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Author:  ShadowEdgeworth [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:29 am ]
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(I'm not sure if this can be an Edgey quote but it sure was funny!)

Edgeworth: Are-
Franziska: You-
Judge: High! The girl in this picture, she's really high!

and,

Edgeworth: (Was it the power of my glare that broke that lock?)

Author:  crouton [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:01 pm ]
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ShadowEdgeworth wrote:
Edgeworth: (Was it the power of my glare that broke that lock?)


LOL, I love that one. XD

Author:  BlackJack [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:46 pm ]
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ShadowEdgeworth wrote:
Edgeworth: Are-
Franziska: You-
Judge: High! The girl in this picture, she's really high!

When that happened in the game, it literally made me lol. Looks weird when you're on a bus. :gant:

Author:  Feenie_Polly [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:04 pm ]
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Ahhh one of my fav edgey quotes xDD Right after you break one of Larry's locks

Butz:Ah...AHHHHHHHHH!

*5 PSYCHE-LOCKS*

Edgeworth:...Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Gumshoe: Wh-What's wrong, sir?

Edgeworth: D-Does this mean I have to do it all over again?

Butz:Wh-Why are you glaring at me like I'm next to be hit by a bolt of lightning!?

Edgeworth: (I've just about had it with this harlequin...)

(If I really want to drag the truth out of him...)

(...I'll just have to drag him to the witness stand!)

.... :edgeworth:

Author:  Essa_L_M.E [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:29 am ]
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Spoiler:
Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth Chooses Death :(

Author:  Pierre [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:55 am ]
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To somehow put it.....roughly.

:larry2: I was at that lodge out in the mountains, looking up at the stars that night.

:edgeworth: HOLD IT! ...

:udgy: What ever is the matter, Mr. Edgeworth?

:edgeworth: This one single statement is so full of contradictions... For a moment there, I thought I was going to collapse.

:udgy: Hmm...

The facts are wrong....that causes Edgeworth physical pain.

Also I like

:edgeworth: This piece of evidence contradicts the testimony

:udgy: I fail to see how...

:edgeworth: Well done your honour! I was testing you!

And Again.....

:edgeworth: This piece of evidence contradicts the testimony

:udgy: It does....?

:edgeworth: *desk slam* Excuse me your honour! You just said it did!

Hehe that cheatin Edgey.

Author:  PurplePoctopus [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:59 pm ]
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God that's funny. Hmmm I don't know if anyone's said this yet, (and I am paraphrasing)

but I didn't say that outloud. thank god for inner monologue

Author:  Lunaria42 [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:18 pm ]
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KlemaFan16 wrote:
God that's funny. Hmmm I don't know if anyone's said this yet, (and I am paraphrasing)

but I didn't say that outloud. thank god for inner monologue


That is the best. Edgeworth is such a dork.

Author:  PurplePoctopus [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:32 pm ]
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yeah. and his inner monologues are almost better than Feenie's

Author:  BlackJack [ Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:00 pm ]
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Herr Blondie wrote:
:edgeworth: This piece of evidence contradicts the testimony

:udgy: I fail to see how...

:edgeworth: Well done your honour! I was testing you!

And Again.....

:edgeworth: This piece of evidence contradicts the testimony

:udgy: It does....?

:edgeworth: *desk slam* Excuse me your honour! You just said it did!

:bro: : DON'T PLAY MIND GAMES WITH ME!

Author:  Essa_L_M.E [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:01 am ]
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Got these from the GK Demo...

Spoiler:
:edgeworth: Damn you culprit! Your broke my teacups!
:eh?: Wow your mad now sir..
:edgeworth: Those were rare tea-cups Only found in England!

and...

:eh?: If you want to talk to me press the partner button!
:edgy: (I might try talking to you if i get bored...)

Author:  BlackJack [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:24 am ]
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Essa_L_M.E wrote:
Got these from the GK Demo...

Spoiler:
:edgeworth: Damn you culprit! Your broke my teacups!
:eh?: Wow your mad now sir..
:edgeworth: Those were rare tea-cups Only found in England!

and...

