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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!

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I am happy to report that ignoring my former master is working well so far.

Though everyone tells me she was my only chance of getting laid... :Hoboright:
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Yaragorm wrote:
I am happy to report that ignoring my former master is working well so far.

Though everyone tells me she was my only chance of getting laid... :Hoboright:


Where there is exploitation and a demand for sex, there is a way. Just make sure you have some money.
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That right there is quote-worthy material. I applaud you, sir.
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It is, now, isn't it?
I had my first male-female hug today. It was...pathetic for me, because I'm 16 and sociophobic. LMAO
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lol I've only ever had a couple awkward experiences with the opposite sex, The only reason that is is because, Since I was three all my friends have been boys (with the occasional close female friend) and also my best friend is also of the male gender...

So one of them was when I went to a summer camp for two weeks, it was pretty fun (except for all the really girly girls in my cabin) so anyway There was a boy in the camp that everybody in my cabin had a crush on... except me, I mean I was taking sailing with him, me and him went out on the lake a couples times, we were just pretty close buddies. So then my friends thought it would be so amazing to send him a bunch of love letters, I was asked to do one but obviously I had refused; So they went through with their devious little plan and sent the letter during breakfast. Later that day after my sailing class (btw during this class he was acting a tid bit strange, but I didn't think anything of it), a couple of his buddies come up to me and told me to give a letter to my cabin mates, I just thought they sent a letter back to make fun of them so I didn't bother taking a peek. So I returned to the cabin where everybody has returned and bustling about getting ready for Dinner, when I give the letter to my friend Lizzy she starts freaking out telling everyone to come over. I decide to hop on my bed and observe the scene for myself. They opened the letter, and Lizzy read it out load. My heart dropped, the letter had said "I'm sorry, girlie's But there's only one I like. She is in fact in your cabin and I have a feeling she had nothing to do with you confession's of love" They all stopped: And stared at me. Then glared, then turned away.

At dinner I had been getting the cold shoulder from everyone, while my friends from the table over assured me they would get over it (yeah right) So at the end of dinner I went up to him with letter in hand and questioned him about it, He didn't deny it either I was a little shocked and a tad sad at what I was about to tell him. I think I could here his heart shatter into a million pieces it was a little heart breaking my self, I told him that "Listen, sorry. But At this point I only see you as a friend and nothing more." I haven't spoken to him since then.

He was a really sweet guy, I just wasn't into dating someone from summer camp (plus he was from Las Vegas...The camp's in Canada, It's a pretty popular and expensive...)

Geeze this was long...
sorry... :sadshoe:
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Hah! You wish you had my avi!

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God, I love the name of this thread! This ones...average, I guess.

So. When I was in Pre-School, I had this thing wher I liked to kiss people. For those of you who are perverted, get you minds outt of the gutter, they were kisses on the cheek! So anyway, I was just doing my thing, not really looking at who I was kissing, when I accidentally kissed this guy who had a runny nose and just scared the sh!t out of me. So apparently, he liked me, and tried to kiss me back. He chased me around, until I got sick of it. So I stopped, turned around, and punched him in the face like the little girl I am. He cried, his nose oozed blood (I think) and I end up going to grade school with him. He turns into this ultra hot guy, who never looks at me twice.

Karma's a bitch. :franny: :karma:
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Last year (back when I was in school), I had some creep tried to freak me out by hitting on me, saying "I beat my meat thinking about you at night". It scared the shit out of me then but I think it's funny now. :|

...That was retarded, I know.
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Duclis wrote:
"I beat my meat thinking about you at night".


Shweet!

Coincidentally, I beat my meat thinking about Yaragorm at night <3
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loobywright wrote:
Duclis wrote:
"I beat my meat thinking about you at night".


Shweet!

Coincidentally, I beat my meat thinking about Yaragorm at night <3


I sneak into his room and beat him off at night then I beat mine watching him sleep. Why do you think he woke up with cum in his mouth? :godot:
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SerialVER wrote:
loobywright wrote:
Duclis wrote:
"I beat my meat thinking about you at night".


Shweet!

Coincidentally, I beat my meat thinking about Yaragorm at night <3


I sneak into his room and beat him off at night then I beat mine watching him sleep. Why do you think he woke up with cum in his mouth? :godot:


I actually effing lol'd

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This is awesome! moar plox!

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We, all just love Yaragorm secretly, don't we?

Anyway, Ali (Golden, somewhat.. sorry, but your name is too long, so I will name you Ali for now) that sucks, but once again: don't judge people by their look! Okay, sometimes you'll have to, but some people are really nice even if they look like a creep.
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VHTaffy wrote:
It is, now, isn't it?
I had my first male-female hug today. It was...pathetic for me, because I'm 16 and sociophobic. LMAO


...That's really...pathetic...
Was it with that chick that asked you to the dance?
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justis76 wrote:
VHTaffy wrote:
It is, now, isn't it?
I had my first male-female hug today. It was...pathetic for me, because I'm 16 and sociophobic. LMAO


...That's really...pathetic...
Was it with that chick that asked you to the dance?


