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Lol when she's 6, she'll look like an adult and Jacob will finally be able to bone her. But she'll be 6 still XD Oh god. Not to mention that Edward can hear his thoughts. Rofl.


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Watch her be wrinkly and get Alzheimers and lose all her teeth at 9, and see how hot Jacob thinks she is. He'll have to go ahead and go super-pedo because by the time she's old enough for him, she will look like worm poop.


My sister was zetta excited about this book. I can't wait to see what she thinks of this Renesmee asshole by the end.
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I...really dont like her. I thought she was kind've...I'm not sure how to describe it, but I disliked the books.
It didn't help that my friend Cory is a big Twilight fan and won't take any criticism.

Plus, they're already making a movie!? That's just crap right there. I mean, The Colour of Magic and Artemis Fowl movies have been in production for how long? And The H2G2 movie was stuck in develpment hell for a long, long time. I just don't find it fair.
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^ Dude, the movie's DONE.
I'm willing to bet they're gonna start filming New Moon any month now.

I'll be crying all the way through. I mean, if the movie is worse than the book as per usual, then my eyes will burn out of their sockets.
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*bursts out laughing* OH GOD! Is this really what happens? Well, no more reason to read the series now *toss behind back into endless abyss* For my trip to Japan I reluctantly decided to try reading the 2nd book, just to know who this "Jacob" whatshisface guy was. I bought it at Target (actually my bro brought it up and he's all, "Is this that one series your cousin told you to read?" "Yah I guess... *toss in cart*" I wasn't gonna get it from the library cuz I hated losing library books and if I lost it halfway around the world, I'd be pretty screwed, so I though, "meh, another to add to my collection." Once we were on the plane, I was gonna kill the 10 hours of flight by reading the book, and then I realize... I picked up the third book on accident. *facepalm* (lolz I did the same thing with the PW series XD) It confuses me when they don't have the actual number printed on the side... <_< *looks stupid* ANYWAYS, *cough* I don't even wanna read it anymore. I'm really hoping Target will let me return the stupid thing (so I can save up for The World Ends With You and New Blood <3) or else I'll donate it or something.

If I ever watch the Twilight movie, it shall be at a get-together with my friends where we will rent the movie, watch it, and criticize it to the extent of our comic ability.
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If I ever watch the Twilight movie, it shall be at a get-together with my friends where we will rent the movie, watch it, and criticize it to the extent of our comic ability.


This.
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I'll probably go watch Twilight on opening night with a couple of my Twihater friends just to make fun of it, then go to all the Twitards I know and tell them not to watch it and give them a whole shitload of reasons to drop Twilight. Then we conquer the world. >3

But in all seriousness, I bet I'll watch Twilight to see if it's good or not. Meh. :P
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WE MUST SAVE THE WORLD FROM TWILIGHT!
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Or at least BD. *really can't wait for the reviews to come in*

I'm thinking of analyzing the series on my TeenInk blog. Should I do it and risk getting yelled at by legions of teenagers? ._.
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YES. Do it. And when they scream at you, be all smug and stuff and say "Freedom of speech, bitches." 8D
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Jade wrote:
If I ever watch the Twilight movie, it shall be at a get-together with my friends where we will rent the movie, watch it, and criticize it to the extent of our comic ability.


Do it MST3K style :D
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Just looking over my contacts list, I saw one '<3 <3 <3 OMFG BREAKING DAWN IS AWESOOOOOOME!!! <3 <3 <3' ...Oh dear.
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Akane wrote:
Jade wrote:
If I ever watch the Twilight movie, it shall be at a get-together with my friends where we will rent the movie, watch it, and criticize it to the extent of our comic ability.


Do it MST3K style :D


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YES. Do it. And when they scream at you, be all smug and stuff and say "Freedom of speech, bitches." 8D


Will do. I'll link you guys when I put it up.
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HOSH--
I just realized who Jacob was... XD wow, that shows how much attention I payed to names when I was reading this book. *reading Twilight.... the encyclopedia dramatica version ;D*
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My friends and I actually have a plan to ignore it for the first week, then go see it and snark about it as much as possible. Because sarcastic comments=<3 for us.

As for BD...ok, I haven't been a gigantic fan of the series. I can deal with them, despite it being rather n00bish and SMeyer trying to pass off MarySue!Bella obsessing over supahot!vampire as a plot for the majority of the books. But that was just...not right. The only redeeming quality was Jacob's section.

RazeTora-YES. Please. I've been trying to compile a collection of snarky/funny Twilight reviews/anylyzements of the seires to read if I accidentally sucked into a Twihard section of the 'net. Speaking of which, here are some of the funnier ones-

Cleolinda's review of Breaking Dawn, part 1. (Her reviews of the other books are linked above that.)

I want to beat Edward Cullen with a stick.
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There is a lot of hilarious stuff on LJ. Check out mmmcradle and you'll generally find links to some pretty good things :)
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The Darren Shan Saga was much better. Darren Shan (Yes, that's the author's name) didn't abuse the thesaurus 24/7, had a main character who wasn't whiny and dependent, and had a good plot. Also, the vampires were vulnerable and some of them actually died. Stephenie Meyers is overrated. Nuff' said.
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