Episode 1: Traditions


Episode 2: Edgeworth



Episode 3: Commercials'n'cheese


Episode 4: PW Retirement



Episode 5: More_Godot


Episode 6: Prottos_Liek_Pylons

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Last edited by Insani99999 on Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:30 pm, edited 7 times in total.

Ha! Me likes random! That was good.

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Episode 2: Edgeworth
PHOENIX!
What?
Edgeworth got in trouble again!
For what?
Apperantly...In his apartment...A person walked in, since the door was unlocked... and edgeworth was...
Yes?
HUMPING A PILLOW! HE'S IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!
You have got to be kidding me.
C'mon niiiiiick...
This is stupid.
Nicky boy. Respect your elders.
SHE'S NOT MY ELDER!
...oh. Slight miscalculation there. Bye then.
-_- What is wrogn with people these days?!
CMON! Defend him!
Fine Fine...

*at the detention center*

NICK?! NICK?! I will be put to jail... soon... There's nothing either of us can do. I did it. I commited the crime.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL!
I want you to know something, Feenie... I've been gay for you all my life...
WHAAAAAT?!
It's true. Everyday i fantasize of what life would be like if we were coupled.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Just Joking.
Phew. Anyway, you were...Pillowhumping?
I couldn't stop! It was if somewhere far far away a fangirl was humping a pillow pretending that that pillow was me...
Hmmm...
But, I am doomed. I commited the crime, nevertheless.
This comic is getting long! You know what that means! RAPE! ^_^
Go away you fat loser.
EY! DON'T CALL ME FAT YOU FUCKING JEW!
I'm not a jew. -_- And your just stealing a quote from southpark.
You noticed? Fuck.

*at the courtroom*

Edgeworth? To think that i would see you come as a new young schnapper and see you live as an old evil pillowhumper...
This is the end...
I OBJECT!
:wacky-edgey: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
This Defendant was hypotized at the time---
Yes?
There's no music playing that implies im doing good!
Oh yeah. Sorry we had to cut spending.
Very Well! HE WAS HYNOTIZED BY A FANGIRL HUMPING A PILLOW PRETENDING IT WAS HIM!
Oh yeah. That makes sense. Prosecution? Your words?
...Phoenix... We meet again, this time, on the battlefield.
ZENITOR--- i mean TIGRE?!
That's right! It's me you Xin Eohp!
My god...
Maya, you and your "friend" are going DOWN!
IT'S AYAM! SHE WASNT A MYTH AFTER ALL!
Screw you guys. We need a comercial break.

*commercial break*
Ever wandered who it was that drops evidence for nick?
That's right, me!
But nick was no appreciative and locked me up!
Now I need donations to bust meo ut so i can help defense lawyers aroudn the world!
*end of comercial break*

Hmm... OK!
I have decided that after gatherign the facts, edgeworth is not guilty!
Hey that's my jo---
SHUT UP MAN-FAG.
KK.

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Episode 3: Commercials'n'cheese
Maya?
Yes?
It's your turn to clean the toilet!
But last time i cleaned the toilet my hand dissolved into a tentacle like merge covered in acid!
Exactly. That just happened to my hand.
BUT IM WATCHING COMMERCIALS'N'CHEESE!
What's that?

*commercials'n'cheese*
OMG
what
i must be a japanese anime character
Why?
Because i---well i dunno
ci ci
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GREAT KEEDS NOW STEECK AROUND FO' MO' COMMERCIALS'N'CHEESE!
WOOOOOH!
*/comemrcials'n'cheese*

This is stupid.
NUE!
-_- why not?
it's so clever! It tells you before you watch it that it's crap!
how?
COMMERCIALS'N'CHEESE IS THE MOST STUPID AND CRAPPIEST NAMES EVER!
Right!

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these are very good, but may i suggest that you edit the comics into the first post and use spoiler boxes to save space

Episode 4: PW Retirement

---part 1: Marshall---
Ello kids. Today i'm hunting the wild crocodile since i was fired from my old job
Crikey! A wild chair just stepped on my foot!
But--- There are no wild chairs in africa!
Wild chairs are only found in northeast africa!
What do you think this is, jake?
I think...This..is...over 9000!
WHAT 9000?!
Now it is memory times! Crikey today it's the wild west!
We used to hunt wild boogabeasts, green fast monsters!
They only came out on sundays! WE only killed 18, and it seemed that each one had killed 1 kid!
See? This is a picture of me holding a dead Boogabeast!
Uh..Jake? That's you holding a dead kid...
CRIKEY! Boogahbeasts were actually kids?
You killed 18 KIDS?!
CRIKEY!
*bang*
OW A WILD CROCODILE JUST BIT MY TOE
AAAAAAAAGH
OH MY GOD MY LEG!
CRIKEH!
CRIKEY!
IT'S PULLING OFF MY LEG!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

