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Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
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Author:  Akbey Hicks [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
What is the best quote you've ever seen in AAI? It doesn't have to be from Edgeworth.

For me, it's "I bhit mai tonnge." by Your Honor.
Author:  QBnoYouko [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Favorite AAI quotes
I realize there was a quote thread, but it's solely Edgeworth quotes. As I played the game, I came across a lot of great dialogue and I'm sure you all have too. ITT, post your favorite quotes from the game. Tag them if necessary.

Here's one from Gumshoe I thought was hilarious and goes well with the expression on his face:
Spoiler: Case 5
Th-That is the lousiest, lamest excuse I've ever heard in my life, pal!
Author:  Mask*DeMasque [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
All of the typos in case 4
Spoiler:
Probably when Edgeworth said he didn't accept Larry as the true Steel Samurai.
Author:  serpensortia [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 7:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Favorite AAI quotes
Ooh, I was JUST thinking of starting this! :O
And the Edgeworth quote thread spans the whole series...
This IS an Edgeworth quote, but as it is from AAI:
Spoiler: Case 1, not much of a spoiler, but just in case
I believe the proper term here is, "You fail."

I also found these, completely spoiler-free ones from him amusing:
"Each Prosecutor's Badge is engraved with the number of its owner on the back. Hmph. Numbers. As if we're not human on the inside like everyone else!"
"It says 'iFly Airlines.' You know, I've seen it occur a lot recently, and it's been bothering me greatly...but why does nobody know how to properly capitalize and space nouns anymore!?"

Spoiler: Case 2, not Miles, paraphrased
Stop trying to pull the sheep over our eyes!!


By the way, what does je ne sais quoi mean? :)
Author:  DecisiveYoshi [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
Franziska's "against a von Karma, there is only a guilty verdict" Dog. Quite catchy isn't it? At least you can't fault her for enthusiasm.

Also from Franziska: "You must keep the courtroom pristine!" *whip" "W-Why are you whipping me!? It's not like I'm the one that littered!"
Author:  Bad Player [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
"'You fail'"
Author:  Boeing Bomb [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
From GK-5:

:edgeworth: : "That's bloody common sense!"

Even more reason to think Edgey could have been a British.
Author:  Ice [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
So far ''Nnnnnggghhhhoooooooooooh!!'' Probably and of course ''You fail''
Author:  UberWill [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
The Judges quote, ""I bhit mai tonnge." I couldn't stop laughing. XD
Author:  Bad Player [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
Ice wrote:
So far ''Nnnnnggghhhhoooooooooooh!!'"

No... This would've been the best if they had used, "Faster than you can say, 'Nnnggghooohhhh!'" instead of "Faster than you can say, 'Noooooo!'"
Author:  Cevian [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
Spoiler: Case 4
When Franny threatens to whip Calisto she responds "That wouldn't be so bad..." or something like that. I was all. O.O
Author:  Louise [ Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
:edgeworth: I'm a grown man now! I need to behave like one!


btw, thread title is annoying D=
Author:  Ice [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
Bad Player wrote:
Ice wrote:
So far ''Nnnnnggghhhhoooooooooooh!!'"

No... This would've been the best if they had used, "Faster than you can say, 'Nnnggghooohhhh!'" instead of "Faster than you can say, 'Noooooo!'"


Haha I geuss you're right there.
Author:  justis76 [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
Lang: Hey you! Second #1 from the right! Here's a brithday gift!
Officer: Um...It's not my brithday.
Lang: It's not for you. It's for your younger brother's wife's younger brother. Tell him I said "Hi".

Sometimes I really wanna hate Lang, but geez, he's nothing if not caring about his officers.
Author:  DeMatador [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:18 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
justis76 wrote:
Lang: Hey you! Second #1 from the right! Here's a brithday gift!
Officer: Um...It's not my brithday.
Lang: It's not for you. It's for your younger brother's wife's younger brother. Tell him I said "Hi".


