Hello, hello, I'm the hostess on your flight today
iFly is the service where time equals mo-ney
Wha-wha-what did you say there's a victim named Akbey?
Sorry, I cannot help you, I'm kinda sleepy
K-kinda sleepy
K-kinda sleepy
Sorry, I cannot help you, I'm kinda sleepy

Just a second, someone wants refreshment over there
And I cannot talk and balance drinks in my hand, eh
You shoulda bought a suitcase when I offered one, you see,
And now you can't get what you want--I'm kinda lazy

I'm stallin', I'm stallin', I don't wanna hear you assume
I spent my time hangin' out in the bathroom
I'm stallin', I'm stallin', I don't wanna think of my doom
I spent my time hangin' out in the bathroom

(eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh ehh ehhh)
Investigatin' me
(eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh ehh ehhh)
I'm sleepy
(eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh ehh ehhh)
Stop asking this of me
(eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh ehh ehhh)

I'm up in the air with a ton of hair
And you're not gonna find the answers there
Mile-high club and I'm blowin' my bubbles
You're not gonna find the answers there

Up in the air with a ton of hair
And you're not gonna find the answers there
Mile-high club and I'm blowin' my bubbles
You're not gonna find the answers there

Boy the way the pilot favors Rhoda makes me feel so jealous
B'lieve my alibi less
Want to raise some hell, yes
I shoulda left that Interpol 'cause this is such a big mess
Sorry, I cannot confess
Can't you just look at my chest?

Not that I'm Borginian, but I did study
And maybe I had access to a smuggling ring
Sometimes I feel you're the Spanish Inquisition
And now you think it's all my fault, that's really flimsy
That's really flimsy
That's really flimsy
And now you think it's all my fault, that's really flimsy

I'm stallin', I'm stallin', I don't wanna hear you assume
I spent my time hangin' out in the bathroom
I'm stallin', I'm stallin', I don't wanna think of my doom
I spent my time hangin' out in the bathroom

I'm stallin', I'm stallin', I don't wanna hear you assume
I spent my time hangin' out in the bathroom
I'm stallin', I'm stallin', I don't wanna think of my doom
I spent my time hangin' out in the bathroom

(eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh ehh)
Investigatin' me
(eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh ehh)
I'm sleepy
(eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh ehh)
Stop asking this of me
(eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh ehh ehhh)

I'm up in the air with a ton of hair
And you're not gonna find the answers there
Mile-high is my club and I'm blowin' my bubbles
You're not gonna find the answers there

Up in the air with a ton of hair
And you're not gonna find the answers there
Mile-high is my club and I'm blowin' my bubbles
You're not gonna find the answers there

The answers there
Th-th-the answers there
Mile-high is my club and I'm blowin' my bubbles
You're not gonna find the answers there

The answers there
Th-th-the answers there
Mile-high is my club and I'm blowin' my bubbles
You're not gonna find the answers there


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Caught with your underpants
Caught with your underpants

Bra-bra-ah-ah-ah!
Hama-hamina
Knowledge, ooh la la!
What’s under your pants?

Bra-bra-ah-ah-ah!
Hama-hamina
Knowledge, ooh la la!
What’s under your pants?

The cat that sullied
Curiosity
He stole the underwear
Of Plum Kitaki
He’s such a slug
Slug, slug, slug
A sticky slug

So full of drama
Meticulous and
Pursuing science
With despoiling hands
It’s like a drug
Drug, drug, drug
His only drug

You know that he saw you
In the Wonder Bar debut
He wants them
Your underpants

He wants your bloomers
In their magical splendor
‘Cause he collects your underpants
He won’t admit he put ‘em
Under a fender
‘Cause he collects your underpants

Caught with your underpants
Caught with your underpants

Bra-bra-ah-ah-ah!
Hama-hamina
Knowledge, ooh la la!
What’s under your pants?

And to his horror
One day he might find
His snatching habits
Make him witness a crime
A mobster thug
Thug, thug, thug
Kitaki thug

But Wesley Stickler
Will never be slick
What he disposes of
Will label him sick
‘Cause it’s his drug
Drug, drug, drug,
It’s like a drug

You know that he saw you
In the Wonder Bar debut
(He’s got a sneak itch, baby!)
He wants them
Your underpants

He wants your bloomers
In their magical splendor
‘Cause he collects your underpants
He won’t admit he put ‘em
Under a fender
‘Cause he collects your underpants

Caught with your underpants
Caught with your underpants

Bra-bra-ah-ah-ah!
Hama-hamina
Knowledge, ooh la la!
What’s under your pants?

