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Author: | Southern Corn [ Fri May 05, 2017 9:22 am ] |
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Oh my goodness,you guys. HE HAS HONOURED ME. I feel so proud |
Author: | Bolting Shaman [ Fri May 05, 2017 9:42 am ] |
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Southern Porn wrote: Franziska: For excreting on public property, that's why! It's defecating, silly Franzy. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Fri May 05, 2017 9:57 am ] |
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I dunno what you're on about. Franny is perfect and never makes mistakes. definitely not a mistake I made while writing this |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Tue May 09, 2017 5:28 pm ] |
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God, how many sporkings... I'll try my best to address all of the ones done from my absence till now... Spoiler: A&E: TBC Whew. I meant to review all the sporkings, but considering how long this one became, I think I'll do the rest later. ~DarkAgea, signing off and hopefully back again without such a delay |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Tue May 09, 2017 6:31 pm ] |
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Spoiler: |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Thu May 11, 2017 3:30 am ] |
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Spoiler: Part I Spoiler: My Grading Spoiler: Part II |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Thu May 11, 2017 6:22 am ] |
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Spoiler: |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Thu May 11, 2017 1:04 pm ] |
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It's barely been even a week since the last spork, but dammit, I need more. So here it is! Today's fic is... Genealogy by Elsandry Rating: This fic's come up before in this thread at least twice, but no one' says taken it so far. And to be honest, I can kinda see why. The grammar and spelling is good and all, but the target ship of this fic is....Gregory Edgeworth x Trucy. It's about how Trucy accidentally goes back in time before she was even born, and meets a young Gregory, who takes her in with him for some reason. It just feels wrong, because Trucy is pretty much underage (except maybe barely 18 when she gets pregnant), and Greg treats her like a daughter. Just...eugh. Plus, she doesn't even go look for help. It's contrived and dumb, even for a crackfic, but short enough to spork in one session. Thus, two Sahwits. Today's Sporkers are... - "Only two Sahwits? This shouldn't be too bad." - "Why am I always here?" So let's start the show! Spoiler: And that's that done with. Constructive criticism is appreciated. See you next time. That only took a few hours in one sitting. Noice. |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Thu May 11, 2017 6:27 pm ] |
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Spoiler: Part I Spoiler: For the Sake of Spoiler-ing Stuff Spoiler: Part II + Genealogy Review |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Thu May 11, 2017 7:08 pm ] |
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Spoiler: |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Thu May 11, 2017 7:58 pm ] |
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Spoiler: To SC |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Fri May 12, 2017 6:12 am ] |
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Spoiler: |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Fri May 12, 2017 9:44 am ] |
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Spoiler: To SC |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Fri May 12, 2017 10:13 am ] |
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Spoiler: |
Author: | HeroMan66475 [ Fri May 12, 2017 2:19 pm ] |
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Welp. I really should be getting my next sporking done. But with exams and a bazillion projects to get done... Yeah. Guys I'll just be a spectator with all this back and forth going on. |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Fri May 12, 2017 3:26 pm ] |
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Spoiler: To SC |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Fri May 12, 2017 5:32 pm ] |
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That Edgeworth part in chapter 6 is the best. "PHOENIX WAS DEAD WHAAAA" In regards to de Killer, ask someone else. I'm not helping you kill me. As for what you've said on the judge....let's let him speak for himself, shall we? That diagnosis is very true. It's almost midnight, and I'm trying my hardest to finish it now. Give me some time please No, I'm not joking. Coming hopefully about now |
