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Totally Random FanficsTopic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:27 pm
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What do you see behind the mask?

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Step One: Use the Pairing Generator to get a random pairing of any kind.
Step Two: Go to the Drabble-Matic, fill in the blanks and generate a story.
Step Three: Post here for everyone's enjoyment!
Step Four: Rinse and repeat. :godot:

Here's mine!

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Angry Lang Syne

Matt sipped deadly at his drink and stood angry behind a poison. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel stinky and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how passionate his hair got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Matt knew very well why he was at the party: to see Dahlia.

Ah, Dahlia. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her hurtful lips made Matt's heart beat like a channeled ghost that comes back from the dead.

But tonight everyone was masked. Matt peered slowly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Dahlia. There, he thought, the woman over by the scar, the selfish one with the assassin mask. It had to be Dahlia. No one else could look so random, even in an assassin mask.

She began to walk Matt's way and Matt started to panic. What if she actually talked to Matt?

Dahlia came right up to Matt and Matt thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Dahlia said fast. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the grin," Matt said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so evil.

Just then, a horrible voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Matt's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Dahlia might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Dahlia swept Matt into her arms, bent him in a TV show about samurai, and kissed Matt frustratingly, slipping him the tongue and groping his butt.

Matt could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out greedily and pulled Dahlia's mask off her face. It was Dahlia! "I knew it was you," Matt said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Dahlia said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Matt watched her go. She would be right back, Matt was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.

And then they would fall in love.
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Re: Totally Random FanficsTopic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:42 pm
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I approve of this thread. <3 Though I think it can be moved into the fanfic bit. ^-^

Spoiler: The Tasty Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Bruto Cadaverini strode along the path, making for Sexy Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Glistening Chicken, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Breast.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his golden sausage just in time to face the slimy woman who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The woman struck dark, and Bruto Cadaverini barely raised his sausage to meet the attack. They fought long and powerful until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Bruto Cadaverini found himself forced to one knee, the woman's sausage pressed to his pleasant mouth. "I am Thalassa Gramarye of Sexy Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Glistening Chicken. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you singing."

But Bruto Cadaverini had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his sausage with a twist, overpowered Thalassa Gramarye and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Bruto Cadaverini said, looking down upon her.

Thalassa Gramarye's bum shimmered like the sea. "I have underestimated you, Bruto Cadaverini. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Bruto Cadaverini's desire was enflamed. His mouth throbbed and all his thoughts were to bite Thalassa Gramarye like a cat. Bruto Cadaverini caressed Thalassa Gramarye's Sparkly bum and she responded. They came together painfully, and their joining was as purple as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet chocolate!" Bruto Cadaverini groaned and biten Thalassa Gramarye as light as he could.

"Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Bruto Cadaverini said. "That's where I put the Glistening Chicken for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed lovingly on the grass, forgetful of all but their iridescent love. "We will stay together forever," Thalassa Gramarye said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Breast never got the Glistening Chicken and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
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Re: Totally Random FanficsTopic%20Title
OfflineProsecutor Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:45 pm
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Bam! Wait. That's a fish?!

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This is really weird.

Spoiler: 1000 plate birds
Bruce paced hoarsely back and forth. Energentic dread filled his heart. Polly should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like her to be late. Oh, my polite love, Bruce thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Polly the Parrot had been taken hostage by Exotic Hand, a supervillain who had the city in a state of shiny terror. Bruce fainted dead away, like a maelstrom ravaging the islands..

When he came to, there was a bump on his leg and the energentic dread had returned. "Polly, my pretty honey bunny," he cried out densely. "What is Exotic Hand doing to you?" Probably torturing her, laughing extremely as he ran her in the arm.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Bruce remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 plate birds, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Bruce ordered in a supply of plate and set to work, folding birds until his leg was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last bird when Polly walked in the front door.

"Polly!" Bruce screamed and threw himself into Polly's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 plate birds and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing near the table. He kissed Polly often on the arm.

"Actually," Polly said, pulling away easily, "I was rescued by the Calm Cake. He's a new superhero in town." Polly sighed. "And he's really daring."

The energentic dread came back. "But you're nerdy to be back here with me, right?"

Polly checked her watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Calm Cake for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay aggressive, baby." She left and the door banged behind her.

Bruce choked back a sob and started folding another bird. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
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Re: Totally Random FanficsTopic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:47 pm
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lol this is hilarious

Spoiler: 1000 Egg Fishs
Shelly paced lovingly back and forth. Strange dread filled his heart. Thalassa should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like her to be late. Oh, my sexy love, Shelly thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Thalassa had been taken hostage by Random Armj, a supervillain who had the city in a state of delicious terror. Shelly fainted dead away, like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land.

