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Name: that idiotic glimmerous flop!
Author: Detective Ema Skye
Genre: comedy
Rating: general
Pairing: Ema/Klavier
Status: Not yet complete
Summary: i do NOT like Prosecutor Klavier!!!! ...

Spoiler:
okay, so this really, really weird thing happened to me today. An i get the feeling it's gonna keep on happening, too. Now that that stupid glimmerous flop has declared war. Argh. honestly.

see, this is what happened.

take a seat and here *throws a bag of snackoos to you* that's a thanks for listening to me.

This morning, i woke up really early. Seems like there was a murder investigation that had to be "investigated" so I had to go down to the crime scene real early. Half way there and i forgot my snackoos!!! can you believe that!? so, there, I had no time to go back and get it! so i went on ahead. just when i thought it couldn't get any worse, there's a motorcycle behind me who's playing ear-busting music! to make it worse, it's playing songs from the album "My boyfriend's a Prosecutor" by that stupid Gavinners band. ugh. I had a pretty good idea who was riding that stupid motorcycle, so i ran for it. Scientifically speaking, i escaped.

when I got to the crime scene, the dead body was still there. apparently that of a 17 year old boy. then, i saw the back of a head... that of a certain spiky haired boy with the magician girl. Apollo and Trucy. Trucy sees me and she greets in her usual smiling face,
"Hi Ema!"
I say a quick hi and turn to Apollo. Apollo looks at me with those eye of his...clearly he wants to ask me something.
"Um...Ema? uh...could I...um...borrow some of your fingerprint powder? there's
something I want to look at..." He stammers.
"No touching the crime scene! not until I've had a look at things!" I object.
the lack of snackoos gave me a mean temper.
"Ah, Herr Forehead and his Fraulein sister. I see that we shall be meeting in court again soon, Nein?"
...it's the glimmerous flop. I am in NO mood for him now!
I quickly grab my fingerprint powder and head for the murder weapon on the ground.
As i was dabbing the handle, Klavier suddenly lays a hand on my shoulder and says,
"Fraulein detective, may I know if there are fingerprints on that handle?" He smirks.
I ignored him.
"Get away and let me do my work, prosecutor gavin."
suddenly, a familiar voice from behind me speaks.
"Careful Gavin, she bites."
I quickly turn around with a smile on my face.
"Phoenix!" I say happily.
"Long time no see, Ema." He smiles, throwing me a pack of snackoos. CARAMEL, snackoos.
"YAY!" i jumped in delight. These snackoos are only found in certain places of the city. totally rare.
"Ahh...Herr Wright. what brings you here?" Klavier said in a irritated tone.
"I was looking for Ema. Hey ema, can I borrow some of that powder there?" Phoenix asks.
I hand him the bottle willingly.
"Ach, Fraulein, whose side are you on, Nein? you're giving it to the defense." Klaver says, annoyingly.
So the wright family strolls of somewhere.

"Fraulein...may I ask...what do you think of me?"
Klavier is serious. eek.

"umm... *munch* *munch* you're my boss..." I answer unwillingly, munching on my treat.
"Nein, how come Herr phoenix gets an unusual reaction from you? You seem... happy." Klavier asks.
"Scientifically, he saved my life." I answer right back. He's starting to irritate me.
"...So if i save your life, you will like me to?" Klavier smirks.
"WHAT?! I DON'T LIKE PHOENIX WRIGHT! he's a friend!" I shout at him. He's starting to make me crack.
"Nein, but you look like you want to jump and hug him, Fraulein." Klavier remarks.
"So what's it to YOU?! believe what you want you stupid limmerous flop i don't have time for this! argh!" I throw my snackoos at him and walk to the other direction.

"hahaha. Lover quarrel, Ema?" a voice says.
"...?" I turn around.
"Looks like you and Klavier are a good match." Phoenix smiles.
"PHOENIX!! you're wrong! i don't like that glimmeous flop!" I object.
"So are you saying you like Nick then, Ema?" It was Maya... Maya Fey. Long time since i'd seen her.
"NO! I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THEM! Phoenix is juts friend! Klavier...he's a stupid boss!"
"OK OK, calm down, Ema." phoenix laughs.
"argh!" I stomp my foot.
"Ach, Fraulein, caught red-handed." Klavier appears.
I was getting irritated, so i decided to pla a trick on Klavier.
"Okay then, you caught me. I don't like Phoenix...I like...well...you." I smirk.
Klavier seems surprised.
"Aha...finally gave in, Fraulein? achtung, baby!"
I take klavier's hand and whirl him around...and pushed him to the lake.
"No, just a trick, Klavier." I put my hand on my hips and laugh.
"Told you she bites, Gavin" Phoenix says.



Spoiler:
So after that i finished up the reports for the crime scene reported that day and headed home. When I reached the front door of the apartment, I noticed the lights were on.
It was pretty late, so Lana should be asleep by then.
That's when something caught my eye...
a motorcycle.
"Aw shoot!" i thought and rushed up the stairs.
So when i opened the lock of the door and came in,
I heard my sister Lana and...
uh...
the glimmerous flop...
talking...
and...
laughing.
"Oh, Ema, you're back." My sister smiles.
"Uhu...hey, what's he doing here?!" I shout.
"Welcome home, Fraulein, I wanted to talk to you, forgive me for coming at such a time." Klavier grins.
"Sis, why'd you let him in?!" I wail.
"Oh, sorry, I didn't know... you see, I was supposed to meet Miles here. So i though it was him when I opened the door." Lana answered.
"Miles? Prosecutor Edgeworth..??? where? where? where?!" I enthusiastically ask. I am a big fan of prosecutor Edgeworth after all.
"Ahhh the fraulein detective likes Prosecutor Edgeworth as well, ja?" Klavier raises his brow.