Author: | HeroMan66475 [ Fri May 12, 2017 5:41 pm ] |
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time to spork something. SPORKING THEATRE PRESENTS: BAROK VAN ZEIKS FIND LUV 11! Staring: Ryuunosuke Naruhodou! Barok Van Zeiks Sherlock Holmes Cosney Megundal And Managemant as.... Hart Vortex. BEGIN Naruhodou: THE DENTIST IS ATTACKING ME! THE DENTIST IS ATACING ME- Oh it was just a dream. Van Zeiks: Would you mind? I'm trying to sleep here. Naruhodou: Sorry Van Zeiks-sama. Van Zeiks: You best be Orient exchange student. I might take back what i said to you after the Lestrade trial. Naruhodou: Okay....wait. VAN ZEIKS SAMA!? Van Zeiks: RYUUNOSUKE NARUHODOU!? Holmes: Sherlock Holmes! Van Zeiks: Now HE is here? Holmes: Not the question, Sir Van Zeiks. Van Zeiks: Pardon...but what do you mean by that? Holmes: The real question should be....Where are we and why is it so bloody dark! Van Zeiks: Are you suggesting...we are...noit where we supposed we were? Holmes: Is my 221B Baker street as pitch black as this heap? No! I didn't even smell my breakfast yet and I alreasy woke up in my clothes hearing Mr Naruhodou screaming! Bloody hell! ???: This is just hell. I'm sure of it. Holmes: Excellent suggestion kind stranger! That makes a lot of sense. ???: Don't mention it. Naruhodou: Um...Holmes-sama....look closely at him. Holmes: My dear Mr Naruhodou there is nothing to look closeley about! This bloke just so happens to look like the once burnt to a crips Cosney Megundal.......oh right....I see your point. WAIT WHAT!? COSNEY MEGUNDAL IS ALIVE!? Van Zeiks: .... Holmes: Don't give me the elipses Mr Reaper! Megundal: R-reaper!? Sir Van Zeiks...quite a surprise seeing you...the old bailey's grimm reaper appear in hell when I myself have died...along with the foolish orent who defended me...sorry if i forgot your name. You orients and your boring faces are quite bland to remember. Naruhodou: Sadly I have gotten used to it...thank you. Van Zeiks: This just raises too many questions that answers....why is the once deceased Cosney Megundal here of all places. Holmes: We don't know where here is exactly! ???: Mr Holmes makes a good point Sir Van Zeiks. Holmes: Why thank you voice with no body. Hang on a roley mo! Voice with no body? That can only mean one thing...IT'S A GHOST! Megundal: I'm right here. ???: Give me a second. 3.25 seconds to be precise. Holmes: For what exaclty. *lights come on.* ???: For that. Van Zeiks: Are in a theatre of some sort. I quite enjoy the opera myself and I don't mind seeing one right about now if that's where we are. Naruhodou: Is it just me or does this voice sound oddly familiar? ???: Yes I do Mr Naruhodou. I am the one who let you take on the Megundal case after all. Van Zeiks: Wait a second....Mr Vortex. your honour!? Vortex: Spot on Mr Van Zeiks! I expect no less from you. Megundal: Did you bring me from the dead just to make me watch opera with these cretins? Vortex: No, Mr Megundal. It is not opera you are going to watch. Welcome...TO THE SPORKING THEATRE!! Naruhodou: Spor....king? Vortex: Welcome to the future, all of you. I have brought you all here....so you shall experiance....that the world you once lived will evolve into something far worse. Holmes: Did you say...the future? Vortex: Yes, I'm a timelord...like the ones from Doctor Who. I have a TARDIS and everything. Holmes: I beg your what? Vortex: Read these for a moment, you'd understand the context of the 21st century a bit better so you want have to ask me what a microwave or a car is. But I don't want you to learn too much. All you will supposed learn here would be null and void otherwise. Now chop chop! You only have 10 minutes, 28.5 seconds remaining until we shall spork. For your sanity's sake...please don't question anything./b] Holmes: Bloody hell...where is his voice coming from anyway? [b]Vortex: A speaker, just read the thing! Holmes: Steady on. Later Vortex: Right, times up! We shall now spork. Holmes: Hey! You never told us...what are we sporking? And what the hell is sporking!? It was never listed in here. Vortex: Oh right....i forgot to tell you earlier. You have to sit through and watch a fanfic about yourselves. Holmes: Really? I'm flattered that there's someone out there making a fanfiction out of me. Vortex: It's a trollfic. Holmes: Forget I said anything. Vortex: Now....let the sporking...COMMENCE! Sporking theater presents: BAROK VAN ZIEKZ FIND LUV 11! by polinter Naruhodou: Hey, this seems to revolve around you, Van Zeiks-sama. Van Zeiks: The titles asit is just wants me to vomit. Where's my chalice!? Vortex: Here you go! Van Zeiks: Thank you. Quote: Chapter 1: BAROK GO 2 SHOP Van Zeiks: Chapter....one? *throws chalice away and drinks the whole bottle* Megundal: Stop chugging so fast! You might choke on that...and I would love to see that. Naruhodou: It's revelaed to be multi chap and you are already getting drunk...we haven't even started, yet. Quote: HEYYY DIS MY FIRST STORY DU U LIEK!?