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friend You should be a stylist! Yeah, thatd be cool! Then we could all wear youre brand hmmm We could all wear you! O_o
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Let me laugh at the AWESOME!!!
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[12:54] Loo: Technically, I'm older than you, you know. ;D
[12:54] DXK: Yes, but I go by intelligence, not times the sun has gone around the planet. ;D
[12:54] Loo: >_____>
[12:55] DXK: ... Snap.
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[12:55] DXK: Bitch >_>
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: Myself
: Friend
: Other friend
: Another friend
: Annoying airhead
: Her friend : Is the Mile High Club something to do with golf?(doing an experiment in Biology in which lots of smoke or steam was let off)
: It's like the kitchen after my mum's been in there.(Discussing drama)
: I'm going to say all my lines in a way that suggests I'm really disgusted with the depraved actions of the other characters. : Can you do 'snob'? : Every day.(Learning about guerilla fighters in history)
: Are they real gorillas? (She now says she meant to ask whether 'guerilla' was spelt the same way as the animal, but not many believe her.)(Finding out about parliament)
: So, if you didn't get a seat in parliament, did you have to stand?Of course, all the people with half a brain cell mocked her unremittingly for these mistakes, including me, causing me to be accosted on MSN by her friend:
: Stop making fun of Ini. It's technically bullying. : She didn't ask if they were real gorillas. : She asked 'are they spelled like gorillas. : No she didn't. : I know she did, I was there. : No you weren't. I was there. (In other conversation, talking to ) : (Explains current situation) : I'm sorely tempted to yell objection. : Or maybe 'you're lying dammit! And I can prove it!' : Go on. : But I can't prove it.(In other conversation)
: OBJECTION! : On what grounds? : I was there. You're lying. : You can't prove that.(Other conversation)
: I really need to call a witness. : Someone who was there. : We need more evidence! : Your nice personality is evidence.(After it had finished with that girl, my friend and I got into a discussion about what our gimmicks would be if we were lawyers in Ace Attorney)
: We need to find something that defines us. : Well, when I think of you, I think of some kind of incredible walking encyclopedia. : Maybe I could read from a dictionary. And when I lose I tear out the pages. : Or perhaps stuff them in my mouth. : Given that you really like skateboarding, I think you should play with a miniature skateboard on the table. : When you're winning, you can do amazing tricks, : But when you lose, it flies up and takes your eye out.
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= Me
= My sister I like Star Wars! You've never even see it. Yes I have. I've seen Durp Wars too. I WANT TO WATCH THAT.*a few minutes later*
TIT WARS!!!1Not funny but still :C
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: Me (I play a prominent role :D Yay me!)Any other sprite : A friend (however, the same sprite in different quotes corrosponds to the same friend)
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: I swear, one of these days... one of these days... I may be 90, but one of these days...---
My friend had to do a report on Trinidad & Tobago, but she forgot one important detail, and this conversaion ensued when I checked her report:
: Where and what is Trinidad and Tabago? A landlocked country near the Yukon? A small island off the coast of Venezuela? What?
: See? You do know where it is!(T&T is a small island off the coast of Venezuela. Seriously. It was the most amazing coincidence I've ever seen.)
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: Y'know, we really need to work on that denial problem of yours. : What denial problem? : Exactly!---
Randomly, in a public place, with no warning:
: I kind of want to take off my pants...---
: Oh my god! My life is just like the movie 23, except with 3! If you take the digital root of my birthday, mutliply it by my social security number, divide that by the square root of the combined ages of my pets, minus the age of my cat, times the square of the number of fish I've had in my lifetime, divided by the number of programs on my computer, to the power of the number of letters in my name, times the number of cousins twice removed I have, over the square root of the number of furs my older dog has, times the average density of my body, plus the number of times I've badly sung the opening of FMA (a lot), times the number of times I've bawled over Hughes' death (a lot more), times zero plus three gets three! IT'S A CONSPIRACY! It means I'm... I'm... I'm... Well, I haven't seen the movie 23, so I don't really know...
