I say, who enjoys a smashing ol' time with their pillows? : Wright & Co. Law Offices

Re: I say, who enjoys a smashing ol' time with their pillows?

Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:44 pm

Mistermouse

I like to sprawl out on an inflatable Ikea bean bag and think about life...

Re: I say, who enjoys a smashing ol' time with their pillows?

Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:53 pm

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Sarah733 wrote:

Besides, I prefer to hit people upside the head with pillows, rather than use them to fulfill any bizarre fantasies. Pillow fights are fuuuuuuuun.

Those poor pillows... that's abuse, you should be arrested for that.

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Re: I say, who enjoys a smashing ol' time with their pillows?

Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:56 pm

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people who hump their pillows are wierd. its not even funny. if you be doin that, somethings wrong with ya.
I dont even wanna know how one goes about humping a pillow.

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Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:07 pm

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Neon Lemmy Koopa wrote:

people who hump their pillows are wierd. its not even funny. if you be doin that, somethings wrong with ya.
I dont even wanna know how one goes about humping a pillow.

I don't really care if people do it as long as they keep it private DX

Re: I say, who enjoys a smashing ol' time with their pillows?

Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:17 pm

Mistermouse

It still is weird nonetheless....
Why do they like it?
Does it release some dorky edgeworth imaginary sexual energy?

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Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:44 pm

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Am I the only one who doesn't know what's going on here? Something about pillows and Edgeworth and tea?

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Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:08 pm

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you probably dont want to know whats going on. Trust me.

Re: I say, who enjoys a smashing ol' time with their pillows?

Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:11 pm

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Awen wrote:

Am I the only one who doesn't know what's going on here? Something about pillows and Edgeworth and tea?

prossecutorwannabe made a thread a while back about pillow humping and said that she imagines that her pillow is Edgeworth.

This thread is sorta making fun of it.

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Re: I say, who enjoys a smashing ol' time with their pillows?

Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:14 pm

Mistermouse

Heh... Heh....
That was an epic topic...

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Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:17 pm

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I had a pillow once. His name was Lenny. Lenny was a good friend of mine. Eventually, we both got older and times changed. People shared to hate him and wanted to get rid of him. So, I did the most peaceful thing I could do to him. We recited ours dreams of owning their our own little farm with bunnies when I did...that...

I miss Lenny... :larry:

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Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:18 pm

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ButzPuff wrote:

I had a pillow once. His name was Lenny. Lenny was a good friend of mine. Eventually, we both go older and times changed. People shared to hate him and wanted to get rid of him. So, I did the most peaceful thing I could do to him. We recited ours dreams of owning their our own little farmwith bunnies when I did...that...

I miss Lenny... :larry:

*wipes a tear* How sad ;-;

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Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:19 pm

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Interesting.

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Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:19 pm

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I read that book in 7th grade. It sucked pretty bad.

Also, I have a pillow that I named. He's a little cylindrical pillow named Squishy. I drew a face on him.

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Re: I say, who enjoys a smashing ol' time with their pillows?

Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:20 pm

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The thread about pillow humping:

viewtopic.php?f=18&t=10653

EDIT:

Anna Cassidy wrote:

I read that book in 7th grade. It sucked pretty bad.

I've had to read WAY worse books for school. If that was one of your sucky ones, I wanna have your English teacher.

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Re: I say, who enjoys a smashing ol' time with their pillows?

Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:29 pm

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It's kinda odd but it's interesting at the same time.

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Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:31 pm

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Superninfreak wrote:

Anna Cassidy wrote:

I read that book in 7th grade. It sucked pretty bad.

I've had to read WAY worse books for school. If that was one of your sucky ones, I wanna have your English teacher.

Believe me, I've read worse too. Ever had to read Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse?

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Re: I say, who enjoys a smashing ol' time with their pillows?

Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:32 pm

Mistermouse

Intriguing, erotic....
Disturbing....
I'm scarred....
She's like a female gant...

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Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:37 pm

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I'd love to study the psychology of the people who do this.

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Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:39 pm

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Mistermouse wrote:

Intriguing, erotic....
Disturbing....
I'm scarred....
She's like a female gant...

1. Who? Prosecutor wannabe?

2. ...Gant..is...erotic...?

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Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:42 pm

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I think he means that the female gant is erotic. Well, some people do like that kinda person.

Re: I say, who enjoys a smashing ol' time with their pillows?

Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:42 pm

Mistermouse

1. yes
2. No
Prosecutorwannabe is not erotic
The thought of it....
Just... Kidding...

