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Hey, everyone! Rubia the Royal Pomeranian here to bring you the audio drama that accompanied the trilogy release on the 3DS! As with the GK2 audio drama here, I've translated everything with a little editing help from Ash.

Note: The highlighted text below marks tweaks I've made through localization.

Link to the playlist:
https://soundcloud.com/rubia-ryu/sets/g ... -turnabout

Localized script:

Spoiler: Episode 1
Maya:
Hey, Nick! Have you seen this morning's news?

Phoenix:
...Okay! Now that's a brilliant shine.

Maya:
Whew, it's a scary world out there... There's been some sort of gang war!

Phoenix:
(As expected of a former art student...) Huh? Did you say something? I didn't really hear you.

Maya:
Oh, come on!

Phoenix:
Owowow! Hey, don't pull on my hair! What's the big fuss anyway?

Maya:
But all sorts of crazy things are happening out there! Now's not the time to go scrubbing toilets!

Phoenix:
But the toilet is an important part of this office, Maya! In case any clients show up and see it like this, they'll get a bad impression of us!

Maya:
Don't say it like it's our selling point! You're just killing time because we have no clients to see it! Give it up already.

Phoenix:
But! ...Eh, I guess you have a point.

Maya:
Aw... Isn't there some troublemaker out there who's in trouble and has some troublesome job for us? There's nothing happening at all here. I'm bored out of my mind.

Phoenix:
You're just looking for something to kill time too...

*knock, knock*

Maya:
Yes! Finally, they're coming over in droves! Hello, hello! Welcome!

Edgeworth:
Excuse me.

Maya:
Eh? Mr. Edgeworth!?

Edgeworth:
Is Wright here?

Phoenix:
Edgeworth! Strange to see you stop by my office.

Maya:
Now, why talk standing here? Come in, take a seat! Nick! Hurry and bring over some tea and cookies!

Phoenix:
What? Why me?

Maya:
Hey, Mr. Edgeworth! What do you think of our sparkling toilet? Isn't it beautiful?

Edgeworth:
I'm not here for idle chit-chat. Wright, I'm here to ask for your services.

Phoenix:
Ask for... my services?

Edgeworth:
But before that, I'd like to introduce someone.

???:
E-excuse me.

Maya:
Whoa! Mr. Edgeworth came over with a lady! ...Wait, so... is she his girlfriend?

???:
N-no! W-we're not dating or anything! I'm, um... B-Bonnie...

Maya:
Bunny?

Edgeworth:
Bonnie Hare... is her name.

Bonnie:
...Hello.

Phoenix:
Last name, Hare? I feel like I've heard it from somewhere...

Edgeworth:
Her father is the current Chief Prosecutor, Warner Hare. She is his only daughter.

Phoenix:
Th-the Chief Prosecutor's only daughter!?


3:20

Phoenix:
So, what's this about wanting my help?

Edgeworth:
Have you heard of the Lionhart Gang?

Phoenix:
The Lionhart Gang?

Edgeworth:
A gang which has been extending its power in the underworld recently.

Maya:
Oh! I heard about them on the news! They've even started up some kind of gang war, huh?

Phoenix:
What about that dangerous lot?

Edgeworth:
The head of the family has a son named Leon, but lately, it seems that man has been pursuing after her.

Maya:
What? Isn't that stalking?

Bonnie:
L-Leon isn't that kind of person, though...

Maya:
"Leon"? Bonnie, do you actually know this guy?

Bonnie:
Eh? Oh, um... L-Leon is Dyna's, um, she's his lit... little...

Maya:
Little?

Edgeworth:
Leon Lionhart has a sister named Dyna, who is three years younger. Dyna and Bonnie are classmates. It seems Leon happened to see her with his sister one time and has been keeping watch of her ever since.

Bunny:
...Yes.

Phoenix:
So, she's been bothered by the way he's been following her around, and she turned to you for help.

Edgeworth:
It was her father who came to consult with me in private.

Phoenix:
He went to you directly!?

Miyu:
M-my father always praises Mr. Edgeworth as a very capable person.

Edgeworth:
*ahem* The Lionhart Gang are the type of troublemakers that go to war with several other gangs on a daily basis. If the Chief Prosecutor's daughter is found to be stalked by the successor of the gang, the mass media will jump all over it. Before it turns into anything worse, we should figure out some way to deal with it. Not to mention, since Chief Prosecutor Hare is very fond of his daughter, he's been very nervous lately. As his only daughter, she's been held in special police custody under tight surveillance.

Phoenix:
But isn't that going a little too far!?

Bonnie:
Y-yes... Actually, my father consulted Mr. Edgeworth without telling me or making a ruckus about it.

Phoenix:
But then you don't have any time for yourself...

Bonnie:
Yes... but it's been like that since I was little.

Phoenix:
So why did you come to ask me for help?

Edgeworth:
To put it bluntly: this particular incident... is beyond my field of expertise.

Phoenix:
Beyond your field of expertise? But, shouldn't we just leave this to the police...

Maya:
Come on, Nick! It just means Mr. Edgeworth needs help dealing with romantic problems! He has no idea about that stuff, so he wants us to help him!

Edgeworth:
...! ...Mmmmph...

Phoenix:
Wow, he shut up just like that...

Edgeworth:
I'm only fulfilling a request made of me by the Chief Prosecutor... By no means do I intend anything beyond that!

Phoenix:
So aren't you just giving up and trying to passing it on to me!?

Maya:
It's all good, Nick! We can't just leave this poor girl to suffer alone! It's our duty to help our clients through whatever troubles they have! You guys always meet in court on opposite sides, so why not work together on something for once? You ARE friends, right?

Phoenix:
Edgeworth and I... working together? Well, it's not like it's a real case, but...

Maya:
Okay, it's settled! Now, we just need to come up with a team name!

Phoenix:
A name? But we don't need one...

Maya:
I wonder what would work? With both Mr. Edgeworth and Nick... Ooh! How about Team Edgewright?

Both:
Absolutely not!

Maya:
Wow! They're already in sync!


7:35

Maya:
So, where should we start for this investigation? Love problems are pretty delicate, you know!

Edgeworth:
Well, Wright... what do you think?

Phoenix:
Why are you leaving it to me right from the start!? It's not like I'm an expert on these things either!

Edgeworth:
Hmm...

Phoenix:
...Well, let's see. For now, why don't we try meeting with this Leon?

Edgeworth:
So, you plan to march right into the Lionhart's HQ and persuade them to stop hounding her?

Phoenix:
N-no way! I'm not that crazy... First of all, we should find out more about him... as peacefully as we can.

Edgeworth:
We could investigate into Leon's daily visits to a French restaurant called Trés Bien.

Phoenix:
Huh? T-Trés Bien...?

Maya:
Okay! Now let's go meet with Leon and give him a talk face-to-face!

Bonnie:
Um... I-is it really okay if I go with you all?

Phoenix:
No, it might not be a good idea if you're seen. You should stay here with Maya.

Maya:
Phooey...


8:50

Phoenix:
As expected, it's the same old girly design... Well, forget about that. Which one is Leon?

Edgeworth:
Based on what I've heard of him, he's 'precisely the man you'd expect'...

???:
...Yeow!

Phoenix:
Huh? What was that?

