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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Sat Jun 21, 2014 6:56 pm

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Well, everyone appreaciates a well-written poem, right? Or... well.

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Sat Jun 21, 2014 6:58 pm

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GoingforMiles wrote:

Well, everyone appreaciates a well-written poem, right? Or... well.

I'd probably like it...

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:05 pm

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Surely the premise is... no, but it had an interesting flow from a purely literal view.

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:08 pm

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GoingforMiles wrote:

Surely the premise is... no, but it had an interesting flow from a purely literal view.

Haha... If you decide to write it for real sometime, please let me know.

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Sat Jun 21, 2014 7:12 pm

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I think I'll pass, but sure.

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:08 pm

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Dangit.

Once I dreamed something about me being the least liked person here on Court Records, "losing" only to one other member. Gee, thanks. I thought I was mostly harmless... :sadshoe:

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:34 am

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WaitingforGodot wrote:

Dangit.

Once I dreamed something about me being the least liked person here on Court Records, "losing" only to one other member. Gee, thanks. I thought I was mostly harmless... :sadshoe:

*pats on back* It was only a dream. I don't like it when people take dreams too seriously. They're just dreams!

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:26 pm

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dimentiorules wrote:

WaitingforGodot wrote:

Dangit.

Once I dreamed something about me being the least liked person here on Court Records, "losing" only to one other member. Gee, thanks. I thought I was mostly harmless... :sadshoe:

*pats on back* It was only a dream. I don't like it when people take dreams too seriously. They're just dreams!

*Appreciates the back patting* Yeah, I know, I wasn't sad for real. That was my in dream-feeling, I don't take dreams seriously. The sad Gumshoe is not to be taken seriously. :acro:

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:42 am

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I dreamed that I was arrested for a crime and put into jail, and the law was that the prisoners were to drink some poison every day and eventually dying after some time. My biggest concern with this? Court records. I knew that as a prisoner I had the right to go online perhaps two times a week, so I guessed that's what was going to happen - my visits here would gradually happen more and more seldom and I would slowly fade into oblivion. It was either that or make a thread telling everyone why I wouldn't be writing here anymore. I really mulled over that. And then it was the case with all of the future posts I'd never get to read because I'd be busy being dead. I don't know what that dream tried to tell me; maybe that I should log out for a bit... And I'm pretty sure I thought about AA as well, that I would miss playing it when I went to prison.

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Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:34 am

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GoingforMiles wrote:

I dreamed that I was arrested for a crime and put into jail, and the law was that the prisoners were to drink some poison every day and eventually dying after some time. My biggest concern with this? Court records. I knew that as a prisoner I had the right to go online perhaps two times a week, so I guessed that's what was going to happen - my visits here would gradually happen more and more seldom and I would slowly fade into oblivion. It was either that or make a thread telling everyone why I wouldn't be writing here anymore. I really mulled over that. And then it was the case with all of the future posts I'd never get to read because I'd be busy being dead. I don't know what that dream tried to tell me; maybe that I should log out for a bit... And I'm pretty sure I thought about AA as well, that I would miss playing it when I went to prison.

Miiiiiileeessss! :larry:

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:39 am

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It was only a dream! I'm innocent! And I'm not dying! (and appearently not logging out either)

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:45 am

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GoingforMiles wrote:

It was only a dream! I'm innocent! And I'm not dying! (and appearently not logging out either)

Phew! I thought the post was in "how AA have affected my life" and got really worried. CourtRecords wouldn't be the same without my frenemy. I'm glad to hear that you're innocent, completely alive and well. :edgey:

I don't want any misunderstandings here; I was joking. I knew it was the dream thread. But I've seen it happen before... So I better safeguard before someone starts to think that I'm insane/er.

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:00 am

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I dreamt that Mia was this senior student of the school I attend and was supposed to show the junior students the ropes or something like that, but she couldn't really do much because as soon as she had shown up, she'd gotten mobbed by said junior students. I tried to reach her, but I ended up listening to this other senior student who was complaining that they were only doing that because Mia had big 'jugs'. :payne:

Then I got into a fight with someone over a cup of iced tea (which I won, btw) before I attended Percy and Annabeth's wedding (I read Percy Jackson). I seem to recall that floating broccoli the size of my head was part of the wedding ceremony. xD

Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:09 pm

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What a rigmarole!

