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Re: I say, who enjoys a smashing ol' time with their pillows?Topic%20Title
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Durp wrote:
Limey wrote:
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CR was spammed with "disturbing" images.


I wasn't there when that happened (or I was but I didn't see it).

.............What got posted?


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Dead people, shock site stuff, mostly dead people and/or mutilated bodies. The only thing that disturbed me was stompcat cause I love kitties so much.

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A smashing old time with my pillows? Why yes, I had that today, although they were more like cushions.... ones that lay on the couch.

I used them to vent my anger by hitting the floor with them as hard as I could (yes you might call that an anger management problem, but I'm not hurting anyone right?), and afterwards I did feel more calm... If that's not smashing I don't know what is :godot: . Gyaah now I'm starting to feel sorry for those poor cushions! :gant: I'm glad I'm not (that) angry at myself anymore though :phoenix: .



:beef:

You...you monster.... that's.....that's horrible.... they should take away you're pillows and arrest you for that...


Guys, it is NOT OKAY to abuse pillows. You guys are sick. It makes me question if all the pillows you humped were of age and consenting...
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.. You know, I still have never seen Goatse... I just finally saw 2 girls 1 cup and the spinoffs last week @___@


Honestly... I don't get how you can get off with a pillow.

Guys can... alter the pillow to suit their needs, but girls? Unless they can create epic mental fantasies so real they're orgasmic, I don't see how humping a pillow does anything but make you tired.

*kills the joy*
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Arei wrote:
.. You know, I still have never seen Goatse... I just finally saw 2 girls 1 cup and the spinoffs last week @___@


Honestly... I don't get how you can get off with a pillow.

Guys can... alter the pillow to suit their needs, but girls? Unless they can create epic mental fantasies so real they're orgasmic, I don't see how humping a pillow does anything but make you tired.

*kills the joy*


No, unless you have some pillow/pillow fluff fetish or something I don't see how the "altered pillow" (if you mean what I think you mean) would work well...

Spoiler: TMI
It's probably wouldn't be tight enough to really stimulate you...(unless you wrapped your hand around where...your manhood is or something, which would make you wonder what the point of the pillow is) it's probably dry, and it would feel weird.

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Spoiler: Totally TMI
I meant alter as in cut a hole into the pillow and put some stimulating sex toy in there, like those fake vaginas.

I guess you could throw a vibrator or some sort of dildo in there for girls but, what would be the point of the pillow, unless you are romantically attracted to your pillow... and then I would wonder why someone hadn't shot you yet.

Someone had posted an article on my forums about a guy who had sex with cars, and we came up with loads of ideas on how on earth that would even be remotely stimulating.

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Limey wrote:
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Dead people, shock site stuff, mostly dead people and/or mutilated bodies. The only thing that disturbed me was stompcat cause I love kitties so much.


Spoiler: derp
That's freaky but not in the good way because it actually has real people. Unless they were like. Willing to die or something.


Arei wrote:
.. You know, I still have never seen Goatse... I just finally saw 2 girls 1 cup and the spinoffs last week @___@


Spoiler: derp2
I saw Goatse by accident. I only know of 2girls1cup because I once read a really graphic description of what happens in it once D:


OLOLOLOL @ WHAT THIS TOPIC HAS BECOME thanks to Limey and I
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Arei wrote:
Spoiler: Totally TMI
I meant alter as in cut a hole into the pillow and put some stimulating sex toy in there, like those fake vaginas.

I guess you could throw a vibrator or some sort of dildo in there for girls but, what would be the point of the pillow, unless you are romantically attracted to your pillow... and then I would wonder why someone hadn't shot you yet.

Someone had posted an article on my forums about a guy who had sex with cars, and we came up with loads of ideas on how on earth that would even be remotely stimulating.



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Okay. I was thinking you meant just cutting a hole in it. Though that probably wouldn't do too much more than the actual toy except I guess feel more like a body, though the same might work for girls and dildos if they altered it right.


Having sex with a car sounds dangerous....

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Spoiler: cars
Yeah... too many dangerous holes xD

Again, stick some sort of toy in the tail pipe and there you go xD


I WANT TO SEE GOATSE

Satisfy my damn curiosity xD
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^ Google it, then. If you can sit through 2girls1cup, you can probably handle that :c
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I did google it, but none of the sites that came up actually had the Goatse picture. I know what it is, I just want to see it with my own eyes.

Edit- Found it xD Ok.. that wasn't really bad. It has nothing on 2girls1cup... which has nothing on 4girlsFingerpaint either XPP

I had to look away from 2girls1cup when they started puking on each other XP


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Google images, then. o_o
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I found it xD It was not that bad at all. Not mind-scarring like 2girls1cup, or 2girls1finger, or 4girlsFingerpaint................ ugh X_X
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Arei wrote:
I found it xD It was not that bad at all. Not mind-scarring like 2girls1cup, or 2girls1finger, or 4girlsFingerpaint................ ugh X_X


4girlsfingerpaint was awful. Uuurgh.
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Limey wrote:
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I found it xD It was not that bad at all. Not mind-scarring like 2girls1cup, or 2girls1finger, or 4girlsFingerpaint................ ugh X_X


4girlsfingerpaint was awful. Uuurgh.