/1!?/1!?1/!? Naruhodou: What's with all the ones? Holmes: I suppose he didn't bother to press shift as he pressed the "1" button. Quote: ONCE TEH PROSECUTOR BAROK VAN ZIEKZ WUZ RLY GHEY. Van Zeiks: It's "Zeiks" with an "s" not a "z"! Megundal: I do not undertsand this at all....it's incromprehendable! Holmes: Allow me to translate. Naruhodou: You can understand this? Holmes: Of course! A few days ago, I met a strange man who taught me who to speak the sacred language of "l33t" i belived he called it. Said he came from the future. I asked if people from the future speak like that but he replied with that he was the only one. After he taught me I asked his name...but all he said was that he had salmonella. Naruhodou: Just...translate...please? Holmes: Right...."once the prosecutor, Barok Van Zeiks was really gay.". Van Zeiks: WHAT!? Vortex: Do you want 50+ more bottles Mr Van Zeiks? Van Zeiks: No...100+. Naruhodou: Van Zeiks is.... Van Zeiks: My alternate is NOT me! Megundal: My word. The feirce death God of the Old Bailey is a homosexual!? If word got out, you would be sunned and disgraced!! Van Zeiks: Don't you bloody... Quote: HE WUZ RLY GHEY 4 HIS RIVAL RYUUNOSUKE NARUHODOU. Naruhodou: M-ME!? Holmes: Oh...NOW you can understand it. Naruhodou: Will I made it out! Van Zeiks: As much as I now respect you as an adversary on court....it's not to the extent of "love". Don't you people notice how I'm a strict catholic? Megundal: I could headcanon that. Van Zeiks: NOW YOU KNOW WHAT A HEADCANON IS!? Quote: HE CUD NOT SHARE HIS FEELINGS CUZ IT WUZ ENGLAND IN DA 19TH SENTURY, AN MOST PEEPS WUZ ICKY HOMOFOBEZ AN WUD FINKZ HE WUZ FUNNY. Holmes: "He could not share his feeling 'cause it was England in the 19th century and most peeps was icky homophobes and would think he was funny." Van Zeiks: His use of "was" doesn't fit in the sentence...and stop using Goddamn caps! Holmes: Homophobes!? Homophobes!? What he hell is a homophobe!? Megundal: Homophobia? Van Zeiks: It is religousley seen as something to be sunned. Against the work of God....and they think we're homophobes!? Vortex: It's called being "politcally correct". Everyone wishes something to be something for everyone when it comes to representation. Tokenism. They just think just because you are just showing female greeks acting in plays doesn't make it historically acurate. Not being something to offend people. It's a huge thing. Naruhodou: That's deep. Quote: HE LONGD 4 DA WAN HE LOVD SO MUTCH, HE SCREAMD 2 SLEEP TEH NEXT DAI HE WUZ IN HIS OFFICE AN MADE PAPERWORK Van Zeiks: This makes me out to be....a big baby...apparently. Megundal: If it makes you feel any better, I'm loosing my dignity too. Naruhodou: As well as me. Holmes: And me. Quote: HIS SECRETARY CAME IN AN SED DAT RYUUNOSUKE HAD JUS BEEN GIVEN NEW TRIAL. LONGIN 2 C AGAIN, HE TOOK TEH CASE IMMEDIATELY. HE CUD NOT WAIT 2 C NARUHOMOS SWEET FACE. Naruhodou: I'm feeling awkward right now... Megundal: But that's homophobia. Your not...scared are you? Naruhodou: Stop taunting me! Megundal: Drat...you just saw right through me. Quote: HE DISMISD HIS SECRETARY, AN SMILE APPEARD ON HIS FACE AS HE THOT 2 C HIS CRUSH AGAIN. HE WUZ SUPR DUPR HAPPEH, SO TEH FACT DAT HE HAD 2 KEEP HIS CRUSH ON RYUUNOSUKE SEEKRET WUZ FORGOTTEN. Holmes: "He dis-" Van Zeiks: I can understand it perfectly now! Shut up. Holmes: You're so mean...you know that? Naruhodou: Actually Van Zeiks-sama....do you really have to do paper work? And do you really have a secretary? Van Zeiks: I'm a prosecutor of higher status....So i do not have the need to file the paperwork, that is the job of the detectives to do so. And only the prosecutors below my status have the right the need for a secretary. Naruhodou: Really? Why? Van Zeiks: Because I need not sully my sword with the need for paperwork. Also secretary's help with that. Naruhodou: Oh. Megundal: I have no need for them...but I have 10 of them. Naruhodou: Why? Megundal: I need to throw my vast wealth around SOMEHWHERE shouldn't I? Quote: BAROK HAD JUS FINISHD HIS CURRENT SENTENCE, SO HE TOOK TEH TEST INFORMASHUN LEFT BY HIS SECRETARY, AN BEGAN READIN SO HE CUD GIT TEH INFO BOUT TEH NEXT TRYL. Naruhodou: I'm confused. I thought you already got to the trial....but it said you went to get the test information...which suggests it's a crime scene, correct? If it said the information was for the trial...and it said you finished your sentence.....this could mean it's- Van Zeiks: No need to make our delicate brains ache with these complex question, attorney. Quote: ONCE HE WUZ DUN, HE DECIDD 2 GO OUT AN GIT SOMETHIN 2 EAT CUZ HE WUZ HAPPEH. Megundal: