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The other guy I havent heard from since xmas eve...not sure whats going on with him >>
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WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
Detective Bloom wrote:
He also keeps staring at me, which is really creepy. He needs another hobby. =/
That is sooo creepy. ><
Hah, I remember when I was in my early teen years... I was in a play and this guy was just staring at me from the audience (a guy that was in the play as well) and it totally wigged me out. I was like all thinking, "Is something wrong? Is something on my pants? >< WHY IS HE STARING AT ME?!?!"
Aw, man. I know. That kind of thing gets me paranoid. I'd probably think the same thing. xD;;
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Detective Bloom wrote:
WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
Detective Bloom wrote:
He also keeps staring at me, which is really creepy. He needs another hobby. =/
That is sooo creepy. ><
Hah, I remember when I was in my early teen years... I was in a play and this guy was just staring at me from the audience (a guy that was in the play as well) and it totally wigged me out. I was like all thinking, "Is something wrong? Is something on my pants? >< WHY IS HE STARING AT ME?!?!"
Aw, man. I know. That kind of thing gets me paranoid. I'd probably think the same thing. xD;;
Nowadays I just assume they're staring at me 'cause they think I'm hot.
... not that I think I am...
But I like that thought process better than thinking they're staring at me because I'm sooo ugly. >>
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WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
But I like that thought process better than thinking they're staring at me because I'm sooo ugly. >>
Awww...You'll get over it soon...
♥Lately it's just been weird drama bombs here and there at work. Nothing special...For now.
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SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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DaemonForce wrote:
WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
But I like that thought process better than thinking they're staring at me because I'm sooo ugly. >>
Awww...You'll get over it soon...
♥ I'll get over being ugly soon?
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WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
I'll get over being ugly soon?
You said it not me.
And yeah we all hope you will soon.
The sooner you do, the hotter Jennifer Aniston looks to us all.
ww
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SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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DaemonForce wrote:
WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
I'll get over being ugly soon?
You said it not me.
And yeah we all hope you will soon.
The sooner you do, the hotter Jennifer Aniston looks to us all.
ww
I think it's hilarious that you bluff so much and put others down while attempting to be funny - which fails miserably.
Rather than "get over being ugly soon" - I think you'd learn to dress better, style better, and bring out the best physical features and assets of yourself as you get older. When I was younger, I had no means of affording clothes that I like and clothes that suit me. On top of that, I didn't really care, so I looked like a slob most of the time. I've known and seen a lot of people maturing and growing into a better phase as they get older, because they learned how to dress better and behave more age appropriately. Your sense of style and perception on beauty will change and mature soon enough (along with your physical features), so I think you'll be fine overtime. Just give it some time.
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WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
Hah, I remember when I was in my early teen years... I was in a play and this guy was just staring at me from the audience (a guy that was in the play as well) and it totally wigged me out. I was like all thinking, "Is something wrong? Is something on my pants? >< WHY IS HE STARING AT ME?!?!"
He was staring because he was watching the play. It's just common sense.
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chikori wrote:
DaemonForce wrote:
WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
I'll get over being ugly soon?
You said it not me.
And yeah we all hope you will soon.
The sooner you do, the hotter Jennifer Aniston looks to us all.
ww
I think it's hilarious that you bluff so much and put others down while attempting to be funny - which fails miserably.
Rather than "get over being ugly soon" - I think you'd learn to dress better, style better, and bring out the best physical features and assets of yourself as you get older. When I was younger, I had no means of affording clothes that I like and clothes that suit me. On top of that, I didn't really care, so I looked like a slob most of the time. I've known and seen a lot of people maturing and growing into a better phase as they get older, because they learned how to dress better and behave more age appropriately. Your sense of style and perception on beauty will change and mature soon enough (along with your physical features), so I think you'll be fine overtime. Just give it some time.
I find it funny... is there something wrong with me...? >>
And believe you me, I put a lot into my appearance.
< never leaves the house without makeup EVER.
On a side note, my own opinion of my attractiveness is one of the least reliable biased opinions on the planet.
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WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
Hah, I remember when I was in my early teen years... I was in a play and this guy was just staring at me from the audience (a guy that was in the play as well) and it totally wigged me out. I was like all thinking, "Is something wrong? Is something on my pants? >< WHY IS HE STARING AT ME?!?!"
