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Spoiler: Merry Christmas, Miles Edgeworth Part 9
A gunshot. A scream, the most horrible he's ever heard. He knew now who that scream belonged to, but it still sent shivers down his spine. Did his dad know now? That Edgeworth wasn't his killer? It's been a few years since the truth has been revealed, yet he could not move on. He was still deathly afraid of earthquakes. His life was ruined by the very man he considered family. The very man who raised him. Then, a spirit medium, Master of the Kurain Channeling Technique, to be more precise, channeled his father. Now he could finally talk to him. Edgeworth felt something brush against his arm and regained awareness immediately.
"Dad?" he asked. Instead, he saw Maya's sad eyes.
"I'm sorry, Edgeworth," she replied. "The shock of seeing you was too much for him and he left my body." Edgeworth groaned slightly, then looked over at his arm. The darn kitten was rubbing against it!
"Shoo! Get out of here!" Edgeworth yelled at it, jumping away. The kitten stared into his eyes and meowed. Maya giggled.
"Lighten up, Edgeworth," she said, picking the kitten up. "He didn't do anything wrong. It's not his fault you're allergic to cats." Edgeworth opened his mouth to say something, but then someone knocked at the door.
"I'll get it!" Gumshoe called, opening the door. Then, a truly hideous sight entered the house. Larry Butz, dressed as Santa Clause, walked inside, holding a bag over his shoulder.
"Get out, Larry," Edgeworth said bitterly.
"No way, man. If I leave, how am I supposed to give you your other presents?" Larry asked.
"Other presents?"
"Well, you didn't think Zippy over there was your only gift, did you?" Larry inquired, indicating the kitten, who purred when his name was said.
"Um..." Edgeworth replied as Larry sat down in the nearest chair, only to get whipped by Franziska.
"Foolish fool. You do not sit until Miles Edgeworth does. Besides, that was my chair, as it is the most perfect one in this house."
"Hey, Franzy. Merry Christmas," Larry said, not even fazed by getting whipped. He must have developed an immunity to it after so many times, Edgeworth thought as Franziska whipped Larry several more times.
"Do not call me Franzy and do not wish me a merry Christmas."
"Why not?" Larry asked, only to get whipped again.
"Because 'Franzy' is not a good nickname and I do not celebrate Christmas." Larry was about to say something, but Franziska raising her whip and glaring at him made him think better of it. Maya smiled down at Edgeworth and offered her hand to help him up. Edgeworth reached for it, then pulled his hand back and got up himself.
"Thank you for offering to help me," he said. "But I don't need it." Maya got the feeling he was talking about more than just being helped up.
"Alright, now everyone gathered around. I want to draw a portrait of you guys," Larry said. Edgeworth sighed, but took a seat. So did everyone else. Franziska hesitated, opening her mouth to protest, but deciding against it and sitting down. "Thanks, dudes. Perfect." He started drawing...

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Oh no! A Laurice Deauxnim project! Eeek! Poor Edgeworth about his dad though. Wish Maya could just channel him again.
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I-I think your my favourite Author! I've read every one of your stories to the last word. Some of them twice :edgy:
Thanksgiving one was awesome! The "Dances with Wolves" reference was funny because I was just thinking "This is like a funny version of that movie we watched in History" and then you referenced it! I live in Australia so we dont celebrate Thanksgiving but I really enjoyed this story anyway.
The Merry Christmas, Miles Edgeworth story is Halarious! The cat allergy, the over used "bah humbug", the RAWR and 'Larry the hideous sight' all had me cracking up. And you capture Franziska's character..well..perfectly! I "aww'd" when Edgey's dad showed up.

Well, I could go on forever so just times this by 1000 and you have my appreaciation of these stories. Seriously anticipating Updates. hehee, I think I wrote too much. If I had cookies i would give them to you, but i dont...so have a Kangaroo. :godot:

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@ FlameInferno: Yes. Oh, no. Just you wait. It gets worse. Much worse.

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Spoiler: Merry Christmas, Miles Edgeworth Part 10
As Laurice drew, the earth shook.
"No! My drawing!" Larry screamed as the candles fell, igniting the house.
"We don't have time for that. Let's go!" Gumshoe shouted, hoisting Larry and running out of the inferno, Phoenix, Maya, Pearl, and Franziska right behind them.
"Whew. At least everyone's safe," Phoenix said.
"Wait! We're missing someone!" Larry shouted. "Let's see...We have Pretzel Head, Top Knot, Spiky hair, Whip, Scruffy, Freakishly handsome..." Larry gasped. "Wait! Where's Gay Rich Dude?" Everyone turned back to the flames.
"I'll bet that foolish fool is curled up into a ball," Franziska said.
"We have to save him. Gumshoe."
"Right behind you pal." Phoenix and Gumshoe ran back into the flames. Phoenix coughed as soon he entered. The smoke was all around him. He couldn't see anything except the fire.
"There he is!" Gumshoe announced, scooping up Edgeworth's trembling figure. "Let's go." Phoenix wondered why he was there in the first place if Gumshoe didn't need any help. They turned to leave, only for the fire to completely surround them. Phoenix coughed and wheezed. "Help me, pal." Gumshoe lowered Edgeworth, placing him gently on the ground as the earth continued to shake. "I'll get you over the flames, then you grab Edgeworth and get out. Don't worry about me."
"Objection..." Phoenix wheezed. "I can't leave you behind..." Gumshoe coughed.
"It's either that or we all die here. I'll be alright. Trust me." Phoenix shook his head, but Gumshoe lifted him anyway, throwing him over the flames.
"No..." Phoenix got up, only to fall back down as Edgeworth landed on him. Phoenix rolled the body off him.
"Go! The flames will only build!" Phoenix grabbed Edgeworth and dragged him out the door. Fresh air filled his lungs, but he wouldn't stop there. He had to save Gumshoe.
"I'm sorry, Edgeworth," Phoenix said, removing his magenta jacket. "But I'm going to need this. It's covered in soot anyway." He raced back inside, coughing as he ran in. Gumshoe was buckled in the fire, trying to put some out with his trench coat to no avail.
"I told you to go..." Phoenix pulled off his jacket and tossed it to Gumshoe, swatting at the flames with Edgeworth's.
"As soon as there's a path..." The fire seemed to go out part of the way, but start building around Phoenix. It wasn't going to work.
"That does it!" Gumshoe shouted. "Put me out, okay?" Phoenix looked to Gumshoe, confused as the detective ran straight through the flames, grabbed him, and ran right out of the house. As soon as he was outside, he dropped Phoenix and rolled around on the ground as Phoenix did the same.
"Nick! Gumshoe!" Maya called, running over. "Are you alright?"
"W-we're fine," Phoenix said in a shaky voice as he got up, Gumshoe rising with him.
"Good. Because I'm not," Edgeworth said, rising.