Shouldn't it be "He was done SO he decided to go out and get something to eat"? Van Zeiks: Makes more sense. Quote: HE WENT OUT OV HIS OFFICE AN GOT INTO HIS CORPSE CAR AN DROOV 2 MISTAH BLEICHEN EATIN EMPORIUM 2 EAT SOMETHIN. Holmes: Oh, so you were reading the case file that was handed to you right then and there. Van Zeiks: ugh.... Naruhodou: I don't remember a place called "Mistah Bleichen eating emporium". Holmes: Neither do I. I suppose it's a magic place hidden in the sun for those who reach the stars after death. Van Zeiks: Or he made it up. Holmes: That too... Quote: AS HE DROOV, TEH POLICE FINDZ HIM AN SED UR ARREST AN HE SED NO IM NOT AN THEY SED OH MAN K AN HE WENT ON 2 GIT HIS SNACKZ. Everyone: Eh? Naruhodou: I don't understand. Holmes: He forgot speech marks I presume. Van Zeiks: The dialogue is a total mess. I feel embarrassed to even read this filth. After this is well and done, I shall read my own idea of good literature...Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. I hope all of you would enjoy it as much as me. Holmes: What about- Van Zeiks: Not the adventure of Sherlock Holmes. Holmes: Aw... Quote: AS HE WALKD THRU TEH DOORS, HE WENT 2 GIT SUM RUBBERY BEARS, BUT DEN HE SAW HIS CRUSH ! 1 ! Holmes: You like eating bears made out of rubber!? You have some twisted tastes Mr Prosecutor. Van Zeiks: I don't.... Holmes: Then what's with the Dracula get-up? And yes, I HAVE read that and I'm sure a blood sucker would wear something as gothic as that! Van Zeiks: You... Megundal: Now now gentleman.... Both: NO! Vortex: If all of you continue to fight...you will never get out of here ever and just read awful fanfiction until the day you die. Holmes: That persuasion. Quote: HE STARD AT NARUHODOU AN DEN NARUHODO THEN CAME OVER AND TOUCHED HIS ARM AND ASKED WHAT WAS WRONG BAROK FROZE AND BLUSHED AND THEN RAN WITH HIS RUBBERY BEAR INTO THE BATHROOM. *everyone stares at Naruhodou* Holmes: Mr Naruhodou....is it just me...or is this fic implying you....? Naruhodou: No! No! That's not me up there! Megundal: That's what they all say. Quote: WHEN HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND SAW COSNEY MEGUNDAL NAD COSNEY SED I GET MY REVENGE AND BAROK SAID NO YER NOT CUZ YOU A MIDGET, Megundal: I thought I was meant to be dead! How am I here!? Van Zeiks: I saw you burn like a crisp with my own eyes. There is no way i would not question your lively status. Megundal: Also....BECAUSE I'M A MIDGET!? WHO IN THERE RIGHT MIND WOULD THINK I'M A MIDGET!? WHAT EVEN IS A MIDG- oh wait....I'M NOT A MIDGET!!! Naruhodou: No need to make a fuss about it. Megundal: Make a fuss!? I'm breathing through my shoulders!! Is THAT making a fuss!? Is breathing making a fuss!? Do you think I'm a midget!? Naruhodou: no. Megundal: GOOD!! Quote: AND COSNEY SAY HOW YOU DARE, YOUR CRUSH CULD BE DEAD SUN SINCE I CANT KILL U IF I WAN REVENG. Van Zeiks: How does that make any sense? "I can't kill you if I want revenge"? Yes you can! I've been in trials where that was the case more than a hundred times! Yes you can! The only way not to kill someone if you want revenge is if killing isn't a satisfying revenge! The more i look at this drivel...the more i want to despise how stupid and illogical it is. Naruhodou: You and me both. Quote: BY THE WAY, WHY DO YOU LIKE A DUD YOU BLUUDY GHEY IN GONNA TELL EVERYONE. Naruhodou: If he knows he was gay....why did he ask why he likes men? Van Zeiks: please do not speak more of homosexuality....please. Quote: COSNEY MESSYOURSELF RAN OUT OF THE ROOM AND BAROK RAN BEHIND HIM BECAUSE HE HAD TO KEEP HIS HOMOSEXUALITY A SECRET. Van Zeiks: *eye twitches* Megundal:...."messyourself"? Quote: ARM WHEN BAROK WENT OUT, HE WENT TO NARUHODO TO PROTECT HIM FROM THE EVIL COSNEY, BUT HIS CRUSH WAS WITH THAT UGLY BICH SUSATO TAHT WUZ TRYING TO STEAL HIS MAN. Naruhodou: *eye twitches* Holmes: Something in your eye Mr Naruhodou? Allow me to inspect it. Naruhodou: No thank you Holmes-sama.... Megundal: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Van Zeiks: Can you do us all a favor and not intercat with us? I do not want to hear, smell, see nor feel your presence anymore. This fanfiction is making more irritated of you than i ever was. Megundal: Grr... Quote: HE WANTED TO DROPKIK HER INTO HELL, THOUGH HE WAS AN ATHEIST. Van Zeiks: I'M A STRICT CATHOLIC!! GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!! WHY DO YOU THINK I REFER TO MY CHALICE AS GODLY IF I WAS NA ATHIEST!!?! ATHEISTS ARE ACTUALLY RARE IN THIS TIME PERIOD!