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Dylia wrote:
Can't read my poker face my fuck her face
Mum muh muh muh

I heard that too, LOL. Now every time I listen to that song I hear:
"Po-po-po-poker face fu-fu-fuck her face"
Say, that reminds me of a puzzle! Have you ever heard this one, Luke?
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Persian wrote:
In the sond "Numa Numa" or whatever is the real name of that song...

Instead of "Dragostea din Tei" I heard "Drago slaving Tea"...


:moe-laugh: ROFLOLMAOMG!

About me, I misheard: "Dragon slaving they"

Lena Meyer-Landrut - Satellite

Real lyrics: Like a satellite...
I misheard: Like, huh, send her light?

P.S.: I know, there are some people who dislike Eurovision, anyways. So, my bad. :yogi:
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One of the reasons I hate sampling, even if the resulting song is good...

When I was little, LL Cool J came out with a song called "Around the Way Girl." One of the songs it sampled was "All Night Long" by Mary Jane Girls, most prominently one lyric line that went:

You got me shook up, shook down, shook out on your lovin’

The problem was, they took that line and increased the pitch, and it was hard to understand behind the hip hop beat. So instead of the above line, this is what I heard instead:

Spoiler: NSFW
I wanna shooka shooka shooka all your pussy


And I thought, "they can play that on the radio?" :beef:
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I thought i misehard the lyrics to Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon; but I checked the lyrics online to find out it was exactly what I thought it was. Seriously such a wierd song.
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A couple of Goo Goo Dolls ones...

On the song called "Feel the Silence," there's a line that goes:

When you're fighting the current/you forget how to live

...let's just say John Rzeznik does not enunciate that line well. Specifically, he doesn't pronounce the r's in the word "current" very clearly, so it comes off sounding unintentionally pornographic.

And one of my friends misunderstood the lyrics to "Stay With You." On the line that goes:

The walls will fall before we do

He heard:

Mazel tov is all we do
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In Lady GaGa's Telephone song, when she says: "I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.", I misheard: "I'll left my hat and my heart on the telephone." :grey:

o.O Wow! This is so weird.
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That Dell(?) commercial: "Pack up your troubles in your ??? Bag and smile, smile, smile!" I don't know the actual lyrics lulzray
I hear: "Pack up your troubles in your old shit bag and smile, smile, smile!"
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Steel Turnabout wrote:
That Dell(?) commercial: "Pack up your troubles in your ??? Bag and smile, smile, smile!" I don't know the actual lyrics lulzray
I hear: "Pack up your troubles in your old shit bag and smile, smile, smile!"

Well, I think is: "Pack your troubles in your schoolbag and smile, smile, smile!" Isn't that right-a, Steel Turnabout?
And I'm very sure it's-a Dell's commercial advertising-a for the-a New School Day 2010. :yogi:
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Sportacus wrote:
Steel Turnabout wrote:
That Dell(?) commercial: "Pack up your troubles in your ??? Bag and smile, smile, smile!" I don't know the actual lyrics lulzray
I hear: "Pack up your troubles in your old shit bag and smile, smile, smile!"

Well, I think is: "Pack your troubles in your schoolbag and smile, smile, smile!" Isn't that right-a, Steel Turnabout?
And I'm very sure it's-a Dell's commercial advertising-a for the-a New School Day 2010. :yogi:

Well I didn't know-a.
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Dido's "White Flag", I always hear that one line as "I will go down with this shit" (instead of ship)
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I've made up my own lyrics to FF7's One Winged Angel. They are in Swedish, and I can never unhear them since the real lyrics are in Latin.
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In Black Eyed Peas's "Don't stop the party", i heard "Actin' all day, Megaman." (instead of man, oh, man.)
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I thought Disturbia was about some paranormal adventure because I heard some really stupid things in that song. But my biggest error was:

Now I think twice, you're trained to follow the altar

It's supposed to be 'Better think twice, your train of thought will be altered'.

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Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting For You

Always when I listen this song I hear "osiem zapałek" (in English: eight matches) not "oceans apart" :udgy:.
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cocochan wrote:
Dido's "White Flag", I always hear that one line as "I will go down with this shit" (instead of ship)


^ I always thought it was "I won't go down with this shit" (。> v <。)
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For the longest time I thought that in Bon Jovi's "Living on a Prayer" he was saying "it doesn't even matter if we're naked or not"
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In "Don't Cry for Me Argentina" from Evita, I heard "The truth is I never left you" as "The truth is I never loved you".

I always :eh?:'d whenever I heard it
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So Much 2 Say; Take 6

Actual lyrics: And yet we have...
Misheard as: A-me-ri-ca...

I seem to remember that song being a goldmine for misheard lyrics, but a lot of them went so fast that I had a hard time distinguishing them from pure gibberish as a kid.
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I think it was by Shakira, I kept hearing I don't need your clothes instead of underneath your clothes....

