BLONKERS!
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Location: Canada! In the courtroom!
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The foxy ladies can't resist my sandwich
Gender: Male
Location: The land of Leprechauns and alcoholism.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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English Attorney
Gender: Male
Location: Defending English Justice in the Courtroom
Rank: Suspect
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: let me start this case by saying...
: OI!
: Don't you know who I am?
: Um...you're...
: IM PHOENIX WRIGHT! BITCH!
: I'm gonna LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!
: I rest my case
: ...Wow...
Official Voice Actor for Newgrounds!
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Location: Michigan
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Joined: Wed May 09, 2007 11:54 pm
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Animator who plays PW and watches ZIM :D
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Location: New York
Rank: Desk Jockey
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Who knows, anymore?
Gender: Male
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:58 am
Posts: 412

Official Voice Actor for Newgrounds!
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Location: Michigan
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Wed May 09, 2007 11:54 pm
Posts: 7
Who knows, anymore?
Gender: Male
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:58 am
Posts: 412

BIKE MONEY!
Gender: Male
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:40 pm
Posts: 957
: Goodmorning, viewers. It's 12 AM, and we have exciting news on the trial ageanst Mike Meekins in the murder case of Lana Skye.
: Mike Meekins has been found 'Not Guilty', after Lana Skye herself ran into the courtroom shouting "I'm not dead! I'm not dead, you morons."
: We have a reporter on the stage, live, from the courthouse.
: We're currently in the middle of investigating what happened, but I can say that we are currently suspecting that the Autopsy repport has been faked.
: It was not possible to get a comment from the defense attorney, mr. Phoenix Wright, but he was quoted to have said "Thank god nobody died this time, I'm sick of all these murders."
PHOENIX NOOOOOOO
: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

: (sweating)Alright, I confess, I murdered Grossburg!
: (triumphant) OK, why?
: (thinking) He was beating me in "Most disturbing obese man" polls.
: (shocked)Wait, he was murdered?
: (quizecall) What did you THINK?
: I was sure his stomach exploded.
: (remeniscient) Ah, Grossburg. You will be missed about as much as... Stalin. (annoyed) Wait, not even.
: .....
: That's hot!
: Yeah, I know! *sips DarzieP*
: let me start this case by saying...
: OI!
: Don't you know who I am?
: Um...you're...
: IM PHOENIX WRIGHT! BITCH!
: I'm gonna LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!
: I rest my case
: ...Wow...

Who knows, anymore?
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Rank: Medium-in-training
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Official Voice Actor for Newgrounds!
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The foxy ladies can't resist my sandwich
Gender: Male
Location: The land of Leprechauns and alcoholism.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:15 pm
Posts: 4848
Official Voice Actor for Newgrounds!
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Location: Michigan
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Wed May 09, 2007 11:54 pm
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Solicitor for the Defence
Gender: None specified
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:11 am
Posts: 20
ROCK AND ROLL! HIGH SPEED!
Gender: Female
Location: Inside Edgey's closet. Shhhh! Don't tell him I'm here!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:48 pm
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The foxy ladies can't resist my sandwich
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Rank: Ace Attorney
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Posts: 4848
...
OMG HAWTNESS SHWING!
That's hot!
Yeah, I know! *sips coffee*
WTF? She has like, no titties whatsoever...
Like shut the fuck up.
Like fuck you sister.
I'm gonna like, fuck you up.
I never knew ice coffee could be used to strangle someone...
Um...that's hot?
No it's not dumbass. *walks away*
"Too Awesome to Die"
Gender: Male
Location: New Arcadia
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:01 pm
Posts: 712
Hey Nick, what was it like when you applied for a job at Mia's law offices?
........
OK, now for my first interview for my junior partner.
Hey Ms. Fey. I'm here for my interview.
OK, I'll need your name...
Oh, come on. Don't you remember me?
We've met?
Maybe this will refresh your memory. *reaches into pocket*
Now do you remember.
Ah damnit! What are you doing here?

ROCK AND ROLL! HIGH SPEED!
Gender: Female
Location: Inside Edgey's closet. Shhhh! Don't tell him I'm here!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:48 pm
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The foxy ladies can't resist my sandwich
Gender: Male
Location: The land of Leprechauns and alcoholism.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:15 pm
Posts: 4848
ROCK AND ROLL! HIGH SPEED!
Gender: Female
Location: Inside Edgey's closet. Shhhh! Don't tell him I'm here!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:48 pm
Posts: 1061
Hmm... Your stupidity amuses me so....
Gender: None specified
Location: Northern VA
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:28 pm
Posts: 159

Dig yourself! Lazarus, dig yourself!!!
Gender: Male
Location: Cervia, Italy (lost in the fog)
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:42 pm
Posts: 106
Well, mr. Wright, let me test you. How was the victim killed?
Easy! *shows up a photo of the crime scene, the body has a big knife on his back* He was DROWNED!
No, Nick!
Then... he was thrown off a skyscraper?
What?
He was poisoned with mushrooms! Or died in a car accident!
He's an idiot!
Killed with a poisonous tribal dart! Run over by a high-speed train! Jumped off an airplane by mistake! Struck by a falling piano! *as he talks, his voice increases on speed until he just makes squeaky sounds*
*angry* Come on, pal! He was stabbed with a knife!
*gets suddendly VERY angry, with red glowing eyes, and talks with a very deep growling voice* BULLSHIT! I'M PHOENIX WRIGHT, AND I'M NEVER WRONG!!!