Speak vocabulary
Make it seem like you’re not crazy
Speak vocabulary
Make it seem like you’re not crazy
Speak vocabulary
Make it seem like you’re not crazy
Speak vocabulary
You got a bad itch, baby

It’s like a drug
Gotta have it on hand
It’s like a drug
Stealing your underpants

Il veut culottes
Et il est effronté
Il veut culottes
Stealing your underpants
Stealing your underpants
Stealing your underpants

What’s under your pants?
(Caught with your underpants)
What’s under your pants?

He wants your bloomers
In their magical splendor
‘Cause he collects your underpants
He won’t admit he put ‘em
Under a fender
‘Cause he collects your underpants

What’s under your pants?
(Caught with your underpants)
What’s under your pants?
What’s under your pants?
(Caught with your underpants)

Bra-bra-ah-ah-ah!
Hama-hamina
Knowledge, ooh la la!
What’s under your pants?

This was a trial
I’m making a note here: epic fail
It’s hard to concentrate with this contraption
Hazakurain
I did what I did
For my revenge
Now it’s good for all of us,
Except my girlfriend, who’s dead.

But there’s no sense crying even when your eyes break
Gotta keep the trial moving when you’re at stake
And the time that I spent
With my face in a vent
Was to show nobody’s innocent

I’m still kind of angry
Seeing what misty eyes allow
Evidence that made me
Homicidal
It tore me to pieces
When I killed a woman I admired
As she died, it hurt because
I had been aiming for you!

Now these cups of coffee have a glorious smell
And they’re black and savory and hotter than hell
I don’t care if it burns
Here’s a lesson I have learned:
It’s that nobody is innocent

Go ahead and leave me;
I’m probably going to claim asylum.
Maybe you’ll find someone to replace me.
Maybe Jean Armstrong.
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HE’S FAT. AND FRENCH.
Anyway, the coffee’s great,
It’s served in padded white cups…
Look at me, still sipping
While there’s judgment to do
When I think of Mia, she would feel the same, too.
I’ve got java to ingest
So put DL-6 to rest
‘Cause it proves nobody’s innocent
And believe me, I’m not innocent.
I killed her mom, I can’t be innocent.
It ain’t FANTASTIC but that’s how it went.
Dahlia was never innocent
But when she’s dead I might be innocent
Innocent
Innocent

The things I do in the name of parody I don't even. It may or may not have been inspired by my sitting around thinking, "Hm. Miles Edgeworth. Miles E. Miley. Miles E. Cyrus... what the shit is this shit it must happen OH GOD"

I hopped off the plane at LAX
Back from Germany, once again
Up against the Wright & Co Office, hah,
Does he think he can win?

Went to the stand
Looking dandy and refined
Look to my right and I see the witness on trial
Clearly this guy’s crazy
Luckily, it’s where the blame is

Defense deferrin’ and he’s pulling out a badge trick
Though he doesn’t know it’s useless
That’s when the witness suddenly puts on a show
And the testimony’s wrong
And the testimony’s wrong
And the testimony’s wrong

So I put my hand up
And say, “OBJECTION!”
To evidence in my way
Shaking my head, TAKE THAT!
Slamming my fist, TAKE THAT!
Won’t you shut up?
I say, “OBJECTION!”
I know I’m gonna make you pay
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today

Wait in the lobby to give him time
Wonder how he’s gonna fumble now
Then in comes Dick who’s thinking quick
He wants to celebrate, but how?

So why won’t Mr. Wright simply concede?
It’s definitely not a race against me
‘Cause he all says are the wrong words
I guess he didn’t check the records

Defense deferrin’ and he’s showing us his own pic
Though he doesn’t know it’s useless
That’s when the witness lies to let us know
That the testimony’s wrong
And the testimony’s wrong
And the testimony’s wrong

So I put my hand up
And say, “OBJECTION!”
To evidence in my way
Shaking my head, TAKE THAT!
Slamming my fist, TAKE THAT!
Won’t you shut up?
I say, “OBJECTION!”
I know I’m gonna make you pay
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today

Feel like I should catch a flight
Back to Germany tonight
Something stops me in my prime
The ace attorney’s looking like Phoenix Wright

So I put my hand up
And say, “OBJECTION!”
To evidence in my way
Shaking my head, TAKE THAT!
Slamming my fist, TAKE THAT!
Won’t you shut up?
I say, “OBJECTION!”
I know I’m gonna make you pay
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today

So I put my hand up
And say, “OBJECTION!”
To evidence in my way
Shaking my head, TAKE THAT!
Slamming my fist, TAKE THAT!
Won’t you shut up?
I say, “OBJECTION!”
I know I’m gonna make you pay
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today