When he came to, there was a bump on his foot and the strange dread had returned. "Thalassa, my lovely honey bunny," he cried out worriedly. "What is Random Armj doing to you?" Probably torturing her, laughing huskily as he kicked her in the leg.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Shelly remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 egg fishs, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Shelly ordered in a supply of egg and set to work, folding fishs until his foot was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last fish when Thalassa walked in the front door.

"Thalassa!" Shelly screamed and threw himself into Thalassa's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 egg fishs and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on a rock. He kissed Thalassa tastefully on the leg.

"Actually," Thalassa said, pulling away dreamily, "I was rescued by the Weird Dog. He's a new superhero in town." Thalassa sighed. "And he's really beautiful."

The strange dread came back. "But you're cute to be back here with me, right?"

Thalassa checked her watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Weird Dog for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay funny, baby." She left and the door banged behind her.

Shelly choked back a sob and started folding another fish. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
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Re: Totally Random FanficsTopic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:10 am
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Here's my one. Enjoy!

Spoiler: "I Saw Angel Kissing Santa Claus"
Godot woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one zealous box that looked like a goose.

Then Godot noticed that Angel was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.

Godot thought that he would surprise Angel. Maybe even sneak up behind her and punch her on her tender finger. That always made Angel sensual.

Godot crept rarely down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its ambitious lights, and the presents, heaped up eagerly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Angel. Kissing someone.

Godot was so angry, he picked up a lemon from a table and threw it acidly by the sea.

They both looked around.

"Angel, you inferno emu!" Godot yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Godot looked and then rubbed his elbow and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Angel said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a mysterious kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Godot said difficultly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be legal."

That seemed reasonable. Godot went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like the stars that illuminate the sky at night.. He made Godot's eye feel all whimsical.

"You see?" Angel said underground and Godot saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.
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Re: Totally Random FanficsTopic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:44 am
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Godot kissing Santa Claus and Bruto and Thalassa fighting over the Glistening Chicken was especially hilarious. Oh God. XD
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OfflineAce Attorney Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:54 am
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LMAO this is even funnier than my last one XD

Spoiler: The Goat Princess
Wocky was walking through a furry meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an acting little goat lying under a tree.

Wocky skipped over to see the dear thing and was smart to find that she was hurt! A spit had pierced her prompt little toe and she whimpered frequently with the pain.

"My next little friend," Wocky said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the spit, as consciously as he could. The goat cried out and Wocky's heart ached, like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land. "You'll be all right," Wocky whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Pearl and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Pearl up in his arms, Wocky carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Wocky nursed Pearl, cleaning her toe and feeding her Tailor-brand goat chow.

On the eighth night, Pearl climbed into bed with Wocky. She burrowed under the covers and the nominated Wocky's foot. It made Wocky giggle and he cuddled close to Pearl, stroking her arm and singing scarcely to her.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Wocky hurried home so he could curl up with Pearl. It gave him a tangent feeling whenever Pearl nominated his foot.

Then one night, Pearl looked up at Wocky and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a disconnected princess."

Wocky screamed promptly, he was so surprised. How could a goat talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Pearl said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Wocky said and kissed Pearl on her arm. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a disconnected princess! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Princess Pearl," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Wocky said.

"See?" Pearl said and showed Wocky the scar from the spit on her toe. Then she kissed Wocky and they tumbled underneath the bed and did a lot of very diagnostic things, some of them involving a honored focus.

"I love you," Pearl said when they were done. Wocky clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Pearl had stashed away.

And if Pearl didn't know about Wocky's visits to the goat sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.
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OfflineDecisive Witness Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:56 am
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I am kinda laughing at this...
Spoiler:
Iris stepped bone destroying out into the forcefully sunshine, and admired Dahlia's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a nicely sight."

Dahlia climbed off the cart and walked hardly across the grass to greet her lover. Iris patted Dahlia on the chest and then tried to punch her painfully, but without success.

"That's all right," Dahlia said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not forcefully," Iris. "Not as forcefully as the time we punched on a pile of snow."

Dahlia nodded rage filled. "We were forcefully back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Iris said. "Everything seems passionately and romanticly when you're young."

"Of course," Dahlia said. "But now we're passionately, we can still have fun. If we go about it hardly."

"Hardly?" Iris said . "But how?"

"With this," Dahlia said and held out a romanticly egg. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to punch."

Iris swallowed the egg at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to punch hardly. They punched a destructive devil, yet so lovely. My sister... Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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OfflineDecisive Witness Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:01 am
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Spoiler:
The Battle For The Soda

In their apartment, Moe winced his soda. He had been busy with the soda for hours and now wanted nothing more than an impartial cuddle or a lewd massage from his lover Lana.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his sardonic Lana appeared at the door, grinning faithfully.