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Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:50 pm

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Yes, indeed. What on earth, brain? :meekins:

Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Mon Jun 30, 2014 1:20 am

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I dreamed something about that list of dick-sizes I made in the headcanon-thread. I mean, the mere fact that I wrote it already haunts me in my waking hours. Do I really have to dream about the bloo'y thing as well? :grey:

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:18 am

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I dreamed about playing AJ for the first time and in the game we got to meet one of Apollo's friends. The thing was, in advertising and concept art from the game I had seen this spiky-haired kid dressed in red almost everywhere so I though that was Apollo, but it turned out to be the friend (I don't remember what Apollo looked like). The friend's first name was the same as the user name of a member here but I hesitate to say which one because Apollo's friend was such a stuck-up bitch. Although I eventually came to like him.

And later in the dream I was somehow involved in a plan to have a foursome, but luckily it didn't happen. We were two guys and two girls, and while the guys had normal clothes the girl wore Trucy-outfits. It was weird.

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Wed Jul 02, 2014 9:46 am

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GoingforMiles wrote:

And later in the dream I was somehow involved in a plan to have a foursome, but luckily it didn't happen. We were two guys and two girls, and while the guys had normal clothes the girl wore Trucy-outfits. It was weird.

Good thing you decided against it, two Trucys is at least one too much for a foursome.

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:44 pm

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Also, I have dreamed about there being sprites with Edgeworth (DD Edgeworth no less) and some other prosecutors wearing feather headdresses. I was like "Ok, those didn't appear in the game..."

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Wed Jul 02, 2014 4:54 pm

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GoingforMiles wrote:

Also, I have dreamed about there being sprites with Edgeworth (DD Edgeworth no less) and some other prosecutors wearing feather headdresses. I was like "Ok, those didn't appear in the game..."

I would love to see that.

...you should draw it.

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:05 pm

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Or I'll do it the traditional way:

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:07 pm

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It sure is fun to stay at the YMCA.

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:08 pm

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But I'd rather go west.

(Oh look! He's even pointing! I didn't notice that! :gant:

)

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Wed Jul 02, 2014 5:10 pm

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Oh, you macho, macho man...

(Woah, me neither! Perfecto!)

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:29 pm

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I had this dream the other night that Capcom made an H game version of GS for some reason. It wasn't a fan made game, it was made by Capcom themselves! In the game, it showed Apollo having a foursome with Klavier, Trucy, and Athena. Athena was revealed to have a penis, making her a shemale. They were doing it in the Wright Anything Agency, using the thinker as a sex toy.

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Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:46 pm

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dimentiorules wrote:

I had this dream the other night that Capcom made an H game version of GS for some reason. It wasn't a fan made game, it was made by Capcom themselves! In the game, it showed Apollo having a foursome with Klavier, Trucy, and Athena. Athena was revealed to have a penis, making her a shemale. They were doing it in the Wright Anything Agency, using the thinker as a sex toy.

...

Well done, dimentio. Even my freakiest AA dream couldn't top that one. Or bottom it. Or double 69 it.

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:58 pm

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dimentiorules wrote:

I had this dream the other night that Capcom made an H game version of GS for some reason. It wasn't a fan made game, it was made by Capcom themselves! In the game, it showed Apollo having a foursome with Klavier, Trucy, and Athena. Athena was revealed to have a penis, making her a shemale. They were doing it in the Wright Anything Agency, using the thinker as a sex toy.

Oh my. Oh my oh my oh my. Now I'll never be able to look at The thinker normally again though :sadshoe:

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Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:49 pm

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I had a dream last night that Capcom sold the rights to Ace Attorney to Telltale Games. In the dream, people were excited because apparently the series' quality was dropping over the past few years and Telltale would be perfect to revive it. To be honest, if GS had to be sold, Telltale is the single best company that could have bought it.

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Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:26 pm

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First I dreamed I was at a hospital and about to be treated by two nurses called Red ad White. Then I dreamed I woke up form that dream and that I wrote about it in this thread, like this:

GoingforMiles wrote:

Red is good

White is better

But nothing beats Redd White

I also thought about how "so many" of Phoenixes rivals had names sounding like his; Edgeworth (not really but I thought so in the dream), White,

Spoiler: DD

and that in comparison Wright sounded like a really meek and weak name.

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:54 am

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I had a dream that Gregory Edgeworth was riding down a steep road in a city on an oversized snow shovel with kid Miles in tow.

/shrug
I don't get it either.

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:59 pm

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GoingforMiles wrote:

First I dreamed I was at a hospital and about to be treated by two nurses called Red ad White. Then I dreamed I woke up form that dream and that I wrote about it in this thread, like this:

GoingforMiles wrote:

Red is good

White is better

But nothing beats Redd White

This is win. Thank you for making my day.

