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Author: | Sky [ Tue Aug 18, 2020 4:02 am ] |
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I think you should definitely take a break after you finish sporking this one. I'm seriously starting to get worried about how this might affect your mental health. A bit off-topic, but what's up with the rise of John Phoenix fanfic and dakoolguy in the front page. I kinda feel like I'm out of the loop. Edit; I was trying to find a story on ff.net, so when I clicked on filter and browse through the characters, I found Dakoolguy..? How did he get his name in there? |
Author: | DJJ680 [ Thu Aug 20, 2020 4:22 am ] |
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Don't worry. I plan on taking a long break after this one. As for his rise, I honestly can't tell you. Even though I was there when it happened in around March or April. The author just started going around to other people's fanfics and spamming reviews telling them that their OC was the best of all time. Then a bunch of other accounts started making even worse fanfics starring John Phoenix. They've even started going after longtime author JordanPhoenix for what they view as plagiarism, even though she's confirmed to use a website that gives creative inspiration for writing tips. |
Author: | DJJ680 [ Thu Aug 20, 2020 5:14 am ] |
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John Phoenix vs Kumar Timalsina Sporking Part 10 Trucy: Only two more chapters left, everyone! We can do this! Apollo: You sure? Cause I'm not really feeling it right now. Speakers: If it's any consolation, these two chapters are relatively short. You should be fine. Phoenix: We're never fine while we're in here. Edgeworth: We'll only be "fine" when this place is shut down for good. Speakers: As long as there are terrible fanfics out there, we will never be shut down. [The lights dim.] Spoiler: Trucy: How will it end folks? How will it end? Apollo: Let's get this over with and find out. Phoenix: At least we'll be free of this story. Spoiler: [The lights turn on.] All: *defeated because they have to do another story in the future* Phoenix: Well...might as well give our thoughts. Trucy: I'll start. This story is probably worse than the first one! I mean, the writing is as terrible as ever, John's a terrible character and the plot makes no sense! Phoenix: In addition, this fic does one of the biggest no-no's in story-telling: directly going after other people's work and disparaging it. Not only does this author claim three of another author's OCs as their own, but they purposefully distort them to fit their feud with that author. Edgeworth: And beyond that, there's plenty of twists that don't make sense and have no foreshadowing at all to build them up. If you want to have twists, fine. But give the readers some foreshadowing. Give clues that this could be real. Apollo: And worst of all, this series looks as if it'll continue! Why?! Why do we need this to continue?! Phoenix: Because we haven't suffered enough, it seems. Edgeworth: We never suffer enough for this theater, it seems. Speakers: You've got that right. Now get outta here. [And so the sporkers leave the theater and try their best to get what they saw out of their minds. Will this godawful series continue? Will it get any better? I doubt that one but one can still hope. Stay tuned...] |
Author: | Skittlemask [ Tue Oct 13, 2020 1:17 am ] |
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I've been working on this for a really long time, back when the last sporking was posted in 2019 and no sporkings for months. I know DJJ68o has posted some sporkings since then, but I admit I'm too lazy to change the intro, so apologies for that. Regardless, it's still been awhile since this thread has been updated, and an even longer time since I did a sporking, but I miss this thread and sporking in general. So, I'm back. And if I'm the only who will use this thread from now on then so be it. I miss the days when I could just spork some Ace Attorney fanfictions, lol. Title- Twelve Charms: Chapters 4 and 5 Rating- ![]() ![]() Once again, I'm back to this fic. I want to spork the whole thing. Like I said when I sporked chapter three, I don't think it's that bad, in fact I sort of like it. It's obvious the author was just having some harmless fun writing this thing. Anyway, here's the link for my sporking of chapter 3 and Ben Lyon's sporking of chapter 1 and chapter 2. It's been a while so sorry if I'm rusty! ![]() Welcome aboard our sporkers! Hobo Phoenix! ![]() Apollo Justice!" ![]() and Trucy Wright ![]() [We begin in our underused but beloved sporking theatre. Don't let the management know that I've told you, but we almost got foreclosed! Luckily-] Speakers: Hey, narrator? Shut up. [Sorry…] Trucy: Um, management? Where have you guys been? We really all thought this place had shut down for good. Speakers: …Y'know, I really want to be cocky and be like "mwahaha, you can never escape this place!" but I can see why you all might've thought that. To be honest, I'm currently the only one of management who's here right now and decided to open the place. It's just me and the narrator right now, but I'm certain old members will return or new one's will join. And if not… then you guys are stuck with me because I'm not going anywhere! Trucy: Wow, you sound kind of lonely… Speakers: …Don't read too much into it. Anyway, since it's just me and I'm poor, don't expect any popcorn. I did all I could to clean the place and fix everything we need for the bare minimum sporking experience. So, enjoy! The theatre is happy to see guests once again! Trucy: Hmm, it sounds like the management is being nice for once! Apollo: If they're so nice, do you think they'd let us go home? Phoenix: Come now, Apollo, let's not be like that. The management clearly made an effort so let's entertain them for once, eh? Apollo: Do you remember what they've put us through? Trucy: I agree with Daddy, actually. Let's be cooperative just this once! Besides, how bad can it be? Apollo: Oh, very bad. But fine, I'll play along but don't be surprised when I say I told you so. Trucy: I don't think you will! Do you remember what we're reading? It's that self-insert fic that isn't very good, but not "ahh, erase my memory!" bad. Speakers: Speaking of that, let's roll the fic! This intro is getting too long. Quote: Chapter 4 Field Trippin' Apollo: What kind of title is that? Trucy: She's trying to be hip! Apollo: Sounds more like some old person trying too hard to be cool. Honestly, this title makes me think of… some illegal drugs. Phoenix: Hmm, that'd actually make this fic interesting… Trucy: *gasp* Daddy, don't say that! Phoenix: Heh, sorry Truce, but it's true. Quote: Hey Micki, check this out!" Trucy exclaimed. I had been skimming over about twenty pamphlets trying to find something about a gate. NOTHING! "Micki, stop reading those, it's a field trip!" Trucy smacked the last pamphlet out of my hand. "Sorry," I apologized. "I really just want to figure out this puzzle-riddle thing." Apollo: So… what is going on again? It's been two years since Trucy and I had read this story. Please refresh our memories, Mr. Wright. Phoenix: Well- Trucy: Oooh, oooh, I remember! …Kind of. In the last chapter we were going on