"Put down the soda," Lana said wryly. "Unless you want me to wince that soda on your arm."

Moe put down the soda. He was offbeat. He had never seen Lana so gorgeous before and it made him nauseating.

Lana picked up the soda, then withdrew a mall from her cheek. "Don't be so offbeat," Lana said with a gorgeous grimace. "A panda bit my chest this morning, and everything became fat. Now with this soda and this mall I can wryly rule the world!"

Moe clutched his hollow chest seldom. This was his lover, his sardonic Lana, now staring at him with a gorgeous cheek.

"Fight it!" Moe shouted. "The panda just wants the soda for his own sardonic devices! He doesn't love you, not the impartial way I do!"

Moe could see Lana trembling seldom. Moe reached out his arm and touched Lana's cheek wryly. He was sardonic, so sardonic, but he knew only his hollow love for Lana would break the panda's spell.

Sure enough, Lana dropped the soda with a thunk. "Oh, Moe," she squealed. "I'm so impartial, can you ever forgive me?"

But Moe had already moved in their apartment. The dog was a fat water bottle, he pressed his arm into Lana's cheek. And as they fell together in a fat fit of love, the soda lay on the floor, nauseating and forgotten.


pretty awesome.
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Re: Totally Random FanficsTopic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:29 am
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Krazytimes wrote:
Spoiler:
The Battle For The Soda

In their apartment, Moe winced his soda. He had been busy with the soda for hours and now wanted nothing more than an impartial cuddle or a lewd massage from his lover Lana.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his sardonic Lana appeared at the door, grinning faithfully.

"Put down the soda," Lana said wryly. "Unless you want me to wince that soda on your arm."

Moe put down the soda. He was offbeat. He had never seen Lana so gorgeous before and it made him nauseating.

Lana picked up the soda, then withdrew a mall from her cheek. "Don't be so offbeat," Lana said with a gorgeous grimace. "A panda bit my chest this morning, and everything became fat. Now with this soda and this mall I can wryly rule the world!"

Moe clutched his hollow chest seldom. This was his lover, his sardonic Lana, now staring at him with a gorgeous cheek.

"Fight it!" Moe shouted. "The panda just wants the soda for his own sardonic devices! He doesn't love you, not the impartial way I do!"

Moe could see Lana trembling seldom. Moe reached out his arm and touched Lana's cheek wryly. He was sardonic, so sardonic, but he knew only his hollow love for Lana would break the panda's spell.

Sure enough, Lana dropped the soda with a thunk. "Oh, Moe," she squealed. "I'm so impartial, can you ever forgive me?"

But Moe had already moved in their apartment. The dog was a fat water bottle, he pressed his arm into Lana's cheek. And as they fell together in a fat fit of love, the soda lay on the floor, nauseating and forgotten.


pretty awesome.


Seriously. What the hell. XD
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OfflineMedium-in-training Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:52 am
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Spoiler:
A Peanut Butter In Time

On a gory and loud morning, Will sat on top of Mt. Rushmore. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His spinal cord ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Angel to love someone with an abysmal ass?

Briskly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a liquid-like fading pocket book, all on a summer's day. I wish my Angel would murder me, in her own monotonus way..."

"Do you?" Angel sat down beside Will and put her hand on Will's intestine. "I think that could be arranged."

Will gasped stupidly. "But what about my abysmal ass?"

"I like it," Angel said gleefully. "I think it's purple."

They came together and their kiss was Like a check-in at an Italian sex party.

"I love you," Will said evilly.

"I love you too," Angel replied and desecrated him.

They bought a bunny, moved in together, and lived sheepishly ever after.
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OfflineAce Attorney Sun Jan 03, 2010 6:52 am
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Spoiler: "Sympathetically Tripping (Quite dirty)"
Plum tripped along often. She was on her way to meet her lover, Winston, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a pig hopping along, carrying a pen in its mouth.

Plum was almost under a star when she came across a tranquil cake, lying alone on a jolly plate. "That must be a treat from my alluring bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked bashful, so she ate it.

It gave her the most wonderful tingling sensation in her nose. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Winston.

When Winston came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Plum cried elegantly.

"Your leg! And your chest!" Winston said. "They're nostalgic! Can't you feel it?"

Plum felt her leg and her chest. They were indeed quite nostalgic. "Oh, no!" Plum said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that tranquil cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Winston said. "I got you a cup. It must have been that precious man who lives nearby. He acts a little wearily, ever since he painted a sword."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Plum sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Winston said majestically, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your leg is really impartial like that."

"Really?" Plum dried his tears. Plum kissed Winston and it was an entirely assorted sensation, like the sun that shines brightly in our lives..

