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GUYS THIS IS A SERIOUS QUESTION!
That's not correct grammar, isn't it? It feels so.. weird. Or am I just being stupid here?
It's not correct. Happen is the present, happened is the past.
They say beer it make you dumb, but it are go good with pizza.
Now I have to reread it because not only did
*EDIT* After quick review, I get it. The full impact of this I don't know, but at least now I'm on the same page as everyone else!
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..."Okay, Chef! Mr. Badcock just ordered a hot dog!" ...How do you hear that phase and NOT laugh? The chef has the hardest job in the world.
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..."Okay, Chef! Mr. Badcock just ordered a hot dog!" ...How do you hear that phase and NOT laugh? The chef has the hardest job in the world.
Actually, the chef is Jean Armstrong. He enjoys thinking about it. It gets him in the mood for some serious hot dog preparation.
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..."Okay, Chef! Mr. Badcock just ordered a hot dog!" ...How do you hear that phase and NOT laugh? The chef has the hardest job in the world.
Actually, the chef is Jean Armstrong. He enjoys thinking about it. It gets him in the mood for some serious hot dog preparation.
P-Please... No more...
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..."Okay, Chef! Mr. Badcock just ordered a hot dog!" ...How do you hear that phase and NOT laugh? The chef has the hardest job in the world.
Actually, the chef is Jean Armstrong. He enjoys thinking about it. It gets him in the mood for some serious hot dog preparation.
P-Please... No more...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--PLEASE, L, UPDATE SO I WON'T HAVE TO RESORT TO THIS CRAP TO MAKE CONVERSTION!!!!
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GUYS THIS IS A SERIOUS QUESTION!
That's not correct grammar, isn't it? It feels so.. weird. Or am I just being stupid here?
It's not correct. Happen is the present, happened is the past.
I KNEW I WASN'T CRAZY! I KNEW IT!
And this:
YOU GUYS ARE SCARING ME SERIOUSLY.
I've gotta go to bed soon and I DIDN'T PLAN ON HAVING ANY NIGHTMARES.
Happy thoughts.. happy thoughts..
Come and join us singing hurray~
PeanutpeanutpeanutpeanutYAY!
WTF is a Goofy Goober? And why the hell can't I find the fucking song D:
..That was a very litteral translation of Spongebob's peanutsong in my language.
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Before I wasn't really paying attention to that detail...
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...But it involved Armstrong >_<
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...But it involved Armstrong >_<
True. And Armstrong was forged by Asmodeus, Demon Lord of Lust, to be the epitome of homosexual genderbending men. He was supposed to be beautiful and cause the entire human population to fall into sinful desires. But, being a Lord of Lust, Asmodeus was unable to concentrate properly and Armstrong was corrupted. All this was way too lengthy to describe in game however. That's why very few know of this fact.
His intended purpose to be the desire of all humanity is what leads him to be so flamboyant. He's an attention whore.
And if you believe that, I have abridge I'd like to sell you.....
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Comic No. 42#, "Hot Dog" has been uploaded.
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Comic No. 42#, "Hot Dog" has been uploaded.
If I'm not mistaken (which is always a possibility
), the hot dog that appears in the evidence pane has ketchup on it. Even though Badcock clearly orders it with mustard, and comments on how he likes his hot dogs with mustard. 
This more than likely has little to no difference to the story but I thought I'd point it out.
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Comic No. 42#, "Hot Dog" has been uploaded.
If I'm not mistaken (which is always a possibility
), the hot dog that appears in the evidence pane has ketchup on it. Even though Badcock clearly orders it with mustard, and comments on how he likes his hot dogs with mustard. This more than likely has little to no difference to the story but I thought I'd point it out.
A CONTRADICTION!
*cornered music plays*
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Comic No. 42#, "Hot Dog" has been uploaded.
If I'm not mistaken (which is always a possibility
), the hot dog that appears in the evidence pane has ketchup on it. Even though Badcock clearly orders it with mustard, and comments on how he likes his hot dogs with mustard. This more than likely has little to no difference to the story but I thought I'd point it out.
A CONTRADICTION!
*cornered music plays*
Kristoph: OBECTION! This piece of evidence clearly contradicts the witness's last statement!
Judge: How exactly is a hot dog and this case related?
Kristoph: Well, Mr. Badcock likes mustard on his hot dogs, and this hot dog clearly has ketchup....
<silence falls on courtroom>
Judge: You're going to have to do better than that Mr. Gavin.
<penalty explosion>
Kristoph: Maybe I'm on the wrong track here....
Badcock: Anyway, as I was saying....
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We should have the hotdog testify!
: listen to the hotdog!
: Dodalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
: That's one annoying hotdog.(A cookie to anyone who gets the reference.)
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Perhaps. I'm unsure (I did recheck) if that's really mustard or just the lighting on the hot dog bun....
But regardless, no ketchup was ordered. And yet there is an unmistakable
Unless....
And L: I thought I was only one allowed to make Perfect Hair Forever references! You'll be hearing from my legal team!
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anyway, a cookie.
And there is mustard on that hotdog. I garuantee you.
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anyway, a cookie.
And there is mustard on that hotdog. I garuantee you.
AHA!! I WAS RIGHT! THIS DID HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CASE! I'M THE MAN!!
In exchange for the cookie and your mustard garwantee, I will drop all charged against you. <take five, boys>
And I've never quoted it to you. But IRL, I do all the time. You had no idea of the infringements you were committing, but there are lots of people out there that make legal infringements that don't intend to and have to PAY THE PRICE ANYWAY!!!! <foams at the mouth and dies>
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anyway, a cookie.
And there is mustard on that hotdog. I garuantee you.
AHA!! I WAS RIGHT! THIS DID HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CASE! I'M THE MAN!!