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Oh no.....could it get any worse? Probably..... :sadshoe: . Poor Edgey.....christmas is not his season at all
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ROFL, gosh, I love Larry's nicknames for everyone! I nearly died laughing when he said "Wait! Where's Gay Rich Dude?" I wonder what's going to happen to Edgeworth next.
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@ IlovephoenixwrightXD: Don't worry. It'll get better. ^_^

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Spoiler: Merry Christmas, Miles Edgeworth Part 11
"My ears are still ringing from those Christmas carols, my hands are swollen, my meal was ruined, there was no electricity, I saw the worst play in the world so my past could haunt me again and I could faint, and, worst of all, my house was burned to the ground along with everything inside it, including my favorite magenta jacket!" Edgeworth screamed.
"Yeah, but, it's not all bad, Edgeworth," Maya said. "I mean, you got to see your father again, right?" Edgeworth turned to Maya and glared at her.
"Don't say anything. This is all your fault!"
"Hey, don't start on Maya," Phoenix interjected. "She was just trying to help."
"And what about you, Wright? Are you going to deny responsibility for this?" Edgeworth asked. "You were the one who enabled her. You were the one who gave me that cat. You..."
"Objection!" Phoenix shouted. Franziska waggled her finger.
"Miles Edgeworth, we understand that your holiday was ruined, but it was not entirely anyone's fault," she said. "You are not factoring in one thing that was nobody's fault, and it's the very thing you are most upset about."
"What are you talking about?" Edgeworth inquired.
"The earthquake, Miles Edgeworth. That was a natural disaster, therefore nobody's fault. And the earthquake is what caused the fire."
"Yes. If anything you should be glad you're alive. If you were in there yourself, you would have died," Phoenix said.
"So, Nick and Gumshoe gave you the greatest gift of all," Maya said. "Life."
"If this is the way life is, I'm not sure I want to live it," Edgeworth said. Phoenix walked over to Edgeworth and did the one thing nobody thought he would ever do. He punched Edgeworth right in the face. As Edgeworth fell like a sack of potatoes, Phoenix breathed heavily, staring at his trembling hand. He couldn't believe he just did that.
"Don't say that. Don't you ever say that!" Phoenix stormed off.
"Nick!" Maya called, about to run after him, but Gumshoe grabbed her.
"Leave him be, pal," Gumshoe said, then he turned and helped Edgeworth up. "I'm sorry, Mr. Edgeworth."
"Everyone just...Leave me alone," Edgeworth ordered, walking in the opposite direction of Phoenix.
"Wait, pal. If you have nowhere else to go, you can come to my apartment!" Gumshoe called. Edgeworth seemed to ignore him as he kept walking.

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It'll get better yeah... but not at this point in time... Aww, man, now I feel sorry for everyone! Still, good chapter, Lida!
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Sweet! Phoenix punching Edgeworth, at last!! Awesome chapter!
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Spoiler: Merry Christmas, Miles Edgeworth Part 13
Phoenix sat on a park bench, just staring at the reflection of the lights. Then, a soft "meow" got his attention as a kitten jumped on his lap.
"Hey, Zippy," he said, petting the kitten. "I'm glad you got out alright." Zippy purred. "I guess you're wondering why I'm not with Edgeworth, huh?" Not really, Zippy thought as he purred. I'd rather sleep. "Well, he was saying how he doesn't want to live anymore. And so I punched him in the face." Phoenix looked down at his knuckles. "I mean, Gumshoe and I risked our lives to save Edgeworth, and to hear him say he wished he would have been left there just..." Phoenix sighed. "When I was a baby, I didn't cry. I seemed healthy in every way, except I couldn't breathe. I was hooked up to all kinds of machines just to stay alive. The doctor told Mom and Dad that chances were, if I lived, I would be hooked to machines my whole life. They didn't want that, so they told the doctor to pull the plug. Then, a miracle happened. Once I was off the machines, I was able to breathe. And I cried. When Edgeworth says something like that, it makes me wonder what would have happened if I died then, like I was supposed to."
"That was beautiful, pal." Zippy ran off as soon as he heard that voice.
"Gumshoe? What are you doing here?" Phoenix asked.
"I just came by to give you this," Gumshoe replied, handing Phoenix something.
"E-Edgeworth's prosecutors' badge," Phoenix said.
"It was the only thing I could save from the fire." Gumshoe then turned and walked away. Phoenix smiled slightly, already knowing what he was going to do with it.
"Nick? Are you alright?" Maya asked, walking over to the park bench.
"I'm fine," Phoenix answered, getting off the bench. "Let's go talk to Edgeworth."

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@ IlovephoenixwrightXD: Thankies~

It's still New Years Eve. I can still make it if I double-update quickly.

Spoiler: Merry Christmas, Miles Edgeworth Part 14
Edgeworth went to the one place he knew he could be comfortable: his High Prosecutor's office. He sat at the desk and drummed his fingers on it. How could Wright hit him? It wasn't like he did anything to deserve it. He was just stating what was on his mind. I should never say what I'm thing. Then, there was a knock at the door. Edgeworth sighed.
"Come in," he said to be polite. The door opened and a timid Phoenix walked into the room.
"Hi, Edgeworth..."
"Go away, Wright. If you're going to assault me again..."
"No. I'm not going to do that. Look, Edgeworth, I'm sorry," Phoenix interrupted.
"You should be. I lost everything, Wright," Edgeworth said.
"Not necessarily."
"Please, Wright. What haven't I lost?"
"Take that!" Phoenix shouted, pulling out Edgeworth's prosecutor's badge.
"And that is supposed to make me feel better? That at least I didn't lose my job?" Edgeworth asked.
"No. This badge represents more than that," Phoenix replied. "It represents your freedom to choose what you want to do." Edgeworth's brow furrowed.
"How is that supposed to make me feel better?"
"You decide," Phoenix answered with a dopey smile on his face. Edgeworth sighed.
"I'm sorry, too, Edgeworth," Maya said from the doorway. "But I think we can make it up to you with a gift that only a spirit medium such as myself could give."
"Yes, Edgeworth. Come to Wright and Co, if you want it." Phoenix and Maya left. Edgeworth sat for a while, hesitating. Why not? He had nothing else to lose. He decided to follow them.
When Edgeworth entered the office, Phoenix asked, "Are you ready?" Edgeworth nodded. The door opened to reveal Gregory Edgeworth.
"Miles," Gregory said.
"D-Dad!"
"I'll leave you two alone to talk in private," Phoenix said, walking into his bedroom.