They spent the night having entirely assorted sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that
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OfflineAce Attorney Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:37 pm
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Spoiler: An Origami In Time- An Oldbag/Juan Love Story
An Origami In Time

On a repulsive and sharp morning, Juan sat in Miles Edgeworth's cravat. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His ear ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Wendy to love someone with a soapy nose?

Passionately, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like an indescribable beautiful leprechaun, all on a summer's day. I wish my Wendy would inflate me, in her own awesome way..."

"Do you?" Wendy sat down beside Juan and put her hand on Juan's back. "I think that could be arranged."

Juan gasped reluctantly. "But what about my soapy nose?"

"I like it," Wendy said rapidly. "I think it's ardent."

They came together and their kiss was like a chocolate coated bunny rabbit that spreads joy and myxomatosis.

"I love you," Juan said detachedly.

"I love you too," Wendy replied and inflated him.

They bought a dinosaur, moved in together, and lived boldly ever after.
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OfflineSuspect Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:49 pm
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Spoiler: A Rose In Time, A Apollo/Mia Love Story.
On a deadly and exotic morning, Apollo sat under the water. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His lips ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Mia to love someone with a gentle hand?

Stealthily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a soft beautiful flower, all on a summer's day. I wish my Mia would kiss me, in her own interesting way..."

"Do you?" Mia sat down beside Apollo and put her hand on Apollo's arm. "I think that could be arranged."

Apollo gasped huskily. "But what about my gentle hand?"

"I like it," Mia said fiercely. "I think it's iridescent."

They came together and their kiss was like the darkness slinks over like a cat.

"I love you," Apollo said silently.

"I love you too," Mia replied and kissed him.

They bought a cat, moved in together, and lived deathly ever after.
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OfflineMedium-in-training Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:27 pm
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This is the best thing ever.
Spoiler: Hyper Love
Manfred von Karma finished packing. Ever since April May, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Manfred von Karma had been homicidal.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing closed him, all was predictable. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going behind the smile to become a violent end.

Just then, there was a vulgar knock at the door. Manfred von Karma opened it and stood there deadly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his face.

When Manfred von Karma came to, April May was holding his rips and looking formal. "My love," April May said cloudy, "I'm sorry for the pejorative shock. I've been shipwrecked on a dead island for the last ten years, living like an old man who's screaming at the children who play on his lawn.. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my elbow in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Manfred von Karma could hardly believe his April May had returned. "I will always love you, elbow or no elbow. Besides, you can cover it up with a killer."

They embraced carefully and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was poetic.
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OfflineSuspect Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:26 pm
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It is.

Spoiler: Shy Lang Syne, An Apollo/Viola Love Story
Apollo sipped frustratingly at his drink and stood shyly behind a blood. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel hurtful and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how red his cheeks got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Apollo knew very well why he was at the party: to see Viola.

Ah, Viola. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her soft lips made Apollo's heart beat like a tiger cat who brings happiness and western food.

But tonight everyone was masked. Apollo peered huskily through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Viola. There, he thought, the woman over by the skull, the smexy one with the angel-demon mask. It had to be Viola. No one else could look so beautiful, even in a angel-demon mask.

She began to walk Apollo's way and Apollo started to panic. What if she actually talked to Apollo?

Viola came right up to Apollo and Apollo thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Viola said fiercely. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the landscape," Apollo said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so horrific.

Just then, a fierce voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Apollo's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Viola might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Viola swept Apollo into her arms, bent him in edgeworth's cravat, and kissed Apollo fiercely, slipping him the tongue and groping his butt.

Apollo could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out defensivly and pulled Viola's mask off her face. It was Viola! "I knew it was you," Apollo said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Viola said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Apollo watched her go. She would be right back, Apollo was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.

And then they would fall in love.
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Spoiler: I'm Dreaming Of A Dusty Christmas- A Disturbing Tale of Love
It was Christmas Eve. Max sat contentedly at Disneyland getting hammered, sipping tiny eggnog.

He looked at the wonderful llama hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Bikini had hung it there, just before they looked at each other eagerly and then fell into each other's arms and devoured each other's face.

If only I hadn't been so puzzling, Max thought, pouring a hilarious amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Bikini might not have got so stripy and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a gigantic tear and held his thigh in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then an orange voice lifted happily up in song.



I'm dreaming of a dusty Christmas

Just like Gant loves RAEPTIEMS



Max ran to the door. It was Bikini, looking nondescript all over with snow.

"I missed you thoughtfully," Bikini said. "And I wanted to devour your face again."

Max hugged Bikini and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Bikini said.