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. Holmes: Calm down! Calm down!! Naruhodou: *eye twitches* Holmes: But first things first.... Naruhodou: Gah! Holmes-sama! Let go of my eyelid!! Quote: WHEN HE SAW THAT NARUHODO WAS SAFE, HE WENT TO GO TELL HARD VORTEX AND THIS DETECTIVE WHO LOOKED LIKE THE TURNPILLAR GUYS THAT COSNEY MEGUNDAL WAS NOT DEAD AND THAT HE WANTED TO KILL NARUHODO. Megundal: ..... What detective? And who are the "turnpiller guys"? Naruhodou: It's..."Tinpiller". And that detective was none other than Tobias Gregson. Holmes: Come to think of it...why isn't HE here?! Vortex: He was in a grumpy mood today, so i decided not to bring him in, in case of worsening his mood. Everyone: .... Quote: HE WENT INTO THE ALLEY WHERE HE LEFT HIS CAR, BECAUSE IT WAS THE 19TH CENTURY AND PEOPLE DID NOT KNOW WHAT CARS WERE, Van Zeiks: Then why did I have one!? Quote: UT HE SAW IT WAS GONE ! 11. THERE WAS A NOTE ON THE FLOOR AND IT SAID HEHEHEHE I STOLE YER CAR YOU HAVE TO SELL IT Van Zeiks: Whta kind of stupid plan is that? I can't sell it!! You stole it! There's nothing to sell. If anyone...YOU have to sell it. And why do you want me to sell it. I'll be getting a lot of money out of it anyway! Megundal: Now, Now- Van Zeiks: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!? Quote: CONSEY MEDUNGAL. BAROC FELL TO THE GROUND AND CRIED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND HE BEGAN TO CRY. Van Zeiks: Gr.... Quote: HEN THE THIRD JUROR FROM THE THIRD CASE OF DGS NOTICED HIM AND BEGAN 2 LAFF CUZ COSNEY MEGUNDAL TOLD HIM DAT BAROK WUZ SUPR HOMOSEKSUAL. Naruhodou: What? Holmes: When? Why? How? Megundal: Who? Van Zeiks: I think he's referring to the third juror of your trial, the one with the knives. Megundal: I thought you said you didn't want to- Van Zeiks: WHO ELSE WILL TELL YOU THEN!? Quote: BAROK SED FUK U AN RAN AWAY CRYIN CUZ OV HIS CARCAS WUZ TAKEN. IT BEGAN 2 RANE, SO BAROK RAN HOME 2 PLAN FUNERAL 4 HIS CAR. Van Zeiks: I just give up...i just want to spectate silently...before i splinter it into a million peices.... Quote: POOR BAROK WUZ SUPR DUPR SAD, SO WHEN HE GOT HOME, HE WANTD 2 KILL HIMSLEF, BUT HE REMEMBERD DAT NARUHODO CUD BE KILLD BY TEH EVIL COSNEY MEGUDNAL, SO HE DIDNT SO HE CUD PROTECT HIS CRUSH, EVEN IF HE CUD NOT START RELASHUNSHIP WIF HIM Holmes: Drama queen. Van Zeiks: I heard that... Quote: TEH FUNERAL WUZ PRIVATELY HELD, WER BAROK CONVERTD CHILD AN THREW THEM INTO TEH THAMEZ. IT WUZ SUPR BEAUTIFUL BAROK SHOUTD AFTR TEH FUNERAL 2 SLEEP AGAIN. HE WUZ SUPR TIRD AN HAD 2 COME 2 TEH TRIAL 2MORROW. HE CUD HARDLY WAIT 2 C NARUHODO AGAIN. Holmes: You threw a- Van Zeiks: Don't you dare! Quote: BAROK HAD DREAM HE WUZ WIF TEH BEAUTIFUL RYUUNOSUKE NARUHODO 4 MEETIN. THEY WENT 2 MISTAH BLEACHIN FUD EMPORIUM 2 GIT SUM GUMMY BEARS AN CHKN. Megundal: I thought they were rubbery bears? And does it say....chicken? Naruhodou: You should always eat your chicken. That's my rule. My best freind didn't eat his chicken. Megundal: And what happened to him? Naruhodou: he died. Megundal: Well, my not condolences then. Quote: BAROK WUZ BLUSHIN AN WUZ RLY NERVOUS. HE TOLD NARUHODO DAT HIS HAIR WUZ RLY PRICKLY LIEK HEDGEHOG. BAROK LOVD HEDGEHOGS. NOT IN DA PERVY WAI, U R WRONG ! 111 ! 1! 11 *Holmes stares at Van Zeiks who shot him a terrifying glare* Quote: NARUHODO FINDZ IT BIT FUNNY BUT DIDNT RLY UNDERSTAND. THEY EATD THEIR GUMMY BEARS, WHILE THEY TALKD BOUT COURT. DAT DID NOT LAST LONG CUZ COSNEY MEGUNDAL APPEARD ! 11111111 ! 1! 1 Megundal: I am so going to enjoy this. Quote: COSNEY MEGUNDAL HAD MEGAFONE (WHICH HE SOMEHOW HAD IN DA 19TH SENTURY). HE SHOUTD HAY GUYZ COSNEY MEGUNDAL HER! Megundal: Then why did you include all the modern items in our time period, then? Quote: DID U KNOE DAT PROSECUTOR VAN ZIEKZ IZ BLOODY GHEY? EVRYONE LOOKD AT BAROK AN BEGAN 2 LAFF. NARUHODO LOOKD RLY FURIOUS, HE STEPPD OUT OV HIS CHAIR AN STEPPD BAROQUE IN DA FACE. Holmes: Savage. Quote: NARUHODO SED DAT BAROK WUZ STOOPID AN HIT HIM AN SED HE HATD HIM. BAROK BEGAN 2 CRI IN FRUNT OV EVRY1 AN THEY CALLD HIM PUSY. HE SHOUTD MOAR JUROR 3 FRUM CASE 3 CAME AN STABBD HIM. NOBODY CAREZ BAROK WOKE UP AN CRID. HE WUZ SUPR DUPR SAD BUT HE HAD 2 GO 2 TEH TRIAL SO DAT HE DRESD AN WENT. Vortex: And that's the end of chapter one. Van Zeiks: Finally...i was begining to get really frustrated. Vortex: Your going to stay here for the next chapter. Megundal: NO! Vortex: Yes...just you wait. TO BE CONTINUED! hope you guys enjoy...the next spork of the next chap will not come out for a while....like i said earlier... lot of stuff on my plate. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Fri May 12, 2017 6:29 pm ] |
