Re: Funny things your teacher has said?
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i HAD SOMEHTING BUT STILL FORGOTTEN!!!
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NOW TAKE IT TO THE LAUNCH PAD!
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Teacher
Kid in my class So today w- LOOK AT THAT RAIN!*Outside it is raining like MAD. Whole class turns and begins to talk about it excitedly*
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! YOU GUYS ARE ALL JUST "OH MY GOD RAIN" EVERYTIME THIS HAPPENS AND YOU LOSE ATTENTION FROM THE LESSON! IF IT SNOWS RIGHT NOW, YOU GUYS WOULD PROBABLY LOSE HALF YOUR BRAIN CELLS! *takes a deep breath* There, now let's forget the fascinating weather and get on with today's lesson! :D
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i also had a supply who got mad at a dictionnary
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STeacher: Come on, get changed! Chop Chop!
Student: We're doing it as fast as we can...
STeacher: Nonsense! When I was 12, I could strip from head to toe in a flash!
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Gah, she was awesome. xDDD
I found that funny.
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: *has rope burn mark on arm* : "That looks like a hickey mark." :"...."
...and there's fifteen feet of pure white snow
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She was describing stacattos and accents. Basically play it like "Hits hits hits (or something like that) and dit dit dit." Well, one time she was repeating the same lecture and went "hits hits hits, Shit shit shit"
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Most of you will amount to nothing in your life but do not let that discourage you, good luck in your exams. For those who do well, well done, you might just escape the mundane life which awaits most of the others.
Something like that.
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He retired that year.
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let's just tell them that we met in jail
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Person #1: *Quiet Muttering*
Mr. Bulley: MSN for the dead? uh ... ok then.
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Mr. Cole: *after hearing our blues riff*
...
...
... its a ... blues song ... about shoe shopping.
My teachers are awesome.
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I'm about to tell this guy!
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My teacher raises a black binder and asks the class "Is this anyones notebook"?
A kid raises his hand and says "Yeah, that's mine".
My teacher says "Oh yeah, I see it has your self portrait on there".
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"When the temperature gets higher, the ice will melt. In Chemistry, we call that ... melting ice." Or something like that.
And oh, everytime he tells a story (which he does a lot, which is good because then there's less time left to learn something) he ends it with: "Can you imagine that?"
And one time he kept blabbering about a parallel universe. "So when I point to the right, like this, parallel Wich (that's his name) point to the left!" *laughs* *class just stares*
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Copy-pasted from a friend's blog (said friend was in that class as well)...
Mr. Dooley: The true bear friend would eat you...out of LOVE!
Mr Dooley: My shopping list: apples, bears, harlots...
Student (I'm pretty sure it was me, actually): You can BUY those?
Mr. Dooley: Well, that's the point, isn't it?
Mr. Dooley: Not Julius Caesar. He was kind of a douchebag.
(later that class) Mr. Dooley: Pompey and Caesar don't even register on my douche-nozzle.
Mr. Dooley: I am walking away. I assume no responsibility if anyone is injured.
Mr. Dooley: Even a nun could be a nun and be EVIL INSIDE!
Mr. Dooley: I am NOT going to armwrestle my students. It sounds ILLEGAL.
Student (again, I think it might've been me): Was Hercules gay?
Mr. Dooley: No, he was just Greek.
Yeah. I'm going to a different school next year, and Latin class with Mr. Dooley is gonna be the one thing I'll miss. :(
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--“Bob the clown rhymes! It has such a nice ring to it. Wow, his shirt matches his age.”
--“When Rick dies, Kent will be putting empty beer cans on his grave every day.”
--“Why are you pressing and squeezing your nose? It doesn’t make a sound like one of those little dog toys, no matter how hard you squeeze.”
--“Kent, when you’re an alcoholic, let’s get drinks together.”
--“Sophie was up all night thinking of Kent. Especially how much you bother her.”
--“James, hitting puberty over there?”
--“Rick, go back to sleep, it was better that way.”
--“You look like a big green zit Bob. Actually, I stand corrected, a BIG green zit. James would like to squeeze you and watch what comes out.”
