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It Sucks to be Phoenix (spoof)Topic%20Title
OfflineMedium-in-training Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:59 am
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Tune by Avenue Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPvZVdHDB4E).

Cameos by Tifa of Final Fantasy 7 and Sora of the Kingdom Hearts series.

...Yeah. I got bored.

Oh, yeah. MASSIVE SPOILERS T&T!!!!!




Spoiler:
Phoenix: Morning, Godot.

Godot: Hello, Trite.

Phoenix: How's life?

Godot: Bitter.

Phoenix: What's wrong?

Godot: I'm still on parole. Thanks to you.

Phoenix: Oh, I'm sorry.

Godot: Me, too. I mean, I killed an innocent woman for no reason at all… I miss my old life…

Phoenix: What?

Godot: No, it sounds stupid.

Phoenix: Oh, come on.

Godot: When I was little, I thought I would be a hotshot lawyer with a girlfriend kitty. But, now I'm 32 and as you can see… I WAS. But then, I GOT POISONED.

It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be blind, white-haired and single turning 33!
It sucks to be me.

Phoenix: Oh, you think YOUR life sucks?

Godot: Uhm… yeah.

Phoenix: Your problems aren't so bad!

I'm pretty famous. Everyone knows my name.

Godot: You are.

Phoenix: Thanks.

I'm pretty awesome for a video game (character). Putting me next to Sora makes him look lame…

So why… am I so broke?

It sucks to be me.

Godot: Me, too.

Phoenix: It sucks to be me.

Godot: It sucks to be me.

Phoenix: It sucks to be Nick

Godot: and Go-do

Phoenix: To not have your sight

Godot: To not have much dough.

Both: It sucks to be me.

Edgeworth and Larry: -bickering-

Phoenix: Hey, Edgeworth, Larry, can you settle something for us?

Larry: Sure.

Phoenix: Whose life sucks more: Mine or Godot's?

Edgeworth and Larry: OURS!

Edgeworth: He asked me a year ago if he could spend the night. Ever since then, it's been a gigantic fight. I ask him daily why he doesn't go with Wright.

The longer he stays, the more emo I get…

Larry: Oh, come on, don't kill yourself YET!

Edgeworth: He spills his soda and never cares at all.

Larry: Edgey should lower his emotional wall.

Edgeworth: I swear, this man just makes me want to bawl… 'till he leaves. Then I'll grin.

Larry: Dude, I can't wait 'till then.

Edgeworth: It sucks to be me.

Larry: No, it sucks to be me.

Phoenix: It sucks to be me.

Godot: It sucks to be me.

All: Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be!? It sucks to be me.

Franziska: Why is everyone so happy?

Larry: 'Cause our lives suck!

Franziska: YOUR lives suck? Am I hearing you correctly!?

I come to the USA to outdo my little brother. I am truly von Karmaic - perfect like no other! Now every day, I take one case after another.

Be they heists or homicides! I remain (mostly) undefeated! Perfect in every way! But Scruffy breaks my rules! And you …all… are… FOOLS!

It sucks to be me.
It sucks to be me.
I say it
Sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka
It sucks to be me.

Gumshoe: Excuse me.

Phoenix: Hey, there.

Gumshoe: Sorry to bother you, pals, but I'm looking for a place to live.

Franziska: Why do you want to live next to these fools?

Gumshoe: I have $5 and a stick of gum. I can't afford much else. But this
neighborhood looks a lot cheaper! Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!

Phoenix: You need to talk to the superintendent. Let me get her.

Gumshoe: Thanks, pals!

Phoenix: HEY TIFA!

Tifa: I'm coming, I'm coming.

Gumshoe: Oh my God! It's Tifa from Final Fantasy 7!

Tifa: Yep, that's me.

I'm Tifa Lockheart from Fantasy V-I-I
All of Cloud's angst-ing made me just want to die.
He likes ME, not Aeris, let's all stop living a lie…
But I'm here, the superintendent on Avenue Q.

All: It sucks to be you.

Larry: You win!

All: It sucks to be you.

Phoenix: I feel better now.

Tifa: Try having people stopping you to ask, "DO YOU LOVE CLOUD OR AERIS!?" It gets old.

All: It sucks to be you
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be me)
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be you)
On Avenue Q
(Sucks to be us)
But not when
We're together.
We're together
Here on Avenue Q!
We live on Avenue Q!
Our friends do too!
With the lawyer in blue,
We live on Avenue Q!

Gumshoe: This is real life!

All: We all live on Avenue Q.

Larry: You’re gonna love it!

All: We all live on Avenue Q.

Tifa: Here's your keys.

All: Welcome to Avenue Q!
Pairings: Miego, FeenRis, EdgeyFran, KlavEma, CloTi, Zerith, Vincrecia.
Just a note, all: I haven't been on in a while, so I'm trying to get my little persona here back in order. I won't be on as much in the future, maybe a few times a week. Sorry!
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Re: It Sucks to be Phoenix (spoof)Topic%20Title
OfflineMedium-in-training Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:22 am
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Alrighty then! ...Uh, if you just wanna go ahead and animate that for us, that'd be great... Because this really isn't a "remix" of anything... You just re-wrote the lyrics with different characters... Maybe this would be in... I don't know, Present Testimony for now? If you wanna animate it and release it as a Youtube video for all of us to see, then it would go in here... Not meaning to be demeaning or anything, but. Yeah. Good re-write anyway! Now if only someone could animate this and get VA's, we could have a Phoenix Wrong on our hands.
Thank you for reading. I hope you have a wonderful day.
100% pure Joy.
Excellent source of puns.
Refrigerate after opening.
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Re: It Sucks to be Phoenix (spoof)Topic%20Title
OfflineMedium-in-training Sat Dec 22, 2007 7:49 pm
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Yeah, sorry 'bout that. I didn't really know where to put this. And, I have absolutely no idea how to animate and VA.

I honestly don't know why I posted this...
Pairings: Miego, FeenRis, EdgeyFran, KlavEma, CloTi, Zerith, Vincrecia.
Just a note, all: I haven't been on in a while, so I'm trying to get my little persona here back in order. I won't be on as much in the future, maybe a few times a week. Sorry!
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Re: It Sucks to be Phoenix (spoof)Topic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:04 pm
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...Hopefully someday... xD

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And still did it...

Well...It wasn't so bad and I founded it pretty entertaiming ^^
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Re: It Sucks to be Phoenix (spoof)Topic%20Title
OfflineDesk Jockey Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:56 am
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More Caffeine Please :D

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Well if you do decide to animate, I'll happily VA for Franziska and Tifa~
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Re: It Sucks to be Phoenix (spoof)Topic%20Title
OfflineAce Attorney Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:02 am
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Bah. You stole my idea. I was planning on doing this.

Good lyrics, though.
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Re: It Sucks to be Phoenix (spoof)Topic%20Title
OfflineDecisive Witness Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:08 pm
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Well, I have an Avenue Q/Phoenix Wright crossover thread, but it was bumped back a few pages (i need to update it sometime soon x_x)
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