???:
Hey, lady! Whaddya think you're doin', gettin' all this soup on me, huuuh!?

Edgeworth:
Looks like we've found him already.

Phoenix:
Er, he sure does seem like the type you'd expect...

???:
What? Don't you got somethin' t'say? Eeeh!?

Waitress:
I-I'm very sorry! I haven't been a waitress for very long, so...

???:
You think I give a damn 'bout that!? Jus' get the manager of this place over here!

Phoenix:
Bonnie's been chased by THAT kind of guy...? I guess the Chief Prosecutor would ask you for help...

???:
Hey! You deaf or somethin'? Get that guy out here or you're in for some pain!

??? #2:
Hold it right there.

??? #1:
Huh? Who the hell are you?

??? #2:
Be quiet. People are still eating here.

??? #1:
Wha... What dija say, asshole!? You pickin' a fight!? Huh!? You got any idea who I am!? I'm from the Hyena Gang...

??? #2:
Enough already. There's no way back once you've given the name of your gang. Bullets will go flying. Like you said, 'sorry' won't be enough then.

??? #1:
Y-you...!

??? #2:
If you know what's good for you, get out of my sight... before the beast within awakens...

Phoenix:
H-he... said something incredible. (In more ways than one.)

??? #1:
D-don't mess with me!!

Phoenix:
Whoa!

??? #1:
Aagh... Owwww...! M-my arm! My arm's gonna snap... Aaaaaagh...!

??? #2:
You still haven't had enough...?

??? #1:
Aaargh...! O-okay! I got it, sorry! S-stop! Let me gooo...!

??? #2:
Hmph. Then I'll let you off this time. My name is Leon. If you still have something to say, then we'll face off again...

??? #1:
Aaaaaah! Heeeelp!

Phoenix:
Hey, did you hear that, Edgeworth? Just now, that guy said "Leon"! ...Huh? Edgeworth?

Edgeworth:
So you're Leon Lionhart.

Phoenix:
E-Edgeworth!

Leon:
Heh. What about it? That overbearing attitude... are you a cop?

Phoenix:
No, not exactly...

Edgeworth:
Ha! Something like that.

Phoenix:
Why are you going through with this!?

Leon:
I really hate you cop-types. You make the food taste bad. Get out of my sight... before the beast within awakens...

Phoenix:
Th-that again...?

Edgeworth:
If the beast does awaken, what will happen?

Phoenix:
I told you, why are you going through with this!?

Leon:
Heh... If you're that curious, then I'll show you.

Phoenix:
N-no thanks! Come on, let's go, Edgeworth!

Leon:
I'll remember your faces. The next time we meet, it won't be a pretty sight. And if we do, then...

Edgeworth:
Then what?

Phoenix:
Doesn't matter then what!


12:49

Maya:
Ah, welcome back! Hey, so how did it go? Did you get that Leon guy?

Phoenix:
Uh... yeah. At least, we met him.

Bonnie:
U-um... h-how was it?

Edgeworth:
He's a dangerous man. It's best you not meet with him.

Phoenix:
Uh... yeah. For someone like you, he's kinda...

Maya:
Was he really that scary of a guy?

Phoenix:
Actually, we had a close encounter at the restaurant...


13:25

Maya:
Huh... So he's the kind whom people run away from real fast. Just what kind of animal is he keeping? Hey, Bonnie?

Bonnie:
Eh? Uh, um... a-animal?

Phoenix:
He's not keeping an animal. He has a beast living inside of him!

Bonnie:
...Yes.

Maya:
Then, do you guys have any way to take him down?

Phoenix:
Right... well, if we want to keep this from getting worse, we have no choice but to convince him otherwise.

Edgeworth:
However, he's not the kind of man who would be easily persuaded.

Phoenix:
Yeah... and I have a feeling that things aren't going go well if we meet him again...

Maya:
Aaalright! This means it's my turn!

Phoenix:
Uh, maybe not... I mean, it's a lot to leave to you...

Edgeworth:
Hmm. That man has an intensity to his demeanor that won't be swayed. Even an adult man ran away from him.

Maya:
In that case, there's no helping it. Aw... and I really wanted to see what animal would pop out...

Edgeworth:
Wright. Is there anyone else we can ask for this?

Phoenix:
We all know the perfect man. A man who because of his job often has close encounters with such people and won't retreat just like that...

Maya:
You mean...


14:55

Gumshoe:
I'm coming in, sir! Detective Dick Gumshoe, as per orders of Prosecutor Edgeworth, reporting for duty, sir! You said it was an emergency, so how can I

help?

Phoenix:
Actually, want to ask a favor of you, Detective Gumshoe.

Gumshoe:
*sigh* Suddenly, I've got a bad feeling about this...


15:21

Gumshoe:
W-whaaat!? Some panda gangster has been chasing after some poor girl!?

Maya:
It's not a "panda", it's a "lion"! His name's Leon Lionhart!

Gumshoe:
It's unforgivable, pal! I'm gonna drag him off to the precinct! I'll leave this office right away and arrest him myself!

Bonnie:
Eh!? A-arrest him?

Phoenix:
Wait, you don't have to do that! We just him to stop from hounding her.

Edgeworth:
If you can help it, I want you not to expose your identity as a police officer. We don't need it turning into a major incident.

Maya:
Not as a policeman? Then how are we going to get him to talk?

Phoenix:
Yeah... How about he act as Bonnie's uncle or something?

Gumshoe:
But I'm not at that age yet, pal... more like an older brother.

Phoenix:
Uh... I guess that could work too.

Gumshoe:
Just stick with me, young lady, and you'll be fine! Leave everything to me!

Bonnie:
Uh... somehow, I feel uneasy...

Phoenix:
But it might not be good if Leon finds her, so she should just stay here.

Bonnie:
Oh, okay... I understand.


16:44

Maya:
Hey, is that guy over there Leon? Wow, he doesn't look half-bad! Huh? Where's Detective Gumshoe?

Edgeworth:
Hmm... he should be coming in right about now.

Receptionist:
Welcome.

Maya:
Ah! Here he comes! Huh? He's not in his usual outfit, just some plain old street clothes.

Phoenix:
Well, he is acting as some sort of brother to Bonnie.

Maya:
Yeah, but I'm not sure if he looks any younger or if he's just dressed to look younger...

Edgeworth:
Just what is he going to do...?

Gumshoe:
'Scuse me, pal. You wouldn't happen to be Leon Lionhart, would you?

Leon:
Hm? And who are you?

Gumshoe:
The name's Dick Gumshoe. You know someone called Bunny Hare?

Leon:
Bunny...?

Gumshoe:
I'm a friend of hers, pal!

Phoenix:
A friend...? He completely changed his lines!

Gumshoe:
Bunny and I are classmates at the same college! I'm 20 years old!

Phoenix:
T-twenty, with that face!?

Edgeworth:
However you look at him, there's no way that can be right...

Gumshoe:
I've got something to say to you in place of Bunny!

Leon:
Hmph. Then say it.

Gumshoe:
You better stop following Bunny around, pal! If you don't, you're gonna end up in misery...

Leon:
Huh?

Maya:
W-what is he doing, Nick!?

Edgeworth:
What is he doing, Wright?

Phoenix:
W-what is he doing...?