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Darn. Posted this five minutes after midnight. Guess I officially finished in 2010, then. XD
Spoiler: Merry Christmas, Miles Edgeworth Part 15
Phoenix walked back into the living room of Wright and Co. to check up on things.
"Wright..." Edgeworth said. He was alone in the middle of the room and he sniffed loudly.
"Edgeworth, are you crying?" Phoenix asked. Edgeworth wiped his face on his sleeve.
"They're tears of joy," Edgeworth responded. He turned to Phoenix. "Thank you, Wri-Nick."
"You're welcome, Edge-Miles," Phoenix said. The pair stood awkwardly for a moment.
"Well, um...I have nowhere to go..."
"Let's go out. I don't know about you, but I didn't eat much dinner," Phoenix suggested. Edgeworth chuckled.
"Only if you pay." Phoenix smiled wistfully.
"Of course."
"You have nothing to say?" Edgeworth asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh, yeah. I guess it's kind of tradition now, isn't it?" Phoenix replied. He sighed and shouted, "Objection!"

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Yay!! That was an awesome end. Though, Edgeworth crying tears of happiness. That ought to be interesting to see.
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That Ending was great! I always wonder why he shouts Objection at the end though...he has nothing to object to...unless he wants a sad ending? Nahh. Hope you write more. :D
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I apologize for my lack of updates. I've been pretty busy. Happy Martin Luther King Day, everyone.

@ Itteh_Bitteh_Kitteh: Thanks. *Eats cookies*

@ FlameInferno: Thank you, and of course it would be interesting to see. ^_^

@ Essa_L_M.E: Because he...feels like objecting? XD

Now for the moment you've all been waiting for: an update on Twilight the Musical and Poems Galore.

Spoiler: Twilight the Musical Part 9, Pearl and Oldbag
"Ms. Oldbag?" Pearl asked. Wendy looked down at the little whippersnapper.
"Yes?"
"Um...you don't seem to like children very much..."
"They're all whippersnappers like you," Wendy interrupted. Her and Pearl walked in silence for a while, and finally Wendy sighed. "Look, I didn't always hate kids. There was a time in my life I actually wanted grandchildren to look after."
"Really? What happened?"
"MyoldestnamedLarrymarriedsomeguynamedGregandtheymovedtoHawaiiwithouteverconsultingmeandnowwedon'ttalksoIdon'tknowwhetherhe'sevenaliveanymoreandmydaughter..."
"Could you slow down, Miss Oldbag? I can't tell what you're saying..." Wendy sighed. Why was she telling this little girl these things anyway?
"Fine. My older son married a man named Greg and moved to Hawaii with him. I haven't heard from Larry since the wedding," Wendy said. "My youngest became a member of the mafia, and now he's dead to me. And my oldest, my daughter, became one of the first female pilots...and her plane went down. They haven't found a body...if she's alive, she'd be 65 now...Whippersnapper."
"So why are you chasing Mr. Eh-ji-worth?" Pearl asked. Oldbag blushed furiously and giggled uncomfortably.
"Mr. Edgeworth reminds me so much of my husband. I know it's foolish of me to fall for someone much younger than me, but I can't help it. I love him like I loved my husband. I know the young man and I can't be together, and I know he just thinks I'm an old windbag like everyone else, but I can't help how I feel. I feel alive when I'm around him, something I haven't felt since my husband pass away. And I can't let it go." Pouring my heart and soul out to a young girl...I've reached a new low.
"I'm sorry, Miss Oldbag. Maybe if you told him how you felt and why, then..."
"If Edgey-poo cared, he would ask me himself. The fact is, he doesn't," Wendy said with a sigh. "Now, I believe this is the tree the letter said to find."
"It'll work, Miss Oldbag," Pearl said.
"You're a sweet little whippersnapper, but it won't work the way I wish it would." Pearl nodded and reached into the knothole to pull out another clue...

Spoiler: Disclaimer
Disclaimer: I do not know anything about Oldbag's history. I was just making things up for the purposes of this fanfic. So, if I screwed up, um...Capcom forgive me. I hope they don't send Chuck Norris after me.

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Wow...I can't believe it's been that long since I attempted an update. Well, anyway, I've been and still am sick, and I've been back, but sort of not at the same time. So...Today, I will write the newest additions to Poems Galore and Twilight: The Musical.

Hm...I'll need to write some sort of corny Valentine's Day story next year.

So, without further ado...

Spoiler: Poems Galore, Part 23
"These are the facts of the case," Gumshoe began. "A woman was raped and murdered in the men's bathroom at Poems Galore, a poetry contest. The woman was raped, beaten, and stabbed multiple times with this knife."
"The court accepts this knife into evidence," the judge said.
"This is the autopsy report, Your Honor."
"The court accepts the autopsy into evidence."
"Now testify about why we suspect Mr. Wright," Franziska said intimidatingly.
"O-of course..."
"Wait one second," the judge said. "Why is there no name on this autopsy report?"
I was wondering that, too... Edgeworth thought.
"Of course you would notice that," Franziska answered. "You see, the victim was beaten so savagely, the body could not be identified.
"W-whaaat?!" Edgeworth asked over dramatically. "Then...What of the knife? How could that be the murder weapon if she was beaten so horribly?"
"My guess is simple. It's undeniable the knife was used, so my guess is that it was overkill. Mr. Wright must have really had a grudge on her to do so much damage."
"Objection! My client has yet to be declared guilty," Edgeworth retorted.
"Oh, in due time, Miles Edgeworth. All in due time," Franziska said.
"Why do you think my client did this?" Edgeworth asked, only to get whipped.
"The detective was just about to testify about that," Franziska answered. "Witness, proceed."

-Witness Testimony-
"Mr. Wright doesn't seem to be a murderer, pal, but he's the only one who could have done it.
The knife had his fingerprints on it.
Aside from that, there was a semen sample on the body.
It matched Mr. Wright's DNA.
Furthermore, someone witnessed him walking into the bathroom just before the murder.
With evidence like that, we had no choice but to arrest Phoenix Wright."

"Hm...The defense may cross-examine," the judge said.
"Yes, Your Honor," Edgeworth said. I couldn't find anything wrong with that testimony, so I guess I'll just have to press him.

