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Steel Turnabout wrote:
:meekins: Gumshoe! Gumshoe! Skater Andy's pokemon are seriously screwed because of the Nuzlocke Challenge!
Looks like he needs to...
Grind.
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Looks like he needs to... Grind. YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
LMFAO XD
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HoboPhoenix wrote:
Steel Turnabout wrote:
:meekins: Gumshoe! Gumshoe! Skater Andy's pokemon are seriously screwed because of the Nuzlocke Challenge!
Looks like he needs to...
Grind.
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Looks like he needs to... Grind. YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
LMFAO XD
oh and early grats on ace attorney :3
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And thank you, I made it up in 2 minutes. Quick humour ftw!
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Spoiler:
DUDE!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!? THAT HURT!!!! 
YOUR HONOR!!! I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS!!!!
What is it Mr. Wright? I'm just about ready to hand down my verdict. Can it wait? No your honor... BECAUSE YOU ARE THE MURDERER!!! WHAT?!?!?!?!
WHAT'S YOUR PROOF?!?! An unidentified substance was found on the victim. What is that substance made out of? It's unidentified! Ema? 
It's composed of atoms.
THE JUDGE IS ALSO MADE OF ATOMS!!! ... Wright... I'm also made of atoms... Accomplice!!! My desk is made of atoms. THE REAL MURDER WEAPON!!! EVERYTHING IS MADE OF ATOMS!!!! Wow... A lot of murder weapons... Your honor... Needless to say this is completely idi- Makes perfect sense to me! I must've forgotten about my murderous wrath. I prenounce both myself and Edgeworth 
I WIN!!!
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Wait, I'M made of atoms!
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Giggity Giggity Goo!
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THAT'S IT! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I WILL HAVE FINALLY HAVE SEX WITH NICK! I'M JUST GONNA GO STRAIGHT TO THE POINT! HERE GOES! Hey! Nick! Yes? I have been trying to ask you for years if you want to have sexual intercourse with me but you do not seem to get my obvious innuendos. ...OH!!! Now I see... You want to have sex with me. Yes!!! No thanks. I don't want to.
...B-but... Grrrr... (I... I have to convince him somehow.) Nick! I just want to clarify something you. You never had sex with me, correct? Yes...?:Maya: You know who else never had sex with me? SATAN.
Are you Satan?!?
Well that's... WHAT?!? NO!!! Why would you... Then prove it by having sex with me! Huh? It's only logical. I... I... guess... I feel like there's a flaw in your logic somewhere but my brain hurts too much to care. And Maya shoots... and scores!
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Later in the courtroom:
: HERE is my evidence! *pulls noodle stand out and show it* : ..? : Okay, and what's that?
: That's a noodle stand! ;D
: Apollo.. are you okay?
: I'm bada.. fine!
: So, uuhm, I go... : NO! Don't leave my fucking courtroom! : What?*
smashed the door* : Fffffff...!
: Ready to rock'n'roll, Herr Forehead? : .... I love you.*
go to him and punch him in the face* : No punching in my f...... courtroom! : Okay.*Fangirls screams*
: That was.. that was.. A FALCON PUUUUNCH! : ... : ... : ...
: Uh.. uhm.. I.. Uhm.. I mean.. YOU ARE GUILTY! : Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.. Witness! Enter the stand, quick!
: Ah ha ha.. heh.. uh.. Name and occupation please. : ((Damn, what was this? Another fangirl of him?))
: Oh, you are so sweeeeeeet! *blushes red* : Thanks for the compliment. So, name and occupation, please? : Uhm.. Jean. I have the Tres Bien.. : So, do you want help me to find a nice.. Tres Bien, madame ? : Sure I can do! .. Wait, what? The Tres Bien is a restaurant! : Don't interesting me. So, you can help me, ja? : O-B-J-E-C-T-I-O-N! Help what? : With the thing, that you are guilty. : WHAAAAAAAAAAAA-? I'm NOT guilty, you GLIMMEROUS FOP!...........
: Anything wrong? : What are you saying?
: THAT'S MY NAME! ... For him, of course. : ... Huh? I don't remember.. : *reads an auto-magazine* WHOAAAAAAA! SO QUIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! : .... : .... : .... : ....