a field trip so fic-me could find a charm for Micki's bracelet, and we played with an old Gameboy on the subway! Phoenix: Very good, Trucy! I'm very proud of you for remembering. I'll give you some pudding when we get home. Trucy: Yay! Apollo: (…I almost miss seeing Mr. Wright and Trucy interact like this.) Quote: "Hey, I'm the key to the next puzzle! I'll know when we've found the charm!" she went on. "Now let's enjoy the field trip!" Apollo: …That's not very good logic. Phoenix: *shrugs* Seems reasonable enough to me. Apollo: Seriously? What, when you were a lawyer did you just go to random places hoping to find clues? Phoenix: …Heh, what do you take me for, Apollo? Trucy: Polly, don't be so mean to daddy. You do the same thing. Apollo: …! I-I guess, but at least I don't think I'll find clues just because. Quote: We had ditched a lecture from Ms. Roberts (dear lord) by saying we had to use the bathroom. Not that it was a lie; I really did have to use the restroom. But we walked to the ladies' room until we turned the hallway and were out of Phoenix and Apollo's sight. Trucy: So… then we didn't actually go to the bathroom if we just walked there but never went in. If Micki said she wasn't lying that she had to use the restroom, why didn't she just go when we were there? Phoenix: You know how these fics are Truce, that'd make too much sense. Trucy: Yeah, but the author doesn't seem incompetent… Apollo: I'm just going to theorize that she was too bored to pay attention to what she was writing. Quote: Then we ran straight there. The bathroom was all the way across the museum, so we decided to follow the exhibits near the bathroom. Trucy: So… we went to a different bathroom? Why? Apollo: Trucy, it's honestly not worth this much effort to think about. Let's just drop it. Phoenix: I don't know Apollo, I like Trucy's effort. You should take some tips from her. Apollo: H-Hey! Are you saying that I don't try hard enough? Phoenix: *smiles* Of course not. Apollo: …Hmph. Quote: "So boring..." I groaned. I thought this would be more exciting. "Don't they have an exhibit on astronomy or the zodiac?" "Agreed. I think astronomy is on the third floor, wanna head up?" suggested Trucy. "Dear lord, please!" Apollo: I'm actually really good at astronomy, so if you guys wanted to learn some more about it you could always ask me… Trucy: Aw, Polly! If I knew you wanted to sound like an expert in something I would've asked! Apollo: What? No! That's not what I meant. It's just something I used to do with Clay a lot… Trucy: O-Oh. Well, I know it's not the same but if you'd like we can go to an astronomy exhibit together sometime. Apollo: *nods* That'd be nice. Thank you, Trucy. Quote: Trucy and I ran for the elevator, and then I bumped into something red. Trucy and I bumped into Poliwag (Okay, I like Pokémon, deal with it) and Phobos. Apollo: P-Poliwag? Phoenix: Phobos…? Trucy: Hahaha, that's actually kind of funny! Speakers: Agreed. If I could afford to have Discord play management right now, he would turn you two into the Pokemon characters, that'd be a treat. Hahaha! Apollo: Yeah guys, laugh it up. I, for one, am glad that the management is too poor. Phoenix: Also, I think Apollo would be a better Victini. His hair matches Victini's ears. Trucy: Good one, daddy! Hahaha! Apollo: … Quote: I looked over at Trucy. We're so freaking dead. "I-Is the lecture over?" questioned Trucy carefully. "Nah, but we noticed you two left a little fast so we had a little investigation," responded Phoenix. Crap. Phoenix: Oh yeah, I can't wait for fic-me to yell at Micki and Trucy, maybe we'll finally get some entertainment. Trucy: Aw, but Daddy… Apollo: I don't know, I don't really think fic-you is going to yell at them. And if he does, then that means he's out of character, since you're not really much on, uh, disciplining. Phoenix: I don't really need to discipline because Trucy is a good girl. I'm so lucky to have such a well-behaved daughter, haha. Trucy: Aww, thanks Daddy. You're the best! Apollo: … Quote: "Why are you giving us that look?" asked Apollo. "It's not like you're in trouble." "Say what?" I was shocked. "You gave us an excuse to leave. Dammit, no wonder I always get notes from your teacher about you two passing notes," said Phoenix. "I nearly passed out when only two minutes passed." "What else is new?" Apollo whispered. Trucy: Wow, if that teacher is that boring than she should've never been hired! Apollo: Trucy, they can't fire teachers just because they're boring. Phoenix: That's not what she meant. She means that if she's that boring then whoever interviewed her for the job shouldn't have been able to stay awake long enough to hire her. Trucy: Mmhm! Hehe, great minds think alike! Apollo: So what, my mind's not great? Trucy: No, it is! It's just, ummm…. averagely great! Apollo: Gee, thanks. Quote: Phoenix smacked him over the head with a plastic grape juice bottle. "What the hell?" yelled Apollo. "I'm giving you the same discipline Mia gave me," answered Phoenix. "At least I didn't always look at her chest, pervert!" "I didn't look at her chest! I've seen you drool a little when you see pictures of her!" "I don't drool!" Trucy and I watched for awhile. Then it got boring. Phoenix: Ah, of course. We can't read a fic here without one of those "pfftt, men," segments in it. How I love these segments. Apollo: I know, so entertaining and original, am I right? Trucy: Yep. Oh well, at least it's still better than the last chapter with the Gameboy. Quote: "Hey! Break it up! Do not make me press the run button!" I shouted while pulling out my gameboy camera. Phoenix and Apollo clamped their mouths shut. Apollo: Imagine if that's all it took to shut us up? Hahaha. Phoenix: Hahaha! Trucy: I don't know… But with you two, it seems a little realistic. Phoenix: Come now Trucy, you think too little of us. Besides, didn't we already settle this debate in the last sporking? Trucy: Hmmm… maybe? I don't remember it too well. But hey, maybe I'll buy one of those off of eBay and test it out! Anybody want to lend me some money? Apollo: Don't look at me. Phoenix: Haha, sorry Trucy, but it's a no. Trucy: …Management? Speakers: Hell no. Didn't I already say I was broke? Trucy: Awwww… [The gang go to the third floor for whatever reason and the scene ends.] Quote: After my school was kicked out of the museum, my teachers said that we can go explore the city and return back to the subway in three hours. Phoenix: Kicked out? What the heck did we do in the museum? And why is the teacher just letting the kids roam free in the city? That sounds very dangerous. Apollo: …Mr. Wright, kicked out is just used as an expression here. Trucy: Y'know, I really hate when people do that. If you say you were kicked out then I expect a fun story with police dragging you out of the place! Same with people saying they "passed out." If you say that then I expect a dramatic story about waking up in the hospital with people crying over you, not that you just fell asleep. It's so boring! Apollo: Uhhh, since when is being arrested or going to the hospital fun? Trucy: It's not, but the story is fun! Apollo: …I worry about you sometimes, Trucy. Quote: Gate... gate... Argh! Why can't I think of anything? "Alright, so what's this gate business?" asked Phoenix. "You've