-Cross-Examination-

"The knife had his fingerprints on it."
"Hold it!" Edgeworth shouted forcefully. "By 'his', you mean my client's, correct?"
"Yeah, pal," Gumshoe replied. It might be risky to bring this up, but we'll see what happens.
"Were there any prints on the blade of the knife?" Edgeworth asked.
"Objection!" Franziska shouted. "That question is a waste pf time. Why would it matter if there are prints on the blade?"
"Objection! You know full well no one grips a knife by the blade," Edgeworth asserted, slamming his hand down on the desk. "It's very important!" I'm starting to sound like him, aren't I?
"Very well. You will answer the question," the judge said, looking at Gumshoe.
"...I'd hate to say this, pal, but there were no fingerprints on the blade of the knife," Gumshoe answered sadly.
"W-what?! But you brought the results over yesterday..." Edgeworth heard the whip crack on the table in front of him.
"Those results were falsified, Miles Edgeworth. The person in the forensics department who performed that test has been fired," Franziska interrupted.
"Hold it! But Mr. Wright has no ties to anyone in the department. Who could--?"
"Objection! We are not here to play guessing games as to why someone would tamper with evidence. We are here to confirm that Phoenix Wright murdered the victim. That is all."
"Hm...Mr. Edgeworth, I don't understand everything that just transpired between you and Ms. von Karma, although one thing is certain. That question was a complete waste of time, so how do you wish to proceed? Do you wish to continue cross-examining the detective or do you want the prosecution to call their next witness?"
Something doesn't sit right with someone from the forensics department tampering evidence, but I can't say anything on a feeling, and there is no evidence against Franziska's claim...I'd better get as much information out of the detective as I can!
"The defense will continue its cross-examination of the detective," Edgeworth replied.


Um...I want to update Twilight: The Musical as well, but I'm out of time. v.v I'll try again later.
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@ Essa_L_M.E.: Thanks. ^_^ By the way, happy really belated birthday. Well, don't think of it as a late birthday wish, think of it an an extremely early one for next year.

@ KSAT~: Who are you again? Haha, kidding. Thanks. ^^ Why the name change?

Sooo, I should be working on a speech I have to give tomorrow. It promises to be fun considering I keep losing my voice at random intervals...But instead I'm updating. Take that, society. :P

Spoiler: Twilight, The Musical, Part 9-ish
Once Adrian Andrews was sure Pearl and the old windbag were gone, she turned around.
"Okay, everyone. To your places. We have a lot to cover before Pearl and Oldbag get back," she said, projecting to make sure everyone could hear. Phoenix looked around and saw everyone he had asked for as Adrian went around the room assigning roles.
"Detective Gumshoe, you will be Jacob."
"Whoooop!!! Yeah, pal! I get to be a main character!" Adrian smiled. At least he's enthusiastic, she thought.
"Iris, you will be Esme."
"U-um...Sure..." Iris looked at Phoenix, blushing slightly. Adrian came in closer and whispered, "And for goodness sakes, don't blush when Mr. Wright is around. He's playing the part of your son."
"I-I know..."
"Miles Edgeworth, you will be playing Carlisle."
"W-what?!" Edgeworth asked, looking as if he'd been punched in the gut.
"Is something wrong with that?"
"Um...It's playing opposite Ms. Hawthorne..." Edgeworth stuttered.
"Well, if you'd rather play someone else..."
"No, I think I can handle this," Edgeworth interrupted. If I get myself another role, then Larry will probably take this one. I can't have that.
Is that really the only reason you took this?
Edgeworth glanced at Iris. She's pretty, but not my type. I'll be fine... A whip cracked in front of Edgeworth, snapping him out of his reverie.
"No one is interested in your thought processes, Miles Edgeworth," Franziska said. Edgeworth raised an eyebrow. How did she know what he was thinking? Must just be breaking the fourth wall because that's what the author likes to do to add humor to the story.
"I am going to be Rosalie. I demand you make me look gorgeous to fit the part," Franziska said, raising her whip at Adrian.
"Why, someone as pretty as you would be impossible to make ugly," Adrian lied, only to get whipped.
"Flattery will get you nowhere, Adrian Andrews."
"Maggey Byrde, you will play Alice," Adrian said, pretending not to notice Franziska's glare.
"R-really? Oh, thank you, Miss Andrews! I promise I won't let you down," Maggey said, slapping her forehead in her typical over-the-top salute.
"Larry Butz?"
"Yes, sweet cheeks?" Larry asked.
"You will play Charlie and Bella's various human guy friends." Larry gave Adrian a thumbs-up sign.
"Anything for you, babe." Adrian sighed.
"Will, I'm going to make you the other werewolves," she said.
"A-all of them?"
"Well, minus Sam's wife, of course."
"How?"
"Mannequins," Adrian replied. "I'll explain in greater detail once we get to that part. Now, Lotta, you will play Victoria and a few minor characters."
"W-what?! You mean I need to play a villain?"
"Well, think of it this way, we won't have to artificially color your hair..." Adrian answered.
"Hm...Well, y'all are counting on me, so I guess I can't back out now." Adrian sighed a sigh of relief.
"Lana Skye, you will play Sam's wife and maybe one of Bella's girlfriends."
"Can do."
"Ema, you will..."
"Enough already!" someone shouted. Everyone turned to see Edgeworth. "Do we really need to know what part everyone is playing? There has to be some room for surprise!"
"I agree with Edgeworth," Phoenix admitted reluctantly. "The sooner we start rehearsing, the better." Adrian sighed.
"Very well. Everyone to your places. Just read over the cast list if you don't know which part you play," she said. "And remember, this is a musical, so do some vocal warm-ups before going onstage."