He was staring because he was watching the play. It's just common sense.
*falls over anime style with a sweatdrop*
There was no play...
I was just standing up there... waiting for direction...
He was just sitting in the front row... staring at poor me standing up there without any direction.
I'M AN ACTOR, NOT A DIRECTOR. I NEED DIRECTING.
So yeah... there was no play to watch... all there was was me standing up there idly all alone on the stage with no direction from the director at the current time and him sitting in the front row literally staring at me... like, STARING. -___-;
Common sense = Not always common
"Common sense" = not always applicable to all situations without relevant data
I've been told many a time... do not assume.
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It would so happen that, that DAY, I would do something to earn the 6th hour gym aide (a junior)'s respect. Me and this girl had gym that same hour. And she always hangs out next to the Gym aide.
So I do this and immediately after the aide goes "I'm gonna help you find a girlfriend!" and unknowingly goes "Jacob, Mallory, Kiss!" Pushing us together forcefully.
So yeah... that was awkard. But, two years later and me and Mallory are dating so alls well that ends well I guess :/
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WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
I find it funny... is there something wrong with me...? >>
Yes.
♥
WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
And believe you me, I put a lot into my appearance.
It takes a LOT of work to look THAT bad!
WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
never leaves the house without makeup EVER.
Ew.
WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
On a side note, my own opinion of my attractiveness is one of the least reliable biased opinions on the planet.
That includes fashion sense, apparently.
WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
no direction from the director at the current time and him sitting in the front row literally staring at me... like, STARING. -___-;
Yay for spacing out.
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SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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I've begun feeling alot for both the guys by the way...why both? >=O (They both look almost the same too! But aren't twins or even related! XD) One's really funny and gets me and the other's really sweet and a bit cooky. Hum dee dum!
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DaemonForce wrote:
WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
I find it funny... is there something wrong with me...? >>
Yes.
♥
That's old news...
DaemonForce wrote:
WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
And believe you me, I put a lot into my appearance.
It takes a LOT of work to look THAT bad!
It really does.
DaemonForce wrote:
WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
never leaves the house without makeup EVER.
Ew.
... ew?
Liquidzilla wrote:
Apparantly I'm pretty good looking, I dont really find what's considered attractive that good really though, I have an odd taste in appearance for other people. :D
I do, too...
Even if I don't find someone attractive, there's generally still something about their appearance that I'll find interesting.
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Well we are in Indigo (A bookstore) and then he asks me "Do you wanna become my girlfriend" I then replied "I'm taken" He says "I'll treat you nice" and then I say "I'm taken, sorry you cannot become my boyfriend" then after a short time I then said "I have to use the bathroom" then I asked one of the bookstore people "Where's the washroom?" then he pointed me to one, then I quickly went and then i was in a stall for a while, at this point my heartbeat was really fast, I was having high anxiety and stress, then I called my friend on my cellphone and I told her the situation and then she told me how to get out, I then hang up after I found an escape route, we say our byes and all, and then I went to my mommy's work, after a few minutes of calling her and her not picking up, I then went up the elevator to the floor where her office is, then I find that she isn't in her office.
I then call her again and tell her what happened, at this point, I started crying from all the anxiety I had. After we hung up, I then texted my closest friend (Who's now my boyfriend by the way) and tell him what happened, he then asks me to call him once I've gotten home and am safe, that I did after mommy drove home.
Yeah, that was my first sexual encounter, and I have to say, I do not like being "hit on" at all, it is a scary and traumatizing thing indeed. I also am now afraid of seeing that guy again. Oh and I'm a tad afraid of going back to that major shopping centre.
When I went back to work next, I told my employer about this (She was really nice about it and told me that he broke a social law and she also told me I could've threatened to call security on him if he made any moves towards me she also told me that I could've just said go away to him and other stuff).
So there is my story.
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I chose a character to play in the play.
Then, there was a guy that I don't like who was married to my character that I chose.
And then we both found out that we were "married" in the play.
And we were both like; "What!?"
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FrauleinEvaKatze wrote:
I was in the major shopping centre last summer, like I usually was after work (volunteer hours) and this guy on the escalator asked me where the store "Urban Planet" was, I said "I don't know" I then walked around, looking for a place where i could get food, the same guy the nappears and then talks to me and asks me to be friends, I started to get anxious and he kept on asking me questions, even my name and I did not give it out.