: .... Munch. : Oh okay then. I'll give my.. What was the name again? : Well, actually that isn't funny.. The judge forgot the name. Hah. CHORDS OF STEEL! : ... : Right, Herr Forehead. You are so good. Now, don't blame me! : Blame? You? What? : ... Alright. When I can see it, why are you woke up in my bedroom.. In my arm? : AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! : And.. this thing. Why are you kissing my brother-heart? : .... You're lying. And I CAN PROVE IT! : Ja? And what? : Uhm.. that I wasn't in your bedroom and I doesn't kiss your brother. Okay? : Okay. Prove it. : I want to present.. this. : .. and what is that to prove anything? : It's a snackoo! I mean, something of that.. : This evidence proves, that I wasn't in your bedroom and I doesn't kiss your brother!....
....
....
: Thanks. : ALONE TIME!!!!! YEAH! : Uhm.. uhn.. Can we.. : GUILTYYYYYYYYY! : .. Huh? : He means me. So, alright. Don't visit me again in my bedroom. : But I wasn't in your bedroom! *shot*I know, that isn't funny, but I tried it.
The beginning was quite fun, just with all the ups and downs
But suddenly, we’re tired, from a waste of meaningless emotions
But suddenly, we’re tired, from a waste of meaningless emotions
시작은 뭐 즐거웠었네 오르락내리락 그 자체로 어느새 서로 지쳐버렸네 의미 없는 감정소모에
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Are you lonely? Can you not get a date? I sure can't get a guy I like. Well... Introducing the magatama 2.0! This magatama gets rid of the need of presenting evidence. You can just read minds!
Oh... Nick... I didn't know you felt that way about me... Are those features enough? NO!!! This magatama allows you to look though peoples' clothes. NICK! YOU'RE NAKED!!!! No I'm not! That's the power of the magatama 2.0! Now let's make out naked now that there is nothing to hide! I love the magatama 2.0! You aren't the only one! Here are some other people who experienced the joy of the magatama 2.0!Can you guys do me a favor and make some other experiences using the magatama 2.0?
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What's wrong, Larry? I used the Magatama 2.0 while drawing for Franzy's Whiplash Splash, and I saw her naked, and she was so beautiful, I had to comment...AND SHE WHIPPED THE CRAP OUT OF MEEEE!!! That's Franziska for you. Did you at least enjoy our product? 
Yes! I give it a thumbs-up. Goodie. Okay, what about our next customer? I, personally, love this Magatama 2.0. I get to see what everyone thinks of me... That's great, Your Honor. ...*GASP* PHOENIX WRIGHT!!! What? YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT?!
Of course not, Your Honor. Guilty, Phoenix Wright! GUILTY!!! *Bangs gavel on Phoenix's head.* Ow! Wow. Who else used this thing?
Mr. Nick, the Magatama 2.0 allows me to see the future! Really? That's great, Pearl.
Mr. Nick! How could you not be with Mystic Maya in the future? *Smacks him* OW!!!
PHOENIX WRIGHT!!! *Gulp* Well, that's all the time we have today for this commercial. Ummm...Join us later for more customers who have enjoyed the Magatama 2.0!
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Who else has something to say?
... NEXT! 
I finally met my true love!!! Maggey? NO! I'm over her! (Hugs bag of instant noodles) 
Oh noodles... You are the only one who doesn't think mean things about me. I love you...
Ooookay.... who else?
I also found my true love! WHAAAAAA?!?!?!? B-blitu?!?! Yeah! But who could it be?!
Sup. That's right! This product can even help an unsociable and unlikable person such as blitu to get a girl! Why wouldn't you want this product?!?!
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Are you ready for another Hilarious funny? Well here it is! ... Uh... Blitu? Get to writing! Why...? What's the point? I get no appreciation... Of course you do! No one makes a comment like: "Ooh Blitu ur sooo funny." or "Blitu!!! I want ur Babiez lol" No one tells me I'm funny.
Well... I appreciate you! YOU CALLED ME INSOCIABLE AND UNLIKABLE!!! It was a joke! Listen... Do you wanna know how to get comments like that? How? Take an old joke and modernize it... Make it your own... Be edgy and you'll be the next pudding! Someone say my name? I was mas- Try using this old joke! So I have to put a new spin on an old joke...Spoiler: Fresh and new
EXTREEEEEEEEEME ALOOOOONE TIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!! I'm awaiting your love and adoration.