Spoiler: Poems Galore, Part 24
"Aside from that, there was a semen sample on the body.
It matched Mr. Wright's DNA."
"Hold it!" Edgeworth shouted forcefully. "The results of the fingerprint analysis on the blade of the knife were falsified, correct?"
"Yeah, pal."
"Then isn't it possible that the semen sample was also falsified?!"
"Oh, yeah. I never really thought of that," Gumshoe began.
"Objection!" Franziska shouted. "How do you suppose we found out the fingerprints were falsified in the first place?"
"I'd say you conducted multiple tests," Edgeworth replied.
"Exactly. We tested the blade of the knife a perfect ten times by ten different labs. Only one of those results showed there were prints on the blade."
"What does that have to do with the semen sample?"
"Why, we also tested the semen ten different times by ten different scientists. They all came back positive," Franziska answered.
"W-what?!" There goes that theory... The judge slammed his gavel.
"I believe we heard enough from the detective," he said.
"My thoughts exactly. Next witness!" Franziska shouted, whipping Detective Gumshoe.
Hm...Raped and murdered...Beaten so savagely, the victim could not be identified...This isn't how Shelley DeKiller does business at all. He's an honorable assassin... Edgeworth glanced at Franziska. "B-before you do that, I have one more question to ask the detective."
"Ask away, Miles Edgeworth," Franziska said, raising her whip. "This had better not be a waste of time."
"Did you, by any chance, discover a card at the crime scene?"
"A card? Why would there be a card at the crime scene, pal?" Gumshoe responded. Edgeworth slammed his hand on the desk.
"Just answer the question!"
"Nope. No cards, pal," Gumshoe said with a smile on his face.
"Why did you ask that, Miles Edgeworth?" Franziska asked, whip raised, glaring into Edgeworth's eyes.
"Oh, no reason..." Edgeworth answered to get whipped.
"Do you really expect me to believe that?!"
"Very well...The defense believes that Shelly DeKiller may have been involved in this murder! Ow." Franziska whipped Edgeworth a few more times before speaking.
"You know full well this doesn't fit Shelly DeKiller's modus operandi!" she shouted.
"...It doesn't...But what if we have the order of events wrong?" Franziska cracked her whip on her desk.
"Um...Excuse me, but are we going to call the next witness?" the judge asked, only to feel the fury of Franziska's whip.
"In a minute, Your Honor. First, I want Miles Edgeworth to explain to me what he thinks the order of events is."
"W-well..." If you think about it, it makes sense. But who would do such a thing? "What if she was already dead when she was beaten and raped?" Franziska's whip lashed across Edgeworth's chest then.
"It would change nothing!" she replied.
"It would change everything!" Edgeworth shouted. "Think about it, you said yourself that Shelley DeKiller wouldn't be involved in something this grotesque, however, if we think that she was stabbed first, it makes much more sense! Shelley could have stabbed her, then..." Franziska cut Edgeworth off with her whip.
"Need I remind you we didn't find Shelley DeKiller's calling card at the scene of the crime?" Franziska asked. "What proof do you have that Shelley DeKiller has anything to do with this?"
"...I don't have any."
"As I thought," Franziska said. "It was just a bluff. The prosecution calls Wendy Oldbag to the stand."
Oh, great... Edgeworth thought, bracing himself for the worst cross-examination ever.

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@ KSAT~: Who are you again? Haha, kidding. Thanks. ^^ Why the name change?

Lol, I changed my name because it's the name I have on other websites, too~ (I love tildes now, btw)
Uh oh. It's the old wicked witch of the witness stand! XD

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@ Essa_L_M.E.: Thanks. ^_^ By the way, happy really belated birthday. Well, don't think of it as a late birthday wish, think of it an an extremely early one for next year.


Haha aww thanks. But my response was even more belated. I really like the poems one. It's so interesting. How do you come up with such awesome ideas? Oh, wait authors never reveal their secrets...or is that magicians..
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Haha...Sorry I took so long to reply to this topic. My laptop got a virus which the family computer later received, and while both have recovered use, my laptop still doesn't have a connection, so I haven't had quite enough time on the computer to really type up anything.

Anyway...

@ FlameInferno: I hope so. ^_^ Just you wait. It'll be awesome...I hope. :D

@ KSAT~: Yes. The wicked witch of the witness stand. And she does not come in peace. :3
Put you on trial? Well, after I'm done with Twilight, The Musical and/or Poems Galore, I don't see any problem with that.

@ Essa_L_ME: With me, getting ideas is pretty odd. Usually, I get the best ideas when I'm asleep. ^_^ And then I wake up and still remember them and kinda obsess about the idea all day. Haha...nothing that requires any genius or anything...

Well, I did say early on that I'd try to write a short for every holiday, and April Fool's Day is no exception! Mwahahaha. So, I apologize for not updating my stories. I know you're looking forward to them...In the meantime, enjoy this short.

Spoiler: Fail Fools
Maya was even more exuberant than usual on March 31st. Why? It was the night before April Fool's Day, of course! When Phoenix and Pearl fell asleep early as usual, Maya would turn Wright and Co. into a practical joke frenzy! She chuckled at the thought of the chaos that would ensue.

Phoenix heard and saw Maya chuckle and immediately knew what she was thinking: she would prank the whole office up as soon as he fell asleep. Little did she know that Phoenix had made little traps for her, and so when Pearl and him were supposedly asleep and Maya went around trying to do her usual pranks, she would would be caught red-handed, as it were.

Pearl stared at Phoenix and Maya as they sat on the bus. What were those two thinking?
"Um...Mr. Nick? Master Mystic Maya...?" she asked. It was quiet, especially for those two. Pearl was extremely nervous. She had a prank planned out for the two of them. Love letters. For the both of them. She thought the two loved each other, and she was sure that Phoenix would propose, if only he knew how Maya felt.

"What is it, Pearls?" Phoenix replied.
"Um...It's quiet..."
"O-oh, yeah..." Phoenix said. Then he and Maya erupted into conversation, causing everyone else on the bus to stare at them. Suspicious, indeed.

Immediately after they entered Wright and Co law offices, Phoenix yawned.
"Oh, boy...What a day its been...I think I'm going to bed..." Phoenix said with false tiredness.
"But it's only 7:00," Maya said. Phoenix smiled slightly. Lay down your pranks, Maya. I'm ready for them.
"Yeah, well, I'm extremely tired...You know, with going out and everything..." Phoenix lied, once again yawning his fake yawn. "Night..." He walked into the bedroom and closed the door, turning out the lights and pretending to sleep.
"W-well, I'd better go somewhere, too," Pearl said to Maya. She had to make sure Phoenix saw her letter. She walked into the bedroom, creeping in silently, and placed the letter she had written for Phoenix on the beside table. Phoenix watched as Pearl did this, and his curiosity peaked. What would that single piece of paper say? He couldn't read it yet, though. Once Pearl left the room, Phoenix rolled over, trying not to think about the letter on the nightstand.

Maya waited for Pearl to get back into the room. She looked guilty of something. Maya smiled slightly. Did her little Pearly pull a prank?
"Hey, Pearly, I think this is a good time to say something," Maya said.
"A-ah...what do you mean, Master Mystic Maya?" Pearl asked.
"Well, I just want you to know that I apologize in advance," Maya replied.
"For what?" Pearl inquired, nervous now.
"This!" Maya shouted, tackling Pearl and tickling her.
"Tee-hee! Stop, Master Mystic Maya! I'm very...tee-hee...ticklish!" Pearl shouted.
"Not until you tell me what you were doing in Nick's room," Maya responded, still tickling Pearl.
"O-okay. Okay! Tee-hee! I was...tee-hee...in there to...tee-hee...set his alarm really early..." Pearl lied, breathlessly. It seemed to fool Maya because she smiled.
"That's my little prankster!" Maya shouted, nudging Pearl, who blushed slightly and chuckled. That sure fooled Maya...

