Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
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me, 
Preston, 
Allisa, 
my mom Hey, you didn't make any rules for OMG!Con about getting drunk. Eh... Well, I'm almost eighteen... Maybe I could pretend to be twenty-one and get drinks for us? Use a fake ID! Like your mom's or something. ::sob:: But then I'd have to be forty-five. ...Oh. So, if I'm weird because of Preston, and Preston's weird because of Ed, does that mean that I'm ACTUALLY weird due to Ed? Yes. ...Damn. ::is reading newspaper:: ><;; Did you see that article about how Hillary supporters are rascist and Obama supporters are sexist? Yeah, things are starting to get really ridiculous with this election. Yeah... Hey, if a woman votes for Obama, is she still sexist? ::facepalm:: I think you're missing the point, Katie.
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
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This time I'll be bulletproof.
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me 
my BFF!We were debating about Criss Angel..
Yes, and then you get many babies from Long Eiland-män..(soo German..) STFU! YOU ARE AN ASSH- *shot*
I'm not using CR anymore.
Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
In Soviet Russia, mudkipz liek u!
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Here it is...
"In a way, we're all gay. Straight people think that two guys are gay, but two gay guys would thing that a guy and a girl are gay."
Then I reply with "...what??"
He starts singing to the tune of some Backstreet Boys song. "In a way, we're aaaaaaaaaaallll gaaay!"
I don't mean to be offensive to gay people in any way, but he actually told me that.
Another funny thing happened when my friend was doing a presentation on video game addiction. He said "another reason is that people play video games for the thrill of it, such as Gears of War." The same guy mentioned above asked a question: "Is Call o' Duty 4 a thrill???"
In Soviet Russia, mudkipz liek U!
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Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!
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Tails: I already have a girlfriend, sorry.
Me: Can't I be yours, when I grow up?
Tails: Maybe.
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Putting the M in Cobalt
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So we were walking along, when suddenly Atsuko went "OMG!! IT'S INI MINEY!!!!" Following her pointer finger, I found that there was, indeed, an Ini Miney.
We ran over screaming "INI MINEY!! INI MINEY!! INI MINEY!!" We eventually got a picture, too.
...By the time we got back, however, we realized we had accidentally abandoned Mudkipz and his group...D:
......It happened AGAIN a couple hours later, when we found a Layton. XDDD;
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One K, one R, two V's. Gawd.
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Me-Friend 1-Friend 2
F2- "I am so glad me and Sklar are on speaking terms again..." (we were fighting for a while)
F1- "Yeah, that's great, but don't try anything. This one guy's totally crushing on her"
Me- "H-hey!"
F2- "Huh? Who?"
F1- "This one kid named Dallas, you don't know him."
Me- "HEY LET'S CHANGE THE CONVERSATION NICE WEATHER, HUH?"
F2- "Isn't that a sports team?"
Jill- "Heh. Yeah. Hey, Sklar: Save a horse, ride a cowboy!"
Me- ":beef: ........"
F1- "...I can't beleive I just said that"
Me- "Yeah, me either..."
Married to Don- Mom to Obby, Wassa, Gavinner, and someone whose name starts with a C... :P
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AKA Dr. Bokchoy
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Is she your BFF?
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Searching for Big Whoop.
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Anyways...
This involves me, my brother and JFA.
Me: *comparing PW AA, JFA and AJ* In these two we can only choose to play in english, but in JFA we can choose french or german too...
Brother: I want to hear the german Objection!
Me: *Starts game*
DS:
Me: ... :D
Brother: ................................ D: I don't want to hear anything that has anything to do with the german version ever again.
Another one with me and my brother.
The mouse receiver for the computer is lying on the floor while my brother is sitting at the computer.
Me: ...Why is the receiver lying on the floor?
Brother: Because no-one cares.
Me: Mom will when she sees it.
Brother: Then we'll have to make sure she doesn't see it.
*kicks receiver out of sight under the computer table*
There, now she can't complain.
Me: ...But why should it even be lying on the floor in the first place?
Brother: ...Because if it lies on the floor, it can't fall of the table.
-This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
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Me
: Guy Friend (6:33:46 PM): CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM (6:33:49 PM): MY LIFE IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (6:33:66 PM): HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!?!?!?!?!?!? (6:33:67 PM): http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24944463/ (6:34:01 PM): WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (6:34:46 PM): ... >.> (6:34:64 PM): You've gone all republican on me, haven't you? (6:34:67 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (6:36:01 PM): ... No (6:36:07 PM): But I'm GOING TO THE CONVENTION (6:36:20 PM): I WANTED OBAMA AND CLINTON TO THROW STAPLERS AND ROLLING PINS AT EACH OTHER (6:36:24 PM): UNTIL ONE OF THEM DIES (6:36:36 PM): AND THAT IS HOW THEY SHOULD HAVE PICKED THE NOMINEE (6:36:47 PM): Well. That would have been nice, yes. (6:36:69 PM): But this is faster pownage. (6:36:00 PM): AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN THERE TO TAKE PICTURES. D< (6:36:21 PM): He just owned Hillary in the ass with a rake, you should be celebrating. >.> (6:36:34 PM): This is like... a new age... <.<
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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No really, he said that... but... you all lose.
