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So I met this guy a few days ago
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met this guy a few days ago
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a few days ago
So yeah. >_> Part of me wants to tell him to keep him at arm's length, part of me wants to ignore him too.
fuck
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Yaragorm wrote:
Kenny 57 wrote:
Yaragorm wrote:
Exactly.
Back on topic though....
Back on topic though....
Spoiler: Go ahead and call me pathetic some more...
OK I'm just gonna give you some advice and hope it helps. You're Married HERE. Maybe pay atention to your wife HERE. And then maybe after 6 months or so you'll find that maybe you can start a real relationship again. Also don't call her "master", the only masters you have are Your God, Croik, and the Master of Puppets, in that order
.You do realize this was over a month ago, right? although I'm still not over it...
*sigh* Anyways, wait a minute, if you get married on CR you're not allowed to have a social life? Screw that then.
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The Sandwich wrote:
GAGGING FOR COCK.
Awesome
Any hot action I get is only in my dreams.
BUT there's this bloke at work, Pervy Pete. I HATE him >.<
He's been flirting with me for ages and I've told him plenty of times that I'M NOT FUCKING INTERESTED but still he carries on.
And the other week I found out he has a girlfriend. What a fucking scumbag. I feel sorry for the poor cunt fucking him, anyone can do better than some prick like that.
see how it withers before my flower of justice
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oh and i met this guy last night and he invited me down to his house and ooohh weee that was fun hahahaha
fuck
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Kenny 57 wrote:
Yaragorm wrote:
silentxfilmstar wrote:
Or you could just shout random nonsense, it's like when you sing in Rock Band.
Exactly.
Back on topic though....
Spoiler: Go ahead and call me pathetic some more...
OK I'm just gonna give you some advice and hope it helps. You're Married HERE. Maybe pay atention to your wife HERE. And then maybe after 6 months or so you'll find that maybe you can start a real relationship again. Also don't call her "master", the only masters you have are Your God, Croik, and the Master of Puppets, in that order
.Now then, Back on topic.
I like this girl in my class but IDK if she likes me. I want to say that to her but I have a tendency to freak out and then back out. I think we go well together but I don't know what to do. Can anyone help?
I don't even think there's a word for this level of fail.
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The Sandwich wrote:
Trust me Looby, being tied down never stops anyone flirting. XD I hope he's good looking at least.
He's not bad looking but his personality is just soooooo FUCKING IRRITATING.
The Sandwich wrote:
oh and i met this guy last night and he invited me down to his house and ooohh weee that was fun hahahaha
lmao... lucky XD
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This other guy who I don't know it like on MSN "Come join me in bed." We both live in different towns, (thankfully) so it will be some trouble. lol
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The man before that was a high school boyfriend. When he tried to touch my breast, I pushed him away and broke up with him soon after.
The man before that was nobody.
Breast-touching is second base, right?
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Today, we were talking about why birds can fly and humans can't. One of the points (apart from the fact that the latter lacks flight mechanisms, aerodynamic design, and wings) that was alluded to was the fact that birds have enormous pectoral muscles, and humans...don't.
Me: "Birds have enormous pecs"
Then this girl that sits behind me goes: "I have enormous pecs!"
I don't know why she said it, but she did. Then she followed it up by asking "What are pecs?"
We all stared at her "pecs", and she freaked out.
@Yaragorm.
I read your tale. It brought heartsobs. My condolences will always be with you.
"licking earthworms?"
Fortunately, I never had an encounter like that. We've all learned, hopefully, to be more wary of our partners' intentions. Right?
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VeryHappyTaffy wrote:
Now, now, be nice to Kenny57, guys.
Mother... is that you?
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loobywright wrote:
VeryHappyTaffy wrote:
Now, now, be nice to Kenny57, guys.
Mother... is that you?
yes you horrible ungrateful child >8(
ffff- this isn't the opposite sex but I don't care.
I'M SICK OF ATTRACTING LITTLE GIRLS. I swear, I have had at least 5 little girls (by little, I mean from 4-10) with a HUGE crush on me (I'm a chick btw). One proposed to me (I wish I was joking). This would be kinda cute if it was just one girl, but the number keeps RISING. Do I excrete some scent that attracts little girls? OTL Better me than some pedo I guess. (But I guess it's not just with little girls, it's with little boys too, but they tend to be a lot less... bold..?) And when I say crush, I actually mean CRUSH. Not just a girl who treats me as if I'm her mommy/sister or a friend.