been thinking about that all day." "I told you to stop doing that!" I yelled. "It doesn't take an idiot to realize that," said Apollo. Apollo: Well, at least the author doesn't think we're all idiots like most of these fanfics do. Phoenix: I don't know, I think they're portraying me in particular as kind of dumb. Apollo: How so? The author literally made you a mind-reader! Phoenix: *shrugs* Maybe not exactly dumb but more like incompetent. I don't like how the author is portraying my parenting as too lax, or making me too gullible. Apollo: … (But… you do have those traits…) Trucy: Don't worry, I know you're a smart guy, Daddy! Phoenix: Haha, thanks Trucy. Quote: I sighed. "Hey Trucy, are there any other names for a gate?" "Not that I know of," she told me. "Do you guys know any?" I questioned them. "I think they can also be called yett or port," Apollo replied. Phoenix: Although, fic-you in particular, Apollo, is quite smart. I think the author has a crush! After all, I never knew a gate could be called a "yett!" Apollo: *turning red* H-Hey, this underage author doesn't have a crush, she just has a favorite character! You wouldn't know how that feels! Phoenix: Woah, 'Pollo, you're getting defensive there. Hahaha, I was just kidding. Trucy: But look how cute Apollo is when he's blushing! Apollo: Sh-Shut up… Quote: Trucy and I stopped in our tracks. A port? "Something wrong?" asked Phoenix. "You thinking what I'm thinking?" Trucy said facing me. "Port of LA?" I inquired. "Yep." Trucy and I ran off to the harbor. We weaved through the crowds and through the streets. I began to smell the fresh, salty scent of the ocean breeze. Trucy: Y'know, the author doesn't really do much descriptive narrative. So… when they do write some it just ends up sticking out like a sore thumb… Phoenix: Also, I don't know if it's just me, but I've never smelt the ocean breeze as "salty." Quote: We stopped running at the entrance to the warehouses when we realized that Phoenix and Apollo were having trouble keeping up. When they finally caught up, Phoenix was panting hard and Apollo was laying on the ground. "How.. do... you... run... so... fast...?" Phoenix asked through pants. "I take track and cross-country year-round," I answered. "What... about... Trucy...?" Apollo gasped, sounding like he had less air than Phoenix. "I go on her runs," Trucy said. Phoenix: Y'know Author, the fact that you said that Apollo was laying on the ground would logically mean that he was more out of breath than me; repeating it just made it redundant. Also, I'm not gonna lie, Apollo would probably be in better condition than me. He is younger after all, and I've never been the most in-shape guy… Apollo: I think the part of me lying on the ground was supposed to be comical… I see that even the author likes to tease me… Trucy: Aw, that just means she likes you! Maybe even like likes you… Apollo: N-NO! We already had this conversation! Moving on! Quote: After waiting until Phobos and Poliwag caught their breaths, we ventured down to the warehouses. Apollo: So how long are these Pokémon jokes going to last? Phoenix: Possibly the whole fic. Apollo: …Yay. Quote: "Hello?" We turned around a saw a man in a dark suit approach. I examined his face so I wouldn't forget: faint scar over left cheek, dark eyes, nicely combed hair, glasses. Who the hell is this? Phoenix: An evil OC. Trucy: How can you already tell that he's evil? Phoenix: Just by the fact that the author even bothered to describe him. Plus, he has a scar and nice hair. All villains have scars and nice hair. Matt Engarde, Kristoph… Trucy: Wow, you're so smart, Daddy! Apollo: …But that just means the author is being unoriginal. Phoenix: Nah-ah, it means that they're staying true to the style of the games. Speakers: The management would like to remind Phoenix Wright that… ah, you know what? Forget it. Just for today I won't care. Consider it a present. Trucy: Wow, I guess the management becoming poor made them apathetic too! Apollo: Sounds relatable. Quote: "I'll handle this." Phoenix whispered. "Hey." greeted Phoenix without a smile. "May I ask what your business is?" the man asked. "What's yours?" "Ahem, I am James Smith, the real estate agent for these warehouses. What is your business?" Phoenix: Smith? Seriously? Might as well have just named him John Doe and have him be Shelly de Killer walking around. He fits the scar and nice hair theory after all. Trucy: Hmm… maybe it's de Killer's brother who also lacks the talent of coming up with original names? Phoenix: You know what? I like that theory, Trucy. I'm going to headcannon it as fact in this fic. Apollo: Mr. Wright, you know a term such as "headcannon?" Phoenix: Well, fans of the series like to make up headcannons about us all the time… So it would be silly pretending that I don't know it. Speakers: … Phoenix: *smiles* Apollo: (He's planning on taking full advantage of the management's "present," isn't he?) Quote: "My dad works here!" Apollo quickly exclaimed before Phoenix could come up with something. "It's my day off and I came to visit him!" "Oh, do you need a guide?" "We're good! My dad's warehouse is pretty vacant, it'll be easy to spot!" "Uh... alright then'" James seemed to get suspicious, but he turned and walked away. Phoenix: Not for long. We'll probably see him later with a gun. Trucy: Ooooh, yay! Then some action might actually happen! Apollo: …I'm sporking with a bunch of sadists. This is actually happening. I can't believe you guys are actually having fun. Trucy: *cheeky grin* Learn to embrace the pain, Polly! Apollo: … (I'm scared.) Quote: We waited until the man was far enough away. We turned and continued to the warehouses. "Wow Polly, I didn't know you were such a good liar!" complimented Trucy. "That's because I'm not," Apollo admitted. "Didn't you see how loud I was?" "He was a little suspicious when he walked away," Phoenix pointed out. Apollo: Huh, something in character. I have to admit I'm not the best liar in the world… Trucy: That's an understatement! You're as easy to read as a first grade book! Apollo: Hey… I'm not that easy to read! …Am I? Phoenix: Well, it's usually pretty easy to tell what you're thinking but there are occasional times when I'm surprised to not be able to tell what you're thinking. Apollo: …Good to know. Quote: I noticed after a little while of walking, Trucy had taken the lead. "You know where you're going, right Truce?" I questioned. "I think I do," she replied. We continued on like this until we reached an abandoned looking warehouse. Apollo: I have a bad feeling about this… Quote: "So, the next charm is here, Trucy?" Phoenix inquired. "I guess," she answered. Phoenix tried to open the doors, but there was a lock the them. "Dammit." "Relax, daddy," Trucy said, pulling out a hairpin. "I got this. Gimme thirty seconds." Trucy: *gasp* W-WHAAT?!? ME!? Apollo: Geez, calm down Trucy. It's actually pretty cool to know how to pick locks! Trucy: Yeah, but I would do it with magic! I wouldn't need any bobby pins like some thief! I've got more class than that! ???: Did someone say thief? [Everyone looks up. Kay is hanging from a rope ladder in the ceiling. Hey, long time no see, Kay!] Phoenix: Kay! I haven't seen you enter the theatre like this in… a very, very long time! Apollo: Yeah, I