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loobywright wrote:
I've done that to so many blokes XD I'm gonna be single forever hahaha
we can be single
together. :D
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I'm exactly like that too. I don't go all out when I flirt, sometimes I'm just being nice and friendly to them and then they start liking me. I always freak out too, so I just ignore them and if I ever talk to them, I'm really bitchy until they get the hint and leave me alone.
fuck we're all horrible. lol
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ffff i wish i wasn't sick so i could have anything interesting to tell. i was at a friend's birthday party and there were a couple of guys there but they were all effeminate as hell and i'm pretty sure all of them were in the closet so it wasn't any fun...
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I guess I should go out more often
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we can be single
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together. :D
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ffff i wish i wasn't sick so i could have anything interesting to tell. i was at a friend's birthday party and there were a couple of guys there but they were all effeminate as hell and i'm pretty sure all of them were in the closet so it wasn't any fun...
Haha it sounds like it would be great though XD
At work today I saw one of the blokes who I think likes me. I was approaching the office he was in and he was having a normal conversation with one of his colleagues, but when I was talking to him he started stuttering. I had to remind him that I had to sign something before I was allowed to walk off with it XD It was a bit awkward though, I couldn't look at him XD!!!
On a more embarrassing note though, the doctor who
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loobywright wrote:
On a more embarrassing note though, the doctor who I AM SO IN LOVE WITH I like was talking on his phone to someone and I didn't realise I was staring at him until I walked into a wall XD! I don't think he saw though!
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On a more embarrassing note though, the doctor who I AM SO IN LOVE WITH I like was talking on his phone to someone and I didn't realise I was staring at him until I walked into a wall XD! I don't think he saw though!
lmao!! Aww, I know, I do things like that a lot too. I usually run into people, I haven't ran into walls... yet kekeke
Something like that happens whenever I'm in a conference with my English teacher (or just whenever he talks to me), I stare at him and space out and then he asks me something about my paper and I come back to reality, not having any clue as to what the hell he was talking about.
Oh!! So, new story: I was just talking to a guy in my German class awhile ago on Facebook and we got a bit into a conversation where he was telling me basically the same thing I mentioned here (the bit where guys like me and I don't like them), and I agreed and told him pretty much the same thing I said here, as well as agreed to some other things he liked. He then said something like,
"We have a lot in common, so I guess that means we're "together" right? (enter space, enterspace)
Just kidding. I don't want you to be bitchy towards me."
Then I said something like, "well I don't know you enough to hate you...at least not yet!!"
Then he said, "Good. That means I still have a chance."
EDIT:
Ok, I'm weirded out for real. So today I decided to study for our German exam with this guy. I didn't think anything of it and we just talked for the most part. We got along pretty well and it was easy to talk to him. So anyways, after my exam, I went home and took a nap. I woke up not too long ago and found that he left me a message on Facebook. This is what it said:
"Glad that's over. By the way, since we didn't really study when we hung out today, I'm counting that as our first date. How far do you go on the second? I think protocol calls for making out, but I guess that is the lady's choice. Also, I have some funny shit to relate about Herr Skaggs(a guy in our German class) that I'm too lazy to type right now. Call *insert phone number* or else email me here for further details. Good day."
WHAT THE HELL. I'm not interested in him like that. I'm going to tell him that, but seriously, this guy is 30 years old with 2 kids (he's not married anymore) and I'm 21. I don't want to date someone *that* much older than me. I never thought of him that way or anything...
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Ok, I'm weirded out for real. So today I decided to study for our German exam with this guy. I didn't think anything of it and we just talked for the most part. We got along pretty well and it was easy to talk to him. So anyways, after my exam, I went home and took a nap. I woke up not too long ago and found that he left me a message on Facebook. This is what it said:
"Glad that's over. By the way, since we didn't really study when we hung out today, I'm counting that as our first date. How far do you go on the second? I think protocol calls for making out, but I guess that is the lady's choice. Also, I have some funny shit to relate about Herr Skaggs(a guy in our German class) that I'm too lazy to type right now. Call *insert phone number* or else email me here for further details. Good day."
WHAT THE HELL. I'm not interested in him like that. I'm going to tell him that, but seriously, this guy is 30 years old with 2 kids (he's not married anymore) and I'm 21. I don't want to date someone *that* much older than me. I never thought of him that way or anything...
Ok, I'm weirded out for real. So today I decided to study for our German exam with this guy. I didn't think anything of it and we just talked for the most part. We got along pretty well and it was easy to talk to him. So anyways, after my exam, I went home and took a nap. I woke up not too long ago and found that he left me a message on Facebook. This is what it said:
"Glad that's over. By the way, since we didn't really study when we hung out today, I'm counting that as our first date. How far do you go on the second? I think protocol calls for making out, but I guess that is the lady's choice. Also, I have some funny shit to relate about Herr Skaggs(a guy in our German class) that I'm too lazy to type right now. Call *insert phone number* or else email me here for further details. Good day."
