Me:
Mah mom:


Agh, why won't this page load!! FFF-*Bleep*

Mom walks up behind me...

*Gaaassppppp*
Uh...hi.
What is the problem here!?

I managed to bluff my way out of that one...thank god for my Phoenix Wright skills...

More if I remember...and bro, I know you're reading this...

It wasn't funny, I suppose it was just stupid, but whatever, the only thing I can remember now is:
Two guys in my school were chit-chatting during the Lit class, so the teacher (boy that teacher IS scary, and he was in a special mad mood) kicked them out of the room. Of course, deadly silence. Then I asked something like this:
- They will survive?
And he kicked me out too.
I just wish I could shut my damn mouth in moments like these.

Here is another one from my childhood, I was quite a cheeky one back then.

At my elementary school we had a sand pit for the small kids to play in (4 to 6 years or 1st and 2nd grade in the Dutch system). When I was 9 (5th Dutch grade) I had an urge to play in the sand pit and went for it. I got covered in sand and dirty in the process (which is why we weren't allowed to play in it)

Needlessly to say I got caught and had to stay after class with my teacher to talk about it. After the lecture:

Teacher: Alright Sjibbey, don't do it again ok? Then we'll leave it at that. Is that OK with you?

Me: That's fine. *We'll put sand on it.
*literal translation of a dutch saying: 'zand erover doen' which means: to bury the hatchet.

Fortunately my teacher appreciated the play on words and laughed about it. I guess I just had a way with words back then.

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I was playing Fallout New Vegas DLC Old World Blues and there was a robot named Muggy who is opsessed on collecting mugs from everywhere and when I saw his name and heard his dialogue I just yelled: Goooodoooot Tiiiiiiiiiiimee!!! As loud as I could.
Then I hear my brother bursting to laugh on the other room, I went red for a moment.

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