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Hmm I wonder if Tonis head was like a Visual Novel at that point

1: Do nothing and continue the lesson
2: Fall for the pressure and start to masturbate.
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Floran wrote:
Today was immense. I got a dude named 'Toni' in my class, well we have an english teacher, we always make jokes 'bout how hot she is. (infact she really is quite hot, and only 24 years old. :'D). Tony was joking before the lesson started 'bout he was going to masturbate in the class. We were like, ohfuck off. =p I was sitting at the table behind him. Ohwell... my english teacher was wearing a really short skirt, you could see her thong when she bend to help someone.

The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we were like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know what he was talking about at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o

People like him are really bad for our society.. come'on, how insane are ya to do it in the classroom. >_>

Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.

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Strange, but not completely bizarre. Definitely awkward.
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I still can't believe he did it, it was really unexpected. I mean, he might be joking about it, but who would've expected him to really do it. Haha, he haven't been on msn or anything either yet. I might have nightmares tonight! >_> Ohwell, he gave me and my friends a good laugh, so I suppose I will just have to thank him.
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Is there such a thing as a normal school?
I mean, I swear to God my English class is the most messed up place ever. I don't even know why some of the kids are there. Today we were having a test and this one guy was talking, and my teacher said "If you don't stop talking, I'll have to come over there and slap you."
The guy responded "Is that a threat or a promise?"

I don't really get it, but in his defense, he was listening to his ipod, so he might've heard "spank" instead of "slap".
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lol silent... creepy O__O and don't go taking relationship advice from a 15 year old
:gregory:

Age differences don't mean a thing if the two people love each other. My friend is 20 years younger than her bf and they're happy.

But that bloke just sounds like a creep so it might be worth to just avoid him? If he thinks a little chat means you want to do him then he's just.... I dunno... a bloke a bit too eager. Scary.

Trust me, I wouldn't take relationship advice from a 15 year old, especially from one who has a "master". :meekins:

I agree that age doesn't make a difference, but as I said earlier, I'm just don't feel ready to date someone *that* much older than me (sure he's not as old as your friend's bf, but still), especially if I don't feel anything towards him. But yeah, I finally got the courage today and replied to that message saying that I only wanted to be friends- and for me, that would mean avoiding him at all costs. He seemed kinda perverted minded when I was talking to him yesterday and he said he kinda was, but what guy isn't?? I have a guy friend who's like that and we always joke around, making perverted type jokes and stuff, but I think this guy seems like he would take them seriously... :lana:

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Is it strange I thought what he said was quite sweet? I dunno...just seems like he really likes her and is trying to impress her/get her to talk to him more.

To each their own, but he seems to think that we're dating or something like that and he wants to move way too quickly for my tastes. Considering he asked if we were "together" the first time I ever really talked to him.

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Today was immense. I got a dude named 'Toni' in my class, well we have an english teacher, we always make jokes 'bout how hot she is. (infact she really is quite hot, and only 24 years old. :'D). Tony was joking before the lesson started 'bout he was going to masturbate in the class. We were like, ohfuck off. =p I was sitting at the table behind him. Ohwell... my english teacher was wearing a really short skirt, you could see her thong when she bend to help someone.

The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we were like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know what he was talking about at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o

People like him are really bad for our society.. come'on, how insane are ya to do it in the classroom. >_>

Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.

OMFG

Well, the teacher shouldn't have been so offended considering the fact that she was in a short skirt and thong. I mean...it's kind of asking for it... Yet at the same time, the fact that this Toni guy pulled out his dick out and started masturbating is just....wow. :beef:
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Floran wrote:
Today was immense. I got a dude named 'Toni' in my class, well we have an english teacher, we always make jokes 'bout how hot she is. (infact she really is quite hot, and only 24 years old. :'D). Tony was joking before the lesson started 'bout he was going to masturbate in the class. We were like, ohfuck off. =p I was sitting at the table behind him. Ohwell... my english teacher was wearing a really short skirt, you could see her thong when she bend to help someone.