: IT MEANS YOUR AN IDIOT!---
: Okay, no more sneaking up on m-Where'd you go?---
: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Evesdropping! I'm disappointed in you! : Sh! I'm trying to listen to these people talk!---
: Why don't you read 1984? : I don't like history books.---
: You're hopeless... : Yes! Hopeless, and proud of it!---
: Do you have to read my story out loud? : Only the stupid lines.---
: I wonder how many 'o's I can type in and still go to google.com! : Two.---
: I'm either going to do it tomorrow or Saturday. : Tomorrow is Saturday.---
During a fight:
: My stubborness makes up for lack of arguments!---
: Don't worry. I'm not going to eat your head and fry it in lemon juice. : Of course not! You're going to fry it in lemon juice, and then eat my head!---
(While looking at my friend's comic)
: Why is he wearing an eyepatch? : I already explained it to you! I was too lazy to draw a second eye!*sniff* Good times... good times....
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Mayonaisse! Fuck yeah!
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- would be me - is my best friend
- is my best friend's brother - another friend---
'I puked and a tuna bit my balls.' *from a movie*---
SUCK MY DICK. *said many times in grade four, though she's a girl.*---
I had a dream that Josh Hartnett was swimming in my boob. :D
And I thought MY dreams are retarded! *smug look* ...Th-that's not something to be proud of! Is she done yet? ---
*behind a wall of some sort, but can't be heard by * ...18 inches... sooo shiny... I love it... ... What are you talking about? Can I see it? *turns around* My new laptop? Aww. *looks down* You're screwed up, you know? :D Yup! ---
*headbangheadbangheadbangheadbang* F*** YOU, DAAAAAAAAN! ...What's wrong with- *sigh* She got high on the marijuana at the A7X concert last night. I guess this is the aftereffects. WHOOOOOOOO! I don't think those five energy drinks helped either... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA- *whacked in the head by a rubber ball* Yeeah, I think she should've paid attention. *sighs*---
I saw on Mythbusters- Now, what did you see on Mythbusters? Yes, what did you see? & *looking at him with false interest plastered on faces* That some teenage girls wash their jeans in hot water while wearing them- They throw themselves into the washer? NO! They take a bath with them- Oh, and you must've enjoyed watching that, now did you? *facepalm*
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Me My sister My mom I'd rather send you to night school where all the old people go are than make you go back to [name of my old school removed because it's so awful people die when hearing it's name :C] ....Old people? *pretends to be an old man* You a pretty little girl.... You're horrible DX Not THAT old people.Yeah we fail.
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Searching for Big Whoop.
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Brother: Hey, I saw a spotted horse with dots.
Me: ...Spotted horse ...with dots?
Brother: Yeah, well it was brown, with white spots, just like a cow.
Except it was a horse.
I think.
And yes, it was a horse, he's just weird like that sometimes. :C
Just like me. ^^
-This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits...
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Me
Miyourii
Rachel So, I was playing on case 2 and... WE KNOW! THE MAGIC PANTIES! You guys are awfully loud.... YOU ARE TOO OBSESSED WITH THAT GAME! (Talking to self) Of course, they'll never understand the woe of a girl obsessed with videogames...... We can hear you, you know. GO SUCK CORN! .....WTF?
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Letz get down to Buzzinezz
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Emily: he just stepped on his CD and called him a retard.
Me: Who stepped on his retard!!
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Mark:What estate do you live in?
Emily: i dunno, i live in a house!!
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Me: Who Played Spider-man?
Alison: Ewan McGregor
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Me: The guy that plays the yellow smartie is my uncle
Jessie: Shannon.....its a smartie (not looking impressed)
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Me: Why do you have two argos catalogues
Mark: Same reason you cry yourself to sleep at night!
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Adam: Someone pissed in my pants
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Me: Shut up im not a liar you are!!
