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Looking back, girls have always acted strange around me. In seventh grade, this group of three girls would always swarm me at track practice, blinking alot, giggling, all that jazz.
And just this year, one girl would always play with my ear/hair whenever she walked by.
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I remembered something funny the other day. At my job I had earlier this year, I was working one day, and I was telling my manager my problem with my parents not liking my boyfriend, and that I was grounded for it, and yada yada. Well, a coworker that went to my school, he was on the football team, and we were both seniors, was listening to us and acted concerned as well. So when my manager walked away, he asked me, point blank, "So, would you be down for sex?"

I was flabbergasted, to say the least. (I'd never done it anyway, by the way, so even worse!) And um, hello, did you not just hear me talk about MY BOYFRIEND? I swear, some guys these days. Anyway. I freaked out and almost socked him in the face.

Oh yeah. Then, at a party that my friend was at, he mentioned he worked where I did, and she asked if he knew me (not knowing this had happened), he replied, "Oh, yeah, that fat chick?"

I'm chubby. Maybe even chunky. He's just mad he didn't get any. Anyway, that's my little story. Kids these days.
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Volt January wrote:
I remembered something funny the other day. At my job I had earlier this year, I was working one day, and I was telling my manager my problem with my parents not liking my boyfriend, and that I was grounded for it, and yada yada. Well, a coworker that went to my school, he was on the football team, and we were both seniors, was listening to us and acted concerned as well. So when my manager walked away, he asked me, point blank, "So, would you be down for sex?"I was flabbergasted, to say the least. (I'd never done it anyway, by the way, so even worse!) And um, hello, did you not just hear me talk about MY BOYFRIEND? I swear, some guys these days. Anyway. I freaked out and almost socked him in the face.

Oh yeah. Then, at a party that my friend was at, he mentioned he worked where I did, and she asked if he knew me (not knowing this had happened), he replied, "Oh, yeah, that fat chick?"

I'm chubby. Maybe even chunky. He's just mad he didn't get any. Anyway, that's my little story. Kids these days.


Erm...sexual harrassment, much?! :udgy: I just hope he was saying it in jest! :adrian:
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Professor Yoshi wrote:
Volt January wrote:
I remembered something funny the other day. At my job I had earlier this year, I was working one day, and I was telling my manager my problem with my parents not liking my boyfriend, and that I was grounded for it, and yada yada. Well, a coworker that went to my school, he was on the football team, and we were both seniors, was listening to us and acted concerned as well. So when my manager walked away, he asked me, point blank, "So, would you be down for sex?"I was flabbergasted, to say the least. (I'd never done it anyway, by the way, so even worse!) And um, hello, did you not just hear me talk about MY BOYFRIEND? I swear, some guys these days. Anyway. I freaked out and almost socked him in the face.

Oh yeah. Then, at a party that my friend was at, he mentioned he worked where I did, and she asked if he knew me (not knowing this had happened), he replied, "Oh, yeah, that fat chick?"

I'm chubby. Maybe even chunky. He's just mad he didn't get any. Anyway, that's my little story. Kids these days.


Erm...sexual harrassment, much?! :udgy: I just hope he was saying it in jest! :adrian:


He wasn't. He was serious. Even if he was kidding, it's still not funny.
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Volt January wrote:
He wasn't. He was serious. Even if he was kidding, it's still not funny.

What an idiot :chinami: It's sad you had to be the one this guy picked on- like you said, he's just badmouthing you because he can't take the fact that you have a boyfriend and don't want any of his creepy harassment.
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Volt January wrote:
He wasn't. He was serious. Even if he was kidding, it's still not funny.

Punch him between the eyes, or rip out his tongue. Make sure he'll regret ever speaking to you in such a demeaning way. Then tell him, "All human beings deserve the right to be happy. That's why you're condemned to a life of sorrow."
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There's this guy who keeps touching my bum.

THEN HE FRIGGING GRINS AT ME.
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FVKWY wrote:
There's this guy who keeps touching my bum.

THEN HE FRIGGING GRINS AT ME.

KISS HIM
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Krazytimes wrote:
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There's this guy who keeps touching my bum.

THEN HE FRIGGING GRINS AT ME.

SUE HIS ASS FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT, THEN ENJOY YOUR NEWFOUND WEALTH AND RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST HIM

Couldn't have said it better myself.
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This is awesome! moar plox!

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There's this guy who keeps touching my bum.

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Go for it.
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Aren't you like, 11? Wow, times change as I get older. When I was 11 that sort of thing was like :beef: ew boys.
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Aren't you like, 11? Wow, times change as I get older. When I was 11 that sort of thing was like :beef: ew boys.