thought the management figured out a way around that? Kay: Mwahahaha, I have my ways! Besides, this place has been empty for months, so no one's even been around to see what I was doing! And Trucy, you should know better! A thief is very classy! Trucy: *pouts* Apollo: (I think the author managed to offend Trucy…) Kay: Well anyway, I've got things to do, truth to steal. See ya later! *smoke bombs away* Phoenix: Huh, it was nice to see her, actually. Apollo: *shouts* Wait, come back! Take me with you! [Silence] Apollo: Dammit. Quote: She knelt down and stuck a pin into the lock. Not even thirty second later, I heard a click and the sound of metal dropping heavily onto the ground. Holy crap! "Done." "Trucy, when did you learn to pick a lock like that?" asked Apollo. "Oh, the last time Daddy visited Mr. Edgeworth a few years ago, his assistant Kay taught me how." Phoenix: Ah, good ol' Kay being a bad influence as always. I should probably talk to Edgeworth about that. Apollo: But you've got to admit it's a useful ability. Phoenix: Useful, yes. But I don't want Trucy involved in criminal activity like that. Apollo: *looks at Trucy still pouting* Trust me, I don't think you need to worry about that. Quote: "Remind me not to take you there when Kay comes," Phoenix said under his breath. I noticed there was some pain in his eyes when Trucy said "Edgeworth". Phoenix: Ah, of course. The good ol' "Phoenix stopped talking to his old friends after he was disbarred" headcannon. That's a good one. Apollo: It was probably used to write some angst fanfics, right? Phoenix: Of course. Everyone just loves some character tension fueled by angst, after all. Quote: "That's quite enough." I turned and saw James pointing a gun straight at us. Trucy: Wow, you were right on the money, daddy. Apollo: (Looks like she gained some of her spirit back…) Phoenix: Well, I have to admit that I'm not that great of a predictor, haha. The person writing this sporking already knew- Speakers: WOAH, stop right there! I'm cool with some fourth wall breaking but I'm drawing the line at meta like this! Only some minor fourth wall breaking is allowed, OK? Phoenix: *shrugs* It was worth a shot. [The lights turns on, illuminating the haphazardly cleaned theatre.] Phoenix: *stretches* Well, glad that's over. Now let's- Speakers: Not so fast, today's session is a double feature. I'm just giving ya'll a moment to stretch your legs. Apollo: Gee, thanks. Speakers: No problem! Trucy: Hmmm, management? Did you notice how dusty this place is? Speakers: Yes, we don't have a Janitor anymore. I cleaned the best I could this morning, I'll do a more deep cleaning later. Now if you would all return to your seats- Trucy: Have no fear, management! Polly will clean for you! Apollo: *sputter* Wh-Wh-WHATTT? Like I would ever help this theatre run this… this business! Trucy: Polly, you forget that I'm the head of Wright Anything Agency! So when I give you a job, you do it! Phoenix: *shrugs* Hey, she's the boss. Apollo: *grumbles* Speakers: Well, thank you for the help! Now let's roll the fic! Spoiler: Chapter 5 [The lights turn on.] Phoenix: Well, I guess it really is over. Are we going to read another chapter? Speakers: Not right now, I'm tired. Another day we will continue this fic. Now, everyone go home! Apollo: Wow, you're really eager for us to leave. Trucy: You are too, Polly. You always hate coming here. Apollo: Yeah, you're right. [Apollo and Trucy wave goodbye to Phoenix as the blue light from the teleporter begins to encase him. And thus ends another sporking adventure. Hope to see you all next time!] |
Author: | Chloe [ Tue Nov 03, 2020 10:14 pm ] |
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I’m still very fond of this thread and sporks. I love how it has 69 pages. |
Author: | Nepeta [ Thu Dec 03, 2020 11:36 am ] |
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Hah, the bad fics sporked in these are really making me feel better about the crazy prompt I'm writing something for (it has something to do with Engarde). Some nostalgia of 2016 isn't complete without reading these. |
Author: | Emerald Objects [ Mon Mar 29, 2021 3:38 pm ] |
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This post has been deleted. Deleted is this post. There is no more evidence of my misdeeds! |
Author: | Emerald Objects [ Mon Mar 29, 2021 3:40 pm ] |
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Also, any SOJ fics to spork? We haven't really seen any here. |
Author: | mujie [ Fri Apr 30, 2021 2:23 pm ] |
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I'd love to try my hand at sporking. Are there any good bad AA fanfics unsporked yet? |
Author: | Emerald Objects [ Sat May 01, 2021 2:06 pm ] |
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mujie wrote: I'd love to try my hand at sporking. Are there any good bad AA fanfics unsporked yet? this. |
Author: | mujie [ Wed May 12, 2021 9:09 am ] |
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Emerald Objects wrote: mujie wrote: I'd love to try my hand at sporking. Are there any good bad AA fanfics unsporked yet? this. Thanks. Imma try sporking that on the weekend or something. Should be fun. |
Author: | FeenieForSmash [ Sat Jul 10, 2021 5:03 am ] |
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Is the Sporking Theatre closed for good? If so, it's a crying shame because this whole thread was such a treat to read. |
Author: | DisasterInPlainSight [ Thu Oct 28, 2021 12:50 am ] |
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FeenieForSmash wrote: Is the Sporking Theatre closed for good? If so, it's a crying shame because this whole thread was such a treat to read. I think it's just inactive, that's all. I didn't want this thread to be over so fast either, so I sporked a fanfic! ![]() Sorry if I'm beating a dead horse here. I'm pretty new here, but here goes nothing... WARNING: This is pretty NSFW, so it's off the site. So mods, please don't kill me... A secret told (I hope it's the right URL.) |
Author: | DisasterInPlainSight [ Sat Dec 25, 2021 9:54 pm ] |
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Happy Holidays! I’m putting this in a bit later, but it just so happens that my sporking is ready to be published. Fanfic: Guilty Love (Ch. 15) Inspiration: This sporking right here Rating: ![]() Ehhh...not sure about this one, folks. It’s not bad. Most of the characters are in character, and the grammar is proper. Overall, it’s one of the more tamer fics out there. But some issues I have are: the main idea isn’t focused as much and some of the details are unnecessary. I’m quite tired, so apologies for making it so boring. Enjoy. And now for our esteemed sporkers! Phoenix Wright! ![]() Miles Edgeworth! ![]() Larry Butz! ![]() and Franziska von Karm- ![]() AAAAAAAAGHHH! ![]() [Even though it’s been a few months since the last sporking, the fear lingers on in their minds. That one day, those two might get dragged back in the Sporking Theatre... But anyway! They’re coming, and with a pair of equally (un)happy sporkers.] Phoenix: Aw geez...Not here. Anywhere but here. Larry: Maybe it’s something good this time? Edgeworth: Larry, stop lying to yourself. Today’s going to be as bad as it always gets. Although, it’s quite a surprise that the Management kept their promise