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I decided to remake it. We are all adults here correct?
So here it is, just a throwing it into the open.
The Revised Quote topic.
They can be quotes from books, Movies, games, Shows, Mangas, ANYTHING!
You can even make them up yourselves!
((But make sure they make sense))
Unlike my previous topic; "Three things we didn't know" I want to give this one a bit more freedom.
But to make sure we don't have a bunch of copy and pasting I propose we write a summary of what WE think the quote means.
I want to give us a bit of class, so here is my favorite soliloquy from The Tragedy of Hamlet
Hear you, sir;
What is the reason that you use me thus?
I loved you ever: but it is no matter;
Let Hercules himself do what he may,
The cat will mew and dog will have his day.
-William Shakespear's Hamlet
The full scene of this play can be found here
To me, Hamlet is saying that no matter what anyone will do to try and stop him he will press on.
Not even Hercules could stop me, the can will mew and This dog will have his day.
EDITED TOPIC NAME IGNORE THE RULES NOW BI*%H!
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Winston Churchill- Yeah well your ugly and i'll be sober in the morning.
And one that I have no Idea where I got it from (I may have made it up)
-Person (singular) is smart but people (plural) are the dumbest pieces of shit in the world.
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Churchill~: If you were my wife, I would drink it.
Damn, that guy had some great chatting ability.
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"This is the type of arrant pedantry up with which I will not put"
"The ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year – and to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen." (On the best qualities for a politician to have)
“I am easily satisfied with the very best.”
“Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.”
“Please be good enough to put your conclusions and recommendations on one sheet of paper in the very beginning of your report, so I can even consider reading it”
“It is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to be right.”
Bertie Ahern-
"I never condone wrongdoing in any area"
"I've never heard of any man standing in a wheelchair that didn't get a seat."
"Time is a great teacher unfortunately it kills all of it's students in the end"
Shake it up, baby, now, TWIST AND SHOUT!
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Citizen: Is it true I could save hundreds of pounds on my car insurance?
Churchill: Oooooh YES!
EDIT: Summary for the butthurt OP.
In this bit, the normal person doesn't trust Churchill's claim, and seeks reassurance that he really could save money with Churchill.
Churchill confirms this.
Deep.
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WRITE A SUMMARY.
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WRITE A GODDAMN SUMMARY!
They don't :c
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That's enough of a summary of the game where it comes from.
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Summary-He's saying that beer, a type of alcohol, is what causes problems and what fixes them in life. He's also trying to say that beer is good and bad, so basically it's nothing. Uh, idk.
“School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobodys perfect, so why practice?” -Billie Joe Armstrong
Summary-He's saying to practise for future life, you have to go to school, because practise makes perfect. Except nobody's perfect so don't practise. If you do practise, you are wasting your life since you'll never be perfect.
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Essentially meaning nothing is COMPLETELY original.
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I find those words so true, as far too often we dismiss the losers of war as something beneath us victors. It's important for us to remember that, in the end, we are not that different and should never see the foe as anything but ourselves in a different uniform.
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Ahh...Coffee...
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"True friends stab you in the front."
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TAkE YouR hEaRT
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Well, once you lose your innocence, its gone and you'll never get it back.....
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"Give a woman the right pair of shoes and she'll conquer the world"- A qoute on the wall in the Dublin branch of River island, probably means something like make a girl look good and she can overcome all of her adversaries.
(In a newsagents)
Shopkeeper-"What do you want!?"
Man- "Well thanks to my extensive education and successful career I have the want of nothing however I do require a copy of the Sunday business post"
Proof that you can defeat bastards with just words.
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This quote means that when it comes to humorous quotations, often it is better to leave them as they are and risk a few people not getting a joke, than to explain the joke, and thus make it less funny.
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You'll never know what people's lives are like until view things their way.
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context: Spongebob ripped his pants.
Apply directly to the forehead
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Einstein is saying that having imagination is more important than being smart
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Billie Jean is not Michael Jackson's lover.
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Apparently Alan Davies knows someone who has the Queen's pube in a matchbox.
see how it withers before my flower of justice
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Apparently Alan Davies knows someone who has the Queen's pube in a matchbox.
"Fascinating" - Icarus
Icarus thinks your anecdote is fascinating.
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In a world where most politicians are corrupt and go against what they say, one minsitry is completely honest, and do what they say they will: silly walks.
"Next time you try to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face" - Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly
Here treachery is beign equated outright to cowardice, and it's seen as an insult that someone wouldn't challenge you up front, instead of facing you head on like a man, one of the defining values of Mal.
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It's saying very few people have common sense. Pretty easy to understand the quote, unless you don't have "common sense".
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Basically talking about picking a quote from someone and living by it.
12 shots...this time, I've got 12 shots.
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Self-explanatory.
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