This is a parody of the Phoenix Wright and Law and Order series. Not much more to say here.



Extremely microscopicly atomicly small Spoilers for the first case of GS 3.


Read n' Review plzkthx.

Slight spoilerish thingies for PW:AA, Case 4.








Last edited by Billiards Koopa on Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:22 am, edited 5 times in total.

Hehe, randomness. Love the title (and I thought it couldn't get beyond Lawl and Order). Interesting start and nice OC, by the by.

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*falls over laughing* LOVED it!

Just one little error: verion=version.

I'd like to see more!

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You asked for more and you got it! An update with 90% filler, 9% Comedy, .5% work, and .5% Phoenix Wright content.

Guess what! An update with less than 50% filler! It's a miracle...no, wait...its just a caffine high.

The Phoenix sprite is amazing.

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My god, that explains Phoenix's questionable income for not having cases months. XD

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Well...after a week of trying to come up with a joke caffine free I came to a startling conclusion!

I'm only funny when I'm on a caffine high.

A few DPs and Wild Cherry Pepsi's later...UPDATE!

Nice to know Godot has his priorities straight.

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*snicker* Good stuff! :)

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Eagle Wrong has to be the best alter ego of Phoenix's EVER. (Plus the name sounds cool.)

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Yay. Hair?

Oh well, That's awesome.

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I really like this comic. Looking forward to more. (P.S. Lucky dog, you have Lana as a girlfriend!)

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.......That first comic.......made my day..........several times......so hilarious! Nice job.

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I must say, these are maybe the best PW comics I've read so far. Keep them coming!

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Howdy folkies! Cheer if you missed me!

*dead silence as dead as Neil Marshall*

Oh. I see.

Well, I'm back! Sorry, but this comic is gonna have to be in smiley form. Why? Well, I took a vacation, involving a plane. Now, on that plane, I had my laptop (the only comp in my house). Well, I put it in the overhead. Didn't wanna, but I had to as I had the front row seat, and therefore no seat in front of me to put things under. Anyway, some old lady and her 80+ husband take this as an invitation to ram thier suitcase into my laptop bag. Repeatedly. Seven times. When they finally figured out "HEY! Let's put it sideways!" They had a foot of room leftover. Their suitcase had to be made of diamonds, as the douchebags managed to crush my laptop screen and snap my DS's topscreen half of, and ruin my touchscreen. Obviously, I was pissed. Recently, (as my B-Day was a week ago) My parents got my laptop replaces...and my old Bill Kupa Sprites lost. I made a new one. That doesn't look a thing like the old sprite. It looks much better. The next comic will have an explination as to why. But since this is Bill's flashback as to why his day was bad, it doesn't apply here. So let the smiley-comic continue!

The Phoenix Wright Sprites are BILL KUPA in this comic.

Well, Lana, it started when I was defending Gumshoe from the crime of "Repeatedly Helping Murderers evade justice."

FLASHBACK!:

The Case of State V. Gumshoe is now in Se-



And Ow!

This trial shall begin when I SAY it begins.

...

The trial has begun.

V-Very well. Your openning stat-



And Ow!

I was GETTING to that. Had you not interupted me, Your Foolish Honor...The defendant, Dick Gumshoe, has continually, over the past years, given evidence to the defense, that has allowed the attorneys to prepare foolish lies to get the defendants off the hook.



The defendants were all found innocent! By the same judge!



And Ow!

I claim that the judge was fooled by that foolish spikey-head's lied!



Other witnessed confessed!

Yes! That's true! I don't need to hear any evidence! I rule that Dick Gumshoe is...




ARRRRRRAAAUUAAAGGH!



END FLASH BACK!

That went on. Four ten long minutes, before I mercifully passed out. I woke up, having missed three cases. All defendants I knew to be innocent. With no attorney, they had no defense, and all were found guilty. I had no more cases...but as I left...

FLASHBACK!

YOU! I'm gonna KILL YOU!

N-n-n-no! Puh-Please don't h-h-hurt me! I didn't do anything to you!

Oh. You did. You came in my office. You stole my visor. But! To render me blind, you comitted the worst crime a man can against any other man.

What? N-no! I-I-I didn't kill a-a-anyone!

Death? Oh no. Death would be MERCIFUL compared to what you did to me! Or...my coffee!