Yes, Justis. You win this thread.

EDIT: Unless I can beat you with;

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Author:  QBnoYouko [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
Case 5 -

Gumshoe: Extraterrestrial rights? Sir, do you really believe the truth is out there?
Author:  Takuya [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
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Author:  Hyarion [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
Was I the only one who didn't like "you fail"? :|

There really weren't many good lines, in my opinion... One I did like, though:


:edgeworth:
"...because this is no game, Ambassador.
This is war."
Author:  DeMatador [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
Takuya wrote:
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Ah, yes, the pinky-promise! XD
That line just made Rhoda even cuter to me :3
Author:  Yaragorm [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
Spoiler: Case 5
Quercus Alba wrote:
You ignorant little gant!


That put a big WTF all over my face.


Spoiler: More Case 5 spoilers
Shi-Long Lang wrote:
QUERCUS ALBA! YOU BASTARD!

Quercus Alba wrote:
Silence! Don't you ever address me with such a filthy word again.

God damn, that was epic.


Spoiler: And finally...
Quercus Alba wrote:
And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling prosecutors!
Author:  QBnoYouko [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
Spoiler: Case 5, again
During the Rebuttal with Alba when you present the wrong evidence.

Edgeworth: Hmph. That statement just now stands in clear contradiction to this evidence!
Alba: No, it doesn't.
Edgeworth: Ack! (But that's impossible!) *bar goes down*

When Lang(?) and Alba are laughing.
Kay: Wow! You two really know how to laugh at inappropriate times!

Alba changes back to his old Ambassador guise.
(paraphrasing)
Kay: Woohoo! He's docile again!

Gumshoe: Th-That is the lousiest, lamest excuse I've ever heard in my life, pal!
Author:  Dylia [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
"You fail."
Author:  DecisiveYoshi [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
"The times... they are a-changin'..." Gotta love Badd for pulling out a Bob Dylan song lyric. <3
"It spins the baby around and around like a record player." Kay you lovable nut, good job referencing a goofy song.
Author:  Ice [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
Takuya wrote:
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Heehee Thats gotta be one of the best quotes and the fact Edgeworth actually did it makes it me giggle.
Author:  Sophie Trite [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
:edgeworth: : :objection:

:udgy: : I cannot allow you to make an objection.
:edgeworth: : What!? Your Honor, I'm really sorry, but... I cannot allow you to not allow me to make an objection!
:udgy: Egads! I've been overruled!
Author:  Aevitas [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
In case 3, when Edgey says, "Badger, badger, badger, badger...I don't know what she sees in the silly things." Was anyone else thinking, "Mushroom, mushroom"? XD

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/badgers/

Also~
Spoiler: case 2 cameo
Edgeworth: Hm? Looking from behind... I think I've seen this man somewhere before...

Passenger: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! In Soviet Russia, World Flags Lunchboxes eat j00! Urrr... Nnn... F... (>_<;)

Gumshoe: Mr. Edgeworth! We've gotta get him some water!

Passenger: Found it! LAWL!! Ooh! I feel a wave of CR34T1V3 P0W3RZ coming ON! It's over 9000!!! LULZ!


Also, lol in case 1 when Payne makes a cameo and Edgey has no idea who he is. XD
Author:  WallofIllusion [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
Aevitas: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. xD I bet it was on purpose.
QBnoYouko wrote:
Case 5 -

Gumshoe: Extraterrestrial rights? Sir, do you really believe the truth is out there?

Yes! And I love how Edgeworth just doesn't respond. Just ignores it completely!
Also, another vote here for the line, "You fail."

Let's see, what else did I write down...
Spoiler: Case 2
"Don't sleep while I'm pointing my finger at you!"