There are some other lovely things going on in my life, but not as annoying as THAT. There's a boy who I do not get a long with at all, he just keeps GLARING at me. I've never even spoken to the guy. (or, for that matter, spoken with anyone NEAR him)
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Femme Fatale wrote:
loobywright wrote:
VeryHappyTaffy wrote:
Now, now, be nice to Kenny57, guys.
Mother... is that you?
yes you horrible ungrateful child >8(
ffff- this isn't the opposite sex but I don't care.
I'M SICK OF ATTRACTING LITTLE GIRLS. I swear, I have had at least 5 little girls (by little, I mean from 4-10) with a HUGE crush on me (I'm a chick btw). One proposed to me (I wish I was joking). This would be kinda cute if it was just one girl, but the number keeps RISING. Do I excrete some scent that attracts little girls? OTL Better me than some pedo I guess. (But I guess it's not just with little girls, it's with little boys too, but they tend to be a lot less... bold..?) And when I say crush, I actually mean CRUSH. Not just a girl who treats me as if I'm her mommy/sister or a friend.
There are some other lovely things going on in my life, but not as annoying as THAT. There's a boy who I do not get a long with at all, he just keeps GLARING at me. I've never even spoken to the guy. (or, for that matter, spoken with anyone NEAR him)
Okay, now THAT is creepy.......
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just on wednesday last week my gf and i were getting into bed. so the passion starts to heat up, but eventually she tells me "i don't feel like it, i just want you to hold me".
i said 'what?? what was that!?"
and she utters the words that every dude dreads to hear: "you're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
now, i'm thinking 'wtf is she talking about!??' and she responds to my puzzled look by saying "can't you just love me for who i am and not what i do in bed?"
i realized that nothing was happening that night, so i just said fine and went to sleep. i was pretty pissed off.
the next day i called in sick and then told my gf that i was gonna spend the day with her. we went out to a nice lunch and after i took her shopping at a large department store. i walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. she couldn't decide which one to get, so i told her we might as well just get them all. she wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so i said she could pick out a pair for each outfit.
next we walked to the jewlery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. she was so excited, i can't even describe it. she must have thought i was one wave short of a shipwreck. i started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she's never even played tennis. i must have threw her for a loop when i told her it was fine. smiling with excited anticipation she finally said "alright, i think that's all. let's go to the checkout."
now, i could hardly contain myself when i blurted "mmh, nah, i don't feel like it."
the look on her face was completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "what!??!?"
so i replied "i just want you to hold that stuff for a while. you're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
and just when she had this look of complete homicidal rage on her face, i added "why can't you just love me for who i am and not for the things i buy you?"
that was last week, and there's been no action for me since then... but at least she knows i'm smarter than her.
remember remember the fifth of november the gunpowder treason and plot
i know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot
i know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot
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fawkes wrote:
okay guys i'm back and i got a whopper for ya.
just on wednesday last week my gf and i were getting into bed. so the passion starts to heat up, but eventually she tells me "i don't feel like it, i just want you to hold me".
i said 'what?? what was that!?"
and she utters the words that every dude dreads to hear: "you're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
now, i'm thinking 'wtf is she talking about!??' and she responds to my puzzled look by saying "can't you just love me for who i am and not what i do in bed?"
i realized that nothing was happening that night, so i just said fine and went to sleep. i was pretty pissed off.
the next day i called in sick and then told my gf that i was gonna spend the day with her. we went out to a nice lunch and after i took her shopping at a large department store. i walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. she couldn't decide which one to get, so i told her we might as well just get them all. she wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so i said she could pick out a pair for each outfit.
next we walked to the jewlery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. she was so excited, i can't even describe it. she must have thought i was one wave short of a shipwreck. i started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she's never even played tennis. i must have threw her for a loop when i told her it was fine. smiling with excited anticipation she finally said "alright, i think that's all. let's go to the checkout."
now, i could hardly contain myself when i blurted "mmh, nah, i don't feel like it."
the look on her face was completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "what!??!?"
so i replied "i just want you to hold that stuff for a while. you're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
and just when she had this look of complete homicidal rage on her face, i added "why can't you just love me for who i am and not for the things i buy you?"