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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me, Preston, Cambron ::beating each other up:: YOU'RE GOING TO KILL EACH OTHER. Oh, don't worry. We do this all the time. Especially in Latin. ...Oh. You look like you're bitch fighting or something though. Final Fantasy fights are more fun though. How about a Fantastical Bitch Fight? That's kind of epic, actually...
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
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This silt just got real
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Me
My friend3 days ago
You know, my dad told me you shouldn't become a journalist, and I agree. Really? Why? Well, you're too smart and not ruthless enough for it, I suppose. Um, okay.Today
*reading MySpace profiles* Eh? I've also recently thought I'd make a good journalist but apparently it's a bad undergraduate degree and I don't think I could face doing a degree in English. ....What a way to contradict yourself :P
Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
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Me
: Friend______________
(6:36:19 PM): ... You know, thinking about it... (6:36:23 PM): Jesus was pretty emo. :P (6:36:33 PM): I mean, he never left the house until he was thirty, right? (6:36:44 PM): And then the thing with the cross? Nails in his WRISTS. (6:36:44 PM): Chyeah, what a fag. (6:36:47 PM): >< (6:36:66 PM): WHAT AN INSPIRATION TO EMO TEENS EVERYWHERE (6:36:12 PM): No kidding! (6:36:26 PM): And then the whole, "I'll give my blood for you?" Pfft, put the guy in 2008, and Jesus would TOTALLY write that on his LiveJournal account (6:36:32 PM): It's too dramatic; it's very emo (6:36:41 PM): xD (6:36:47 PM): What an hero, too. (6:37:06 PM): He totally overplayed his death. (6:37:22 PM): I wonder if in the original texts he ever said 'I TOLD U I WUZ HARDCORE' (6:37:26 PM): I know! All this "I'm going to die in three days" shit. WHO PLANS OUT THEIR OWN DEATH?! (6:37:29 PM): EMO PEOPLE. (6:37:30 PM): Or; 'i have a drip of drugs' (6:37:36 PM): xD (6:38:22 PM): "Oh, wah, wah, wah. The Romans are going to crucify me. One of you is going to betray me. Everyone hates me. Wah, wah, wah." (6:38:31 PM): Seriously. XD (6:38:34 PM): "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!" (6:38:66 PM): 'HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME???!' (6:39:00 PM): xD (6:39:20 PM): DDD (6:39:44 PM): And that's when Fall out boy comes out and kicks off a tune. (6:39:60 PM): Jesus was totally emo. (6:39:62 PM): AHHahahhahhah! (6:39:69 PM): Or a horrible electronic noise, depending on whose side you're on. (6:40:12 PM): Their next new single: "Jesus and I Rocking Out Emo-ly at Golgatha." (6:40:17 PM): xDD (6:40:61 PM): "Thanks for the memories, even though we crucifiiiiiiiiiiiiiied youuuuuuu..." (6:41:00 PM): XD (6:41:00 PM): "Dance, dance, we finally killed Jesus...!" (6:41:13 PM): xD (6:41:42 PM): Hawethorn Heights should come out too! (6:41:69 PM): And maybe Simple Plan, and Good Charlotte! (6:42:01 PM): I can just see Jesus, tight black skinny jeans, standing awkwardly in the back of an MCR concert... (6:42:12 PM): Headbobbing. (6:42:20 PM): Swaying back and forth. 'Yeah, man' (6:42:31 PM): There have been so many versions of Jesus. (6:42:43 PM): Black Jesus, Hebrew Jesus, White Jesus, Hippie Jesus. (6:42:44 PM): And now... (6:42:48 PM): Emo Jesus! (6:42:60 PM): (6:43:00 PM): Sounds like the latest Barbie. (6:43:10 PM): "Emo Jesus: Comes with Its Own Black Bible"!
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Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!
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DahliaXKristoph wrote:
WARNING: NOT FOR "RELIGIOUS" OR "EMO" PEOPLE
Me
: Friend
______________
(6:36:19 PM): ... You know, thinking about it...
(6:36:23 PM): Jesus was pretty emo. :P
(6:36:33 PM): I mean, he never left the house until he was thirty, right?
(6:36:44 PM): And then the thing with the cross? Nails in his WRISTS.
(6:36:44 PM): Chyeah, what a fag.
(6:36:47 PM): ><
(6:36:66 PM): WHAT AN INSPIRATION TO EMO TEENS EVERYWHERE
(6:36:12 PM): No kidding!
(6:36:26 PM): And then the whole, "I'll give my blood for you?" Pfft, put the guy in 2008, and Jesus would TOTALLY write that on his LiveJournal account
(6:36:32 PM): It's too dramatic; it's very emo
(6:36:41 PM): xD
(6:36:47 PM): What an hero, too.
(6:37:06 PM): He totally overplayed his death.
(6:37:22 PM): I wonder if in the original texts he ever said 'I TOLD U I WUZ HARDCORE'
(6:37:26 PM): I know! All this "I'm going to die in three days" shit. WHO PLANS OUT THEIR OWN DEATH?!
(6:37:29 PM): EMO PEOPLE.
(6:37:30 PM): Or; 'i have a drip of drugs'
(6:37:36 PM): xD
(6:38:22 PM): "Oh, wah, wah, wah. The Romans are going to crucify me. One of you is going to betray me. Everyone hates me. Wah, wah, wah."
(6:38:31 PM): Seriously. XD
(6:38:34 PM): "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!"