Spoiler: Case 4
EVERYTHING that results when you examine the vending machine. All of it. Every last word.
Possibly slightly paraphrased: "Is there anyone working on this case who is NOT a total waste of living tissue?"
"I guess short people have feelings too!"
Not funny, but I really liked "The law is merely a tool. There is no limit to it, only the skill of the craftsman."

Spoiler: Case 5
"(We got your point about three "foolishes" back, Franziska...)"
The totally deadpan discussion of whether or not Alba crossdresses when they find the undershirt.
I think someone already mentioned it, but "Wow! You two sure know how to laugh at inappropriate times!"
" :objection: Go away!"
(Because Alba claims to have left the Steel Samurai show to go to the bathroom:) "You have no right to call yourself a Steel Samurai fan, ever!"


Edited to fix an emoticon.
Author:  Akbey Hicks [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
YEEEOWCH!!!
Author:  NinjAngel [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
Yaragorm wrote:
Spoiler: More Case 5 spoilers
Shi-Long Lang wrote:
QUERCUS ALBA! YOU BASTARD!

Quercus Alba wrote:
Silence! Don't you ever address me with such a filthy word again.

God damn, that was epic.


YES. You weren't the only one that thought so. :edgy:

Also, Sal's cameo, as has been quoted above me by Aevitas, was epic. The fact that they added the smiley face made it that much better, nevermind the freaking OVER 9000 reference. I had to stop playing for five minutes because I was laughing so hard.

Also, I've never loved Edgeworth so much in my life. He really knows how to be hilariously deadpan.

:objection: Go away!

...and straight to the point. XD
Author:  nekonohime [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:50 pm ]
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I've only just finished the first case, but wow there seems to be a lot of epic quotes in this game :D

So far I've only seen the 'You Fail" bit said by Edgeworth and so far it's my favorite quote.
Author:  justis76 [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
Pretty much anything relating to Edgeworth & the Steel Samurai.

"You don't have the right to call yourself a Steel Samurai fan, ever!"
"I'll never accept you as the real Steel Samurai!"
Author:  ShadowEdgeworth [ Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
I think for me it's either "You fail." or almost anything in Case 5 between Edgeworth and Larry or Oldbag.
Author:  Mask*DeMasque [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
NinjAngel wrote:
Yaragorm wrote:
Spoiler: More Case 5 spoilers
Shi-Long Lang wrote:
QUERCUS ALBA! YOU BASTARD!

Quercus Alba wrote:
Silence! Don't you ever address me with such a filthy word again.

God damn, that was epic.


YES. You weren't the only one that thought so. :edgy:

That was definitely one of the most EPIC lines in the series.

Sal Manella was hilarious, as was
Spoiler:
Edgeworth being a steel samurai fanboy!
I cracked up when I realized that he was. :haha:
Oh, and of course,
:edgeworth: :"You fail"
Author:  Kaiami [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:08 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
There were so many awesome quotes in this game.
Most of them that I liked were already mentioned

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I thought when Edgey was talking to Larry
"I won't acknowledge you as the real Steel Samurai, EVER!" was kind of cute.
Author:  justis76 [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
Kaiami wrote:
There were so many awesome quotes in this game.
Most of them that I liked were already mentioned

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I thought when Edgey was talking to Larry
"I won't acknowledge you as the real Steel Samurai, EVER!" was kind of cute.

YES. All of these are win. I find most of the awesome lines are in Case 4 & 5.
Author:  kusch [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:40 am ]
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Yeah, yeah, so I've only played about 80% of the first case, but ...

"Nobody gets away with murder in MY office!"
(because they would get away with it anywhere else. headdesk)

and my favorite as thus far:

"Would you please return that conclusion to whatever pawn shop you bought it from?"
Author:  1010 [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
"If Santa was real... he would be the biggest unlawful trespasser in history!" - Miles Edgeworth

Made me giggle.

