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Oh, one time, this girl I liked walked past a narrow aisle of which my hand was leaning in the middle of (inadvertently) and her crotch ran over my hand. She smiled at me and laughed. =D

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Oh, one time, this girl I liked walked past a narrow aisle of which my hand was leaning in the middle of (inadvertently) and her crotch ran over my hand. She smiled at me and laughed. =D

:bellboy:

Oh my god, I did that too...with my master.......

This thread and some of my friends have sort of allowed me to get over her and try to find new love....only problem is, my feelings for her were just replaced with fear.....

Just last week this other girl said I'm very annoying but cute, which is weird because I'm probably not that cute at all....... :bellboy:
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I've only had one "real" boyfriend, and that lasted about a week, if that. It was about a month ago (and I'm 16, so this is pretty weak...), and for some reason, it didn't feel right. Now I see this guy in a totally different light and am outright disgusted by him. I'm too shy to acquire a boyfriend, I'm that girl that sits in the back of the classroom and only talks when called upon. And I've only had guys come near me when they see my car keys and have no ride home. *sigh* One day...
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Spoiler: Long Story about a Pathetic Boy
Originally I didn't want to post this story (It started at the beginning of the school year) but then it's been getting so annoying and out of hand recently I just need to vent this anger out.

earlier in the school year, while I was checking my other email account (the one that I only use to sign up for things that are pointless) I found a message waiting for me saying "A Letter From [...] (Plz don't laugh)" The letter was from a kind of creepy guy (who recently removed me from his friends list on FaceBook). The kind who continued to annoy me about being pedobait or "loli-material" -- which made more guys start doing that. (Ugh, do you know how annoying it is when sexual offenders (particularly pedos) are in the neighbourhood and the first thing someone shouts is referring to you?). 2 years ago he asked me for help with this girl he liked (one of my friends) so I offered lame help. He also recently moved away.

Well, so I recieved a letter from him. I'm not sure whether I should post this or not. But, I will, considering this guy annoys me and pretty much was a jerk to all my friends, I won't put his name but I'll just disclose the main point of the letter:

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I've wanted to tell you this for some time, but could not tell you till the safety of 2,000 miles was on my side. Fact is: I love you. Simply put. I know you'll first think that I am joking, I wouldn't blame you. I know I come off as an asshole to most, but I didn't mean to be like that to you, of all people.

Truth is, I genuinely cared about you, and it really bothered me when we drifted away as friends last year. I don't know what happened there, but I realised now I have legitimate feelings for you.

I know that confessing my love to you in an e-mail might seem futile, but I honestly couldn't tell you this in person. I don't know whether you'll reply or not, but I had to get this off my chest.


I shared a summary of the message with several friends--and anyone who asked, really. One girl told me he had started a rumour that I had had a crush on him when we were in Grade 7-- needless to say I didn't even know him in Grade 7, I met him a year afterwards. The thought of him liking me disgusts me to an... almost abnormal extent. I never really hated the guy completely-- sure he annoyed me, but the thought of being in his fantasies seriously repulses me.

A couple weeks after the letter I got a call from a friend. She asked me "Hey, I... I have a message to deliver to you?" She was very vague, but mentioned a letter. I somehow caught what she was referring to and told her if she was referring to a love letter from [that boy] I read it. "Ah" she said, apparently he got one of his friends to get her to tell me to read the letter. She was confused and told me just to speak with his friend directly. Apparently, he never even wrote the letter, he got his friend to help him write it (aka write the whole damn thing) so he could send it to me. Apparently, he was getting very worried about the fact that I never even responded, so I was forced to send an email telling him I never have and never will like him.

Then, though he moved out of the country, he came back to visit. He visited my school. I didn't want to deal with him, so I tried to avoid him as much as possible.

He asked for me. I hid.

Also, he's been trying to add me back on FaceBook (even though he's the one that removed me) and he's been trying to get my friends to tell me sad stories about his life at his new school. I could honestly care less. I've never been happier to remember that I blocked him 2 years ago-- not surprisingly, he's been coming online a lot more often now.

I don't even know how the guy even got kind of popular. He wasn't even funny.


So now I have to get a pathetic and annoying boy off my back even though he's 2000 miles away from me.