WHAT THE HELL. I'm not interested in him like that. I'm going to tell him that, but seriously, this guy is 30 years old with 2 kids (he's not married anymore) and I'm 21. I don't want to date someone *that* much older than me. I never thought of him that way or anything... Don't get married to him. In less than a year he'll start yelling at you for everything you do and you'll have three kids with him. In 12 years you will get tired of him and he will not let you see your kids so you file for divorce and get the kids caught up in all of this. Though a judge will allow them to visit you, they will only whine about how unclean your house is and how they want more video games.
Based on true events...except for the part where he already had a wife...
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justis76 wrote:
Age doesn't matter as long as the love is there.
If a couple is over 8 years apart and successful, then either money or an extremely good marriage counselor is involved.
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Yaragorm wrote:
justis76 wrote:
Age doesn't matter as long as the love is there.
If a couple is over 8 years apart and successful, then either money or an extremely good marriage counselor is involved.
I wonder if there are any CRFT marriages like that...
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VeryHappyTaffy wrote:
Yaragorm wrote:
justis76 wrote:
Age doesn't matter as long as the love is there.
If a couple is over 8 years apart and successful, then either money or an extremely good marriage counselor is involved.
I wonder if there are any CRFT marriages like that...
THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS TAFFY!
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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justis76 wrote:
Age doesn't matter as long as the love is there.
But if it's not there, then KICK HIM TO THE CURB!
But if it's not there, then KICK HIM TO THE CURB!
Yeah, that may be true, but I just don't feel comfortable dating someone that much older than me... And like I said, I'm NOT interested in him that way at all.
Yaragorm wrote:
Don't get married to him. In less than a year he'll start yelling at you for everything you do and you'll have three kids with him. In 12 years you will get tired of him and he will not let you see your kids so you file for divorce and get the kids caught up in all of this. Though a judge will allow them to visit you, they will only whine about how unclean your house is and how they want more video games.
Based on true events...except for the part where he already had a wife...
Yeah, I wasn't considering on marrying the dude...
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Age differences don't mean a thing if the two people love each other. My friend is 20 years younger than her bf and they're happy.
But that bloke just sounds like a creep so it might be worth to just avoid him? If he thinks a little chat means you want to do him then he's just.... I dunno...
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lol silent... creepy O__O and don't go taking relationship advice from a 15 year old
Age differences don't mean a thing if the two people love each other. My friend is 20 years younger than her bf and they're happy.
But that bloke just sounds like a creep so it might be worth to just avoid him? If he thinks a little chat means you want to do him then he's just.... I dunno...a bloke a bit too eager. Scary.
Age differences don't mean a thing if the two people love each other. My friend is 20 years younger than her bf and they're happy.
But that bloke just sounds like a creep so it might be worth to just avoid him? If he thinks a little chat means you want to do him then he's just.... I dunno...
Is it strange I thought what he said was quite sweet? I dunno...just seems like he really likes her and is trying to impress her/get her to talk to him more.
Anyway, had a text-run-in with a guy who hates me (I said online relationships aren't real and he's in one, woops). He's a deluded weirdo...that's all I have to say on the matter.
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The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we were like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know what he was talking about at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o
People like him are really bad for our society.. come'on, how insane are ya to do it in the classroom. >_>
Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.
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Floran wrote:
Today was immense. I got a dude named 'Toni' in my class, well we have an english teacher, we always make jokes 'bout how hot she is. (infact she really is quite hot, and only 24 years old. :'D). Tony was joking before the lesson started 'bout he was going to masturbate in the class. We were like, ohfuck off. =p I was sitting at the table behind him. Ohwell... my english teacher was wearing a really short skirt, you could see her thong when she bend to help someone.
The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we where like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o
Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.
The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we where like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o
Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.
oh my fucking god.
What a jerk he is.
At least, the brave one..
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Floran wrote:
Today was immense. I got a dude named 'Toni' in my class, well we have an english teacher, we always make jokes 'bout how hot she is. (infact she really is quite hot, and only 24 years old. :'D). Tony was joking before the lesson started 'bout he was going to masturbate in the class. We were like, ohfuck off. =p I was sitting at the table behind him. Ohwell... my english teacher was wearing a really short skirt, you could see her thong when she bend to help someone.
The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we where like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o
People like him are really bad for our society.. come'on, how insane are ya to do it in the classroom. >_>
Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.
The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we where like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o
People like him are really bad for our society.. come'on, how insane are ya to do it in the classroom. >_>
Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.
I lol'd really hard at that. But I agree that it's bar for the society. But it's still pretty funny.