(6:38:66 PM): 'HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME???!'
(6:39:00 PM): xD
(6:39:20 PM): DDD
(6:39:44 PM): And that's when Fall out boy comes out and kicks off a tune.
(6:39:60 PM): Jesus was totally emo.
(6:39:62 PM): AHHahahhahhah!
(6:39:69 PM): Or a horrible electronic noise, depending on whose side you're on.
(6:40:12 PM): Their next new single: "Jesus and I Rocking Out Emo-ly at Golgatha."
(6:40:17 PM): xDD
(6:40:61 PM): "Thanks for the memories, even though we crucifiiiiiiiiiiiiiied youuuuuuu..."
(6:41:00 PM): XD
(6:41:00 PM): "Dance, dance, we finally killed Jesus...!"
(6:41:13 PM): xD
(6:41:42 PM): Hawethorn Heights should come out too!
(6:41:69 PM): And maybe Simple Plan, and Good Charlotte!
(6:42:01 PM): I can just see Jesus, tight black skinny jeans, standing awkwardly in the back of an MCR concert...
(6:42:12 PM): Headbobbing.
(6:42:20 PM): Swaying back and forth. 'Yeah, man'
(6:42:31 PM): There have been so many versions of Jesus.
(6:42:43 PM): Black Jesus, Hebrew Jesus, White Jesus, Hippie Jesus.
(6:42:44 PM): And now...
(6:42:48 PM): Emo Jesus!
(6:42:60 PM):
(6:43:00 PM): Sounds like the latest Barbie.
(6:43:10 PM): "Emo Jesus: Comes with Its Own Black Bible"!
Me : Friend______________
(6:36:19 PM): ... You know, thinking about it... (6:36:23 PM): Jesus was pretty emo. :P (6:36:33 PM): I mean, he never left the house until he was thirty, right? (6:36:44 PM): And then the thing with the cross? Nails in his WRISTS. (6:36:44 PM): Chyeah, what a fag. (6:36:47 PM): >< (6:36:66 PM): WHAT AN INSPIRATION TO EMO TEENS EVERYWHERE (6:36:12 PM): No kidding! (6:36:26 PM): And then the whole, "I'll give my blood for you?" Pfft, put the guy in 2008, and Jesus would TOTALLY write that on his LiveJournal account (6:36:32 PM): It's too dramatic; it's very emo (6:36:41 PM): xD (6:36:47 PM): What an hero, too. (6:37:06 PM): He totally overplayed his death. (6:37:22 PM): I wonder if in the original texts he ever said 'I TOLD U I WUZ HARDCORE' (6:37:26 PM): I know! All this "I'm going to die in three days" shit. WHO PLANS OUT THEIR OWN DEATH?! (6:37:29 PM): EMO PEOPLE. (6:37:30 PM): Or; 'i have a drip of drugs' (6:37:36 PM): xD (6:38:22 PM): "Oh, wah, wah, wah. The Romans are going to crucify me. One of you is going to betray me. Everyone hates me. Wah, wah, wah." (6:38:31 PM): Seriously. XD (6:38:34 PM): "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!" (6:38:66 PM): 'HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME???!' (6:39:00 PM): xD (6:39:20 PM): DDD (6:39:44 PM): And that's when Fall out boy comes out and kicks off a tune. (6:39:60 PM): Jesus was totally emo. (6:39:62 PM): AHHahahhahhah! (6:39:69 PM): Or a horrible electronic noise, depending on whose side you're on. (6:40:12 PM): Their next new single: "Jesus and I Rocking Out Emo-ly at Golgatha." (6:40:17 PM): xDD (6:40:61 PM): "Thanks for the memories, even though we crucifiiiiiiiiiiiiiied youuuuuuu..." (6:41:00 PM): XD (6:41:00 PM): "Dance, dance, we finally killed Jesus...!" (6:41:13 PM): xD (6:41:42 PM): Hawethorn Heights should come out too! (6:41:69 PM): And maybe Simple Plan, and Good Charlotte! (6:42:01 PM): I can just see Jesus, tight black skinny jeans, standing awkwardly in the back of an MCR concert... (6:42:12 PM): Headbobbing. (6:42:20 PM): Swaying back and forth. 'Yeah, man' (6:42:31 PM): There have been so many versions of Jesus. (6:42:43 PM): Black Jesus, Hebrew Jesus, White Jesus, Hippie Jesus. (6:42:44 PM): And now... (6:42:48 PM): Emo Jesus! (6:42:60 PM): (6:43:00 PM): Sounds like the latest Barbie. (6:43:10 PM): "Emo Jesus: Comes with Its Own Black Bible"!Acording to you tube...
You Tube wrote:
DS is the best~ DS rocks like jesus YES!~
If the DS is like jesus, NINTENDO DS' (and lites') ARE EMO!
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Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
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= Me
= Friend. He's a fan of Death Note.
= Other friend, a fan of Devil May Cry. : Other friend, likes reading women's magazines (despite being male)
: Other person : I'm going to have two kids, and call them Dante and Virgil. I just have to make sure my future wife doesn't find out where those name are actually from. : I think you could get away with calling one Dante, as that's the name of a famous author. But if you called one Virgil, people would think you were obsessed with Thunderbirds. : I'm going to name my child Light. : That's the name of the villain from Death Note! You can't do that! : But he's my favourite character! And anyway, I just like the name Light. It makes you think he's a good guy, but then he turns out to be evil. : This is your child we're talking about here!And earlier than that:
: (Reading a girl's magazine about hairstyles) : (Comes past) : (Tries to conceal the hair magazine under a copy of Elle) : I like the way you tried to hide it under another girl's magazine, as though that's somehow less embarassing.In this post I've managed to make all the friends I mention seem either really geeky or ambiguously gay. Brilliant.