What!?! What do you think I did, you raving, mask wearing MADMAN?

You...you...YOU PUT DECAF IN MY COFFEE! THE WORST OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF COFFEE!

There are deadly sins of coffee?

OF COURSE!

...Why?

You have suffered the spit of the scalding coffee. All is forgiven.

...

...Except for the whole "Mia's Dead Cuz of You, Even Though You Did Nothing To Her Thing". Dick Wrong.

WHO DO YOU THINK I AM! ARRAUAAGH!

END FLASHBACK!

In the end, I ran all the way from the third floor to the second basement. I didn't take an elevator. Twice, I tripped and fell down a staircase. But I survived. I wonder who that maniac was...

END OF COMIC!

See you in a few days. This time, with an actuall sprite comic!

Howdy folkies! Cheer if you missed me!

*dead silence as dead as Neil Marshall*

Oh. I see.

Well, I'm back! Sorry, but this comic is gonna have to be in smiley form. Why? Well, I took a vacation, involving a plane. Now, on that plane, I had my laptop (the only comp in my house). Well, I put it in the overhead. Didn't wanna, but I had to as I had the front row seat, and therefore no seat in front of me to put things under. Anyway, some old lady and her 80+ husband take this as an invitation to ram thier suitcase into my laptop bag. Repeatedly. Seven times. When they finally figured out "HEY! Let's put it sideways!" They had a foot of room leftover. Their suitcase had to be made of diamonds, as the douchebags managed to crush my laptop screen and snap my DS's topscreen half of, and ruin my touchscreen. Obviously, I was pissed. Recently, (as my B-Day was a week ago) My parents got my laptop replaces...and my old Bill Kupa Sprites lost. I made a new one. That doesn't look a thing like the old sprite. It looks much better. The next comic will have an explination as to why. But since this is Bill's flashback as to why his day was bad, it doesn't apply here. So let the smiley-comic continue!

The Phoenix Wright Sprites are BILL KUPA in this comic.

Well, Lana, it started when I was defending Gumshoe from the crime of "Repeatedly Helping Murderers evade justice."

FLASHBACK!:

The Case of State V. Gumshoe is now in Se-



And Ow!

This trial shall begin when I SAY it begins.

...

The trial has begun.

V-Very well. Your openning stat-



And Ow!

I was GETTING to that. Had you not interupted me, Your Foolish Honor...The defendant, Dick Gumshoe, has continually, over the past years, given evidence to the defense, that has allowed the attorneys to prepare foolish lies to get the defendants off the hook.



The defendants were all found innocent! By the same judge!



And Ow!

I claim that the judge was fooled by that foolish spikey-head's lied!



Other witnessed confessed!

Yes! That's true! I don't need to hear any evidence! I rule that Dick Gumshoe is...




ARRRRRRAAAUUAAAGGH!



END FLASH BACK!

That went on. Four ten long minutes, before I mercifully passed out. I woke up, having missed three cases. All defendants I knew to be innocent. With no attorney, they had no defense, and all were found guilty. I had no more cases...but as I left...

FLASHBACK!

YOU! I'm gonna KILL YOU!

N-n-n-no! Puh-Please don't h-h-hurt me! I didn't do anything to you!

Oh. You did. You came in my office. You stole my visor. But! To render me blind, you comitted the worst crime a man can against any other man.

What? N-no! I-I-I didn't kill a-a-anyone!

Death? Oh no. Death would be MERCIFUL compared to what you did to me! Or...my coffee!

What!?! What do you think I did, you raving, mask wearing MADMAN?

You...you...YOU PUT DECAF IN MY COFFEE! THE WORST OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF COFFEE!

There are deadly sins of coffee?

OF COURSE!

...Why?

You have suffered the spit of the scalding coffee. All is forgiven.

...

...Except for the whole "Mia's Dead Cuz of You, Even Though You Did Nothing To Her Thing". Dick Wrong.

WHO DO YOU THINK I AM! ARRAUAAGH!

END FLASHBACK!

In the end, I ran all the way from the third floor to the second basement. I didn't take an elevator. Twice, I tripped and fell down a staircase. But I survived. I wonder who that maniac was...

END OF COMIC!

See you in a few days. This time, with an actuall sprite comic!