Well we are in Indigo (A bookstore) and then he asks me "Do you wanna become my girlfriend" I then replied "I'm taken" He says "I'll treat you nice" and then I say "I'm taken, sorry you cannot become my boyfriend" then after a short time I then said "I have to use the bathroom" then I asked one of the bookstore people "Where's the washroom?" then he pointed me to one, then I quickly went and then i was in a stall for a while, at this point my heartbeat was really fast, I was having high anxiety and stress, then I called my friend on my cellphone and I told her the situation and then she told me how to get out, I then hang up after I found an escape route, we say our byes and all, and then I went to my mommy's work, after a few minutes of calling her and her not picking up, I then went up the elevator to the floor where her office is, then I find that she isn't in her office.
I then call her again and tell her what happened, at this point, I started crying from all the anxiety I had. After we hung up, I then texted my closest friend (Who's now my boyfriend by the way) and tell him what happened, he then asks me to call him once I've gotten home and am safe, that I did after mommy drove home.
Yeah, that was my first sexual encounter, and I have to say, I do not like being "hit on" at all, it is a scary and traumatizing thing indeed. I also am now afraid of seeing that guy again. Oh and I'm a tad afraid of going back to that major shopping centre.
When I went back to work next, I told my employer about this (She was really nice about it and told me that he broke a social law and she also told me I could've threatened to call security on him if he made any moves towards me she also told me that I could've just said go away to him and other stuff).
So there is my story.
Well we are in Indigo (A bookstore) and then he asks me "Do you wanna become my girlfriend" I then replied "I'm taken" He says "I'll treat you nice" and then I say "I'm taken, sorry you cannot become my boyfriend" then after a short time I then said "I have to use the bathroom" then I asked one of the bookstore people "Where's the washroom?" then he pointed me to one, then I quickly went and then i was in a stall for a while, at this point my heartbeat was really fast, I was having high anxiety and stress, then I called my friend on my cellphone and I told her the situation and then she told me how to get out, I then hang up after I found an escape route, we say our byes and all, and then I went to my mommy's work, after a few minutes of calling her and her not picking up, I then went up the elevator to the floor where her office is, then I find that she isn't in her office.
I then call her again and tell her what happened, at this point, I started crying from all the anxiety I had. After we hung up, I then texted my closest friend (Who's now my boyfriend by the way) and tell him what happened, he then asks me to call him once I've gotten home and am safe, that I did after mommy drove home.
Yeah, that was my first sexual encounter, and I have to say, I do not like being "hit on" at all, it is a scary and traumatizing thing indeed. I also am now afraid of seeing that guy again. Oh and I'm a tad afraid of going back to that major shopping centre.
When I went back to work next, I told my employer about this (She was really nice about it and told me that he broke a social law and she also told me I could've threatened to call security on him if he made any moves towards me she also told me that I could've just said go away to him and other stuff).
So there is my story.
I'd consider that more than... "hitting on"
...seriously, major creeper alert.
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We have this play in my class that we have to do.
I chose a character to play in the play.
Then, there was a guy that I don't like who was married to my character that I chose.
And then we both found out that we were "married" in the play.
And we were both like; "What!?"
I chose a character to play in the play.
Then, there was a guy that I don't like who was married to my character that I chose.
And then we both found out that we were "married" in the play.
And we were both like; "What!?"
Buwha.
Hence the term, "actor".
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Please, can I be enlightened on the term?
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FrauleinEvaKatze wrote:
Miss WunderbarPhalanges, then what is it if it's more than just the "hitting on"?
Please, can I be enlightened on the term?
Please, can I be enlightened on the term?
I guess I consider hitting on something either happens in bars... or, I suppose, with people that know each other.
Someone that comes up to you and is all, "Do you wanna be my girlfriend?" to someone they don't even know passes the line of hitting on and falls straight into creepy stalker.
I suppose I consider the proper way to do things with someone you hardly know is at most ask for their phone number... or if they'd like to go out for coffee sometime...
But as soon as you're saying, "Do you wanna be my girlfriend?" that, in my own personal opinion, falls into the category of a creeper that needs to learn proper social interaction.
... but then again, it's also simply possible that I make everything in the world too complex...