Gumshoe:
She's possessed by the god of poverty! Anybody who becomes involved with her is overwhelmed by misery and misfortune. They're all reduced to poverty! You'll only be able to eat somen! Can you live with that!? Somen doesn't fill at all!

Phoenix:
Is he even trying to persuade him anymore?

Edgeworth:
Talking about destitution does paint a sort of harsh reality, after all.

Maya:
Maybe Detective Gumshoe's trying to convince Leon to give up by making Bonnie sound like she's really in a bind?

Phoenix:
Um... I guess?

Gumshoe:
That's why you should just stop following her, or else you might end up living on the end too!

Phoenix:
Uh, does he mean "on the edge"?

Gumshoe:
Well, how about it? If you don't want to end up in misery, then you'd better give it up!

Leon:
*sip* So I'll end up in misery if I keep associating with her, huh... That's funny. I'm also jinxed. All women who come to me all live in happiness...

Maya:
Wow! Aww, that's just the kind of sweet stuff girls would fall for!

Phoenix:
I-is that right? I'm only getting this really dumb vibe from it...

Leon:
Then, tell this to Bunny, Mr. Gumshoe. "I will relieve you of all your misery and poverty. So come to my side as soon as you can."

Phoenix:
So... So cool.

Edgeworth:
If even you're taken in by him, then what will the rest of us do!?

Leon:
Hmph. I guess you're trying to make me give up on her, but no can do. Don't know who asked you, but it's useless.

Edgeworth:
...It seems he's caught onto us.

Gumshoe:
W-wait a sec, pal! I'm not done talking to you! Anyway, you'll end up in misery if you keep hanging around her! It'll just lead you both into despair! You'd better keep that in mind! She's really a terrible person!

Leon:
Hey. Don't you dare go there. If you talk bad about Bonnie, I won't make your death come easy...

Gumshoe:
B-but...

Leon:
Hurry and get out of my sight! Before the beast within awakens...

Phoenix:
Th-there it is!

Maya:
Ooh, I wonder what kind of animal will come out...?

Phoenix:
Maya... why are you excited?

Edgeworth:
Wright, must we continue with this operation? If we make a misstep, we may end up in serious trouble.

Phoenix:
Y-yeah, that's true... Let's get Gumshoe out of there.

*ring*

Leon:
...Hold on a sec.

*ring*

Leon:
It's me. How are things?

Maya:
Oh, he got a call and left.

Phoenix:
Now's our chance to let Gumshoe know we're aborting the plan!

Phoenix:
Detective Gumshoe!

Gumshoe:
W-what is it, pal? I'm still in the middle of persuading him!

Phoenix:
He's already on to us! Besides, what was that about? You made Bonnie sound like a really terrible person.

Gumshoe:
I just thought making a big deal about it would work better... The real deal will start now! I promise, I'll do anything to make him give her up!

???:
Hold it!

Phoenix:
W-what?

Gumshoe:
W-who was that?

???:
Man, oh man... Hey, you bunch of love-stalkin' loudmouths! I heard all those stinkin' lies you blabbed just a while ago! Lord Almighty might forgive you, but I won't just stand around quiet!
[The original doesn't really translate well into English. How does this sound?]

Phoenix:
W-what's with this girl? A blonde... with shades?

???:
Hey. You, the penniless old man.

Gumshoe:
Y-you don't mean me, do you? I-I'm only a 20-year old college student!

???:
Yeah, I'm talkin' to you! And you too, porcupine head!

Phoenix:
Y-you don't mean me, do you?

Gumshoe:
No matter how you look at it, she's definitely talking about you, pal.

???:
Both of you, get outta here.

Gumshoe:
What'd you say!? I'm in the middle of a really important discussion here!

???:
Don't whine about it! This ain't no pity party!

Phoenix:
W-wait a sec! No need to- Aah! Oww! Owowowow!

Gumshoe:
Aah! My arm! My arm's gonna...!

Phoenix:
Please, not the hair! Not the hair!

Maya:
M-Mr. Edgeworth! Nick and Detective Gumshoe are being dragged off by that woman!

Edgeworth:
Who is that woman anyway...?

Maya:
I dunno, but she's a blonde with shades... Is she a foreigner? A-anyway, let's hurry after them!


Spoiler: Episode 2
Phoenix:
Um, excuse me... Just who are you?

Dyna:
I'm Dyna Lionhart. Whoever hears this name, cop or not, will take to the hills! I am the alpha lioness of the Lionhart Gang!

Phoenix:
Dyna Lionhart...? Oh, wasn't that the name of Leon's little sister?

Gumshoe:
And how can we help you, Leon's sister?

Dyna:
Ha! Don't play dumb with me! You're gettin' in the way of Bro and his love!

Gumshoe:
W-wah! Cat's outta the bag!

Phoenix:
Is that so? If you are Leon's sister... you're also Bonnie's friend, right?

Dyna:
Yeah. Bonnie and I are real tight! I won't forgive anyone who badmouths her! Same goes for you damn stalkers!

Maya:
Uh, things don't look good for them...

Dyna:
And you two, Topknot and Frilly, get out here!

Maya:
Huh? T-topknot? Me?

Dyna:
All of ya, leave my bro alone! Otherwise...

Phoenix:
O-otherwise?

Dyna:
The beast within will awaken...!

Phoenix:
Y-you too?

Dyna:
You better heed my warning. Later!

Gumshoe:
And she's gone.

Phoenix:
Wow, what a wild girl. She's like a hurricane.

Maya:
Nick, who was that girl just now?

Phoenix:
She says she's Leon's sister, Dyna.

Edgeworth:
But why would she show up here?

Maya:
Maybe she came with her brother for lunch? ...Huh? Hey, something's on the ground here.

Gumshoe:
It's a photo.

Phoenix:
The one pictured here is... Leon?

Maya:
I guess that girl was the one who dropped it.

Phoenix:
For her to have a picture of her brother on her... it's kinda strange.

Maya:
Well, maybe she just really likes her brother!

Phoenix:
Er... I guess?


2:31

Maya:
What a scary lady... It's weird that she'd be friends with Bonnie.

Phoenix:
In any case, our plan completely and utterly collapsed. Maybe we jumped the gun a bit? It'll be tough trying to find a way to solve this problem...

Maya:
Then, we'll just have to think up another plan!

Phoenix:
Another plan, huh? But if we try to do anything with that woman around, who knows what she'll do? We'll have to think hard about this... Hmm...

???:
I see you're in a bind again, aren't you, Phoenix?

Phoenix:
What!? Th-this voice... Mia!

Mia:
It's been a while! How have you been? Hard at work?

Phoenix:
I, uh, yeah... um, what is it all of a sudden?

Mia:
I figured you probably don't have any experience with these kind of things, and imagined you'd be in trouble now.

Phoenix:
W-well, it's as you say.

Mia:
Listen up, Phoenix.

Phoenix:
Y-yes, Chief!

Mia:
There is nothing more difficult than the love between man and woman. If you're not careful, you'll get burned too. It's important that you proceed carefully here.

Phoenix:
Okay.

Mia:
Especially in this situation. On one side, we have the son of the Lionhart gang's leader, on the other side the daughter of the Chief Prosecutor. If you fail to resolve this matter, it could become the cinders that spark a great fire of controversy.