I understand people have crushes and all, but jesus fucking christ, he's in a different school, in a different city in a different country. I've rejected him already, why doesn't he just MOVE ON. I'd think I'd be able to laugh at it if he didn't try to get my own FRIENDS who he never even SPOKE to before hand (nevertheless even tolerated) to make me sympathise with him when I have utterly no reason to. So he's getting beat up at his new school for being an arrogant, perverted prick? Good riddance.

In other news, I just wanted to share this: I have this kid in my English class who absolutely ADMIRES me. I guessed that he went on 4chan (not hard to guess) and he was simply astonished. I even knew all of his (outdated) internet meme references. He was so shocked. It's so creepy but it's hilarious. I want to say he's joking but I don't think he is. For the rest of the day he believed everything I said completely, I think I'm just gonna bullshit with this guy until he realises I'm making half of this stuff up on the spot.
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Saraaaaa, I want to play hide the sausage with you <3 I'm a nice boy and I don't stalk :pearl:
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@Femme Fatale: Wow, you were right to reject him. From what you've said, he does seem like a jerk. He kinda reminds me of myself and this other guy I read about in the school paper......
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loobywright wrote:
Saraaaaa, I want to play hide the sausage with you <3 I'm a nice boy and I don't stalk :pearl:


oh looby~ ♥ dokidoki

i-it's n-not like I l-like you or anything! ♥ B-baka!

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@Femme Fatale: Wow, you were right to reject him. From what you've said, he does seem like a jerk. He kinda reminds me of myself and this other guy I read about in the school paper......


To be honest, I would have rejected him even if he was a nice guy. (vain)

But his horrible qualities don't help. Besides, at least other jerks have ways to make up for it, this guy has no reason to be as cocky as he is. (not handsome not smart not talented unless you count his practise in jerking off) So he can find porn quickly? Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. Why did so many people in my old school like him is a mystery. you don't have to call me femme fatale by the way, just call me sara. online usernames are too confusing.
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Yaragorm wrote:
Just last week this other girl said I'm very annoying but cute, which is weird because I'm probably not that cute at all....... :bellboy:

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So, uh, I probably have a boyfriend.

Thing is, we were both really drunk but still sober enough to remember what we talked about.

There're still other people in the house so I can't really ask him if he meant it, but who knows? Either way, last night was fun.
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The other day, some guys shouted "HEY, CUTIE!" to me from a car. At least, I assume it was directed towards me, since I was the only one around.

Things like that really help my self-esteem. ^^

Other than that, I've had no encounters lately.

Also, Johnny, I honestly didn't know you were gay.
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Oh, I'm not. I don't like calling myself bi either though, so just think of me as open-minded or something.
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So I had two encounters with the opposite sex recently...

Spoiler: Halloween...a little bit unsafe but not really.
Alright, my only friend who is a girl decides to throw a Halloween party at her house on Halloween night. It goes great and all but eventually it becomes a disaster after someone apparently somehow must've put some kind of drugs into the root beer....

Seriously, I got so wasted and had no memory of what happened after I was telling this girl what the english homework was and when I gained some consciousness, I noticed my penis felt so sore that I got really worried that I screwed up.... Luckily nothing sexual seems to have happened, I called that girl later and she said that all I did was flirt with some other girl and her boyfriend kicked me in the crotch...

Next time I'm going to stay home and give out candy to the kids...


Spoiler: This was today
So I'm sitting in the BART, on my way back from a field trip when I hear all these girls from my French class gossipping about random things. Eventually they start talking about me. They thought I couldn't hear their conversation because I had headphones on but were too dumb to realize that I had turned down the volume.

One brought up the subject of my 'master' then another interrupted her and tried to argue with her that I was gay because she'd seen me do gay things before (which I don't remember at all :beef: ). They actually started yelling their opinion on my sexuality.........in the end, they were thankfully broken up when we finally arrived at the final stop and got off.

Somehow they unanimously agreed I was bisexual....

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O...k...?
Lol at the first one. The 2nd one...wut?
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O...k...?
Lol at the first one. The 2nd one...wut?

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Somebody at work (a different somebody than that somebody from before) always says hi to me whenever I see him.

He even winked at me yesterday. I think he thinks I'm someone else.


Oh and I still have massive crushes on 3 fellas at the same time. Damn.
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Yaragorm wrote:
So I had two encounters with the opposite sex recently...

Spoiler: Halloween...a little bit unsafe but not really.
Alright, my only friend who is a girl decides to throw a Halloween party at her house on Halloween night. It goes great and all but eventually it becomes a disaster after someone apparently somehow must've put some kind of drugs into the root beer....