Adam:YOU YOURSELF ARE A LIE..your whole family is a lie
Me: Your Whole life is a lie
Emily: Thats Terrible
Adam: Your Face is terrible
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Adam: Shannon
Me:What
Adam: I am running away with your cat to L.A
Me: Piss off
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Paraic: I'm a Hawaiian farmer
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Me: you dont own that camera do ya?
Emily: no he dont..his dad owns it!
Me: Really
Stephen:Yeah
Me: why do ya want a big mother fucker like that
Stephen: i make my own films
Me: are they good
Stephen: i dunno i just make them
Emily: Do you want to become succesful in that line of work
Stephen: Hopefully
Me: theres too many camera men in that line of work!! ya won't make it
Emily: maybe you can find a different job
Stephen: like what
Me: I dunno...................street cleaner
Emily:Gonna need those streets clean
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Emily and Myself: Dancing at the disco bumper to bumper.....
Wait a minute wheres mii jumper, wheres mii jumper,
i left it over there but its not there any more
Wait a minute came with mii robe on!!
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Adam: Eww! you broke your nail into me
Emily: well i broke a nail
(adam runs after everyone with his bloody hand)
Me: Eww he could have aids..You dont no where his blood has been!!!
Adam: Its been inside me!!!!!
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Me: Would anyone like a minstrel
Lia: If ya have a minstrel flick it my way!!
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Lia: Mangled eyes on Ya!!!
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Dale: I love you
Me: Thats Lovely......do you want a skittle???
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Lia: (coming off of the computer) Do not touch it! im in an important conversation
Me: Okay (i didnt listen and her ex - boyfriend waz still talkin)
ex boyfriend of Lia: I think i still have some feelings for you
Me pretending to be Lia: So do i.....you are my one and only Sunshine
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Paul: Emily Why are you crying
Emily: Coz i thought the Monkey Died
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Lisa: Are there Cows in other countries???
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Clara: Wats A boosom?
Lisa: I no...its a type of bee?
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Lisa: Ms..Whats an overhead??
Teacher: Something thats over your head
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Me: Lisa Seeing as your blonde and all...do you really "have more fun"
Lisa: I dunno Do i?
Clara: I dunno .....Do ya??
(awkward silence)
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there is loads but i cant think of them all!!!
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: Me : Guy I Was Cross-Examining So, you said "weed" was immoral, right? Oh, of course! And that's why it shouldn't be legalized? No other reason? Right! Hmm. Interesting. *Pause* Do you consider yourself "moral"? Yes! Have you ever smoked weed? No! Have you ever injected weed? No! Have you ever eaten weed? ... "..."? ... I think the House would like your answer, now. ... No further questions.
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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It reminds me of something that happened with me and My friends.
= Me
= Stoner Friend
= Other Friend*In Dairy Queen*
: Whats that?
: Its weed. *Eats some* : You might as well be putting it in your Milk Shake. : THATS A GREAT IDEA! *Dumps it all in* : -_-"" : o.O"
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Like Kafka, but less verminous
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But yeah, I usually do the right thing. This job has got me on the right path, ya know? That's good to hear. All I do is work, sleep, and smoke weed. It's great. Weed isn't exactly the best thing... I know, but I always do the right thing. I used to get into fights, ya know? I'd stab people *shows stab wound* Stabbing people is the right thing to do?! Yeah. They can't lock you up if you say it's self-defense.Edit: To add to the irony of it all, he came to work drunk on the first day.
And he is a Muslim.
((Edit MK II: The Muslim religion forbids alcohol. I wasn't quite going for the "look at me, I'm a bigot!" approach, merely going on that irony. It's like one of us Jews eating bacon-wrapped shrimp on the first day of Channukkah, which I have done.))
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no not like that
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me a friend random 3-year-old girl, passing byLocation: By the pool
So you know- I see a penis. ...? Did she mean me? 8DI laughed so hard. It's not even funny what he said. D: The random 3-year-old girl was pretty creepy though, maybe I couldn't stop laughing because of her.
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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I give love a bad name.