about us being in here. Larry: Well, if it goes south, at least I’m doing it with my best pals! Phoenix: (That’s...actually kind of heartwarming. But his naivety is also extremely troubling...) Edgeworth: I’ve actually heard that there is another person joining us. Phoenix: What? Who is it? Larry: Is it a cute girl? Phoenix: (Of course his first thought was a girl.) Huh? What’s that sound? It sounds like it’s charging right at us... Edgeworth: This sound is something I’m all too familiar with. Everyone, brace yourselves. Phoenix: But wh- *crack* Phoenix: YEEEOOOOWCH! Larry: Now this sound is something I’m all too familiar with. It can only be… Franziska: Phoenix Wright! Larry Butz! And especially Miles Edgeworth! Why on earth didn’t you tell me that we’re sporking a horrible fanfiction?! Larry: Franzy! How’s your reading of Franzy’s Whippity Whip- *crack* Larry: TRIIIIIIIIP! Franziska: Quiet, you fool! I was talking to Miles Edgeworth! Edgeworth: (Or about to, anyway.) Franziska, I assure you that we didn’t know there was a future sporking session planned. Franziska: Hmph. As expected from the pariah of the von Karma family. Phoenix: Um… I suppose you’re here because you’re in it, right? Franziska: I imagine that I am. Though, I hope this time it will not be as bad as the others. Phoenix: Alright then. Well, uh, Management. I guess we’re starting. Speakers: Sounds good. Narrator, you know the drill. [Yes sir. Everyone is seated, and the lights turn off.] Spoiler: [The lights suddenly start flickering. The ground also starts quaking.] Larry: What the heck?! Franziska: Fools! What foolish incompetency let this happen? Edgeworth: *curled up into a ball, shaking in fear* Phoenix: What the…? [The lights are finally off, and the tremors stop.] Speakers: This establishment is truly miserable. So I came here to help. Phoenix: Eh? Who are you? Speakers: It doesn’t take a genius to know you four are struggling. [Then, a spotlight focuses on Phoenix.] Speakers: Especially you…Daddy. All: !! Phoenix: T-Trucy?! What are YOU doing here? Speakers: My intuition never fails, remember? Larry: Woah, you have a butt-kicking daughter, Nick! Edgeworth: How did you get past the Management? Speakers: I subdued them with the art of chloroform! Franziska: Phoenix Wright! How could you let your daughter access such dangerous chemicals?! You should be ashamed! Phoenix: Ack! I-I‘m sorry, okay? I’m trying my best to take care of her... Speakers: This author is making some bold assumptions about me, so I’m gonna debunk them. Get ready for Trucy’s Telling Truths, folks! Starting now! Spoiler: [The lights turn on.] Edgeworth: I retract my earlier statement. This wasn’t as bad as I expected. Phoenix: It definitely wasn’t as vomit-inducing as the last one. Franziska: Apart from the plot, there certainly isn’t much to say about it. Larry: Hey, that was pretty cool! Me, with the famous Franzy of Franzy’s Whippity Whip- *crack* Larry: OW- wait, that didn’t hurt! All: Larry?! Phoenix: But I thought he was hospitalized? Speakers: I told the officer to put a microphone on him so he could say his final thoughts if he regained consciousness! Franziska: That sounds ingenious yet oddly cruel of you. Phoenix: (Says the one that whipped him unconscious.) Larry: I may sound raspy, but that won’t stop me from being with my Fran…zy… Paramedic: *through microphone* Sorry, he dozed off again. Speakers: No worries. Anyway, I gotta get out of here. The real Management’s waking up soon. Phoenix: I guess that’s our cue. Shall we? Edgeworth and Franziska: Of course. [They all leave the Sporking Theatre. What will happen next? Will the theatre bite the dust? Or will a miracle happen? Find out next…or not!] [But hours later…] Speakers: Hrngh… What happened? Why am I tied up? Do you know of this, Narrator? [None whatsoever.] Speakers: Well, if we find that you’re lying, then your salary’s on the chopping block, got it? [Y-yes sir!] |
Author: | Pepper Cake [ Fri Mar 04, 2022 12:27 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
Hello! I don't know if this forum was now dead or just inactive. It's really enjoying to read. Any suggestion if I can write one? ![]() |
Author: | Pepper Cake [ Sun Mar 06, 2022 3:49 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
SPORKING SESSION COMMENCE THE RE-OPENING Trucy in Edgeworthland by DAKOOLGUY RISE FROM ASHES Rating: ![]() ![]() A/N: That’s going to be my first sporking fiction. I enjoyed some of the sporking fics here (especially DJJ680's) in this forum, even though it is inactive. So, why not write one? And I welcome any advice and comment on this. Ok, let’s go for the context. Does anyone still know about Dakoolguy? Yeah, the writer of John Phoenix stories. It is safe to say that he creates another (yes, not the first one) havoc to the Ace Attorney section of Fanfiction.net as I try to find a better story here. So, it is a pity for authors who creates an actual good story, and it seems most of them are migrating for A03. My take on the story? I guess this sporking fiction gives the explanation for this. That’s the reason why sporking exists. It’s going to be a bit of a rant. And... What will be another creation of Dakoolguy? An angel bullet? A robo-Gant or robo-von Karma? A bloody shenanigans and mess of John Phoenix? Phoenix: Great. You’re going with Apollo Justice-sound level... Trucy: With Ema-Skye-blood level. Trucy: OH MY IN THE WORLD OF MAGICAL PANTIES!! [Phoenix covers Trucy’ eyes] Phoenix: What in the world? (Minutes ago...) Sporking Theatre March 6, 2029 | 7:00 pm There is no time to waste... Introducing the sporkers for the revival of this Theatre... ![]() “This guy doesn’t catch a break, huh?” ![]() “Oh boy, here we go again.” And the master of the sporkers. ![]() “Because there is a reemergence of that author, it doesn’t mean we have to be dragged for this story.” Phoenix: To be honest, there is no way we are escape from this if there are still existing bad fiction, especially this new year. Trucy: And it’s not fair; where is Polly? This is supposed to be “live, suffer, die together” if this is really John Phoenix-related sporking session. Edgeworth: Please never mention this name. What he did to our dignity is the worst sin in what is supposed to be creative writing. Phoenix: Hmm. I have never seen Apollo. At least lucky for him. Management: I guess so. Hey, welcome back to Sporking Theatre. If you ask, I’m different Management. Edgeworth: Yet, the Theatre still never changes. Same old, same old. Management: As you expected, I have good news and bad news. Which would you pick first? Phoenix: Obviously bad news. Edgeworth: If something like that, it would be bad news. Management: Dakoolguy is back. Yeah, THAT Dakoolguy, one who was known for writing John Phoenix. Seemingly he runs another nut job. In one instance, he uploads multiple stories in just a single day and asserts himself as the top, and even considers himself as a god in the Ace Attorney section of Fanfic.net. Edgeworth: That’s a bold yet impudence thing to do. Phoenix: Gee, why pass the time and effort for this one and for the writing of this sporking? Management: One of science that cannot answer and one that I know but never answer. Trucy: Tell me the good news. Management: From our research, we still try to monitor if