that was last week, and there's been no action for me since then... but at least she knows i'm smarter than her.
just on wednesday last week my gf and i were getting into bed. so the passion starts to heat up, but eventually she tells me "i don't feel like it, i just want you to hold me".
i said 'what?? what was that!?"
and she utters the words that every dude dreads to hear: "you're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
now, i'm thinking 'wtf is she talking about!??' and she responds to my puzzled look by saying "can't you just love me for who i am and not what i do in bed?"
i realized that nothing was happening that night, so i just said fine and went to sleep. i was pretty pissed off.
the next day i called in sick and then told my gf that i was gonna spend the day with her. we went out to a nice lunch and after i took her shopping at a large department store. i walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. she couldn't decide which one to get, so i told her we might as well just get them all. she wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so i said she could pick out a pair for each outfit.
next we walked to the jewlery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. she was so excited, i can't even describe it. she must have thought i was one wave short of a shipwreck. i started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she's never even played tennis. i must have threw her for a loop when i told her it was fine. smiling with excited anticipation she finally said "alright, i think that's all. let's go to the checkout."
now, i could hardly contain myself when i blurted "mmh, nah, i don't feel like it."
the look on her face was completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "what!??!?"
so i replied "i just want you to hold that stuff for a while. you're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
and just when she had this look of complete homicidal rage on her face, i added "why can't you just love me for who i am and not for the things i buy you?"
that was last week, and there's been no action for me since then... but at least she knows i'm smarter than her.
LOL.
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remember remember the fifth of november the gunpowder treason and plot
i know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot
i know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot
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playing pretend
My brother and I got married like four times when we were kids
If you come across an older post of mine, sowwy
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Holy Hell wrote:
It's called
playing pretend
My brother and I got married like four times when we were kids
playing pretend
My brother and I got married like four times when we were kids
I did that too with my sister...
Spoiler: NSFW
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No one I knew got pretend marraiges when I was little.
I missed out.
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Yaragorm wrote:
Holy Hell wrote:
It's called
playing pretend
My brother and I got married like four times when we were kids
playing pretend
My brother and I got married like four times when we were kids
I did that too with my sister...
Spoiler: NSFW
Today's show is brought to you by the letter "I" for incest.
Yeah, but I never did the pretend marriage thing either. I did have a sweet cardboard house though.
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Catgrenade wrote:
Today's show is brought to you by the letter "I" for incest.
Spoiler: Ewwwick...even more NSFW
It's a funny topic for family reuinions.
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The Sandwich wrote:
So I met this guy a few days ago when I was out. He's pretty sweet and all, cute and mostly important of all, GAGGING FOR COCK. So I briefly hooked up with him, and now he's looking for something more than just empty sex. He's even offered to take on me on holiday (or vacation to you Americans) in a week or two. Now let me remind you.
So yeah. >_> Part of me wants to tell him to keep him at arm's length, part of me wants to ignore him too.
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So I met this guy a few days ago
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met this guy a few days ago
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a few days ago
So yeah. >_> Part of me wants to tell him to keep him at arm's length, part of me wants to ignore him too.
GET RID OF HIM!
Anyone this clingy so early on in a relationship would be hell getting rid of if you found out that you dont actually like later on.
Nothing.
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Seriously. The guy was a bit odd to begin with, though, so that may have contributed.
WARNING: My dA may contain swearing, bad fanart, and gratuitous lesbianism.
BTW, GIVE GUMSHOE SOME GODDAMN MONEY, BITCHES
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Anna Cassidy wrote:
I tried to have a pretend marriage when I was in 2nd grade, but the guy got cold feet.
Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield joke. haha (no offense or anything)
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johnny rainbow wrote:
Anna Cassidy wrote:
I tried to have a pretend marriage when I was in 2nd grade, but the guy got cold feet.
Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield joke. haha (no offense or anything)
None taken. I'm not entirely sure who that is, because I'm a moron, but it WAS something that deserves to be joked about.
EDIT: Having looked at Rodney Dangerfield's Wikipedia page, because I'm too lazy to do more intensive research, I have to agree with you.
WARNING: My dA may contain swearing, bad fanart, and gratuitous lesbianism.
BTW, GIVE GUMSHOE SOME GODDAMN MONEY, BITCHES
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The pretend marriages were super boring, back in the day.
But the pretend divorce suits that followed... Good times, good times.