After rolling around in bed, Phoenix decided to read the letter Pearl had left. He flicked on his bedside lamp and read the childish scrawl. It was something that was clearly written slowly and carefully...It read:
Dear Nick,
I'm too embarased to say this in person, but I love you.
After Mom died, you have been a huge help, letting Paerl and I stay here with you. I wish there was some way for me to make it up to you.
Every time you walk away, it is like my air leaves with you. Being away from you is like being away from my heart. I love you, Nick. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Love,
Master Mystic Maya.

Okay, so it was obviously written by Pearl, with the spelling errors and the additional corniness at the end, but it was still cute. Phoenix felt himself blush as he read the letter again. Maya never addressed herself as "Master Mystic Maya," more evidence that it was Pearl who wrote it. But what if there was some truth to this letter? Phoenix knew Maya didn't love him...they were friends, good friends, but he didn't love her...did he? Oh, great. Now he was starting to doubt his feelings! He carefully placed the letter back on the bedside table, to hear whispering outside his door. Quickly, he turned out the light and pretended to fall asleep again.


I'll write part two later.
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Woo-hoo! My laptop has a connection again! *Dorky dance*

So, now to post part 2. Enjoy.

Spoiler: Fail Fools Part 2
"Okay, Pearly. Here's what we're going to do. While Nick's asleep, I will go into the kitchen and switch the sugar and the salt. Pearly, you go into Nick's room and push Nick onto the floor. Meet me back here when you're done so we can move to phase two," Maya whispered. Phoenix smiled, hearing the plan. There wouldn't be a phase two with the traps he set.

Pearl walked into Phoenix's room, still unsure how she would get Phoenix to fall on the floor. She timidly reached out for Phoenix's shoulder to shove it, when...
"What are you doing, Pearls?" Phoenix asked. Pearl gave a start.
"O-oh, Mr. Nick...! N-nothing...I didn't know you were still awake..." Pearl replied.
"Well, I--" Phoenix began, interrupted by a loud CRASH. "We'd better check that out!" Phoenix ran out of his room an into the kitchen to see Maya surrounded by broken glass.
"O-oh, Nick, I..." Maya started weakly.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Phoenix thundered.
"W-well, I tripped while I was trying to get a drink of water..." Maya lied.
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THIS COST?!" Phoenix shouted.
"N-no...I'm sorry, Nick..." Maya replied, her lip trembling. Pearl started crying, and Phoenix smiled. It was time to reveal his April Fool.
"It's okay, you two," Phoenix said. "You see, this isn't Wright and Co."
"W-Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!" Maya asked.
"Mr. Nick...?"
"This is really Edgeworth's office," Phoenix replied with a triumphant smile on his face. Maya and Pearl took a moment to absorb this information, then Maya gasped.
"We'd better get out of here!" she shouted, bolting for the door. Too late. Edgeworth walked into his office to see Maya, Pearl, and Phoenix.
"Hi, Wright. What are you...?" he began. It was then he saw the broken glass. He became pale and his eyes rolled to the back of his head. "Wright...what did you do to my office?" It was clearly a strain for him to keep his voice so calm and even.
"Oh, uh, well, we..." Phoenix started to explain.
"April Fool, Edgeworth!" Maya shouted cheerfully. Edgeworth just stared at her, then turned back to Phoenix.
"Get out of my office. Now," he demanded. Phoenix didn't need to be told twice as he, Maya, and Pearl all left the building.

When they finally made it back to Wright and Co., Maya couldn't contain herself any longer.
"Edgeworth is such a stick in the mud!" she shouted, her cheeks puffing out. "Where's his April Fool's Day spirit?"
"Gone with the rest of his sense of humor," Phoenix grumbled without missing a beat.
"I wish I didn't trip. Then his office would be full of pranks! He'd have to be in the spirit then, wouldn't he?" Maya asked.
"Somehow, I doubt that would work," Phoenix replied. "Let's just go to bed."
"Mr. Nick...? If that was Mr. Edgeworth's office...how did you make it look like this one?" Pearl asked, stumped. Phoenix smiled.
"Cardboard cut-outs. They really wouldn't fool anyone...unless the lights were out, which they were when I pretended to go to sleep," Phoenix said with a smirk.
"Wow, Nick. I didn't know you could be so devious," Maya said with a gigantic smile. "What else did you do?"
"Well, I put a trip-wire in the kitchen so..." Phoenix blurted.
"Whaaaaaaat?! That's why I tripped?!" Maya asked, shocked. Phoenix shrugged.
"It was to teach you a lesson. I wasn't really upset you broke anything at all. It was Edgeworth's stuff anyway," Phoenix replied. "You usually pull a frenzy of pranks on me. It was time to get you back."
"Wow, Nick. I do believe I love you," Maya said, kissing Phoenix's cheek. He blushed scarlet. Did she really mean that? "Goodnight." Maya casually walked back to her bedroom. Phoenix smiled. Maya hadn't meant it. It was just a friendly thing. Pearl, of course, didn't see it that way at all as she beamed radiantly at the scene before her.
"I think we should go to bed, too, Pearls," Phoenix said, picking up Pearl and carrying her to bed. He noticed she didn't argue and seemed extremely happy as she lied on her bed, dreaming of Phoenix proposing to Maya.

A few days later, a bill came from Edgeworth's office. Phoenix looked at it and gasped.
"M-Maya...look at this..." he said rather weakly.
"What? What is...?" Maya asked. She, too, looked at the bill and gasped. "Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?! Th-thirteen thousand dollars?!"
"I know..."
"Maybe there's something on the back?" Maya asked, turning the receipt over.
"I already checked," Phoenix answered meekly.
"There has to be something..." Maya started.
"Mr. Nick? I have a letter for you from Mr. Edgeworth's office..." Pearl said, holding out a white envelope. Phoenix took it with shaking hands. What else? Would Edgeworth make him pay for something else?! He opened the envelope and pulled out the letter. It read:
Dear Wright,
April Fool's.
Phoenix read that far and gasped in surprise. Edgeworth pulling a prank? No way! He continued reading:
Actually, what Maya destroyed was gifts from a certain Wendy Oldbag. I'm actually thankful she destroyed them because now I have an excuse not to keep them around.
Sincerely,
Miles Edgeworth, Prosecutor.
Phoenix read the letter over a few times. So Edgeworth wasn't really going to charge him anything? He showed the letter to Maya. They exchanged skeptical looks, then laughed out loud. Who knew Edgeworth could be so devious?

