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Author: | justis76 [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:49 pm ] |
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Femme Fatale wrote: Yo mamma's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and MISSED. only one I know. This made me chuckle. :D |
Author: | SD-Rim_6 [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:00 pm ] |
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I have some more Spoiler: Some Yo momma Jokes Spoiler: And some dumb blonde jokes |
Author: | Yaragorm [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:09 pm ] |
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Spoiler: SOME BRAWL JOKES. |
Author: | justis76 [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:15 pm ] |
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Lol @ the last blonde joke, SD. Quote: -"Personally, I prefer the Stairs!" Words can not describe the happiness I feel right now. :D |
Author: | carbon monoxide [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:17 am ] |
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Meh... "Prostitutes are horrible!" Response: "Prostitues are Whore-ible!" Oh my god...that was such a bad pun...*facepen* |
Author: | elske55 [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:16 am ] |
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k A grandpa and his grandson are on a boat the grandson see's his grandfather smoking a cigar and asks "can i have a smoke" He replies "can u touch you dick to ur ass" to boy replies "no" "thn no you can't have a smoke" The next day he see's his grandfather drinking a beer and the boy says "can i have a sip" his grandfather replies "can u touch ur dick to ur ass" the boy again replies "no" "then no u can't have a drink" the next day the boy has cookies his grandfather askes "can i have a cookie" the boy replies "can you touch ur dick to ur ass" he replies "well as a matter afact i can" the boy replies "then go f*ck your self |
Author: | Yaragorm [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:17 am ] |
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elske55 wrote: k A grandpa and his grandson are on a boat the grandson see's his grandfather smoking a cigar and asks "can i have a smoke" He replies "can u touch you dick to ur ass" to boy replies "no" "thn no you can't have a smoke" The next day he see's his grandfather drinking a beer and the boy says "can i have a sip" his grandfather replies "can u touch ur dick to ur ass" the boy again replies "no" "then no u can't have a drink" the next day the boy has cookies his grandfather askes "can i have a cookie" the boy replies "can you touch ur dick to ur ass" he replies "well as a matter afact i can" the boy replies "then go f*ck your self Someone has already said this joke on this thread.... |
Author: | Ice-Ice [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:34 am ] |
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Lawyer Jokes.... God and Satan were constantly fighting over the line that separated Heavan and Hell. Every time God would move it to it's proper place, Satan would move it right back to where it was. One day God got tired of it. "I'm going to sue you," he said to Satan. "Oh yeah," the devil asked. "Where are you going to find a lawyer?" What's the difference between a lawyer and a flounder? One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder and one's a fish. |
Author: | Romeo [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:01 am ] |
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Spoiler: Yo Momma... |
Author: | SnowWright [ Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:05 am ] |
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@Scarred_owl: xD |
Author: | Ice-Ice [ Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:48 am ] |
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Must not.....You're mom goes to collage. *is pelted with rocks* Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. |
Author: | GigaHand [ Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:32 pm ] |
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The bus has a passenger limit: 160 persons OR yo momma. |
Author: | SD-Rim_6 [ Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:49 pm ] |
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Spoiler: Yo momma's |
Author: | Ice-Ice [ Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:03 pm ] |
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Spoiler: Yo Mama |
Author: | Romeo [ Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:07 pm ] |
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~yay, I started yo momma~ Spoiler: Moar Yo Momma jokes, lol. Thats me for Yo momma. I'm all out |
Author: | Bad Player [ Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:21 pm ] |
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Scarred_owl wrote: Yo momma so old, she got told to act his own age...and DIED Uhmmm.... |
Author: | Yaragorm [ Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:44 pm ] |
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These 'Yo Mama' jokes are hilarious! They make me glad I hate my mother! |
Author: | Romeo [ Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:26 am ] |
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Bad Player wrote: Scarred_owl wrote: Yo momma so old, she got told to act his own age...and DIED Uhmmm.... Lol, i put his instead of her...is that it, or did you not get it? |
Author: | Bad Player [ Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:11 pm ] |
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Scarred_owl wrote: Bad Player wrote: Scarred_owl wrote: Yo momma so old, she got told to act his own age...and DIED Uhmmm.... Lol, i put his instead of her...is that it, or did you not get it? No, I got it. It's the his/her thing. |
Author: | Ice-Ice [ Sun Oct 18, 2009 12:04 am ] |
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I've got some more cheesy jokes. Wow last time I heard that joke I fell off my dinosuar. What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? Brown-Chicken-Brown-Cow! (It's supposed to sound like Bow-Cicka-Wow-Wow.) |
Author: | Louise [ Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:01 pm ] |
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Why Sentence Structure Is So Important… The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people: Mary or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both decent workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Mary came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said, "Mary, I've never done this before, but I either have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like shit this morning. |
Author: | Ice-Ice [ Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:11 pm ] |
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Spoiler: 101 Ways To Annoy People |
Author: | SD-Rim_6 [ Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:51 pm ] |