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WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
FrauleinEvaKatze wrote:
Miss WunderbarPhalanges, then what is it if it's more than just the "hitting on"?
Please, can I be enlightened on the term?
Please, can I be enlightened on the term?
I guess I consider hitting on something either happens in bars... or, I suppose, with people that know each other.
Someone that comes up to you and is all, "Do you wanna be my girlfriend?" to someone they don't even know passes the line of hitting on and falls straight into creepy stalker.
Ooor a desperate and/or drunk guy?
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Liquidzilla wrote:
WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
FrauleinEvaKatze wrote:
Miss WunderbarPhalanges, then what is it if it's more than just the "hitting on"?
Please, can I be enlightened on the term?
Please, can I be enlightened on the term?
I guess I consider hitting on something either happens in bars... or, I suppose, with people that know each other.
Someone that comes up to you and is all, "Do you wanna be my girlfriend?" to someone they don't even know passes the line of hitting on and falls straight into creepy stalker.
Ooor a desperate and/or drunk guy?
Desperate guys kind of still fall under creepy stalker... That's probably just past experience...
... drunk guys fall under foolish fools.
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Miss Liquidzilla, The latter option seems impossible due to the fact that this was around noon or 1-ish PM. He sounded kinda Jamaican and he looked like he was in his late-twenties. So desperate must be the main trait of this Mr. Creepy Stalker Man.
Edit.........
Miss. WunderbarPhalanges, I like your personality ^^.
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FrauleinEvaKatze wrote:
Miss WunderbarPhalanges, Thank you for the clarification, your complexities helped me a lot. :)
Miss Liquidzilla, The latter option seems impossible due to the fact that this was around noon or 1-ish PM. He sounded kinda jamaican and he looked like he was in his late-twenties. So desperate must be the main trait of this Mr. Creepy Stalker Man.
Miss Liquidzilla, The latter option seems impossible due to the fact that this was around noon or 1-ish PM. He sounded kinda jamaican and he looked like he was in his late-twenties. So desperate must be the main trait of this Mr. Creepy Stalker Man.
I do believe that this is the first time I've been told that my complexities helped instead of frustrated.
... well, some people are drunk by 1.
I call them winos...
Or some of my relatives... *sigh*
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Thank you. :)
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FrauleinEvaKatze wrote:
Miss WunderbarPhalanges, The more detailed a term or "thing" is described to me, the better I will understand it, when people are vague with me, I will almost always misunderstand or not understand at all until I get a more detailed, complex description. :)
Thank you. :)
Thank you. :)
Glad to be of service.
You're welcome.
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i rejected him.
and edit: he tries to get his way with me...
BUT THE SLAP WINS.
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killing dahlia wrote:
and edit: he tries to get his way with me...
BUT THE SLAP WINS.
BUT THE SLAP WINS.
Since when does ANY guy try to get their way with girls your age? Sounds like a weirdo.
The slap never wins. The shoe does.
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SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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FrauleinEvaKatze wrote:
Miss. WunderbarPhalanges, I like your personality ^^.
^__^ Thanks.
DaemonForce wrote:
killing dahlia wrote:
and edit: he tries to get his way with me...
BUT THE SLAP WINS.
BUT THE SLAP WINS.
Since when does ANY guy try to get their way with girls your age? Sounds like a weirdo.
The slap never wins. The shoe does.
... there are times that this guy makes absolutely no sense to me whatsoever. -_-
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WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
... there are times that this guy makes absolutely no sense to me whatsoever. -_-
You need to go outside. It's disgraceful not to live at least a little bit.
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SO I was stuck all day inside the changing room with nothing but a glued on bra.
Panty thief strikes again!
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DaemonForce wrote:
WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
... there are times that this guy makes absolutely no sense to me whatsoever. -_-
You need to go outside. It's disgraceful not to live at least a little bit.
*does go outside*
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A few pages back, I told you all about a certain female who happens to be my cousin's wife's identical twin sister. Our paths crossed again this last week, even if only for the space of a few hours. Here's the story:
I went to Iowa this Christmas, in order to visit my paternal grandparents. Christmas Day proved to be Grandpa's last full day on Earth. He died the next morning. So...we had funeral arrangements on our hands. Relatives from across the nation were being invited. It turned out that my cousin in Virginia was able to make time to come. Naturally, he was bringing his wife. No surprises there. As we all planned the funeral, however, he let it be known that you-know-who was likely to show up--ostensibly, at least--to bring his wife a certain article of clothing and for reasons unexplained, out of a simple desire to go. Needless to say, I found this prospect interesting.