The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we were like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know what he was talking about at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o

People like him are really bad for our society.. come'on, how insane are ya to do it in the classroom. >_>

Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.


Doesn't he know that you're supposed to masturbate to hot teachers at home?! :think:
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I'd like to see the video...
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Floran wrote:
Today was immense. I got a dude named 'Toni' in my class, well we have an english teacher, we always make jokes 'bout how hot she is. (infact she really is quite hot, and only 24 years old. :'D). Tony was joking before the lesson started 'bout he was going to masturbate in the class. We were like, ohfuck off. =p I was sitting at the table behind him. Ohwell... my english teacher was wearing a really short skirt, you could see her thong when she bend to help someone.

The dude next to Toni suddenly roared in laughter, so we were like wth? It was.... epic. There was a huge knob in Toni pants, so we were like, loool, dude wtf!! XD Then he said remember what ya guys said? We didn't know what he was talking about at first, so he told us. The guy next to him his face was like O_O.. I was really stunned. He took his big daddy out his pants, and well.... he start masturbating. The dude next to him nearly died by the look of his face. Then he was making sounds like 'ahfkyea!', so well by then the whole class noticed 'nd the teacher. I can't believe some of the other guys didnt noticed earlier. The teacher was FURIOUS to say the least. She ran out of the class and came back with the headmaster. I guess we won't see Toni in our classes anymore, we haven't seen him on school afterwards. He's probably innn reallly big problems now. I really was stunned at the moment, I just couldn't believe my eyes. I still can't believe I witnessed something like this. o_o

People like him are really bad for our society.. come'on, how insane are ya to do it in the classroom. >_>

Oh for the ones that are interested to watch this, my friend filmed it with his mobile. He said he was thinking of putting it on youtube.


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That video...YOU MUST SHOW IT TO US. PRONTO.
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"I penis? MUST SEE!"
AH HA HA HA-No.

"A guy jacking off? I gotta film this!"
AH HA HA HA-No.

The guy sitting beside him should have ball'd up and said "YO. PLEASE PUT YOUR DICK IN YOUR PANTS" like a normal person would have instead of staring at it and thinking about how good it would taste.

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Balrog wrote:
thinking about how good it would taste


A tasteless rubber tube, seeing as we're on the topic. That is why God (ironically) blessed us with FLAVOURED CONDOMS if you want your cock to taste like cherry or chocolate or fucking chicken curry. But I'm not bothered buying such frivilous items. I'll stick with ribbed thank you.

Although I'm just after remembering something on the wring someTHING. Siddown kids, it's time for another story. This time with SLIGHTLY MORE IMPLICIT SEX SCENES, omg.

Spoiler: oh me oh my, never one for the kids
I love newbies. By which I mean, gay sex newbies. You can throw them whatever bit of shit sex (literally as some cases may turn out for you) and they'll love it, nine times out of ten. And y'know, popping cherries (...male cherries?) always boosts my horrendously overswollen ego. I think about five or six of my sexual encounters have been with these particular type of creature and they were more often than not pleasant, in more ways than one. But sometimes, some of them are hopelessly overexhuberant, before and during the shag.

Ithink the oddest thing someone has cried out in the middle of sex in my personal experience was 'GIVE IT TO ME HARDER YOU FAGGOT'. I'm not sure if it's the whole 'faggot' thing but I found the self deprecation oddly amusing. It's not '...A QUANTITY OF MILK WAS SCATTERED IN SPITE OF THE THIRD' but still. XD There are some who don't even make it to the bed room (or whatever's most convienent) such as this one:

So I was a party one night, and I met this supposedly straight guy who because he ended up with me was quite clearly not. (Funnily enough the next time I saw him he claimed he was straight as an arrow. |: |) And he was dragging me around to his friends, to introduce me to them when he said in a disturbingly Borat-esque accent 'LOOK AT HIS TITTIES THEY ARE SO SEXY' and whipped up my shirt attempting to breastfeed himself. Naturally, I am rather disturbed and walk away. Far away