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HerrAwesome45 (me)
iam2lazy527 (yaryar2.0)
[17:30] HerrAwesome45: I'm sexy. You're.... Yar.
[17:30] iam2lazy527: I'm sexy as all hell.
[17:30] iam2lazy527: XD
[17:30] HerrAwesome45: Hell is sexy now?
[17:31] iam2lazy527: Yeah
[17:31] HerrAwesome45: Rockin.
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all your lulz are belong to us
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- me
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: hi there : fuck your mother : fuck yours
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polkadot wrote:
:adrian: me
a friend
random 3-year-old girl, passing by
Location: By the pool
So you know-
I see a penis.
...?
Did she mean me? 8D
I laughed so hard. It's not even funny what he said. D: The random 3-year-old girl was pretty creepy though, maybe I couldn't stop laughing because of her.
a friend random 3-year-old girl, passing byLocation: By the pool
So you know- I see a penis. ...? Did she mean me? 8DI laughed so hard. It's not even funny what he said. D: The random 3-year-old girl was pretty creepy though, maybe I couldn't stop laughing because of her.
Not the right emote to use for those of us with dirty minds, considering that conversation
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(on an instant messenger)
me: hey, man. what's happening?
friend: my character just woohooed nina caliente
the reasons I thought this was funny was because 1) use of the term "woohooed" and 2) in person, my friend is very, very shy/not talkative, unless he's with me or one other friend.
me: here, take these. *hands a produce worker a bag with two peaches*
co-worker: what are these? *angry/surprised tone*
me: credit.
co-worker: NOO!!!!! *throws them on the floor and they splatter in the bag*
I know that one doesn't sound funny in the least, but I couldn't stop chuckling at that incident the rest of the day.
co-worker (different one, a cashier. a cute fraulein about my age.): take these, and find the ones that cost $4, for this customer *smiles like this: 8D*
me: *is handed a package of depends adult diapers* ...yes, ma'am! *runs off*
The best part is that the old lady (the customer) decided that she didn't even want the $4 ones because they were just pads. I had to put both of the packages back after. All that work for nada, but hey, I was just doing mah jorb!
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= My dad = Me What'd you do today? Nothing. So you just sat there in one place and breathed? Yes. Wow, you're like a monk. I'm tons of fun. *just laughs*Well it was true, that IS what I did today D:
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= Me = LooityLoo: Woooooooooooow: I was looking over my notes, studying for finals: I TAKE SERIOUSLY SHITTY NOTES, LOO : XDDDDD : you win. : *mails you my super detailed government notes* : ;D : ;D: "Hatch Act: ...Dude. WTF is the Hatch Act? ...Nevermind, I want a Rockstar. >_> I wonder what Evidence Bee'll need for VII." : ^ ACTUAL QUOTE FROM MY NOTEBOOK :: XDDDDD are you kidding me?! HAHAHA :: that is the best :: ever "Watergate Scandal: ...God, if you don't know what fucking WATERGATE was, you shouldn't be in this class. ...So, the Knife lets you stab one person each Phase. ...Hmm, so, is it going to be Pie, or Sklarvv...?" : .......................... omg. : those are the best : fucking : notes : ever
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Me :C 
Random people I knew...
Some disgusting fuckface I actually used to be friends with.
Her ex-boyfriend (who's actually gay olololol but was pretending he's not for some "religious reasons")
History teacher ololololol
Typical school slut (she even got knocked up later on and was a total show-off about it, but it turned out she was pretending :/) Lamer who followed me from my old middle school. srzly.