Those Things Can Mindfuck You
REally

P:S: i never seen those before
Someone give me a Graphic Summary
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Take our word on it that these are MINDFUCKING disturbing, and just read the summaries. Don't go watch them for yourself.

Spoiler: 2girls1cup
It starts with these 2 lesbians kissing/tit sucking. About 4 seconds in one holds a cup under the other's butt and then she precedes to make the most disgusting crap you can ever imagine.

Then both start licking on it (it looks like ice cream X_X ugh) then one of them eats it.

After that (this is where I turned away) they started making themselves puke it up on each other/into their mouths X_X


Spoiler: 4girlsfingerpaint
4 girls crap on each other and then smear the crap all over each other. Then like the first one, they precede to puking it into each others mouths and then all over again


Spoiler: 2girls1finger
Probably the most disgusting of the three. More girls crapping on each other, then eating it/throwing it up/playing with it... The puking content is much higher in this one X__X It was very nasty


Seriously, just read the summaries. Don't watch them, it'll make you physically ill, even if you think you have an iron stomach.
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^ *CRIES*

How could they stand doing that!? D:
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Its the work of some Brazilian fetish director... Thank god most of his work is banned in the US X___X
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So how can people actually get off from that stuff?
Jesus is Lord.

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I believe CS Lewis once said that when you get to a certain point, "beauty becomes too weak a stimulant". I'm guessing people who enjoy...stuff like that...have indulged themselves to such an extent in that domain that beauty and pleasure no longer excite them. So...they turn to ugliness and pain for thrills. The Darwin Awards are full of grimly amusing stories about erotic pain experiments gone awry...
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Arei wrote:
Take our word on it that these are MINDFUCKING disturbing, and just read the summaries. Don't go watch them for yourself.

Spoiler: 2girls1cup
It starts with these 2 lesbians kissing/tit sucking. About 4 seconds in one holds a cup under the other's butt and then she precedes to make the most disgusting crap you can ever imagine.

Then both start licking on it (it looks like ice cream X_X ugh) then one of them eats it.

After that (this is where I turned away) they started making themselves puke it up on each other/into their mouths X_X


Spoiler: 4girlsfingerpaint
4 girls crap on each other and then smear the crap all over each other. Then like the first one, they precede to puking it into each others mouths and then all over again


Spoiler: 2girls1finger
Probably the most disgusting of the three. More girls crapping on each other, then eating it/throwing it up/playing with it... The puking content is much higher in this one X__X It was very nasty


Seriously, just read the summaries. Don't watch them, it'll make you physically ill, even if you think you have an iron stomach.


:beef:
:eh?:
:apollo-shock:
:spit:
:cody-shock2:
:ack:
:maya-shock:
:wtf: :objection:
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Anybody who finds shit (pun not intended) like that interesting to watch needs to be sent to the loonie bin.
Don't worry i'd blow my brains out before i watch something like that.
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*after reading this page of topic*

...so, uh, how 'bout them pillows?
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Arei wrote:
Spoiler: 2girls1cup
It starts with these 2 lesbians kissing/tit sucking. About 4 seconds in one holds a cup under the other's butt and then she precedes to make the most disgusting crap you can ever imagine.

Then both start licking on it (it looks like ice cream X_X ugh) then one of them eats it.

After that (this is where I turned away) they started making themselves puke it up on each other/into their mouths X_X


THAT ONE WAS ENOUGH FOR ME. I remember seeing it for some reason, and I got really disgusted, barfed, and probably got a headache from it staying in my mind too much.


Seriously, you guys are disturbed by pillow humping when shit like that is made into a video that is EXTREMELY FAMOUS?! Face it, people are perverted. Rubbing against a pillow is nowhere near disturbing anymore.
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THAT ONE WAS ENOUGH FOR ME. I remember seeing it for some reason, and I got really disgusted, barfed, and probably got a headache from it staying in my mind too much.


Seriously, you guys are disturbed by pillow humping when shit like that is made into a video that is EXTREMELY FAMOUS?! Face it, people are perverted. Rubbing against a pillow is nowhere near disturbing anymore.


You poor, poor thing D:

And yeah, really. And I thought I was screwed up... At least I'm not like that 8D

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beauty and pleasure no longer excite them. So...they turn to ugliness and pain for thrills.


That has happened to me to an extent :C I don't think I'll ever go as far to watch that gross video, though. D8
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Well, I have my pillow in my old chair too :P...since it's really comfortable to sit on a pillow :D
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Oh god, why did this happen?
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This is the kind of shit they talked about in 2008?
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Wow, of all the stupidest fucking necro's, this must be the worst.
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Dear Lord. What happened in 2008? :payne:
But to get on topic, me and the Colonel have a smashing time catching up on the political and economical standings after a long, hard day.

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Oh god, why did this happen?

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How did an innocent thread about Pillows get turned into this?
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It was never entirely innocent to begin with. :yogi:
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Chloe wrote:
How did an innocent thread about Pillows get turned into this?

This was innocent?
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Shake it up, baby, now, TWIST AND SHOUT!

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PFFFFAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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But seriously, why?
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Whatever happed to reporting and moving on?
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