After watching a series of "Let's Glitch Ace Attorney" on Nico Douga, the glitchfest entered my dreams. The whole courtroom was reversed (Hence the name "Gyakuten Saiban", amirite). Edgeworth was still prosecutor, Nick was still defense, but their color palettes were swapped and so were their positions. The judge, witness, and the gallery audience were missing, and I think I heard Missile bark from somewhere, among some other odd sound effects. They were speaking garble, as usual. There was then a terrible rattling, and the game crashed. Basically, stuff that happened in those videos of the glitchfest

And I thought I finished the latest installment of Ace Attorney. It was so beautiful that I woke up prematurely.

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Re: Ever have Phoenix Wright-related dreams? *possible spoil

Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:23 pm

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You're so welcome!

Tonight I dreamed about a mash-up between Ghost trick, Ace Attorney and a story I'm working with. I was both playing it, living it and making it up at the same time. First it was investigation time and some dude fainted nearby a house while a man walking past predicted that "I", the player character, would use ghost tricks at the garage the last thing "I" did. Eventually that happened, even though neither "me" nor the guy were dead "I" managed to enter the ghost world and find his core, thus somehow making his soul possessing my body, I think it was because the trial would go more smoothly if he handled it. "He" tagged along though, so I think somebody else was in their turn manipulating his body. And so we walked off to the courthouse, which was located in the same street as my grandparents house.

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Fri Jul 11, 2014 2:29 am

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I had a dream where Mia accused me of being a murderer and the weird part is that she put the song "Spell breaker" on through a 3DS.

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Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:33 am

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I had a dream about Juniper being the final killer in Dual Destinies. Like, she was actually as evil as Dahlia.

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Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:18 am

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I dreamed Athena was in the backyard of my house jumping rope and doing other excercises. I complimented her on her socks.

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Fri Jul 18, 2014 4:49 pm

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GoingforMiles wrote:

I dreamed Athena was in the backyard of my house jumping rope and doing other excercises. I complimented her on her socks.

That's actually quite adorable. It almost makes me like Athena.

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Tue Jul 22, 2014 2:35 pm

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I had a dream that I was the CEO of a major corporation and I had Adrian Andrews as my secretary. She brought me my coffee, and brought in Mario for some reason as an important client. I had to help him dig a tunnel under a hospital to free a bunch of people trapped in a prison underneath it, one of them being Red White. I had to dig under the hospital using my bare hands, and I fought Jawas and rescued the prisoners. Then Apollo Justice came around with a giant laser canon, and then I woke up.

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Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:49 pm

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Last night, I dreamt I was in a musical or some sort of stage show. It was about a small group of vigilante bandits who were infamous for their heists and always got away scot-free. I was one of them, naturally. At one point, though, we were careless. We thought we had eluded the police completely, but the next day, we heard on TV an investigation into a computer systems office we had just previously been in.

Shortly after that, we were all captured and sent to questioning. And yet, the police had arrested us without evidence. They kept accusing us of hacking into the television networks (yes, even though we were supposedly caught for breaking into a computer systems office), and we just laughed back at how ridiculous they sounded. I was taken off the suspect list because I convinced them that I was just some little girl who was caught up in their act. Rather, I was the systems technician they should have been looking for.

Somehow or another, one of us did end up being charged with tampering with the networks, and they arrested Ruka. She was the only other female in our band of five, and for some reason, the only one I could remember the name of. Anyway, just as we were lost figuring out how to bust her out, I came up with a solution. We'd simply call a lawyer, the best one there is.

"I know just the man for the job!" I declared.

"Wait! You don't mean...?" they gasped.

And I directed everyone's view to center stage.

There was an explosion, and from the smoke and heat, it was none other than Phoenix Wright himself. He stood there like a badass with that confident pose. Everyone kneeled before him in all his glory and sang as a choir, waving our hands to the tremolo. And then we realized he was in a dress.

"Oops." He tore it off, revealing his classic suit underneath, and we returned to the singing as the officers rolled off somewhere. They were sent flying by the sudden gust of wind.

While we were discussing the case with him, at some point, we all asked him for autographs and he obliged.

Sadly, I don't remember everything that happened in court after that. All I know was that we got off scot-free as usual and Nick kept calling out how stupid the police were. Even then, everyone but Winston Payne was taken in by his very hammy acting.

It was the best worst musical I've ever seen... er, dreamt.

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