A fail person. :C-------------------------------------------------------------
Ok, your cool. ...And your sexy. Lets get married.-------------------------------------------------------------
(When I was talking about going to the Pokemon tour back in 2005)
Your going to be like: "PIKACHU! GIVE ME A KISS!" Hell yeah!-------------------------------------------------------------
So Eric, WHEN did you come out of the closet? ...Right after I got done with YO MOMMA.-------------------------------------------------------------
Meredith, you have two chins. One here and here. No I don't! You have three chins now. ... Do you have a boyfriend? NO! ...Are you gay? THATS ENOUGH!-------------------------------------------------------------
Don't poke my knee Mellisa, it hurts.(
aims her fist at his crotch) : Oh, so you don't any babies? WHAT? Thats not right! It was last night. ...Don't worry Meredith, we used a condom. I was at MY HOUSE last night, thank you very much! Thats were I was too! Oh wait, your eyes were closed.-------------------------------------------------------------
PROTIP: Don't say stupid shit at school around me, because I'll probably write it down somewhere and not forget it. :C
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all your lulz are belong to us
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= cousin = me*at the beach
: This place should be beatiful at night ^^ : Yeah full of sex, drougs and alcohol ^^ : are you drunk ¬¬? : Probably..._________________________________
= me = friend that likes 300*all the annoying airheads are making noise
: ENOUGH... THIS IS MADNESS! : MADNESS?..... THIS... IS... THE CLASSROOM!
(it wasn´t coffe it was a pen but it made the same effect XD)
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Mia Fey: Rookie Killer
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DahliaXKristoph: NO
Caitlin: NO
Ghaleon von Karma: NO!
I laughed. D:
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= Me = FerdieLance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4: ... what the devil?: This is horrible. : Oh, keep watching. : It's... like watching a stand-up comedian die on stage.
: Okay, "chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga" is inexplicably funny. : Oh my god this is a truly horrible song, : (Grits his teeth.)
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!
That one guy from that one place
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*munch munch munch* YOU ATE MY FRUIT COCKTAIL COOKIE!!!
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= My friend = His friend = His other friend
= Host of a party went to
= Girl at party = Other girl at party
: Boy at party : How was the party? : Well Ema started putting make-up on Stiles so Sawhit, Wellington and I sloped off to play football and I hit Adrian in the face.
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OMGWTF A TALKING BEANIE
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me: alright guys whats the formation
fren A: LEEEEROOOOOYY JEEENNKIIIINNNSS
fren B: DUDE i almost wet my pants
me and 3 other friends : PWNED
i laughed the whole time while playing CS
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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I love that video
"Damn it Leroy!"
"It wasn't my fault!"
Gyakuten Phoenix wrote:
Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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Mia Fey: Rookie Killer
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Dahlia and I are pottymouths.
Also, this will probably not make any sense if you do not play Mafia. ;D
= DahliaXKristoph. = LooityLoo.Spoiler: Don't say I didn't warn you...
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co-worker girl: FOR ME?! 8D
me: you want sunflowers?
co-worker girl: I love sunflowers!
me: I think I'd rather just eat the seeds.
co-worker girl: ...hmph! (scoffs and walks off, we're busy)
me: XD
so, yeah, technically you could say I had the punchline, but where else would this go?
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My sister, obviously. (Pretending to be Pearl) Mr.Nick, what are tits? :CI TOLD YOU SHE WAS OBSESSED WITH THAT WORD.