--“Whats your key?” “I don’t have one.” “HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET HOME?” (Referring to a math question)
--*James reading Great Expectations* "James, I had that of you, but you failed miserably."
-- “I need a tissue.” “You need to SHOOT? Are you a terrorist or a drug addict.”
--“You call one of them a locksmith, one a bum. What are you Bob?” “Well I don’t know, you call me gay, a terrorist…I can’t keep up.”
--Andrew: “That’s an odd word.” James: “Andrew shut your face.” Teacher: “Ahhhh, the love, I really feel it.”
--“You can divide anything by two, you can divide FROG by two!”
--Student: “I’m passionate about numbers.” Teacher: “Number of boyfriends? I know.”
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Anna Cassidy wrote:
Mr. Dooley: Even a nun could be a nun and be EVIL INSIDE!
i just thought of Dahlia with that one. XD
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carmen510 wrote:
Math Teacher Quotes: (Names have been changed to protect the guilty)
--“Bob the clown rhymes! It has such a nice ring to it. Wow, his shirt matches his age.”
--“When Rick dies, Kent will be putting empty beer cans on his grave every day.”
--“Why are you pressing and squeezing your nose? It doesn’t make a sound like one of those little dog toys, no matter how hard you squeeze.”
--“Kent, when you’re an alcoholic, let’s get drinks together.”
--“Sophie was up all night thinking of Kent. Especially how much you bother her.”
--“James, hitting puberty over there?”
--“Rick, go back to sleep, it was better that way.”
--“You look like a big green zit Bob. Actually, I stand corrected, a BIG green zit. James would like to squeeze you and watch what comes out.”
--“Whats your key?” “I don’t have one.” “HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET HOME?” (Referring to a math question)
--*James reading Great Expectations* "James, I had that of you, but you failed miserably."
-- “I need a tissue.” “You need to SHOOT? Are you a terrorist or a drug addict.”
--“You call one of them a locksmith, one a bum. What are you Bob?” “Well I don’t know, you call me gay, a terrorist…I can’t keep up.”
--Andrew: “That’s an odd word.” James: “Andrew shut your face.” Teacher: “Ahhhh, the love, I really feel it.”
--“You can divide anything by two, you can divide FROG by two!”
--Student: “I’m passionate about numbers.” Teacher: “Number of boyfriends? I know.”
--“Bob the clown rhymes! It has such a nice ring to it. Wow, his shirt matches his age.”
--“When Rick dies, Kent will be putting empty beer cans on his grave every day.”
--“Why are you pressing and squeezing your nose? It doesn’t make a sound like one of those little dog toys, no matter how hard you squeeze.”
--“Kent, when you’re an alcoholic, let’s get drinks together.”
--“Sophie was up all night thinking of Kent. Especially how much you bother her.”
--“James, hitting puberty over there?”
--“Rick, go back to sleep, it was better that way.”
--“You look like a big green zit Bob. Actually, I stand corrected, a BIG green zit. James would like to squeeze you and watch what comes out.”
--“Whats your key?” “I don’t have one.” “HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET HOME?” (Referring to a math question)
--*James reading Great Expectations* "James, I had that of you, but you failed miserably."
-- “I need a tissue.” “You need to SHOOT? Are you a terrorist or a drug addict.”
--“You call one of them a locksmith, one a bum. What are you Bob?” “Well I don’t know, you call me gay, a terrorist…I can’t keep up.”
--Andrew: “That’s an odd word.” James: “Andrew shut your face.” Teacher: “Ahhhh, the love, I really feel it.”
--“You can divide anything by two, you can divide FROG by two!”
--Student: “I’m passionate about numbers.” Teacher: “Number of boyfriends? I know.”
I think I like your math teacher...ROFL
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FlameInferno wrote:
carmen510 wrote:
Math Teacher Quotes: (Names have been changed to protect the guilty)
--“Bob the clown rhymes! It has such a nice ring to it. Wow, his shirt matches his age.”
--“When Rick dies, Kent will be putting empty beer cans on his grave every day.”
--“Why are you pressing and squeezing your nose? It doesn’t make a sound like one of those little dog toys, no matter how hard you squeeze.”
