This was probably already done before and whatever, but I don't really care.

*Ahem*

On the first day of Christmas, the court records gave to me..
A Phoenix in a pear tree

Help! Missle chased me up this tree and I can't get down!
Bark?

On the second day of Christmas, the court records gave to me...
Too lawyer badges

You must listen, I must defend you in court!
And?
*presents badge* TAKE THAT!!
As if that is going to help.
I knew you were going to say that, much like everyone else...

Two lawyer badges
And a Phoenix in a pear tree

On the third day of Christmas, the court records gave to me...
Three Girls in an Office

:/ ...
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What?
What about me, pal? I was once in your office too....

Three girls in an office
Two lawyer badges
And a Phoenix in a pear tree

On the fourth day of Christmas, the court records gave to me...
Four pointing fingers

I object!
I object even more!
I object to the both of you!
I object as to why Godot and I do not having pointing smilies!
She's right...

Four pointing fingers
Three girls in an office
Two lawyer badges
And a Phoenix in a pear tree

On the fifth day of Christmas, the court records gave to me...
Five Psyche-Locks

Well? Do you see any Psyche-Locks?
I would if I had my magatama with me...
*Talking to Shoe* Why do you have five red locks on you?
Why did I have the feeling that little thief took it?

Five Psyche-Locks
Four pointing fingers
Three girls in an office
Two lawyer badges
And a Phoenix in a pear tree

On the sixth day of Christmas, the court records gave to me...
Six guilty verdicts

Shoe is found guilty of eating the mouse. NEXT!
*Bailiff brings out the next cat that is supposely going to also be guilty of eating rodents...*
I knew making that bet with Gumshoe that if I lost I would defend felines... wasn't a good idea.

Six guilty verdicts
Five Psyche-Locks
Four pointing fingers
Three girls in an office
Two lawyer badges
And a Phoenix in a pear tree

On the seventh day of Christmas, the court records gave to me...
Seven creepy teddy bears

NAAARRRHHH!!! ......Oh, uh? It was just a dream?
JFA's last case is giving me nightmares.... bears chasing me, of all things...
*Sees Mr. Bobo the bear on his desk, a toy that used to belong to Phoenix when he was a wee boy*
NAAARRRHHH!!!!

Seven creepy teddy bears
Six guilty verdicts
Five Psyche-Locks
Four pointing fingers
Three girls in an office
Two lawyer badges
And a Phoenix in a pear tree

On the eighth day of Christmas, the court records gave to me...
Eight cups of coffee

Eight?! I wanted twelve cups of coffee!!
That's all you're getting.
Then answer me this Mr. Trite, why only eight?
Because whoever wrote this parody said so.
....Some reason... >_>

Eight cups of coffee
Seven creepy teddy bears
Six guilty verdicts
Five Psyche-Locks
Four pointing fingers
Three girls in an office
Two lawyer badges
And a Phoenix in a pear tree

On the ninth day of Christmas, the court records gave to me...
Nine painful whips

*Ka-whip* OW!
*Ka-whip* OW!
*Ka-whip* OW!
*Ka-whip* OW!
*Ka-whip* OWIE!
*Ka-whip* OW!
*Ka-whip* RRRRROOOOOOOWWWW!
*Ka-whip* OW! Waaaaaahhhh!
*Ka-whip* Hmmmm, yes...
Stupid fool, you're supposed to foolishly yelp!
*Ka-whip* Hmmmmm, OW!

Nine painful whips
Eight cups of coffee
Seven creepy teddy bears
Six guilty verdicts
Five Psyche-Locks
Four pointing fingers
Three girls in an office
Two lawyer badges
And a Phoenix in a pear tree

On the tenth day of Christmas, the court records gave to me...
Ten of Moe's jokes

Wright, I have another joke that I would love to share.
Ugh, fine.. hit me.
What grows between your nose and your chin?
I give up, what?
Tulips! HA HA HA! Get it? Tu-lips? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
*rolls eyes*

Ten of Moe's jokes
Nine painful whips
Eight cups of coffee
Seven creepy teddy bears
Six guilty verdicts
Five Psyche-Locks
Four pointing fingers
Three girls in an office
Two lawyer badges
And a Phoenix in a pear tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the court records gave to me...
Eleven Shell calling cards

I work for Shell, a gasoline company. If you want to know more about the company - here's my card.
But... what about our agreement?
Forget it, I'm through killing people. I'm done, zip-zado-noda.
You know, this 'reference' gag was kinda lame...

Eleven shell calling cards
Ten of Moe's jokes
Nine painful whips
Eight cups of coffee
Seven creepy teddy bears
Six guilty verdicts
Five Psyche-Locks
Four pointing fingers
Three girls in an office
Two lawyer badges
And a Phoenix in a pear tree

On the 12th day of Christmas, the court records gave to me...
Twelve photographs taken by Lotta

These photographs are gonna be one. big. scoop. I tells ya!
Hello. You are invading our security's privacy. I must ask you to hand me the photos. Thank you.
But what about my scoop?!
I'm sorry, but I don't give a rat's ass about your scoop. We must have your photos, have a good day.

Twelve photographs taken by Lotta
Eleven shell calling cards
Ten of Moe's jokes
Nine painful whips
Eight cups of coffee
Seven creepy teddy bears
Six guilty verdicts
Five Psyche-Locks
Four pointing fingers
Three girls in an office
Two lawyer badges
And a Phoenix in a pear tree

Hello? Anyone there? I'm still stuck in the pear tree, get me out of here!!

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