OH and this other bloke who I'd met through my cousin sending free sex emails to a dating site (honest to god the bitch) met up with me one night because he was looking for a bit of unf unf. I'd talked to him over MSN video chat to see if he wasn't a creepy like 60 year old bloke (although I tend not to be ageist), and he was pretty cute (nearly wrote cunt there). He'd never had sex with a bloke before so I said I'd give him a treat and indulge him because I'm nice like that. So we meet in his house, go up to his room and start kissing and shite, yeah? But he's shite at feeling me up. I had to manouver his hands for god's sake. So we begin to slowly disrobe and shit and I turn around for a sec to sit down on the bed and begin to say 'so, shall we do this slow and strip or ...oh, you're already naked.' So it seems he was going for instant gratification, yeah. Alright then. Instant -5 points from me, I am a man who loves his foreplay.

So I said alright then, HAVE A GO AT THIS, brandashing my eye poker and he goes for it. It's alright for a sec but then I start hearing incredibly disturbing noises. I mean FUCK, it sounds like me eating a plate of spag bol for god's sake. So I look down and he's there with his eyes practically rolled back into his head and making odd faces like a fish deprived of oxygen. So I couldn't help but laugh at the poor chap. So I said 'how's about we skip to the good stuff', jus to spare him a bit of dignity. So just as about he's about to sit down, we hear a door opening downstairs and keys being thrown on a hall side table.

'HEY HUN I BROUGHT HOME FISH AND CHIPS'

Instant fucking bonerkill. His mother was home. I have never put on my clothes that fast in my life

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The Sandwich wrote:
Although I'm just after remembering something on the wring someTHING. Siddown kids, it's time for another story. This time with SLIGHTLY MORE IMPLICIT SEX SCENES, omg.

Spoiler: oh me oh my, never one for the kids
I love newbies. By which I mean, gay sex newbies. You can throw them whatever bit of shit sex (literally as some cases may turn out for you) and they'll love it, nine times out of ten. And y'know, popping cherries (...male cherries?) always boosts my horrendously overswollen ego. I think about five or six of my sexual encounters have been with these particular type of creature and they were more often than not pleasant, in more ways than one. But sometimes, some of them are hopelessly overexhuberant, before and during the shag.

Ithink the oddest thing someone has cried out in the middle of sex in my personal experience was 'GIVE IT TO ME HARDER YOU FAGGOT'. I'm not sure if it's the whole 'faggot' thing but I found the self deprecation oddly amusing. It's not '...A QUANTITY OF MILK WAS SCATTERED IN SPITE OF THE THIRD' but still. XD There are some who don't even make it to the bed room (or whatever's most convienent) such as this one:

So I was a party one night, and I met this supposedly straight guy who because he ended up with me was quite clearly not. (Funnily enough the next time I saw him he claimed he was straight as an arrow. |: |) And he was dragging me around to his friends, to introduce me to them when he said in a disturbingly Borat-esque accent 'LOOK AT HIS TITTIES THEY ARE SO SEXY' and whipped up my shirt attempting to breastfeed himself. Naturally, I am rather disturbed and walk away. Far away

OH and this other bloke who I'd met through my cousin sending free sex emails to a dating site (honest to god the bitch) met up with me one night because he was looking for a bit of unf unf. I'd talked to him over MSN video chat to see if he wasn't a creepy like 60 year old bloke (although I tend not to be ageist), and he was pretty cute (nearly wrote cunt there). He'd never had sex with a bloke before so I said I'd give him a treat and indulge him because I'm nice like that. So we meet in his house, go up to his room and start kissing and shite, yeah? But he's shite at feeling me up. I had to manouver his hands for god's sake. So we begin to slowly disrobe and shit and I turn around for a sec to sit down on the bed and begin to say 'so, shall we do this slow and strip or ...oh, you're already naked.' So it seems he was going for instant gratification, yeah. Alright then. Instant -5 points from me, I am a man who loves his foreplay.

