again? Butz:Wh-Why are you glaring at me like I'm next to be hit by a bolt of lightning!? Edgeworth: (I've just about had it with this harlequin...) (If I really want to drag the truth out of him...) (...I'll just have to drag him to the witness stand!) .... |
Author: | Essa_L_M.E [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:29 am ] |
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Spoiler: |
Author: | Pierre [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:55 am ] |
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To somehow put it.....roughly. I was at that lodge out in the mountains, looking up at the stars that night. HOLD IT! ... What ever is the matter, Mr. Edgeworth? This one single statement is so full of contradictions... For a moment there, I thought I was going to collapse. Hmm... The facts are wrong....that causes Edgeworth physical pain. Also I like This piece of evidence contradicts the testimony I fail to see how... Well done your honour! I was testing you! And Again..... This piece of evidence contradicts the testimony It does....? *desk slam* Excuse me your honour! You just said it did! Hehe that cheatin Edgey. |
Author: | PurplePoctopus [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:59 pm ] |
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God that's funny. Hmmm I don't know if anyone's said this yet, (and I am paraphrasing) but I didn't say that outloud. thank god for inner monologue |
Author: | Lunaria42 [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:18 pm ] |
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KlemaFan16 wrote: God that's funny. Hmmm I don't know if anyone's said this yet, (and I am paraphrasing) but I didn't say that outloud. thank god for inner monologue That is the best. Edgeworth is such a dork. |
Author: | PurplePoctopus [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:32 pm ] |
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yeah. and his inner monologues are almost better than Feenie's |
Author: | BlackJack [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:00 pm ] |
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Herr Blondie wrote: This piece of evidence contradicts the testimony I fail to see how... Well done your honour! I was testing you! And Again..... This piece of evidence contradicts the testimony It does....? *desk slam* Excuse me your honour! You just said it did! : DON'T PLAY MIND GAMES WITH ME! |
Author: | Essa_L_M.E [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:01 am ] |
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Got these from the GK Demo... Spoiler: |
Author: | BlackJack [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:24 am ] |
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Essa_L_M.E wrote: Got these from the GK Demo... Spoiler: Teacups are serious business. |
Author: | Orange [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:26 am ] |
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Essa_L_M.E wrote: Spoiler: Fix'd. :3 |
Author: | PurplePoctopus [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:03 pm ] |
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there's one I remember, but I can't like... get the words right. it's something like Why do I have this sinking feeling? is this how wright feels all the time? |
Author: | Kritte [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:13 am ] |
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Sadly for us, Your Honor. That is the nature of Wright and wrong. |
Author: | Orange [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:35 am ] |
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Kritte wrote: Sadly for us, Your Honor. That is the nature of Wright and wrong. OMG, that's such a bad line. I can't even believe he said that when I saw that for the first time. xD |
Author: | BlackJack [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:40 am ] |
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Orange wrote: Kritte wrote: Sadly for us, Your Honor. That is the nature of Wright and wrong. OMG, that's such a bad line. I can't even believe he said that when I saw that for the first time. xD Bad as in "Cool"? Like Michael Jackson "Bad"? Or Bad as in "Awful"? |
Author: | Milady Midori [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:43 am ] |
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BlackJack wrote: Orange wrote: Kritte wrote: Sadly for us, Your Honor. That is the nature of Wright and wrong. OMG, that's such a bad line. I can't even believe he said that when I saw that for the first time. xD Bad as in "Cool"? Like Michael Jackson "Bad"? Or Bad as in "Awful"? |
Author: | BlackJack [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:44 am ] |
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Milady Midori wrote: BlackJack wrote: Orange wrote: OMG, that's such a bad line. I can't even believe he said that when I saw that for the first time. xD Bad as in "Cool"? Like Michael Jackson "Bad"? Or Bad as in "Awful"? Is that Wright? How cheap. How tasteless. He's not as witty as I'd thought. I've lost all respect for him. |
Author: | Orange [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:46 am ] |
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Milady Midori wrote: BlackJack wrote: Orange wrote: OMG, that's such a bad line. I can't even believe he said that when I saw that for the first time. xD Bad as in "Cool"? Like Michael Jackson "Bad"? Or Bad as in "Awful"? Yes, I concur. Sadly, it's the latter of "bad". xD I was all, 'GOD MILES. Did you really just make that joke?'. xD |
Author: | Nii [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:50 am ] |
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"What was the point of that pregnant pause?!" I snorted at that one. xD |
Author: | Milady Midori [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:58 am ] |
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BlackJack wrote: Milady Midori wrote: BlackJack wrote: Bad as in "Cool"? Like Michael Jackson "Bad"? Bad as in "OMG Edgey used a Wright/right pun!" At least for me.Or Bad as in "Awful"? Is that Wright? How cheap. How tasteless. He's not as witty as I'd thought. I've lost all respect for him. |
Author: | Jean Descole [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:20 pm ] |
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When you're sexalicious as Edgeworth, you're allowed a few silly moments. Though that wasn't the first time he made a play on Wright's name. Spoiler: courtesy of Xcarvenger |
Author: | BlackJack [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:23 pm ] |
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Adrian in black wrote: When you're sexalicious as Edgeworth, you're allowed a few silly moments. Though that wasn't the first time he made a play on Wright's name. Spoiler: courtesy of Xcarvenger "Sexalicious"? |
Author: | Jean Descole [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:36 pm ] |
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Yes. |
