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How do you think the series would be affected if Phoenix was a fat guy?

I can already imagine Maya making fun of how much Phoenix eats. XD
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well.. you don't need to think about it!

Spoiler: "JFA"
Only the way to Acro's room makes him almost faint because of the stairs XD

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Zerud wrote:
well.. you don't need to think about it!

Spoiler: "JFA"
Only the way to Acro's room makes him almost faint because of the stairs XD



Oh lawd, true that. XD
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XD that is totally true! It would have changed some details like
Spoiler: JFA
eating samurai dogs!! Or when the word burger is pronounced "Yeah!! Burgers XD"

There is also the fact that he has to run everywhere when there is panic.... Maya is already hard to follow but if phoenix would be fat, she would be a kilometer away!! Same thing for Ema! But maybe he could have fought back against Redd White when he punched him?
One clear fact!! : less pairings! ( I don't want to discriminate of anything but we rarely see fat people in manga pairings as far as I know)
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Well it totally change things after all! XD
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Pearl is in good shape though, as with her running all the way back from Kurain....
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Pearl will probably run!
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I dunno about Phoenix being fat, but it seems GS4 Payne was at one point designed to be fat, as you can see in the middle of the scan.
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Blademaster_Orca wrote:
I dunno about Phoenix being fat, but it seems GS4 Payne was at one point designed to be fat, as you can see in the middle of the scan.


what the hell
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I just thought of something else:

Phoenix would get excited whenever Maya wants to go somewhere to get burgers.
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Maya Fey C'mon, Nick! Fat people are supposed to be jolly!

Morgan Goodness, you must be Mr. Wright. Mystic Maya told me about you. You look much... larger than I anticipated...

Pearl Wow, Mr. Nick. Mystic Maya always said you were a "ch-uh-bee" person. Whatever that means.

Moe You want to go back to your office? You're so fat, when you sit in your office, you sit all AROUND your office! Aha aha aha aha aha aha!

Dr? Hotti Ah, you must be here for liposuction... hmm... yes...

Grossburg I'm happy to see someone fatter than me. Happier when I think of the days of my youth. Ah, the days of my youth... like the scent of fresh lemons, you see.

Franziska Quiet over there, you fattily fat fatty of a fatty fat person!

Redd White Ah, you seem to be a very well-rounded and physically challenged individual. Please tell me your title of your personage.
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This sounds like time for a phoenix/grossberg sprite edit.
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If I knew how to edit sprites, I'd do it. Fat Phoenix...
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E~A wrote:
This sounds like time for a phoenix/grossberg sprite edit.


Spoiler: Something like this...?
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Anyways, a lot of the characters in the game would probably tease Phoenix about being fat, especially Maya, Pearl and Larry(when he actually shows up). He'd likely have problems doing the Objection!point too... doesn't mean he couldn't do his job, though.
Either way, I don't think much would change, aside from the teasing(or insulting, for some people like Franny)~
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His only successful case would be Turnabout Buffet.
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Wow. That pic is... disturbing. I'm just glad he doesn't look like that...
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yeah! me too!^^" Turbo, your sentences are really fitting the situation XD hmm Would Pshhh... still calls him his sweetie? I'm sure the nickname (oh my god what a PW riddle...) would change! like... my big sweetie? hum...I lack of inspiraton here! XD
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This topic wins on so many levels...
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Ack

OBJECT! The guilty party is the witness! Richard Simmons is the murderer!
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Misaki wrote:
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That owns. It just... owns. Pwnage over all.
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Misaki wrote:
E~A wrote:
This sounds like time for a phoenix/grossberg sprite edit.


Spoiler: Something like this...?
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Anyways, a lot of the characters in the game would probably tease Phoenix about being fat, especially Maya, Pearl and Larry(when he actually shows up). He'd likely have problems doing the Objection!point too... doesn't mean he couldn't do his job, though.
Either way, I don't think much would change, aside from the teasing(or insulting, for some people like Franny)~

That sprite edit reminds me of that fat Asian kid in all the photos, I believe it was an internet meme once... Grossburg
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Wow, this thread is horrifying D:!
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Turbo wrote:
Maya Fey C'mon, Nick! Fat people are supposed to be jolly!

Morgan Goodness, you must be Mr. Wright. Mystic Maya told me about you. You look much... larger than I anticipated...

Pearl Wow, Mr. Nick. Mystic Maya always said you were a "ch-uh-bee" person. Whatever that means.

Moe You want to go back to your office? You're so fat, when you sit in your office, you sit all AROUND your office! Aha aha aha aha aha aha!

Dr? Hotti Ah, you must be here for liposuction... hmm... yes...

Grossburg I'm happy to see someone fatter than me. Happier when I think of the days of my youth. Ah, the days of my youth... like the scent of fresh lemons, you see.