--“Kent, when you’re an alcoholic, let’s get drinks together.”
--“Sophie was up all night thinking of Kent. Especially how much you bother her.”
--“James, hitting puberty over there?”
--“Rick, go back to sleep, it was better that way.”
--“You look like a big green zit Bob. Actually, I stand corrected, a BIG green zit. James would like to squeeze you and watch what comes out.”
--“Whats your key?” “I don’t have one.” “HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET HOME?” (Referring to a math question)
--*James reading Great Expectations* "James, I had that of you, but you failed miserably."
-- “I need a tissue.” “You need to SHOOT? Are you a terrorist or a drug addict.”
--“You call one of them a locksmith, one a bum. What are you Bob?” “Well I don’t know, you call me gay, a terrorist…I can’t keep up.”
--Andrew: “That’s an odd word.” James: “Andrew shut your face.” Teacher: “Ahhhh, the love, I really feel it.”
--“You can divide anything by two, you can divide FROG by two!”
--Student: “I’m passionate about numbers.” Teacher: “Number of boyfriends? I know.”
--“Bob the clown rhymes! It has such a nice ring to it. Wow, his shirt matches his age.”
--“When Rick dies, Kent will be putting empty beer cans on his grave every day.”
--“Why are you pressing and squeezing your nose? It doesn’t make a sound like one of those little dog toys, no matter how hard you squeeze.”
--“Kent, when you’re an alcoholic, let’s get drinks together.”
--“Sophie was up all night thinking of Kent. Especially how much you bother her.”
--“James, hitting puberty over there?”
--“Rick, go back to sleep, it was better that way.”
--“You look like a big green zit Bob. Actually, I stand corrected, a BIG green zit. James would like to squeeze you and watch what comes out.”
--“Whats your key?” “I don’t have one.” “HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET HOME?” (Referring to a math question)
--*James reading Great Expectations* "James, I had that of you, but you failed miserably."
-- “I need a tissue.” “You need to SHOOT? Are you a terrorist or a drug addict.”
--“You call one of them a locksmith, one a bum. What are you Bob?” “Well I don’t know, you call me gay, a terrorist…I can’t keep up.”
--Andrew: “That’s an odd word.” James: “Andrew shut your face.” Teacher: “Ahhhh, the love, I really feel it.”
--“You can divide anything by two, you can divide FROG by two!”
--Student: “I’m passionate about numbers.” Teacher: “Number of boyfriends? I know.”
I think I like your math teacher...ROFL
your math teacher is pwnage
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inu98756 wrote:
Anna Cassidy wrote:
Mr. Dooley: Even a nun could be a nun and be EVIL INSIDE!
i just thought of Dahlia with that one. XD
Haha, I didn't even think of that! It works, though!
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Keenan (who was the king): I'm sorry about that
Me: It's okay. That happens on a daily basis.
Mrs. Anderson: I really should be worried be we don't have time for that now...
(Stuff like really happens on a daily basis. My friends are very 'affectionate'.)
This was from my 10th grade english teacher
Ms. White: Oh Frank, why don't you go hang out with your floppy-haired gang and do some drugs and leave me alone.
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SMASHING DAY FOR A BARBEQUE.
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Miss. G: Look at the watch on the wall!
Kid: It's called a clock...
Miss. G: Oh, thats because in Italy, the word for watch and clock are the same.
__________
Miss G: How do you say Beautiful Beaches in Spanish? (Her italian accent made it sound like 'Beautiful beetches.')
________________
Miss. G: Fix your Collette! (I think she meant collar....)
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Miss. G: You have to get used to sitting with people you don't like! (Again, accent made sitting sound like 'sleeping')
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*On non-uniform day*
*Some girls walk past Miss. W wearing short skirts*
Miss W to Mr B: Slags! heheheheh.
______________
(This ones not funy, but creepy...)
Miss Hawthorne: Did you know i have a daughter?
Kids: Really? What's her name?
Miss. H: Dahlia.
(That one scarred me for life.)