Phoenix:
Y-yes. That's why we're going to keep it from bursting out... at least, we're trying to.

Mia:
And in times like these, we'll need to make a daring plan!

Phoenix:
...! But you just said we should proceed carefully...

Mia:
Yes, we'll carefully proceed with a daring plan! That's the ironclad rule of dealing with love!

Phoenix:
Mia... you sure look happy about this.

Mia:
Think outside the box, Phoenix! He won't be swayed by those around him. That's why we need to direct his attention for Bonnie elsewhere.

Phoenix:
So, you mean...


5:01

*knock, knock*

Edgeworth:
Come in.

Phoenix:
Edgeworth! We've come up with a new plan!

Edgeworth:
A new plan?

Phoenix:
Oh, Bonnie! You were here?

Bonnie:
Um, yes. Mr. Edgeworth called me here.

Edgeworth:
Bonnie. About the woman who calls herself Dyna Lionhart... is she an acquaintance of yours?

Bonnie:
Oh, yes! You mean Dynamite?

Phoenix:
D-Dynamite?

Bonnie:
Yes. She's Leon's little sister and my friend from college. She's really cute!

Phoenix:
Y-you think she's "cute"...?

Mia:
A girl's heart is rather complex, you know, Phoenix.

Phoenix:
Yeah... I'll keep it in mind.

Edgeworth:
Yesterday, we met with Dynamite Lionhart, she told us rather forcefully to "leave my bro alone or I won't forgive you!"

Bonnie:
Well, that's just how Dynamite is... I think she's a really nice girl who loves her brother a lot.

Phoenix:
A "nice" girl?

Mia:
A friendship between two girls can be very deep, you know... Phoenix.

Phoenix:
I'll keep it in mind... er, if I can.

Bonnie:
Dynamite really loves her brother. Leon also is very thoughtful of her.

Edgeworth:
In that case, I want to you to not talk with her about this anymore.

Phoenix:
Why?

Edgeworth:
It's possible our movements are being leaked somehow. Therefore, she might just impede on us again like what happened yesterday.

Phoenix:
Hmm, you have a point.

Bonnie:
I-I understand. I'll keep silent about it.

Edgeworth:
You have my thanks. Now then, Wright... would you mind explaining this new plan of yours?

Phoenix:
Ah, yeah. Sure.


6:57

Edgeworth:
Hmm. In other words, to sway his confidence with Bonnie, we'll have to divert his attention to another woman.

Phoenix:
That's right. No matter where he follows her to, she doesn't answer his calls. Then, if we just bring him another charming lady, then he should stop stalking her! It's a pretty simple plan. Well? What do you think, Mia?

Mia:
Yes, I think it can work, Phoenix.

Phoenix:
Well, we now just have to figure out who's going to play the role of that charming lady... And it has to be someone at least as attractive as Bonnie.

Bonnie:
N-no way!

Mia:
Watch what you say... If Pearly heard that, she'd definitely give you a good slap.

Phoenix:
Mmgh... but I didn't mean it like that.

Edgeworth:
Hmm... There may be someone we can ask.

Phoenix:
Eh!? There's a lady like that?

Edgeworth:
Hmph. If it's her, I don't think we'll have any objections.

Phoenix:
...Who are you talking about?


8:11

von Karma:
What is the meaning of this, Miles? Why must I be the one to entertain that ill-tempered son of a yakuza gang?

Edgeworth:
That's because... it's crucial to what Wright's plan entails.

Phoenix:
Wha!? You're passing the buck to me!?

von Karma:
Phoenix Wright...

*whip*

Phoenix:
Oww!

von Karma:
To be wound into the foolish plan of a fool who foolishly plans... I haven't given my consent!

Phoenix:
But it was Edgeworth who picked you...

Edgeworth:
If we're to bring a steadfast woman to challenge Leon Lionhart's title, Franziska is the first to come to mind.

Phoenix:
But, I didn't say "steadfast". I said "charming"-

*whip*

Phoenix:
Eeyaagh!

von Karma:
You're simply asking for trouble, Phoenix Wright! Any way you put it, there is no need for me to take the role.

Edgeworth:
No, there is... as this is a direct order from Chief Prosecutor Hare!

von Karma:
From the Chief Prosecutor...?

Phoenix:
...Huh? But it wasn't an order, just something he talked to Edgeworth about...

Mia:
As expected of Mr. Edgeworth, a bluff that would fool the courts.

Phoenix:
Uh... Are we really okay with this?

Edgeworth:
Well? Are you really going to disobey the Chief Prosecutor's order? No, more importantly... Are you not confident in your abilities to capture Leon Lionhart's heart? Then say it. I have no use for someone who doubts themselves.

von Karma:
...Now you've said it, Miles.

Mia:
She completely fell for it. There's no way Ms. von Karma can refuse now.

Edgeworth:
What do you say? Will you or won't you? Answer me clearly.

*whip*

Phoenix:
Gwaaak! ...Why... Why me...?

von Karma:
This is my answer.

Phoenix:
Answer with your mouth, not your whip!

von Karma:
A von Karma is perfect in every way. If I say I can... I will definitely capture his heart!

*whip*


10:29

*more noise*

Phoenix:
Where is Bonnie?

Edgeworth:
As usual, she's returned home. We can't let Leon see her, right?

Phoenix:
Well, yeah. By the way, why do we have to stand by here along the street?

Edgeworth:
Franziska herself picked this place out to carry out the plan.

Mia:
Shh! Ms. von Karma is coming.

Phoenix:
Ah! And Leon's coming from over there!

Mia:
At this rate, they'll be sure to meet at the street corner!

Phoenix:
I-it couldn't be... She really means to...!

von Karma:
Ah!

Leon:
Whoa! ...Sorry about that. Are you alright, Miss?

von Karma:
Y-yes... I'm sorry. I should have been paying more attention to where I was going.

Phoenix:
I... I knew it! I knew she would do that! Pretending to casually bump into him by the corner... and then blushing over it, just like how the cliche goes... as expected of Franziska!

Leon:
Can you stand?

von Karma:
Yes, I'll make do... Would you mind giving me a hand?

Leon:
Oh, sure.

von Karma:
Thank you.

Leon:
Hmm? Did she drop something? This is... a whip?

Phoenix:
Huh? That whip... isn't it the one she's always holding?

Leon:
Well, this is a surprise. This is the first I've met a woman with a whip.

von Karma:
There are indeed such women in this world. For you to not know... Despite your appearance, you don't seem to know much about the world.

Leon:
Hehehe... You sure have a way with words, Miss.

Phoenix:
A s-sudden provocation...?

Mia:
Yes, gaining an upper hand on the opponent like that. As you'd expect from Ms. von Karma.

Leon:
For you to be holding onto this whip, I guess you aren't just a normal person?

von Karma:
You don't appear to be one with a respectable occupation.

Leon:
Well then, what am I supposed to be? Tell me.

von Karma:
Alright... This scent of danger about you... you seem to be a rather naughty boy. Am I right?

Leon:
Heh... Hahahaha... Hahahahahaha! I'm liking you more and more! It's as you say. I'm not just some law-abiding civilian. You're quite the lady to see right through me at a single glance, Miss.

von Karma:
Naturally. The logic of a von Karma is perfect.