Daian gets what he wants.
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Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:20 pm
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Thats hot.
Daian gets what he wants.
Gender: None specified
Rank: Medium-in-training
Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:20 pm
Posts: 423
Official Voice Actor for Newgrounds!
Gender: None specified
Location: Michigan
Rank: Suspect
Joined: Wed May 09, 2007 11:54 pm
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: HEY EVERYONE, I have an announcement to make!
*Sings the "I'm not Wearing Underpants Today song*
: <<< that expression
: Edgeworth, As you can see here, your evidence CLEARLY is falsified information!
: This... this is BLASPHEMY! THis is MADNESS!
: Madness?.... THIS.... IS.... 
The foxy ladies can't resist my sandwich
Gender: Male
Location: The land of Leprechauns and alcoholism.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:15 pm
Posts: 4848
: Edgeworth, As you can see here, your evidence CLEARLY is falsified information!
: This... this is BLASPHEMY! THis is MADNESS!
: Madness?.... THIS.... IS.... 
Lady Luckless
Gender: Female
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:39 pm
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The foxy ladies can't resist my sandwich
Gender: Male
Location: The land of Leprechauns and alcoholism.
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:15 pm
Posts: 4848
*Insert Twilight Zone Music here*
Gender: None specified
Location: In your closet
Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:02 am
Posts: 71

BIKE MONEY!
Gender: Male
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:40 pm
Posts: 957
*wait*
: No! I'm know you did those lines!
: But-
: No! You sound to similar to be a fake! *shot*
...
OMG HAWTNESS SHWING!
That's hot!
Yeah, I know! *sips coffee*
WTF? She has like, no titties whatsoever...
Like shut the fuck up.
Like fuck you sister.
I'm gonna like, fuck you up.
I never knew ice coffee could be used to strangle someone...
Um...that's hot?
No it's not dumbass. *walks away*
Hey Nick, what was it like when you applied for a job at Mia's law offices?
........
OK, now for my first interview for my junior partner.
Hey Ms. Fey. I'm here for my interview.
OK, I'll need your name...
Oh, come on. Don't you remember me?
We've met?
Maybe this will refresh your memory. *reaches into pocket*
Now do you remember.
Ah damnit! What are you doing here?
*covered in thongs*
Well, mr. Wright, let me test you. How was the victim killed?
Easy! *shows up a photo of the crime scene, the body has a big knife on his back* He was DROWNED!
No, Nick!
Then... he was thrown off a skyscraper?
What?
He was poisoned with mushrooms! Or died in a car accident!
He's an idiot!
Killed with a poisonous tribal dart! Run over by a high-speed train! Jumped off an airplane by mistake! Struck by a falling piano! *as he talks, his voice increases on speed until he just makes squeaky sounds*
*angry* Come on, pal! He was stabbed with a knife!
*gets suddendly VERY angry, with red glowing eyes, and talks with a very deep growling voice* BULLSHIT! I'M PHOENIX WRIGHT, AND I'M NEVER WRONG!!!
: HEY EVERYONE, I have an announcement to make!
*Sings the "I'm not Wearing Underpants Today song*
: <<< that expression
: Edgeworth, As you can see here, your evidence CLEARLY is falsified information!
: This... this is BLASPHEMY! THis is MADNESS!
: Madness?.... THIS.... IS.... 
: This is madness!
: Madness?...
: This is HOT!
: Yeah, we all KNOW that RevFirst's joke was lame. *sips Spartan coffee*
Fabu♥
Gender: Female
Location: Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:18 pm
Posts: 807
Science: It's cuter than ever
Gender: Female
Location: Michigan
Rank: Prosecutor
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:25 am
Posts: 999

ROCK AND ROLL! HIGH SPEED!
Gender: Female
Location: Inside Edgey's closet. Shhhh! Don't tell him I'm here!
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:48 pm
Posts: 1061
Gender: Male
Location: The Shadow Realm
Rank: Ace Attorney
Joined: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:37 pm
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Live life to the full
Gender: Female
Location: England
Rank: Decisive Witness
Joined: Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:52 pm
Posts: 184
Mr. Edgeworth, who is this doll from?
...
Don't tell me it's from the old bag!
Don't you two have something better to do than badger me about some toy I was sent!?
(I knew it, it's from Oldbag!)
Is there something going on here that I don't know about?
NO!!
The foxy ladies can't resist my sandwich
Gender: Male
Location: The land of Leprechauns and alcoholism.
Rank: Ace Attorney
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OMG! I'm on 220V!
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Rank: Desk Jockey
Joined: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:13 pm
Posts: 91
: HEY EVERYONE, I have an announcement to make!
*Sings the "I'm not Wearing Underpants Today song*
: <<< that expression
GET A JOB!
Thank you!

Hmm... Your stupidity amuses me so....
Gender: None specified
Location: Northern VA
Rank: Decisive Witness
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Posts: 159

Official Chinami Fan
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