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A recent offer for ads on Court-Records.net…Topic%20Title
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Alright. Every so often in CR's inbox we get emails from folks who want to sell their wares. And by wares I mean "Links of dubious nature meant to cash in on CR being the top search result for 'Court Records'". Recently we got one that was just so funny that I just can't not share with you guys. It started out with the normal "Hey can we advertise on your site?" "Sure, here's what we charge." and then...

Ad Lady wrote:
This ad would go on your page http://www.court-records.net/chara-phoenix.htm and here's what I had in mind.



Ad Lady wrote:
  • Then, in the next paragraph on "Misc Facts" first sentence, starting with "Phoenix does not have...", if you could please modify the sentence to read:
    Phoenix does not have a driver's license or a car, so maybe he uses a Segway?

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  • Phoenix does not have a driver's license or a car, so maybe he uses a Segway?

Ad Lady wrote:
Maybe [Phoenix] uses a Segway?

Ad Lady wrote:
a Segway



Pfffffffffffffffffffft. Oh man! Phoenix doesn't have a car, so he cruses around crime scenes on a segway! GENIUS! *giggle-snort*

*cough* Croik, in an admirable display of simultaneous professionalism and snark responded,

Croik wrote:
Thank you again for your interest, but I'm afraid we won't be taking you up on your offer.
Your suggestions, while hilarious, really aren't in the best interests of our site.


I being the ever unhelpful one, suggested to Croik that Apollo, in a fit of not wanting to become outdone became a badass Unicycler. And then they can duke it out, not in court, but at the skate park

But yeah, still quite the gem!

Heheheheh, I can't get over this. Is it wrong of me to request a dumb sketch/doodle of Phoenix on a segway?
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Heheheheh, I can't get over this. Is it wrong of me to request a dumb sketch/doodle of Phoenix on a segway?


Are you kidding? I can't believe that fanfic/fanart hasn't been written/drawn yet.

It is destined to be the next AA meme.
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the idea of phoenix on a segway makes me laugh and is almost tempting me to sprite it...almost >_>;;;
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Thanks...that image has now been permanently imprinted in my mind, in a kinda hilarious way... :phoenix:
I can guarantee that the next time I see a segway, I'll yell...IT'S PHOENIX WRIGHT! HEY, HEY! :holdit:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ohhhh for crying out loud man... The worst part of it is the fact that the wanted to put ads on a character sheet. And a very specific one. Like there aren't already over 100 profiles...
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Wooster wrote:
Heheheheh, I can't get over this. Is it wrong of me to request a dumb sketch/doodle of Phoenix on a segway?


I have an even better idea : I demand that the next forum banner somehow features Phoenix on a Segway... and Apollo on a Unicycle :p
Or even betterer : Edgeworth driving his car... followed by Phoenix on his segway... followed by Apollo on a unicycle... and Gumshoe somehow carrying Oldbag on his back, the old lady thinking he's some sort of horse :p
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Uggh the blatant advertising XD

The fact they wanted us to blatantly suggest stuff like that just seems...eugh.

Should have linked her to the official art indicating Phoenix uses a bike and NOT a segway though her suggestion was hilarious.
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Hobo Phoenix on a Segway? Seems totally legit, kinda.
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I want to see Gob Bluth and Nick riding Segways together.
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That advertising email is priceless. I nearly fell out of my chair reading "maybe [Nick] rides a segway" it was so funny. Oh Lord. What people come up with
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Absolutely amazing. That's really all I can say.
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I... don't even know what to say. This just made my day.
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You just earned at least 3 internets.
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epic win on a unicycle...or in this case a segway :gant:
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Hehehe how amazing, picture looks really good too.
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