Leon:
How about I treat you to something? I know this top-class French restaurant. We can go right now.

von Karma:
Very well, if you please.

Phoenix:
...They seem to get along rather better than I had expected.

Edgeworth:
Hmm. I personally didn't expect it to go so well.

Leon:
Then, let's get going... Wait a second. Isn't that blood, Miss?

von Karma:
Eh? Oh. When I fell over earlier, I grazed myself a bit. It's not a problem.

Leon:
No, I can't let that be. Wait here. I'll go get you some bandages.

Phoenix:
Huh? Leon just ran off.

Mia:
Probably because she's hurt her knee. He must have gone off to fetch some treatment for it... Oh, Ms. von Karma is looking this way.

Phoenix:
Uh... with a very triumphant, "take that" kind of look.

Edgeworth:
Wait. That's...!

Dyna:
Hey, you!

von Karma:
What is it?

Dyna:
Don't gimme that! Without asking, you started to flirt with my bro!

Phoenix:
D-Dynamite!

Mia:
Why is she here!?

von Karma:
Please don't make a fool of yourself with such a foolish face to complain foolishly with. Just who are you saying is flirting around?

Dyna:
You, of course! With my bro!

von Karma:
I just happened to bump into that man. Don't jump to any foolish conclusions.

Dyna:
Ha, speak for yourself! What's this "just happened to" bullcrap? You were aiming for him from the start with that stupid plan!

von Karma:
...!

Phoenix:
N-no way... did Bonnie actually tell her about the plan?

Edgeworth:
No, I don't think she would have...

Dyna:
Don't use some stupid ways to dupe my Bro! If you don't think he's caught on yet, you got another thing comin' for ya!

von Karma:
W-what are you talking about? I'm just...

Dyna:
Huh? You still playin' dumb, lady? Figures a prosecutor like you could act as shamelessly like this.

von Karma:
...

Phoenix:
S-she knows Franziska's a prosecutor! This is kinda bad...

Mia:
It sure is... If she keeps calling her out in a public place like this, she will...!

Phoenix:
W-what will happen to her?

Mia:
I think she'll be very embarrassed.

Phoenix:
Huh?

Dyna:
A fancy-pancy prosecutor like you flirting out in the open with men? You sure got guts, lady.

von Karma:
S-stop raising your voice!

Dyna:
Ha! Then make me shut up! With your stupid whip! I dare you to use that thing on me!

von Karma:
Urk...!

Phoenix:
Yeah... that sure is embarrassing.

Mia:
She's a very proud young woman, after all. This was only expected.

Phoenix:
But you gotta hand it to her. She still hasn't let fly that whip in public yet.

Mia:
Well, her opponent is just a normal civilian. She fully understands the consequences if she does hit her... It's why that other girl would dare provoke her.

Dyna:
Hey! What's wrong? You don't feel up to it? Then I'll keep talkin' about ya! Prosecutor von Karma is a stuck-up princess who stands in the way of other people's love!

von Karma:
That's enough. You've made yourself clear already. Don't push it...!

Phoenix:
This is bad, Edgeworth! For starters, Franziska's lid isn't on that tight! ...Huh? Edgeworth?

Edgeworth:
That's enough... Franziska.

von Karma:
Miles! Let go!

Edgeworth:
We're suspending the plan. Let's go.

von Karma:
But...!

Edgeworth:
If you keep this up, you'll start a commotion. It'll only add to your shame.

von Karma:
...

Dyna:
I'm warnin' you... Next time you try gettin' in Bro's way, I'll beat the crap outta all of ya!

Edgeworth:
We'll keep it in mind.

Dyna:
Hmph! Later!


18:00

Phoenix:
Again, another failure...

Mia:
Lift your head up, Phoenix. A lawyer always smiles, no matter how bad it gets.

Phoenix:
Right... Um, actually, I'm not the one in trouble. Ms. von Karma is... Where did she go anyway?

Edgeworth:
She's left for her office, grumbling to herself with a bright red face.

Phoenix:
She... surprisingly has a cuter side to her.

Edgeworth:
In any case, today's plan was a complete failure... thanks to the little sister of the Lionhart Gang, Dynamite Lionhart.

Phoenix:
What's with that girl anyway?

Edgeworth:
Actually, I just received a call from the Chief Prosecutor. As such, it seems he's planning for Bonnie to meet with someone to arrange a marriage with.

Phoenix:
A-arrange a marriage!?

Edgeworth:
If Leon finds out about this, he might make a daring move.

Phoenix:
A daring move?

Mia:
Bonnie could be kidnapped, perhaps?

Phoenix:
Th-that is seriously bad news!

Edgeworth:
Before that can happen, we need to hurry and settle this incident between Bonnie and Leon... Hmm...

*ding*

Edgeworth:
...Since it's come to this, we have no choice but to resort to one other decisive move.

Phoenix:
A d-decisive move? Did you figure something out!?

Edgeworth:
Yes, there's one!

Phoenix:
Th-that's...!


Spoiler: Episode 3
*knock, knock*

Edgeworth:
Come in.

Gumshoe:
I've brought Bonnie Hare, sir!

Edgeworth:
Thank you, Detective. That will be all.

Bonnie:
Um... W-what is the next plan?

Phoenix:
We've twice tried to tell him to stop, but both times, we've failed to deter him. Then, we came upon one other drastic tactic.

Bonnie:
And that is...?

Phoenix:
It's the kind of plan where we find you another boyfriend, and so he'll have to give you up! Of course, you'll just pretend you have a boyfriend.

Gumshoe:
Doesn't sound as drastic as you said...

Phoenix:
No, no. It will be a big shock to Leon if he hears Bonnie has a boyfriend. He might even get angry and swing a fist at the person playing the boyfriend.

Gumshoe:
Now that you mention it, pal, that could happen. Ah, I get it! So you want me to play the role of Bunny's boyfriend? If things get dangerous, I'll fight with Leon and protect her!

Phoenix:
Pairing you up with Bonnie... might not work, Detective.

Gumshoe:
What do you mean by that, pal?

Edgeworth:
You and Bonnie don't match at all. That's what he means.

Phoenix:
E-Edgeworth, being that blunt about it could hurt his feelings... Well, it's true they don't really go well together, but it's best to leave each to his own, right?

Gumshoe:
...Mmgh. Your words of support aren't supporting at all, pal.

Edgeworth:
I've already selected someone else to play the role as Bonnie's boyfriend. He should be arriving shortly...

Gumshoe:
Y-you're...!

Godot:
Ha...! I'm not the type to be half-hearted if I've just been exposed. We'll need someone who's experienced the bitter and sweet depths of life... carefully roasted to deep, black perfection.

Phoenix:
P-Prosecutor Godot! You're actually going to take on this role?

Godot:
Don't be stupid. Once a man says "yes", there's no need to ask again... Trite.

Edgeworth:
Bonnie, this is Mr. Goto. He will be playing as your boyfriend for this round.

Bonnie:
Mr. Goto?

Phoenix:
Geez, not again, Edgeworth. At least get the name right.

Edgeworth:
If it's him, he should be able to confront with Leon Lionhart head on. At that moment, he'll try to convince him to never approach her again. It'll be the ideal scenario if he does leave. However, if by any chance he instead starts a fit in sorrow...