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Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:46 pm

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There are some people who find Gant erotic. Not me, of course.

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Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:48 pm

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Awen wrote:

There are some people who find Gant erotic. Not me, of course.

Like Jean Armstrong?

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Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:53 pm

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Maybe. I mean, I don't know. I've never asked him.

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Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:27 pm

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Mistermouse wrote:

Awen wrote:

There are some people who find Gant erotic. Not me, of course.

Like Jean Armstrong?

ArmstrongxGant is my new OTP.

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Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:51 pm

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Awen wrote:

Am I the only one who doesn't know what's going on here? Something about pillows and Edgeworth and tea?

This sounds like a kink meme request. XD

...and here we go again with the pillow-humping. XD

I like down pillows, personally. Not that I hump them or anything. O_o

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Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:10 am

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I have been known to say things of that nature. Add that with the pillows and...Well, you can figure it out.

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Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:26 am

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I'm in a room right now with pillows.

Top that.

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Re: I say, who enjoys a smashing ol' time with their pillows?

Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:59 am

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I humped my best friend's wife's pillow.

Now YOU top that. =p

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Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:18 am

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...
You people are disturbing...
And a little touched in the head methinks...

I have a friend who has a quillow.
It's a pillow that folds out of a little built in pouch and doubles as a quilt.
It makes an awesome shield in pillow fights. XD

The only talking I do with my pillow is that thing some people do at night... you know... when they talk in their sleep... in another language. =P

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Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:43 pm

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Superninfreak wrote:

For the people who don't know who it is, it's prossecutorwannabe.

Godot-Fangirl wrote:

Hazri wrote:

You can't say you wouldn't hump a Godot pillow.

Yuck (srsly, yuck)
Why would i?
Im sane enough to know hes fiction and im isane if i hump a godot pillow.
And i dont have that kind of dirty mind :yuusaku:

She humps a normal pillow and imagines that it's Edgeworth

i know

dude, humping a pillow is pathetic, and this thread is eeewww

i'll swear this is the last time i visit this thread

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Re: I say, who enjoys a smashing ol' time with their pillows?

Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:12 pm

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Now, of course, if the pillow was shaped like John Linnell...then I'd probably cuddle with it every night. Wouldn't hump it, though.

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Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:21 pm

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Oy mate, this is quite an interestin' subject. The only one that I've been involved in that's better than this is when we talked about males gettin' pregnant in my U.S. history class.

Quite a smashing ol' time, love. Or whatever term of endearment I feel like using.

I wouldn't hump a pillow whether it looks like someone or not. I'm also not sure how one goes about the process of that but I think that a psych might have a field day here.

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Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:03 pm

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My stuffed panda is MUCH better at it than my pillow.

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Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:01 pm

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MikeMeekins wrote:

My stuffed panda is MUCH better at it than my pillow.

..Better at what..?

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"No, this is a reasonable discussion about pillow humping." -Tinker

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Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:56 pm

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Frankly, I'm not sure we wanna know.

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Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:59 am

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I hit people with pillows.

somehow, I don't think that's what you meant by "smashing".

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Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:54 am

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I... used to hump pillows...

Wait I lied.. I still do...
*RUNS*

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Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:57 am

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The Doctor wrote:

I hit people with pillows.

somehow, I don't think that's what you meant by "smashing".

I tend to hit people with pillows if I find them as being incompitent.

... What? I get in less trouble that way than if I was to hit them with my cane!

... Sometimes I hit the PILLOWS with my CANE... It's a great way to train for my fighting style using my cane as my W.O.C. :gant:

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Re: I say, who enjoys a smashing ol' time with their pillows?

Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:59 am

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GamerErman2001 wrote:

I... used to hump pillows...

Wait I lied.. I still do...
*RUNS*

...I assume these pillows are at least 18 years old and consented to it?

Wrestlemania wrote:

The Doctor wrote:

I hit people with pillows.

somehow, I don't think that's what you meant by "smashing".

I tend to hit people with pillows if I find them as being incompitent.

... What? I get in less trouble that way than if I was to hit them with my cane!

... Sometimes I hit the PILLOWS with my CANE... It's a great way to train for my fighting style using my cane as my W.O.C. :gant:

You're horrible. People who treat their pillows like that don't deserve to have pillows.

Anna Cassidy wrote:

Frankly, I'm not sure we wanna know.

Humping a pillow is one thing.. but humping a stuffed animal....

Jesus is Lord.

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"No, this is a reasonable discussion about pillow humping." -Tinker