:eh?: If you want to talk to me press the partner button!
:edgy: (I might try talking to you if i get bored...)

Teacups are serious business.

Author:  Orange [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:26 am ]
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Essa_L_M.E wrote:
Spoiler:
Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth Chooses Death ©

Fix'd. :3

Author:  PurplePoctopus [ Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:03 pm ]
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there's one I remember, but I can't like... get the words right. it's something like

Why do I have this sinking feeling? is this how wright feels all the time?

Author:  Kritte [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:13 am ]
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Sadly for us, Your Honor. That is the nature of Wright and wrong.

Author:  Orange [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:35 am ]
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Kritte wrote:
Sadly for us, Your Honor. That is the nature of Wright and wrong.

OMG, that's such a bad line. I can't even believe he said that when I saw that for the first time. xD

Author:  BlackJack [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:40 am ]
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Orange wrote:
Kritte wrote:
Sadly for us, Your Honor. That is the nature of Wright and wrong.

OMG, that's such a bad line. I can't even believe he said that when I saw that for the first time. xD

Bad as in "Cool"? Like Michael Jackson "Bad"?

Or Bad as in "Awful"?

Author:  Milady Midori [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:43 am ]
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BlackJack wrote:
Orange wrote:
Kritte wrote:
Sadly for us, Your Honor. That is the nature of Wright and wrong.

OMG, that's such a bad line. I can't even believe he said that when I saw that for the first time. xD

Bad as in "Cool"? Like Michael Jackson "Bad"?

Or Bad as in "Awful"?
Bad as in "OMG Edgey used a Wright/right pun!" :beef: At least for me.

Author:  BlackJack [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:44 am ]
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Milady Midori wrote:
BlackJack wrote:
Orange wrote:
OMG, that's such a bad line. I can't even believe he said that when I saw that for the first time. xD

Bad as in "Cool"? Like Michael Jackson "Bad"?

Or Bad as in "Awful"?
Bad as in "OMG Edgey used a Wright/right pun!" :beef: At least for me.

Is that Wright? How cheap. How tasteless. He's not as witty as I'd thought. I've lost all respect for him.
:javado:

Author:  Orange [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:46 am ]
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Milady Midori wrote:
BlackJack wrote:
Orange wrote:
OMG, that's such a bad line. I can't even believe he said that when I saw that for the first time. xD

Bad as in "Cool"? Like Michael Jackson "Bad"?

Or Bad as in "Awful"?
Bad as in "OMG Edgey used a Wright/right pun!" :beef: At least for me.

Yes, I concur. Sadly, it's the latter of "bad". xD

I was all, 'GOD MILES. Did you really just make that joke?'. xD

Author:  Nii [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:50 am ]
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"What was the point of that pregnant pause?!"

I snorted at that one. xD

Author:  Milady Midori [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:58 am ]
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BlackJack wrote:
Milady Midori wrote:
BlackJack wrote:
Bad as in "Cool"? Like Michael Jackson "Bad"?

Or Bad as in "Awful"?
Bad as in "OMG Edgey used a Wright/right pun!" :beef: At least for me.

Is that Wright? How cheap. How tasteless. He's not as witty as I'd thought. I've lost all respect for him.
:javado:
Just not really something I would imagine Edgey saying. Then again he does have his silly moments.

Author:  Jean Descole [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:20 pm ]
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When you're sexalicious as Edgeworth, you're allowed a few silly moments.

Though that wasn't the first time he made a play on Wright's name.

Spoiler: courtesy of Xcarvenger
x Edgeworth:
x Wright.
x
x Edgeworth:
x Which of these four doesn't
x belong here?
x Up, down, left, Wright.
x
x Phoenix:
x Um, "Wright"?
x
x Edgeworth:
x Thank you, I feel much better.
x I'm relieved to know you can
x at least pick that much out.
x
x Edgeworth:
x I worry about you. You seem
x to fail every time you try to
x make logical sense!