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Floran wrote:
Today was immense. I got a dude named 'Toni' in my class, well we have an english teacher, we always make jokes 'bout how hot she is. (infact she really is quite hot, and only 24 years old. :'D). Tony was joking before the lesson started 'bout he was going to masturbate in the class. We were like, ohfuck off. =p I was sitting at the table behind him. Ohwell... my english teacher was wearing a really short skirt, you could see her thong when she bend to help someone.
The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we where like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o
People like him are really bad for our society.. come'on, how insane are ya to do it in the classroom. >_>
Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.
The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we where like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o
People like him are really bad for our society.. come'on, how insane are ya to do it in the classroom. >_>
Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.
I've been having a bad morning, and this somehow managed to cheer me up immensely.
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Why did he get in trouble? There's not really a reason is there? LOL.
Toni is pretty awesome.
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Floran wrote:
Today was immense. I got a dude named 'Toni' in my class, well we have an english teacher, we always make jokes 'bout how hot she is. (infact she really is quite hot, and only 24 years old. :'D). Tony was joking before the lesson started 'bout he was going to masturbate in the class. We were like, ohfuck off. =p I was sitting at the table behind him. Ohwell... my english teacher was wearing a really short skirt, you could see her thong when she bend to help someone.
The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we were like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know what he was talking about at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o
People like him are really bad for our society.. come'on, how insane are ya to do it in the classroom. >_>
Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.
The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we were like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know what he was talking about at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o
People like him are really bad for our society.. come'on, how insane are ya to do it in the classroom. >_>
Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.
O_O
When i read this first I couldn´t believe it . . .
Poor Toni
He got punished because he was a MAN!
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
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Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
Floran wrote:
Today was immense. I got a dude named 'Toni' in my class, well we have an english teacher, we always make jokes 'bout how hot she is. (infact she really is quite hot, and only 24 years old. :'D). Tony was joking before the lesson started 'bout he was going to masturbate in the class. We were like, ohfuck off. =p I was sitting at the table behind him. Ohwell... my english teacher was wearing a really short skirt, you could see her thong when she bend to help someone.
The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we were like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know what he was talking about at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o
People like him are really bad for our society.. come'on, how insane are ya to do it in the classroom. >_>
Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.
The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we were like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know what he was talking about at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o
People like him are really bad for our society.. come'on, how insane are ya to do it in the classroom. >_>
Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.
O_O
When i read this first I couldn´t believe it . . .
Poor Toni
He got punished because he was a MAN!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man, EPICNESS.
And Coffee yes i agree in the fact that i feel bad for him, but there is a short line between manly and stupid.
I'm feeling invincible tonight
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This time I'ma take you for a ride
I'm invincible tonight
I'm alive
Take a look into my eyes
This time I'ma take you for a ride
I'm invincible tonight
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J.D. wrote:
Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
Floran wrote:
Today was immense. I got a dude named 'Toni' in my class, well we have an english teacher, we always make jokes 'bout how hot she is. (infact she really is quite hot, and only 24 years old. :'D). Tony was joking before the lesson started 'bout he was going to masturbate in the class. We were like, ohfuck off. =p I was sitting at the table behind him. Ohwell... my english teacher was wearing a really short skirt, you could see her thong when she bend to help someone.
The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we were like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know what he was talking about at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o
People like him are really bad for our society.. come'on, how insane are ya to do it in the classroom. >_>
Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.
The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we were like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know what he was talking about at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o
People like him are really bad for our society.. come'on, how insane are ya to do it in the classroom. >_>
Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.
O_O
When i read this first I couldn´t believe it . . .
Poor Toni
He got punished because he was a MAN!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man, EPICNESS.
And Coffee yes i agree in the fact that i feel bad for him, but there is a short line between manly and stupid.
He was ON this line
and this shows how stupid men sometimes can be
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
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I'm alive
Take a look into my eyes
This time I'ma take you for a ride
I'm invincible tonight
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J.D. wrote:
He sure learn that our little friend shouldn't be seen in a class with a hot teacher
Well,I hope his teacher didn´t got a TOO big shock
If u know what I mean xD
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It's like that one, the difference is that the teacher was the one with the 'problem'
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Take a look into my eyes
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Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*
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J.D. wrote:
Good question... that reminds me a story that my brother told me XDDDDD
It's like that one, the difference is that the teacher was the one with the 'problem'
It's like that one, the difference is that the teacher was the one with the 'problem'
I bet she never liked biology
perhaps she´s lesbian?
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*
Me and my best friend the AAS
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I'm feeling invincible tonight
I'm alive
Take a look into my eyes
This time I'ma take you for a ride
I'm invincible tonight
I'm alive
Take a look into my eyes
This time I'ma take you for a ride
I'm invincible tonight
Re: Encounters with ANY SEXY SEX! *gasp*
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ROFL LMAO LOLWUT
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