The (Fail) End

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Hm...One comment so far. Oh, well.

@ FlameInferno: Well, that's Edgeworth for you. Lol.

Happy Easter to all! I guess I'd better write another holiday short.

Spoiler: Answering a Child's Questions
"Mr. Nick?" Pearl asked.
"What is it, Pearls?" Phoenix replied.
"What is Easter?"
"Well, Pearls, Easter is a holiday celebrating the resurrection of Jesus Christ," Phoenix explained.
"Oh! So that makes Mr. Christ kinda like a zombie, doesn't it?" Pearl asked.
"Er...well, I suppose it kinda does..." Where did she get that idea from?
"B-but, Mr. Nick...Why is there a bunny?" Pearl pressed.
"Er...Well, Pearls, it's a special bunny," Phoenix tried to explain.
"The bunny lays eggs, right?"
"Er...Yeah..."
"Does that make the Easter Bunny a girl?" Pearl asked.
"You know, I never really thought of that...I guess it does."
"How does a bunny lay eggs, anyway? I thought they were mammals?"
"Well, Pearls, there is a story to it. I can tell you, if you want to hear it."
"Yes, please, Mr. Nick!" Pearl shouted, bouncing up and down. She loved Phoenix's stories.

"Okay. Well, once upon a time, there was a goddess, fearless and beautiful, named Maya. She was the Spring goddess, but she had one little problem: she was late changing the season from Winter to Spring.
"A bird named Nixy was flying back home, when she realized she could no longer fly. Her wings were frozen from the winter cold. Maya saw the bird on the ground and felt guilty. If she had changed the seasons on time, the bird would not have frozen wings. So, Maya unfroze Nixy's wings.
"'Thank you,' Nixy chirped.
"'Don't mention it,' said Maya. 'Why were you up here, anyway? Shouldn't you be South for the winter?'
"'Well, I suppose I should be,' Nixy replied. 'But I have a dear friend here named Bunworth. I needed to make sure he was okay.'
"'Bunworth?' Maya asked. As if on cue, a rabbit came out of his burrow.
"'Hey, Nixy,' Bunworth said. 'What are you doing out here?' Nixy blushed and averted her eyes.
"'H-hey, Bunworth,' she stuttered. Maya smirked. She knew what was going on. She pulled Nixy aside.
"'Okay, you're a bird,' Maya said. 'You're not supposed to love a rabbit.'
"'I know...' Nixy said.
"'How would you feel about being able to live through winter easier?' Maya asked. Nixy was surprised by this offer.
"'O-oh...Of course...' Nixy replied. Maya smiled and turned Nixy into a rabbit.
"'There you go,' she said. Nixy gasped.
"'B-but...no, it's too soon...I haven't had any hatch lings yet..." Nixy said.
"'Don't worry, Nixy. I will give you the power to lay eggs of many colors. There is a catch, though.'
"'Wh-what's the catch?'
"'You can only lay eggs on one day: Easter,'" Maya answered. Nixy nodded.
"'Thank you, Maya,' Nixy said. With that, the goddess disappeared, leaving Nixy and Bunworth behind. To this day, Nixy's eggs have been scattered all throughout the world." Phoenix smiled as he concluded the story.

"Wow...That's a great story, Mr. Nick," Pearl said. Phoenix smiled.
"That is how Easter eggs and the Easter bunny became a part of the holidays," he said.
"You know, I noticed 'Nixy' sounds a lot like 'Nick'...and 'Bunworth' sounds a lot like 'Edgeworth'..." Pearl commented.
"Oh, really? I hadn't noticed," Phoenix lied. "Now go outside and find those eggs. Maya's waiting, you know."
"Okay, Mr. Nick," Pearl said excitedly as she darted outside and she and Maya began their egg hunt. Phoenix collapsed on the couch in Wright and Co with a sigh. It took a lot of effort to make up a story like that on the spot.

Spoiler: About The Story
I based the Easter bunny and Easter eggs story from Pagan folklore that my brother's friend told me. There was no romance or anything in that version; I just threw that element in for fun.

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FFFFFFF 3 UPDATES?! AND I MISSED THEM ALL?! *cries*
Loved the April Fool's story~ and lol, I never knew Edgeworth could pull pranks like that!
As for the Easter story, I loved it and it's Bunworth~
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ROFL, that was awesome. I just loved the line on Christ being a zombie, it's so like Pearl. That line was just priceless! Nixy and Bunworth, that is actually quite cute!
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"This is really Edgeworth's office"

I did NOT see that one coming.. XDD Awesome story. I just knew Edgeworth had a sense of humour on the inside. :edgy:

The easter story was soo cute. :pearl-blush:
I loved it becuase yesterday my sister and I were trying to make up stories about why the Easter Bunny is a symbol of Easter. I think we came up with "because they breed well...you know...new life.."
Haha I'm imagining a bunny with a cravat now. :keiko:
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I love your stories! They are really really really REALLY good!

Did I miss something? I only saw Merry Christmas, Miles Edgeworth Part 9 and onwards...

Keep on writing! :godot:
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LIDA!!!!!!!!

Well, I've finally gotten around to reading the parts of your stories that I've missed, and I must say, you're doing absolutely fantastic!!!! I really missed your stories..... T_T

I love your "shorts", too. "Answering a Child's Question" was adorable!

I'll try to keep up-to-date on these, just promise me you won't let this thread die!!!!!!! D:
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These aré seriously really good.
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Yay for updates! The Easter story was really cute.
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Okaaaaaay. It has been forever since I posted, and I'm still feeling really bad, so I might not post again for quite some time. Sorry, everyone...

But I will write a Halloween short now...Because it's Halloween, darn it! And I'll put all the parts on one post. Muahahahahaha!
Spoiler: This Is Halloween Part 1
"Hey, Nick, do you know what day it is?"
"Mmmf. I dunno, Maya. I'm trying to sleep..."
"It's Halloween as of one minute ago!" Maya shouted excitedly.
"Halloween? Weren't we in the middle of some sort of Halloween-ish thing last year when the writer got too lazy to finish and left everyone hanging at a terrible conclusion?"
"Yes, but this one will be different!"
"How, Maya? How will this one be different?" Phoenix asked skeptically.
"This time, the story is much shorter! And Lida_Rose is much lazier, too. In fact, I'm willing to bet the whole story will happen and it will end with 'then they woke up. The end', just to torture her readers." Phoenix shook his head.
"Who is Lida Rose?" he asked. Maya gasped.
"You don't know, Nick? She is the writer, the creator of all of us!"
"...I thought our creator was Capcom," Phoenix muttered.
"And guess what? Lida_Rose decided to buy that house down the street. She wants us to come over. I wonder what she could possibly want."
"I don't know, Maya, but did she say she wanted us to go over now? She must be sleeping."
"She said to come over on Halloween, and it's Halloween now!" Maya shouted excitedly.
"She didn't mean..."
"Pearly's already over there!"
"You let Pearls go out on her own?!" Maya laughed.
"No. That would be totally irresponsible. I would never do a thing like that."
"Okay, goo-..."
"But my evil twin, Ayam, would!" Maya cackled insanely and Phoenix rolled his eyes. He really should not talk to Maya before drinking his coffee.