And even though I posted this on the other forum:
me olol
Erman (GET IT) lol emo faggot babies :C Wow... they would be amazing. But they'd be too busy cutting each other to get horny. PFFFF WHAT WINNER
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Gender: Male
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= me = Friend, who likes making me out to be some kind of pervert. = The ginger-haired girl mentioned previously = Friend of : (to ) El femme a la grand clevage...J'ADORE! Everyone: *Cracks up*
*Is in hysterics*That was one of the funniest conversations of my life. It occured a while ago, and recently I asked my friend about it:
: Do you recall trying to charm Dahlia by saying that you like girls with big breasts in French? : No, but it's the kind of thing I'd do. : Do you seriously not remember? In RE? Diego was in hysterics? : Vaguely. : That was so funny. I can't believe you don't recall. Extraordinary. You have an awful memory.(Later)
: I've harmed my arm playing with my exercise pole and yes I do realise what that sounds like. : No comment. : It's this thing I got that you have to shake back and forth for the purpose of getting exercise. I understand that doesn't make it sound any less like masturbation. : It also has rubber on the end so now it sounds like two-person sex. : And if I tell you that I shook it back and forth for ages yesterday while watching Columbo it makes me sound gay. : Aren't you pleased that I'm filling in your side of the conversation for you?(Later)
: You know, I've twigged that just before sixth form ends and we go off into our new lives, we'll want to reminisce about all our time at school. And you won't remember any of it. Or barely any. : I remember loads. : Maybe so. But you forget things like the French breasts moment. That was one of the funniest moments ever. : I'm just taking note that you're remembering breast moments. : I was going to say I really walk into these things, but then you'd say something like 'you walk into breasts?' and I'd look even worse. (Today, with my friend watching Death Note online and me messaging him)
: So, what's happening in Death Note now? : Is he eating potato chips? : He's kind of like the Daniel Plainview of anime : Except Light take a potato chip...AND EATS IT! : While Plainview. Drinks. Your. MILKSHAKE! : HE DRINKS IT UP!
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= me = Friend = Other friend, fond of saying 'Oh and that's a BAD MISS' (a catchphrase from the comedy That Mitchell And Webb Look in the snooker commentating sketch).(There was a red ball right next to a pocket. The cue ball was almost right next to red ball, in a great position for me to pot the red.
: *Hits cue ball*(The cue ball hits the red ball, knocks it AWAY from the pocket, and the cue ball goes down the pocket.)
: Now THAT was a bad miss!We ended up playing a three-way game. Part way through, this happened:
*Takes shot*(Cue ball moves only a few millimetres and doesn't hit anything)
: Take that again. : *Replaces cue ball where it was (roughly) and takes shot again)(Cue ball moves across the table, doesn't hit anything, then falls into a pocket)
: You should have taken the first time!(A little later, in the same game)
: Have any of us actually potted a ball yet? : No. : I have. : Have you? : Yeah, the white (cue) ball. : Well, we've all potted that! (Which, sadly, was true. Before any of us sunk a ball we were actually meant to, all three of us had sunk the cue ball at least once. Yeah, we're bad.)There were a couple of good moments before we got to the snooker place, when
took us to buy some food and drink for the day., having debated whether or not to buy a large packet of Skips: Forget it, I've been tempted by the Devil. *Goes over to get packet, and struggles to get it out of its container* (quietly, to me) : It's stuck. THERE IS A GOD. (looking at packet) : Sage and Onion. That would make a great cop show. : They've already got Rosemary and Thyme.(Later)
: So, what would Sage and Onion's gimmick be? : At the end of every episode, the criminal is crying. Okay. But what would Sage do? Wouldn't it feel a bit left out? : It's part of the deal.
Re: Funny things your FRIEND has ever said
HOT STEPPIN' FFFFFFFFF
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My friend
and I have another friend who always mispronounces Japanese names, so one day I beat a video game, and I were reading the names the way our friend would read it.Someone with the last name Takeshita (ta-kay-shee-ta)came up.
and 
in unison: TAKE SHIT AH!
LOL GAIZ
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Me
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increased amount of typos=the result of brain borking juice figures i hd to mch lats nihgt. ouch. i hs hngovre lay off that for awhile OR ELSE no fcuk yuo i drnik bairn bkrogni jcuie have fun having an iq of 0 after that, then 8D i wlli btcih lmfao WINNER i no im wnnire gdo im nto supitd OLOLOLOLOLOLOL damn, this juice is also making you bitchy :C---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
i'm sure if someone saw the shit i used to draw during class, they would send me to a mental ward :C lmao WELL IT'S TRUE lolol. Also, :C last week i was looking through my shit, and i found shit like a dog with one arm ...... and i was all "WTF I DON'T REMEMBER DRAWING THIS" o________o
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Phff, You call this a Zombie apocalypse?
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I lol'd at the second one.
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Yeah, well maybe if I wasn't so much better than everyone else, I wouldn't have to talk about it so much.
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