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I had a cactus and then it died and I thought "Damn I'm less nurturing than a desert" |
Author: | Greeny [ Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:38 pm ] |
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So two baby seals walk into a club... |
Author: | SD-Rim_6 [ Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:43 pm ] |
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Surefire way to start a conversation: "What's you favorite color" Surefire way to end a conversation: "What's your favorite color person" I used to eat at this restaurant in my neighborhood but not anymore because I saw a sign in the bathroom that said "All employees must wash their hands, especially you Carl" When your lost and you have a map people will most likely help, but the same can not be said if you have a globe I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that is 100,000 pieces and when finished it says "GO OUTSIDE" |
Author: | DiBiase [ Thu Oct 22, 2009 10:30 pm ] |
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Greeny wrote: So two baby seals walk into a club... They sit down, have a couple drinks- I go up to them and ask them "Why the long face", then they tell me they are seals not horses, I walk away awkwardly. At least that is more original. |
Author: | Ice-Ice [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:19 am ] |
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Prepare for horrible puns. So I was walking down the street and I saw this guy. I ran up to him and asked what his name was for he looked awfully familiar. He said his name was Luke. I looked at him right in the eyes and said...."You Luke funny." I know a guy by the last name of DeLite. When I first met him I said "I'm DeLited to meet you." These jokes are so punny. |
Author: | Yaragorm [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:16 am ] |
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Spoiler: OH GOD, MORE BRAWL JOKES. |
Author: | Bad Player [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:58 am ] |
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Ice-Ice wrote: So I was walking down the street and I saw this guy. I ran up to him and asked what his name was for he looked awfully familiar. He said his name was Luke. I looked at him right in the eyes and said...."You Luke funny." I know a guy by the last name of DeLite. When I first met him I said "I'm DeLited to meet you." These jokes are so punny. ...Punjustifiable. |
Author: | TheBaronAndEma [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:23 pm ] |
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Spoiler: Yo' Momma, again |
Author: | SD-Rim_6 [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:42 pm ] |
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Yo mama's so dumb she thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia A good way to add insult to injury is writing "Your a dick and you deserve this" on someones cast |
Author: | Cal Santiago [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:48 pm ] |
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A corny one. Q: "What do you call a bird that likes to spit?" A: "Haaaaaaaawwk." But I like it anyways. XD |
Author: | Jean Descole [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:46 pm ] |
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LightningfistCal wrote: A corny one. Q: "What do you call a bird that likes to spit?" A: "Haaaaaaaawwk." But I like it anyways. XD LOL That's a great one! |
Author: | Ice-Ice [ Sat Oct 24, 2009 2:35 am ] |
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Yo mama so fat when she went to get surgery, they lifted up one of her fat rolls and a sandwich fell out. Edite: Oh dear another pun. I was talking to this creep at my school named Matt. I really didn't like the way I was looking at me so I slammed my fist into the tabled and screeched "What the MATTer with you?!" |
Author: | elske55 [ Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:51 pm ] |
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Yaragorm wrote: elske55 wrote: k A grandpa and his grandson are on a boat the grandson see's his grandfather smoking a cigar and asks "can i have a smoke" He replies "can u touch you dick to ur ass" to boy replies "no" "thn no you can't have a smoke" The next day he see's his grandfather drinking a beer and the boy says "can i have a sip" his grandfather replies "can u touch ur dick to ur ass" the boy again replies "no" "then no u can't have a drink" the next day the boy has cookies his grandfather askes "can i have a cookie" the boy replies "can you touch ur dick to ur ass" he replies "well as a matter afact i can" the boy replies "then go f*ck your self Someone has already said this joke on this thread.... oops srry must have missed it my bad |
Author: | Starbvck [ Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:11 am ] |
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What's brown and sticky? A stick! ~~~~ What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A lawyer can remove his wingtips at night. ~~~~ What do you call a lawyer with half a brain? "Your honor". What about with no brain? "Senator". ~~~~ Yo momma dumb, she thinks crunch berries grow on trees! ~~~~ Spoiler: PG-13 |
Author: | SnowWright [ Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:19 am ] |
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What's the difference between Manfred and a sour prune? One's bigger the other one's smaller Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" |
Author: | Starbvck [ Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:35 pm ] |
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Yo momma so fat, even Naruto can't believe it! Yo momma so fat, she eats her cereal out of the Rose Bowl! Yo momma so fat, she stopped the Juggernaut! |
Author: | GigaHand [ Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:55 pm ] |
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Starbvck wrote: Yo momma so dumb, she thinks crunch berries grow on trees! And then proceeded to sue the cereal company. The only reason some space shuttles explode after launch is because Chuck Norris threw them too hard. There are no nuclear weapons; only beacons that tell Chuck Norris where to punch the ground. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. He got it. There's one type of person in this world: Those who are stronger than Chuck Norris and those who aren't. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. |
Author: | Yaragorm [ Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:00 am ] |
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Billy Mays can sell Kryptonite to Superman Billy Mays can sell the Holocaust to a Jew Billy Mays could sell Billy Mays to Billy Mays Billy Mays could sell your mom. Billy Mays could sell your soul Billy Mays could sell fail to Chuck Norris Billy Mays could sell a vegetarian some veal. |
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