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Putting the M in Cobalt
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Anyway, a couple days ago, I was drawing Neil Marshall.
Me
Mom Look, I'm drawing Neil Marshall! Oh, who's that? He's from Phoenix Wright, but he died and [ramble] he's Jake Marshall's brother! ...Who's that? *pulls up picture on the computer* Why is she named "Jake"? You mean "he", right? Well, no, isn't she a girl?
...................o.O Mom, it's a guy. No, that is NOT a guy. She has long hair and a cloak, so she's a woman. But "she" doesn't.....
....Nevermind...(Today)
Who are you drawing this time? I'm drawing Jake Marshall! Oh, you mean that woman with the weird name? It's not a woman!!! He's a guy!!!! .....Well, she isn't a very pretty woman. *walks away*
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Haibara~n wrote:
LAFF @ Above three posts.
Me?
Also...Aahahhahahahahah. Jake is a girl.
____________________
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: Me : Friend Oh Out of curiosity Do you speak Turkish? ? What kind of a question is that?_______________________
: Friend One : Friend Two likes to pretend to be a fundamentalist... THE WORLD IS FLAT ...What? No it's not LOOK OUTSIDE! Does it LOOK round to you?
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: Me
: Friend (12:14:04 AM): But seriously (12:14:10 AM): My crack pairing would be hot if it became reality (12:14:14 AM): I DONT CARE HOW WRONG IT IS (12:14:25 AM): Oh how very wrong it is (12:14:26 AM): XD (12:15:14 AM): But hey. (12:15:20 AM): ... Hey, now. (12:15:23 AM): Twincest can be very hot when it's done right. (12:15:28 AM): My name is "DAHLIA X..." (12:15:28 AM): ... (12:15:29 AM): ... (12:15:30 AM): ... (12:15:33 AM): DAHLRIS?! (12:15:38 AM): YOU BET. (12:15:46 AM): :what: (12:16:09 AM): ...Have you ever been on the "Dahlia Looks Cute In This Picture" thread? (12:16:12 AM): Give me a break. DahliaxKristoph doesn't even count as a crack pairing... cause if Dahlia were alive, IT'D BE FUCKIN' REALITY (12:16:32 AM): And yeah, I saw it back when it was two or three pages long (12:16:37 AM): Ah (12:16:46 AM): I also requested a Dahliris oneshot once (12:16:50 AM): I did get it (12:17:06 AM): Le ta-da (12:17:52 AM): You should check that thread more often. (12:18:06 AM): Hahahaha. Nice. (12:18:13 AM): Yeah trust me (12:18:21 AM): I love to tell people my crack pairing. Sometimes I get the funniest responses (12:18:32 AM): Oh, god... (12:18:36 AM): Such as? (12:18:42 AM): People don't get that twincest is ALWAYS CRACK. (12:18:43 AM): ALWAYS. (12:18:49 AM): And INCEST (12:19:02 AM): Well, the most common one I get is that 'it's just wrong.' (12:19:08 AM): My response? 'SO FUCKING WHAT!?' (12:19:30 AM): But some people just have fucking TEXT SEIZURES (12:19:40 AM): THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE HOTNESS THAT IS LESBIAN TWINCEST (12:19:48 AM): ... (12:19:49 AM): ... (12:19:51 AM): ... (12:20:03 AM): AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH (12:20:31 AM): Excuse me whilst I go post that on the "Funniest Things Your Friends Say" thread... (12:20:39 AM): ... (12:20:42 AM): You wouldn't dare. >.>
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DahliaXKristoph wrote:
DP Of Amazingness:
: Me
: Friend
(12:14:04 AM): But seriously
(12:14:10 AM): My crack pairing would be hot if it became reality
(12:14:14 AM): I DONT CARE HOW WRONG IT IS
(12:14:25 AM): Oh how very wrong it is
(12:14:26 AM): XD
(12:15:14 AM): But hey.
(12:15:20 AM): ... Hey, now.
(12:15:23 AM): Twincest can be very hot when it's done right.
(12:15:28 AM): My name is "DAHLIA X..."
(12:15:28 AM): ...
(12:15:29 AM): ...
(12:15:30 AM): ...
(12:15:33 AM): DAHLRIS?!
(12:15:38 AM): YOU BET.
(12:15:46 AM): :what:
(12:16:09 AM): ...Have you ever been on the "Dahlia Looks Cute In This Picture" thread?
(12:16:12 AM): Give me a break. DahliaxKristoph doesn't even count as a crack pairing... cause if Dahlia were alive, IT'D BE FUCKIN' REALITY
(12:16:32 AM): And yeah, I saw it back when it was two or three pages long
(12:16:37 AM): Ah
(12:16:46 AM): I also requested a Dahliris oneshot once
(12:16:50 AM): I did get it
(12:17:06 AM): Le ta-da
(12:17:52 AM): You should check that thread more often.