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Whelp, like I said earlier, I need more sporkings to live. So here it is. Today's sporking is.... phoenix wright: turnabout egg by jakkid166 Yeah, I know it was planned that someone else would do this, but I checked and saw that the last actual jakkidfic here was about a year ago. Yeesh, we have evolved a lot since then to his copycats. But yeah, hope you don't mind me sporking this, person who was originally going to do this. Rating: In my opinion, this is one of the worse jakkid fics. Three Sahwits for the usual fare (writing, spelling, grammar, OOCness, etc.), and one extra because this is pretty stupid, even by jakkid standards. It's not even really that funny from a so bad it's good angle. Today's Sporkers are: - "Seriously? Jakkid again?" - "Lighten up, Nick! At least we had a nice break in between!" - "What? Where am I? What is this strange place? - "Is this the same guy who wrote Turnabout cake, pal? I'm not looking forward to this." And returning once more... - "Hee haw!" Let's start the fic! Spoiler: That was fun to write. Constructive criticism is appreciated as always. Just barely finished this by midnight, so WHOOOOOP! |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Fri May 12, 2017 6:36 pm ] |
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@HeroMan Good Spork! I liked how Vortex was the management this time. The only problem I have is that some of the characters are a bit too well versed in some sporking terms, like trollfics, for example. Good work overall. Hoping to see the next chapter soon! |
Author: | HeroMan66475 [ Fri May 12, 2017 6:43 pm ] |
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Southern Corn wrote: @HeroMan Good Spork! I liked how Vortex was the management this time. The only problem I have is that some of the characters are a bit too well versed in some sporking terms, like trollfics, for example. Good work overall. Hoping to see the next chapter soon! yeah i gave an explo for that in the begining. thank you anway! |
Author: | Ana R. [ Fri May 12, 2017 6:54 pm ] |
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA YES THE SECOND BEST JAKKID FIC. Spoiler: The correct Jakkid Opinions Also since we talkin turnabout egg, just gonna put this here yes this riiiight here. Pls (dont) post the entire thing line by line with tts in whatever discord server you're in until the owner comes in screaming that he was "listening to sad music, you fucks." Pls. Edit: Waitwait am reading the spork now and what the literally what is this? Quote: It's not even really that funny from a so bad it's good angle. Put this man in the Bad Opinions Club. Quote: Quote: Chapter 2 and the iudge ate popcorn while wearing headpones Judge: Huh? Phoenix: Well, that was...something. Speakers: Yeah, I don't get it either. You can leave now though. Okay so pretty sure someone explained this like a year ago when it happened. but basically Jakkid visited what was at the time the /r/aceattorney discord server and we -- they -- wanted proof he was real. So he said he'd write a short chapter 2 of turnabout egg and wrote that thing. Similar thing with Turnabout Pearl's second chapter. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat May 13, 2017 2:16 am ] |
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@ArrowLawn Sorry for having the wrong opinion :( Huh. Interesting story. I really should visit the discord more often,huh. Funnily enough, with this, the only 'early' Jakkid did left is Turnabout SPEED. I won't be doing that since my knowledge of Sonic stuff is rather limited. After that.....maybe the portal. Also @HeroMan you should also spoiler tag your sporking since it contains some spoilers for DGS (specifically Spoiler: D-3 |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Fri May 19, 2017 10:32 am ] |
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Spoiler: To SC Spoiler: PHOENIX WRIGHT HECKING DIES |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Fri May 19, 2017 1:10 pm ] |
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Author: | DarkAgea [ Fri May 19, 2017 2:41 pm ] |
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Author: | HeroMan66475 [ Fri May 19, 2017 4:57 pm ] |
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Author: | Southern Corn [ Fri May 19, 2017 5:41 pm ] |
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Author: | DarkAgea [ Fri May 19, 2017 6:16 pm ] |
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Author: | Southern Corn [ Fri May 19, 2017 6:30 pm ] |
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Author: | HeroMan66475 [ Fri May 19, 2017 7:37 pm ] |