Seriously, I got so wasted and had no memory of what happened after I was telling this girl what the english homework was and when I gained some consciousness, I noticed my penis felt so sore that I got really worried that I screwed up.... Luckily nothing sexual seems to have happened, I called that girl later and she said that all I did was flirt with some other girl and her boyfriend kicked me in the crotch...

Next time I'm going to stay home and give out candy to the kids...


Spoiler: This was today
So I'm sitting in the BART, on my way back from a field trip when I hear all these girls from my French class gossipping about random things. Eventually they start talking about me. They thought I couldn't hear their conversation because I had headphones on but were too dumb to realize that I had turned down the volume.

One brought up the subject of my 'master' then another interrupted her and tried to argue with her that I was gay because she'd seen me do gay things before (which I don't remember at all :beef: ). They actually started yelling their opinion on my sexuality.........in the end, they were thankfully broken up when we finally arrived at the final stop and got off.

Somehow they unanimously agreed I was bisexual....



These were both pretty fun stories. Thank you for the experiences. :)

P.S.- You should stop refering to her as "master" though. I dunno whether to think of it as "creepy" or "annoying".
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P.S.- You should stop refering to her as "master" though. I dunno whether to think of it as "creepy" or "annoying".


You see the thing is, I've been calling her master so much that I forgot her real name.

Though sometimes I refer to her as 'former master'........
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johnny rainbow wrote:
P.S.- You should stop refering to her as "master" though. I dunno whether to think of it as "creepy" or "annoying".


I agree. It does sound quite clingy and it sounds like you've not put it past you yet.
Using a derogatory name instead should help you get over it. Master just sounds too prideful.
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Coppo wrote:
johnny rainbow wrote:
P.S.- You should stop refering to her as "master" though. I dunno whether to think of it as "creepy" or "annoying".


I agree. It does sound quite clingy and it sounds like you've not put it past you yet.
Using a derogatory name instead should help you get over it. Master just sounds too prideful.

I knew it was a word :D

Uuum my friend recently texted me when slightly drunk saying he liked me and went on to describe a huge list of whys, which was pretty sweet. We decided we'll probably go out once he actually asks me out (I like to know these things before hand so he's telling me where and when so I don't run screaming in fear).
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Somehow they unanimously agreed I was bisexual....

Eh, nothin' wrong with being bisexual. Unless you're an emo kid who's just faking it to get attention, which I highly doubt you are.
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Anna Cassidy wrote:
Yaragorm wrote:
Somehow they unanimously agreed I was bisexual....

Eh, nothin' wrong with being bisexual. Unless you're an emo kid who's just faking it to get attention, which I highly doubt you are.

There´s nothing about it at all
But if people think that u are in fact bisexual(Even if u are NOT)is thsi not ok ´cause then people will treat u different than before(Not me!)
I simply think it´s wrong if people think wrong about u :think:
That´s the bad thing about it not your sexualitiy
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Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
Anna Cassidy wrote:
Yaragorm wrote:
Somehow they unanimously agreed I was bisexual....

Eh, nothin' wrong with being bisexual. Unless you're an emo kid who's just faking it to get attention, which I highly doubt you are.

There´s nothing about it at all
But if people think that u are in fact bisexual(Even if u are NOT)is thsi not ok ´cause then people will treat u different than before(Not me!)
I simply think it´s wrong if people think wrong about u :think:
That´s the bad thing about it not your sexualitiy


Despite the strangely wordedness, I agree.
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English version of CP's post: There's nothing wrong with being bisexual, but it's bad if they think you are and you're not.

Well, duh. Thanks captain obvious.
I think one of my teachers calls bis "sexually confused". It makes me lol.
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I don't have a story that shamefull XD but i think i'm gonna tell you anyways.

When i was in Highschool i met a girl, she looks like inocent and cute at first and the first time we talk. She somehow managed to know my name, so i freak out and started to call her "witch" (thanks to a friend of mine ¬¬) so we started to hate each other for a time.

We end up in the same college and still have our fights where everyone end ups saying that we were going to end as a couple one day. Ironic that the girl i've called witch for almost two years is my girlfriend now XD
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Update on my status:

He's actually been conversing with me a lot more than before that night, so it might be a sign. He even called me to see how I was doing, which none of my friends in Japan have done until now.