There was a knock on the door.

"Ahh, that must be Miles." Lana says as she walked over to answer the door.

"Good evening Ms,Skye, thanks for having me over to talk about that case with- Oh i see Gavin is here too. And Ema as well." Edgey said.

I've taken a liking in calling me edgey... must've been that Oldbag's fault...she kept calling him edgey when I met her so there...it rubbed off on me.

"Good evening, Edgeworth." Klavier smiled.
"Ahhh, Klavier, long time no see. Has Phoenix's apprentice beaten you as well?" Edgey joked.
"Ach...you are correct." Klavier was annoyed. Yay.
"I heard Wright has beaten you in something else, as well." Edgey laughs.

"Ema help me with the food." Lana called.
So I rushed in to the other room to help her.
I heard a little of the conversation though.
it went something like...

"Ja... Herr Wright has beaten me... in terms with a certain fraulein."
"Ahahaha. I see you're still getting accustomed to the fact that a girl is not going crazy over you, klavier?"
"....Ja. I think that is why I am so attracted to the fraulein. But i'm beaten by you as well, Herr Edgeworth."
"hahaha. Better luck next time, Klavier. You'll have a hard time with her. She bites."

I wonder who they're talking about. must be Maya or something. I doubt it was Trucy since she went gaga over that glimmerous flop. Must be Maya, after all, Maya likes Phoenix.


Last edited by Detective Ema Skye on Thu May 07, 2009 3:33 am, edited 2 times in total.
Re: that idiotic glimmerous flop! (klavierXema)Topic%20Title
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Quote:
"Careful Gavin, she bites."


I love that! :hobolaugh: Cute story!
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Right - I'll give you an honist opinion:
it started dodgy - and i wasn't even sure if I could go through with it. But:

SO FUNNY! it's really great once you start reading it, but, when it comes to fanfics I like them to be neat. So capital "I"s you lazy person! When in doubt type on word first - it does it for you!

just a tip from a reader... even after saying that - can you write some more?
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haha thanks. Sorry about the I's I was in a bit of a rush yesterday :P
thanks for the comments, though. i appreciate it. Here's a thank you gift *throws you chocolate snackoos* :scientific:

p.s. Don't tell Klavier I went and stole back the snackoos he stole from me :sassy:
forensic science can rule the world someday...
so can snackoos..
so scientifically speaking...
those of you who despise either of them...
are just like that idiotic glimmerous flop!
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:maya: how can ema be so clueless that they're not talking about maya, they're talking about HER!?
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Ooh, a real drumroll. Nice.

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Because ema's in denial
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I can't tell whether this is an antiKlaviEma fic or a generic KlaviEma fic. That affects my opinions, yes, sue me.
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just wait the story's not even done yet! :notes:
forensic science can rule the world someday...
so can snackoos..
so scientifically speaking...
those of you who despise either of them...
are just like that idiotic glimmerous flop!
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Hahex wrote:
Because ema's in denial

THIS^^

Cute fic! I'll agree with some others here that it started out kinda choppy, though.

Please continue. Despite what some people may thing (*cough*Dramatica :pearl: *cough*) , there aren't enough pro-KlavierxEma fics going around. If, indeed, that is what this turns out to be. :godot:
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great fic ^^¡¡ please continue :3

GDM wrote:

there aren't enough pro-KlavierxEma fics going around.


I agree¡ i made a klaviema Fanfic but it's in spanish -.- , and i can't translate it only with translators , I don't trust them ¬¬...
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awesome!!!
really cute!!!
'careful,she bites'
heh heh.
poor klavier!!
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PLEASE DELETE THIS MESSAGE .. sorry :larry:
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Fraulein Skye wrote:
PLEASE DELETE THIS MESSAGE .. sorry :larry:

:eh?: ¿Qué se supone que escribiste ahí como para querer que lo borren?
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such a cute fanfic
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Thanks Purple Angel =D
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FJ Link wrote:
Fraulein Skye wrote:
PLEASE DELETE THIS MESSAGE .. sorry :larry:

:eh?: ¿Qué se supone que escribiste ahí como para querer que lo borren?



nada que en vez de editarlo mi mensaje anterior , le di a quote y no se borrarlo T_T
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that is awesome*amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WRITE NEXT CHAPTER IMMEDIATLY ummmm pretty please?!
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LOL! This fic's cute! Can't wait for the next chapter! =^^=
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Really cute story WRITE MORE IMEDIATELEY, I DEMAND Write more soon please :pearly: caramel snackoos, yummy!!
I am a Phoenix/Maya shipper
I also support Fransizka/Edgeworth, Mia/Diego and Apollo/Vera.
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This is like the only ema/klaveir fic around at the moment (apart from my own but i can't really read that, can I?)
You MUST continue.
Or I will SUE!

...just kidding....



...I think..... *maybe I could pursude apollo....
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