Godot:
Ha... then I'll treat him to a cup of coffee... the best blend, of course. A steaming hot Godot Blend #107... all over his head.

Phoenix:
I think that's a little much...

Edgeworth:
Furthermore, Bonnie will be present this time.

Bonnie:
Eh? M-me too?

Phoenix:
When he sees you with a boyfriend, it'll leave a stronger impression. It's why he has to see you two together.

Bonnie:
But, I... um...

Gumshoe:
It'll be fine, pal! Even on the off-chance that his inner beast awakens, I'll jump in and save you!

Bonnie:
Oh, but... um...

Edgeworth:
In any case, Bonnie will be sitting in for this day. Is that alright with you?

Bonnie:
Um, I... well... o-okay.

Phoenix:
(Well, she sure seems a bit shaken up... Perhaps, she's scared to meet with the man himself? ...No, somehow it doesn't feel like that either... Just what is it?)


4:34

Godot:
*gulp*
...Bah. It's the same disgusting sour taste... Hey, you want a cup?

Bonnie:
Oh, uh... but if it's sour...

Godot:
Life isn't all about bitterness. If we're to grow up, we have to take in the sweetness and sourness of it too... Same with coffee.

Bonnie:
Uh... sure...

Phoenix:
As usual, I have no idea what he's talking about.

Gumshoe:
In other words, Prosecutor Godot is too relaxed, pal!

Phoenix:
Forget that. Bonnie looks really nervous... like how she was earlier. She keeps looking around.

Gumshoe:
She must be worried about meet with that guy himself, pal. It'd be strange if she wasn't.

Phoenix:
Yeah, but... I still feel we're missing something.

Gumshoe:
What's that?

Phoenix:
That sister of Leon. She might barge in again and spoil everything.

Edgeworth:
But, there's no way she will appear this time around.

Phoenix:
Huh? How do you know?

Edgeworth:
That's because there is a very good reason she can't... probably.

Phoenix:
A reason why she can't show up... and that is?

Edgeworth:
That is all. It seems our awaited visitor has arrived...

Receptionist:
Welcome, Master Lionhart.

Leon:
...Hoh? Now this is unusual. I hadn't expected to meet you here... Bonnie.

Bonnie:
Ah! L-Leon!

Leon:
Have you come to see me? I'd welcome you then, but... it doesn't look like that's the case.

Godot:
I don't dislike those who quickly catch on. I'd also be happy if you would leave too.

Leon:
It's too bad I can't do that. Why are you sitting here... right beside her? That's my seat, Mr. Mask.

Godot:
Ha...! No matter who he is, every man wears a mask on his face... or over his heart. Even you bear one to keep the beast in, don't you?

Leon:
...Heh. You're a pretty interesting fellow. I think we can get along. I'll treat you sometime.

Phoenix:
It looks like they're doing pretty well...

Leon:
So, just who is this masked man... Bonnie?

Bonnie:
Uh, um...

Leon:
You're not going to tell me that he's your boyfriend, are you?

Bonnie:
Ah...

Godot:
And what if she does?

Leon:
I'm asking Bonnie. You shut up and drink your coffee.

Godot:
There are times when a man has to open his mouth. To drink coffee, or when he has to explain the situation instead of his quiet girlfriend.

Leon:
Ho... so I was right. Then tell me your name.

Godot:
My name is Godot... Bonnie's boyfriend.

Leon:
Don't tell me things I didn't ask you.

Godot:
Oh, excuse me... But sometimes, a man bears more to his name. Don't you feel the same way... first son of the Lionhart Gang?

Leon:
So you know of me, do you?

Godot:
Yeah. Pretty well. The hungry lion who's always chasing my kitten around.

Leon:
"My kitten"...?

Godot:
As her boyfriend, I reserve the right to call her that... just as I can call bad coffee "bad".

Leon:
I'm honestly surprised... that Bonnie actually has a boyfriend.

Bonnie:
Uh...

Leon:
This is the first that I've heard of it. She didn't even tell my sister.

Godot:
You know why she'd keep quiet, don't you? Women are like coffee... they're better quiet. It's enough if they just occasionally talk to you.

Leon:
Hmph. Looking at you is like looking at myself... and I've had enough of it

Godot:
Kindred spirits? If you're gonna quit, then go ahead and save me the trouble.

Leon:
That's up to Bonnie to decide. May I ask her myself?

Godot:
Fine. Do what you need to, only until I finish my coffee. But, I'll only take one bad cup of coffee. That's one of my rules. I won't wait for long...

Leon:
Bonnie, is this man really your boyfriend?

Bonnie:
Ah... um...

Leon:
Which is it, Bonnie? Do you really love this man!? Do you love this masked man more than me!?

Bonnie:
Um, I...!

Phoenix:
Suddenly, I've got a bad feeling about this... Will it really be alright?

Leon:
Answer me, Bonnie! Is this man really your boyfriend!? Do you truly love this masked man more than me!? Which is it, dammit!?

Bonnie:
Eek!

*splash*

Gumshoe:
Ah! Prosecutor Godot just splashed coffee on him, pal!!

Phoenix:
We're doomed.

Leon:
You bastard... What the hell are you doing!?

Godot:
An agitated man who only knows how to howl deserves to wake up to a cup to the face. That's one of my rules.

Leon:
...Interesting. Thanks to that, it's fully awake now... the beast that lurks within!

Gumshoe:
This is bad, pal! He's gone outside the bounds!

Phoenix:
W-we have to stop them!

Bonnie:
Hold it!

Leon:
B-Bonnie?

Bonnie:
P-please hold it right there. I-I... I... I...!

Leon:
Bonnie...

Godot:
Young lady...

Phoenix:
W-what is she going to say?

Bonnie:
Ooh... I... um... I'm sorry!!

Leon:
Hey, Bonnie! Wait!

Phoenix:
Hey! Bonnie just ran off!

Edgeworth:
After her, Wright!

Phoenix:
Right! Let's go!

Gumshoe:
I'm coming too, pal!


12:18

Phoenix:
*pant, pant, pant*
...How about you, Detective Gumshoe!?

Gumshoe:
No good, pal! I can't find her anywhere!

Phoenix:
In any case, I'll go back to the restaurant for now and meet up with Edgeworth to let him know. You keep searching for her without me!

Gumshoe:
You got it, pal!

Phoenix:
(Bonnie... why did you just run off?)


12:52

Phoenix:
It's no good, Edgeworth! As I thought, she's nowhere to be found... but at least Detective Gumshoe's still searching.

Dyna:
Don't screw with me, numbskull!

Phoenix:
I'M SORRY!! ...Wait. Huh!? Dyna Lionhart! Why is she here!?

Dyna:
Hey! You, the jerk in the mask! Who said you could play as Bonnie's boyfriend!?

Godot:
Ha. When being scolded by a woman, just quietly sip your coffee... Well, this is a surprise.

Phoenix:
Hey, Edgeworth! Why is Dyna Lionhart here? You said so yourself that she couldn't show up!

Edgeworth:
The situation's changed. The only reason keeping her away has disappeared.

Phoenix:
The only reason...? So what is it?

Bonnie:
Hey! Listen to a woman when she's talking! Mr. Goto!

