Sorry, I just had to say that.

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Good job Snow, there is hope for the troll in you yet.

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Well yesterday in my Maths exam, I poked myself in the eye with a pencil, and the supervisor saw and nearly started laughing at me. It really hurt too. D= And then I started coughing for about ten minutes, and when I was breathing, I sounded like Darth Vader. And I was starving too, so all you hear is my stupid belly rumbling every three seconds. And then I fell over when I was leaving the school, so everyone was all staring at me.

And then a few weeks ago, one of my teachers heard me discussing my fiancee from first year with my friends. It was a very awkward moment...

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Well, bra shopping with mum can be embarrassing. Especially when you find out that one of the girls in your class works at Best & Less. Oh and there was a bit of confusion when we were buying, meaning we were making a line of people wait. =\

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I know its common, but I called my male teacher "mum" today.
Another embarrasing moment is when me and Essa_L_M.E were looking at our teacher`s badge cause we forgot her name. Then we realised we looked like perverts :/ (the badge was on her tits)
Oh yeah, in IT I couldn`t put a CD in my mac:
: Miss, I cant put in the CD.
: There`s probably something still inside. *Presses eject button*
The DVD "Barbie: Princess and the Pauper" comes out
:.....

The reason why it was even in there was because my 4 year old cousin was watching it (and I forgot to take it out :/)

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Oh god, I still get embarrassed when I'm bra shopping XD I hate it when they pick it up to put it in the bag and they flash the size to everyone else in the queue. I just stand there praying for the woman to HURRY UP SO I CAN LEG IT.

Yeah I don't think I'll ever grow up.

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Ugh, yeah, bra shopping is the worst.... You always feel like everyone's staring at you and you just want to BUY THE DAMN THING and get out as quick as you can. And I totally agree, Looby, it's sooo embarrassing having your cup size flashed to total strangers *_* Bra fitting is embarrassing too DX

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Yeah, picking bras is hard, It's very hard to find one of my size >.>
anyway, sometimes, I remember something funny and start laughing.
everyone on the class looks at me.

I love bra shopping! =D I'm so immature, I try them on over my clothes in the shop and all. The faces on everyone, it's no wonder everyone's embarrassed to go shopping with me. XD

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When I was in a health class, I thought it would be a pretty cool class, the teacher seemed cool, he still is, he was just, afraid of me.

Why? I said something I probably shouldn't (It was a bloody health class for crying out loud! I thought it would be relevent.) and everyone started laughing, and my teacher, disgusted.

So some of the students treated me like an alien for the rest of the semeter, and as for my teacher:

= me
= my teacher

: *raises hand*
: Yes Heather, you may answer. But please, no personal stuff
: ...(Oh boy.)

For the whole semester I couldn't raise my hand to say something without my teacher making sure I don't say something...disturbing.

So yeah, the health class actually kind of sucked, and the students were as annoying as ever. I was relived when it was all over. Besides, health class makes my stomach turn, I got anxiety in that class that took me months to get over.

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Walking inside your mom's bedroom without even knowing that she has a guy over and has intercourse with him. *ahem*

= Me
= My mom

: Mom what are you- OH SHITSHITSHITSHIT MY EYES ARRRRRGHHH
: Darling, I'm just having.. some intercourse right here!
: Mom, I totally can see that..
: Then why don't you lea-
: *slams door, pretending for the rest of the day that I never saw her naked*

... I hate this. x.x

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*cringe*

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This happened to me, but back then I was young and didn't know about things. At least, I didn't realize what was going on.... I still have it burned into my memories, but I don't remember any movement going on....

I had several instances where I walked out of my room or into a room and found my mom's then-boyfriend (dead by now) completely naked. Generally, he walked around in nothing but a bathrobe, but absolutely naked....

Going outside with my mom is embarrassing. She's the type who.. well, she sings in public. That should explain enough.

Umm.... years ago, I had an illness with my bowels. So I had my share of embarrassing moments. But I was mostly very selfconcious when once.... I forget, I think we had watched a biology video or so and it was about the nose and sense of smell. It told us about the expression "to smell someone" (in german "man kann jemanden riechen") which meant "you like this person".
So after sports, one of the girls in class asked another about me if "she can smell me". Well I was pretty embarrassed cause smelling me meant something bad.... well, the classmate said "no" which meant she didn't like me. But I didn't care.
No matter what class I was in, I was always the one who nobody really liked - oh I had "pity friends". For a few days before they gave up on me. Fuck it, maybe that's why I'm so cynical and don't care about having friends.