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... What? What's with that look? Not a single post since I wrote that funny 2 weeks ago. I must've made such a bad funny that everyone killed themselves. That should've worked... Hm.... I'm out of ideas... I've got an idea! Oh god... Include a lesbian sex scene with explicit details! That is the most sick... Wait... Did you just say something... smart? Indeed I did Wrighto! Now I'm an upstanding citizen lending help and love to everyone!
Oh... Gant... That was beautiful... I love you Gant... Sorry Pearl! I don't touch children anymore! Well... reality is slowly destroying itself around us so try a lesbian sex scene with explicit details. Maybe people will start posting again to if anything say something like "stop double-posting" or "That wasn't very appropriate." I'll try... NEXT TIME!!!!
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Blitu wrote:
:base: ...
What? What's with that look?
Not a single post since I wrote that funny 2 weeks ago. I must've made such a bad funny that everyone killed themselves.
That should've worked... Hm.... I'm out of ideas...
I've got an idea!
Oh god...
Include a lesbian sex scene with explicit details!
That is the most sick...
Wait... Did you just say something... smart?
Indeed I did Wrighto! Now I'm an upstanding citizen lending help and love to everyone!
Oh... Gant... That was beautiful... I love you Gant...
Sorry Pearl! I don't touch children anymore!
Well... reality is slowly destroying itself around us so try a lesbian sex scene with explicit details. Maybe people will start posting again to if anything say something like "stop double-posting" or "That wasn't very appropriate."
I'll try...
NEXT TIME!!!!
What? What's with that look? Not a single post since I wrote that funny 2 weeks ago. I must've made such a bad funny that everyone killed themselves. That should've worked... Hm.... I'm out of ideas... I've got an idea! Oh god... Include a lesbian sex scene with explicit details! That is the most sick... Wait... Did you just say something... smart? Indeed I did Wrighto! Now I'm an upstanding citizen lending help and love to everyone! Oh... Gant... That was beautiful... I love you Gant... Sorry Pearl! I don't touch children anymore! Well... reality is slowly destroying itself around us so try a lesbian sex scene with explicit details. Maybe people will start posting again to if anything say something like "stop double-posting" or "That wasn't very appropriate." I'll try... NEXT TIME!!!!
I'm liking EXTREME ALONE TIME! Sounds badass.
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hmmm... extreme alone time is popular but I promised a lesbian sex scene... hmm... I'll think about how to do this as the funny starts------------------29,000 feet in the air---------------
Alright! I'm just gonna jump out of this plane and hve my alone time while skydiving!*jumps*
EXTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRREEEE- Wait a minute... I have nothing to have my alone time to... Hey edge- ahhh!!! Put that thing away!!! But Phoenix... I need my extreme alone time! Fine... just... do it over there... No! There is nothing for me to think about... I can't do it! Then pull your parachute and do it when we land... I have no parachute! I was going to, (much like a jetpack) use my se- No more! I get it! I'm going to die unless some kind of alone time material happens... hmm... lesbians... alone time... ... I may live if some alone time material appears... ...lesbians... I just thought of an example of alone time material... lesbians! ...alone time... Uh... wouldn't it be great if by some random chance lesbians appeared thereby giving Edgeworth alone time material and saving him? ...If he's skydiving... no... Blitu could make a lesbian scene occur and save Edgeworth! ...bmx bike... BLITU! MAKE A FREAKING LESBIAN SCENE OCCUR BEFORE WE BOTH DIE! I got it! I can make a lesbian scene occur to sav-*CCCCRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHHHH*
Whoops...To be continued...
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Hey everyone today I have something that will totally dazzle your minds : Hey Nick theres some totally non-suspicious guy advertising something. : Ok lets have a look shall we. : Everyone I present to you the AWESOMENESS BOX!
Wow I'm impressed. Too bad Jack can't be here and witness this. : That seems like the coolest thing ever and in the history of cool. : Hmmm yes but what does it do. What it does you may ask? Well its something that can make everyone permanetly awesome.
:WHOAAAAAAA cool.
: Sign me up bro, I WANNA BE AWESOMESAUCE. : See well meet my cat, Shoe he used to be non-awesomesauce but I made him eat chocolate cupcakes with coffee flavored icing and now hes totally awesomesauce.