(12:18:06 AM): Hahahaha. Nice.
(12:18:13 AM): Yeah trust me
(12:18:21 AM): I love to tell people my crack pairing. Sometimes I get the funniest responses
(12:18:32 AM): Oh, god...
(12:18:36 AM): Such as?
(12:18:42 AM): People don't get that twincest is ALWAYS CRACK.
(12:18:43 AM): ALWAYS.
(12:18:49 AM): And INCEST
(12:19:02 AM): Well, the most common one I get is that 'it's just wrong.'
(12:19:08 AM): My response? 'SO FUCKING WHAT!?'
(12:19:30 AM): But some people just have fucking TEXT SEIZURES
(12:19:40 AM): THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE HOTNESS THAT IS LESBIAN TWINCEST
(12:19:48 AM): ...
(12:19:49 AM): ...
(12:19:51 AM): ...
(12:20:03 AM): AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(12:20:31 AM): Excuse me whilst I go post that on the "Funniest Things Your Friends Say" thread...
(12:20:39 AM): ...
(12:20:42 AM): You wouldn't dare. >.>
: Me : Friend (12:14:04 AM): But seriously (12:14:10 AM): My crack pairing would be hot if it became reality (12:14:14 AM): I DONT CARE HOW WRONG IT IS (12:14:25 AM): Oh how very wrong it is (12:14:26 AM): XD (12:15:14 AM): But hey. (12:15:20 AM): ... Hey, now. (12:15:23 AM): Twincest can be very hot when it's done right. (12:15:28 AM): My name is "DAHLIA X..." (12:15:28 AM): ... (12:15:29 AM): ... (12:15:30 AM): ... (12:15:33 AM): DAHLRIS?! (12:15:38 AM): YOU BET. (12:15:46 AM): :what: (12:16:09 AM): ...Have you ever been on the "Dahlia Looks Cute In This Picture" thread? (12:16:12 AM): Give me a break. DahliaxKristoph doesn't even count as a crack pairing... cause if Dahlia were alive, IT'D BE FUCKIN' REALITY (12:16:32 AM): And yeah, I saw it back when it was two or three pages long (12:16:37 AM): Ah (12:16:46 AM): I also requested a Dahliris oneshot once (12:16:50 AM): I did get it (12:17:06 AM): Le ta-da (12:17:52 AM): You should check that thread more often. (12:18:06 AM): Hahahaha. Nice. (12:18:13 AM): Yeah trust me (12:18:21 AM): I love to tell people my crack pairing. Sometimes I get the funniest responses (12:18:32 AM): Oh, god... (12:18:36 AM): Such as? (12:18:42 AM): People don't get that twincest is ALWAYS CRACK. (12:18:43 AM): ALWAYS. (12:18:49 AM): And INCEST (12:19:02 AM): Well, the most common one I get is that 'it's just wrong.' (12:19:08 AM): My response? 'SO FUCKING WHAT!?' (12:19:30 AM): But some people just have fucking TEXT SEIZURES (12:19:40 AM): THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE HOTNESS THAT IS LESBIAN TWINCEST (12:19:48 AM): ... (12:19:49 AM): ... (12:19:51 AM): ... (12:20:03 AM): AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH (12:20:31 AM): Excuse me whilst I go post that on the "Funniest Things Your Friends Say" thread... (12:20:39 AM): ... (12:20:42 AM): You wouldn't dare. >.>
Great stuff.
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FRIEND:
Other Friend:
:SO anyway, you should stop fighting with her. :... :Yeah, make love not war! Oops, I meant make-out. LAWL-----------
:(Talking 'bout Hitler) :Who's Hitler? Is he an actor or something?Take note that we're juniors in high school.
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~There's Some Sorrow In Every Life~
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sis me friend other friend*sitting in a cafe decorated with paper flowers*
I think I have hayfever! Maybe its the flowers?*talking about exams and who we sit by*
So which D buddies do you sit near, usually? oooh, sam derret and my sis sam is samantha, so a girl Yeah, I know. XD you know samantha?*talking about our exam numbers*
Mine's 3142. mines 3043 ooo so close Im 101 digits away from being YOU
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PEARLY AND MACHI FTW!
Gender: Female
Location: Ireland, dude! Bwahaha.
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: Me
: My perverted friend, Michael
: My other guy friend, Kieran. He's so naive.
My friend Katie
My friend Linda*On a walk for PE*
*behind me and Katie*
Hey, Kieran, bisexuals, aren't they great? I mean, I wouldn't touch a man if I was paid, but girls ones, yeah. *in perverted voice* They're very good. ... *whispering to me* Don't tell him I'm bi. PLEASE.*on another walk*
Katie and I were just hearing fragments of Kieran and Michael's conversation, and we just heard:
: Michael, that's MASSIVE! Where did you get it?! and : *burst out laughing*We still don't know for sure what they were talking about, but we have a fair idea.
*at lunch table*
*drinking Coke* God, I wonder how much sugar is in this. I'm such a lightweight, I'll be falling and giggling all over the place in no time. Well, check the label. It'll say the sugar content. Oh, ok. *looks at label* *in slurred voice* VEGETABLE EXTRACT?! How can there be vegebabbles in Coke?! Are they BLACK vegetables? I'm not drinking this anymore. o.ONow that I think about it, they're not that funny. I was just incredibly hyper when they happened.