Author:  BlackJack [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:23 pm ]
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Adrian in black wrote:
When you're sexalicious as Edgeworth, you're allowed a few silly moments.

Though that wasn't the first time he made a play on Wright's name.

Spoiler: courtesy of Xcarvenger
x Edgeworth:
x Wright.
x
x Edgeworth:
x Which of these four doesn't
x belong here?
x Up, down, left, Wright.
x
x Phoenix:
x Um, "Wright"?
x
x Edgeworth:
x Thank you, I feel much better.
x I'm relieved to know you can
x at least pick that much out.
x
x Edgeworth:
x I worry about you. You seem
x to fail every time you try to
x make logical sense!

"Sexalicious"? :yuusaku:

Author:  Jean Descole [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:36 pm ]
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Yes.

Author:  MrCheeze [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:43 pm ]
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Adrian in black wrote:
When you're sexalicious as Edgeworth, you're allowed a few silly moments.

Though that wasn't the first time he made a play on Wright's name.

Spoiler: courtesy of Xcarvenger
x Edgeworth:
x Wright.
x
x Edgeworth:
x Which of these four doesn't
x belong here?
x Up, down, left, Wright.
x
x Phoenix:
x Um, "Wright"?
x
x Edgeworth:
x Thank you, I feel much better.
x I'm relieved to know you can
x at least pick that much out.
x
x Edgeworth:
x I worry about you. You seem
x to fail every time you try to
x make logical sense!

When did he say that?

Author:  BlackJack [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:28 pm ]
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Adrian in black wrote:
Yes.

lol OK, then. :edgy:

Author:  crouton [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:40 pm ]
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Adrian in black wrote:
Yes.


Totally. :think:

Author:  Jean Descole [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:11 pm ]
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MrCheeze wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:
When you're sexalicious as Edgeworth, you're allowed a few silly moments.

Though that wasn't the first time he made a play on Wright's name.

Spoiler: courtesy of Xcarvenger
x Edgeworth:
x Wright.
x
x Edgeworth:
x Which of these four doesn't
x belong here?
x Up, down, left, Wright.
x
x Phoenix:
x Um, "Wright"?
x
x Edgeworth:
x Thank you, I feel much better.
x I'm relieved to know you can
x at least pick that much out.
x
x Edgeworth:
x I worry about you. You seem
x to fail every time you try to
x make logical sense!

When did he say that?


In 2-4, when you're about to name Juan's "true" murderer on the first day in court. If you present the wrong person, you get the above dialogue.

Author:  BlackJack [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:22 pm ]
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Adrian in black wrote:
MrCheeze wrote:
Adrian in black wrote:
When you're sexalicious as Edgeworth, you're allowed a few silly moments.

Though that wasn't the first time he made a play on Wright's name.

Spoiler: courtesy of Xcarvenger
x Edgeworth:
x Wright.
x
x Edgeworth:
x Which of these four doesn't
x belong here?
x Up, down, left, Wright.
x
x Phoenix:
x Um, "Wright"?
x
x Edgeworth:
x Thank you, I feel much better.
x I'm relieved to know you can
x at least pick that much out.
x
x Edgeworth:
x I worry about you. You seem
x to fail every time you try to
x make logical sense!

When did he say that?


In 2-4, when you're about to name Juan's "true" murderer on the first day in court. If you present the wrong person, you get the above dialogue.

I guess just most people don't miss that part. lol :will:

Author:  Jean Descole [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:39 pm ]
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Well, there is replay value in fudging up answers. Sometimes I'll press every statement or present the wrong piece of evidence just to see the different responses.

Author:  BlackJack [ Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:41 pm ]
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Adrian in black wrote:
Well, there is replay value in fudging up answers. Sometimes I'll press every statement or present the wrong piece of evidence just to see the different responses.

I don't present the wrong evidence in court because I hate losing/replaying but I usually press on everything even if I already know the answer. :keiko:

Author:  chraiden [ Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:04 pm ]
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"I object! That was...objectionable!"
No doubt his most deperate moment.

Author:  Raknathal [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:21 am ]
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I'm surprised no one has said this one yet. In 2-4...