: (You said it was tuna flavored.) :Now people who want it raise your hands or shout at the top of your lungs. : Ummm me please.
: GIVE ME THIS AWESOMENESS BOX NOWWWWWWWWWWWW. : Me please atleast I don't shout so even Super Mario can hear it. : Me please I am awesome but I want it to be permanent. 
: We want one. TBC.
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: I want one so Minuki doesn't kill me. :You're gosh darn right I will.
: Ummmm well me please. : I WANT ONE TOOOOO.
: Meh me too I guess. 
: I want one please. :Wow most of you want one. Now Shoe ask for their names and deliver them.
: Hey I want one too.
: Hey me too. : Uh fine hey Head band wearer whats your name.TBC
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Imma let this one slide, seeing as you're new here. But next time, you're getting a load of my Death Kwon Do! /RegularShowreference
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: Hey everyone today we are going to be doing a-
: YOU SAID WE'D BE DOING A PARODY OF MOTHER 3. : Crap you're right well anyway. =Boney because hes freaking awesome. : I IS AWESOME meowwwwwwwww. : D'awwwwwwwwwwww. = Claus because .........Why did we choose him again? : WHY AM I THE ONE WHO COMMITS SUICIDE? = Lucas because..........EPICNESS. : WEEEEEEEEEE.
=Flint (LOL YA RLLY). : Derp.
= Hinawa(YESH YESH.)
: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. : Hey thats my job fool. = Duster. : YO MAMA. = Kumatora : MY PIE!Weelll um someones got to be Salsa so we are going to make
have another role.NOW BEGIN STOREH!
: Hello people sadly this is the only time you are going to be seeing me in Tepig122's funnies so um JUST BEGIN THE FREAKING FUNNY ALREADY. : Good only line in Tepig122's first funny. Sadly I'm going to be replaced with Jacques because Tepig122 loves him more than me. : In a land farrrrr away there is an island. On the island theres alot of life and other cruddy resources. Also on the island theres a village. North of the village theres a forest and north-eastern of the forest theres a mountain. On the mountain theres a cabin. Ahh well IMMA AWAKE TIME TO CHOKE JUAN. I mean pet those cattle and hopefully make some sense with . : HEHEHEHEHEH DIEE REDD WHITE. TBC.
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Don't do that again.
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No posts... They're all sad and killed themselves because I didn't give then m extreme alone time or lesbian stuff... I'm a failure! Enough! A FAILURE! ENOUGH!!!! All you do is complain and frankly I'm sick of it... Make a funny! DO you honestly think anyone's going to like you if you just complain!?!?! You're one to talk! You don't even make funnies! ... Oh haven't I? How do you think I became the main character of a video game? My funny was so funny I was made into a video game character! You made a funny... about yourself... on a fansite for a video game that didn't exist yet to create the aforementioned game...? Uh... Makes sense to me! I will be the next Mario because of my funnies! Uh... Let's not get ahead of ourselves... I can see it now...Spoiler:
OH BLITU THAT WAS AMAZING!!! 
You can't save Maggey yet!(real world)
Ooooohh.... Yeah.... Oh... That's good... Uh... Ok... Backing away slowly....
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: Oh man this case.....I'm not sure I can memorize it on time
:Hello Neily gone swimmin' today? : Sorry Mr. Gant I've been studying the case what have you been doing? : Why I've been raeping children. But don't forget we have the same suspect for the case you've taken for interrogation at 5:30. : Yeah that's in 30 mins and its 15 mins after the awards ceremony. : Ah yes the awards ceremony, I will be in my quarters raeping children untill then. : 'Kay well I am going to have a chat with my older bro.20 mins later
: So Neil, how do you feel about your award? :I'd say its SPLENDID! : Gant, you can voice your opinion later. :Well Ms. Skye its nice to finally have a different prosecutor other than Mr. Von Karma win this award. Even though I highly respect him. : Nice to know Neily. :I think hes a pretty good at his job too. Say shouldn't you guys be preparing for the interrogation now? : Dang you're right. Come on Neily.TBC
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It's been 9 months since the last post! I guess that means I have to make another funny to keep this thread al-
Enough. This thread is dead. It's been dead. He's right. You are the only one who cares. Phoenix? There are some things you have to accept. Things you have to let go of. Sure it'll hurt... But... This thread is the reason I know about court records at all. I...I don't want to see it go!