So I said alright then, HAVE A GO AT THIS, brandashing my eye poker and he goes for it. It's alright for a sec but then I start hearing incredibly disturbing noises. I mean FUCK, it sounds like me eating a plate of spag bol for god's sake. So I look down and he's there with his eyes practically rolled back into his head and making odd faces like a fish deprived of oxygen. So I couldn't help but laugh at the poor chap. So I said 'how's about we skip to the good stuff', jus to spare him a bit of dignity. So just as about he's about to sit down, we hear a door opening downstairs and keys being thrown on a hall side table.

'HEY HUN I BROUGHT HOME FISH AND CHIPS'

Instant fucking bonerkill. His mother was home. I have never put on my clothes that fast in my life


:beef:

Why are the most explicit stories here all gay?....
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I NO RITE?
Oh, it's probably because of guys like us that never get any action. :(
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Yaragorm wrote:
Why are the most explicit stories here all gay?....


because you like them

justis76 wrote:
Oh, it's probably because of guys like us that never get any action. :(


but this is more likely
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VeryHappyTaffy wrote:
I'd like to see the video...

L_J wrote:
show us

Yaragorm wrote:
That video...YOU MUST SHOW IT TO US. PRONTO.


Ooh you bunch of homo's <3


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Balrog wrote:
thinking about how good it would taste


A tasteless rubber tube, seeing as we're on the topic. That is why God (ironically) blessed us with FLAVOURED CONDOMS if you want your cock to taste like cherry or chocolate or fucking chicken curry. But I'm not bothered buying such frivilous items. I'll stick with ribbed thank you.


Please tell me you're joking about the chicken curry one D= ewww

But on the topic of novelty condoms, I know a site that does glow in the dark ones 8D

I'd never trust myself with flavoured condoms incase I had the urge to bite down xD


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Although I'm just after remembering something on the wring someTHING. Siddown kids, it's time for another story. This time with SLIGHTLY MORE IMPLICIT SEX SCENES, omg.

Spoiler: oh me oh my, never one for the kids
I love newbies. By which I mean, gay sex newbies. You can throw them whatever bit of shit sex (literally as some cases may turn out for you) and they'll love it, nine times out of ten. And y'know, popping cherries (...male cherries?) always boosts my horrendously overswollen ego. I think about five or six of my sexual encounters have been with these particular type of creature and they were more often than not pleasant, in more ways than one. But sometimes, some of them are hopelessly overexhuberant, before and during the shag.

Ithink the oddest thing someone has cried out in the middle of sex in my personal experience was 'GIVE IT TO ME HARDER YOU FAGGOT'. I'm not sure if it's the whole 'faggot' thing but I found the self deprecation oddly amusing. It's not '...A QUANTITY OF MILK WAS SCATTERED IN SPITE OF THE THIRD' but still. XD There are some who don't even make it to the bed room (or whatever's most convienent) such as this one:

So I was a party one night, and I met this supposedly straight guy who because he ended up with me was quite clearly not. (Funnily enough the next time I saw him he claimed he was straight as an arrow. |: |) And he was dragging me around to his friends, to introduce me to them when he said in a disturbingly Borat-esque accent 'LOOK AT HIS TITTIES THEY ARE SO SEXY' and whipped up my shirt attempting to breastfeed himself. Naturally, I am rather disturbed and walk away. Far away

OH and this other bloke who I'd met through my cousin sending free sex emails to a dating site (honest to god the bitch) met up with me one night because he was looking for a bit of unf unf. I'd talked to him over MSN video chat to see if he wasn't a creepy like 60 year old bloke (although I tend not to be ageist), and he was pretty cute (nearly wrote cunt there). He'd never had sex with a bloke before so I said I'd give him a treat and indulge him because I'm nice like that. So we meet in his house, go up to his room and start kissing and shite, yeah? But he's shite at feeling me up. I had to manouver his hands for god's sake. So we begin to slowly disrobe and shit and I turn around for a sec to sit down on the bed and begin to say 'so, shall we do this slow and strip or ...oh, you're already naked.' So it seems he was going for instant gratification, yeah. Alright then. Instant -5 points from me, I am a man who loves his foreplay.