ever there will be another “sequel” from two of his long fanfic. Phoenix: Ah yes, that two that we spork already Management: There is none as of this moment... Trucy: Relief. Management: As of this today. Trucy: (gulp) Management: Right now, there will be no John Phoenix. So, it will be like a freshman session... (Everyone is seated, then lights off) Management: Or is it? Trucy: That doesn’t feel me well. Spoiler: SPORKING (Light on and monitor off) Edgeworth: Mr. Wright? (Trucy picking up a paper) Trucy: “Return home immediately, let’s just talk” Wait, what did I....oh. Edgeworth: Well, I guess our sporking ability gets in overrun. Trucy: I mean...I do something bad, am I? Edgeworth: Oh no, no. Well, let’s just be careful about we spoke. Trucy: Oh, I’m very sorry, Mr. Edgeworth. I didn’t mean... Edgeworth: Yes, you didn’t mean that. But hey, we survive. Trucy: Yes, just barely. Edgeworth: So, I guess I will do the honor. Trucy: You deserve it, so. Spoiler: COMMENT Trucy: Gee, Mr. Edgeworth, that’s many things to cover. I really don’t have anything to add. Edgeworth: Agree, let’s get out before the Management knew. Trucy: Yeah. [Trucy and Edgeworth left the theatre] There we have it. The tale of the Ace Attorney gang reacting on the fiction that the fan has to offer. Is there going to be another story that needed to be suffered reading on? Well, time tells. FIN (or is it?) |
Author: | Pepper Cake [ Thu Mar 17, 2022 1:58 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
SPORKING SESSION COMMENCE: SHOCK VALUE Join the sporkers in evaluating a shark-jumping thematic fiction that made shock value a prioritization while the narrative value only a mere suggestion. teh rasist turnabout wonderdude23 Rating: ![]() A/N: This author was long suggested by jrdngdwn back in 2020. Promisingly, the most difficult and questionable fanfiction I have ever read. Spoiler: LEAVE IT AND THIS POST IF YOU ARE SO SENSITIVE I have a second thought of rating the story five Sahwits because it never gets influences for others to write so horribly but the later chapters are the decisive factor in making it a Dahlia. So, it’s time for your decision: Would you step in to read it? Spoiler: YES Spoiler: NO |
Author: | Pepper Cake [ Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:21 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
DisasterInPlainSight wrote: FeenieForSmash wrote: Is the Sporking Theatre closed for good? If so, it's a crying shame because this whole thread was such a treat to read. I think it's just inactive, that's all. I didn't want this thread to be over so fast either, so I sporked a fanfic! ![]() Sorry if I'm beating a dead horse here. I'm pretty new here, but here goes nothing... WARNING: This is pretty NSFW, so it's off the site. So mods, please don't kill me... A secret told (I hope it's the right URL.) Yes, that's the right one. Cool sporking fic here! I love how the possibility that ghosts and spirits (not just Mia) would be involved in this sporking. And also the prank indeed caught me, thought the fic was short (I mean, too short). And Edgeworth, give me that T-shirt. |
Author: | Pepper Cake [ Thu Mar 17, 2022 2:31 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
DisasterInPlainSight wrote: Happy Holidays! I’m putting this in a bit later, but it just so happens that my sporking is ready to be published. Fanfic: Guilty Love (Ch. 15) Inspiration: This sporking right here Rating: ![]() I love how every shenanigan gets piled up like Franziska whipping Larry, Trucy hijacking the Management, The Sporking Theatre being renamed, accusations, and medics getting involved. Nice sporking for that one. ![]() |
Author: | Pepper Cake [ Sat Dec 31, 2022 4:17 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
SPORKING SESSION COMMENCE CHRISTMAS SPORKING A Very John Phoenix Christmas by atoz.squash Rating: ![]() ![]() Sporking Theatre The theatre has been mysteriously decorated with glistened garlands, Christmas balls, and sparkling golden stars. There are also two Christmas trees, one on the right side and the left side on the entrance, with various colorful gifts, from small to large readily opened, making this season wholesome for the entrance of the Sporkers. Speaking of the sporkers... For this Christmas season… I will give the floor to the Sporkers on this lovely holiday. ![]() "Hey, hey, it's not nice for you to wake up and decide to request us to spork right away at Christmas." ![]() "This guy, again?" Edgeworth: Hmph! It seems it's you and me for now. Trucy: Well, considering Daddy has to recover from the last sporking session. Edgeworth: Yes, but for several months after? Trucy: Kind of. Edgeworth: And Mr. Justice? Trucy: Well, not feeling well. Edgeworth: But that's more than a year. Trucy: Well- Management: Wow, it quickly reminds me what will be the fate of the next sporkers for John Phoenix fanfics. Edgeworth: Management, I am hoping that none of the two of us will perish from this sporking session. Management: Don't worry. What you're sporking now is just a cakewalk. For clarification, I only need less number of sporkers for a less-number-of-word fic. Trucy: Hmm. That's what you always say before a disaster. Management: Hey, what am I going to say? I am going to drag Apollo and Phoenix in the future, so don't worry…yet. Edgeworth: Wait, what? Management: But that's the session for another day…or if it were to be existing. Trucy: (gulp) Management: Well, let's get into it. Spoiler: SPORKING Spoiler: COMMENT (The light turned on, signaling the end of a sporking session) Trucy: Oh, that's it? That's what you want us to spork. Management: Well, if you want another, then I'm happy to oblige. Trucy: No, no. Edgeworth: I think it's time for us to go. Management: Oh, before you do that. I have an update on the third John Phoenix story you're going to spork. Edgeworth: Oh no, we're not going to do that. Management: According to his Twitter, he already created 45,000 words if what he says is true. So, don't get your expectation low. Trucy: (gulps) Management: But another news right is that he was banned from the fanfiction.net and their forum of the same website hit very low. Edgeworth: Oh wow. That's good news for us. No more troll fics for us to spork. Trucy: Relief. Management: Well, Merry Christmas anyway and just get out now. The sporkers left the theatre, joyfully knowing that their sporking session of John Phoenix fics is finally over. However, will this guy create another account and come back to make another fic for the Sporkers to spork? Or is he going to troll another one because of his need for approval for his self-insert character? Is there going to be a third John Phoenix novel readily to be sporked? Time will tell. FIN |
Author: | FeenieForSmash [ Sat Feb 25, 2023 3:41 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
Has anyone here heard of objection.lol? Maybe someone here could make some of the best sporkings on here in that format. I would find it incredibly funny. I'd do it myself, but I'm too busy. |
Author: | SplilerFoiler [ Thu Feb 01, 2024 10:00 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
He's back: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14291113/1/P ... bout-sugar |
Author: | LuckyGi [ Thu Aug 22, 2024 9:43 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