"I think so too," Max said and they devoured each other's face until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted emu foot and lived hurriedly until Max got drunk again.
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OfflineAce Attorney Sun Jan 03, 2010 6:07 pm
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Joy wrote:
It is.

Spoiler: Shy Lang Syne, An Apollo/Viola Love Story
Apollo sipped frustratingly at his drink and stood shyly behind a blood. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel hurtful and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how red his cheeks got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Apollo knew very well why he was at the party: to see Viola.

Ah, Viola. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her soft lips made Apollo's heart beat like a tiger cat who brings happiness and western food.

But tonight everyone was masked. Apollo peered huskily through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Viola. There, he thought, the woman over by the skull, the smexy one with the angel-demon mask. It had to be Viola. No one else could look so beautiful, even in a angel-demon mask.

She began to walk Apollo's way and Apollo started to panic. What if she actually talked to Apollo?

Viola came right up to Apollo and Apollo thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Viola said fiercely. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the landscape," Apollo said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so horrific.

Just then, a fierce voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Apollo's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Viola might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Viola swept Apollo into her arms, bent him in edgeworth's cravat, and kissed Apollo fiercely, slipping him the tongue and groping his butt.

Apollo could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out defensivly and pulled Viola's mask off her face. It was Viola! "I knew it was you," Apollo said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Viola said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Apollo watched her go. She would be right back, Apollo was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.

And then they would fall in love.

I love that one. <3
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OfflineAce Attorney Sun Jan 03, 2010 6:43 pm
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XD WTF?

Lol, this one is a bit weird. The scary part is that about half of it makes sense...

Spoiler: An Interesting Place To Kiss: A Will/Pearl story???
Will stepped seductively out into the horny sunshine, and admired Pearl's leg. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a lovable sight."

Pearl climbed off the martini and walked strangely across the grass to greet her lover. Will patted Pearl on the Head and then tried to kiss her skillfully, but without success.

"That's all right," Pearl said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not cute," Will. "Not as cute as the time we kissed on a boat."

Pearl nodded Bizarrely. "We were Excited back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Will said. "Everything seems naughty and smoking hot when you're young."

"Of course," Pearl said. "But now we're nervous, we can still have fun. If we go about it sweetly."

"Sweetly?" Will said . "But how?"

"With this," Pearl said and held out a cool pillow. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to kiss."

Will swallowed the pillow at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to kiss sweetly. They kissed Like a bright pearl glistening in the sun. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.


And then there's this one...

Spoiler: A Refreshing Stranger Trucy/Romein
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Trucy strode along the path, making for Big Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Lengthy Magic panties, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Hip.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her addictive headset just in time to face the quiet man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.

The man struck aggresively, and Trucy barely raised her headset to meet the attack. They fought long and quickly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Trucy found herself forced to one knee, the man's headset pressed to her happy lip. "I am Romein of Big Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Lengthy Magic panties. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in a bedroom."

But Trucy had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her headset with a twist, overpowered Romein and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Trucy said, looking down upon him.

Romein's ankle shimmered like a sun shining down on a hot summer's day. "I have underestimated you, Trucy. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Trucy's desire was enflamed. Her lip throbbed and all her thoughts were to hug Romein like a dog. Trucy caressed Romein's giddy ankle and he responded. They came together passionately, and their joining was as lovely as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet wand!" Trucy groaned and hugged Romein as sloppily as she could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Trucy said. "That's where I put the Lengthy Magic panties for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed loudly on the grass, forgetful of all but their emotional love. "We will stay together forever," Romein said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Hip never got the Lengthy Magic panties and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
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OfflineSuspect Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:26 pm
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Chloebabes wrote:
Joy wrote:
It is.

Spoiler: Shy Lang Syne, An Apollo/Viola Love Story
Apollo sipped frustratingly at his drink and stood shyly behind a blood. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel hurtful and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how red his cheeks got when he was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Apollo knew very well why he was at the party: to see Viola.

Ah, Viola. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her soft lips made Apollo's heart beat like a tiger cat who brings happiness and western food.

But tonight everyone was masked. Apollo peered huskily through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Viola. There, he thought, the woman over by the skull, the smexy one with the angel-demon mask. It had to be Viola. No one else could look so beautiful, even in a angel-demon mask.

She began to walk Apollo's way and Apollo started to panic. What if she actually talked to Apollo?

Viola came right up to Apollo and Apollo thought that he was going to faint.

"Hello," Viola said fiercely. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the landscape," Apollo said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so horrific.

Just then, a fierce voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Apollo's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Viola might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Viola swept Apollo into her arms, bent him in edgeworth's cravat, and kissed Apollo fiercely, slipping him the tongue and groping his butt.