So I said alright then, HAVE A GO AT THIS, brandashing my eye poker and he goes for it. It's alright for a sec but then I start hearing incredibly disturbing noises. I mean FUCK, it sounds like me eating a plate of spag bol for god's sake. So I look down and he's there with his eyes practically rolled back into his head and making odd faces like a fish deprived of oxygen. So I couldn't help but laugh at the poor chap. So I said 'how's about we skip to the good stuff', jus to spare him a bit of dignity. So just as about he's about to sit down, we hear a door opening downstairs and keys being thrown on a hall side table.

'HEY HUN I BROUGHT HOME FISH AND CHIPS'

Instant fucking bonerkill. His mother was home. I have never put on my clothes that fast in my life


You fucking kill me XD!!!!!! Seriously I have the giggles so bad now!!!!

'GIVE IT TO ME HARDER YOU FAGGOT' is just hilarious XD

Yaragorm wrote:
Why are the most explicit stories here all gay?....


Because most of us are way too shy to share stories XD


A right sexy bastard sat next to me on the bus today. He looked liked Taio Cruz, but darker. Oh god he was FIT <3 Caught him STARING AT MY ARSE when I stood up 8D
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Today someone drew a cock on my locker at work.
So I drew cum coming out of it.
Later when I came back from lunch somebody had drawn a pair of tits.
Now i'm practicing how to draw a clit for monday.
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antonis wrote:
Today someone drew a cock on my locker at work.
So I drew cum coming out of it.
Later when I came back from lunch somebody had drawn a pair of tits.
Now i'm practicing how to draw a clit for monday.

Sounds like you've made a new friend.
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But on the topic of novelty condoms, I know a site that does glow in the dark ones 8D

They're for Star Wars fans. xD
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Satoshi wrote:
loobywright wrote:
But on the topic of novelty condoms, I know a site that does glow in the dark ones 8D

They're for Star Wars fans. xD

But for gay people are they even better if both of them use it
then they can do lightsaber-duels xD
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But on the topic of novelty condoms, I know a site that does glow in the dark ones 8D

They're for Star Wars fans. xD

But for gay people are they even better if both of them use it
then they can do lightsaber-duels xD


*explodes with laughter*

Or you could try the Mormon condom (The lube is acid and it tastes like shit(That'll teach ya to suck another mans dick again HAH!?))
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Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
Satoshi wrote:
loobywright wrote:
But on the topic of novelty condoms, I know a site that does glow in the dark ones 8D

They're for Star Wars fans. xD

But for gay people are they even better if both of them use it
then they can do lightsaber-duels xD


hahahaha priceless XD
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Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
Satoshi wrote:
loobywright wrote:
But on the topic of novelty condoms, I know a site that does glow in the dark ones 8D

They're for Star Wars fans. xD

But for gay people are they even better if both of them use it
then they can do lightsaber-duels xD

Green for a good guy and red one for a bad. xD
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This topic is messed up.
Nothing interesting happened for me today...
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Someone on MSN told me I was in their dream. I was in some leather lingerie and I was pinning the girl to the ground, making her horny and I had a whip in my hand. My ex boyfriend from Florida said he dreamed about screwing me like crazy. He's currently annoyed at me cause I won't write kinky fics for him. He wants me to go over so he can screw me, but I don't have enough money and if I did, I'd want to spend it on other stuff.
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First time I've heard of a girl having to spend money to sleep with a guy, I dunno how you guys do it where you live, but in Canada, it's usually the other way around.
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First time I've heard of a girl having to spend money to sleep with a guy, I dunno how you guys do it where you live, but in Canada, it's usually the other way around.