If this is just a sign of really good friendship then I still wouldn't mind. Nothing but good will come out of this. :V
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Somebody at work (a different somebody than that somebody from before) always says hi to me whenever I see him.

He even winked at me yesterday. I think he thinks I'm someone else.


Oh and I still have massive crushes on 3 fellas at the same time. Damn.


What I've seen from your pics so far...
You should be the most confident Mo'fo in C-R. I'm not exaggerating. If they won't come to you, go to them. >:)
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I think one of my teachers calls bis "sexually confused". It makes me lol.

Oh, my friends call me this all the time...

Spoiler: Today's experience
Yesterday I got a black eye thanks to my dog and when I went to school today, people kept asking me how I got it. This one girl asked me if a boxer punched me in the eye, well since my dog just so happens to be a Boxer, I said yes. The girl then knocked me down, kneeled next to me, and pressed her metal water bottle on my eye loudly asking if it was getting better.

Luckily I was able to get her to stop by crying for help and shouting the word rape over and over.

I think she got a referral to the office, I kinda feel sorry for her...

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If I were you, I'd tell her that the water bottle wasn't helping, but there was something else she could do to make you feel better... :hotti:
Although if you didn't do it as perfectly as I can, you might have ended up with 2 black eyes instead of 1.
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What I've seen from your pics so far...
You should be the most confident Mo'fo in C-R. I'm not exaggerating. If they won't come to you, go to them. >:)


Oh damn :bellboy: XD


@Yaragorm - you should have kicked her in the minge.
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Yara...you should...umm...
I would have fought back, like...elbowed her in the chin. What a fucking prick. You should charge her with assault.
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I don't think hitting her would've done any good, I'm rather weak and spineless... :payne:
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God, Yaragorm, stop putting yourself down. You can look weak and spineless, but still be able to deal explosive damage. A glock looks like nothing next to a morningstar, yet I'd rather have a loaded glock anyday. Shock her into submission. Then rape her to teach her a lesson.
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Um, I think shouting for help was fine enough...that girl had very strong arms despite her petite appearance.
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Strong arms does well for grappling. However, you don't necessarily need muscle to deal a lot of force.

In other words, punching her in the face will hurt her. Yaragorm, my friend, you need to stick up for yourself. That way you don't get bullied, because you don't let people bully you.
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Oh....well, I don't really like hitting anybody, you know, I don't hit girls and I don't hit guys. :shy:

But I don't think she was bullying me, I had never met her before and she was probably just trying to help in her own odd way...
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Hmm...You know,I was never under the impression this was a bully, just a very stupid girl. Lol. Musta been how he had phrased it...
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justis76 wrote:
Hmm...You know,I was never under the impression this was a bully, just a very stupid girl. Lol. Musta been how he had phrased it...

No you were right, she wasn't a bully as far as my friends knew when I asked them....
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Delicious cupcakes!

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Aw, I like this thread. It's entertaining :3
I shall post my dramatic and strange boyfriend past when I have time tomorrow ;3
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loobywright wrote:
Oh and I still have massive crushes on 3 fellas at the same time. Damn.


:larry: I know what that feels like…

@Yaragorm: Well, that's one way to deal with problems… :Hoboright:

More on-topic, I have an interesting story to share.
Spoiler: Nothing bad
Okay so I went to my friend's house the other day (who is a girl), whom I hadn't seen all summer.

The layout is difficult to explain, so please tell me if this makes sense. When you enter the house, to the right is a living room and to the front is the kitchen. Enter the kitchen and turn right twice and you're in the living room. (I'll draw a diagram if it's needed). Anyways, I walked into the kitchen and she called me from the living room to ask if I wanted anything to eat. We met where the kitchen and living room meet—around a corner.

Let me now explain that she is very small (as if I'm not. pffft). Before the summer, she was about 4ft, 10in - 5ft, 0in tall. I come around the corner, looking down, only to be face-to-face with… not her face. I was paralyzed for what felt like a minute or two. She, erm, really grew over the summer. In more than one way. :yuusaku:

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Me and my best friend the AAS

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XDDD normally for the look-a-like that kitsunaii have with my girl i call her witch. But i think i'd rather to wait for her story n_n

Today a friend of mine and me fight for a dollar in front on our Instrumental Analytic Chemistry XD that teacher is so AWESOME!
I'm feeling invincible tonight
I'm alive
Take a look into my eyes
This time I'ma take you for a ride
I'm invincible tonight
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