Spoiler: This Is Halloween Part 2
Phoenix reluctantly knocked on the door. How could Maya send Pearly to this creepy place in the middle of the night? And why was she hiding behind him? A lady in a generic witch costume because she could not come up with anything better on such short notice answered the door and cackled evilly upon seeing Phoenix and Maya. Phoenix gulped and Maya trembled.
"Happy Halloween," she said in her best Wicked Witch of the West impersonation. "Come right in. You two must be the...charitable people who sent me that little girl as a human sacrifice."
"S-sacrifice?" Maya asked, clearly horrified. "I-I thought you were inviting us to a party..."
"Yes, sacrifice!" Lida shouted as lightning struck a tree nearby. "Oh, gosh darn it!" She looked to Phoenix and Maya. "Don't just stand there! That tree's on fire! Soon, the whole neighborhood will be..." Phoenix and Maya shoved past Lida and she fell flat on her back. Clearly, they were more worried about Pearl than saving the whole neighborhood. Lida sighed. Why did she always have to set everything right?


Spoiler: This Is Halloween Part 3
Phoenix and Maya weren't expecting to enter such a huge house. Never in a million years did Phoenix picture such a huge place, with black walls and blood-red carpets. But he didn't absorb much. He had to find Pearl and get her out of there. As he walked, his footsteps creaked and echoed. And that's when he saw her: Lida_Rose, right in front of him.
"By the way," Lida said over Phoenix's scream of surprise. Why did everyone always scream upon seeing her? Seriously, she wasn't that scary, was she? "YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW THAT THIS MANSION IS HAUNTED!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"No problem. Maya and Pearl are spirit mediums. They converse with spirits all the time," Phoenix said.
"No, I mean 'haunted' as in disturbed. You see, the whole freakin' house talks. And I really wish the Realtor had mentioned that before selling me this place. It's really creepy." Phoenix was skeptical. I mean, a house? Talking? What kind of crazy mind would think that up? "Also, aliens tend to visit this place a lot."
"Aliens?"
"Yeah. Illegal immigrants. Look, I'm trying to make this place scary, so go with it! Oooooh! How incredibly spoooookyyyy!" Lida answered. Phoenix pushed past her.
"I'm getting Pearls out of here. And she is no sacrifice!" Lida giggled.
"I wasn't really gonna sacrifice her. In fact, I know exactly where she is and I will bring her to you so you could all go home," she said. "But because I need to have fun, I will only do it if you can answer three questions, then go through a trial." Phoenix grinned smugly.
"No problem. Trials are my specialty!" Lida laughed.
"Good. Now close your eyes so I can look into the depths of your soul." Phoenix closed his eyes, awaiting his questions.


Spoiler: This Is Halloween Part 4
"Okay, Mr. Wright. I have several questions for you...First question: what is your middle name?" Lida asked.
"Er...My middle name?"
"Well, yeah. I always wanted to know what that is." Lida bounced up and down excitedly.
"It's...Oliver." Lida gasped.
"No way!" she shouted. "OMG, I can't believe it! That is so going in my fanfictions." Lida pulled out a pen and paper and wrote it down. "So, what would you think if I told you you would change radically in a few years because you were disbarred?"
"I would say you were crazy." Lida laughed.
"Don't say I didn't warn you," she said.
"Hold it! What was that?"
"Oh, nothing. Okay, last question...If you didn't have to wear a suit, what would you wear?"
"Er...Probably sweat pants and a hoody." Lida cackled madly. Did Phoenix say something wrong? "So, what's my trial?"
"Your trial is simply...this!" Lida leaned in really close, making Phoenix uncomfortable. And that's when Maya walked in and gasped.
"NICK! HOW COULD YOU?!" she shouted and ran away, tears making her fake blood trickle off her costume. Lida smiled and backed away.
"Go console her and find out how she really feels about you. That is your trial. Do not try to find me afterward. I will know whether or not you succeeded." And with that, Lida disappeared, leaving Phoenix alone with the feeling of being drenched with ice water.


Spoiler: This Is Halloween Part 5
"MAYA!" Phoenix shouted.
"No need to shout, Nick," Maya said, still sniffling. "I was stupid. So stupid."
"No, you weren't, Maya." Phoenix walked over to Maya and put an arm around her.
"Y-yes, I was! All this time, Pearly and her obsessing over you and me being together...I let it go to my head. I thought...it could happen, you know? And I started hoping it would and...and it turns out, you aren't interested in me like that!" She cried hard, and Phoenix couldn't stand it.
"Maya...You are very dear to me..." Phoenix said, only to be interrupted by more sobs. It was as if the whole house was crying. I can't believe this is gonna turn into some romantic thing... Phoenix blushed slightly. "I had never considered, I mean..." This had to be just like a courtroom. He had to spit it out.
"OBJECTION!!!" Phoenix shouted in his sleep. He opened his eyes and looked around. He was in bed. There was no scary house in which nothing scary was happening. No sobbing Maya...
"Oh, good. You're awake, Nick," Maya said brightly. "It's Halloween as of one minute ago! Lida_Rose wants us to go to her place."
"OBJECTION!!!" Phoenix shouted so loudly the house seemed to shake, thus signaling the ending of this Halloween special. Maybe something actually scary will happen next year. Who knows? Muahahahahahahaha!!!
The End.

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How convenient it was that I was just checking here before going to sleep... Lida!!

The Halloween special was pretty funny. And it does have the same feel as your previous stories, even if you didn't feel OK while writing this. And hey, thanks for bringing here this little story. I'm sure everyone was missing you. <3 Well, I know I was!!
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LIDAAAAAAAAAA!!!! OMG, you posted a story! And I see they're up to standard, as usual! If even you weren't feeling great, you're story was still excellent~ Haven't done this in a while, but....
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