The world used to be such an innocent place back then :P
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Aren't you like, 11? Wow, times change as I get older. When I was 11 that sort of thing was like :beef: ew boys.

Ahah, me too (remember when "OMG U TOTALLY FANCY HIM" was the biggest insult EVER?) :3 Actually I'm still a bit "ew boys you are so incompetent and scarily tall"... I genuinely wonder why my boyfriend puts up with me XD
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I want a restraining order, this kid really bugs me >.<
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FVKWY wrote:
There's this guy who keeps touching my bum.

THEN HE FRIGGING GRINS AT ME.


Grab his dick, twist it until he screams, then wink at him.
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Closest encounter I have is that one of my friends says that I'm obsessed with pervy stuff when it comes to her. I don't make pervy jokes to anyone or anything. But her. I know that I say quite a few to her but she says that all of my jokes are them. She finds them funny though.
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.:looby:. wrote:
FVKWY wrote:
There's this guy who keeps touching my bum.

THEN HE FRIGGING GRINS AT ME.


Grab his dick, twist it until he screams, then wink at him.

...

Hell no.

I kind of did something weird. I was trying to get my bag and he was trying to shove me out the way so I hit him with my butt.

I HAD NO FREE LIMBS, BTW.
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FVKWY wrote:
.:looby:. wrote:
FVKWY wrote:
There's this guy who keeps touching my bum.

THEN HE FRIGGING GRINS AT ME.


Grab his dick, twist it until he screams, then wink at him.

...

Hell no.

I kind of did something weird. I was trying to get my bag and he was trying to shove me out the way so I hit him with my butt.

I HAD NO FREE LIMBS, BTW.

Dude, just straight up kick him in the daddy jewels. (Chances are that he won't even need them in the future. XD)
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FVKWY wrote:
.:looby:. wrote:
FVKWY wrote:
There's this guy who keeps touching my bum.

THEN HE FRIGGING GRINS AT ME.


Grab his dick, twist it until he screams, then wink at him.

...

Hell no.

I kind of did something weird. I was trying to get my bag and he was trying to shove me out the way so I hit him with my butt.

I HAD NO FREE LIMBS, BTW.

Have a huge gift wrapped box and cut a hole in the bottom. Carry it with your hand in the hole so that it looks like you're kinda struggling. Tell him it's for him, and when he opens it, punch him in the face. Then go apeshit on him until someone else pulls you off of him.
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I don't think I would be able to pull such a sneak attack xD I think I could probably beat the crap out of him, though, I'm way taller than him.
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Aren't you like, 11? Wow, times change as I get older. When I was 11 that sort of thing was like :beef: ew boys.


The world used to be such an innocent place back then :P

Strangely enough, teen pregnancy is the lowest it's ever been since the 1940's.

I don't really have anything ontopic to say, except that when I was at the DMV today the girl at the window I was supposed to go to had the biggest cleavage I had ever seen. I mean, her boobs were like HUGE. It's probably because she was fat but that's not what bothered me. What bothered me was why she would choose to wear such a low-cut top considering her body-type and job. I mean, I don't think there's anything wrong with wearing that kind of clothing but what are the implications supposed to mean when you work at a job where you're sitting down with people coming in everyday forced to look down at you because they are standing and you are sitting? It's like she wanted people to look at her breasts. Again, normally that wouldn't bother me so much but in this case I just find it weird that she would choose to wear those clothes considering her job.
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Yaragorm wrote:
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samboo1 wrote:
Aren't you like, 11? Wow, times change as I get older. When I was 11 that sort of thing was like :beef: ew boys.


The world used to be such an innocent place back then :P

Strangely enough, teen pregnancy is the lowest it's ever been since the 1940's.

I don't really have anything ontopic to say, except that when I was at the DMV today the girl at the window I was supposed to go to had the biggest cleavage I had ever seen. I mean, her boobs were like HUGE. It's probably because she was fat but that's not what bothered me. What bothered me was why she would choose to wear such a low-cut top considering her body-type and job. I mean, I don't think there's anything wrong with wearing that kind of clothing but what are the implications supposed to mean when you work at a job where you're sitting down with people coming in everyday forced to look down at you because they are standing and you are sitting?It's like she wanted people to look at her breasts. Again, normally that wouldn't bother me so much but in this case I just find it weird that she would choose to wear those clothes considering her job.


Hmm...*thinks*

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But, seriously. I don't get some girls who wear clothes that reveal their body like that. By some, I mean the ones that get all huffy when you can't help but stare. I mean, why would you wear something like that if you're just going to act like you're offended when someone does look at you?

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Hey, fat girls like wearing nice clothes too ._.