*ding*

Edgeworth:
It's exactly as I thought.

???#1:
Yo! Is this the place, Tray Bien!?

???#2:
Where the hell is Leon Lionhart!?

Phoenix:
W-what's with these guys?

Edgeworth:
It looks like the Hyena Gang.

Hyena#3:
Hey! Get out here, Leon Lionhart! You made a clown outta me last time!

Phoenix:
Eh? That guy... isn't he the one who bumped into the waitress before!?

Edgeworth:
It seems he's brought his fellow henchmen into the fray with him this time.

Hyena#3:
Hey, blondie! I got somethin' to ask ya!

Dyna:
Sh-shut up! You're in the way!

Hyena#3:
Whoa, there. You're quite the feisty girl, ain't ya? You know you're talking to the Hyenas!?

Phoenix:
This isn't good, Edgeworth! The Hyena and Lionhart gangs are in the middle of a gang war! If that girl, Dyna, is found out... they won't let her off that easily!

Edgeworth:
That is, if she really is the real Dynamite Lionhart.

Phoenix:
Huh? W-what do you mean?

Edgeworth:
You still don't get it, Wright? I've already got her real identity figured out.

Phoenix:
Her real... identity?

Edgeworth:
Think about it. Why would she so happen to show up at this particular time?

Phoenix:
At this particular time... after Bonnie ran off? So then...

Edgeworth:
This is the third time she's arrived to interrupt us. She only appeared under certain circumstances, no, she could only appear under those circumstances.

Phoenix:
You've been saying that since earlier...

Edgeworth:
That reason... is Bonnie Hare. She only comes when Bonnie isn't in our sights.

Phoenix:
When Bonnie isn't around...? Well, you do have a point.

Edgeworth:
Furthermore, she's fully aware of the plans we prepare in advance. Now why is that?

Phoenix:
That's because... Bonnie had told her about them...

Edgeworth:
Tsk, tsk, tsk. At this point, you should try a different train of thought. For example, what if she had been part of our meetings from the start?

Phoenix:
In that case...

*ding*

Phoenix:
...N-no way! You don't mean...!?

Edgeworth:
This time around, I had purposely mispronounced Mr. Godot's name up to now. As I had expected just earlier, she referred to him as "Mr. Goto".

Phoenix:
...Ah!

Edgeworth:
If you think about it that way, everything else falls into place. The timing of Dyna's appearances, the way she knew about our plans, the reason why she recognized Franziska, and the reason why she mistook Godot's name...

Phoenix:
So that means... the real identity of the blonde girl is...!

Hyena#3:
Talkin' big even when you don't know your place!? You're just askin' for it!

Dyna?:
Ah... ugh...

Godot:
Stop right there. Ganging up on a helpless young lady... is simply shameful.

Hyena#3:
Who the hell asked you, ya masked bastard!? If you tryin' to challenge the Hyena Gang... then you'll get beaten up with this woman! Aren't ya!?

Phoenix:
Anyway, we have to help them! She and Godot are in trouble!

Edgeworth:
Why hasn't Detective Gumshoe arrived yet!?

Phoenix:
We can't wait for him! We'll have to save them ourselves!

Edgeworth:
Nngh...! There's no choice, then!

Hyena#3:
Yo! I had enough! Jus' tear up this whole damn place! If you wanna blame someone, blame Leon Leonhart!

Leon:
Stop right there, you fiends!

Hyena#3:
L-Leon!

Leon:
Your opponent is me! Leave these civilians out of this! You damn Hyenas!
[I know hyenas aren't dogs, but I meant "dog" as in "lackey"]

Hyena#3:
So ya finally showed up, did ya!? We'll lynch ya!

Leon:
...How amusing. If you want some, come and get it! You've awakened it, you know... the beast that lurks within me!

Hyena#3:
T-take him down, guys!

Hyenas:
Grrraaaaaaahhh!!

*bonkity-boink*

Hyenas:
Aaaaaaah!!

Leon:
Heh. They were all bark and no bite.

Phoenix:
H-he took out all five... in an instant!

Hyena#3:
...I'b bery zawrry...

Leon:
Are you alright, miss?

Dyna?:
Uh... I...

Leon:
Having trouble standing, huh? Here, grab on.

Dyna?:
Th-thank you... Leon.

Leon:
...! This voice... it can't be! Are you... Bonnie?

Bonnie:
Ah!

Leon:
I knew it... it IS you!

Phoenix:
So you really did dress up as someone else, huh?

Bonnie:
D-did you already know?

Phoenix:
Uh, yeah... well, at least just earlier.

Leon:
Wait a sec! I still don't understand what's going on! Can someone tell me?

Phoenix:
Sure. I'll start from the beginning...


19:52

Leon:
I see... so that's what happened.

Phoenix:
But there's still something I don't understand. Why did you dress up like this?
[I didn't think he was talking around her, but that he was still talking to him]

Bonnie:
It's... uh...

Leon:
What is it? You can tell me.

Bonnie:
Th-the truth is... I was trying to defy my father!

Edgeworth:
What do you mean?

Godot:
A sheltered daughter defying her strict father... something like that.

Bonnie:
Yes. I, um... I've always kept my feelings holed up. I'd fight any selfish urges and keep quiet about them, so my father wouldn't be upset. That's why I ended up trying to fight back, just this one time..

Leon:
Bonnie...

Phoenix:
That's strange.

Edgeworth:
What is, Wright?

Phoenix:
Edgeworth, don't you find something odd about it?

Edgeworth:
What are you talking about?

Phoenix:
Bonnie tried to make trouble for her father by acting as someone else, right? If so, I feel like it contradicts something else.

Edgeworth:
A contradiction?

Bonnie:
Leon, I'm just this kind of woman. So please, don't keep following me any more. If you do, you'll just end up in trouble... And Dynamite too.

Leon:
Bonnie!

Bonnie:
Goodbye... Leon.

Phoenix:
Objection! Bonnie, you're lying!

Bonnie:
L-lying? But I... I'm not lying.

Phoenix:
I believe you were really trying to fight back against your strict father. But your claim that you only used Leon for that contradicts a certain piece of evidence!

Edgeworth:
What do you mean by that, Wright!?

Godot:
In that case, we should let him point it out... Trite, your evidence.

Phoenix:
Yes, of course... Take that!

Bonnie:
Ah!

Leon:
That's... a photo of me!

Phoenix:
The one who dropped this was Dyna Lionhart. If she really loved her brother so much, it wouldn't be strange that she'd bring a picture of him with her. However, the real owner of this photo is actually Bonnie, who disguised herself as Dyna!

Bonnie:
Th-that's...! I... er... uh...

Phoenix:
In that case, if Bonnie really wanted to defy her father, she wouldn't need to bring this photo with her!

Bonnie:
Ah...! Eeeh... Eeeeeeeeek!

Edgeworth:
Oh, so that's what you were talking about. Now I know what you mean, Wright.

Leon:
Hey! What are you talking about!?

Phoenix:
That is something that you should ask Bonnie, not me.

Bonnie:
But!

Edgeworth:
Tell the truth, your real feelings.

Phoenix:
Well, Bonnie? You should tell it to Leon.

Bonnie:
But if I do that, what will my father do to Leon...?