The next day, we held the funeral. The service had begun and she was nowhere in sight. My good cousin had been talking to her on his cell phone over the course of the morning, but it appeared that something had come up. I put the notion of seeing her out of my mind, seated myself in the front row with my fellow pallbearers, and took in the service. It went very well. The pastor gave a very good sermon and while a few tears came to my eyes, I was not sad enough to truly cry. As we walked back up the aisle and out of the sanctuary, I was pleasantly surprised to see her seated in one of the middle pews to my right, looking in my general direction with a noticeably bright smile. I say "noticeably" because while the prevailing mood was pleasant, it was rather low-key and that phrase did not accurately describe what I was seeing here. My instincts told me that there was great fondness in that gaze--the kind that I had felt on many an occasion when an eminently desirable female was nearby. We seem to be made of very similar stuff, so I'm pretty sure my eyes weren't deceiving me.
Normally, I don't trust my positive instincts but this time, I yielded without a conscious thought. Before I knew it, I had cocked my head, my eyebrows had started arching upward, and my lips were threatening to wrap around the back of my neck. I would later be remiinded that the whole service was being recorded. I'll have to see if anyone notices this little moment.
Anyway, I spent the next couple minutes feeling a little drunk. When we had loaded the coffin into the hearse, I entered my vehicle to await the start of the trip to the cemetery. I suppose I should've stayed outside a little longer to chat with her--the procession took awhile to start--but the wait was not entirely wasted. She, my cousin, and his wife were plainly visible through my window so I took the opportunity to watch them--with a slight emphasis on you-know-whom, of course. This time I'm pretty sure I did a decent job of hiding my emotions. At any rate, she soon noticed my gaze and favored me with a good-natured wave. Finally, there was the interment. When the rites had been performed, we began to head back to the vehicles. Through either simple chance, subconscious design, or a curious mixture of both, we ended up walking more or less side-by-side much of the way. I never got to really talk to her, but this encounter brought considerable excitement to the occasion. Your thoughts?
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This morning I decided to ask if he wanted to come over friday and he seemed really pleased and stuff which was cool (I said he had to play on one of my games because it's awesome and watch a film).
Ehhh, I don't feel stuff like most people, so I dunno if I like him or he likes me or what....
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This is the awsomest GIF I've seen in my life.
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And pure awesome = s to the exy.
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hyperguy152 wrote:
I have a predicament. There's a chance I'll be switching schools, and I won't see any of my friends anymore, or this girl I like. What should I do?
... get their e-mails.
... meet up and do stuff together.
... find another girl to like, there's plenty out there...
etc.
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My son is bored. Care to play with him?
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WunderbarPhalanges wrote:
hyperguy152 wrote:
I have a predicament. There's a chance I'll be switching schools, and I won't see any of my friends anymore, or this girl I like. What should I do?
... get their e-mails.
... meet up and do stuff together.
... find another girl to like, there's plenty out there...
etc.
Thanks for the advice.
This is the awsomest GIF I've seen in my life.
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What do you see behind the mask?
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Stuff like getting someone's contact stuff to stay in contact is ... pretty much ... common sense?
No offense, just wondering here.
@Topic: I have a boyfried, we're together for ... two years and a bit now, everything is fine ...
Nothing interesting, you see. And I don't want to brag anyways.
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no, nothing
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[10:41] <@gozzzu> okay so the almost-girlfriend and her boyfriend who i hate were like
[10:42] <@gozzzu> egging me on to hook up with this guy friend of ours, let's call him L
[10:42] <@gozzzu> so L and i were hooking up on new year's anyway cause we were drunk, but nothing came of it
[10:42] <@gozzzu> and i didn't pursue anything with him even though he was coming on to me
[10:43] <@gozzzu> and now since i didn't pursue anything with him the almost-girlfriend has been hanging out with him and is probably going to break up with bwih in order to date L
[10:43] <@gozzzu> my life
[10:43] <@gozzzu> :|
[10:44] <Elreth> man this almost-girlfriend is kind of capricious isnt she
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