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2iABEPLZMs
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In the song Love Story by Taylor Swift I heard "Daddy said stay away from juvy yeah", when actually she was saying "Daddy said stay away from Juliet".
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The Beatles "A Hard Days Night": You know I work all day to get you money to buy a van.
The Who "Substitute": I was born in a frost excluding lighthouse.
The Rolling Stones "Jumping Jack Flash": I was raised by two lesbians in drag.
Robert Palmer "Addicted To Love": You're gonna have to face that you're a d*ckhead to love.
Ed Sheeran "The A Team": And in her pipe she flies to the motherland and makes love to a Taliban.
Black Sabbath "Paranoid": Can you help me? Have you burnt my brain?
Alanis Morissette "You Learn": I recommend getting your hot chocolate onto anyone.
Boney M "Rasputin": Ra-Ra-Rasputin loved to play the slot machines.
R.E.M. "Losing My Religion": Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight.
The J. Geils Band "Centrefold": My anus is a xenophobe.
Joni Mitchell "Big Yellow Taxi": A gay pair of guys put up the parking lot. :hotti:
The Bee Gees "Night Fever": I got hair on my mind, I get higher in Milwaukee and I'm blowin' in the dark Stevie Wonder.
Feist "Inside And Out": Backwards and forwards with my a**e hanging out.
Elton John "Nikita": You will never know anything about my hole.
Billy Ocean "When The Going Gets Tough": Well now go and get stuffed.
Britney Spears "(Baby) One More Time": My northerness is killing me and I must confess I've been to Leeds.
Joan Jett & The Blackhearts "I Love Rock & Roll": Spending all my time in a shoebox baby.
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I don't know love, I just hear some mad tings.
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When I watch The Little Mermaid 2 I always mishear one line of Melody's song "For A Moment."

What I thought I heard: "God see! This is me! Here I Am!"

Actual lyrics: "Look out sea! This is me! Here I am!"

And yes, I do like The Little Mermaid 2. I think the first movie better but I dislike Ariel and Eric and think their relationship is shallow. So needless to say I adore Melody much more than Ariel.

And before I listened to Headstrong by Trapt with lyrics I misheard so many lyrics that I was wondering what the song writer was thinking when writing this song.
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They're a great band, but Green Day sings in a way that seems like It's trying to speak giberish to me. Everbody else I know can undersatnd Billie JA's voice in wording, but never myself!
A good example is American Eulogy
I remember the first time I went to their youtube channel as this autoplayed, and I was like 'hey this is a great song', but I then I was like "Red eleven; colorado pan in... WHAT?"

The lyrics for their song were still easy to understand back at albums like Warning or before then, but then they bascially got obsessed with fake english accents. :sillytrucy:
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In London calling, one line is "Except for the one with the yellowy eyes". For a very long time I heard "worm" instead of "one", and as the word worm is quite similar to the word for snake in my native language, I didn't think much of it. Then one day I realized it made no sense.
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Pink Floyd's The Thin Ice

Actual: "Dragging behind you the silent reproach of a million tear-stained eyes."

Heard: "Dragging behind you the silent reproach of a million Tuesday nights." :redd:
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Oh boy, there are so many...

Joy Division "Disorder"
Lyrics: I've been waiting for a guide to come and take me by the hand / Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal man?
What I heard: I've been waiting for a guy to come and take me by the hand / Could these sensations make me feel the pleasures of another man?

Green Day "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Lyrics: Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me.
What I heard: Sometimes I wish a mother bear will find me.

Bring Me the Horizon "Chelsea Smile"
Lyrics: It feeds like cancer!
What I heard: I taste like ketchup!

A Day to Remember "The Danger in Starting a Fire"
Lyrics: "There's a danger in starting a fire / You never know how many bridges you'll burn"
What I heard: "There's a danger in starting a fire / You never know how many bitches you'll burn"

The Pretty Reckless "Heaven Knows"
Lyrics: "We belong way down below"
What I heard: "We belong with envelopes"

AFI "...But Home is Nowhere"
Lyrics: "This is my line, this is eternal"
What I heard: "This is my life, this is a turtle"

Linkin Park "Don't Stay"
Lyrics: "Sometimes I just feel like strangling you myself!"
What I heard: "Sometimes I just feel like a screaming cat myself!"


Nightwish "I Want My Tears Back"
Lyrics: "I want my tears back"
What I heard: "I want my teeth back"


Fall Out Boy "The Phoenix"
Lyrics: "Put on your war paints"
What I heard: "Put on your war pants"

AFI "Miss Murder"
Lyrics: Hey, Miss Murder, can I?
Lyrics: Hey, Mister, how can I?
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When I was little, I used to always think John Paul Young's 'Yesterday's Hero' said "just a gazebo" instead of "Yesterday's Hero"
Also, the first time I heard Sia's "Chandelier" I thought she said 'from the shindig" instead of "From the chandelier".
Both accounts I misheard the title of the song :sillytrucy:
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On Newgrounds, guess how the first part SSBB lyrics turned out?
Spoiler: Original
Audi famam illius.
Solus in hostes ruit
Et patriam servavit.

And now for the misheard lyrics:
Spoiler: Misheard
Call me papa.
Me be who?
So was it wasn't me.
And I flee a tsunami.

POHLKUNKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Jumpin' Jack Flash, tits and ass. :nick:
Gimme a "P"! Gimme an "I"! Give me a "P" and an "E"! What's that spell?! Pipe!
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