No...not really...
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Player! Atta boy!
Unless you got dumped, of course. Lolz.
Anyways, better late than never, I suppose.
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I really haven't given the girl who asked me to the dance an answer.
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Fail!
Do it now before she changes her mind, genius! Go, go, go!
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This is awesome! moar plox!

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Is she good looking? Probably not, else you would've answered I guess. =P but... she can't look like, really bad, can she?
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Isn't it always you who suggests that people should be more tactful with their romantic interests? There are personal things involved in this. In short, it's complicated.

She is really cute, Floran, but...erm...
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Taffy says she's cute, but for some dumb reason he hasn't responded.
Dude, it's a friggin school dance, not a goddamn proposal. If she's cute, that's all that matters.
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LMAO. Stop it.
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Stop what? Telling the truth? I don't criticize you for rushing into stuff, I criticize you for taking things too seriously, which is what you're doing now. It's a dance invitation. Simply yes or no. Not that hard...
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Hmm, that sounds pretty good to be honest. (depends on your definition of cute, of course. :P) I think you should go for it! A school dance can't hurt, I guess.... There might be more going on though, what I don't know about. Or are you just afraid to accept it?
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I don't know if she's serious about the offer or not. Now seriously, don't post a response to this.
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Floran: Maybe he thinks girls have cooties. *snicker*
*inb4scolding*
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*Rages*
Don't mock me!
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VHTaffy wrote:
*Rages*
Don't mock me!

I'm just saying, you take everything seriously. You used to be fun! :larry:
*runs off crying*
On topic, I had a guy-on-girl hug today. Although I've had lots of them, so no big deal.
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Oh, interestingly enough, some of my friends told me in a survey that I would be likely to marry first. In my Calc class (inb4NERDS!). And these two cute girls told me my "derivative" pick-up line worked on them. LMAO.
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Cute girls...in calculus class?
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
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This is a joke, right? The girls in my Calculus class (and other honors courses) are waaayyy hotter than those people in remedial classes.
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VHTaffy wrote:
Oh, interestingly enough, some of my friends told me in a survey that I would be likely to marry first. In my Calc class (inb4NERDS!). And these two cute girls told me my "derivative" pick-up line worked on them. LMAO.


'worked'? So you went off home with two hot females in tow? Did they promise to go on a date with you? How did it 'work'? Them laughing at you is not a correct result for 'working'.
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Yeah, what SV said.
And some of the girls in my enriched class are cute, I guess.
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I didn't say it did work. I'm saying they said it worked.

And you're not a tough guy, if you're wondering. You don't impress anyone by cracking down on the stories posted here, and certainly it doesn't help increase your social status. Maybe you'd make friends if you were less socially hostile, did you ever think of that?
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A beautiful world indeed.

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Haha.

Taffy, Taffy, Taffy. That's so like you.
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SerialVER wrote:
VHTaffy wrote:
Oh, interestingly enough, some of my friends told me in a survey that I would be likely to marry first. In my Calc class (inb4NERDS!). And these two cute girls told me my "derivative" pick-up line worked on them. LMAO.


'worked'? So you went off home with two hot females in tow? Did they promise to go on a date with you? How did it 'work'? Them laughing at you is not a correct result for 'working'.

To be honest taffy never said it worked, they said it worked. I might be mistaken about it though.

EDIT: yeash, what taffy said. XD
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VHTaffy wrote:
I didn't say it did work. I'm saying they said it worked.

And you're not a tough guy, if you're wondering. You don't impress anyone by cracking down on the stories posted here, and certainly it doesn't help increase your social status. Maybe you'd make friends if you were less socially hostile, did you ever think of that?


Wait, who are you talking to?
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justis76 wrote:
VHTaffy wrote:
I didn't say it did work. I'm saying they said it worked.

And you're not a tough guy, if you're wondering. You don't impress anyone by cracking down on the stories posted here, and certainly it doesn't help increase your social status. Maybe you'd make friends if you were less socially hostile, did you ever think of that?


Wait, who are you talking to?


SerialVER. You don't really tick me off that much to make me say these things again.
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VHTaffy wrote:
This is a joke, right? The girls in my Calculus class (and other honors courses) are waaayyy hotter than those people in remedial classes.

Actually, this is somewhat true. In high school, I was in the math classes for dummies and there weren't many attractive looking girls. But last year in my dumb kid math class, there were a few girls in there that were attractive looking.
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A beautiful world indeed.

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Or maybe *gasp* smart people can be attractive.

Seriously though, why is this being discussed? The results would be different for any person.
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VHT: Oh goody, otherwise I'd be genuinely sad. Plus, you know I'm just messing with ya.
Neo: I know some cute math-loving chicks.
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I actually wanted to understand what working means. It just struck me as very vague. I highly doubt anything I do on the Internet, be it positive or negative, will help my social status at all.

I just hate vagueness, must know the answer, context and rational behind things!
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