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STUDENT: Oh, are you gonna go see the dolphins? :D
MR. DZIEDZIC: Yes, yes, I'm going to shove tuna down my pants so they're attracted to me.
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DAHLIA'S REAL? *goes to the bomb shelter*
My geometry teacher last year was funny. Our class was composed of Decent Freshmen, and really dumb sophmores, so, whenever she explained the shapes, she'd be really thorough.
And this one's called a triangular prism. It's like a piece of cheese. And this one's a sphere. It's shaped like a ball.Then, one day, we walked into the class to find a hall pass from my art teacher hung up on the blackboard.
I hung it up so that when Mr. F becomes famous, I can say that I have a... Signature piece. (because he signed the hall pass)
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Narrator: There is an old story that a man whose outhouse overlooked the harbor, was using it on the day the British Navy came in. He opened his door right as he was doing his business when he saw them...
My Teacher: "Holy Ships!"
Class:....
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
From then on, "Ships" was my new substitute for shi*
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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In science class, it was basically some free time and we all obviously goofed off...the teacher started to try to ask one of my friends something...
Teacher: Hey Nick!
Nick: (Listening to music)
Teacher: Nick!
Nick:(Still listening to music)
Teacher: NICK!!!!
Nick: (Music listening)
Teacher: Hey SEXY!!!!!
Nick: What? what? who said that? Who was it? Wait was it MRS. (insert teacher's last name here)?!
Nick isn't much of a vain guy and he has a low opinion on himself so that definitely caught his attention...
Teacher: Turn off your iPod, you can't listen to music in class.
Nick:...
That teacher was awesome, she would even dance on people's desks when they're sleeping in class to wake them up!
And one time when we were supposed to be writing a thesis for an experiment, my friend instead decided to write a sex story about our teacher.
When she came to our desks to check on what we wrote, my friend's handwriting was so bad that she thought it was a real attempt to write the thesis. She only gave the theses small glances to check that they were done...
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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MR. DOOLEY: *reading the translation aloud* We are STUDENTS in this CLASSROOM. *says this while staring right at Noa*
ALL OF US: *shocked, seeing as how Noa wasn't doing anything (for once)*
NOA: What did I do?! D:
MR. DOOLEY: Huh?
Apparently he didn't really realize that he was staring at Noa, and he was just reading the translation. Once we all figured that out, of course, we laughed. It became something of an inside joke.
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(Prof) So, two rednecks walk into a bar.
(student)...
..........I don't think I know that one.
No, no. I'm talking about Lucy v. Zehmer.
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For your entertainment~ ♪
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One day we were taking notes and I think we were learning about atoms and stuff. And one part went kind of like:
Ms. Tice - "So, yea, hydrogen is always giving up its particles. Hydrogen always gives it away. In layman's terms, hydrogen is a whore."
xD
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Mr S (reading evaluation report from principal)
Class (working quietly)
Mr S "That Bitch!!
RE
Miss H "EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE!!!! And that kids is Scientology.
History
Student "Sir! you know Hitler?"
Mr M "Oh I know him well sure did'nt I go to secondary school with him and everything"
Nothing.
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When is Mr. M going to come in here and dance around with his 'Game Time' Bull shit (game time was what he called our standardized tests. He got really into it.)
What did you just say Ms. L? Mr. M? When did you get here?Class: *snickers*
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*sigh*
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Student: Ohh, how about Toxic by Britney Spears?
Teacher: ... Ugh, she is such a skank. A SKANK!
Student: ... Do I need to choose another song?
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Go on. Hug him. You know you want to.
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Quote:
Thank you for making me smile and for catching me up on the latest news. Somehow I can't wrap my head around the idea of you as a blonde in a red car and a senior, no less, taking calculus. Wow, that's just crazy.
That was from an email my teacher sent me a couple of days ago. She and I formally met when I was in the seventh grade, and I hadn't emailed her in like, two years.
....
I thought it was funny :c
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He loves his music
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Teacher: So how's it all going??
Friend 1: Pretty good.
Teacher:*walks behind our computer* So what are you doing?
Friend 2: Googling ourselves
Teacher: Oh thats cool! What did you come up with??
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