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She fell over and I landed on top of her, feeling abused, she proceeded to swiftly kick my shins, pull out my hair, and slap me at least 19 times. Then she called her friends and they threw salad at me and poured gatorade all over my backpack.
The worst part about it is that my stylus is missing.
WHAT THE HELL!!??
How unpopular are you there?
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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She fell over and I landed on top of her, feeling abused, she proceeded to swiftly kick my shins, pull out my hair, and slap me at least 19 times. Then she called her friends and they threw salad at me and poured gatorade all over my backpack.
The worst part about it is that my stylus is missing.
WHAT THE HELL!!??
How unpopular are you there?
I am the second most unpopular kid in my school.
And that's only because I can insult the guy who's the most popular.
It's a jungle out there.
Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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She fell over and I landed on top of her, feeling abused, she proceeded to swiftly kick my shins, pull out my hair, and slap me at least 19 times. Then she called her friends and they threw salad at me and poured gatorade all over my backpack.
The worst part about it is that my stylus is missing.
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Oh god. Thats Priceless.
XDDDDD
That made my day.
Next time you see her, ask her out for epic lulz.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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It's not like I can just tell them to grow and they will...
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It's not like I can just tell them to grow and they will...
U can´t?
Every Guy can!
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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It's not like I can just tell them to grow and they will...
U can´t?
Every Guy can!
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apparently I still exist
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You're gonna have your ass kicked, but damn if you won't get balls.
Also, go bitch somewhere else. This is a sex0r thread, not a "bawww girls dont like me :(" thread.
plzkthx
IT'S GONE NOW
Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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apparently I still exist
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Please put your fist on the screen so I can brofist you over the internet, my good sir.
IT'S GONE NOW
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I'm pretty sure you're wrong but I can't find any proof for now.
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Please put your fist on the screen so I can brofist you over the internet, my good sir.
ROFL LMAO
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Please put your fist on the screen so I can brofist you over the internet, my good sir.
ROFL LMAO
Dude, how are you still online right now? It must be at least 4AM where you live.
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I don´t care and it is 6:30 AM
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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I don´t care and it is 6:30 AM
Okay then...
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私のホバークラフトは鰻でいっぱいです
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because sucker-kicking someone in the nuts proves you are a true man. :P
(but gj on that threesome buddy)
someone should make a "give pussies advice" thread.
and by pussies I mean yaragorm. (though the words are interchangable)
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There was a dating thread, that was that sort of thing.
But it got locked because it was so pathetic.
Anyway, a lot of people here will never get laid. They should accept it now and save up loads of money for the countless whores they'll be going to when they're old enough
see how it withers before my flower of justice
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Anyway, a lot of people here will never get laid. They should accept it now and save up loads of money for the countless whores they'll be going to when they're old enough
Whores is for loosers. I rather wait for cyborgwomen that looks like anime chicks instead.
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Thank goodness- demand for us AnimeTrons has been going downhill lately XD
Back on topic, I was at the movies the other day with my two friends and I swear half the male staff at Odeon are single and out on the pull, because all the cinema guys were all like, "Do you need help finding your seats?", "Did you enjoy the film?", "Have a good night".... which by the way, no female attendants EVER do. One of them was quite cute actually, but was probs about 20 :( Besides my mother was waiting outside....
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[Words]
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Anyway, a lot of people here will never get laid. They should accept it now and save up loads of money for the countless whores they'll be going to when they're old enough
QFT.
But I'm really going for the trophy wife angle. You know, like a goldigger? It's my only other option.
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This.
I actually feel sorry for some of you guys. Keyword here is "some of you guys"; you know who you are.
[Words]
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The truth can hurt...
Good thing I'm not one of those guys!
:)
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This guy is currently flirting with me on facebook and talking about our old sexytiems. We almost got caught once. It's weird now because it's like my younger brother flirt with me. I'm an only child but we've known each other since primary school.
I do wanna see the old dating thread out of curiosity. lol.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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I'd rather have both.
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This guy is currently flirting with me on facebook and talking about our old sexytiems. We almost got caught once. It's weird now because it's like my younger brother flirt with me. I'm an only child but we've known each other since primary school.
I do wanna see the old dating thread out of curiosity. lol.
I felt like that, when my nephew, who is 2 years younger than me, tried to flirt with me once. He is actually my second cousin once removed, and even not my second cousin's own son, so that should be okay, but it was so weird, I always thought about him as my little nephew. x3
私のホバークラフトは鰻でいっぱいです
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There was a dating thread, that was that sort of thing.
But it got locked because it was so pathetic.
Anyway, a lot of people here will never get laid. They should accept it now and save up loads of money for the countless whores they'll be going to when they're old enough
i can guess who posted in it ahurhur
haha, reminds me of tinkers response to the "who here is a virgin?" thread.
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Just got the most really weirdest chat-up line from this guy.
"ur cheeks r like apples"
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Life's a Happy Song when there's someone by your side to sing along!
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seconded
"The hammer that strikes too fast has no time to aim."
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EDIT: Link: wright-law-offices/dating-t16063.html
:)
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EDIT: Link: wright-law-offices/dating-t16063.html
I'm assuming it's my face. Though he could be talking about my arse but since I have no pictures of my arse on facebook it's very unlikely.
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Of course, he could always be stalking you.
O_O
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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
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Neither is Chuck Norris.
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Neither is Chuck Norris.
Exactly! Now to create real-life versions....(Chuck Norris is fictional...I'm sure he is!)
True, I need to destroy them all emotionally and build them back up into respectable humans :)
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But yeah I'm immature. And that's not changing unless I want it to.
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Or they were Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris is not a man, he is a god.
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Not every guy is immature.
There's...um...OK, Yaragorm's right.
That sounds really weird...
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He wants to slice up your face and make a pie D=!
see how it withers before my flower of justice
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