In exchange for the cookie and your mustard garwantee, I will drop all charged against you. <take five, boys>
And I've never quoted it to you. But IRL, I do all the time. You had no idea of the infringements you were committing, but there are lots of people out there that make legal infringements that don't intend to and have to PAY THE PRICE ANYWAY!!!! <foams at the mouth and dies>
I'm afraid that without proof. Your claims have no basis. I will now declare my verdict. The court finds the defendant:
The court is adjourned!
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anyway, a cookie.
And there is mustard on that hotdog. I garuantee you.
AHA!! I WAS RIGHT! THIS DID HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CASE! I'M THE MAN!!
In exchange for the cookie and your mustard garwantee, I will drop all charged against you. <take five, boys>
And I've never quoted it to you. But IRL, I do all the time. You had no idea of the infringements you were committing, but there are lots of people out there that make legal infringements that don't intend to and have to PAY THE PRICE ANYWAY!!!! <foams at the mouth and dies>
I'm afraid that without proof. Your claims have no basis. I will now declare my verdict. The court finds the defendant: The court is adjourned!<flashes cocky smile>
I'm sorry, did we go to court? I'm pretty sure we settled out of court (1 cookie and 1 garwantee of mustard), so I dropped my charges.
Did you settle, then force me to take you to court! Ludacris!
That being said, you guys are the worst prosecutors ever! Edgeworth's the only one that had a single on-screen victory.
YOU DISAPPOINT HYPNOGANT.
YOU WILL BE PUNISHED.
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You disappoint HypnoGant.
You will be punished.
Who was thhat one aimed at?
Also, you do not speak for Hypnogant. I DO. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOGANT.
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..Oh wait, there's actually a hot dog in it.
...
Lind, I'm gonna sue you once. Once. You tore my innosence apart :'c
No I'm not, just kidding.
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..Oh wait, there's actually a hot dog in it.
...
Lind, I'm gonna sue you once. Once. You tore my innosence apart :'c
How did the mere mention of a hotdog ruin your innocence?
Anyway,
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Anyway, I was talking to my legal team.
And I don't speak for HypnoGant. HypnoGant spoke through me, as his voice is too perfect to be wasted on pathetic failures such as the prosecutors.
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Anyway, I was talking to my legal team.
And I don't speak for HypnoGant. HypnoGant spoke through me, as his voice is too perfect to be wasted on pathetic failures such as the prosecutors.
But you didn't speak in capitals.,,
IMPOSTER!
Anyway, I have a contract stating that Hypnogant may only speak through me. Any others are imposters.
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Oh you crazy not-Americans
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Anyway, I was talking to my legal team.
And I don't speak for HypnoGant. HypnoGant spoke through me, as his voice is too perfect to be wasted on pathetic failures such as the prosecutors.
But you didn't speak in capitals.,,
IMPOSTER!
Anyway, I have a contract stating that Hypnogant may only speak through me. Any others are imposters.
For one, contracts mean nothing to the HypnoGant.
For another, you weren't online. And those failures needed to be punished. I was used in such an emergency.
Don't worry, you're still his favorite.
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Anyway, I was talking to my legal team.
And I don't speak for HypnoGant. HypnoGant spoke through me, as his voice is too perfect to be wasted on pathetic failures such as the prosecutors.
But you didn't speak in capitals.,,
IMPOSTER!
Anyway, I have a contract stating that Hypnogant may only speak through me. Any others are imposters.
For one, contracts mean nothing to the HypnoGant.
For another, you weren't online. And those failures needed to be punished. I was used in such an emergency.
Don't worry, you're still his favorite.
But I made him. And I can unmake him. That is our contract.
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Oh you crazy not-Americans
WE INVENTED ENGLISH (Hence it's name) SO WE SPEAK IT CORRECTLY.
That is all.
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Anyway, can't wait to see what happens next, Lind. The thief...is...
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Anyway, can't wait to see what happens next, Lind. The thief...is...
I'm afraid that Hypnogant cannot hypnotize me. Besides, i'm not going to delete him, because he's not going to betray me.
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Comics 43 and 44 are up.
Incidentally, i've noticed that Big Corporate Things is expanding, so i've set up a rival company:
You see, if Greeny's company is big enough, he can sue me better... so I made a rival company.
You may call copyright infringement, Greeny, but now I can have Kurtis defend me and win!
Still not convinced? The you can FUCK my wife!
: Fuck away!Two, four, even six times! But never three.
: Never threeeeeeee...
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Comics 43 and 44 are up.
Incidentally, i've noticed that Big Corporate Things is expanding, so i've set up a rival company:
You see, if Greeny's company is big enough, he can sue me better... so I made a rival company.
You may call copyright infringement, Greeny, but now I can have Kurtis defend me and win!
Still not convinced? The you can FUCK my wife!
: Fuck away!Two, four, even six times! But never three.
: Never threeeeeeee...o.O What?
Anyway, Greeny would never win because you have Kurtis and he'll have the support of my legal team!
A Deadly Alliance Indeed.
AND WHY DID YOU STOP ON LIKE THAT?! UGH!
"Now that you mention it..." THE END
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Comics 43 and 44 are up.
Incidentally, i've noticed that Big Corporate Things is expanding, so i've set up a rival company:
You see, if Greeny's company is big enough, he can sue me better... so I made a rival company.
You may call copyright infringement, Greeny, but now I can have Kurtis defend me and win!
Still not convinced? The you can FUCK my wife!
: Fuck away!Two, four, even six times! But never three.
: Never threeeeeeee...o.O What?
Anyway, Greeny would never win because you have Kurtis and he'll have the support of my legal team!
A Deadly Alliance Indeed.
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