This too.
Spoiler: Case 5, I guess
"I wonder if Ambassador Alba might have an interest in cross dressing?" - Franziska von Karma


But I agree. This game has some of the most amazing quotes in the entire series.
Author:  Storm Parakaitz [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:23 am ]
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DecisiveYoshi wrote:
"The times... they are a-changin'..." Gotta love Badd for pulling out a Bob Dylan song lyric. <3
"It spins the baby around and around like a record player." Kay you lovable nut, good job referencing a goofy song.

Just.... these two. Best ever.
Author:  AceAttorneyTsuki [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:40 am ]
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justis76 wrote:
Lang: Hey you! Second #1 from the right! Here's a brithday gift!
Officer: Um...It's not my brithday.
Lang: It's not for you. It's for your younger brother's wife's younger brother. Tell him I said "Hi".


Haha, I love that one! And I totally hate his attitude sometimes, too, but he really is a nice guy.

Sophie Trite wrote:
:edgeworth: : :objection:

:udgy: : I cannot allow you to make an objection.
:edgeworth: : What!? Your Honor, I'm really sorry, but... I cannot allow you to not allow me to make an objection!
:udgy: Egads! I've been overruled!


XD Lol, I loved that one, too. And by brother is always using the double negative stuff on me so I had to read that line over again just to make sure I knew what I was reading. XD

Aevitas wrote:
In case 3, when Edgey says, "Badger, badger, badger, badger...I don't know what she sees in the silly things." Was anyone else thinking, "Mushroom, mushroom"? XD

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/badgers/

Also~
Spoiler: case 2 cameo
Edgeworth: Hm? Looking from behind... I think I've seen this man somewhere before...

Passenger: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! In Soviet Russia, World Flags Lunchboxes eat j00! Urrr... Nnn... F... (>_<;)

Gumshoe: Mr. Edgeworth! We've gotta get him some water!

Passenger: Found it! LAWL!! Ooh! I feel a wave of CR34T1V3 P0W3RZ coming ON! It's over 9000!!! LULZ!


Also, lol in case 1 when Payne makes a cameo and Edgey has no idea who he is. XD


At that time, I was like "OMG IT'S MANELLA!!" And I loled at the over 9000 thing. And about the badger, I didn't think of that, but I burst out laughing when you mentioned it. XD I also laughed at how Edgeworth didn't know Payne. I was like "HAHA you're so useless you Royal Payne!!"

WallofIllusion wrote:
Aevitas: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. xD I bet it was on purpose.

Spoiler: Case 2
"Don't sleep while I'm pointing my finger at you!"


I was totally loling at that

1010 wrote:
"If Santa was real... he would be the biggest unlawful trespasser in history!" - Miles Edgeworth


I like making fun of Santa Claus (Like I call him "Salty Claus" for no reason and I say he has diabetes...) and when I read that, I thought "Haha, I'm so going to use that now!"

So sorry that my post was so long... And y'know I was thinking of playing the game again and recording all of the Lang Zi quotes. And...what else...

(I don't remember the exact words but it was something to the effect of this...)
*Lang's subordinate is counting his other subordinates*
Counting Guy: ...96! 97! 98! 99!
Lang: What are you doing counting my subordinates?! [something something something] There's no 2 or 3, everyone's #1!
*in a later scene when they're being counted again*
Counting Guy: 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1!

And also...
Lang: Lang Zi says........... Just go already!

And...
*Badd shoots down Edgeworth's old coat off the wall*
Edgeworth: Is that supposed to be a threat?

TOTAL AWESOMENESS MOMENT!!

XD Again, sorry my post is so long...
Author:  Ice [ Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best. Quotes. Ever. in AAI. Period.
Lang - ''Until you havw something significant to say, stuff that jabot of yours in your mouth!''
Edgeworth - ''Nngh! It's a cravat, and it's a fashion statement, not a gag!''


Badd - ''Do I need to teach you a lesson?''
Edgeworth - ''(Wha!? is he going for his gun!?)''
...
Edgeworth - ''(It's just a mirror..How dare he trick me like that!?)''
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