You won't catch me in a polo neck jumper (anymore).
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FVKWY wrote:
There's this guy who keeps touching my bum.

THEN HE FRIGGING GRINS AT ME.


Grab his dick, twist it until he screams, then wink at him.



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What's the DMV? I do think there's certain jobs where it's definitely inappropriate.

Aside from that situation, what do guys think about low cut tops and cleavage? Obviously, you'd like it, but is there ever a point where it can look sleazy and a bit of modesty wouldn't hurt?

I have a friend who ALWAYS wears low tops, and it hasn't given her a very good reputation...lol.
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I sometimes like cleavage. Depends on my view on the person and how they look facially and other factors. If they look ugly, I don't care how fantastic their cleavage is. Hell, cleavage is nice but personality > everything else.
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I sometimes like cleavage. Depends on my view on the person and how they look facially and other factors. If they look ugly, I don't care how fantastic their cleavage is. Hell, cleavage is nice but personality > everything else.

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personality > everything else.


Bullshit! I'm a fucking amazing bastard and I'm still single *CRY*

Joking XD and I agree. Looks help though. I've loved people for their personalities but I'm really quite shallow.
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Yeah personality is the big thing. I think I do need to be attracted to a boyfriend though...I wouldn't say I'm shallow, because my idea of good looking is very diverse, and not typical.

I'd find it really interesting to see what a blind guy thought of me. It would be refreshing to be judged PURELY off personality, because they can't see me.
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What's the DMV? I do think there's certain jobs where it's definitely inappropriate.


The DMV is the Department of Motor Vehicles (where you take your driver's license tests, and stuff of the sort). You'd think since that's a state sanctioned job that she would have a little more decency.
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Volt January wrote:
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What's the DMV? I do think there's certain jobs where it's definitely inappropriate.


The DMV is the Department of Motor Vehicles (where you take your driver's license tests, and stuff of the sort). You'd think since that's a state sanctioned job that she would have a little more decency.

Oh yeah like the DSA over here then. I understand now, and I also agree. If my driving examiner was said woman, I'd imagine it could prove distracting! :grey:
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To me, personality is huge, looks are quite a large factor, but not as much as personality (Honestly, it's like, 51/49. Call me an ass, but...).
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Personality is important but looks certainly can't hurt. Though I'd prefer someone more average-looking than full-blown drop-dead attractive.
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Did I make it seem like I thought that looks weren't important? Because they are. But personality comes first in my opinion.
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Did I make it seem like I thought that looks weren't important? Because they are. But personality comes first in my opinion.


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It's funny how people work. Like when I tell/show people my boyfriend, if they don't talk to him first, they act like,"YOU'RE dating HIM?", and if they speak with him beforehand, they are much more understanding and say, "He's a really nice guy, he's so funny!" I'm not saying I'm more attractive than my boyfriend, I think we are equal. I find him very attractive, too.
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It's funny how people work. Like when I tell/show people my boyfriend, if they don't talk to him first, they act like,"YOU'RE dating HIM?", and if they speak with him beforehand, they are much more understanding and say, "He's a really nice guy, he's so funny!" I'm not saying I'm more attractive than my boyfriend, I think we are equal. I find him very attractive, too.

I'm sure that they meant the inverse (HE'S dating YOU?). Otherwise, they're just being a complete dick (although, they both sound rude) And tell them this. Be like, "Yo, you soundin' like a complete dick, dawg! Take that back muddafugga!" Or, if you're more refined, be like, "Excuse me, but that statement implies that he could have dated someone better than me. You should revise your previous statement before I inflict bodily harm upon you."
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Volt January wrote:
It's funny how people work. Like when I tell/show people my boyfriend, if they don't talk to him first, they act like,"YOU'RE dating HIM?", and if they speak with him beforehand, they are much more understanding and say, "He's a really nice guy, he's so funny!" I'm not saying I'm more attractive than my boyfriend, I think we are equal. I find him very attractive, too.

I'm sure that they meant the inverse (HE'S dating YOU?). Otherwise, they're just being a complete dick (although, they both sound rude) And tell them this. Be like, "Yo, you soundin' like a complete dick, dawg! Take that back muddafugga!" Or, if you're more refined, be like, "Excuse me, but that statement implies that he could have dated someone better than me. You should revise your previous statement before I inflict bodily harm upon you."
You can mix and match as you please.


Haha, I like that. I won't take it sitting down. It's just rude and disrespectful.
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Steel Turnabout wrote:
I got cockblocked today. Three times. BY FACEBOOK. WHAT THE FUCK.


This sounds like a story. Do tell. NOW!
I'm Blak, and I have shit taste.
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