Franziska Quiet over there, you fattily fat fatty of a fatty fat person!

Redd White Ah, you seem to be a very well-rounded and physically challenged individual. Please tell me your title of your personage.



AHAHA. xD -Dies laughing-
And at the end of JFA when Maya, Pearl and Naruhodo are all hugging he would take up half the screen and Maya and Pearl would have their faces in his fat. xP

Now you got that Weird Al song 'I'm Fat!' stuck in my head. xD

If you haven't seen the video...

Imagine Naruhodo as the main character, Grossberg and Redd White as the fat guys in the beginning, and Maya, Mitsurugi, the judge, Pearl, Larry, and a bunch of other characters dancing with Naruhodo while he's singing. xD
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Maya Fey Nick and St. Nick. I see the connection [resemblance]!

I like the stairs comment.. Totally forgot about that. XD
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yeah! me too!^^" Turbo, your sentences are really fitting the situation XD hmm Would Pshhh... still calls him his sweetie? I'm sure the nickname (oh my god what a PW riddle...) would change! like... my big sweetie? hum...I lack of inspiraton here! XD


Perhaps he would nickname Phoenix "my Sugar-Plump Fairy".
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Hikarii wrote:
Maya Fey Nick and St. Nick. I see the connection [resemblance]!

I like the stairs comment.. Totally forgot about that. XD


xD Maybe something like if Maya was explaining Santa Claus to Pearl.

Maya Fey See, Pearl, Santa Claus is a jolly fat man that brings toys to children.

Pearl -turns to Phoenix- Mr. Nick! Can you bring me a pony for Christmas? Pleeeeease?
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Devasque- Fatty Sal and I ate T-Bone steaks outside the trailer, however I threw mine away because it was full of fat

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The Game name will changes Into:
Phoenix Wright:Ace Fattorney
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kevintobing wrote:
The Game name will changes Into:
Phoenix Wright:Ace Fattorney


More like Phoenix Weight.
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Edgeworth Wright, you fat fool! You're obviously all fat and no brains!

Judge Will the morbidly obese defense attorney begin cross-examination? Wait, I was thinking out loud.

Godot I beat down on fat lawyers. That's my rule!

Hobohodo I'm staying silent about my diet plan.

Damon Fato! How are ya! Where's Worthy? Oh ho ho ho!

Matt Mr. Lawyer... you, like, got bigger. I'll call my manager to decide what kind of witty response I should use...

Larry Yo NICK! How's my favorite fat man?
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Marshall Woah, pardner, gettin' a little too husky for yer horsem ain't ya?

Will Powers Woah, I thought I scared children.

Von Karma Wright! You are too fat to be perfect!

Wendy Oldbag Look at you! In my day young men were healthy and slim. If they weighed over 190 pounds it was all muscle , why I remember one young man..........*continues talking*

Odoroki Wow, Naruhoudo, you're pretty fat for a hobo!

Redd White Wow, Mr. Weight problem, you are so very Fat-tabulous!


You'd think this would be easier coming from a fat guy, huh?
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Grossburg Ain't so easy is it?
Dr. Grey Damn weather girl got it wrong again, then again. I'm safe if i stand behind you
Franziska ....DAMN!
Von Karma Maybe you'd like to cross examine the parrot? Then again you'd probably eat it.
Yanni Yogi KEITH! STOP EATING THE PASTA!
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This thread is FTW!!!
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More like Phoenix Weight.

XD I keep laughing with all these comments!
Phoenix couldn't get fat thought could he? He has to chase Maya, do the point and dodge Franziska's whip!
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Bwahahahaha!!

This topic is certainly hilarious. X3

All I know is that the game would actually have a lot more humor if Phoenix Wright was fat. :P
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If Franziska Whip Him Directly In The Stomach...
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If Franziska Whip Him Directly In The Stomach...

EXPLOSION!!
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EXPLOSION!!

Imagine that in the courtroom ^_^
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EXPLOSION!!

Imagine that in the courtroom ^_^


Mayoi or ChiHarumi would probably be covered with Naruhodou's lunch.

... Not a pleasant sight. :/
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This topic is so..... win. somebody should make a series of topics. imagine if phoenix were.... *blank*
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Actually. My spanish teacher is really fat. Like Grossberg fat... and when he raises his arms and goes 'LEVANTENSE' (I probably spelled that wrong, I don't pay much attention in spanish) there are HUUUUGE pools of sweat under his arms... it's so gross. n___n; Once he put his arm over me when he was explaining something to me during a test and I thought I was going to die.

Anyway, if fat people sweat a lot, imagine fatty Phoenix doing the point... and having a huge sweat pool under his arm. xD I'm sure someone would comment.

Damon Wow, Mr. Wright! Looking at the amount of sweat under your arm reminds me of a swimming pool. We should all go swimming more! Jolly!
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