*Ka-whip* Stop being such a foolish fool. *Ka-whip* It's done! It had a good run! Accept what it was! *Ka-Wh-* ... HUH!?!?! Grr... *Has grabbed Franziska's whip mid-whip* Shut up! *Takes whip from Franny* You don't understand! You still have a life on this site! Without this all I have is an RP that I can't start! *Runs off crying with the whip* : ... He... he... Yes Edgeworth... he's right... we have to keep this thread alive for his sake. He... He grabbed my whip in midair! That... foo... no... That man, deserves respect. That was pretty badass! Alright guys, are we just gonna compliment blitu like he was a self-insert character in a bad fanfic and bore/creep out the readers, or are we gonna fix the thread? Let's fix the thread! Edgeworth! Start writing some funny scripts! You got it! Godot! Find everyone else! I'm way ahead of you! Franziska! Uh... I... What else is there to... WAAAAAAH!!!! Uh.. Go cheer blitu up! How? Uh... well... you remember that funny where blitu fantasized about being a videogame character? Yeeeess? Well uh maybe you could... shwhmurbubs... What? I mean you could flashimurti Flash him my what? Show him your boobs! Your knockers! Your funbags! Your Bosoms! Your... I get it! But I wasn't done! You are SO lucky I don't have my whip. *sigh* Fine... I'll do it! But just because he earned my respect! Stop complimenting him! *appears behind phoenix* Phoenix is right. GAH! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!? Since you said the word 'boobs'. But that's not the point. The point is... though the characters compliment me, I'm no great writer. I just type up stuff that makes me laugh and submit it. Which is why I talk to you... reader... Write a funny right now. don't try and think of one and just let the funny come out of you. don't worry whether or not it's good, worry about whether you're proud of it or not. If your proud of it, then the funny is good. So every single person who reads this. PLEASE. Make a funny, and together we can revive this thread. (Use good grammar though.) ... That... was kinda lame... Seriously? THAT'S your ending? Yes.
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: Hi. : Hello. : I think this thread is dead.
: EXCELLENT! THAT EVEN RHYMED! YOU'RE A GENIUS. : ... : *comes in* What in the foolishing foolish world are you saying, you foolish foolishy fool? : I regr- I mean, I said nothing. : Yeah, sure. : He said, that I'm a genius. Does this make me a genius? : ... : ... This thread is so dead, LOL. : I'm bored now. : Me too. : ... : Swimming anyone? : ... : ... : ...*
+ leaves quickly* : HEY COME BACK! IN THE FORSAKEN WORLD, PLEASE COME BAAAAAACK!I'm so unfunny.
The beginning was quite fun, just with all the ups and downs
But suddenly, we’re tired, from a waste of meaningless emotions
But suddenly, we’re tired, from a waste of meaningless emotions
시작은 뭐 즐거웠었네 오르락내리락 그 자체로 어느새 서로 지쳐버렸네 의미 없는 감정소모에
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Well blitu... congratulations! The thread is alive again! I must say... I... am quite... impressed... Thank... you... Why... are... we... talking... like... this...? Franziska's flustered so she's kind pf hesitant to show her sensitive side to blitu. And by the look of things blitu likes her back. I got you a present... It's a diamond whip... Th-thank... you... Wait... Didn't he like Maggey too? ... ... ... Well? ... Uh... I... Uh... Pleasegoddontwhipme. ... Fine. I won't whip you if the guests who read this make accounts and also make funnies. Then it's settled then! ... Really? What? Really? That's how you're trying to get more funnies? ... Yup. That's pretty lame... I know. But it also gives me free range to flirt with as many girls as I want! ... ... ... God you're desperate. Sorry! I can't hear you over the HOT LESBIAN ORGY! SWEET! Oh... Franziska... your br-(scene cut for time)
Wow! That was so hot! ... Ahem... But seriously... Make funnies and I'll stop making blitu funnies (with phoenix and pals) and start making Phoenix wright funnies again (With random appearances by the incredibly popular and well-endowed blitu)
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Do you see the black one...or the white?
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I shall partake in my daily leisurely activity that will involve a vulgar magazine and the use of one's own personal facilities.