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didn't had the time to read all but I will do. promise...
Now, here I go...
Spoiler: Never become like me(Insert Fragrance of dark cofee theme here...)
Don't think I'm a everytime sad person after this story, no I'm pretty fine but you may see that girls are atm not that what I want to deal with now...
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When I was in high school, I had a huge crush on our class's incredibly hot, athletic, and sexy vice president. I kept the whole thing a big secret for most of the year pretty well, actually. Then there was this one time during Physics class when our teacher started talking about the gravitational attraction between the Sun and the Earth. Then he goes, "See, it's just like normal attractions" and faces the vice president, "So how about you *name*? Do you think there's anybody in this class that's attracted to you?" And I think "Oh shit..." and just when I was about to go for a bathroom break everyone, and I mean EVERYONE just looked at me and someone pointed out that my face was all red... Cue embarrassment. Lasted for a whole 15 minutes, too.
My first year of college had a lot more. During the second semester, I ended up in a class for a higher batch due to a registration error (but fortunately I still received credit for it). And there was this really hot, Japanese-looking girl (I'm really weak for those types) in that class, too. She was so cute she ended up as a distraction for me, really. Soon some other older guys found out and tried to help me with it. I got a chance when we took a field trip to a museum, and when I finally got to talk to her, all I could say was... "Uh... No picture taking in the museum, please"... She probably thought I was a real dork.
Then one time in PE class I tried talking to this girl I liked. Those always ended in awkward silence.
And there's also a crazy girl at my college who flirts with me in a very, very creepy manner.
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Self-made signature. ^_^
inb4 For those who may think otherwise, I'm a guy.
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-Once made out in a forest. Literally.
-Once made out in a river in that same forest.
-Once made out in the middle of a highway in live traffic.
Also, when I was 8, there was this period of 3 months where I'd just wake up with hickies.
There was also another time when I was 8 where I was drinking chocolate liquors, not knowing it was liquor, and passed out. Not sure what happened then either.
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
I've done some boob and ass-grabbing as well, but I'm not going into that.
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You know on Facebook you can change your relationship status, well someone sent me a request to say we're engaged so I accepted, and while my friends all got that it was fake, some of my family thought it was real XD
I wish I was actually engaged though hahaha, but there are no
I work with some damn sexy doctors though but I'm too scared to talk to them LOL
Oh I did get some admiring glances today, but that was because my dress was riding up. I'm pretty sure I flashed my knickers to a few people.
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Got asked out by a a guy who then asked out a girl I knew online and now they're having an LDR and me and the guy aren't friends (he didn't like my opinion, even though I wasn't forcing it).
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loobywright wrote:
You know on Facebook you can change your relationship status, well someone sent me a request to say we're engaged so I accepted, and while my friends all got that it was fake, some of my family thought it was real XD
Oh I did get some admiring glances today, but that was because my dress was riding up. I'm pretty sure I flashed my knickers to a few people.
Oh I did get some admiring glances today, but that was because my dress was riding up. I'm pretty sure I flashed my knickers to a few people.
Oh god, that's gotten me and Doylie Mo so much shit. XD People keep thinking we're lesbian lovers.
I flash my knickers all the time so don't worry about it. YOU WANT PEOPLE TO LOOK AT YOU AFTER ALL. 8)
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Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*
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The Sandwich wrote:
Oh god, that's gotten me and Doylie Mo so much shit. XD People keep thinking we're lesbian lovers.
I flash my knickers all the time so don't worry about it. YOU WANT PEOPLE TO LOOK AT YOU AFTER ALL. 8)
I flash my knickers all the time so don't worry about it. YOU WANT PEOPLE TO LOOK AT YOU AFTER ALL. 8)
My family just don't get that I have a stupid sense of humour. They probably think I get home from work, turn on the telly and sit in a corner all night, rocking and eating chips.
Flashing knickers isn't good when they look like granny pants XD
see how it withers before my flower of justice
Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*
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I asked a girl (witj much brave getting yes I was kinda shy about sch things)If she wanna go with me for a date
at first she said :Yes
and at the end from the school day she said to me:Uhm . . .We can´t go for a date . . .I have already a friend . . .
I bet she told that to avoid to have a date with me . . .
A couple of months later exactly the same thing different girl . . .
Since then did I decided that I don´t need a girlfriend . . .I´ll wait for the right time
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
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