---Part 2: Edgeworth---
Will sell phoenix for food.
HEY YOU FAT ASSHOLE.
DONT GET CRANKY WITH ME
I AM YOUR GAWD NOW
NO YOU ARE MY DAWG NOW
Selling phoenix? Hmm...
YES!
FUCK YOU EDGY.
:D
>:(
:D
D:<
D:
D:
>:D

*hacksaw sounds*

IT BURNS IT BURNS
WHY GAWD WHY

---Part 3:Wellington---
BANANAS
WHY YOU WANT BANANAS
BECAUSE I WANAN RAPE YOUR ASS WITH BANANAS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

---Part 4: Godot---
I'm afraid you've been fired
WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCKING JOKE IS THIS
Uh..
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING ASSRAPING JOKE IS THIS
um...
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I AM NOT LEAVING
Mr---
I AM GOING TO TAKE THIS STAPLER AND MURDER IT WITH YOU
umm...
THEN I AM GOING TO POUR COFFEE INTO YOUR NOSTRILS AND THE NRAPE YOUR NOSTRILS
Blergh...
YOU WANT TO TELL ME I'M FIRED?
Uh...
I'LL THROW THIS FUCKING COFFEE INTO YOUR FACE
EEP
THEN I'LL CARVE A MAP OF NEW YORK ON YOUR FACE
EEK
So, want to tell me i'm fired?

---Part 5: Gumshoe---
Your fired
What?
Your fired
WHY'D IT HAVE TO EEEEEEND THIS WAY??
I AM A DETECTIIIIIIIIIVE
I HAVE LOTS OF WEAAAAAPONS
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!
EEP

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very funny xD

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Yeah. I'm gonna have godot with that personality

Episode 5: More_Godot
...Coffee
COFFEE
I SAID MORE FUCKING COFFEE!
I SAID MO---
Holy Shit. My Coffee man is dead.
That's the 50th fucking time my coffee man has suicided.
Which makes me wonder...
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?!
Dude i'm not dead.
WELL THEN DIE YOU FUCKTARD. GO ALONG WITH THE FUCKING STORY!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
You stupid faggot. You need to see a therapist
I WILL SEE A THERAPIST WHEN I WANT TO! NOW GIVE ME MY MOTHERFUCKING COFFEE!
YOU HAVE ANGER ISSUES!
I SAID GIMME MY FUCKING COFFEE!
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THIS TE---
*blam*
*Sip* And by suicided, i meant they piss me off until i kill them.

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Yeah. I'm gonna have godot with that personality

Episode 5: More_Godot
...Coffee
COFFEE
I SAID MORE FUCKING COFFEE!
I SAID MO---
Holy Shit. My Coffee man is dead.
That's the 50th fucking time my coffee man has suicided.
Which makes me wonder...
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?!
Dude i'm not dead.
WELL THEN DIE YOU FUCKTARD. GO ALONG WITH THE FUCKING STORY!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
You stupid faggot. You need to see a therapist
I WILL SEE A THERAPIST WHEN I WANT TO! NOW GIVE ME MY MOTHERFUCKING COFFEE!
YOU HAVE ANGER ISSUES!
I SAID GIMME MY FUCKING COFFEE!
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THIS TE---
*blam*
*Sip* And by suicided, i meant they piss me off until i kill them.

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LOL

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LOL

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This is really good! Please make more!

Episode 6:Prottos_Liek_Pylons

Uh.
What is this tiny ufo above my coffee?
Godot to UFO put down your weapons and fly away from the coffee.
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
OR WHAT?
Or i don't move away from your precious cofee-minerals!
*gasp*

DUN DUN DUUUUUUN

Hey Godot. 'Sup?
I MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS OR THIS THING WONT MOVE AWAY FROM MY COFFEE!!!

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN

And that's bad? You are such an idiot.
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
WHY DO YOU WANT PYLONS?!
They're the only pizza restauraunt in town.
-_-
This is a starcraft joke gone too far.
Agreed.
No.
ALL YOUR COFFEE ARE BELONG TO US *ufo sucks up coffee*

DUN DUN DUUUN

OH NOES. THE COFFEE IS KILLING OUR SHIP

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

LOSING POWER!

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Quit it with the Dun dun duuuuuuns!

DUN DUN DUUUUN!

I'M SERIOUS!

Oh ok.

*ufo goes boom*

That was fucked up huh?

No your fucked up *leaves*

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Another good addition! Go on!

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

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And now to post some Random:

Hi.
Did you bring the coffee?
Coffee? WHAT COFFEE?
I TOLD YOU TO BRING COFFEE!!!!!1
I thought yo usaid bring Dogs with superweapons.
WHAT?
I AM THE DOG WITH SUPERWEAPONS. WOOF
FUCK YOU BITCH
Yes Fuck me.
You sick asshole.
^_^

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Since I must be going, this is over, Sorry, but hope you all liked what i could give you ;)

Edit:

The Rare times i will find time to log on, I will update this.

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Um... not to be a Debbie Downer...

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Ha! That was funny enough to make me tip my drink all over me
But that is a crime to me so i give you a...
Court is adjourned *walks away*

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