And I shall continue to falsely testify to my less than adequate replacement about my life's trivial pursuits explaining how I have come to be the man I am today. And I will continue to listen and cling onto his every word as absolute truth. Our heroes ladies and gentlemen.
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I feel the same
CatMuto wrote:
Pierre wrote:
Man...that looks dull...this actually makes me worried for KH3 (since that team worked on the battle system)
I feel the same
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Yes sir! Bye Lana! See you guys later.Meanwhile with Neily and Gant.
Now let's just make this quick and chipper, my boy. Tallyho! I don't want to have to rape him like I did with that whiny little brat with hair like pasta and ginger at that.Meanwhile
(young) :YOU ALLLLLLLL HATTTTTTTTTE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Um okkkkkkkk? I don't want to be disbarred for raping an.............Wait isn't he not a child? EXACTLY MY POINT, NEILY 20 YEAR OLDS ARE SO DANG FUN TO RAPE 'CAUSE THEY DON'T SEE IT COMING! 0_0 Seriously? Yes oh wait I think Mr. Darke is getting impatient we might as well go in not seeing Missle blood all over the floor. Let's just proceed in -_-'. Ok.12 minutes later
GUYS STOP OVERREACTING IT WAS JUST A STUPID CAR CRASH! How do we know that when you murdered like 5 or 6 people including a child! Not even I would stoop so low! Meh I was aiming for that jogger but that stupid kid wouldn't leave and took a fatal stab to the knee for it. How he died probably not of blood loss considering I didn't draw so much blood. Boy that is just absurd. But then again I could probably still RAPE THAT CHILD! Meh well I think that...........(The room darkens). Oh my gosh the power went out No really? DON'T SASS TALK ME NEILY BOY I CAN'T HEAR MR. DARKE SO WE BETTER GO CATCH HIS SORRY LITTLE ASS! Um why? He said most of them died by accident. I know not to trust serial killers but he may be telling the truth. SHUT UP AND GO FIND HIM DANGIT! Yes sir! TO BE CONTINUED!
Derp.
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!! So you knew Dr Grey?
Um, yeah... I, like, once... I, like, was a patient of his. For a lobotomy, obviously.C-A
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Coming Soon on channel 5... Wright. I need a place to stay. Two unlikely roommates. I don't see why not. Add a girl to the mix and what can occur but hilarity? Sup? Can they survive... each other? Maya... why is the toilet brush in the OVEN? Nick's always cleaning the toilet so I decided to hide it! Romance! I love you Nick! Horror! I love you Nick! Everything is turned upside down in... Turnabout Roommates... With Phoenix Wright as Phoenix Wright. I'm a lawyer. Miles Edgeworth as Miles Edgeworth. ...I know that... And Maya Fey as Maya Fey I like burgers! Turnabout Roommates. It looks like things are about to take attorney... for the worst...
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Pitipiui wrote:
Blitu wrote:
Romance! I love you Nick! Horror! I love you Nick!That cracked me up! XD
Second this!
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I am going to EFFing shoot you. Not unless I shooting EFF you first... I mean EFFing shoot you first. Maybe you should get your homosexual tendencies in check before you make a comeback. And maybe you should grow some hair before developing an opinion. ...wow Oh, come on, it wasn't that bad. That's EFFed up. What, is it genetic or something? That hurts. Well I'm sorry, I didn't know that it was going to get you that offended Shut your dick! You die here! Bitch please! I'm the main character! Like you could- (driving a tank) DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA OK, let's just call this even. Sorry about the hair. It's cool, it happens.A cookie goes to whoever also knows the source material.
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Spoiler: Warning:Depressing
To be concluded... maybe.
Uh... Sorry about that guys. I uh... we were not expecting that... depressing of a post here. Um... I guess to bring you guys back up from depression, here's an actual funny... Nick... Yes? Why is there so much porn of me and my sister? Pffffftttt!! WHAT?!?!?! Where did you? How? Why? I was on the internet searching for a book: "34 Rules for making Money the Fey Way" Our family a little strapped for cash... you know... so I... Let me guess. you just looked up the words: "34 rules Fey" and it came up. Y-yeah... How'd you know...? Well... uh... Have you been looking up porn of me and my sister?!? NO! I would never... So you don't think we're pretty enough to be looked at? No I would gladly look at... no wait... I... So you did! No... I... But... I... Wait a minute...