Apollo could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out defensivly and pulled Viola's mask off her face. It was Viola! "I knew it was you," Apollo said and took his own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Viola said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Apollo watched her go. She would be right back, Apollo was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.

And then they would fall in love.

I love that one. <3


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OfflineAce Attorney Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:46 pm
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Drabble-Matic's not working for me. D=
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It's fine again now :)
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OfflineAce Attorney Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:22 pm
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YAY!

Spoiler: The Battle For The Candy
In the night, Iris danced her candy. She had been busy with the candy for hours and now wanted nothing more than a devine cuddle or a big massage from her lover Jean.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her wonderful Jean appeared at the door, grinning kindly.

"Put down the candy," Jean said sofly. "Unless you want me to dance that candy on your hips."

Iris put down the candy. She was sparkly. She had never seen Jean so sweet before and it made her yearly.

Jean picked up the candy, then withdrew a cake from his belly. "Don't be so sparkly," Jean said with a sweet grimace. "A kitten bit my fingers this morning, and everything became pink. Now with this candy and this cake I can sofly rule the world!"

Iris clutched her tingly fingers lovingly. This was her lover, her wonderful Jean, now staring at her with a sweet belly.

"Fight it!" Iris shouted. "The kitten just wants the candy for his own wonderful devices! He doesn't love you, not the devine way I do!"

Iris could see Jean trembling lovingly. Iris reached out her hips and touched Jean's belly sofly. She was wonderful, so wonderful, but she knew only her tingly love for Jean would break the kitten's spell.

Sure enough, Jean dropped the candy with a thunk. "Oh, Iris," he squealed. "I'm so devine, can you ever forgive me?"

But Iris had already moved in the night. Like a falling snowflake., she pressed her hips into Jean's belly. And as they fell together in a pink fit of love, the candy lay on the floor, yearly and forgotten.


<3
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Spoiler: A Continent In Time (Bellboy/Maya)
On a jack and hip morning, Bellboy sat touching a cactus. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His leg ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Maya to love someone with a later hand?

Asleep, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a delicious original attraction, all on a summer's day. I wish my Maya would misuse me, in her own grim way..."

"Do you?" Maya sat down beside Bellboy and put her hand on Bellboy's arm. "I think that could be arranged."

Bellboy gasped underneath. "But what about my later hand?"

"I like it," Maya said big. "I think it's loud."

They came together and their kiss was like a thousand suns.

"I love you," Bellboy said round.

"I love you too," Maya replied and misused him.

They bought a bunny, moved in together, and lived vastly ever after.
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Spoiler:
A Crazy Occurrence

Ini paced up and down, jiggling her finger. Her very good friend, Mary Sue Annoyingly large crowd, had arranged to meet her here beneath a dead guy's crypt. "I have something nightmare inducing to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Annoyingly large crowd was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Ini expected to see her bounce up, her revealing hair streaming behind her and her destructive eyes aglow.

Ini heard footsteps, but they seemed rather wheezy for a delicate and sloppy girl like Mary Sue Annoyingly large crowd, whose tread was hardcore. She turned around and found Jean staring at her.

"What are you doing here?" Jean said obsessively. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Ini had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so deviouly. "Mary Sue Annoyingly large crowd asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Jean, her tonuge began to throb sukingly.

"Oh," Jean said, sneakingly. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Ini said and caught Jean by his lungs. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Jean said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like if the crypt keeper from Tales of the Crypt smiled.

From behind a beach, Mary Sue Annoyingly large crowd watched with a 80s light in her burning eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Ini/Jean". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the tarantula from extinction.


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Oh gawd. Mine's disturbing, yet hilarious. XD

Spoiler: A Chainsaw In Time
On a sharp and hard morning, Judge sat in the courtroom. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His hand ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Meekins to love someone with a magical leg?

Slyly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a gross ugly rock, all on a summer's day. I wish my Meekins would lick me, in his own large way..."

"Do you?" Meekins sat down beside Judge and put his hand on Judge's tongue. "I think that could be arranged."

Judge gasped quickly. "But what about my magical leg?"

"I like it," Meekins said roughly. "I think it's furry."

They came together and their kiss was like a butterfly-pooping unicorn puking up rainbows.

"I love you," Judge said happily.

"I love you too," Meekins replied and licked him.

They bought a cat, moved in together, and lived angrily ever after.
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SENSE: this makes none
BUT I LOL'D SO HARD
:lol:
Maya/Dahlia
Spoiler: The Adventure Of The Cat
Dahlia and Maya were out for a punch Valentine's walk on a bike. As they went, Maya rested her hand on Dahlia's boob. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so hadouken, Dahlia was filled with kiss dread.

"Do you suppose it's shit here?" she asked no.

"You die silly," Maya said, tickling Dahlia with her egg. "It's completely crap."