Spoiler:
Phoenix:
Ms. Andrews wanted to cause
Mr. Engarde as much damage
as she possibly could!

Phoenix:
This witness bears ill-will
towards the defendant!

Edgeworth:
*OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
This isn't the "Phoenix
Wright Wax Philosophical
Power Hour".

Author:  KillerGoldFish [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:24 pm ]
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I really love his
Spoiler:
*desk slam* Name. Profession. Now.

Author:  EvianBubble [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:55 pm ]
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Adrian in black wrote:
Well, there is replay value in fudging up answers. Sometimes I'll press every statement or present the wrong piece of evidence just to see the different responses.


Oh em gee, I do that too. I thought I was the only one.

Anyways ... OT:
:edgeworth: Okay, Wright! First you're right, now you're wrong!? Which is it!?

Author:  carbon monoxide [ Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:20 pm ]
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Technically, it was in GS3, but it's still hilarious.
"Why didn't you tell me that sooner? See, this is why your salary keeps getting cut!"
Directed towards Gumshoe in 3-5.

Author:  Pearl the Barrister [ Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:54 pm ]
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crouton wrote:
Lind_L_Tailor wrote:
"Do I really inspire that kind of frothing desire amongst the female masses?"


YES. XD

Urgh, I wish I could remember it word-for-word, but the one where he says to Phoenix something about being "saddled with unnecessary feelings." XD

Here it is, from 1-3:
-Edgeworth
In retrospect, it would have
been better had we not met.


-Edgeworth
Thanks to you, I am saddled
with unnecessary... feelings.


-Phoenix
Unnecessary feelings?

-Edgeworth
Yes. Unease... and
uncertainty.


-Phoenix
Aren't those kind of
necessary?

-Edgeworth
They only serve to get
in my way.


Here are some from 2-4:

Edgeworth:
Do you have any idea what you
have stupidly, yet
inadvertently done!?
---------------------------------
Edgeworth:
These trials would be
over in half the time if you
would just pay attention.
-----------------------------------
Edgeworth:
Maybe YOU should be stripped
naked and run out for making
a mockery of this court!
-------------------------
Edgeworth:
*OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
Wh-What are you mumbling
to yourself about now!?

Edgeworth:
Have you just been rambling
all this time without any
sense of inner monologue!?
---------------------------
Edgeworth:
Um... What she said, Wright!
Or should I say...
Baboon-boy!
-------------------------
Edgeworth:
Hmph.
More than the witness'
credibility,

Edgeworth:
perhaps you should be worrying
about your legal standing, or
should I say, falling?
--------------------------
Edgeworth:
There is no way for the
defense to debunk this photo,
even with a bunker buster.
---------------------------
Edgeworth:
I think that's enough of a
"warm welcome" for someone
you haven't seen in a year...

Author:  Orange [ Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:51 am ]
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Pearl the Barrister wrote:
Edgeworth:
Um... What she said, Wright!
Or should I say...
Baboon-boy!

When the hell was this one!? xD

Pearl the Barrister wrote:
Edgeworth:
There is no way for the
defense to debunk this photo,
even with a bunker buster.

I could never understand this one~ I mean, WHAT? xDDDD

Author:  EvianBubble [ Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:34 pm ]
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Phoenix: *slam desk* ...
Judge: Yes, Mr. Wright?
Phoenix: I was hoping I'd come up with a question while pounding on my desk.
I didn't.
Judge: ...
You have my sympathies.
[...]
OBJECTION!
Edgeworth: ...
Judge: Yes, Mr. Edgeworth?
Edgeworth: I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, Your Honor ...
I didn't.
Judge: I see ... Very well.
OBJECTION!
Edgeworth: Your Honor!
I request that the witness testify again!
Vasquez: You are the prosecutor, are you not?
Why are you badgering me? I'm your witness!
[...]
Judge: What exactly did you want her to testify about?
Edgeworth: Mmmph! Well, yes, um ...
...
Indeed! Verily, I say ... Ergo!

Edgeworth rules :edgy:

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