Hello everyone! I've been reading the sporks in this thread for the past few weeks and decided that I wanted to try my hand at creating one! I hope you enjoy! Today's Sporking: MANFRED IN CRACKLAND Rating: ![]() I don't even know where to begin with this one. I could go on all day about how bad this fic is, but to sum it up, this fic is quite possibly the purest definition of a crackfic I've ever seen. It doesn't just feel like the author was high on crack while they wrote it; it also feels like you are on crack for even reading it. Also, I'll probably have to censor a couple of words towards the end, and even more so in future chapters. Alright, now it is time to meet our wonderful sporkers! Phoenix Wright! ![]() *sigh* "It feels like this place will never truly go away, will it?" Maya Fey! ![]() "I just hope it isn't another lemon-fic..." Miles Edgeworth! ![]() "Let's just get this over with, shall we?" (We begin with our sporkers finding themselves back in the Sporking Theater, noticing that it looks a bit more dusty than usual. The dim lighting barely cuts through the haze of dust floating in the air, and cobwebs hang like old curtains from the corners of the room.) Phoenix: ACHOO! Ugh, when was the last time someone actually used this place? It looks like it's been abandoned for years!" Maya: "I can't believe they dragged us back in here! Couldn't they at least have cleaned up a bit? This place needs a visit from the health inspector!" Edgeworth: "Indeed. The condition of this theater is beyond unacceptable. As soon as I entered this godforsaken theater, I was immediately covered in cobwebs. I was under the impression that we had been retired from this... duty. And yet, here we are." (Suddenly, the crackle of old speakers echoes through the theater, followed by the voice of who is presumed to be the Management.) Speakers: "Welcome back, everyone. It's been a while, hasn't it?" Phoenix: "Yeah, we noticed. What happened? Did you forget we existed until now?" Maya: "And what's with all the dust? This place looks like it hasn't seen a broom in years!" Speakers: "Budget cuts. We had to let the cleaning staff go. It's amazing how much dust collects in less than two years. And as for you all, well, there's been a... revival of interest in these sporkings. So here you are." Edgeworth: "A revival of interest? Or just a lack of anyone else willing to subject themselves to this nonsense?" Speakers: "Let's just say it's a bit of both. Now, if you could all take your seats, we'll get started." (The sporkers exchange exasperated glances before reluctantly making their way to their usual seats. Phoenix plops down with a sigh, Maya fidgets in her chair, and Edgeworth sits rigidly, still brushing off the last remnants of cobwebs.) Phoenix: "This is going to be a long session, isn't it?" Maya: "At least it won't be as bad as the last time I was here... right?" Edgeworth: "One can only hope. Let's just try to survive this." (The lights dim further as the screen flickers to life, signaling the start of whatever horrors await our sporkers.) Spoiler: So, what do you think of it? Please give me criticism so I can learn what to work on! For example, I had a hard time determining if the sporkers should laugh at the absurdity of the fic, or be horrified. I also think that I may have made the sporkers overreact at times. Like the management said, I probably won't continue sporking this fic unless a punishment sporking is needed. This fic was hard to spork, not because of a lack of things to spork, but because there was so much that it was overwhelming. I hope you all (the five people who still use this forum ![]() ![]() UPDATE: I probably won't be doing the AAI special after all. ![]() I won't say much, but a lot has come up in my life, and i don't have the time to finish writing it. I finished about half of it, which is 1.5/3 fics i was planning on sporking. I might post it as a standalone for the one I finished and finish the one i was writing, but no promises. |
Author: | Pepper Cake [ Mon Jan 13, 2025 3:30 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
SPORKING SESSION COMMENCE THE ANOMALY OF HURT COMFORT FICTION uncle phoenix tries to kill himself (trigger warning) (hurtcomfort) Rating: ![]() ![]() ![]() Sporking Theatre At long last, is it finally the time for the infamous OC John Phoenix to apologize to his uncle, Phoenix Wright? Before that, let us give our hands of appreciation and respect to our wonderful sporkers who will endure another John-Phoenix fanfiction. ![]() “Hey, hey, I thought we were now moving on from this whole “John Phoenix” disaster” ![]() “If there is something I learned from the past months, I should be awarded ‘Best Sporker Attendance.’” And unfortunately, since Phoenix Wright calls in “sick”, we would like to recognize the figure, the legend, the hero, who will be representing Phoenix Wright… Welcome back! ![]() “Hey, I thought we finished this one. And why is my tag name Phoenix Wright?” Trucy: Polly, welcome back! It has been a long since we sporked together, huh? Phoenix: Hey, Trucy. I can’t believe I will return to this place, let alone sporking John Phoenix. Edgeworth: Yeah, I don’t know where I can start. And I’m not sure if this is a theatre anymore or an under-utilized warehouse where we are “kidnapped” and forced to endure another crappy fiction. Trucy: Indeed, the last time I visited here, it was decorated with holiday Christmas decorations. What just happened? Speaker: Ahh, welcome back, Ace Sporkers! Phoenix: Yes! Also, there is one issue there. My tag name is Phoenix Wright, but not my name. Can you fix it? Edgeworth: And think of it, since you’re here, what’s this news and update about John Phoenix this time? Speaker: Alright, that’s too many questions. Where should I begin? First of all, let’s just say I’m too poor to fund and operate this theatre, so I’m more of a seasonal part-time manager here as the utility staff and operators have already left a long time ago. Trucy: Oh, it makes sense. Speaker: And second, let’s just say it’s my emergency protocol that your name tag is Phoenix Wright since our story revolves around the character Phoenix Wright. Phoenix: And you don’t drag Mr. Wright in here. Speaker: Well, we wanted to. But given your lack of appearance in the John-Phoenix fic sporking session, we thought it would be our opportunity to have you attend without any questions. Phoenix: Wait, what- Speaker: About our updates about John Phoenix, they are still there with his OC John Phoenix, of course. Edgeworth: Hmm… Phoenix: Manag- Speaker: So, any further questions? Phoenix: Hey, abo- Speaker: Good. Sit down and enjoy! (The theatre goes dark, and the projector is already set. It leaves the sporker to gulp and sit in the dusty theatre seats, not knowing what would happen next.) Spoiler: Trucy: Management, you don’t have to remind us of this diabolical fiction we already sporked. Phoenix: Yes, nrrgh! You just make us remember how bad we are in this fiction. Speaker: Right … anyways, how’s this fiction? Is this good, bad, or whatever you want to say? Edgeworth: Let’s just say that this author hasn’t improved, as proven by this fanfiction we sporked. Speaker: Right, so, would the three of you comment on this fiction as an ending