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Quote: Gods, Monokuma is doing this to me before I even began. His theatre for despair is definitely working. That's monokuma for you, a bunch of despair, dirty jokes and out of whack holy shit moments. like these... Quote: The world being fucked over? Oh dear... HUGE HUGE spoiler that is... Quote: But you succeeded in that quite well! I don't think I forgot Payne or Sahwit was there while reading. That would be a miracle for Payne especially... Quote: You could use CR's spellchecker. Or... I think CR has a spellchecker, because red lines show up sometimes while I'm writing these reviews. i do sometimes...other times i don't know i add the typos. Quote: He... has a lot of problems. I don't have anything more to say to that. yeah, nagito is really fucked up. Quote: That would be cool! I always appreciate references to previous sporkings. ...maybe because realising they're there makes me feel smart... smartness is a conspiracy, everyone is an idiot. Quote: I should really play it. I've heard a lot about it, but Monokuma cinches my decision. I love characters like him; they're always so much fun. Yes it is. Also i find the impact of monokuma better if his theme song is in the backgorund...i also recomend you re-read the monokuma parts of the sporking but with his theme in the background. Quote: Oh, so that's why. But it's still a good idea for younger sporkers. (Out of nowhere, I wish young!Miles, young!Larry and young!Nick would appear in the theatre for a sporking... it would be awesome.) hm....sounds like a plan. Quote: Because while the sporkers are drowning in despair, the Management and we are like Monokuma - enjoying in the negative feelings that emanate from them. Although sometimes I've come close to feeling utter despair. (Phoenix Drive, oh gods...) ugh pheonix drive... Quote: It's epic that Monokuma has an actual theatre. It makes him even better Management material! sure does! Quote: I thought he'd splutter or do Edgey-noises like he does. Though anger is just as good a reaction... the NGHOOOOOOO is too good for this fic. Quote: Now everything makes more sense. Would it be correct if I equate Byakuya with Sasuke and Toko with Sakura (from the anime Naruto)? kinda like that, except Byakuya being the ultinmate smartass rich kid (actually he's the "ultimnate afluent proginy.....yeah he's OP as fuck, but that's byakuya in a nutshell) Quote: Oh. I didn't know much about him, so I thought he actually meant it. Yeah, imagine saying that unironically in THAT situation. Quote: I loved the sporking of 'Breathing is a Necessity', and this reminded me of that (Phoenix possibly referring to that and Edgeworth being like 'don't you dare'). Like I said, connecting sporkings makes me feel smart... i didn't know i made a refrence to that spork...should actually read that spork soon. Quote: I always have those kind of moments... everyone does. Quote: Yeah, that is perfect as it needs to be in speech format, but I meant you could have given something about the AA sporkers in narration. I was wondering what happened to them... thought it was obviouse, the left, went to their own worlds and did their usual thing. Quote: I read that, and I have to say that was really amazing! I seriously loved the character interactions, though you would have to note the spoiler in it. Also... as a side-note: I checked Barok van Zieks online since I got confused about how to spell his name and guess what? Apparently, his name is 'Zieks' and not 'Zeiks'. well shit, thanks anyway! |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Fri May 19, 2017 9:32 pm ] |
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Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat May 20, 2017 5:37 am ] |
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Author: | DarkAgea [ Sat May 20, 2017 5:20 pm ] |
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Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat May 20, 2017 5:32 pm ] |
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Author: | Southern Corn [ Sat May 20, 2017 7:36 pm ] |
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This is the fic I'm talking about, by the way. It's... Phoenix Angelique: Ace Attorney Alternate Story by Belle-Angelique-Pappilion Rating: Yep, it's that bad. This is the first Dahlia I have ever given, and there's a good reason for it. Well, several. It's a terrible AU Lemon where Cindy Stone kills Frank Sahwit instead and frames Larry for it. Phoenix still defends him in court but an OC (who is the epitome of a Mary Sue) comes in to save the day and, well...this is where the Lemon part of the fic comes in. She's also underage, making the end even worse. And yet the author has the audacity to claim that all the characters in the fic are above 18 at the end! The grammar is also atrocious, and the characters are all OOC. Yeah, it's pretty short and has signs of being a trollfic, but does that really make it any less worse? Also, it says that Edgeworth, Maya, and Manfred are going to appear at the start, and also says it has OC x Phoenix; Edgeworth; Manfred; the Judge; and Dahlia's dad. All of this is false and that annoys me The Sporkers today are: - "Whoohoo. Back to this place. Just great." - "Phoenix! There's no need to be so downtrodden about this. Put your head up high! Don't let it get to you." - "Hmm, now that I think about it, I don't really know much about your first trial, Wright." -"Oh, you should've seen it, Edgey! It was super awesome!" Let us start the show now. Spoiler: Thanks for reading. Constructive criticism is appreciated. This fic was just perfect, I think, for sporking. Yawn. It's an hour past midnight now. Gotta go. |