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Are you sugessting coconuts migrate?!
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i~liek~mudkipz wrote:
My classmate came up with a...theory...he claims that a forum of 8,000 people agrees with him. RIGHT after class, he randomly told me this.
Here it is...
"In a way, we're all gay. Straight people think that two guys are gay, but two gay guys would thing that a guy and a girl are gay."
Then I reply with "...what??"
He starts singing to the tune of some Backstreet Boys song. "In a way, we're aaaaaaaaaaallll gaaay!"
I don't mean to be offensive to gay people in any way, but he actually told me that.
Another funny thing happened when my friend was doing a presentation on video game addiction. He said "another reason is that people play video games for the thrill of it, such as Gears of War." The same guy mentioned above asked a question: "Is Call o' Duty 4 a thrill???"
Here it is...
"In a way, we're all gay. Straight people think that two guys are gay, but two gay guys would thing that a guy and a girl are gay."
Then I reply with "...what??"
He starts singing to the tune of some Backstreet Boys song. "In a way, we're aaaaaaaaaaallll gaaay!"
I don't mean to be offensive to gay people in any way, but he actually told me that.
Another funny thing happened when my friend was doing a presentation on video game addiction. He said "another reason is that people play video games for the thrill of it, such as Gears of War." The same guy mentioned above asked a question: "Is Call o' Duty 4 a thrill???"
I have to endure "theories" like that every day. All from this same guy. It took me and my freinds weeks to convince him that photocopiers don't magically make new pieces of paper.
Avvy and sig by Topaz Fey. Franziska von Karma is sexiness on legs.
Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!
Gender: Female
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DahliaXKristoph wrote:
DP Of Amazingness:
: Me
: Friend
(12:14:04 AM): But seriously
(12:14:10 AM): My crack pairing would be hot if it became reality
(12:14:14 AM): I DONT CARE HOW WRONG IT IS
(12:14:25 AM): Oh how very wrong it is
(12:14:26 AM): XD
(12:15:14 AM): But hey.
(12:15:20 AM): ... Hey, now.
(12:15:23 AM): Twincest can be very hot when it's done right.
(12:15:28 AM): My name is "DAHLIA X..."
(12:15:28 AM): ...
(12:15:29 AM): ...
(12:15:30 AM): ...
(12:15:33 AM): DAHLRIS?!
(12:15:38 AM): YOU BET.
(12:15:46 AM): :what:
(12:16:09 AM): ...Have you ever been on the "Dahlia Looks Cute In This Picture" thread?
(12:16:12 AM): Give me a break. DahliaxKristoph doesn't even count as a crack pairing... cause if Dahlia were alive, IT'D BE FUCKIN' REALITY
(12:16:32 AM): And yeah, I saw it back when it was two or three pages long
(12:16:37 AM): Ah
(12:16:46 AM): I also requested a Dahliris oneshot once
(12:16:50 AM): I did get it
(12:17:06 AM): Le ta-da
(12:17:52 AM): You should check that thread more often.
(12:18:06 AM): Hahahaha. Nice.
(12:18:13 AM): Yeah trust me
(12:18:21 AM): I love to tell people my crack pairing. Sometimes I get the funniest responses
(12:18:32 AM): Oh, god...
(12:18:36 AM): Such as?
(12:18:42 AM): People don't get that twincest is ALWAYS CRACK.
(12:18:43 AM): ALWAYS.
(12:18:49 AM): And INCEST
(12:19:02 AM): Well, the most common one I get is that 'it's just wrong.'
(12:19:08 AM): My response? 'SO FUCKING WHAT!?'
(12:19:30 AM): But some people just have fucking TEXT SEIZURES
(12:19:40 AM): THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE HOTNESS THAT IS LESBIAN TWINCEST
(12:19:48 AM): ...
(12:19:49 AM): ...
(12:19:51 AM): ...
(12:20:03 AM): AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(12:20:31 AM): Excuse me whilst I go post that on the "Funniest Things Your Friends Say" thread...
(12:20:39 AM): ...
(12:20:42 AM): You wouldn't dare. >.>
: Me : Friend (12:14:04 AM): But seriously (12:14:10 AM): My crack pairing would be hot if it became reality (12:14:14 AM): I DONT CARE HOW WRONG IT IS (12:14:25 AM): Oh how very wrong it is (12:14:26 AM): XD (12:15:14 AM): But hey. (12:15:20 AM): ... Hey, now. (12:15:23 AM): Twincest can be very hot when it's done right. (12:15:28 AM): My name is "DAHLIA X..." (12:15:28 AM): ... (12:15:29 AM): ... (12:15:30 AM): ... (12:15:33 AM): DAHLRIS?! (12:15:38 AM): YOU BET. (12:15:46 AM): :what: (12:16:09 AM): ...Have you ever been on the "Dahlia Looks Cute In This Picture" thread? (12:16:12 AM): Give me a break. DahliaxKristoph doesn't even count as a crack pairing... cause if Dahlia were alive, IT'D BE FUCKIN' REALITY (12:16:32 AM): And yeah, I saw it back when it was two or three pages long (12:16:37 AM): Ah (12:16:46 AM): I also requested a Dahliris oneshot once (12:16:50 AM): I did get it (12:17:06 AM): Le ta-da (12:17:52 AM): You should check that thread more often. (12:18:06 AM): Hahahaha. Nice. (12:18:13 AM): Yeah trust me (12:18:21 AM): I love to tell people my crack pairing. Sometimes I get the funniest responses (12:18:32 AM): Oh, god... (12:18:36 AM): Such as? (12:18:42 AM): People don't get that twincest is ALWAYS CRACK. (12:18:43 AM): ALWAYS. (12:18:49 AM): And INCEST (12:19:02 AM): Well, the most common one I get is that 'it's just wrong.' (12:19:08 AM): My response? 'SO FUCKING WHAT!?' (12:19:30 AM): But some people just have fucking TEXT SEIZURES (12:19:40 AM): THEY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE HOTNESS THAT IS LESBIAN TWINCEST (12:19:48 AM): ... (12:19:49 AM): ... (12:19:51 AM): ... (12:20:03 AM): AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH (12:20:31 AM): Excuse me whilst I go post that on the "Funniest Things Your Friends Say" thread... (12:20:39 AM): ... (12:20:42 AM): You wouldn't dare. >.>SHE DID POST IT!