Um, I had it happen before when I was fresh to the concept of having my period, I leaked onto a chair...

Oh, during my finals in high school, I had to leave the german test early (I already finished) cause I had stomach cramps and felt terrible. I was living far from school, so I had to take the suburban train and I was feeling really sick.... so I got out at the next stop and puked behind a pillar! XD
Had to wait 20 minutes for the next train and when I got home, whoops, turned out this terrible feeling that had caused all this was my period. Yeah, back then they were really strong and bad for me... (Kind of embarrassing... people who saw me puke must've thought A) I was pregnant or B) had drunk way too much the night before... I don't drink)

Ummm... Junior High, I guess... or elementary?
Anyway, I was wearing a skirt and was playing with some classmates. We were going for another round and I somehow vaguely realized that everybody, although far from me, was looking at me. So the game started! And everybody rushed towards me and pulled my skirt.
Well I kicked at them and rushed to another part of the ground. It wouldn't have mattered if they had pulled the skirt down cause I was wearing pants underneath, but still.... I was close to tears.

See, people, this is a reason why I don't like wearing skirts.

C-A

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Sorry, I laughed at the part where you said you vomited. ^^;

And about the skirt, I was in a similar experience when I was 10 years old. I was in gym and my gym teacher introduced us to a game where were supposed to attach clothes pins on eachother. The gym teacher told us not to place clothes pins on eachother's hair. Sadly, I had long black hair back then and...nobody listened, they all ganged up on me and placed clothes pins in my hair, only a few were on my clothes and shoe laces. I was insulted, everyone said I was an easy target, I nearly cried getting all those clothes pins off me.

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Well, I admit, it was kinda funny.
But it was just that back then, my periods were really, really irregular - so when I did have it, my body was really ovaryacting (See what I did there? ) and being in "Destructo" mode. I threw up, I had the runs. I guess my body just had no idea how to react to the hormones working - and I was 17 at that time. Thank god for the invention of the pill!

Just remembered a time from kindergarten - we had this pool/fountain sort of thing in the playground and in summer, we sometimes swam in it. I don't remember why it was so, but I recall swimming completely naked in it.
Of course, back then it wasn't terrible, but remembering it now is so...

C-A

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I remember a friend of mine highschool walked in on his mom and her boyfriend doin it in the morning. He walked in to say that he was leavin for school....

Anyway, one night I was sitting in my bed playing my DS when all of a sudden I heard these grunts and moans coming from next door. I peek out my curtain to say some candlelights lighting up the darkened bedroom. I closed the window immediately. My neighbors are both men, so I was a little disturbed.... I don't want anyone thinking I'm homophobic I just don't watch enough gay porn to make the sound of two men grunting lustfully comfortable

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Reading these is enough to make me feel embarrassed...

Last July I remember something happened that still makes me cringe. I was in Year 10, so I was 15 at the time. We were in the end of year Mass at school and were sat right at the back. I could neither hear nor see what was going on, so my friend and I were talking to each other - as you do. Unfortunately, as I was chatting away, my head of year comes walking by and sees me. She then calls me out by my full name and asks me to get up and come and sit at the side, which is were all the teachers sat. Slightly shocked at this happening (I don't usually get caught xD), I get up. My legs had gone numb from sitting cross-legged on the floor for so long and basically, after taking a few steps, I fell over and landed on top of another student. This was in front of my entire year and most teachers at my school. I was also wearing a skirt at the time, which was not good. The head of year had the cheek to tell me to hurry up! When I think back on it I feel embarrassed and annoyed...And it wasn't like I was the only person talking!

There was another time when I went ice skating with my friends from school. This was at the beginning of Year 10. I'm the type to really go for something instead of taking it a step at a time, so I fell over a lot. This time though, I happened to fall forwards and land on my knees. It was really painful and I couldn't get up. My friends all came over to see what happened, yet none of them offered to help me up.. . A person who works at the place then comes over to me with a chair and I have to be taken out on it while about half the place stops and stares at me. It was one of those times where you just want the ground to swallow you up.

I've had many embarrassing moments....now that I think about it most of them seem to be me falling over in some situation....

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It's okay. Falling down is widely accepted since it's scientifically proven that it's adorable.

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Haha. That makes me feel better. Although, it didn't stop people from making fun of me for days after. Oh well

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