Just then, a shot cat leapt out from behind a shoe and licked Maya in the leg. "Aaargh!" Maya screamed.

Things looked shoot. But Dahlia, although she was dead, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a falcon punch and, shit, beat the cat lovely until it ran off. "That will teach you to lick innocent people."

Then she clasped Maya close. Maya was bleeding rightly. "My darling," Dahlia said, and pressed her lips to Maya's arm.

"I love you," Maya said sadly, and expired in Dahlia's arms.

Dahlia never loved again
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Spoiler: An Abysmal Occurrence
Winston paced up and down, jiggling his sternum. His very good friend, Mary Sue Drill, had arranged to meet him here under a bed. "I have something blue to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Drill was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Winston expected to see her bounce up, her beautiful hair streaming behind her and her dark eyes aglow.

Winston heard footsteps, but they seemed rather shiny for a delicate and purple girl like Mary Sue Drill, whose tread was loud. He turned around and found Ema staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Ema said strangely. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Winston had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so lovingly. "Mary Sue Drill asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Ema, his toe began to throb sheepisly.

"Oh," Ema said, coldly. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Winston said and caught Ema by her spleen. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Ema said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like Ema's abiding love for Snackoos.

From behind a pencil, Mary Sue Drill watched with a pointy light in her slimy eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Winston/Ema". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the platypus from extinction.

Winston Payne/Ema Skye otp.

Spoiler: A Long Day To Burp
Luke stepped lovingly out into the shiny sunshine, and admired The Judge's toenail. "Ah," he sighed, "That's an elognated sight."

The Judge climbed off the pencil and walked oddly across the grass to greet his lover. Luke patted The Judge on the elbow and then tried to burp him coldly, but without success.

"That's all right," The Judge said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not charteruse," Luke. "Not as charteruse as the time we burped over the rainbow."

The Judge nodded funnily. "We were invisible back in those days."

"Our butts were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Luke said. "Everything seems ugly and sparkly when you're young."

"Of course," The Judge said. "But now we're young, we can still have fun. If we go about it happily."

"Happily?" Luke said . "But how?"

"With this," The Judge said and held out an old Playstation 3. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to burp."

Luke swallowed the Playstation 3 at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to burp happily. They burped like the scent of fresh lemon from the days of Grossberg's youth. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

Luke Atmey/the Judge otp :godot:
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OfflineMedium-in-training Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:16 pm
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Spoiler: This one came out perfect.
The Adventure Of The Cat

Hammond and Pearl were out for a cheesy Valentine's walk on grandma's head. As they went, Pearl rested her hand on Hammond's nail. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so atrocious, Hammond was filled with random dread.

"Do you suppose it's metallic here?" he asked hastily.

"You fat silly," Pearl said, tickling Hammond with her cigar. "It's completely wiggly."

Just then, an unknown cat leapt out from behind a pie and ate Pearl in the nostril. "Aaargh!" Pearl screamed.

Things looked monstrous. But Hammond, although he was ravid, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a Wii and, like a chicken being Ganted, beat the cat crazily until it ran off. "That will teach you to eat innocent people."

Then he clasped Pearl close. Pearl was bleeding sickly. "My darling," Hammond said, and pressed his lips to Pearl's boob.

"I love you," Pearl said strangely, and expired in Hammond's arms.

Hammond never loved again.
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Spoiler: I'm Dreaming Of A Black Christmas Morgan/Dee
It was Christmas Eve. Morgan sat deadly on the bed, sipping sexy eggnog.

She looked at the rainy vase hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Dee had hung it there, just before they looked at each other sexily and then fell into each other's arms and shaked each other's nose.

If only I hadn't been so sparkly, Morgan thought, pouring a fair amount of rum into her eggnog. Then Dee might not have got so sharp and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a golden tear and held her finger in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a graceful voice lifted suddenly up in song.


I'm dreaming of a black Christmas

Just like tomorrow will never arrive.


Morgan ran to the door. It was Dee, looking smoky all over with snow.

"I missed you hurtfully," Dee said. "And I wanted to shake your nose again."

Morgan hugged Dee and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Dee said.

"I think so too," Morgan said and they shaked each other's nose until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted tiger stomach and lived quickly until Morgan got drunk again.
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Chloebabes wrote:
Spoiler: I'm Dreaming Of A Black Christmas Morgan/Dee
It was Christmas Eve. Morgan sat deadly on the bed, sipping sexy eggnog.

She looked at the rainy vase hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Dee had hung it there, just before they looked at each other sexily and then fell into each other's arms and shaked each other's nose.

If only I hadn't been so sparkly, Morgan thought, pouring a fair amount of rum into her eggnog. Then Dee might not have got so sharp and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a golden tear and held her finger in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a graceful voice lifted suddenly up in song.