Possibly the only Winston Payne fangirl on Court-Records...
Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
Akon tickets, front row, middle section.
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This makes me wish I had friends... I only have a couple, one of them lives on the other side of the world, and there's no one to hang out here with...
Don't mess with me, or I'll give you a Silence Glaive Surprise!
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Aww, it wants to take a picture of you!
Gender: Female
Location: Somewhere that sadly isnt Nintendo.
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Possibly the only Winston Payne fangirl on Court-Records...
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Godot + Mushroom = EpicMushroom
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Kristen = 
Ava= : Hey, you know how the bible said not to have sex with animals? : Uh......o.O; Yeah? : Yeah well no one ever told ME that!----AND----
: *watching Jurassic park* *random character from JP that I can't remember BUT HE HAS A SOUTHERN ACCENT* : And now you see once you have the blood of a dinosaur you have- : AIDS!!!
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Mistress Game Master
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______________
: Me The Love of My LifeDahliaXKristoph Gets Way Too Excited Over Brownies and "The World Ends With You":
(7:42:59 PM): Try fighting some more battles and gain a couple more levels, then go back to Level 3? (7:44:08 PM): ... (7:44:15 PM): THIS IS FUCKING BADASS. I CAN USE MORE THAN ONE PIN (7:44:25 PM): I AM WAY TOO EXCITED ABOUT THIS (7:44:30 PM): hahaha (7:44:48 PM): Soon you'll be able to use six (7:46:12 PM): WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (7:46:23 PM): I JUST KILLED THE SKUNK-THING (7:46:41 PM): See, you're doing better already <3 (7:47:10 PM): The next part is awesome (7:47:22 PM): Fighting the girl Reaper? (7:47:27 PM): She's like Ini Miney. :P (7:47:54 PM): She and her partner remind me of Team Rocker, actually (7:47:59 PM): Rocket (7:49:00 PM): !!! (7:49:21 PM): Nooooooooo! Not my girl-partner-with-the-fashionable-clothes-whose-name-escapes-me! (7:49:40 PM): She must be so important to you :p (7:49:44 PM): Shiki (7:50:13 PM): Shit (7:50:14 PM): Wait (7:50:19 PM): Did I just kill her?! (7:50:32 PM): Shiki? (7:50:37 PM): Yeah! (7:50:44 PM): YOU KILLED HER? (7:50:51 PM): What'd you do?! (7:51:09 PM): I don't know! (7:51:18 PM): The Reaper told me to kill her! (7:51:25 PM): Ini Miney (7:51:30 PM): And then...I think I did (7:51:35 PM): And you did what the Reaper told you? (7:51:38 PM): And now I'm in a box. (7:51:46 PM): I didn't have a choice! (7:51:50 PM): Fuckdammit (7:52:01 PM): NOW who am I going to make fun of?! (7:52:24 PM): DDDDDDDDD: I killed her! (7:52:24 PM): Hey, Shiki was awesome (7:52:33 PM): ACK (7:52:35 PM): DON'T LISTEN TO THE REAPERS (7:52:36 PM): NO (7:52:37 PM): WAIT (7:52:41 PM): What the hell?! (7:52:51 PM): ? (7:53:02 PM): Fraaaaaaaaaaaan, did I kill her?! (7:53:20 PM): Didn't you just say you did? (7:53:34 PM): ... (7:53:35 PM): Dammit (7:53:37 PM): It's alive (7:53:47 PM): What is? (7:53:53 PM): Shiki! (7:54:08 PM): She's not an "it" (7:54:31 PM): And you found that out, huh? (7:54:41 PM): Yeah. She just walked over to me. (7:54:49 PM): ... What the fuck. I thought I killed her. (7:55:04 PM): Wishful thinking? (7:55:12 PM): OOH. More flashback scenes (7:55:29 PM): ... Ooooh (7:55:32 PM): Scruffy Guy! (7:55:46 PM): Mr. H is badass (7:56:09 PM): Snap. (7:56:11 PM): I like this guy (7:56:59 PM): ... Now he's bitching at Neku. I REALLY like this guy (7:58:02 PM): Yeah, Neku was kind of a douche at first (7:59:33 PM): The beginning scene was cool, though. (7:59:43 PM): Ooh, brownies! ...Hold on.