Author: | MrCheeze [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:43 pm ] |
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Adrian in black wrote: When you're sexalicious as Edgeworth, you're allowed a few silly moments. Though that wasn't the first time he made a play on Wright's name. Spoiler: courtesy of Xcarvenger When did he say that? |
Author: | BlackJack [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:28 pm ] |
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Adrian in black wrote: Yes. lol OK, then. |
Author: | crouton [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:40 pm ] |
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Adrian in black wrote: Yes. Totally. |
Author: | Jean Descole [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:11 pm ] |
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MrCheeze wrote: Adrian in black wrote: When you're sexalicious as Edgeworth, you're allowed a few silly moments. Though that wasn't the first time he made a play on Wright's name. Spoiler: courtesy of Xcarvenger When did he say that? In 2-4, when you're about to name Juan's "true" murderer on the first day in court. If you present the wrong person, you get the above dialogue. |
Author: | BlackJack [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:22 pm ] |
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Adrian in black wrote: MrCheeze wrote: Adrian in black wrote: When you're sexalicious as Edgeworth, you're allowed a few silly moments. Though that wasn't the first time he made a play on Wright's name. Spoiler: courtesy of Xcarvenger When did he say that? In 2-4, when you're about to name Juan's "true" murderer on the first day in court. If you present the wrong person, you get the above dialogue. I guess just most people don't miss that part. lol |
Author: | Jean Descole [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:39 pm ] |
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Well, there is replay value in fudging up answers. Sometimes I'll press every statement or present the wrong piece of evidence just to see the different responses. |
Author: | BlackJack [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:41 pm ] |
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Adrian in black wrote: Well, there is replay value in fudging up answers. Sometimes I'll press every statement or present the wrong piece of evidence just to see the different responses. I don't present the wrong evidence in court because I hate losing/replaying but I usually press on everything even if I already know the answer. |
Author: | chraiden [ Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:04 pm ] |
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"I object! That was...objectionable!" No doubt his most deperate moment. |
Author: | Raknathal [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:21 am ] |
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I'm surprised no one has said this one yet. In 2-4... Spoiler: |
Author: | KillerGoldFish [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:24 pm ] |
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I really love his Spoiler: |
Author: | EvianBubble [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:55 pm ] |
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Adrian in black wrote: Well, there is replay value in fudging up answers. Sometimes I'll press every statement or present the wrong piece of evidence just to see the different responses. Oh em gee, I do that too. I thought I was the only one. Anyways ... OT: Okay, Wright! First you're right, now you're wrong!? Which is it!? |
Author: | carbon monoxide [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:20 pm ] |
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Technically, it was in GS3, but it's still hilarious. "Why didn't you tell me that sooner? See, this is why your salary keeps getting cut!" Directed towards Gumshoe in 3-5. |
Author: | Pearl the Barrister [ Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:54 pm ] |
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crouton wrote: Lind_L_Tailor wrote: "Do I really inspire that kind of frothing desire amongst the female masses?" YES. XD Urgh, I wish I could remember it word-for-word, but the one where he says to Phoenix something about being "saddled with unnecessary feelings." XD Here it is, from 1-3: -Edgeworth In retrospect, it would have been better had we not met. -Edgeworth Thanks to you, I am saddled with unnecessary... feelings. -Phoenix Unnecessary feelings? -Edgeworth Yes. Unease... and uncertainty. -Phoenix Aren't those kind of necessary? -Edgeworth They only serve to get in my way. Here are some from 2-4: Edgeworth: Do you have any idea what you have stupidly, yet inadvertently done!? --------------------------------- Edgeworth: These trials would be over in half the time if you would just pay attention. ----------------------------------- Edgeworth: Maybe YOU should be stripped naked and run out for making a mockery of this court! ------------------------- Edgeworth: *OBJECTION!* Edgeworth: Wh-What are you mumbling to yourself about now!? Edgeworth: Have you just been rambling all this time without any sense of inner monologue!? --------------------------- Edgeworth: Um... What she said, Wright! Or should I say... Baboon-boy! ------------------------- Edgeworth: Hmph. More than the witness' credibility, Edgeworth: perhaps you should be worrying about your legal standing, or should I say, falling? -------------------------- Edgeworth: There is no way for the defense to debunk this photo, even with a bunker buster. --------------------------- Edgeworth: I think that's enough of a "warm welcome" for someone you haven't seen in a year... |
Author: | Orange [ Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:51 am ] |
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Pearl the Barrister wrote: Edgeworth: Um... What she said, Wright! Or should I say... Baboon-boy! When the hell was this one!? xD Pearl the Barrister wrote: Edgeworth: There is no way for the defense to debunk this photo, even with a bunker buster. I could never understand this one~ I mean, WHAT? xDDDD |
Author: | EvianBubble [ Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:34 pm ] |
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Phoenix: *slam desk* ... Judge: Yes, Mr. Wright? Phoenix: I was hoping I'd come up with a question while pounding on my desk. I didn't. Judge: ... You have my sympathies. [...] OBJECTION! Edgeworth: ... Judge: Yes, Mr. Edgeworth? Edgeworth: I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, Your Honor ... I didn't. Judge: I see ... Very well. OBJECTION! Edgeworth: Your Honor! I request that the witness testify again! Vasquez: You are the prosecutor, are you not? Why are you badgering me? I'm your witness! [...] Judge: What exactly did you want her to testify about? Edgeworth: Mmmph! Well, yes, um ... ... Indeed! Verily, I say ... Ergo! Edgeworth rules |
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