YOU'RE LYING!
... You didn't go to buy a book at all... Did you? Maybe... And you went on my computer didn't you....? Maybe... If you knew then why did you say you went to buy a book? To mess with your head! ... ... ... ... ... What's with that look? You know about my secret... ??? That I look at naked pictures of you online, Oh, that. I think they are more drawings than pictures of me since I actually didn't pose for... THAT'S NOT THE POINT! You probably think I'm a real creep. Nah. Not really. I'm fine with it really. Heck, I'd have even posed naked for you if you'd asked. ...What. Listen... It's nice to know SOMEONE thinks I'm sexy. Most people stare at my sister. Still... That seems... too okay with it. It'll make us even. Even?:edgy: *peeks in* Hey Maya! Me and Franziska really enjoyed "Phoenix Showers 17" Got any new ones ready?
Ah! Just finished taping it this morning! *pulls out dvd* "Phoenix showers 18 HD edition" right here at your service! There's even a blooper reel! ...!
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I like my awesome level 100 Pikachu! It dominates all Pokemon!
Aha! The ultimate enemy to fight! With my level 9999 Mewthree I can obliterate the competition! Crud monkeys. Go Mewthree! Use Ultimate Death Beam! Pikachu died.
Flee!Unable to flee.
Now attack Phoenix! Tackle!Phoenix faints.
Neat! Now I can steal his money! $999999999 stolen.
how much money did he take? Curse you!
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I like my awesome level 100 Pikachu! It dominates all Pokemon! Aha! The ultimate enemy to fight! With my level 9999 Mewthree I can obliterate the competition! Crud monkeys. Go Mewthree! Use Ultimate Death Beam! Pikachu died.
Flee!Unable to flee.
Now attack Phoenix! Tackle!Phoenix faints.
Neat! Now I can steal his money! $999999999 stolen.
how much money did he take? Curse you!Sorry for double post.
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What will I do? I have no money, no Pokemon. Professor Oak: Hmm... seems like you are in a predicament. Here's 1,000,000,000,000 dollars.
What can I buy with that much cash?Oak: That's Pokebucks. 1,000,000,000,000 Pokebucks translates into one human dollar.
CRUD MONKEYS! So what can I buy with one dollar?
A level 1 Rattata at the Poke Shop. At least I get ONE Pokemon...*Phoenix goes to the Poke Shop and buys a level 1 Rattata*
Alright! Time to try him out!*Phoenix tries his Rattata in battle and it gets its butt kicked by a Pidgey*
No wonder it's sold for a dollar. What's the least expensive item here, anyway? That would be a free heal for your Pokemon at the Poke Center. Sweet!*Phoenix heals his Rattata*
Is there any way to level up this guy? You can bring him to the daycare. How much does it cost? A nickel per level gained. You pay when they are done. Here's 1,200,000 dollars for your daycare junk. Sweet!*Phoenix goes and gives his Rattata to the day care lady and waits a week*
Are you done?Day Care Lady: Yup. He's level 9999 now. Now gimme 499.95.
Ok. Now time to brag about my Rattata!*calls on his phone*
Who calls? Me. I just called to tell you: My Rattata is so special and powerful and neat! It's like it's in the top percentage of all Rattata! It's still no match for my Mewthree.*hangs up*
WOOHOO! YES! Now it's time to fight him and his stupid Mewthree!*calls on his phone again*
Again? I just wanted to tell- I just wanted to tell you that if our Pokemon were both level 1, my Mewthree would murder your Rattata.*hangs up*
Whatdoidowhatdoidowhatdoidowhatdoidowhatdoido? You could train him to a higher level. No, in the Pokemon universe, the max level is 9999. What about healing items? THAT'S IT!*buys healing items*
Fight time! I hope you bring your worst! I'll start with Rattata! I choose you! Mewthree! I choose you! I use the Double Item! Next turn I can do two actions! Super Death Beam! Now I choose to use Quick Attack and a Full Heal! Super Death Beam! Double Item again! Guard! Now I choose to use Quick Attack and a Full Heal!Mewthree died!
HUH!? But I trained my Mewthree- And now rip him apart! Quick Attack! AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH! I obtained my money back! YES!!! I challenge you to an ultimate competition! Face my Mewthree! *loses fight*
NOOOOOOOOOO!
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