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Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
this is the final cut
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Conversations I've had with my sister...
"I'm gonna get a grande skim iced vanilla latte!"
"But what size?"
"A GRANDE skim iced vanilla latte!"
"But what size?!"
"GRANDE!"
"But wha - oh."
"Wait, are they called tongs or thongs?!"
We were doing the dishes and my sis was putting away some salad tongs or something.
"If life were a maze, you'd be the person who got right through and I'd be the person who got stuck in the shrubbery..."
& with random friends...
"The fencing team has big mouths, just shove it in there!"
We were talking about food, I swear.
"Don't force it in if it doesn't fit."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID."
"What if you're a consumer but not a customer?"
"Then it's robbery."
Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
Mistress Game Master
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: Friend : Me (Unless your age in your profile is a lie... :P) No, I have nothing to gain about lying about my age. CR doesn't serve alcohol
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Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
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= Me
= Older Brother = My mum-
finishes 1-1 - ...would be one promise that I wouldn't be able to keep." - Does Big boob lady ( ) die or somthing? - ... - Good call.Could be one of those 'you had to be there' moments, but it was funny at the time.
Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
Everyday, the fluffy temptation of wheat
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I believe it's from Spongebob, but the sad/angry expression he had on his face made it priceless!
Cavaliers forever...
Many thanks to Violet for the drawing and Dr. Antrax for the sig!
Nobody makes generalizations about life unless they mean to talk about themselves.
Many thanks to Violet for the drawing and Dr. Antrax for the sig!
Nobody makes generalizations about life unless they mean to talk about themselves.
Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
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Marescio wrote:
A friend: "I'm angry. I can't see my forehead."
I believe it's from Spongebob, but the sad/angry expression he had on his face made it priceless!
I believe it's from Spongebob, but the sad/angry expression he had on his face made it priceless!
I think so.
Anyway, I'm now scarred for life.
ENGLISH CLASS:
= Friend *yanks pantlegs up to mimic shorts* If girls wear short-shorts, why can't I?And during driver's ed.
= Instructor = Random idiot. So can anyone give me an example of a non-motorized vehicle? An ATV?
Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
Spriting phailure
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me, Allisa, PrestonThis was during the skit we did at OMG!Con. I was Kristoph, Allisa was Sasuke, and Pretion was Itachi.
Please, Itachi, give back the figurine! No. ::fake-slaps Allisa:: OBJECTION! ::comes on stage with a bottle and hits Preston:: TAKE THAT!Heh. The "Take That" got a few laughs from the audience.
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
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And that's all.
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Best thing to scream out while doing a word search in a silent class.
Quote:
I never liked him at all, and because I write on The Internet, my opinions are important and you should all believe what I believe.
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Louco é quem me diz e não é feliz
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None of the girls had a reaction when he said the masturbation part.
Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
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= Me = Friend, as you know
= His friend
= Other friend of mine = Girl
= Annoying git : I've just been playing Deal or New Deal.(Later)
(Seeing and ) *Walks over to them* : Listen, isn't this a good joke? I was asking Klavier which questions he did in the exam and he said he did America first. I said 'who are you, Warren Harding?' : (Delivers a sort of laugh-groan) : What!? That's good joke! It's funny, it's original...(Later still)
and : *Look to see who's outside the door, then see that it's * : Ah, it's Mr. Andrews. : Why Mr. Andrews? : He used to go out with Adrian. : (shocked) No! Why would she want to go out with him!? He's a dickhead! : Maybe he spiked her drink.Well, I found the last one funny.
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Do you want to sign my year book?
Sure, why not. Cause you hafta buy me one first.
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Spriting phailure
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me, Allisa, 
Joanna, Patricia Katie, take that jacket off before you overheat. Your mom would NOT be happy with me.
Do you have any idea how annoying this thing is to unbutton and stuff? Whatever. Joanna, help Katie with her suit jacket. Okay. ::starts unbuttoning my jacket:: Joanna, this is kinda weird, you're undressing me in the middle of--
What? Dammit, I didn't mean it like that, you guys! Really!Keeping in mind that we were getting lunch at the time and were right in the middle of a crowded Dairy Queen...
I have many yaoi OTPs which overlap... And most of which involve the Gavins.
I do write/support yuri and het from time to time though.
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Bwaaah!
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sanareth wrote:
I have to endure "theories" like that every day. All from this same guy. It took me and my freinds weeks to convince him that photocopiers don't magically make new pieces of paper.
Ah, yes. The hyper/confused one. I know him well.
Creator of such fantastic theories as:
"Since air exists, in a way, we're all touching every-one ever!"
and
"If I tell someone something really sincerely(Note: word was not sincerely), I won't have to sign any legal documents!"
Also, in our case, the creepy one. With such wonders as:
"Well, I'm done my lunch. Hmmm... Maybe I'll go eat Bob! Hey Bob, come here. *chase* Oh good, there you are. *taps imaginary bottle* All you need is a little ketchup, and some pepper!"
or, perhaps, the conversation-based endeavor. Told in amazing SMILEY VISION! Starring
as me, 
as a girl, and as the star crazed guy!---
: Ugh, I'm not feeling well. (More Jokingly) I wonder if there's some magical remedy to cure me. : I know! You have to kiss to save yourself! : Ugh. No. Honestly. : Who... what now?---
Yes, that guy. Quite the guy, isn't he?
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