statement to conclude this sporking session? Phoenix: Right, let me go first… What the heck is this fanfiction anyway that outright bullies Mr. Wright? And what’s the point of the theme of hurt-comfort fic, anyway? Trucy: True; I mean, it’s more like inserting John Phoenix’s nice action to Daddy rather than John Phoenix’s redemption and realization of how he treats Daddy harshly. Edgeworth: And most of all, you make my characterization wrong. And what’s with this shark-jumping plot element and an unnecessary breaking of the fourth wall? Make it a pure, meaningful, hurt-comfort fiction as much as possible! But I think I shouldn’t expect more from the creator of John Phoenix, whatever it may be. Trucy: Also, for my comment in this sporking session, please don’t make us remember all our miserable parts of the fiction from John Phoenix. We just want to forget all of it as much as possible. Speaker: Aww, but the point of this sporking session is for the audience to see all of you suffer from the fic’s dreadiness. All: … Speaker: No comment, pfft, anyway. In the meantime, I will let you all go for now and expect another sporking session... for a month or a year whenever the Management is active again. So, toodles! Trucy: That’s not reassuring. Phoenix: Well, another month or year to rest from sporking. Trucy: I agree… Daddy! Edgeworth: So, another case you’re working on, Mr. Wright? Phoenix: (realized that his name tag hadn’t changed yet) Please, not you two! FIN |
Author: | Pepper Cake [ Sat Feb 08, 2025 8:20 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Let's spork some horrible Fanfiction! |
SPORKING SESSION COMMENCE Sporking the Worst Ace Attorney Fanfic, According to Reddit Just Lean On My Shoulder and You'll be Fine A reply to an 8-year-old Reddit post: The worst AA fanfic I've ever read Rating: ![]() ![]() Would the sporkers endure in what was considered the worst Ace Attorney fanfiction, according to Reddit? It's February, and it's time to embrace some of the shipping stories with classic story tropes. Here are your sporkers! ![]() “Here, I thought we might last another year without sporking.” ![]() “Wait, should we really spork a shipping fic?” ![]() “I might as well disappear as Mr. Wright did last time!” And to celebrate the localization of Ace Attorney Miles Edgeworth 2… we introduce you to our guest, the legend… ![]() “Even in the depths of night, when no other bird dares to take flight, one alone soars to shine the light of righteousness on the world's blight! And that one is me! For I am the Great Thief, Yatagarasu!” Edgeworth: Kay, you're really making me memorize your dramatic speech. Kay: Well, someone has to know that I am a Great Thief who works from day to night stealing the truth from the bad ones. Phoenix: Oh, Edgeworth and Faraday, long time no see. Maya: Hi, Kay. It's nice to meet you again. Kay: Yeah, but goodness, this Sporking Theatre is in shambles. Not gonna lie, it's nth year since I’ve been here in this sporking theatre. But no matter, it seems the Great Thief should have to take care of it from now on. Speaker: Good day, sporkers. I knew you’d all be coming. Edgeworth: I'm hoping this is not some kind of terrible fanfiction. Speaker: Oh, not at all. I need your help on whether this story is indeed the worst fanfic according to a Reddit post. Kay: Reddit? Speaker: Yeah, it's like where users can post or engage in content. Maya: But I think this is where I post our advertisement video of our law firms. Or was it? Speaker: Either way, you'll be the judge of that, good lu- Kay: Wait, what just happened with our Sporking Theatre? Speaker: Ahh, yes, it's about collecting dust and rainwater every now and then. Seat? They are not even in safety standards. And I have to bring my projector, laptop, and some cheap bulbs. Maya: The snacks? Speaker: There will be no snack available until the next sporking session. Maya and Kay: Awww! Edgeworth: Wait, is there a next one? Speaker: I shouldn't have said that, though. Despite the situation, you'll have to do it with the best of patience. So, good luck-os! Kay: Hopefully, it's not that bad, right? Edgeworth: Hope is a small step and a giant leap for disaster. Phoenix: Well, let's see what happens. Shall we? (The theatre goes dark, and the projector sets on.) Spoiler: Phoenix: Nice, it seems we are successfully getting through this fiction. Maya: Yeah, and Kay, on the other hand, should have something! Kay: You and "Nick" are into something. We might as well; we don't drive muddy roads, that is! Edgeworth: Yeah.. (Driving on thin ice, that is.) Maya: Oh no, we're not. Phoenix: We’re just friends and colleagues, that is… Speaker: Anyways… Before that, I congratulate all of you for passing through this first chapter… Kay: Wait, the first chapter? Is there another one? Maya: It seems someone is masochistic here. Kay: Maya, SHH! Speaker: … Either way, about the next chapter, I'm unsure if there is something out from this story you can spork. Edgeworth: Ehh, why not we end there? Speaker: … That's not how it works, Mr. Edgeworth. While it's true that it may be boring, I have something to spice something up. Phoenix: Huh, then what do you mean? Speaker: Let me show you your creative moments in this story. Open, my crime reconstruction: the visual anguish of what-if! — Kay: Do you want a revolutionary technology to change the world? Here, I introduce you to a Nokia Slaphone, where you are efficient enough to slap someone with just a hold of your phone. 150 kiloNewton of force guaranteed! With 100 kilojoules of energy, maximum storage! — Maya: My added bonus of making me your wife is that you can talk to your dead loved ones! Kay: If I were your wife, I could even help you steal something valuable. 99% chance of not getting caught, guaranteed! Speaker: The Management advises Maya Fey and Kay Faraday not to make this sporking theatre a Tinder dating app or a criminal hideout for thievery! — Maya: And the divorce officer is to be allowed a divorce within 10 seconds? Wow, what a great business idea. Kay: Nice idea! I might as well be a priestess. Maya: Yeah, as a divorce officer. Edgeworth: (A great business idea doesn't necessarily route to a career change) — Kay: Wow, look how happy we are. Maya: Indeed! Speaker: So, here is my mandatory challenge for you sporkers… … Speaker: Make a 1-minute video. All: Make a what! Speaker: The video that advertises and promotes a sporking session and the theatre itself. Phoenix: Hmm, familiar… Maya: Do you remember that we used to make an advertising video about our law firm? Phoenix: Oh, I did. Speaker: Exactly; additionally, this advertisement has to synthesize all of these three creative puns you make: (1) the “Nokia Slaphone”; (2) the potentiality of our Sporking Theatre as Tinder or a hideout; (3) A weird shift to the career of priestess and divorce officer. Kay: Why does this guy remind me of my high school teacher? Edgeworth: Wait, we really have to make all of these. This is too much of a hassle. Maya: Yeah, we don't have much time and place to make all of these. Speaker: Well, there is one… All: Huh? Speaker: This sporking theatre, and for the next chapter of our Sporking session for Chapter 2! All: NOOOOOOO! Coming soon, Chapter 2! |
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