Author: | HeroMan66475 [ Sat May 20, 2017 9:08 pm ] |
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Quote: Oh my gods, that is so epic, I need to play DR. *mind-blown* of course. Quote: So true. Poor Payne; many people forget him so fast. i never do....#payneforAA7 Quote: That's why everybody likes feeling smart, I suppose. Plus, what fun would life be if we weren't all idiots? I certainly wouldn't have my small book filled with real-life stupidity now... that makes a LOT of sense Quote: I'll do that. *just listened to it* It sounds as epic as he is, and quite upbeat to me. Yay! People say that when you listen to it backwards....DESPAIR!!!! Quote: You're going to do that? I can think of a lot of fics that focus on them as kids, though to find a sporkable one... i'm just considering Quote: A feeling that permeates everybody's soul, I believe, especially during part 3. well shit.....the broken language made me laugh and make me turn away at the same time.... Quote: Hmm... that is true... but it's always so good to see it... maybe next time... Quote: Wow, he really sounds a lot like Sasuke. Is he an orphan by any chance, and if so, was his family killed by somebody related to him? unless you count that his father married mutiple women to earn mutiple heirs and pit them all then the strongest one survives....yeah and no.....the Togami family did fall...but behind the scenes...and due to DR1 plot logic he was shocke during the finak class trial. Quote: I thought he was more like "I definitely want to see everybody I know embarrass the shit out of themselves". i was aiming for "I definatley want am looking forward to this fic, it starts of with a peepee being presented so i am sure to enjoy the worst this has to have because i am SUUUUUUUUUUURE NOT GONNA LOOSE MY SHIT!!!" okay...i overexegerateed that. Quote: You didn't really make a reference to it; I just remembered it due to the topic being discussed. Considering the whole of that fic is about Edgeworth and his 'peepee' (though I'll give that it is written quite well)... Kaisaistormdog's fics in a nutshell Quote: It's obvious but it's still nice to hear narration for it. It's just my personal preference though... hm... Quote: Welcome! What can I say? YOUR WELCOME!!! |
Author: | DarkAgea [ Sun May 21, 2017 6:47 pm ] |
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Author: | HeroMan66475 [ Sun May 21, 2017 7:40 pm ] |
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Quote: At least one of them appeared in AA6. except that one was calm enough to send a 9 year old to death and the guy who shamed him and the mutiple people who he sentenced to death and he got cheif prosevutor in a sort time.....GASPEN IS SO HATEBLE! THANK YOU TV TROPES!!! Quote: I connect my sudden out-of-character insights to my ability in bullshitting, but I'm glad it's plausible this time around. your insights will be gladly appealed with rayfa. Quote: *listens* Oh gods... what happened to all that upbeat-ness? No, I want it back! And here you shall....except it's the theme for his kids that appear in New Danganronpa V3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WlnTyOR1tY Quote: That's true. What made me really turn was Phoenix's and Maya's reactions to the whole thing and how much all three hoped... I feel so sorry for them - they only had two options, Pearl or Oldbag. the hell? Quote: Yay, Edgey-noises will appear! eeeeeeeeeeexactly Quote: That sounds... messed-up. No more words. exactly. Can't say for the character himself, his actions in chapters 1-4 is fucked up, especially in chapter 2 where he messed a crime scene to make it look like a serial killer did it, and doing that would implement toko as the killer...yeah. Quote: Honestly, the time I thought that, I had no clue whatsoever about him, so it was just a random guess. Does he ever lose his shit in DR? not exactly, he's calm and collected but he can get angry and annoyed. Quote: That's really true... But from my memory, in-character portrayal is shit in those fics, while in Breathing is a Necessity, it's acknowledged to be in the ballpark of character. yeah, i made a rant in the last page about kaisai stormdog....i the in-character-ness is my biggest issue, i mean....wtf!? Quote: Yes, it was my welcome. a moana refrence you didn't get. |
Author: | Southern Corn [ Mon May 22, 2017 5:06 am ] |
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