In germany it is the same way like jus said
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First time I've heard of a girl having to spend money to sleep with a guy, I dunno how you guys do it where you live, but in Canada, it's usually the other way around.

LOL! My ex is creepy, but a sweet heart when he wants to be. He only ever talks to me when he's horny or he wants something. if he wants me that bad, he can come over himself. I need to save my money for other things anyway.
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Chloebabes wrote:
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First time I've heard of a girl having to spend money to sleep with a guy, I dunno how you guys do it where you live, but in Canada, it's usually the other way around.

LOL! My ex is creepy, but a sweet heart when he wants to be. He only ever talks to me when he's horny or he wants something. if he wants me that bad, he can come over himself. I need to save my money for other things anyway.

OMG
This is would be pretty disturbing IMO
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Aaaaaaaaanyways...today I was playing my DS and walked into this freshman girl.

She fell over and I landed on top of her, feeling abused, she proceeded to swiftly kick my shins, pull out my hair, and slap me at least 19 times. Then she called her friends and they threw salad at me and poured gatorade all over my backpack.

The worst part about it is that my stylus is missing.
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Chloebabes wrote:
My ex boyfriend from Florida said he dreamed about screwing me like crazy. He's currently annoyed at me cause I won't write kinky fics for him. He wants me to go over so he can screw me, but I don't have enough money and if I did, I'd want to spend it on other stuff.


Arrrgh! I hate when people are just so blatant like that D=

... unless I'm absolutely shit faced.
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Yaragorm wrote:
Aaaaaaaaanyways...today I was playing my DS and walked into this freshman girl.

She fell over and I landed on top of her, feeling abused, she proceeded to swiftly kick my shins, pull out my hair, and slap me at least 19 times. Then she called her friends and they threw salad at me and poured gatorade all over my backpack.

The worst part about it is that my stylus is missing.

do you lack testosterone or something
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do you lack testosterone or something

Actually yes I do, I take pills for it but they don't seem to work...
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Coffee Prosecutor wrote:
Satoshi wrote:
loobywright wrote:
But on the topic of novelty condoms, I know a site that does glow in the dark ones 8D

They're for Star Wars fans. xD

But for gay people are they even better if both of them use it
then they can do lightsaber-duels xD


Well played sir. Well played.

Anyways.

Remember that trans person I told you about a few days ago?

I just met "her" again yesterday. "She" got implants. I was all :nick-heart:.

Spoiler:
anal, titfuck and docking session. It was fucking awesome.


"She" also happens to have a sister (biologically female). "She" told me her sister wanted a threesome.

Going bi was the best thing I've ever done.

BTW, all you guys saying "all AA fans are gay", you say it as if it was a bad thing lol.
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Yaragorm wrote:

The worst part about it is that my stylus is missing.

This is INDEED the worst part of the story :sob:
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Anyways.

Remember that trans person I told you about a few days ago?

I just met "her" again yesterday. "She" got implants. I was all :nick-heart:.

Spoiler:
anal, titfuck and docking session. It was fucking awesome.


"She" also happens to have a sister (biologically female). "She" told me her sister wanted a threesome.

Going bi was the best thing I've ever done.

That's really disturbing but it's also pretty hot. :bellboy:
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Goetia wrote:
Remember that trans person I told you about a few days ago?

I just met "her" again yesterday. "She" got implants. I was all :nick-heart:.

Spoiler:
anal, titfuck and docking session. It was fucking awesome.


"She" also happens to have a sister (biologically female). "She" told me her sister wanted a threesome.

Going bi was the best thing I've ever done.

BTW, all you guys saying "all AA fans are gay", you say it as if it was a bad thing lol.


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