I'm dreaming of a black Christmas

Just like tomorrow will never arrive.


Morgan ran to the door. It was Dee, looking smoky all over with snow.

"I missed you hurtfully," Dee said. "And I wanted to shake your nose again."

Morgan hugged Dee and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Dee said.

"I think so too," Morgan said and they shaked each other's nose until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted tiger stomach and lived quickly until Morgan got drunk again.

:lol:
I think you're drunk" " I think so too" hahaha this is awesome
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Spoiler: The Low Stranger (Daryan/Phoenix)
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Daryan strode along the path, making for Locked Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Secret Signal, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Toe.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his unseen model just in time to face the artificial man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck dry, and Daryan barely raised his model to meet the attack. They fought long and thus until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Daryan found himself forced to one knee, the man's model pressed to his wide hand. "I am Phoenix of Locked Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Secret Signal. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the room."

But Daryan had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his model with a twist, overpowered Phoenix and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Daryan said, looking down upon him.

Phoenix's arm shimmered like a fresh coat of paint. "I have underestimated you, Daryan. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Daryan's desire was enflamed. His hand throbbed and all his thoughts were to program Phoenix like a bird. Daryan caressed Phoenix's inferior arm and he responded. They came together opposite, and their joining was as fundamental as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet surface!" Daryan groaned and programed Phoenix as some as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Daryan said. "That's where I put the Secret Signal for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed feasible on the grass, forgetful of all but their useful love. "We will stay together forever," Phoenix said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Toe never got the Secret Signal and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
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Iris/Sal
Spoiler: Iris and Sal by William Shakespeare
Enter Iris

Sal appears above at a window

Iris:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the book, and Sal is the dog.
Arise, smelly dog, and bite the hard condom.
See, how he leans his finger upon his hair!
O, that I were a glove upon that hair,
That I might touch that finger!

Sal:
O Iris, Iris! wherefore art thou Iris?
What's in a name? That which we call a bum
By any other name would smell as smoky
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like gold fucking a rainbowm."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove soft.

Iris:
Swain, by yonder hard condom I swear
That tips in the loo the slimy sink--

Sal:
O, swear not by the condom, the boobilicious condom,
That horribly changes in its tasty orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise tasty.
Sweet, sharp night! A thousand times sharp night!
Parting is such purple sorrow,
That I shall say sharp night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Iris:
Sleep dwell upon thy finger, peace in thy hair!
Would I were sleep and peace, so gracefully to rest!
suddenly will I to my smelly bum's cell,
Its help to bite, and my smoky bum to tell.

Spoiler: Sharp Love
Iris finished packing. Ever since Sal, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Iris had been tasty.

There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing biten her, all was hard. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going in the loo to become a slimy sink.

Just then, there was a boobilicious knock at the door. Iris opened it and stood there gracefully for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her hair.

When Iris came to, Sal was holding her bum and looking smelly. "My love," Sal said deeply, "I'm sorry for the purple shock. I've been shipwrecked on a soft island for the last ten years, living like gold fucking a rainbown.. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my finger in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Iris could hardly believe her Sal had returned. "I will always love you, finger or no finger. Besides, you can cover it up with a condom."

They embraced slimily and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was smoky.

Spoiler: The Battle For The Book
In the loo, Iris biten her book. She had been busy with the book for hours and now wanted nothing more than a tasty cuddle or a soft massage from her lover Sal.

She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her boobilicious Sal appeared at the door, grinning slimily.

"Put down the book," Sal said deeply. "Unless you want me to bite that book on your bum."

Iris put down the book. She was sharp. She had never seen Sal so purple before and it made her slimy.

Sal picked up the book, then withdrew a condom from his finger. "Don't be so sharp," Sal said with a purple grimace. "A dog bit my hair this morning, and everything became smoky. Now with this book and this condom I can deeply rule the world!"

Iris clutched her hard hair horribly. This was her lover, her boobilicious Sal, now staring at her with a purple finger.

"Fight it!" Iris shouted. "The dog just wants the book for his own boobilicious devices! He doesn't love you, not the tasty way I do!"

Iris could see Sal trembling horribly. Iris reached out her bum and touched Sal's finger deeply. She was boobilicious, so boobilicious, but she knew only her hard love for Sal would break the dog's spell.

Sure enough, Sal dropped the book with a thunk. "Oh, Iris," he squealed. "I'm so tasty, can you ever forgive me?"

But Iris had already moved in the loo. Like gold fucking a rainbown., she pressed her bum into Sal's finger. And as they fell together in a smoky fit of love, the book lay on the floor, slimy and forgotten.
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