Leon:
Bonnie, you don't have to worry about me. I'll be fine! Please, tell me your true feelings.

Bonnie:
I... I understand. I... I... I really like you, Leon!

Leon:
Bonnie!

Bonnie:
When I first met you, I always thought you were so cool. You were totally different from me, free to roam and do whatever you want. But, if my father were to find out, it'd only make more trouble for you! So, when I heard that my father went to Mr. Edgeworth to discuss about you, he was going to keep you away from me. So that's why I dressed up as Dynamite and tried to get in their way! I'm so sorry!

Leon:
It's not your fault, but... because you did, you almost got in trouble.

Bonnie:
But, I had to do something or I'd be torn away from you! I couldn't let that happen! I tried my best even though I was scared. I tried so hard...

Leon:
Bonnie... heh, what do I do with you?

Godot:
This special blend... tastes a little too sweet all of a sudden.

Phoenix:
Whew... And with that, all the problems are resolved.

Edgeworth:
Nonsense. The most important problem has not been resolved yet, Wright.

Phoenix:
Huh? What now?

Edgeworth:
Even if she's finally spoken out, they are still the son of a gang leader and the daughter of the Chief Prosecutor. No matter what, there is absolutely no possibility that they can stay together.

Phoenix:
N-no way! That's...

Edgeworth:
Not to mention, she has already been scheduled to meet for an arranged marriage... as the Chief Prosecutor has stated.

Leon:
Hey, is that really true?

Bonnie:
Yes... actually, it was supposed to be today.

Edgeworth:
The SP will be come to pick her up here presently.

Phoenix:
No way!

Edgeworth:
Leon Lionhart.

Leon:
Urf... what?

Edgeworth:
You don't have any time left. You'd better make up your mind.

Leon:
Yeah... I can't do anything to stop the meeting. Heh... well, looks I don't have a choice.

Bonnie:
What? B-but...

Leon:
I don't have a choice... but to take you with me now!

Bonnie:
Ah! L-Leon!

Leon:
Come run away with me, Bonnie!

Bonnie:
Eh!?

Leon:
If I'm with you, I don't care what happens to me! I'll leave the rest of the gang to my sister! What do you say, Bonnie?

Bonnie:
Y... yes! I'll go with you! I'll stay with you through whatever comes our way!

Leon:
Alright! Then hang on tight!

Edgeworth:
...And they're gone.

Phoenix:
Yep. As they say, "and they lived happily ever after". Not bad.

Edgeworth:
Indeed. And now that she's freed herself from her father's control, she can finally choose to follow her own path. Perhaps it's for the best.

Phoenix:
Hey, by any chance, did you mean to stir up Leon by telling him about the meeting?

Edgeworth:
I have no idea what you mean by that.

Phoenix:
Ha. Even you might sometimes pull something like that. But... is this really alright with you?

Edgeworth:
Hmm? What is it?

Phoenix:
Well, the Chief Prosecutor asked you to get Leon away from Bonnie...

Edgeworth:
...Ah.

Phoenix:
(Now he gets it...)

Edgweorth:
Mmph... nnngh... Just how should I explain this to the Chief Prosecutor?


28:54

Edgeworth:
...Which is to say, even after I've gathered all of you for this, it ended up like this.

Maya:
Aw, but hey! At least they were happy in the end! Things are all right!

Godot:
And who knows... They've gone off somewhere and are enjoying life.

Phoenix:
But Franziska's the only one who's still huffy over it...

*whip*

Phoenix:
Owwww!

von Karma:
Phoenix Wright... and you, Miles. I expect to be well compensated for the shame I had to endure!

Edgeworth:
Mmph... I'll keep that in mind.

Phoenix:
*wobble*
...By the way, Edgeworth, how did things go with the Chief Prosecutor?

Edgeworth:
A-as I was telling him about what happened, he spewed foam from his mouth and collapsed to the floor in a faint.

Phoenix:
Ehh!?

Maya:
I guess it really came as a shock. Well, his only precious daughter eloped. There's no helping it.

Phoenix:
And I bet Edgeworth got a good scolding for it later...

von Karma:
You should look forward to your next month's salary assessment, Miles.

Edgeworth:
...! Kkkrrggh...

Gumshoe:
Mr. Edgeworth, sir! If you ever need someone to talk to, you can always come to me! I'll show you the places where you can eat cheap noodles, sir!

Edgeworth:
Urgh... Thanks for the offer, but no thanks.

Gumshoe:
But now that we're done, it means the end of your tag team, right, pal?

Phoenix:
Yeah. But who'd have thought I'd one day team up with Edgeworth?

Maya:
Huh? What are you talking about? It's too early to dissolve the team!

Gumshoe:
What do you mean, pal?

Phoenix:
Yeah. We already finished our job.

Maya:
Hm, hm, hm! You shouldn't underestimate such an excellent assistant like me! I already hauled in a bunch of clients for Team Edgewright!

Phoenix:
Huh?

Maya:
Hmm, first off, we'll look for a missing parrot!

Phoenix:
Huh??

Maya:
Then, we'll get to cleaning my room! Ah, wait! How about this? The Steel Samurai Hero Show! You'll wear suits of the Steel Samurai and the Evil Magistrate and clash in battle on the rooftop of a department store!

Edgeworth:
The Steel Samurai... you say?

Phoenix:
Uh, Maya? None of those things call specifically for the two of us!

Maya:
Now, now. Don't say it's pointless! I'm sure they'll be coming in droves to enlist you guys!

Godot:
Ha! That's right. Next time... you two can help me with my investigations.

Phoenix:
Whaaat!?

von Karma:
In that case... I wonder what I should request from you?

Edgeworth:
What? Even Franziska too!?

Maya:
Hey, what about you, Detective Gumshoe? You need anything?

Gumshoe:
Ah, yeah... well, I'm feeling pretty hungry, pal.

Maya:
Then these guys can treat you to dinner sometime!

Gumshoe:
Whoa! That's a GREAT idea, pal!

*ding*

Phoenix:
...Edgeworth, I guess this would be a good time to send them our regards.

Edgeworth:
Hmph. I too had the same idea.

Gumshoe:
Oh! It can't end without this!

Maya:
Okay! Then give it all you've got!

Edgeworth:
Very well...

Phoenix:
Here goes nothing...

Both:
Objection!!


...And now I will rinse my brain with bleach and aromatic fragrances. Good day.
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I own the drama cd but I never even unwrapped my special edition, so bless this translation. Thank you. :phoenix:
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Thanks for the translation! Still, what kind of story is that? It's strange enough that Franziska joins such an insane action, but Godot? I can't think of anything in the timeline when this would have been even possible.
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Viktoria von Karma wrote:
Thanks for the translation! Still, what kind of story is that? It's strange enough that Franziska joins such an insane action, but Godot? I can't think of anything in the timeline when this would have been even possible.

It's never been stated that these CD dramas would be canon in any way, but I think they dropped an anvil here with the writing. I don't know who exactly came up with the idea or if Yamazaki was even heading the project, but it is just an extra for people who ordered their limited eds of the AA123 package.

I actually wouldn't mind another of these, but yes, this one was even more ridiculous than the previous two.
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This was great but at the same time... what the heck did I just read???? :udgey:
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